Mage of Many Talents Ch. 07

Chapter 7 - The Archmage Council Sex Party

I woke up against her, recalling the moment I saw her lower lip tremble. It was after I insisted on getting her off after blowing my load on her back. I felt stupid for patting her head, and hoped she wouldn't hate me for treating her like a pet to soothe her obvious mental anguish. Faustyna was a wild animal after all, developed as a rogue with a warrior's heart. It must have hurt to be kept as a sex bunny. I imagined her wearing some bunny ears with a poofy tail, and looked over to her sleeping expecting her to read my mind to stab me for that dressing down.

I slipped out of bed ready to face anything, forgetting that Erwald and Marvin were in my house entirely as I walked out entirely naked with my cock hanging limp. They looked at me for a moment, then got naked as well. I held up my hands to dispel any notion of what was about to happen, but felt a magic hand hold up my dick as they did the same.

"Sorry," I said. "I forgot to get dressed."

"Might as well compare, no?" Marvin asked, holding up both hands. One was holding my cock up with some orange translucent air, as his was mostly buried in a wild bush. Erwald walked up to the both of us with his limp cock supported on his very own pedestal of purple air. He won in size, easily measuring about twenty inches. He grinned under his mustache, as Marv and I came close to lay our cocks for a measure on the same purple pedestal. Marv was closer to eight inches, and mine was the standard ten limp, though dangly when compared to Wald's girth of the gods.

"That must have hurt some girls in your youth," I said, as his cock twitched a little on the platform.

"Now, watch this," Wald said, as the girth filled up to spring up from the purple pedestal to an angle that my golden cock hit with the golden buttplug inside. The golden cock was even longer, but that angle was the ideal ironclad forty-five degrees between horizontal and vertical that allowed for many different positions with a little wiggle. The golden cock erection definitely did not wiggle. It was like a monster between my legs. I would show it off, but Faustyna had the buttplug tucked away.

"Say, young mage," Erwald started. I felt I knew where he was going with the idea, but I did not want to wreck my throat getting him off. "Is there any place where we may be able to find some kind of paid sexual service? Tique was left behind, but we are both used to pretty constant releases." I almost breathed a sigh of relief, but kinda still wanted to see how the big cock would feel pushing into my throat.

"Why not just use each other?" I suggested. Erwald looked over to Marv and raised an eyebrow. Marv bounced up from the purple pedestal as it disappeared, dropping my limp cock to hang instead.

"Well, umm, if-- if you'll have me," Marv said, looking embarrassed. I wondered how long they've been together fucking Tique in all the holes she had together, building the sexual tension of knowing how they looked when finishing, seeing eachother hard and naked, without venturing into the realm of getting off together. Tique was the ultimate roadblock for them to get together, but now they were free to-- I recoiled as Erwald stuffed his whole cock to the balls down Marv's throat.

Marv was a champ, not even gagging. Wald's face looked angry at first, then relaxed when Marv's fingers cupped the loose nutsack, tickling the skin with sparsely any pubic hair. I watched Wald pull his cock out a bit, and shove himself inside again. I felt a twitch at the sight, Marv getting speared by that thick monster, but focused on the stuff I needed to do. I got dressed and found them in another position with Marv eating Wald's ass out in preparation for his cock already hard.

I waved, though I was sure they would not see it, so I left a message for them at the door that I went to talk to the archmage council to warn them. I decided to teleport since I had nothing to take with me, and found myself in the place where I lost my dreams, but gained some friends.

The halls had tall ceilings, arched with stone. They had purple flags with gold markings everywhere, enchanted to give a sense of constant magic in the space. Many people used magic there for every little thing, even stirring tea, but I always found that sort of laziness excessive. Magic could make some amazing things happen, but they overstated the importance of it in everyday life, as if everyone could use it.

Given it was a magic school, there were warlocks, priests, and mages training there, which made for a very interesting blend of events. Warlocks would summon some kind of horny demon and their headmaster would get railed by it in public instead of banishing it. She was a warlock of great renown, with an insane set of tits that turned everyone on, even the women. She also wore black exclusively, and never wore any sort of bras or underwear, so her nipples were always poking and her pussy was always dripping.

She was the cause of many warlocks' obsessions, and even sold vials of her pussy juice as a side hustle to all the students that wanted it. The constant sexual tension made the students focus a lot more, summoning demons to fuck her publicly while they showered her in cum at her weakest, only for her to summon imps for ever single student who got off to it. The imps forced their tiny cocks into their mouths and left them with demonic cum that made food have no taste for a week.

That part of the school was always a mess, but warlocks operated in a mess of cum, ejaculate, blood, piss, shit, and sweat. The mages treated them as wild beasts, and designated just one mage as intermediary who was always messed with by the whole of warlock school, even the headmaster. Luckily enough, this one guy also got off on this, and found himself eating Walpurgina's out on occasion, the headmaster of the warlocks.

Much like how mages viewed warlocks as wild animals, the priests saw mages as uncouth magic users. There was a reason for this, as mages being solitary individuals, typically created elementals to have sex with and put on sexual performances that looked beautiful. Warlocks were always bored of the artistic natures of the performances, booing them and requesting more tits and blood. Every mage knew the spell of wind shaping, and many used this with water shaping to make a warm and wet hole that sucked on their genitals to get themselves off. There were significantly less female mages than female warlocks.

The priests considered their magic saintly, and did not use it for sexual stuff... in public. The beauty of the arcane magics was the use of remote viewing. It became a whole voyeur system for mages to watch priests getting down, or masturbating in secret, whipping themselves sometimes, and interacting with warlocks on occasion for some demonic inspiration. Even the archmages subscribed to this voyeur spectating that priests were unaware of, getting lost in the episodic nature of lonely priest girls straddling their pillows while moaning out Walpurgina's name.

The magic school operated in a secret deviance, but on the surface, it was magic of three paths, interacting together in little ways while forming friendships out in the world after they were ready to face adventures. I found warlocks to be indispensable in parties, but the fighter classes absolutely hated them due to the nature of their magic being bodily fluids and sex. The greatest combo I had ever been on was a lesbian couple of priest and warlock who worked so well and put on a show for everybody else in the party while killing monsters.

"Szymon!" I heard behind me, and felt the weight of the person who jumped on my back, a small girl that started school the year that I left it. She was almost ready to graduate now too, and I felt that her body also developed in that time as her boobs squished over my neck. "You never visit me, you meanie!"

"Hey, Izzy," I said, grabbing her by the collar to uncling her from my back. When she clung on harder, I used magic to teleport a few feet away, taking her as my luggage. She fell off me when the magic fucked all her holes, and looked blushed crimson. "That's how it feels to be luggage in a teleport. So remember that if you ever port with someone else at your side."

"It went inside... everywhere," she said, then looked up with her mouth open. I felt my dick twitch a bit, and realized how pretty she had gotten since I left.

"Here," I said, helping her up. "Sorry about that. I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable." She looked determined for a second, then grabbed my hand and assured me that I didn't.

"You didn't make me uncomfortable, Szymon!" She said. "I was actually... en-- enjoying it." She looked away with embarrassment, with the cutest blush. I definitely felt a twitch in my cock at the sight of it, but I fought against it getting hard. I was not here for her, though I would love to see if Fau would like to have another mage involved sometime.

"I gotta go see the archmages," I said, trying to get away from her before she suggested fucking. We had a very awkward sort of interaction at my graduation, and it left us up in the air in a way, so I did not see the need to visit her as she finished school. It was better that way, so I was not in the way of her studying. She was a slim girl with not much bulk in her chest at the time. Her auburn hair was always flowing in the wind and sun, shining delightfully on curls, but I had no way of knowing if that was her real hair color, seeing as she was five years younger when I graduated.

"Running away again?" She asked, and I met her eyes. I wanted to launch into the tirade of anger that I felt back then, but I didn't say it back then, so that moment was now gone. I did not want to think about it again, but there I was again, just getting out of graduation to her expecting me to take her virginity. In the end, she got mad and went to do it with a warlock friend of ours, and I went off into the world. I grit my teeth at the unpleasant memories and grabbed her by the collar to steal a kiss.

She was visibly stunned into silence, as I ran away again. The world was ending, and I needed to talk to the archmages to warn them. Understandably, they laughed in my face. They boasted that they were strong enough to repel any kind of creature from the nebulaic space and sent me away. I even Name-Droppęd Erwald, but they did not believe me. I went back home without looking for Iza again, finding Erwald and Marvin still going at it in a different way.

Wald had Marv's cock in his mouth, sliding that gray mustache with every motion over the hard cock. I watched them go at it for a bit, not wanting to interrupt until Marv came pushing himself deeper. Once he pulled out and they both cleaned themselves up, they noticed me.

"Where did Fau go?" I asked. Marv smiled.

"You two just keep missing each other, huh?"

"Your beautiful girlfriend went off to help Monika get home," Wald said. "It turns out her mouth can really take a cock. She was a bit out of it after that." He held up his hands. "Purely by accident! She is cursed, it seems, and she ended up inhaling my cock. Such a nice girl. I do hope her curse is broken soon and she can finally orgasm without using her asshole. She is quite sore down there."

"Sounds like I missed some fun," I said. "Guess we should wait for Faustyna. The archmages didn't believe me, and laughed much like I laughed at your warnings. It's to be expected. We should come back with you there to vouch for the seriousness of the issue. You're regarded higher than someone like me, Erwald."

"Ah, I see," he said. "Is there, by any chance, a 'Walpurgina' in the school somewhere? I believe she said she wanted to help other warlocks when I was younger."

"You know headmaster Walpurgina?" I asked.

"Headmaster, oh ho ho, she sure moved up in the world."

"I don't know if you'd like what became of her."

"Oh?"

"The students all summon demons to fuck her in public," I said. "It's pretty explicit."

"Oh, hmm, yes, she was always a very bad girl," Wald said, chucking as his mustache twitched with enjoyment. "I still remember the taste of her pussy. So she's taken to exhibitionism...? Wonderful! It sounds like it's making the warlock students quite focused on their studies."

"It actually does," I said, realizing that her getting fucked in public by various demons was not a punishment, but rather inspiration for her students. She was a smart lady, and now I couldn't help but see Erwald burying his fat cock in her mouth slowly, as her lips quivered at the width of it entering just like the demons she deepthroated. I felt a twitch in my cock and pitched a tent in my robes. Marv took a grip of the head over my robes as soon as he saw it, but Fau shadowstepped behind him and slapped his hand away.

"Mine!" She said, then took the same hold of the head of my cock over the robes.

"Can we watch?" Erwald said. "We can help with some magic."

"Not this time, guys," Faustyna said. "This is going to get very personal, very fast." I mouthed "next time" to Erwald and felt myself throb in excitement at her tight grip, spilling a drip of precum in the robe cloth that she sucked on through the material. I hated that I thought of Iza in that moment, but grit my teeth and burst my cock through the robes and right into Faustyna's mouth as she took it inside.

"Bite it," I said, feeling teeth sink into the flesh of my cock gently, then harder. When she was latched on tightly with teeth and suction, I dragged her along the ground into the bedroom where she unlatched and shoved my cock deeper inside her mouth while looking up with those golden eyes. I almost blew it as her eyes stared at me with desire instead of daggers, but I held back. I wanted to add to her collection of cum in the vault that I forgot her mouth could access as well.

"Collect it!" I burst out, feeling my taint and ass clench, no longer able to control it. I blew my load as her eyes rolled back, but it felt like the back of her throat fell away for a moment, so I knew she deposited my cum in the right place. "Sorry I came so fast. Now it's your turn."

"I fucking love you, Szymon," she said, once her vault locked again.

"I love to fuck you, Faustyna," I said, sucking on her nipple for a bit, then taking a bite. She took a hard bite of my shoulder, getting a bit of blood involved, and we kissed to share that rich red iron electricity before leaving a trail of it down to her pussy which was also bleeding. Faustyna was on her period, and I spread her lips to find the bloody red delicious opening that I saw once on Evokari. I smiled, then sank my tongue into the goop of it all, nose sliding against her clit as I went deeper with my lips against the opening.

By the time she came, my face was bloodied up, and that only got her excited to lick it off me.

"I love you, Faustyna," I said, as she held my head in place, licking the side of my face to smear the pussy sauce.

"Fuck, that was hot," she said. "You didn't even hesitate for a second."

"All parts of you are intoxicating," I said, kissing her lips as the blood taste lingered between us. Once we got cleaned up, Wald and Marv were sitting at the table sipping some tea. They didn't seem like a couple, but they sure were open to doing sexual things together, maybe because they shared Tique so often that it sometimes ventured to just her watching the two of them going at it while squirting ink blotches between her pages.

"Without further ado, this is Faustyna," I said, introducing her finally. "She is my girlfriend and a rogue, but please do not be alarmed that she will steal from you. She has been teaching me lockpicking, among other things."

"A great skill to know, I'm sure," Wald said.

"I can actually lockpick, too," Marv said with a smile. "Both physical and magical locks."

"What about dimensional ones?" I asked.

"That would fall under my purview," Wald said, raising his hand. They had a similar combo of skills when it came to opening boxes. I almost wanted to get a lockbox out to test them, but found most of them had been opened in my absence. She met my eyes when I looked at her and shrugged. I sighed.

"You two need to recharge," Marv said, lifting a hand into the air to conjure orange platforms of food on the table. He created soft breads and jelly pastries with fruit, and infinitely refillable juice cups. Wald joined in on the fun, bringing the meats, cuts of smoked animals and tenderized mashes of meat with grains, sausages, and a wild assortment of cold cuts of unknown animals, paired with red wine and tomato juices.

As everyone dug into the food, I realized I had not contributed to the spread, and created condiments of a wide variety, with a big tub of honey conjured right up against Erwald. He looked over and smiled, lighting a piece of bread on fire for a few seconds to toast it, then spreading a large dollop of honey into the porous surface. I had a feeling he liked getting honey involved in his sexual exploits, and decided to find out more about times they've used magic for sexual means.

"So what's the wildest thing you've ever done with magic, Erwald?"

"Hmm, let me think," he said, then smoothed fingers over his mustache.

"Of a sexual nature," Fau burst in. I met her eyes, and felt something skip in my chest to find her in the same mindset.

"Tique was definitely one," Wald said. "I blew a load in a book, and made it give birth to a girl made of paper so that I could have a woman to fuck on my travels."

"Ooo, incestuous," Fau reacted, smiling brightly.

"Is it? Hmm. I suppose you're right, but she is just a bit of magic and ink that I created, not exactly a daughter made with another human being. Not to mention, she is magic and ink, with infinite paper that can take so many loads between the pages."

"Where is she now?" Fau asked.

"Oh, right, you haven't met," Wald said. "She's currently serving as an anchor in another dimension, but you'll meet her soon, I'm sure."

"What about you Marv?" I asked.

"That was not the wildest by any standard," Erwald burst in. "But let's hear Marv's before we get into my dark era." I felt a shiver of excitement in my asshole at the mention of this legendary archmage's dark era.

"Oh, nothing too explicit," Marv said. "My world was very open about sex, even teaching sex in schools to adults with first-hand experience. The things I remember mostly were the live sex shows performed where the witches and wizards flew about and exploded into fireworks of lightning and fire as they fucked in the sky. The women gushed with water spouts, and the guys came with lava spurts to make the shows magical.

"I was part of that the production, and once even got to fuck some of the performers in rehearsal, but they said I was too stubby to fit the performance. They were all very standard, and I was short and very hairy. Once when I got very angry, I created a potion for them that made them go out in public and be sexually indecent. It made for some great headlines, and they were all fired, but so was I since the show was cancelled.

"There was one woman there I loved, but she never gave me the time of day until she was fired, and I did get to bury my cock in her mouth when she hit her low point, so it all worked out well. She got hooked on some drugs and suddenly her mouth was everyone's cumdumpster. I miss the sound the rain made in that world. And now... And now it's all gone."

Marv lowered his head in silence, as Erwald put a hand on his shoulder to comfort him.

"We'll get the bastard this time," he said. It was up to me to steer the conversation away from the sad hole.

"I think I need both of you to come with me to see the archmages," I said. "I name-dropped Erwald Honnenbaum, but they didn't believe me. They might if you were actually there. Meanwhile, Fau, could you reach out to the king of thieves at the Rogue's Gallery? If there is something big coming, we will need their help. I'll try to reach out to the priests through Monika and the warriors through a friend of mine."

"Wait!" Fau said, holding her hands up. "You have a warrior friend and you never once mentioned him? We could have used him in the bedroom so many times!"

"You'd dump me so fast if he was involved," I said. "I was selfish. He's got a cock larger than even Erwald here."

"Oh ho ho, that is quite something I will need to see for myself," Wald said, stroking his mustache that was somehow drenched in honey. "Do bring this gentleman over sometime."

"If the world doesn't end, sure," I said, then instantly regretted it as Fau smiled wide. "Focus, Fau."

"Right, right, King Ichbren Dock first, then a reward." I grimaced at her excitement, then sighed. I could always be a muscled up cock for her with the buttplug, but maybe she wanted to have the buttplug inside and get fucked on equal footing by a warrior.

"Ok, good," I said. "Love you." I stood up from the desk, and kissed Faustyna on the cheek. Her face changed to surprise, then she blushed for some reason.

"Love you, too," she responded, then smiled. I didn't understand what was going on in her head, but expected her to get mad and threaten to kill me if I did not leave, so I motioned for the other two to follow me as we left Faustyna at the table.

"You two ok being luggage?" I asked, queuing up a teleport spell to take them with me right into the inner chambers of the magic school.

"Pardon?" Erwald asked. "For a teleport? My boy, you could not possibly still use that archaic wrap-up tag along teleport from a hundred years ago."

"I think the mages liked putting people in bondage gear to teleport them," I explained. "It could help them find willing bondage enjoyers. They teach it in school as the first spell."

"Quite devious of them," Marv said, smirking. "But here. Let's use a bubble."

"My thoughts exactly, Marvin," Erwald said, flicking his pinky to hold it tight as a bubble of translucent purple appeared around him. Marv had the same thing with a thumb tucked in a fist to make a bubble of translucent orange around him. I took hold of the bubbles to take them as luggage. Seeing as there were no holes in the bubbles, they were wrapped in magic to take along the teleport.

We arrived right before the magic council already in session, and they were all in an uproar with their own spells at the ready to ward off invaders. I found something strange with them, and realized there was a woman sitting in front of each of the archmages, naked head to toe.

"Oh," I said. I've always heard about this, but never believed it. There was a rumor going around when I was in my last year of school that the council of mages that convened every month was just a big fuckfest with loose women paired off to every archmage. My vision spun around to room to find one girl deepthroating an archmage that did not seem to care that someone teleported in. I looked up to see that very woman on a large display, sliding the cock of archmage Telrin who was about to cum. His hand grabbed the back of her head, and grunted out in his seat, only realizing then that someone was in the room.

"Wow, I guess it's true," I said. "The archmage council gets together for a fuckfest."

"How DARE you interrupt the magical council?!" Burst out archmage Gerom, standing from his seat hard as fuck and a good twelve inches visible that was instantly shown on the display above. The woman sitting naked in front of him stood up, then turned her back to him, and leaned forward exposing herself as he slid his cock inside her, displayed for everyone to see on the screen above as a closeup. I guessed it was his turn, but did not expect him to just start fucking while talking to us. "Have you no shame?"

I burst out laughing, paired with the slapping sound of her asscheeks against his hips, and moans of enjoyment.

"Hey, Gerom," Erwald said. "Been a while."

"Fuck-- ING! ERWALD!" The old man fucking the girl came shouting out Wald's name, then slipped his cock out and rubbed the tip along the girl's back while grabbing both tits as the rest of his cum dispensed on the groove along her spine.

"I see you're virile as always," Wald said. "This is Marvin Hobbes, and you already know Szymon here, correct?" The display above switched to another woman, with dark skin of a dark elf, and I had to look away as her tits were out of this world. Whoever was on the control of the magical display was doing everyone a kindness by zooming in on the tits. Even I got hard watching them perk up on the display. They looked like chocolate pudding, skinned over, glossy, with two perky bits of caramel nipples atop them that you just wanted to devour.

"Oh, fuck," I said, poking up from under my robes.

"Right there with you, young mage," Wald said, busting out his massive cock. It stood at attention out of his pants and from under his robes. "Gerom, you got spares for us?"

"Yes, yes, fine," archmage Gerom said, waving a hand to produce three naked girls in front of us who got down on their knees instantly. The one at Erwald looked horrified by the size, and he patted her head gently to calm herself all the while slipping the head of his cock inside her mouth. She looked up to his smile and rolled her eyes back as the cock just kept going deeper and deeper. When he was fully inside, she looked fully speared on it with no control over her own body.

"Hi there," I said to the girl that hiked up my robes. "What's your name?"

"No names," she said, then took my cock into her mouth. I moved the robes off to see her face, beautiful golden blonde hair and strikingly blue eyes. Marv had an equally blonde girl, but her haircut was shorter, which made for a good match as his bush got in the way and her face disappeared inside at each head bob.

"Don't go too fast," I instructed, but when she slowed down, I found myself bust all that faster inside her mouth. She swallowed it all and kept sucking on the limp dick as blood started gathering again. The display had the dark elf reach climax from archmage Halter, as he pushed her to the ground and jerked off on her back.

The rest of the council fucked their selected girl until everyone was done, and I got off three times, all drank by the blonde girl with no name. Marv was equally spent, sitting down as his girl continued trying to get him up. Erwald had not come once yet, and it was time for the council to address him while he slid around the dark-haired girl that took on his monster cock. She looked unconscious, but occasionally her leg would twitch to show that she was dripping a lot from her pussy.

"Rejoice!" Said a voice from the council. It was the most archmage of them all, the leader that I knew as headmaster of the mage school, Yagneev the Blue. "We get to see the famous Erwald Honnenbaum blow his load! Erwald? Do you require further assistance?"

"Not at all, but this girl needs someone on her pussy pronto," Wald said. "I refuse to cum until she is able to climax." I stepped up right away pulling out of the blonde girl's mouth with a wet slorp. My mouth was over the girl's pussy in that instant, and she came from the first suction, spraying over my face as she gasped awake, or into consciousness. I moved away as she started rubbing her pussy with a hand, pissing herself and losing control of her bowels, all televised for the council.

"I'm sorry, my dear," Erwald said. "Do not worry, I will catch you." I watched as his cock throbbed hard, lifting her body up into the air on the erection and the mustache quivered wildly for a moment before the girl burst off his cock like a magic rocket filled with cum, just as Tique had before. This girl however did not start floating down as the cum thrust stopped spilling out of her, but falling for real.

Erwald looked out of it at the moment, but he did promise her, so I just gave him a jolt of electricity and he jerked awake to catch the girl on a purple hand into her pussy that slipped a thumb inside. Her eyes opened wide, and she sprayed everyone with a fountain of a squirt at another sudden orgasm. This paired with the amount of cum she spurted out in the air to come down as pussy juice and cum shower over the council. It looked marvelous, and I was so glad to be a part of it.

Once all the droplets fell and the girl was safely on the ground, the room erupted in cheers and applause, widely unbothered by getting bathed in pussy juice and cum. The girl that took three of my loads of cum into her stood up in the center of the room, and held up a golden staff similar to Monika's. I was surprised.

"Mass purify!" She announced, as the holy light bathed the room to remove anything beyond the naked bodies of girls and the council members, getting all stains out of carpets, walls, and hair of everyone there. The priest girl sucking me off winked in my direction as all the women disappeared from the room.

"The Destroyer is coming!" Erwald burst out to immediately take charge of the room. "It is called the Rahin, a being without restraint. It is coming to eat your world the same way as it did to my friend Marvin Hobbes. We escaped his world as it was being destroyed." The room went silent until archmage Gerom stood up to speak, forgetting his pants were still down. He owned his cock being out in the air while speaking, as if he meant to do that.

"Firstly, let me welcome the great and lost Erwald Honnenbaum," he said. "Secondly, we understand your concern, but we have thousands of mages, warlocks, and priests here that are all conscripted to support larger uses of mana should the need arise, so I am not worried about this Rahin that you speak of."

"Conscripted?" Erwald asked. "Why would you enslave your students this way?"

"Great magic is done en masse, old friend," another archmage spoke up as Gerom sat down and pulled up his underwear from his ankles, tying his bathrobes to look like mage robes. While my robes were easy to hike up, he was just a pull of a string away from having his dick out, and I wondered if that was why the archmages wore those open robes.

"Earl?" Erwald asked. "The years have not been kind." Archmage Earl was the oldest of the council, and he ruled with an iron fist, still keeping the three schools of magic separated by class, even if they were part of the same school and definitely fucked around. The class structure was in place, but newer generations under Yagneev were no longer penalized and publicly shamed for letting their natures get the better of them.

The testing scores were paramount to him, even allowing some to have sexual companions to release the pressure of studies. Warlocks had demons, while priests typically just masturbated, and mages fucked their elementals, all while in the middle of taking tests. It all looked normal when they took the tests, but each table had dimensional magic to allow them to stimulate whatever part they desired to achieve the best results, all while being recorded by arcane magic of course. There was little to no privacy there, but school was free, other than that mana share contract.

"You're not looking so hot yourself," Earl said. "You'd have blown the roof off this place if you put some magic in that cumshot."

"I did not wish to hurt the girl," he said. "But if you are desiring to see me cum with that intensity, I can oblige."

"That will not be necessary," Yagneev cut in. "We have heard your concern, and will take it under advisement. Please leave. We have many council matters to attend to." I figured it would go that way, but it was crazy to see them all ignore someone I personally saw them fangirling about while still in school. Erwald looked mad, but Marv put a hand on his shoulder to calm him.

"Sorry about that," Wald said. "It seems I've been away for too long."

"It was worth a try," I said. "Let's hope Faustyna has some better luck with the Rogue's Gallery. Our next stops are the arena and the temple. Maybe those two will be more responsive to our plea."

"Right," Wald said, then grinned. "How'd you like that cum shower?"

"It was wild," I said, smiling. "And when the girl jetted off your cock like a magic rocket... It was amazing."

"I concur," Marv said. "Your cock is amazing, Wald. Shoot me up into the sky like that one day."

"It would be my greatest pleasure to do so."

"You two should head back to my place," I said. "I'll go see Monika and see if she can help me meet with the holiest of bishops to explain our situation."

"Very well," Erwald said. "Remember to inquire about her curse, even if it may be embarrassing for her, she deserves to have sex. There is surely some holy person who can purge the curse, even if he would need to stick their fingers inside her."

"I will definitely ask," I said. "You should go visit your friend."

"My friend?"

"Walpurgina," I said.

"Oh," Wald said, then looked sad. "What would she want with an old fart like me? My times with her were wild, but she's now such an important part in the lives of many warlocks. I doubt she would have time for me."

"Hey, if you don't go and ask, you might just stew in that regret until you die," I said, thinking back to Izzy. "Go see your friend, Erwald." The old man smiled, his mustache curving slightly along his upper lip. I figured Walpurgina was incredibly thirsty for him, seeing as she jumped at any mention of one of his books, but was never able to find one. Popularity bred fakes sold under promises of being genuine, and it aggregated that voluptuous woman to no end. I set off to see my cursed virgin priest friend for help, hoping she would not need me to perform at that moment after being drained by the other priest. Her wink definitely tickled my nutsack with interest, but I didn't have her name.

(writer's note: warlocks in the next chapter ;) )