Wedding Plan Spreadsheet

WARNING: If you don't like stories where the cheater gets away with it or gets forgiven for it, this story and many others in my catalog are not for you. Unless otherwise labeled, my stories are fiction no marriage has been endangered to create this story. This is not our universe though it has similarities. STD's are not an issue in this universe, unless they feature in the story line.

Wedding Plan Spreadsheet

Jenny is my best friend, so when she decided to marry Mark, I was immediately appointed Maid Of Honor. Jenny is an engineer. She project-manages projects to ensure that everything happens the way it is supposed to happen. She plans everything down to the minute. Mark is also an engineer, but his forte is machinery design.

One month before the wedding we are all called together, Jenny, Mark, me and Evan, the Best Man. Jenny has a presentation; she sets up her computer to show on her large screen TV. And, up comes the spreadsheet, it has 30 tabs. For the next 30 days, everything that needs to be done and who needs to do it. Most of it is standard, cake, flowers, decorating the venue, hiring a band. The number of details is mind boggling. Everyone is assigned tasks and as each task is assigned the person it is assigned to has to agree to it and agree that it will get done in time. Some items have checkpoints, preliminary things that need to be done for the final item to be ready on time.

Finally, a last page. The night before the wedding. Already past the stag party and the stagette party. They happened on day 27. I see two items. Assigned equally to the MOH and the BM.

Get the bride laid, no more than 3 men, no less than 2.

Get the groom laid, no more than 3 women, no less than 2.

Time allotted 4 hours to overnight. Locations TBD. Resources needed TBD.

I look over at Mark. It is clear that he has not seen this page before. His expression runs from Oh Wow, to Hell No and back again.

Jenny stands up. "Neither of us was a virgin when we started fucking. Both of us have history with others. We are committing to be together forsaking all others. I don't want to go into this without a last hurrah and neither should Mark. Originally, I thought to assign Brenda to getting me laid and Evan to getting Mark laid, but then I thought it would be easier for Mark to find guys and Brenda to find girls. Finally, I figured let the two of you work together and find partners that you can both agree on. Any Questions?"

Mark puts his hand up. Jenny looks at him "Because you would have tried to veto it, and I will not allow that." Mark drops his hand. It is clear who is running this show.

I raised my hand. "Do we have a budget for this?"

Jenny comes from a family with money. She has been footing most of the bills. Mark has paid for some things but many have been well beyond his ability to pay, and Jenny is not willing to compromise on many of the things. This apparently is one of them. So far, the spreadsheet shows the total costs Jenny has assigned to herself at just under a quarter of a million dollars. Mark is just over $15,000.

"I have thought about it a bit, I will leave most of it up to you, so probably two suites at a good hotel, so $1,000, food and drink, another couple of hundred. I guess try to keep it under $10,000? Let me know if you have to go over that. Oh, and I have no objection to Brenda participating, and if Mark wants to let Evan participate that is up to him."

I looked over at Evan. He looked at me and said "Looks like we have our work cut out for us."

Jenny piped up, "I leave it up to you two to decide how much consultation you want to do with me and Mark, personally I would like the guys to be a surprise for me, but Mark may want to have some say on the girls."

Mark mumbled a bit then "I am torn between wanting a veto on the guys chosen and not wanting to know about it. Likewise for the girls. Can I think about it?"

I said "Yeah, but not for long, Evan and I will have to be intervening candidates within the next week or so."

Evan looked at me "Interviewing?"

"We need to find willing partners who are able to keep their mouths shut both before and after the event. I don't think anyone will know someone who has done this before, and if it gets out the gossip will spread like wildfire."

Jenny nodded. "I would just as soon not read about it in the society pages of the newspaper."

Mark sputters "You talked to her about it but not me?"

"No Mark, this is the first I have heard about it. I am just used to thinking on my feet when she drops a bomb in my lap.

I sighed and looked at Jenny. "This is easily the most difficult task you have assigned to us. Evan, can we meet for lunch tomorrow to talk about how we are going to approach candidates and maybe start putting together a master list."

"Sure, say Maxine's at 11:30? Or earlier if you want to make it Brunch."

"Brunch sounds good, looking at the spreadsheet I don't see many days where we can sleep in. Say 10?"

"See you at 10"

I gather up my copy of the spreadsheet. I have a pretty good idea of who Jenny would like to be included in the men, and some idea of who she thinks Mark would like. However, most of them are people who could not keep a secret if you cut their tongues out and nailed their hands to the floor. Selecting candidates is going to be a bitch on roller skates.

Maxines

I arrive about 9:45. I have two lists, 7 guys and three girls. The challenge is that 6 of the guys and all of the girls have red X's indicating they are security risks.

Evan arrives, he has three lists. 4 guys (two on my list), and 9 girls (including all three of mine). Finally, he turns over the last page. It has his name and my name.

I look at him "What's this?"

"This is the list of the candidates I think are totally trustworthy."

I sat and looked at the list. Yeah, we are trustworthy. Do I want a wild night with Mark? Had not thought about it, but yes, he is hot. Would Jenny like Evan? Probably, he fit the profile of the type of guy that she has told me she thinks are hot. Way back when she started to date Mark, she once commented that his friend Evan wasn't half bad. Would Jenny be happy with us in the mix? Well, she did say I could participate. I think she was figuring I would be with her and 2 or 3 guys. But she did not specify that, sloppy for a project planner who is normally so anal about details.

Evan said, "Mark called me last night and suggested that if I wanted, he would not object to my participating. In case you hadn't noticed, neither of them specified where we could participate." He grinned.

"I did notice that. My only complaint is that you would be in the other room, and I would kind of like to try you out."

Evan blushed, "The Crown Royal has suites with connecting doors. They are set up so families with kids can put the kids in one room and the parents in the other room. We could open the connecting doors after things get started."

"Oh, that would put the cats among the pigeons. I like that. The two of them would not notice if you and I switched places for a while. Then eventually one of the candidates would find it and things will get interesting."

"Yeah, that is what I thought. They did give us the power to organize this event."

We ordered brunch and then sat down with the lists and tried to think of alternates to the poor security candidates. In the end, we had 5 girls and 6 guys. With that list we should be able to find 2 or 3 for each of them, though that did include us. I was starting to get turned on. This had the potential to be a lot of fun. I had never organized an orgy before, or was it a gangbang. Where is the line between the two?

On Monday I went down to the Crown Royal, and viewed the rooms. I selected a pair and booked them. Jenny had given me a credit card with a $50,000 limit to use while doing my tasks on the spread sheet. Each suite had two bedrooms, a small kitchenette and a living room. The two connected through a door in the living rooms. They were mirror images of each other. It would not be obvious to the participants when we opened the connecting doors, they could not be seen from the bedrooms.

Mark sent over a list of 4 guys he would be comfortable with fucking Jenna, and 7 girls that he would like if possible. Every one of them was on our security risk list. We were already looking beyond our close social circle.

On cake tasting day, I ran into a girl I had not seen in almost a decade, Amanda. She had been the hottest girl in grade 9 and was still contender for the hottest girl in any room she was in. We stopped for coffee, and I remembered her as a really reliable person. She complained that she had broken up with her boyfriend and had not been laid in months. I explained the concept without mentioning names. She wanted in. She could totally be counted on and was willing to sign an NDA. I had not thought about NDAs, but it made sense. Turns out she is now a lawyer, so she promised to draw one up for us, also specifying the nature of the event, so participants could not complain that they had been blindsided into sex with someone they did not like. Then she said she had a guy we could consider, and if we wanted, she could get us an introduction.

Evan was thrilled, one off his list and NDAs to boot. 20 days to go and one female and a lead on a male.

The guy was a nerd, and IT specialist. However, he was just over 6 feet tall, and really good looking. Why he was still single was a mystery to me. I passed him a copy of the NDA that Amanda had provided, and he signed on. Brett is our first male.

I was at the menu selection meeting, when my phone rang. Amanda had a friend from France who would be in town. She had mentioned the event, and was interested. She had no problem with an NDA, and would only be in country for three weeks. The orgy would be her last Friday, then on the following Tuesday she flies back to France. I got her details, Sophie could be our second female, then went back to tasting food. Frankly all the options are good, and I would be happy with any of them. Jenny of course had her favorite, and we set the menu.

The meeting with Sophie went well, she thought the idea was fun and thought maybe she would use it for her wedding, currently four months away. I was a bit surprised, but she said the French have a different attitude toward sex, and she thought it would go over well with her fiancé. Looks wise, it looked like I was going to be the troll at the princess party. Evan had a hard on at the end of the meeting. Sophie was stroking it for the last 10 minutes and suggested Evan might want a personal demonstration of her skills tonight. The French do seem to have a different attitude toward sex. 18 days to go and half our candidates are committed.

The next day I had a call from Evan, could I come to a candidate meeting at 2? I scrambled to re-organize my day and told my boss I had a meeting.

Sam is nice, but a bit muscle bound for me. He was on the edge of Jenny's taste in men. Then he took me into a private room and showed me his primary attribute. 8" and a good-sized girth. He will be my largest. Probably Jenny's too. He also offered a demonstration, but I said I did not have time, and would have an opportunity at the event. Leo is our second male, tall blonde and hung. Leo is in from California, and happy to sign the NDA.

Two days later Evan called. Should he consider a black girl? How would Jenny feel about it. I was more worried about how Mark would feel about it. We talked it through and he decided that maybe not, Mark liked slim girls with narrow hips, the girl he was thinking about had wide hips. But it made me think about black guys and I had one I thought might be a possible.

Booker was interested, but had a warning. "Most people think all black guys have big dicks. Much as I would love to be a part of this event, I am rather small, so I am maybe not the candidate you want."

"How small?"

"About 4 inches. Below the low end of the normal range. Perfectly functional, but not the excitement that you are looking for in this kind of event. Girls sometimes express disappointment when they see it, though I have skills that turn them around."

We parted ways promising to have coffee one day. I have learned something; I also thought all black guys had big dicks. Shocker, porn has lied to me.

Day 21, 9 days to go I get a call from a guy I did not know. He knew Evans brother. He and his girlfriend would be interested but only if we chose both of them. I called Evan and we set up to meet them.

Evan arrived before they did so I asked about Sophie.

"Sophie is a tiger in bed. If she wasn't already wearing an engagement ring, I would be lining up at the jewelry store. She is smart, beautiful, a great conversationalist, and will do anything you ask."

"OK, sounds like we made a good decision with her. Don't wear her out before the night."

"Much as I would like to, she is in Montreal this week, won't be back till Monday."

Ryan and Connie called Evan's name from across the room. I looked at them. They walked over, and I loved what I saw.

"Ryan, Connie, why do you want to be sex toys in someone else's fantasy party? Just walking across the room, I can see you are totally in love."

Ryan spoke. "Yes, we are, but we are also swingers. I love to watch Connie getting fucked, and she loves to watch me fucking."

"But you will be in different rooms."

Connie responded. "True, but I can get off just thinking that Ryan is in the next room fucking the bride. He can get off knowing I am in the next room getting fucked. When it is over we will go home, talk about it and have the most wonderful sex."

"Evan, you know more about these two, what do you think?"

"Connie, one question, have you measured Ryan's erection?"

"6 1/2 inches. Why?"

"We had one candidate who admitted he was rather small. I don't want to disappoint the bride."

Connie stood up and did a 360. "Do I meet your requirements? I am 5 foot 7 with 34C breasts. I am willing to do anal and DP's."

They signed the NDA's and we had our three male and three female.

We informed the candidates that they should be at the hotel for 6PM, males in room 1424 and females in 1426. I also told everyone to go to a clinic that I had contracted with and get an STD test. Fail the test and you are out. I called Jenny and told her to visit the clinic and then to be at room 1424 at 7 and plan to spend the night. I would drive her to her hair dresser for 8:30AM and to her mother's house for 10 to get dressed. The church is set for 11:30, but she knew all these as the times come straight from her spreadsheet.

Day 29

I arrived at the hotel at 5:30 Evan was 6 minutes later. I had just finished checking in when he arrived. I gave him the key cards to 1425. I had made two visits to the hotel to finalize food and drink for the two rooms.

I went to the room, and unpacked my accessories. Including a riding crop. I WILL be obeyed. I met the guys as they arrived, I checked their clothing met my request and collected and reviewed their STD tests. Everyone passed. Not sure what I would have done if someone failed. I added my and Jenny's tests to the pile and offered everyone the opportunity to check them.

Brett was looking at Jenny's page. The clinic I used insisted on a photo on the report. That was why I chose them. "Fuck, Jenny is the bride? I met her when she was trying on dresses. I was delivering new inventory. I thought she was really hot in the dress she chose."

I said "Well, you are in luck, you are going to be able to fuck her, more than once. Just remember, she has to be ready to leave at 8AM."

Just before 7 I shuffled them all into the second bedroom, the one Jenny would not be using. I collected my riding crop.

Jenny arrived a few minutes early. She looked past me into the room. "Are they here yet? When do I get to meet them?" She was positively bouncing.

I pushed her down onto the couch in the living room area, and said "Sit, stay", then I went and collected the guys.

I led them in. "Brett, Sam and Ryan. Please stand over here." I had them line up opposite Jenny. "Jenny"

"Yes"

"You are to remove one piece of clothing from each of them."

Jenny stood up, walked around the coffee table, and stopped at Brett. She rubbed his chest. Then she took his belt buckle and undid it. She undid his pants and slipped them off. She threw them on the couch. She then stroked his growing erection, turned to me pouted and said "Only one?" I slapped my leg with the riding crop. Everyone jumped.

She went to Sam, and then Ryan removing each pair of pants and stroking the erection revealing itself in their underpants.

"Jenny, sit." I pointed to the couch, once again slapping my leg with the riding crop.

"Brett. Remove her shirt."

"Sam, remove her pants."

"Ryan, remove my shirt and skirt. Then all of you return to your positions."

The three young men got to their tasks, taking the opportunity to stroke breasts and pussy's.

Jenny is almost ready to orgasm. She is squirming and rubbing her clit.

"Jenny. Stop that." I slap her hand with the riding crop. I am enjoying being a dominatrix.

Jenny moaned and pulled her hands back. "I want someone to fuck me."

"In due time. Ryan, remove her bra.

"Sam, remove her panties."

"Brett, shoes and socks."

"When you are done, each of you do the same for me, then return to your positions."

When they are done. I slap my leg with the riding crop. "Understand, I run the show. You all do what you are told. Jenny, bum up."

Jenny assumes the doggy position and I lightly slap each butt cheek. "OK, Jenny, you may finish unwrapping your presents."

Jenny jumps up and one by one finishes stripping the men. Then she grabs Brett's cock and leans over to suck it. I slap her bum with the whip, hard. She jumps up and glares at me.

"Did I tell you to do that?"

"No mistress." She stands up straight. Then she looks at me with a grin on her face, she is liking this. I don't think she has ever had a dominatrix manage a sex session before. Though to be fair, I have never been a dominatrix. I do not know what I am doing and I know it is going to degenerate into an orgy fairly quickly.

"OK, everyone into that bedroom." I pointed the whip at the bedroom I had set up for Jenny. "Jenny on the bed, on your back, arms above your head and legs spread. Men, one on each side of the bed, and one at the foot."

Everyone scrambled.

I walked into the bedroom to find everyone in position. I found three vibrators, and tossed them on the bed, one on each side and one between her legs. It was the largest of the three. I had consulted Mark on his size and got one that closely resembled his reported size.

"Brett, you are on her right side. That vibrator is for your use, pleasure her breast." He did not move. I slapped his butt. "Move." He grabbed his vibrator, climbed onto the bed, and got to work. I moved around the other side.

"Ryan, you are on her left side. That vibrator is for your use, pleasure her breast. Ryan had watched Brett's punishment for being slow, so he jumped to it right away.

"Sam, the remaining vibrator is for you. I want you pleasuring her clit. You may use the vibrator to help you and you may penetrate her pussy with it. Nothing else. Go."

I stood back rubbing my clit and watching as they brought her to her first orgasm. Nobody had orders to stop, so they kept on going. Jenny was thrashing around. Poor Sam got a knee to the head, but he kept on.

After about three minutes of almost continuous orgasm, I called. "OK, stop, resume your positions." It took a minute to figure out but now all three men were standing at their position around the bed. All three were hard as hell. I went around and stroked each cock.

Jenny gradually relaxed.

"OK, Jenny, things are moving to the next level. I am going to give you a bit more control."

"OK"

I slapped the side of her bum. "The proper response is yes mistress."

Jenny giggled, then shouted "Yes Mistress."

"I am glad to see you are taking this seriously. You may choose a man to be your first for the evening, and another to be second. That will leave the remaining man to pleasure me."

Jenny sat up. She looked at the three of them. "Brett, Ryan." She laid back down. "I think I left the best one for you mistress."

Of the three, Sam, is clearly the largest, probably more than 8 inches. Damn, I forgot to include a ruler.

"We will start doggy, position yourself with your butt at the edge of the bed. Brett when I tell you, you are to fuck her doggy till she cums. Then you switch places with Ryan. Ryan, you are to lay on your back with your head underneath her and suck on her nipples, switching between them frequently. Sam, we will retire to the other bedroom where you will fuck me senseless."

"When Ryan gets her to cum, he is to switch places with Sam. And that ends the formal programming for tonight. Everyone remember, Jenny needs to be out of here, wearing clothes, at 8AM tomorrow. I have another surprise for later, but for now, Go!"

I head out to the other bedroom, and Sam follows me, a stupid grin on his face. And in all honestly, mine as well. The time is 7:45, I will give everyone till 9 and then open the door, and swap places with Evan.

Sam fucks me doggy, fills me with cum and gives me an orgasm. Ryan wants cowgirl, though I leak a lot of cum on him, making him messy. My orgasm leaves me lying on top of him. He has replenished my cum supply.

I retire to the living room area. I notice the time is 9:05 and open the connecting door. The other side is already open.

Ryan watches me then asks "What's in there?"

"The groom's party. Evan is going to come over and fuck Jenny and I am going to go over and fuck Mark."

"Can we go over and fuck the girls with Mark?"

"That is planned for later. Go see if Jenny needs you."

I step through and wander into the bedroom. Mark has his cock buried deep in Sophie and Connie is riding Evan. Amanda is hanging her breasts over Evan, and he is sucking on one of them.

I walk over to Mark, poke him with the whip, and say "Hurry up and finish with Sophie, I don't have a long time, and I want to fuck you too."

Mark looks up and grins, "I was hoping that you would drop by, I have wanted to fuck you since I met you, but I was already with Jenny." He pulls out of Sophie, slaps her bum and says "Go fuck Evan."

I grab his arm, and pull him off the bed. "Let's go to the other bedroom, I want some alone time with you."

We get into the other bedroom. I drop onto the bed. "How do you want to do me, or me do you?"

He comes up between my legs and pushes his cock into me. "This is just fine. You're really wet."

"Yeah, well I have had all three of Jenny's guys already. Are you having fun?"

"An absolutely great time. Sophie is the best I have ever had. If we weren't both already engaged, I would propose to her."

I laughed, grabbed his head and pulled him down for a deep French kiss. I wrapped my legs around him and hold him tight. I can feel an orgasm starting to grow. I try to push it back, but it washes over me and I scream out my pleasure. Mark cums deep inside me.

I don't let him go for several minutes. Then, "Go rescue Evan, I need him for a while."

I sit up on the bed and Mark heads back to his bedroom. A few minutes later Evan comes through, I stand up. "Much as I would like to fuck you senseless right now, you should probably do Jenny first, after all it is her night." He takes my hand and we walk through to Jenny's room.

Sam has his cock buried in Jenny and is pumping away. We wait for him to finish, then I poke him with the whip. "Off, it is Evan's turn."

Jenny looks up at Evan and smiles. "I was hoping that you would drop by for a quicky." She rolls over and sticks her butt in the air. "Start Doggy?"

I head back to the living room. I look at the clock, and position myself between the two rooms. Food is due to arrive in a couple of minutes.

Par for the course, both doorbells ring at the same time. I head for our door first, and open it. I poke my head out and tell the other waitress "Just a moment and I will be with you. I stand out of the way and allow the waiter to push the cart in. I run around to the other room and allow the waitress to push the cart in. She looks at me askance. I tell her "Orgy in progress in each of the two rooms. Go ahead and lay the food out on the kitchen table."

Sam walks out to see what is going on. "Oh great, food. Do you need any help?"

The waitress looks a bit like a deer in the headlights. "Um, ah, no, I think I can manage."

Sam ignores her and starts passing dishes to her. I scoot back into our room and see the waiter is setting up in the kitchen. He has trouble keeping his eyes on the task. I walk over and watch him finish up. He passes me the tab; I sign it and add a tip. Then when he reaches for it, I grab his hand and press it to my breast. "I saw you looking and thought you might like a feel." I put the signed chit on the trolley. He takes his other hand and spends a minute massaging my breasts.

Then he realizes that he is on the clock. "Ah, sorry, I have to go."

"Thanks for bringing the food."

He smiles at me and sees himself out the door. I step through to the other room, and find Sam rubbing her pussy. She starts when she sees me. I say "Don't worry, we won't tell anyone." I find the tab, add a tip and sign it. I turn around. Sam has her shirt open and is sucking on a nipple. I smile at her "If you want to fuck him, go for it, I am sure he will oblige."

This brings her back to her senses, and she pushes him away, pulls her bra back into position, and does up her shirt. "I should go. I am still on duty."

She is quite attractive. "If you want to come by after your shift, there are five men who would love to fuck you." She blushes and pushes her cart out the door. I notice the waiter is waiting for her as the door closes.

Sam asks "Do you think she will return?"

"Possible, though I doubt it. People in this city can be quite prudish. Get back to Jenny, at 11 I have my next surprise for her."

It is ten to 11 when Evan passes through, and helps himself to a plate of shrimp, salami and crackers.

"We have about 10 minutes then we need to get them blindfolded and moved into Mark's spare room." Evan nods, "On it." My version of the spreadsheet has a whole bunch of extra lines.

At about two minutes to 11, I interrupt Jenny. "Finish up with him, I need you for your next surprise." Ryan starts pumping fast to finish before he gets booted off.

I gather my props.

"OK Jenny, you will get ear plugs, and a hood. We will take you into another room, where you will have sex with someone else, but you won't know who till later."

Jenny wiggles her butt, spreading cum onto the hotel bed spread. "I'm ready." Her smile is huge. I insert the ear plugs, and pull the hood over her head. I stand her up and spin her around two times. As an afterthought I get a towel and wipe the cum off her. We walk her out into the hall, I spin her around three times. We walk her up the hall almost to the end. I spin her around two times, and turn back toward our rooms. Evan is spinning Mark around at the other end of the hall. I wait, because Evan has the key to Mark's room. Then when he is close enough, we start back toward our rooms. A man opens the door to his room, and pulls out a roller bag. He looks up to see a bunch of naked men and women at the door to a room. He stops to watch as we spin Jenny and Mark around and lead them into Mark's room. I wonder what he is going to tell people he saw, and what his wife will think of it. He may never be allowed to travel alone again.

I lay Jenny on her back on the bed. Evan lays Mark on the bed next to her. I take his hand and place it on her breast. They start exploring each other. After a minute, Jenny straddles him and announces. "It's Mark isn't it. Then she pulls her hood off, pull out her ear plugs, pulls the hood off of Mark, pulls out his ear plugs leans over and kisses him. And kisses him. Then she reaches down and rubs his cock to make sure it is hard enough, positions it and mounts him. She waves her arm in the air "Louise and Mark, this is the best orgy I have ever had. She leans over rubbing her breasts on his chest and asks Mark "Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?"

"It sure has, and even better now that you are here."

Jenny cums first, and then Mark. I sit on the side of the bed. "OK, there is food in the kitchen. Everyone is here till morning. Mark, I want you to guide one of the guys to give Jenny the best fuck she has had, and then after that Jenny, I want you to guide one of the women to give Mark the best fuck he has ever had. Then I want everyone to fuck everyone till you cannot stay awake. The alarm goes off at 7:30, Mark and Jenny have 15 minutes in the shower, then I have to get Jenny dressed and off to the hair dresser."

Everyone heads for the kitchen.

I swear I had just put my head down to sleep when the alarms in both rooms went off. I roust Jenny out of Mark's arms and pushed her into the shower. A minute later Mark gets in with us. We both scrub Jenny, and then Evan joins us. Shit, we are going to be late for the hair dresser. Mark then fucks Jenny and Evan fucks me. All in one shower really designed for one person.

It was after 8 when I got Jenny out and dried, and then hustled her into the jeans and shirt I had planned for the morning. She slips on sandals and I drag her down to the car. We are only 5 minutes late for her hair appointment. Then 15 minutes late for her dressing, and I had to get into the MOH dress. We made it to the church on time, but Mark and Evan pulled into the parking lot late. I found a place to hide Jenny so they could get into the church without seeing her.

The wedding went great, the reception was wonderful and we got them into the bridal suite at the DoubleTree. At 10 then next morning, seriously hung over, Evan and I pick them up to get them to the airport and onto the plane to Aruba for their honey moon.

Evan and I head back to my place and back to bed. Mission accomplished, spreadsheet completed.