Our Dog Found a Dildo

Our Dog Found a Dildo

It's gotta belong to either my mom or my sisters

It was about 7pm last Saturday. The whole family just got home from an outdoor music festival. There were some great bands on the bill and my parents got tickets so all of us could go. It was sort of a way to mark the end of the summer, and kind of a welcome for me too. You see I just moved in with my dad, my stepmom, and two stepsisters. I turned 18 last March and I'm starting college in a couple of weeks.

It was Dad's idea. They've got a big house with plenty of room, and by living with them I can save (and Dad can also save) a pile of money. My parents got divorced when I was only 2. Dad got remarried pretty soon after. I'd never really lived with Dad full time, just a few visits and a couple of months every summer. My stepmom was cool. I'd been calling her "Mom" for basically all my life. My step sisters were like real sisters to me too. By that I don't mean we were close. Basically it means they loved to torment me. They're twins, Becka and Brynn, three years older than I am. They're living at home while going to school too.

It's not really fair to say they torment me. They did, for years, but lately that's been getting better. Today at the festival Becka actually told me it seemed like I was growing up to be pretty cool. And Brynn added "and not bad looking too." I was thinking that maybe living with them while I went to school might turn out alright.

So my dad unlocks the door and of course our dog, Sadie, is excited to greet us as we return. At first she just circles around all of our knees, making sure the gang's all here or something, and then she goes and picks up something to show us. She's always trying to give us toys, hoping we'll play with her. I'm not really paying too much attention.

Then I heard my mom say to my dad, "Jim, what's that?"

We all turned to look where she was pointing, at Sadie. Sadie had something in her mouth that was bigger than her usual chew toys. The first thing I noticed was that it was a bright neon pink color. I saw Becka's mouth fall open and her eyes go wide in surprise and shock. Brynn was about a half second behind her as she brought her hands up to her mouth.

I looked again, and said out loud what was by then pretty obvious to everyone. "Kinda looks like a dildo to me."

"Well..." my dad said. "Yes it does." Dad looked kind of amused. I could tell he was trying to be matter of fact, but he couldn't help but let the hint of a smirk cross his face.

Mom reacted first. "Oh My Gawd!... Where did she get THAT?... That certainly isn't MINE!"

So we all turned to my sisters.

"What?!... well it's not MINE!" said Becka

"Or mine!" said Brynn.

Then they all turned to look at me. "For fuck sake that pink monstrosity ain't MINE!"

I don't think they suspected me of being gay. More like they figured I was just the kind of guy who might have a dildo around, as something that could come in handy for a joke or something. They weren't exactly wrong about that. But the dildo had been a complete surprise.

Then everyone turned toward Dad. But nobody accused him. He didn't say anything. He just gave us a look. Everybody was pretty sure it didn't belong to Dad.

After a brief, awkward silence, Dad said, "Well if nobody wants to claim it, I guess nobody will mind if I get rid of it." He started to move toward Sadie.

I moved quickly to cut him off. "Awww, do we have to do that? Look, she likes it." I heard my sisters snickering as I tried, then eventually got her to release the sex toy into my hand. I held it gingerly between my thumb and middle finger, at the "balls" end. Then holding it out in front of Sadie, I led her over toward my sisters. "C'mon girl, who does it smell like?"

"Oooooh! Gross! That's disgusting!" Brynn and Becka squealed.

"Tom!" Mom scolded.

"Tom, is that really necessary?" Dad weighed in too, flatly. But I think he was at least a little bit amused.

I held the dildo up at eye level where all could see, and inspected it more closely. "Hmmm. All chewed up. Bitch gonna have to work on her technique." That got a quick chuckle out of him.

Then he caught himself and got all dad-like again. "OK. That's enough. Garbage. Now."

I'd had my fun. Dutifully, I walked over to the kitchen sink and tossed the chewed-up pink dildo into the garbage can underneath. "You know where to find it if you need it later," I said toward my sisters. They gave me a disgusted look in return.

"Tom, please!" Mom said.

"OK. I'm done."

"I hope so."

Truthfully, even though I'd been using the opportunity to tease my sisters, I had no more reason to think it might belong to one of them than it did to think it might be my mom's. As I pondered, I even thought it was maybe a little more likely to be Mom's, if on account of the size, if nothing else and also, maybe just on account of my sisters being younger. They weren't exactly sheltered, but probably less worldly than Mom.

Not that I'm some big expert. I'm still only 18. I'm not a virgin, but I've only been with one girl. Pretty much everything I knew about sex toys was whatever I'd seen in porn. But that didn't stop me from spouting off. Spouting off is kind of my thing.

With the dildo safely disposed of, now we were faced with the fallout from the discovery. The mood was... awkward. Clearly the dildo was still on everyone's mind. Dad and I looked at each other. I'd gotten my jokes in and Dad clearly was feeling like it wasn't his place to say anything. I noticed, and I'm pretty sure he noticed too, that Mom and the girls weren't even making eye contact with us or one another.

Eventually, Mom said. "OK. I'll get to the bottom of this." Clearly, she had no idea what she'd said.

"Oh my God." I laughed. Then Dad and the girls laughed too. Then Mom got it. But she did not smile.

"Girls. Upstairs." She gestured with her head. Brynn and Becka started toward the stairs, and then Mom followed them up.

It was just Dad and I alone in the family room.

"I think I'll see if there's a game on," he said.

"Good idea," I replied.

He sat in his chair and grabbed the remote. I took up my usual game watching position on the couch. He found one and we watched, mostly in silence. Sometimes we even almost forgot about "the dildo incident" and the women upstairs.

I don't think I mentioned yet that my sisters are fairly hot. They're not supermodel quality or anything like that, but they're definitely attractive. If I'm being honest, probably more attractive than my high school girlfriend. They're not identical twins, but they look enough alike that a lot of people think they are. They're both skinny, fairly petite, with a pretty face, dark blonde hair, smallish tits, and absolutely killer asses. They don't smile at me or give me any reason to lech after them, but there have definitely been times when a glimpse of that ass in shorts or jeans has put a tickle in my pickle.

My mom (stepmom) is kind of an older version of the same, except she's definitely curvier (but still very fit). I think she's 44, although she's always been a little mysterious about her age. She and my dad have been married for 16 years now. They actually knew each other before they were married to their exes. For both of them, the first marriage was over pretty quick when kids were still little. Then they got back with each other and have been together ever since. My dad's 45. He keeps in shape. People say they're a good-looking couple.

They're pretty cool as parents, overall, always there for us kids when we need them, but not hovering, not always in our business. They've got their friends and their lives and we've got ours. As I said, our house is pretty big. It's five bedrooms, so even with me there now, the girls each have their own room and my parents have one with a spare guest room fo when someone visits. Everyone has privacy.

Earlier that day, at the festival, my Mom and sisters all took some weed gummies. They're cool about that too, but still all legal and responsible. It's not legal in our state unless you're 21, so I didn't get one. Dad abstained because he was driving. But the girls were loose, really feeling the sun and the music. Everyone was having fun. Me too.

As the game was winding down I looked over at Dad. "They've kind of been up there a long time."

"Yeah..." he replied. He didn't say more. But he had a look in his eye that told me he was thinking.

"Do you think we should check on them, or something?"

"In a minute."

It was probably only two minutes later that I heard Mom's voice calling from upstairs. "Jim, could you and Tom come up here?"

He looked over at me and raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, sure. Be right up."

I really had no idea what to expect, but when I walked into their bedroom I was surprised to see that all three of them were wearing their bathrobes, and their hair was a little disheveled. They had extra color in their cheeks and looked relaxed and happy. If I didn't know better I would have guessed that all three had just been fucked.

"Have a seat, boys," Mom said. My sisters were already sitting on the big, king-sized bed. Mom sat on a little stool she had in front of her vanity. Dad sat in a chair they had. I sat on top of a chest that was up against the wall. "The girls and I have been talking..."

I notice my sisters suppressing a giggle.

"We had a lot to talk about."

I asked, "did you figure out whose..."

Mom cut me off. "No. That's not important. But that... toy... did get us talking about penises, and... sizes... and..." She paused for a moment, trying to gather herself to say something, and then she found her strength, relaxed, and just let it flow. "Jim, I happened to let slip that yours is bigger than that toy." The girls giggled, but Mom ignored them and continued. "Also that real ones are much warmer, with soft skin, and feel much nicer than silicone, even with lube. Also, with a toy you don't get the thrill or the feeling of making it cum."

You could say she had my full attention. I'd never known her to be a prude. We were, I thought, fairly open about sex, but never explicit like this. My sisters were smiling as they listened to her. My dad was starting to smile too.

She continued. "Then the girls started asking all kinds of questions. I told them some stuff and as we kept talking we were all starting to get pretty worked up and well... we ended up masturbating together."

Holy shit! I knew what I'd heard but I could hardly believe it. Of course I started to conjure up pictures in my head of the three of them, right there in this same room, only a short time ago. Holy shit!

"It was good, wasn't it girls? It was nice. It was really fun. We all agreed it's much better to be open about these things. Becka talked about some of the things she's done with her boyfriends, and Brynn talked about some of the things she's done with Rick. They're not virgins, but they've never really talked about sex openly with those boys, about what they like and what boys like, and it was just so great to be all out in the open about everything. I think we all feel like it's really made us closer. And Jim, I hope you're not mad, but I'm afraid I may have also told them our biggest secret."

I looked over at Dad. His eyes were definitely getting big. Becka and Brynn were locked in too, even though they presumably knew what she was about to say.

Mom looked at me, since I guess I was the only one who didn't know. "Tom, your dad and I are in the lifestyle. We're swingers."

My heart was beating strong. I could feel it in my chest. This was big. And this was a total surprise. For fuck sake she just told me that they all just got off together, and now this!

"You never wondered about the pineapples?"

As she said it I guess I had heard something about that, but I never really gave it any thought or put it together. I figured she just liked fresh pineapple and pineapple decorations.

"There's more Tom. Girls too, as long as everything's out in the open. It's not how we first met, but when your father and I were together the first time, before our first marriages, we also performed together a few times for a very small crowd in live sex shows. Our spouses found out about that past, and that's basically what led to our getting divorced from them, and then getting back together. We haven't done any live shows since you kids came along, but we are in the lifestyle. You know when we go over to the Johnsons' once a month to play cards? Well we're not really playing cards."

I was shocked, of course, and still processing all I'd heard. "Dad, is this true?"

"Yes, Tom, it's true. We barely drink. We don't gamble or do illegal drugs. We don't ski or have expensive hobbies. But we do have sex. We really, really like sex. And it's fun to have sex with different people."

Brynn spoke up. I guess maybe that last part was new to her too. "So the Johnsons too? Who else? Anybody else that we know?" I remembered Brynn and Becka were friends with a Rachel Johnson. I'd seen her over at the house back when we were in high school.

"Yes. They even let Rachel play with us last month." Mom closed her eyes to focus on the memory. She breathed deeply. "It was so fucking hot! Wasn't it Jim?"

"Yes it was." Dad had a smile too, remembering. I now saw the tent in Dad's pants. I'm sure the girls had seen it too. "She was the center of attention. It seemed like she had a great time."

Needless to say, my pants were tenting up pretty well too. My cock was really feeling constrained. I thought I noticed Brynn and Becka squirming.

Mom continued. "So after the girls and I got off together, we all agree that it doesn't make any sense to use a dildo when we have two..." She looked at me. Brynn and Becka also looked at me. "Two of the real thing right here close by."

Dad added, "and always ready."

"Yes, Jim. I know you're always ready." She smiled at him.

The tension in the room, especially with me and the girls, was unbelievable!

"So Jim, what do you say we show the kids how we like to play?"

Dad had a cheshire cat grin now. "Should I get some condoms?"

"No need. We're all on the pill here." Mom stood and shucked off her robe, tossing it in a corner. She was absolutely naked underneath. With nice, full tits, huge, stiff nipples, and a sexy, confident swagger, she walked over in front of Dad, who stood to meet her. They kissed, turned to position themselves so both the girls and I could see. My naked mother dropped to her knees and unbuckled his belt.

He peeled off his shirt while she let his pants drop to the floor. His boxers were stretched tight in front of him and as she pulled them down his cock sprang up above her head. I was not surprised his cock was big, but I gotta admit I was impressed. It was both long and thick. I've seen bigger in porn, but he definitely would not have been out of place there. I could see how he at least had the equipment to do live shows. The girls' eyes were glued to it, totally focused in.

She helped him step out of them and then, as she sat slowly back up, she rubbed her face sensuously along his thigh, up until her hair was touching his cock, then she tilted her head up slowly so the shaft of his cock was against her forehead. She stuck out her tongue to lick his balls, and followed the path straight up the middle as his cock touched the bridge of her nose, then her lips. Her tongue followed behind going up the center until only the tip of her tongue touched the tip of his cock, where a drop of precum as forming. She caught the drop on her tongue and drew back, a thin strand connecting them in the air until it broke.

Then she took him all the way in, straight into her throat, amazingly without gagging, until her chin was up against his balls. Slowly, she drew back with her lips latched tightly around, sucking him all the way, until he was out again.

"Kids, you might want to get comfortable." She looked at me. "Tom, wouldn't you like to be more comfortable?" Her voice was sultry, smooth, like I'd never heard her before.

My sisters weighed in.

"Yeah, Tommy. Show us."

"Let's see it. Let's see what you got."

"I will if you will."

The girls both looked at each other, shrugged, and let the top halves of their robes fall to the bed. Their tits were small, but really cute, with puffy nipples. The robes were still gathered around their hips, but open in front. Their legs were drawn up. I thought could see pussy lips. I didn't have a great view, but I also thought it looked like they might be glistening. Why wouldn't they be wet? They'd already got off. I hadn't. I was rock hard.

Dad was appreciating the view too. Like I said, these were beautiful girls. They'd done their part. Now I had to do mine. I stood, tore off my shirt, and quickly dropped my pants. Surprise! I wasn't wearing underwear. I like the feeling of going commando. Of course everyone was looking at me, comparing.

Mom spoke first. "Well aren't we the lucky girls?!"

"Yeah, Tommy. I never would have guessed."

"Nice one, Baby Bro. I'm impressed."

I don't know if I was as big as Dad, but clearly I was at least pretty close. I sat back down, but stretched my legs out and leaned back to grab my cock and give myself a little relief as I watched the action. And if the girls wanted to look at my cock, I wanted to make sure to give them something to look at. They each dropped one hand to their pussies and teased their nipples with the other. Mostly they were watching Mom blow Dad, but occasionally they'd glance over at me too.

Mom also looked really turned on. She had one hand between her legs while she blew him. Her movements were so smooth, so sensuous. Dad kept his focus on her, with a look of total appreciation.

"Yeah baby that's good. Mmmmmm. Just how I like it." He encouraged her like that, in a low voice we almost couldn't hear.

She didn't blow him for a super long time. She pulled off. "Sorry baby, I need this." She got up and moved over to sit down on the edge of the big bed, up toward the head. The girls scooted down toward the foot of the bed. I got up to stand behind the girls so I could see better. Mom spread her legs wide, and Dad stepped up to shove his long, fat cock inside her.

"Hey! Careful!" Becka looked over her shoulder as my cockhead inadvertently touched the back of her upper arm when I leaned in to get a better view.

"Sorry." I said. I was not sorry. I guess my cock was just too long. I backed away a half step.

Mom ignored our little outburst as she and Dad continued their demonstration. "Now you see, girls, this is what I was talking about. You can play with yourself while you're getting fucked. The guy won't mind, especially if it makes you cum harder all over his cock."

My dad's cock slid in and out of her, and it was clear she was stretched tight. Her inner lips grabbed him as he slid out as if they didn't want to let him go. His cock was shiny with her juices. He was standing off just a little to make it easier for us to see. Lucky his dick was long enough he could get away with it.

"This is way better than a dildo. Between your hand on your clit, and his cock inside you, it's the best of both worlds." Mom was clearly feeling it now, falling into getting fucked. "Or if you like, the guy can put his hand on your clit, or on your tits, or on your throat. Do whatever feels best. Switch it up."

Dad continued with the demo for awhile and then he stopped worrying about what we could see and just moved in to fuck her harder and deeper. He bent over and talked low to her, so low we couldn't really hear. He put his hand back around her throat. All us kids were playing with ourselves as we watched our parents fuck. It was clear they really knew each other's rhythms. They really knew what they were doing. They really loved to fuck.

"Don't cum yet, Jim," she said, and then Mom let herself go. She doubled down on her clit with her finger, strumming furiously as she peaked, and screamed out in release. It was intensely hot and I could feel myself wanting to cum too, but I also told myself it would be better if I could hold off cuz, to be honest, I was not quite sure where this evening was going to go, and I wanted to be ready. So I stopped jerking and just kind of edged myself as my mom came down from her orgasm.

"Jim, let's do our special ending."

My dad had stayed inside her while she came, but now he pulled out and stepped back. She dropped her ass down off the bed until her tits were right about at edge height. She leaned back and squeezed them together. Dad stepped forward, spread his legs a little, and slid his cock in between her soft, round globes. Then he started sliding it back and forth, fucking her tits as she used her hands to squeeze them together and twiddle her nipples.

"C'mon baby, you know I want it." She was staring straight into his eyes. She licked her lips. She bit her bottom lip, encouraging him with every move. Then she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue to give him a target.

Suddenly I could hear Dad breathing hard as he busted his nut and a thick stream of cum jetted out straight into her mouth. Three, four, five, at least six more follow the first and she took it all. A little missed and got her upper lip. Some fell onto her tongue. When he was close to done, she leaned her head forward and latched on, sucking and swallowing.

Dad pulled back, and she grabbed his cock with her hand to milk out a little more, which fell onto her outstretched tongue. She smiled at him.

"Good one, baby. Thank you. You taste so good."

Dad pulled back again, farther this time, looking pretty satisfied. There was still a little cum on Mom's upper lip and chin, and she pushed a little more out with her tongue.

"Do you girls want a taste?" She scooped some up with her finger and offered it to Becka, who was closest. Becka leaned forward and wrapped her lips around Mom's finger. Becka was clearly trying to savor it as Mom gathered and scooped another one and offered it to Brynn, who did the same.

"Mmmmmm" I heard both girls showing their appreciation and enjoyment.

Mom spoke to the girls. "I love cum. It's a bit of an acquired taste, but once you acquire it, you want to taste all you can get." Mom sat up and looked straight at me. "What about you, Tom? Have you got anything I can taste? Something you want to give me? It'll take your dad a little time to recover now that he's older, but a young guy like you...?"

I wondered if something like this was gonna happen. I hoped something like this was gonna happen. Everyone shifted around as Mom sat me on the edge of the bed, spread my knees, and knelt down in between them. She took ahold of my cock and rolled it between her hands as she stared straight into my eyes. I saw lust there, bottomless lust.

"You girls might want to take notes," Dad said. "Believe me I know. Your mother is VERY good at this."

The girls shifted around to get a good view, taking up positions laying down on either side of me, their faces propped up on one arm only about a foot away from my achingly hard cock stretched and shiny like it was about to burst.

"It's OK if you don't last too long, Tom," she said. "I know you'll be ready for round two in no time. Just relax and let it happen."

Oh my God. There's going to be a round two! I wasn't sure what that meant, but I was pretty confident it was going to be good too.

Mom started blowing me. She was phenomenal.

I heard my dad say, "Babe I love to watch you suck cock." Then, "how you doin, Tom?"

"Ooohhhh" I just groaned. I couldn't say anything more intelligible than that, but that said it all.

I don't know how the fuck she did it but she was using her tongue, her hands, her fingers, her lips, suction, different kinds of rubbing, touching my balls, and all of it in differing combinations. I didn't know what was coming next or where it was coming from or how. I only knew it felt fucking fantastic! I'm pretty sure I only lasted about two minutes until my fucking soul got sucked out of my cock and into her mouth.

I just felt myself cumming and cumming and cumming. I had to close my eyes, and when I opened them and looked down all I could see was her sucking and swallowing, taking it all. She stayed with me for a LONG time, until she was sure she got it all, every last drop.

"Now swallow!" Becka cheered.

"Way to go, Mom!" Brynn added when she saw her throat make the motions while her cheeks hollowed out.

"Mmmmmm," Mom said when she finally pulled off me. "Sorry to be greedy girls, but I needed that." She looked satisfied. "Thank you, Tom."

"Oh my god, thank you, Mom!" I croaked. "That was fucking amazing. That was so fucking good! That was the best!"

"You're welcome. Don't worry. We can do that again. Lots more times."

Hearing that, despite having just cum as hard as I'd ever cum before, I felt blood starting to rush back to my cock. I hadn't gotten soft, but I'd lost a little of it. Now I felt it coming back.

Dad was standing a few steps back, and the girls looked over at him. His cock was fully hard again. I could see the hunger in their eyes. I'd finally gotten my relief. They were still waiting for theirs.

"Is it our turn yet, Mommy?"

"Yeah. We want some cock too."

"What do you think, Jim?"

"I think we can take care of both of them. Can't we, Tom?" He looked at me. He was confident. He had faith in me. And I was feeling like a chip off the old block.

"Yes sir, we can."

"But who gets Daddy?" Becka asked.

It didn't hurt my feelings too much that they both wanted him. I get it. But I was also determined that whichever one got me was not going to be disappointed.

"Becka. Becka's older." Mom said.

"By nine minutes!" Brynn protested. Then she looked at me. "Sorry Tom."

I just looked her straight in the eye. "Don't worry. I got this." And that seemed to be enough for her. My confidence wasn't just an act. I knew how incredibly hot this situation was, how amped I was, and that it would only take me a second, and then she was about to get FUCKED.

"OK." It sounded almost sweet, the way she said that in her little voice.

Mom chimed in. "Like I said, it's great we have two big cocks now. Let's do this side-by-side. Does that sound OK to you, girls?"

"Mmmm hmmm. That sounds great." They looked at each other, scooted over, asses to the edge of the bed, as Mom had done, and laid back. Then they held each other's hand and pulled back their legs.

Now that was a fucking amazing sight. My beautiful twin sisters, spread eagled and smiling, holding hands, eagerly waiting for cock. Dad and I stepped up to the plate, and drove it home.

I don't know what I expected, but almost nothing could have prepared my for the feeling of Brynn's sweet pussy, hugging my dick with every inch I pushed in. She was tight, and it was good. So goddamn good. Clamping down, squeezing me. And she looked like she was enjoying it as much as I was. Her face made the funniest expressions. So cute! Absolutely adorable. I started to fuck her, and she brought her other hand down to play with her clit while I did so.

I glanced over at Becka. She seemed to be getting into it the same way Brynn was. Dad was slow stroking her while standing right next to me. I heard him say,"You know, Tina, these girls are gonna be good with this. They've got a lot of their mother in them."

"Looks to me like they've got a lot of you in them too, you and your son."

We all laughed at that one. I'm a firm believer that laughing and fucking go great together. Dad and I had both already cum, so we were having no problem with the pace. I loved watching and feeling my cock sliding into her. She fingered her clit while I played with her breasts. Then I put one hand around her throat, as I had seen Dad do with Mom. Just a gentle squeeze and I felt Brynn thrill to it before she lost control. The girls came about twenty seconds apart. Brynn was first.

Mom saw we were still hard. "OK girls, now flip over. Let's see how you like it from behind. Don't worry. You can still touch yourselves that way too."

So the girls turned over. I missed seeing their happy faces, but damn, those cute asses kind of made up for it.

"Now no butt stuff. It's too soon for that." Mom needn't have worried on my account. I don't know about Dad, but I was more than happy with pounding Brynn's sweet pussy from another angle.

"Switch?" Becka asked her sister.

"Nah. I'm good," replied Brynn, in that moment becoming my favorite sister.

Dad and I lined up, and went for two. I really liked grabbing her hips from this angle. We got into a pretty good rhythm.

"Tom. Pull her hair," Mom coached. So I did. She knew what she was doing cuz that got a response. Brynn started making these noises, and her breathing got ragged. I held on and pounded as deep as I could until I heard her cry out, and felt her shudder. That was enough to send me over the edge too and I unloaded deep inside her. She started moaning. Or maybe it was me. Fuck I'm not sure. It felt fucking fantastic! I saw her hand. She still had ahold of Becka. Both their hands were turning white and red from gripping so tight.

Dad pulled out of Becka and sent a big white stream up her back. A couple more jets followed.

"Sorry, Beck," he said. "That was for your mom. I thought she might like to see it."

"Oh you know me too well, Baby," Mom said. And then she bent over and started licking Dad's cum off Becka's back.

After it was all over we all laid naked on Mom and Dad's big bed and laughed about what we'd just done. It was crazy. It was so wild.

"Well, when this day started I never would have dreamed this is how it would end up," I said. Everybody laughed some more.

"I'm glad we did it," Mom said. "I'm so tired of always trying to act so normal and boring all the time around you kids. It's just sex, and sex is fun! You gotta let it out. Let your freak flag fly!" We laughed at that one too.

I think that kind of summed up how we all felt. It's great to have everything out in the open now. I can just ask Mom or one of my sisters if they want to fuck, any time day or night, just walk right up and ask them, and either she'll say yes, or else I'll ask another one. Pretty much all the time, at least one of them is gonna say yes.

Sometimes they ask me. I always say yes. I was even late to orientation at school because I was busy eating Becka's pussy. I love it. I'll even eat pussy with no payback, no return blowjob. I guess I'm just a natural born horndog. It's OK. When I give, I know I'm gonna get mine pretty soon from someone.

It's been almost a week since last Saturday night and so far my Dad is walking around just about the happiest son of a bitch you've ever seen. You can't seem to wipe the smile off his face. Tomorrow, for our one week anniversary, he and I are going to spit-roast Mom. We're not sure if the girls are quite ready for that yet, but they for sure want to at least watch. Maybe they'll want to try it too.

In two weeks we're all--all of us--planning on going over to the Johnsons'.

We never did find out who that dildo belonged to.