DWN, Driving While Naked

DWN Driving While Naked

When I saw the blue light flashing the rear-view mirror, I knew I was about to experience one of those moments in life that are unforgettable.

I was driving the car and I was naked. Well, I was wearing shoes and jewelry, but otherwise I was naked as the day I was born. My husband Craig was in the passenger seat, drunk as a skunk (I've never understood that expression-somebody must've gotten a skunk drunk once).

We'd been at my sister's house, celebrating her husband's birthday, he was forty.

We had partied with them and some of their friends a number of times and some of the parties had gotten pretty wild with the wives getting topless and some soft (none of the men were soft, though) swapping.

In the course of the evening, I had gotten naked. I sat in Ed's lap naked and given him a kiss to congratulate him for putting up with my sister and for making it to forty. I wasn't the only one who was naked. Ellen (my sister) had started it by getting topless for her husband. He had a thing about exposing her hidden assets naked around other people. She does have nicer tits than I do. My husband Craig encouraged me to join her and I did. He and some of the other men hid my blouse and bra, so I spent most of the evening with my tits out. We'd done things like that with Ellen and Ed before, sometimes with other people present. Two other women joined us, but two women kept their shirts on. The room was full of tits.

After the guests had departed, Craig and Ed talked Ellen and I into stripping naked and getting our photos taken with Ed. I don't shave my pussy; Ellen does, so Ed really likes to see my naked beaver. When I sat on Ed's lap, I fondled his dick and got it out of his pants. It wouldn't have taken much for him to have put his cock in me. He'd done it a couple of times before when Craig and I swapped with them, but that's another story. I turned and kissed him and took his cock with my hand and did put it inside me, just for a few moments. His dick was all shiny and incredibly hard for my sister when I dismounted.

I was very horny and needed to be fucked. I couldn't wait until Craig got me home and in bed. Ed and Ellen were already fucking when we left their house.

We had to go home since our kids were with a babysitter and it was close to midnight. We only lived fifteen miles from Ed and Ellen and there wouldn't be much traffic. I was going to drive since Craig was in no condition. I'd few drinks, but was more alert than he was. I found my shoes, but the remainder of my clothing was nowhere to be found. I presumed that Ed and Craig had hidden everything so I would have to drive home naked. I'd driven home topless and bottomless before, but never fully naked.

Well, of course, a police car pulled up behind us after we had turned onto a feeder road just a few miles from home. I had been driving safely, not speeding, paying attention to every sign. I had no idea what I had done. Maybe I had been driving erratically; I hoped not. Drunk driving laws are pretty tough in Iowa, where we live.

I pulled off into the parking lot beside a little business, getting off the highway. It was pretty dark with only a security light providing any illumination. We waited while the police were running our license plate through their computer system to see if we were wanted fugitives or something.

I said to Craig, "Quick, give me your shirt. I don't want them to see me naked."

Craig was alert enough to comply. He unbuttoned his short sleeve dress shirt and handed it to me. He wasn't wearing an undershirt, so now he was topless - and drunk.

I managed to get it on my arms and over my shoulders and had done one button when the officer approached.

I rolled down the window and innocently asked, "Good evening officer. Did I do something wrong?"

The young officer sternly said, "License and registration, please."

I leaned over to get the registration from the glove box and had to turn to get my license from my purse in the back seat. I was having trouble keeping the shirt closed and I'm sure the officer had a nice view of my tits. My legs were fully exposed and my pussy may have peeked out as well. I handed him the two cards and managed to hook another button on my shirt.

He leaned into the car, saw my drunk husband and smelled the unmistakable scent of alcohol from my husband's breath.

He said, "Please get out of the car, please."

Oh shit. What was I to do. Rather than tell him I wasn't wearing much, I just gritted my teeth and did it. The shirt covered most of me.

I opened the door while the officer stood back a bit. His partner had joined him.

They both were watching closely as I turned in my seat and put my left leg out of the car. There was no doubt that they could see my naked pussy. The bottom buttons of the shirt were not fastened, the shirt was gaping open so my bare bush was right there for the two officers to see. I had put one leg out before the other, exposing my moist slit to the two men. Their eyes were definitely focused on my bare cunt. The second officer aimed his flashlight right at my crotch. I was embarrassed. I brought my other leg out, ending the show.

They instructed my husband to exit the car too. He stumbled around to where we were and leaned against the trunk of the car. He was naked from the waist, having given me his shirt.

He started to say something in his slurry voice, "Officers, I was watching and she was driving safely."

I looked at him, wanting him to just shut up and not make things worse.

I politely asked the officers, "Why did you stop us? I wasn't doing anything wrong, was I?"

The first officer said, "You drifted through that stop sign back there and were driving very slow."

"I thought I had come to a full stop. I'm sorry."

Then Craig butted in, "That's fucking ridiculous. Don't you guys have something more important to do? There are criminals running wild downtown."

His comments obviously irritated the officers.

I stopped my husband and said, "Craig, just shut the fuck up and let me handle this. You're drunk."

The second officer asked, "Ma'am, have you been drinking."

I said, "I only had one glass of wine a few hours ago." It wasn't a lie. I did have one drink a few hours ago, I didn't mention the additional glasses I'd had since.

He said, "I can smell liquor on your breath." I didn't think he could but Craig's breath was quite noticeable.

I said, "Well test me."

Without them asking, I put my index fingers to my nose with my eyes closed, one hand then the other. Fortunately, I was successful.

Then I said the alphabet, both forward and backward. I missed a few letters, but got most of it right. I walked on a straight line without stumbling. The key was to just do it, without trying to think or be too careful.

The two cops were kind of cute and they were more interested in what I was (wasn't) wearing. I made no effort to cover my pussy. I was in a difficult situation and abandoned any qualms about using my feminine assets to my advantage. Maybe they'd let a good looking woman go.

"You should not be driving naked, ma'am." The second officer said. "We saw you putting on that shirt after we stopped you."

I replied, "Well, I'm wasn't naked. I'm wearing shoes." They looked at my naked thighs and my feet."

The officer said, "It's dangerous to drive without any clothes on and you can be arrested for public nudity."

I defended myself, "It's not illegal to be naked inside a car and no one could see me until you made me get out of the car."

The second officer asked, "Where are your clothes, ma'am."

I said, "I decided to not wear anything tonight. We were at my sister's house for a party. All the women were naked." Let them imagine that.

The first officer spoke to the second one. "She sorta passed the sobriety test."

The second guy said, "She seems a little loopy. We could take her in for a breathalyzer."

They were considering what to do when I suggested, "Why don't you search me. I might have drugs on me."

It was a ridiculous suggestion because I was only wearing my husband's partially buttoned shirt. I was in a playful mood, still horny after having my brother-in-law's cock in me for a few moments. I realized that the two officers were being lured by my tits and my pussy and sensed that I had a bit of an advantage.

I undid the two buttons and pulled the shirt apart, exposing my breasts. It was cold out and my dark nipples were very stiff. I said, "See, no weapons." Although, I was using my tits as weapons.

I turned around and put my arms on the top of the police car. I spread my legs. The shirt barely covered my butt to begin with, so when I raised my arms to put them on the car, my ass was fully exposed. With my legs spread, they could see a tuft of pubic hair and my pussy lips peeking between my thighs, a 'squirrel shot'. In the pale light washing over from the nearby security light, they could see the outline of my body through the shirt.

The second officer, went for the bait. He began to pat me down. His hands patted along my sides and over my hips. He reached around front and rubbed his hands over my breasts, then my belly, finally stopping with his hand on my bush. He knelt down and rubbed his hands over my legs, down, then up one leg, then doing the same with the other leg. Finally, he reached between my legs and put his hand on my pussy. His wrist was pressed into my pussy. His fingers rubbed through my hairy bush and delicate flesh. I could feel the heat in my crotch and I was sure he could too. I squeezed my legs around his forearm.

He stepped away and said, "She's clean."

I said, "You didn't look inside me." I was daring them.

The first officer took his turn. He ran his fingers through my hair, rubbed my shoulders. He pushed the shirt over my shoulders. He pulled one arm away from the car and let the shirt drop from my arm. Then he did the same with the other arm. Now I was naked again, except for my shoes, my earrings and my rings. He lifted each foot and removed my shoes, searching them.

The officer continued his search, taking his time to fondle my breasts. He explored the flesh of my legs, taking his time, moving up and down. He had a nice view up into my crotch. He used his flashlight to inspect the dark recesses between my legs. When his hands were on my inner thighs, I felt the juices flowing out of my pussy. He reached the promised land when he put his hand on my heated pussy. His fingers combed through the slippery flesh of my vulva and then found the opening to my vagina. His finger slid into me and I gasped. I pushed my butt back to give him better access and squeezed my thighs around his forearm. His fingers moved around inside me, searching for contraband. My vagina is not that big, so he was spending much more time in there than necessary.

He moved my butt back and had me bend more. He spread my ass cheeks and had a nice view of my asshole and my cunt. The other officer was shining his flashlight at my tiny butt-hole. A finger slid into me, searching around. He pumped his index-finger in and out a bit, finger-fucking my ass.

Then, the second officer replaced his partner. He put his hand right on my pussy and slid two fingers into my vagina. I was bent over the car naked, with my legs spread. My cunt was fully exposed and I was at their mercy. They could tell I was aroused. The juices were dripping out of me and I was breathing heaving. I realized that my ass was humping in rhythm with his fingering.

It was a moment of decision. I had gotten so horny at my sister's party. I looked at my husband, now leaning against the car. I was amazed to see that he had his dick out and was pumping it with his hand. He was getting off, seeing these two cops strip and finger his wife. I suspected something was up.

I looked back at the second officer, the cuter one. I said, "Fuck me. Teach me a lesson for driving so recklessly."

My husband was glassy eyed while continuing to play with his dick, not objecting.

I heard a zipper and then I felt a pole-like object rubbing on my butt. I raised my ass, inviting him to put his cock in me. He did. It slid in slowly, slipping along my silky channel. I groaned when he hit bottom. His pelvis was pressed against my ass. He began to pump in and out, fucking me with what felt like a nice, big, juicy cock. His hands held my tits, fingering my nipples while his hips rocked back and forth. He was doing me bareback. My husband was watching me get fucked, one of his favorite past-times.

I closed my eyes and savored the sensation of having a cock inside me. I had regretted that I hadn't let my sister's husband fuck me earlier. I was incredibly horny and needed this cock that was now inside me. I wiggled my ass, moving with the officer's rhythm. My tits were swaying beneath me.

I turned and said, "Put your cum inside me."

He did. I felt the warm gush of semen pouring into me which produced an orgasm of my own. I was lewdly pushing my ass back into the officer's cock. I didn't even know his name.

Then it was his partner's turn. The first officer moved in behind me. I waggled my ass, inviting him. I felt the first man's cum dripping down my leg. My husband had moved closer. I leaned over toward him, wanting to take his cock in my mouth. His pants were at his knees. He was naked from there up. His cock was hard and shiny; it was as hard as I'd ever felt it. I opened my mouth and sucked his dick while the police officer fucked me from behind. I had to be careful not to bite-off my husband's cock in response to the wonderful feeling of the cop's prick in my pussy.

We moved away from the car, with me spit-roasted between two men. I was on my hands and knees in the grass. I'd been spit roasted once before, with my husband and an old friend of his. This was different, being outside, naked, in the cool night air. A few cars had passed on the street, probably not noticing us.

The officer was hammering away at my defenseless pussy, verging on police brutality. Faster and harder, his cock rammed into me.

I lifted off Craig's dick momentarily and urged the cop, "Come on, fuck me harder. Fill me with your cum."

My husband came first. I wasn't expecting it when his warm semen poured into my mouth. Much of his cum overflowed onto my chin. I felt gloriously decadent, naked and being fucked by strangers along the side of the road. The cop's thrusts increased in speed and force and then I felt his seed burst from his cock and pour into me. I moaned, coming again. Feeling semen flow into me is an absolutely fantastic experience, nothing matches it.

We'd never done anything like we were doing with these two police officers. Craig is always thinking of new and adventurous things to keep our lives exciting. He loves me and likes to watch me when I lose control.

They were finished. There were three loads of cum inside me, one in my mouth, two in my cunt. I straightened up and turned toward the two cops.

"I'm Phil." The first officer introduced himself.

Then, the second guy said, "Walt."

"Nice to meet you." I replied. I smiled, knowing that it was all a setup.

"We'll let you go with just a warning this time." Phil said.

I thanked them and said, "You'll have to send me the schedule of when you two are on duty."

A few minutes later, we were back on the road. I was still naked (except for my shoes). Craig had retrieved my shirt. It was smudged from being on the ground. Cum was dripping onto the car seat beneath me.

"You set that up." I said, confirming the obvious.

My husband said, "I went to school with those guys and see them at the Y."

"How did they know we would be driving on that road tonight?"

"I texted them."

My husband had set me up to be fucked his two police-officer friends.

I said, "Did you like watching them fuck me?"

"Absolutely."

I marveled at how he got excited by watching me fuck other men.

He said, "I love you and really like seeing you lose control and get off like that."

What a husband.

Well, we had one more challenge, the babysitter. I was the one who always paid her. Obviously, I couldn't do so without any clothes. The girl lived nearby, so she would walk home.

We decided that Craig would deal with the babysitter while I drove around the block. He'd tell her I was running to the drug store for something. I saw the girl leave our house and when she went around the corner, I drove back to our driveway.

I parked the car and walked toward the front door, still naked. I'd removed my shoes and earrings and was only wearing the wedding rings my husband had given me. Craig was waiting outside the door. He said the kids were asleep.

I told him, "Strip, I want to see your cock."

He did as I asked, removing his shoes, shirt and pants. His dick was hard again.

I asked, "Want to make me get off again?"

"Absolutely."

He said. "Get on your back. I'm going to fuck your face with my cum-filled pussy."

He did as I asked. I knelt beside him and straddled his head. I lowered my sloppy cunt onto his face and he eagerly licked my sensitive parts, nibbling my clit. I pressed down on his face, feeling the cum dribble out of me. He loved it. I pumped his cock with my hand. His tongue did that thing that he does to my clitoris that I like. I felt my cum joining the semen from those two cops pouring onto my husband's face. The more I leaked, the more he attacked my crotch. It was absolutely marvelous. I lifted my arms above my head and reveled in the glorious feeling of being bare naked while getting eaten by my husband in the cool night air. We were in our front yard and would be visible to any of the neighbors that looked.

Then, we finally went in the house and hurried into our bedroom. I laid on my back, wanting just plain-old missionary sex with my husband. When his familiar cock slid into my sloppy pussy, I closed my eyes and savored the sensation. As we kissed and looked into each other's eyes, we increased our intensity, reflecting our strong love for each other.

A few days later, I saw those two cops coming out of Arby's. I waved to them and smiled. They tipped their hats politely, acting like I was just another citizen. I looked them up online. They are both cute. I may go speeding through town again when they are on duty.