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Tuesday, 7:13 AM
Veronica: Good morning sunshine ????
Veronica: How are my favorite pair of tits doing today?
Veronica: That came out wrong. Sorry. Jet lag + 3 hours of sleep = bad texts
Veronica: I can't stop thinking about last night. You looked so beautiful cumming like that.
Tuesday, 7:26 AM
Veronica: Alex?
Veronica: Alice? Not sure what to call you over text.
Veronica: For what it's worth, I feel like shit about pretending to throw away your reversal pill. That was fucked up. Not funny at all.
Veronica: I would never actually do that. You know that, right?
Veronica: Sometimes I can't stop myself from pushing too far. It's like there's this voice in my head that says if I don't maintain absolute control, everything will fall apart.
Veronica: Anyway. That was heavy for 7:30 AM.
Veronica: The hotel has these little pastries shaped like seashells. Would send pic but afraid you'd think I'm checking if you're awake.
Tuesday, 7:42 AM
You: im awake
You: just trying to figure out how to get out of bed with these fucking things on my chest
Veronica: SHE LIVES!!!
Veronica: Are you mad at me?
You: not mad
You: weirded out
You: slept on my stomach and woke up feeling like I was being suffocated by my own tits
Veronica: That mental image should not be as hot as it is
You: perv
Veronica: Your perv ????
Veronica: But seriously, I'm sorry about last night. The pill thing. That was crossing a line.
You: its fine
Veronica: It's not though. It was cruel. And you deserve better.
You: who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?
Veronica: Couldn't sleep. Kept thinking about how I'd feel if someone did that to me.
You: apology accepted
You: but only because that squirting orgasm basically reset my brain
Veronica: OMG I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT ALL NIGHT
Veronica: I had no idea X-Change bodies could do that!
Veronica: I've played with a few girls in college but NOTHING like what you did
You: wait back up
You: "a few girls in college"
You: we're circling back to that later
Veronica: Oh look at the time! My very important business breakfast is starting! ????
You: convenient
Veronica: Can I call you? I miss your voice. Even your new high-pitched one.
You: sure. give me 5 to pee. still haven't figured out how to aim this thing
Veronica: There's no aiming involved! Just sit!
You: exactly the problem
Tuesday, 8:12 AM
You: that was a good talk
Veronica: It was. I meant what I said.
You: i know
You: shit the contractors just arrived finally
You: gotta go put on the hoodie of shame
Veronica: Send pics of Marco's arms for research purposes
You: absolutely NOT
Veronica: Fair. But if you happen to notice if they're sculpted or more naturally muscular, that's just information.
You: hanging up was not enough to escape you apparently
Veronica: Never is ????
You: btw devon texted me last night
Veronica: Oh god. Please tell me you didn't answer on camera looking like that
You: um
Veronica: YOU DID
You: he's my best friend! i had to tell him something!
Veronica: HOW DID HE REACT??
You: about like you'd expect You: called you psycho You: threatened to kill you You: asked if i was hot
Veronica: In that order?
You: more or less
Veronica: And???
You: and what?
Veronica: What did you tell him? AM I psycho? ARE you hot? IS he planning my murder?
You: i didn't answer any of those questions directly
Veronica: Good because the answers are obviously: sometimes, definitely, and he's welcome to try ????
You: he still wants to come over for our gaming marathon
Veronica: As expected. Devon would walk through fire if Doritos were on the other side.
You: i have an idea actually
Veronica: I'm listening...
You: what if i make him take x-change too
Veronica:...
Veronica: I'm sorry, the woman who just apologized for being controlling is suddenly very aroused
You: not like that! gross!
You: just so it's not so awkward. like we both go through it together
Veronica: Make ???? Him ???? Do ???? It ????
You: if i have to suffer through this, why should he get to be normal?
Veronica: That's the most toxic friendship logic I've ever heard and I FULLY SUPPORT IT
You: so you approve?
Veronica: Are you kidding? The thought of Devon as a woman is the highlight of my week. And I'm currently eating a chocolate croissant in a 5-star hotel.
You: i haven't told him the plan yet
Veronica: Oh PLEASE let me be on the call when you do
You: not happening
Veronica: Fine. But I want a full report.
Veronica: Just to be clear though, Devon as a woman is still off limits sexually
You: JESUS CHRIST VERONICA
You: that's my BEST FRIEND
You: i don't want to fuck devon in any gender configuration
Veronica: Just checking! People get curious! It's not out of bounds to ask!
You: i am never having group sex with you and devon. put that on the permanent NO list
Veronica: Adding it now between "feet stuff" and "roleplay as my parents"
You: how is that a real list that exists
Veronica: I'm nothing if not thorough
You: oh shit marcos asking about the shower fixture
You: gotta go
Veronica: Wait! Are you dressed appropriately? Not in something slutty?
You: im in the hoodie and sweatpants
You: but they still look at me like i'm naked
Veronica: That's just what being a woman is like, babe. Welcome to the patriarchy.
Veronica: Marco called me with a question about the heated floor. Did he talk to you first?
You: no thank god
You: they're mostly leaving me alone
You: luis keeps calling me "ma'am" in this weird way though
Veronica: Ugh. Men.
You: says the woman who turned me into goth barbie
Veronica: It's different when I objectify you. It's love.
You: riiiight
You: going now for real
Veronica: One last thing?
You:?
Veronica: I wasn't joking about thinking about you all night. Seeing you like that...
Veronica: It did something to me. And not just in a kinky way.
Veronica: You trusted me with literally your entire body. I don't take that lightly.
You: love you
Veronica: Now go torment Devon with estrogen!
You: yes ma'am
DISCORD
Tuesday, 9:47 AM
AlexMUX: You awake?
RadicalD3v: its not even 10 yet
RadicalD3v: im literally still in bed
AlexMUX: Perfect. I've made a decision.
RadicalD3v: oh no
RadicalD3v: why do i feel like this is gonna cost me money
AlexMUX: I'll let you come over.
RadicalD3v: YESSSSSS ????????????????
RadicalD3v: mega gaming time!!!!
RadicalD3v: what time should i come?
AlexMUX: After you go to Paradise Mall
RadicalD3v:????
RadicalD3v: why would i go to that hellhole
AlexMUX: Because that's where the X-Change pharmacy is
RadicalD3v: oh no no no
RadicalD3v: no no no no no
RadicalD3v: i was KIDDING about that
AlexMUX: I'm not.
RadicalD3v: dude you want me to pay actual money to turn myself into a GIRL just to play video games with you????
AlexMUX: If I have to suffer, you have to suffer.
AlexMUX: I'm not going to be the only one sitting here with tits while you ogle me.
RadicalD3v: OGLE
RadicalD3v: I WOULD NEVER OGLE YOU
RadicalD3v: what a weird fucking word
RadicalD3v: ogle ogle ogle
AlexMUX: Stop trying to change the subject
RadicalD3v: but seriously i'd never OGLE you bro
RadicalD3v: that's like ogling my sister if i had one
RadicalD3v: can i just come over ONE TIME as regular me?
AlexMUX: So you can stare at my boobs the whole time? No.
RadicalD3v: i promise to look only at your eyes
RadicalD3v: or the wall behind you
RadicalD3v: or the floor
RadicalD3v: or literally anywhere but your chest area
AlexMUX: Not happening.
RadicalD3v: do you know how EXPENSIVE those pills are???
AlexMUX: Veronica gave me a Choice. They're like $500.
AlexMUX: But other types are less expensive
RadicalD3v: ????????????????
RadicalD3v: thats like half my rent!!!!!
AlexMUX: They have a Basic for $100. Lasts 24 hours.
RadicalD3v: a HUNDRED DOLLARS to be a GIRL for ONE DAY???
RadicalD3v: thats like paying to get the flu
AlexMUX: It's the price of admission. Sorry.
RadicalD3v: i could buy like 5 new games for that
RadicalD3v: or 100 packs of ramen
RadicalD3v: or like 1/8th of a textbook
AlexMUX: Look, I don't make the rules.
AlexMUX: Oh wait, I do. And the rule is: no tits on you, no gaming with me.
RadicalD3v: you're evil
RadicalD3v: EVIL
RadicalD3v: what if i just get like a padded bra and stuff it
AlexMUX: Won't work. I need you to experience the full humiliation.
RadicalD3v: goddamnit
AlexMUX: It's actually kind of interesting. The hormones change how you feel.
RadicalD3v: wdym
AlexMUX: Like when I look at porn, it hits different.
RadicalD3v: ????????????
AlexMUX: NOT THAT I'M LOOKING AT PORN
AlexMUX: Just saying, it's not the same. I don't feel the same way about girls just by looking at them.
AlexMUX: NOT THAT I LIKE LOOKING AT GUYS EITHER
AlexMUX: Just... everything's different.
RadicalD3v: ok now im kinda curious
RadicalD3v: but still not $100 curious
RadicalD3v: more like $20 curious
AlexMUX: Let me sweeten the deal.
AlexMUX: Veronica left her Uber Eats giftcard. Free pizza.
RadicalD3v: ????????????
RadicalD3v: how much is on it
AlexMUX: $500
RadicalD3v: fuck
RadicalD3v: FUCK
AlexMUX: Ugh fine, I'll split it with you
RadicalD3v: wait for real?
AlexMUX: NO
AlexMUX: Jesus Devon I'm not PAYING you to take the pill
RadicalD3v: worth a shot
RadicalD3v: ok ill go to the mall
RadicalD3v: but only because i already told work i have covid
RadicalD3v: and i really want to play elden ring
AlexMUX: Get a couple of Basics, they only last a day. But they're cheaper.
RadicalD3v: you sure? then i have to get one for every day of gaming
RadicalD3v: you drive a hard bargain mercer
RadicalD3v: ok im heading to the mall
RadicalD3v: pray for my bank account
AlexMUX: ????
Tuesday, 11:23 AM
RadicalD3v: dude these pills are fucking RIPOFFS
RadicalD3v: $100 for ONE DAY???
RadicalD3v: and the 2 week ones are almost THREE HUNDRED
RadicalD3v: and they have all these WEIRD ones
RadicalD3v: theres one called CUM-CURE
RadicalD3v: wtf does that even mean
RadicalD3v: and they have BIMBO ones that make you stupid
RadicalD3v: this is a fucked up pharmacy man
AlexMUX: Just get the Basic one
RadicalD3v: the pharmacist is so creepy
RadicalD3v: he keeps WINKING at me
RadicalD3v: wait he says theres another option
RadicalD3v: some machine called NEW-U
RadicalD3v: hmmmm
AlexMUX: What's that?
RadicalD3v: not sure exactly but it sounds cheaper
RadicalD3v: its like, you can pick how long you want it to last
RadicalD3v: and they have this wheel thing?
AlexMUX: Wheel thing?
RadicalD3v: yeah like... wheel of transfortune or something
RadicalD3v: its WAY cheaper but its random
AlexMUX: That sounds sketchy
RadicalD3v: yeah but check THIS out
RadicalD3v: if i do the NEW-U machine for 2 weeks with the bargain basement setting and spin the wheel, its only like $70!!!
AlexMUX: Bargain basement??
RadicalD3v: yeah theres like tiers
RadicalD3v: high quality, good value, economical, bargain basement
RadicalD3v: im a bargain basement kinda guy you know this
AlexMUX: Devon this seems like a terrible idea
RadicalD3v: at these prices i cant afford good ideas
AlexMUX: Seriously I don't think you should
AlexMUX: Just get the Basic for a day
AlexMUX: I'll pay half
RadicalD3v: nope too late im doing it
RadicalD3v: bargain basement baby!!!
RadicalD3v: put my hand on this weird orb thing
RadicalD3v: ow it just pricked me
AlexMUX: Devon stop
RadicalD3v: and im spinning the wheel!!!
AlexMUX: DEVON NO
RadicalD3v: too late bro
RadicalD3v: its glowing and shit
RadicalD3v: oh this might have been a mistake
AlexMUX: What's happening?
AlexMUX: Devon?
AlexMUX: DEVON??
Tuesday, 11:47 AM
RadicalD3v: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AlexMUX: Are you okay??
RadicalD3v: DUDE
RadicalD3v: IM ASIAN
RadicalD3v: WTF????
AlexMUX: What do you mean you're Asian?
RadicalD3v: HOW COULD I MAKE IT MORE CLEAR
RadicalD3v: AND IM TINY
RadicalD3v: IM LIKE 5 FEET TALL
RadicalD3v: my clothes dont even fit anymore!!!
RadicalD3v: apparently they "give you some rental outfits" with the wheel spin
RadicalD3v: but i dont get to pick what outfits???
RadicalD3v: this is so fucked
AlexMUX: Send a pic
RadicalD3v: NO WAY
RadicalD3v: im in a PUBLIC BATHROOM at the mall
RadicalD3v: trying not to fucking PANIC
RadicalD3v: but holy shit i have TITS
RadicalD3v: not huge ones. but like, solid Cs at least
RadicalD3v: ok maybe Ds?
RadicalD3v: how do you even tell??
AlexMUX: I have no idea
RadicalD3v: I CANT STOP LOOKING AT MYSELF
RadicalD3v: is this how you felt??
AlexMUX: Pretty much. Total shock.
RadicalD3v: oh god my shoes
RadicalD3v: MY SHOES ARE FALLING OFF
RadicalD3v: im like 8 sizes smaller or something???
RadicalD3v: flopping around like a fucking clown
RadicalD3v: people are STARING at me
AlexMUX: Welcome to being a woman
RadicalD3v: dude i got some kinda side effect too
AlexMUX: What do you mean side effect?
RadicalD3v: idk he said bargain basement sometimes has "side effects"
RadicalD3v: but i'll tell you when i get there
RadicalD3v: almost done picking up the rental clothes
RadicalD3v: ok heading to your place now
RadicalD3v: gonna uber cause my feet are dying in these flappy shoes
AlexMUX: This is going to be the weirdest gaming session ever
RadicalD3v: you can OGLE me now if you want lolol
AlexMUX: Please stop saying ogle
RadicalD3v: i will NEVER stop saying ogle
RadicalD3v: ogle ogle ogle
RadicalD3v: see you in like 20
AlexMUX: ????
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