Mage of Many Talents Ch. 04

Chapter 4 - Holy's Ass and the Golden Buttplug

Monika came, and came as soon as she got to my place. It was not even her fault, as she tripped in the doorway, landing ass-first on one of the lockboxes. It was a little golden orb, and when she sat on it her face opened wide in shock while her asshole swallowed it whole. I realized the box was small, but it was still about four inches wide. Monika must have been making do with anal stimulation a lot now that we figured out her curse.

Fau came up to help the priest out, but found herself pussy to mouth as Monika turned into her walking up. In that instant, Faustyna's top button fell off, exposing her to Monika's mouth in an inhale of breath, sucking her pussy lips into her mouth.

"Whoa, your friend moves fast," Fau said, grabbing hold of Monika's head to push her away from the suction, only to look down to find a drip of saliva on Monika's face. Perhaps inspired by my suggestion, Fau crouched down to lick the drool off Monika's face into a kiss. "Yup, that was mine. Sorry about that."

Monika blushed and tried to stand up, but the small box was still inside her, so I stepped in to help her up. We sat and watched the small priest girl try to push the ball of gold out of her asshole, smiling with enjoyment before Fau decided to help her.

"I'm going to stick a finger in to try and dig it out, ok?" She asked, then slipped TWO fingers into Monika's pussy, hitting the penetration limiter. "Whoa, there is a barrier."

"Yeah, it's part of her curse," I said. "There is one in her ass as well, that's probably why the box is still visible. Can you wiggle it out?" I watched her fingers the few inches of space in Monika's pussy while she yipped in cancelled orgasms.

"You can heal, right?" Fau asked. I knew where the idea was heading, but could not stop her as she pulled out a dagger to cut the sphincter trying to close for just a moment as the golden ball of a box fell out. Monika's face contorted in pain, but she centered her golden holy power to heal up the wound back to normal. She stood back up and lowered her skirt to hide herself away. It was nice seeing her in something else, and I wondered if she did that on purpose. I remembered Fau saying that she wore no underwear, and this confirmed it. Neither did I under my robes, but it was different for some horny mage when compared to a holy vessel.

"I am so sorry about this, Szymon," she said, bowing. I held up my hand that still had a hole through it and smiled.

"Wanna lick it?" I asked stupidly, then fanned out my hands to stop her thinking weird thoughts. "Sorry, Fau liked licking it, is all. I understand a priest wouldn't like the same stuff."

"I-- I can!" Monika burst out, blushing red. I held up the hand and dropped the magic again. Monika took the hand, and licked the surface, then teased her tongue in the hole while looking in my eyes. She was so shy about it compared to Faustyna. When her tongue went entirely through the hand, I leaned down and sucked on it for a moment, before giving it back to her.

"Well? How do I taste?" I asked, hoping to get another confession from Moni that she had never tasted a girl.

"Kinda like a very hard vulva while on the period," Monika said. "I guess you taste like a girl, but you probably feel it less."

"Damn, holy," Fau said. "You go down on many girls?"

"Just a few," she replied, then smiled with a blush probably remembering it. She must have been an entirely different person before the curse, and now just stumbled everywhere getting into sexual situations she could not benefit from. "Let me heal that up for you."

I watched as her holy power coated my hand, stitching it back together. I flexed it, good as new, and realized Fau still had her pants unbuttoned. We shared a look of soundless agreement, as I walked over to rub her pussy while Monika watched.

"Oh, sorry!" She exclaimed. "I will leave you to it." I held out a hand to stop her, and accidentally pulled the cloth off her shoulder. She looked back so fragile.

"I haven't thanked you properly yet," I said. "If you're up for it, want to join Faustyna and I for a bit of fun?" Moni looked away.

"Come on, holy," she said, then opened her mouth as I slipped a finger inside her. "Be my first?"

"Y-- Your first?"

"My first girl, that is," Fau said. "You have more motion than me when it comes to that, it seems. Come on! Have some fun."

"I-- I'm sorry, but I should go!" Monika pulled on my hold of her robe as one of her tits popped out all bouncy. I wasted no time to find that holy nipple in my mouth, and she gasped from surprise. "I-- I can't come! I want your first time with a girl to not be burdened by my curse!"

"Guess we have to break the curse first then," Faustyna said. "Then we break Monika in, together." I slipped a second finger inside her as she let out a soft moan, which made me suck harder on Moni's nipple, which also prompted a moan out of her. I felt my erection poking up again, ready to bury myself in either of the beautiful women in my presence.

"I will take your virginity," I said, sounding cheesy, but Fau looked entertained.

"Not if I take it first," she said, as I teased a third finger in her opening, but her hand caught my wrist, which freed Monika from my grasp and my mouth. She blushed crimson at the attention, and bowed in thanks before hurrying out without remembering to cover her exposed boob. That curse was some ditzy power play of some loser warlock. The cooler warlocks didn't torment priests, only summoning demons to fuck, or ones that could fuck them.

"Oh right, you wanted me to talk to some of my warlock buds," I said.

"Definitely," she said. "But let's take care of this right now, ok?" She looked down, then reached out to smooth a hand over my robes, cupping the head of my cock to rub precum into the fabric.

"Same time?"

"Get some magic involved this time, magic," Faustyna said, setting her ass down on the desk with my fingers still inside her. Tightly pressed up against her pants that lost a button and unzipped randomly for Moni. I smirked, picturing an object coming into being right at her sphincter, and going right up into her asshole where she sat. Fau's mouth opened to a moan-sigh of enjoyment, as I felt the butt plug inside against the wall of her pussy.

"Wider," she said, and I raised my eyebrows, growing the buttplug a bit inside her tight ass. "And a bit longer. Make it your size."

"You sure it won't fuck with the vault in there?"

"Stop asking questions and just put your magic cock deep inside me!" I felt a shiver of excitement as I expended the butt plug more until she started gripping my dick hard from the pressure. Her eyes went wild, on fire, with her mouth open. I wanted to bury myself down her throat so badly, and found myself looking down at her purple hair still tied up in a bun with eyes as golden as every time I saw them. I used magic to move the cock in her ass, while she supplemented herself with one hand on the clit, and one holding my cock steady to suck on it.

I wanted to push her head in, force myself fully inside, but let her control that side while I sped up moving the cock in her ass that did not care one bit that she still had pants on. She was the only one feeling the pressure of the magic inside her asshole. When I was close, I slipped myself out of her to bring us back to the first time we met, leaving a dollop of cum over her face in a few spurts. I half expected her to shadowstep behind me and knock me out, but she just wiped some off her eyes and held it out to me.

I sucked on those fingers right away, tasting the cum in my mouth, together with her sweat and flesh, scraping my teeth on her knuckles as she finished herself looking up from inside cum still coating her face. I wanted to help, but she grabbed hold of my lower jaw when the pleasure of my magic cock and her clit rubbing brought her a release, dragging me down by the teeth and bone to her pussy. I needed no instruction, sucking on her folds as they twitched in unison to my sucking.

"You gonna pull your cock out, or just leave it in my ass?" Faustyna asked a few minutes later. I was too aware of the mana drain, but held it fully inserted to get her there. "Pop me like a cork."

I pulled the whole thing without shrinking it in size, and heard a slurp instead of a pop as her asshole started tightening back up. It would take some time after getting pushed to such a degree, but it was what she wanted to get off. I helped her take off the pants afterward, as we both cleaned up in the bathroom. She seemed to be enjoying being around me for the first time, rather than just using me.

"Open wide," she said, then poured something bitter in my mouth.

"W-- What was that?"

"Poison," she said.

"You're kidding," I said, then found her eyes. She wasn't kidding, or she was really good at lying. She raised her eyebrows.

"Fine, it's something a lot more expensive," she said. "Enjoy yourself as I ask you some questions and you answer me truthfully."

"Truth serum?" I asked, feeling dizzy, Fau guided me to the edge of the bathtub, as I slipped inside. She climbed in beside me with hot water pouring out at our feet, making the bathroom steamy.

"Works best in a warm place that gives the feeling of safety," she said. "You're safe beside me, magic."

"I feel safe beside you," I said, feeling giddy all of a sudden.

"Good, now tell me, how do you really feel about Faustyna. You can tell me anything, I'm your most trusted friend."

"I can tell you anything," I said. "I trust you. Faustyna? Oh, I'm so in love with her that she could peel the skin off my whole body with tiny cuts, and I would let her do it if it made her happy. I feel like it would."

"Do you really love her?"

"Yes, she's the one who taught me to lock-pick, but she does have a problem with... trusting people."

"You don't say."

"It's not her fault. I bet she's just a beautiful flower ready to open up to someone, and I want to be that someone. I want to hear anything and everything she has been through. I want to be inside her in all possible and gory ways. I want her to do the same to me. I want to cum into her brain, leave myself in there so she forgets all the pain and past and just stays with me."

"Quite the imagery," Fau said. "What if she's being hunted and people are trying to kill her everywhere she goes?"

"I will kill them!" I burst out, then burst out laughing. "They can't have her. I will protect her, even if it costs me my life. Even if I have to sacrifice myself so that she can live, I want to."

"You're too good of a guy, magic," Fau said. "What if she is the one that kills you?"

"I wouldn't blame her," I said. "My heart already belongs to her, but I still want to taste Evokari's pussy. It looked so red and delicious and orc spit makes a really good lubricant. I wonder if Evocari's ass is just as red! I need to see it." Faustyna caught my face with a grasp, with such a conflicted look on her face, smooshing my skin together.

"Stop being so nice to me!" She shouted, then kissed my lips. I melted into her, feeling everything a hundredfold, becoming her, then finding my nose in her shrinking asshole as my tongue shifted around on her pussy. I wasn't sure it was real, but I heard her scream out in climax, shaking under my tongue as her asshole kissed my nose, then I faded off into the most magical dream where Faustyna and I were flying through the stars naked, with golden buttplugs studded with large diamonds, but she had two of them. I reached for the one in her pussy to pull free a golden dildo that looked beautiful in the stars, and she popped my buttplug out in retaliation, waking me up with a start.

"Buttplug!" I yelped. I looked around to find my own room, and I was still wearing clothing. I figured she left, but felt a hand warmly against my hips and traced it back to Faustyna under the covers, fully naked and asleep. I was stunned for a moment by her beauty at rest. Her eyes looked so beautiful when there was no emotion on them, just rest. She breathed gently, shifting the sheet in my hand every few seconds. I felt at the verge of tears, finally having something that I wanted for a long time. Instead, I smiled, settling down to watch her sleep for a bit.

When she stirred a few hours later, I slipped closer to her and kissed her to wake her up, feeling the familiar touch of cold metal against my thigh. I waited until her eyes opened and I leaned away to show her that she was not in danger, but the sudden threat poked me back up in the robes. She said nothing, but the cold metal disappeared from her hand back into her vault, and she held a hand over the tip of my cock, gently peeling back the foreskin as a tiny bit of precum beaded up at the opening.

She kept watching my face, and I kept watching her eyes, stuck on me. She did not look down once, but I felt her index finger rub the very tip hole in precum which felt so good. I wished it was her tongue instead, and that she could tonguefuck my dickhole like she did my hand recently. Her thumb worked the bit of sensitive foreskin on the bottom of the tip as the index danced on the tip in the slick jelly while keeping eye contact.

I tried to resist her little motions, but then she took a big breath, perking up her nipples in the process, and breathed a hot breath over my face. I felt the itch, the shudder in the taint, the shiver in my back. I was about to cum from just two of her fingers slowly rubbing the tip. I wanted to shove myself deep into her mouth, but her gaze held me still as my mouth opened wide, finding her finger tilting the tip of my cock to shoot cum into my mouth when exiting the dickhead.

I breathed a hot gasp when it happened, feeling another line of cum go over my face just like I once did to her, then opened my eyes to find her tongue licking it off my face. I wanted to reciprocate, but she held me down, gathering up all the cum in her mouth, to then kiss me and share. I breathed heavily beside her, but she did not get off. I wanted to help her, bringing my fingers to her pussy lips, but she moved my hand out of the way and tapped it twice to mean that she was good for now.

"You should let me teach you some more rogue things so you can protect yourself, if you're going to be around me a lot. At least sleight of hand, and shadowstepping. At least some stealthy movements." I shook my head.

"I'd rather not have a way to take power away from you," I said. "Besides, my magic can do most of those things. Sleight of hand can be done with small bits of dimensional magic, and so can shadowstepping. For field of vision, I could just wear mage-glass. It makes everyone appear as objects that have indicators of where they are looking and which way their face is facing. It's really creepy though."

"I'm gonna need to see those one day," Fau said. "Or is that like a mage secret that you can't share?"

"Oh, maybe, I kinda droned out when they were discussing all the important crap. Remember, being a mage was my backup. I really wanted to be a rogue."

"All the more reason to learn some more from me than just lock-picking," she said. "You already wore down my guard. I... I trust you." I raised my eyebrows, and rushed in for a kiss, holding onto her as her breasts smooshed against my chest, nipples-first. Dimensional magic. What did she say? A golden pop from my dream reminded me of the golden lockbox that came out of her asshole.

"I entirely forgot about the gold lockbox that fell out of your vault!"

"You mean the one holy sat on and we had to cut out?"

"No, that one was round," I said. "It was a cube that fell out of you."

"Yeah, that's the same box," she said. "It changes shape every few hours. I told you it has a dimensional lock, meaning it changes the physical properties every now and then."

"And a physical lock, and a magic one," I remembered.

"Can you really handle both magical and dimensional at once?"

"Maybe."

"I need more than a maybe here, magic," she said. "If we fuck it up, the box will just teleport itself somewhere."

"Right," I said. "I can do it, but... 80-20." Faustyna opened her mouth in shock.

"Bull. Shit. Lowest I go is 50-50."

"That's just not being fair now, 70-30, I'm doing 2 of the locks, remember?"

"60-40, mine is forty."

"70-30."

"60-40, and I throw in Evokari's pussy in to sweeten the deal."

"Wait, what?"

"Evokari's pussy. You're interested in her, right? You don't hang out around that particular tavern without crossing paths with that little nudist piece of ass. I've seen her deep throat a Dwarf whole, entire sixteen inches of thick cock. She's a real throat goat. I bet her pussy is just as visited. I can talk her into giving you a shot."

"50-50, and a threesome with Evokari," I said. "Final offer."

"Look who finally learned to haggle, magic," she said, while getting up from the bed, then paused to lock back at me. "Szymon."

"You said my name," I said, in surprise, stumbling up to her side. "I love you, Fau."

"And... And I love you, too, Szymon," she said. "Now come give mommy a kiss." She leaned back on the desk, spreading her legs, while her fingers smoothed down her purple pubes to split her pussy apart all pink. I was in love. She was matching my horniness into a beautiful mess of blood, pussy drip, and cum. Once she was close, she gripped my hair so hard that I thought she would tear my scalp right off while my face danced in her pussy juice gushing out.

Not ten minutes later, we were both cleaned up, dressed up, and attempting the difficult lockbox. We waited until the ball of gold changed shape right before our eyes into a round and flat box, something of a disc with walls rather than rounded edges.

"Ready?" Faustyna asked.

"Right," I said, channeling a dimensional break over the golden box. All dimensional spells had to do with channeling portals and shattering them, destroying the dimensions within to "unlock" what was within. The portals that had to be exposed with dimensional magic, were layered with different symbols that had to be arranged all the while keeping the channeling spell open. I channeled to reveal the circle glowing purple over the box, open on the bottom to a deep hole.

The first thing I had to do was shift the space of the dimension to the box at the bottom of the hole, to match where the box was in our dimension. The dimensional break came when the lockbox was open, but if we failed the portal would close instantly, cutting off the hands or arms of whoever attempted to open it. When the box was in the same position through the portal as in reality, I nodded, keeping hold on that magic.

Faustyna's hands dove in through the portal, checking the box for holes where her physical lock skills came into play. I feared it was worse than that.

"No hole," she said.

"Fuck!" I said. "It's sealed by magic. I need... Damnit! Hands out!" Fau lifted her hands quickly as I dropped the dimensional break setup. "Sorry. I'll go again. I haven't done dimensional magic in a long while. It's so suffocating."

"If you get this open, I'll tell you a secret from my past." I felt electrified by this deal and grit my teeth. I set up the dimensional break by the exposed portal, and held both with just one pinky of my hand so that I could work on other stuff. The break was already worked out. It just needed one more symbol to fall into place and that pocket dimension would shatter into the nether.

While I held the portal open, I snuck my other hand inside, coated with a detection coating, running fingers over the surface to look for the hidden opening. My pinky started cramping, but Fau held it tight with one hand to help me. I kept searching for any indication of the magic used to hide the opening, and almost let go of the dimension break in surprise, but Fau held my pinky tight to hold the spells together. I undid the magic hiding the hole with a bit of deconstruction magic, and pulled my hand free from the dimension.

"Got it! Now you!" I said. Fau dipped her hand with two metal tools in the grasp into the portal, and grimaced a few times as she worked the hole with limited motions. When she got it, her face looked surprised, before she melted into a climax-like state I liked to see. "Hands!" She pulled them out fast as I shifted the last symbol into the dimension break spell that shattered the portal into impossible glass that vanished from sight into the nether.

"Good work!" Faustyna said, punching my shoulder hard. I grabbed my shoulder and grit my teeth. "Big baby. I told you I'd hurt you."

"I'm holding you to that secret from your past," I said.

"I once got fucked by a lion," she said. "Well, he was a shapeshifter, but when he was going to cum, he changed into a lion, so I got blasted with lion jizz inside my pussy once."

"That was it?" I asked.

"Oh, you wanted more fun stories of how people came inside me?"

"I was actually hoping for stories about your life instead."

"That'll cost ya, magic," she said. "Would probably have to get married to reveal that kind of stuff." I opened my eyes wide. I had no idea that she was even interested in something like that, but watched as my mind dressed her in white before my very eyes, then she hiked up her wedding dress to reveal a big strap on and started pounding my ass in front of everyone at the wedding, as they watched my cock dripping precum all over the fancy church carpets.

I shook the interesting tangent off, as Fau opened the lid of the box. Inside, cradled in purple satin, was something I saw in a dream, a pure gold buttplug, studded with a giant diamond. I thought back to the dream where Faustyna had a big golden dildo inside her, and remembered the pop as the buttplug left my asshole. This buttplug.

"This is...:" I said. "I've seen this before. Trace!" I held my hand over the golden buttplug and pushed magic to help me identify the worth of this item, but got no information. I tried it again, and it failed.

"What's wrong?" Faustyna asked.

"Trace isn't working," I said. "Which means this is a custom item created by someone and there is only one of them in the world. So I guess, jackpot. This could sell for a lot." I lifted it and felt the heaviness of the item. It was far heavier than I've known gold to feel like. It had to be spatially packed with magic with a lot more gold inside sealed up in a packet dimension around the gold on the outside.

"Whoa!" I said. "That's magically packed. There might be a dimensional pocket inside it."

"Do we break it open?" Fau asked. "But then it might not sell at all."

"Right," I said. "Or we could... try it out."

"It would most certainly lose value if we used it."

"And what if the pocket dimension opens when it's inserted and gold comes pouring out of the butthole that it occupies."

"Ok, you're dreaming up some fun stuff, but it could also expand, or explode inside your ass."

"My ass?"

"I'm still far too loose after your magic dildo," Fau said. "And too sore."

"Right," I said. "I'm gonna try it."

"Don't, Szymon," she said, making me smile that she used my name.

"Just call Monika over if something happens." I took off my robes, and picked up the golden buttplug I saw in a dream. The diamond on the top was stunning, glittering wildly at every facet. The size was nothing I haven't had inside my asshole before, and I already fully healed after the time Fau fucked my ass while killing me. "Can you help me out?"

"Alright, but I'll have to spit into your ass to lube it up," she said, then spread my ass cheeks while I held the buttplug out to her. She really gathered a big mouthful of spit, then sprayed my sphincter with it, tilting me forward so the saliva mixed with mucus formed a small puddle in the crater rather than spill out, or so I imagined since I could not see it.

She took the buttplug while rubbing a finger inside the pool of spit in my ass crater, and teased the tightness with a finger, then slipped the whole buttplug inside, as my ass shut tightly on the neck. The rest of the spit eeked out, spilling down my leg like a bit of pussy drip. I felt something weird, far more weird than just the buttplug inside me. Something inside the part inserted was moving.

"Whoa, it's glowing," Fau said. "Are you ok?"

"I don't know," I said. "Something's moving inside. I'm pulling this thing out." I tried to grab the end sticking out, but it was too slippery in her spit. I went to extend a magic finger into my asshole, but something else took control of my body. I felt my ass fill with magic, and saw light coming from my dick hole.

"Now you're glowing," Faustyna said. "Your mouth, ears, nose, and eyes are all glowing white light. Are you ok, Szymon?"

"No," I said. "I can't move! Pull this thing out of me!" Her fingers fumbled on the glowing buttplug in my ass, but it was too slippery to grasp.

"Oh, shit, you're flying."

"What?!"

"You're in the air, damnit!" Fau burst out, trying to hold me down, but I watched as my body lifted into the air of the room to then glow wildly and bright from every hole. I closed my eyes and grit my teeth as the pressure in my ass multiplied. This had to be some sort of an explosive enchanted item. I grit my teeth expecting the worst, but then dropped into a heroic pose on the floor with a heavy thump.

"What. The. Hell." Fau said.

I looked down to find my body had undergone a change. I was no longer a slender dangly mage. The most notable change was my cock, now standing at the height of my head, hard as fuck and toned in gold. I lifted my hand, finding muscles on it I never had, and took hold of this weird giant erection. The rest of my body looked cut and toned, bronzed and shiny like gold. I was taller, with more bulk, but felt so light on my feet and really horny. The bit of precum that dripped out the top, was glowing in a white light like a drip down the cock to the balls now clad in a hairless gold pouch.

"Fuck, you're hot," Fau said. "Your eyes and mouth are still glowing."

"It's all my holes," I said, finding my voice altered to give it a booming quality. Her hands inspected my body hungrily, face blushing at the feel of the muscles cut so solid, but still soft. When her hands touched my cock, I could not resist it. I lifted her easily by the hips, and sheathed the full giant length inside her as she gasped painfully. I let go of her body as she hung there, impaled on a golden cock that I held erect.

"It's in there so deep!" She grunted out, flailing to find some sort of handhold. I reached a hand out to her and she used that purchase to dig her feet up against my stomach, pushing off to move herself upwards, slipping off the erection. I grabbed hold of her lower back, now very easy to grasp with a larger hand, and slammed her back down as far as her pussy allowed, through the cervix, and into the uterus, pushing on the upper boundary to scratch at it with cum dripping.

"Fuck! That's filling me up entirely!" She burst out, possibly in pain. I wanted to hold her on the dick and spin her around the enlarged cock, but she pushed off again, and I repeated the motion to slam her down a bit further down the shaft. I saw her pussy lips stretched so thin over the surface, shivering as she squirted a bit of her juice from the opening and down the shaft to drip off my balls. "It's too... much..."

I watched her climax in a grimace of pain and pleasure and go limp again, hanging by her uterus on the cock still pointing up hard without a single throb. I felt that if I throbbed while inside her, she would explode from the inside. Instead, I pulled her off my giant erection, and squished her shoulders together to make her tits press together soft, then slipped the head of my cock through that soft breast embrace.

It took a good while to stimulate the extremely hard cock with her boobs, but I was able to finish while she was still passed out, spraying a torrent of cum through the breasts that hit her chin and splashed all over me and her chest like a cascade of creamy liquid reminiscent of when Mroka showered us with her milk. While it was enjoyable, the size of my inflated dick also hurt her, so I grit my teeth and dug a magic spell to pop the buttplug out of my asshole like a cork.

I felt the power leave my body as soon as it came out, and felt dangly all over, dropping to the floor together with Faustyna while I hoped she was ok after that experience. I remembered her hanging on my cock before, but that was supported by magic, and I was nowhere near that far inside her to hurt her. It was far more enjoyable that way, albeit hard to support on magic what my muscle hands could do with a finger. I imagined sticking my thumb in Fau's pussy while inflated, and was certain that it would be more enjoyable for the girth of it, much like Mroka's.

I found her chest covered in cum and rested my head over it. We would wake up a sticky mess, with cum in my hair, and she was sure to be upset, maybe even stab me again. I smiled, already dreaming of the things she would do to me in retaliation. I held the golden buttplug tightly in my hand, but it was sure to drop out when I slipped unconscious. At least she would now be able to live her fantasy of being a warrior, though I could only dream of being a rogue by her side as I drifted off, cum and all.