A Party. A Competition!

I couldn't believe what was happening. I'd only gone over to my friend's house to enjoy a few drinks and relax. As happens, a few more friends had turned up, they'd invited some friends and, just when I was considering heading off for the night, some absolute genius had declared that he was the best shag in the whole room.

This of course had led to an argument but, rather than leading to the party ending abruptly as everyone dissolved into tears, someone had the stunning idea to initiate a competition to try and find out exactly who within the room was actually the best lay.

Understandably, not everyone had wanted to join in for a variety of reason. 'I've got a partner' was the most popular excuse, but we still ended up with ten participants, including me.

Although there were more women present than men, we still ended up with five of each gender, as well as leaving us with plenty of spectators for what I wish had gone on to become a regular event. Instead, it was just this one time, but what a time!

I'm not sure who made the decisions, but whoever it was decided that there should be two events, and for the first it should be the men racing, not that we ended up doing much of the work.

Everyone was paired off into a couple and to add some excitement it was agreed we lads shouldn't know who we'd been paired off with. So, as we stood or sat there completely stark naked, we were blindfolded.

In a way this was beneficial to me, as I absolutely fancied the pants off one of the ladies involved, a model-like brunette called Jessica. Not knowing gave me hope that perhaps the drunkards who'd organised the race had taken my well-known feelings into account and would leave the inevitable disappointment that it wasn't her until after I'd busted a nut.

I suppose it was a bit of a misnomer calling it a 'race', as it wasn't about how fast we were, at least, not if we wanted to win the title of 'best shag.' It was an endurance race, where the final three to 'finish', as it were, moved on to the next round. As you may have guessed, it was essentially 'try not to nut' but instead of being the entirety of November it was however long you could resist the sucking and wanking that your unknown companion provided, and as both members of the couple lost if you nutted, it encouraged the couples to start slow. Although, as it meant all the guys cumming, technically we were all winners.

Except, whoever had my cock in their mouth seemed to be determined to get me to lose.

At the time I had no idea who was sucking me off but with even the smallest possibility of it not being Jess, I was having the time of my life. It had been a few months since anyone but myself had caused my orgasms, so while I was keen to enjoy it, I was also determined not to finish too soon, so rather than thinking about it who I wanted it to be I considered who else was left.

While Jess was clearly my pick of the crop, Samantha (or Sammy) wasn't too bad. She had long brunette hair, while also being tall and slim but, rather than retaining her femininity like Jess, she was instead boyish, flat chested and assed. Not quite my cup of tea, but no loss if it was her, even if she were likely the plainest of the bunch.

As my thoughts moved on to number three, Scottish Yvonne, whoever was wanking my decent six and a bit inches began to suck on my testicles at the same time, causing me to yelp involuntarily. An undertone of chuckling and tittering caused my cheeks to go red, which returned my thoughts to Yvonne.

Short and curvy, and by that, I mean she has massive breasts and a big arse. Her (face) cheeks were often red from the effort she put into riding every cock she could get her hands on. Not that anyone held it against, as I'd even had my chance a few months ago.

Sadly, the triste had ended prematurely, as I had been turned off by her aggressive foreplay. I think it's fair to mention her version of foreplay included batting my testicles like a cat toy. Which, if it came to preventing me from shooting my load too early would be exactly the sort of thing I'd recommend someone doing to delay orgasm. If only it wasn't my poor balls. And if she was still annoyed about me ending our previous shag session early, getting me out of the competition early would be a pretty good revenge.

My reverie was interrupted by the sound of cheers from the group watching. I was pretty certain that, underneath the cheering, I could hear a guy gasp as his balls emptied. Maybe it was just my imagination, but I did notice that after the cheering subsided my own personal fluffer began to focus exclusively upon my length rather than my balls, returning to sucking about half while wanking the rest.

I hoped she hadn't sped up too soon as this relentless assault began to have the expected effect. To my relief I heard the guy next too me choke and moan before those watching laughed and cheered once more. Yet I didn't dare shoot off too soon just in case my assumptions of my rivals ejaculations were incorrect.

I managed what I approximated to be another five minutes before my desperately horny libido finally beat the worst images my mind could conjure up, instead turning involuntarily into visions of Jess wrapping her plump lips around my rock hard knob, her perky c-cups bouncing with every movement, her hand between her legs as she touched herself, wishing that it was me inside her, fucking into her own desperate release...

With a deep guttural roar, I shot everything I had into the mouth of whoever had been going at me like a pro. I imagined they'd remove me from within their mouth as my orgasm occurred but, to my enjoyment they continued to suck and lick until every drop was out.

As my pleasure subsided I was quick to remove my blindfold, to be rewarded with seeing Yvonne, as I had assumed, attempting to swallow my load, although I noted with pride that two gulps were needed.

"I were disappointed I got ye at start," Yvonne admitted in her deep Scottish brogue, wiping her mouth with an arm, "but after that reaction, I reckon I might change my mind."

"I'm glad I'm not too awful after all," I attempted to joke nonchalantly, although in reality I was distracted as I looked at the others.

I could see that flat Sammy had gone, taking out Harry, while James and Nadia were being suspiciously cuddly. Neither of the latter two were overtly sexual and had been surprise volunteers.

As Nadia had been brought up in a strict Asian family she always dressed fairly modestly and was generally the first to leave a party, usually before it got too rowdy. Now though I could see all those clothes had been hiding a stunning body. Between the hourglass figure and dusky skin I did somewhat regret I'd never shown any interest until now, although the way she was cuddling James, made it quite clear she wouldn't be interested. I'd always thought Nadia was prudish and James was asexual, but clearly they'd both just been waiting for the right person. Good for them.

Only one couple was still going at, as stunning Jess had also finished. Unlike the others as she cleaned her chest with a towel she looked disappointed at who she'd been partnered with. Admittedly, Caleb was shorter and more rotund than the others, but he was a good lad, already laughing and joking with the gathered throng. I admit that, him having cum on the chest of the woman I was infatuated with did somewhat reduce my fondness for the prick, I mean, fellow contestant.

Moving on from my jealousy, as I helped Yvonne to her feet, who accepted readily and seemed surprisingly keen to keep my company, another cheer indicated the final couple were finished.

Giles was dark skinned, six foot five and muscular. Since joining our group about six months ago, he'd been a big hit with the girls, and seeing his thick eight inches shoot a thick load across blonde Harriet's face while she looked pleased as anything, you could understand why.

Like a lot of our incestuous group, he was quite happy working his way through the girls in our little group, but he and Harriet had been spending a lot of time together recently, and between his muscles and her gymnast's body visually they worked. Seeing another 'couple' stuck together despite our pairings having been random, I was a bit annoyed I hadn't considered putting a request for Jess in, but my balls feeling as empty as they did, as well as Yvonne pressing her huge, soft breasts against me softened the blow somewhat.

As everyone cheered, the second and final round was revealed, which looking back I feel like I should really have seen coming, no pun intended. In a twist from the first round, the girls would be blindfolded and their partner would be the one to get them off using only their hands and tongues, no cocks allowed. In a twist, it was revealed that first couple to successfully reach orgasm would be the winners and would be crowned the two best shags.

Another thing we should have seen coming was that, when the girls were blindfolded and sitting next to each other on the sofas, towels placed beneath them, the male contestants were shuffled between the girls. I was now knelt before Harriet, Caleb had Yvonne and Giles was the lucky bastard to get Jess meaning that I missed out again! For fucks sake...

Annoyed but determined to win, as I knelt before her it was clear Harriet was already dripping wet, and as I personally found giving cunnilingus a massive turn on, so I couldn't wait to get going. Trying to look at things from a 'glass half full' viewpoint, I had to admit Harriet was classically beautiful. Thin, blonde, a nice rack and a face that could launch a fair few boats. Next to Jess, who I admit I saw with rose-tinted glasses, she was easily the best looking member of our group.

As the crowd counted down, shouting 'GO' to start proceedings, whereas the other two immediately buried their tongues deep within their partners cunts I took my time on Harriet. Clean shaven, she had prominent lips and clit, and I took my time to brush her body with my hands and play with her nipples before I began to gently kiss her clit.

To my relief Harriet reacted how I had hoped, her fingers grabbing onto the sofa as she moaned softly. Lapping at her clit I began to gently insert a finger into her cunt, before adding another. Entering slowly and gingerly, I thought she was going to cum immediately as she tried to wrap her legs around my torso. Swapping, I used my now well lubed fingers to stroke her bud as my tongue searched as deep within her as possible, before returning to my previous technique, although with three fingers not two.

As Harriet got notably louder and louder, I kept at it until, inevitably, I felt her pussy clench on my fingers, her back arching as she came hard, my tongue able to taste her desperate wetness, her cry loud enough I could barely hear as the crowd around us cheered. I was sure we had won, except as I looked to my right somehow Jess was also coming down from an orgasm from Giles.

Yvonne had cum on the tongue of Caleb by the time Harriet removed her blindfold, looking down at me in surprise as she saw who had made her cum so hard. As she looked over at Giles, his fingers still within Jess, I was sure they narrowed to slits. I was glad I wasn't on the other end of that.

As I helped Harriet stand, where she 'accidentally' fell into me and began touching my cock while Giles watched, I was informed that both Harriet and Jess had reached orgasm at practically the same time, and no one was certain who had won. Giles, having clearly seen the look on Harriets face said he didn't mind who had won and was happy to be known as the joint best shag in the group.

Harriet however had other ideas, keen to punish Giles for fucking somebody else, despite having just cum hard upon my tongue and digits, she was pushing hard for a third and definite decider. Seeing my opportunity to finally shag Jess I didn't mention the hypocrisy, instead staying non-committal.

I said that 'I didn't mind' but all four of us had to agree. I was unable to take my eyes off Jess who, catching my eye went bright red. I thought I'd absolutely fucked it by looking directly at her before I saw a silly little grin develop upon her face. She, also non-committally while also unable to take her eyes off of me, also agreed if everyone else did.

To the initial annoyance of every other fucker in the room, Giles clearly realised that it was not in his best interests to keep going as Harriets eyes burnt a hole in his head, so he declined.

As my dream vanished in a puff of smoke Caleb, who I still thought of as a bastard for being sucked off by Jess, had his genius moment. While Yvonne was looking over at me with disappointment, my lust for Jess pretty well known and obvious, her recent partner suggested;

"Then why don't the three who want to keep going fuck, and the first or last to cum is crowned overall winner?"

As everyone, including Harriet and Jess cheered in agreement, likely due to all being three sheets to the wind, the man I now knew as my best friend Caleb had somehow nabbed me a threesome with potentially the two fittest girls in the group. And, if all went well and Jess enjoyed herself enough, maybe things between us could go further?

While rules for the surprise third round were being agreed upon by the self-appointed judges, I took myself off, still naked, to the bathroom, keen to feel as fresh as possible for what I assumed was going to be the time best time off my life. Imagine my surprise when Jess followed me and, her cheeks bright-red as she stood next to me, leaned close enough that I could hear her whisper;

"If you like, maybe tomorrow we could get coffee?"

"I'd like that," I replied instantly, not willing to waste the opportunity turned to face her, my cock still erect and wet halfway through its cleaning, "but you know," I tried to say all coolly, "you didn't have to arrange this just to sleep with me? I'd have done it anytime."

I swear to God that, due to the smile that instantly appeared on her face I almost shot my load a second time. Fuck, she is stunning, her bodies just amazing, and yet as a person she made my insides go gooey.

We finished our wash, Jess cleaning her breasts in case any cum remained from earlier before we walked back to the main group hand in hand, where, to mixed emotions, we were informed the third event was off, as Giles and Harriet were now loudly fucking on the same sofa I'd just got her off on.

For that reason, Caleb declared that they had clearly forfeited from the competition, so Jess and I were clearly the best fucks in the group. Despite some disappointment from the watching group, all agreed with the decision cheering and clapping so loudly you could barely hear Harriets cries of pleasure as Giles railed her. Despite my disappointment I wouldn't get that threesome, as I now held the woman of my dreams hand in mine, I no longer cared about the competition.

With the competition over, I was determined that my potentially only chance to fuck Jess was not lost. I gently tugged at her hand and quietly led her out of the room. Clearly having the same idea as me, she led me to a bedroom at the other end of the house where, upon shutting the door she pressed her body against me, kissing me deeply.

One arm held around her waist while the other hand grasped a soft buttock, I savoured the sensation. That jess had made it quite clear she wanted it as much as I did allowed me to relax and just enjoy whatever happened.

Feeling more relaxed, I gently manoeuvred Jess back to the edge of the bed, a job made easier by her being only a few inches shorter than my six foot two. Bending her at the waist I laid her on the bed remaining pressed against her, led somewhat by my throbbing erection pressing against the top of her groin. To my disappointment Jess broke the kiss, but as it was only to tell me to stick it in, well, I didn't complain.

As I slid inside her Jess moaned happily, already dripping wet and eager.

I started slowly, pressing my lips against her neck, kissing her as she groaned in my ear. I slid back and forth with ease, but even despite the lubrication she still gripped my length tightly, and even at this slow pace I could hear her breathing change with each thrust. Quickening my pace caused Jess to wrap her legs around my waist, and I began to reach even deeper. As her breaths got quicker and shallower I again sped up until I was practically pounding her. Her moans stopped as her body arched, only a low keening emitting from her throat as her cunt tightened around me. As she came down from her orgasm, I returned to kissing her, stroking her face. Not yet ready to reach my own orgasm, I had plans to get Jess on all fours but she had her own ideas.

"On your back," she demanded, and I took no time in following her instructions.

To my delight she moved down the bed and began by licking my sensitive head. Already engorged, I wasn't quite ready to blow but I knew it wasn't going to take too long, a feeling exacerbated as she began to take me further into her mouth, about two thirds of the way down. Lying there, staring as the woman I had lusted after for so long looked me in the eyes while her mouth was full of my cock, her lips pursed around my length, it was like heaven.

It felt like no time at all when she moved to climb atop of me, positioning herself above my cock, sliding down slowly, her mouth open as she felt me fill her once more. Holy fuck did she know how to ride, slowly moving back and forth upon me as I filled her completely, it was amazing, my balls tightening as she began to speed up.

"I haven't got a condom..." I tried to tell her, but was interrupted by a finger on my lips.

"I don't care," she whispered, her eyes beginning to cross, "I don't, I.. oh I..."

Her words lapsed into gasps and moans as her body shook once more and, unable to take her clenching upon me once again I let out a roar as I finally released my balls inside her. Not having too much left from earlier, I only spurted once, but it seemed enough for Jess who, moaning happily from her own release, pressed her breasts against my chest, her lips eagerly kissing my own.

"Don't," she moaned softly, "don't move, just, stay here with me."

Having no intention to move, I did just that, enjoying the sensation of filling her with both my cock and cum until, eventually, my flaccid length slipped out of her. Even then we barely moved. Jess slid off of top of me, but only to lie next to me where, head on my chest, we both fell asleep. Waking the next morning, we slipped out unnoticed by the bodies that littered the lounge and even the hallway, and headed back to her place where we showered together before, still wearing the same clothes from the night before, headed out for coffee. It had been the best night of my life and, if I played my cards right, hopefully it wouldn't be the only time.

EPILOGUE

It was a year to the day of our shagging competition that Caleb held his engagement party. As my date was also invited individually I didn't need a plus one, and as Jess and I made our way into the posh hotel the event was held in, we remained holding hands. I might have hoped that we'd have stayed together but I couldn't have planned how well it had gone, as we'd moved in together barely six weeks later and I'd like to think we were still both deliriously happy. What no one could have guessed was what happened with the other contestants.

James and Nadia were here with us and, like us, were also still together. Sammy and James both came alone, while Yvonne true to form, walked in with a new partner although, having seemingly fucked her way through every bloke she knew had moved onto women. Having enjoyed the competition blowjob thoroughly I felt this was a waste, but c'est la vie.

Caleb and his fiancée warmly greeted everyone at the door and, if we hadn't known about it in advance, we'd have been amazed by who it was standing there, in all her cheerleading glory.

The fat bastard had only gone and bagged bloody Harriet.

No one knew the whole story but we knew enough to know that, after she and Giles had ended their fling, Caleb had been there to help her pick up the pieces and, unexpectedly, love had blossomed, so before us now was Caleb looking pleased as punch in a fancy suit, while Harriet wore a surprisingly modest black dress. Well, being six months pregnant reduced your choices of slinky dresses, but it didn't stop her looking stunning.

As the party began in earnest and Jess and I grinded on the dance floor with our friends, I had only one thought. Who'd have guessed a competition about fucking would have caused any relationships, never mind three? But instead of asking anyone, I savoured it and got on with being happy.