Big Bang Theory Season 01 Ep. 02

A couple days later, as the four nerds were sitting around the coffee table in 4A chowing down on Thai food, there was a knock on the door and Leonard jumped up to answer it. His heart swelled when he opened the door and saw the beautiful face of his new neighbor. "Hi Leonard," she smiled.

Noticing she had her uniform on, Leonard asked: "hi Penny, just getting home from work... how was work?" He surreptitiously closed the door nearly all the way so he didn't have to share her with the others.

"Well, you know... it's the Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake and I bring it."

Tongue-tied around his gorgeous neighbor, he suggested: "so you're like the carbohydrate delivery system."

"Yeah, call it what you like... I make minimum wage," she sighed. "I was wondering if you would help me out with something."

"Sure," he blurted out.

A little stunned at his quick answer, she continued: "OK great... anyway I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow and I may not be here...." Before she could finish, the door flew open and the other three nerds lined up in the doorway.

"Ah... the cheesecake scented goddess," Howard gushed.

"You mentioned some furniture," Leonard interjected.

"Yeah, it's being delivered tomorrow," she confirmed, "if I'm not here would you mind signing for it and having them put it in my apartment. Here's my spare key. Thank you sweetie."

"Sure... no problem," Leonard assured her.

The next day, Sheldon and Leonard met the delivery man in the lobby and after signing for the package, Leonard began: the apartment is on the forth floor and the elevator's out so if you could just take...." Before he could finish, the delivery person had left the lobby. "Or you could just leave it here," he finished, sarcastically. "Well, it looks like we'll just have to take it up," he told Sheldon.

"We...," his roommate responded, "and just how do you propose we accomplish that. We have neither a dolly or any upper body strength."

Smiling, Leonard suggested: "we're physicists... we don't need any upper body strength... we can figure this out with our brains." After about an hour of pushing, tugging and shoving, they had finally succeeded in sliding the huge, heavy box into Penny's apartment.

As soon as Sheldon looked around the apartment he exclaimed: "Great Caesar's Ghost... look at this place." It was a mess; with clothes, magazines and dishes strewn everywhere.

"So Penny's a little messy," Leonard defended her.

"Messy," Sheldon shouted, "this is complete chaos... who lives like this."

"So she's a free spirit who likes to live casually," Leonard reasoned, "you know not everyone likes to alphabetize their cereal or have a strict bathroom-schedule. I think she's a breath of fresh air. When the transvestite lived here you didn't care how he kept it."

"That's because it was immaculate," Sheldon told him.

Looking at the clock the next morning after he was startled awake, Leonard saw that it was 2:15. Knowing that in his semi-conscious state he had heard a noise; he called out: "Sheldon... Sheldon." Hearing no response, he climbed out of bed, turned on his collector's edition Star Wars lightsaber and tiptoed into the living room. Immediately he spied that their door was wide open as was the door of his neighbor. "What the Hell," he muttered under his breath and he marched across the hall in his sock-clad feet. Quietly shuffling into Penny's living room, Leonard saw Sheldon carefully straightening up the room.

"Sheldon, what the Hell are you doing," Leonard hissed, "you can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean."

"Shhhhh," Sheldon admonished him, "Penny's sleeping." Leonard glanced into her bedroom and the sight of her took his breath away. Her covers were pulled up to her waist and she was wearing a simple white sleeveless shirt; her giant nipples poking against the flimsy fabric. The soft moonlight filtering through the window and reflecting off her golden hair formed a halo around her angelic face. "Besides," Sheldon explained, "I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just across the hall was... this," indicating the messy room.

"Please let's go before she wakes up," Leonard pleaded.

"I'm not going until I'm done, and if you would help it would get done faster," Sheldon suggested.

"Fine... what the Hell," Leonard whispered as he folded a blouse and put it in a pile on the sofa, stubbing his toe on the huge Ikea box..

A few short hours later, Sheldon was rested and feeling energized as he told Leonard: "I'm feeling splendid after the good deed we did last night; I'm sure she will appreciate it."

A few minutes later there was a shriek across the hall: " son of a bitch... you sneaky bastards."

"How did she know it was us," Leonard asked, even though he knew it was a stupid question.

"I may have left a note," Sheldon admitted.

"Leonard," she bellowed, bursting through their door, "you came into my apartment while I was sleeping to clean!"

"Really more to organize," Sheldon explained, "you're not dirty, per-se, just messy."

"Give me my key back," she demanded, and Leonard complied immediately.

"Do you have any idea how creepy this is," she asked, "in my apartment while I was sleeping. I thought better of you Leonard."

Leonard spoke up: " yes we had a discussion about it in depth last night. I'm very, very sorry."

Penny stormed back to her apartment leaving Leonard sitting on the couch with his head in his hands; fearing she would never talk to him again. Later that day, she met Raj coming up the stairs as she was going down to the Laundry Room. "Hey Raj," she greeted him and then began a tirade: "I'm sure you heard about what happened last night with Sheldon and Leonard. Well I'm pretty upset about it... they violated my space while I was sleeping. You know back in Nebraska if someone comes into your house at night... you shoot... and not to wound."

As she continued to rant, all Raj could think was: "she is sooo pretty; and what's that scent... vanilla? She is so chatty." Not being able to talk to attractive women, all Raj could do was stare and hope she didn't notice his erection tenting his trousers.

Finally she smiled and said: "I mean it's obvious they meant well. I guess just because all the men I've met in my life have been jerks, I guess that's no reason to assume Leonard and Sheldon are too... right?" Raj just smiled and nodded in the affirmative as Penny finally concluded, "thanks Raj," and kissed him on the cheek.

A couple hours later after Leonard had typed up a thorough apology and was about to slip it under her door, Penny opened it and asked: "what's going on."

Opening the folded paper, Leonard began: "here's the thing," and he started to read, "Penny... just as Oppenheimer came to regret his participation in what was to become the first atomic bomb, so do I regret my participation last night in what was, to say the least, an error in judgement...."

Before he could continue, she grabbed his arm, leaned in to whisper in his ear: "Leonard... we're OK," and kissed his cheek before going back into her apartment. Amazed and pleased, he stumbled back to 4A.

The next day Penny answered a knock on her door and was surprised to find the nerd-quartet on the other side. "After what we did, we thought the least we could do was assist you in assembling the entertainment center," Leonard informed her.

Holding up a small canvas bag, Howard declared: "you see, I come packing tools... some of them long and hard."

Standing aside and letting them in, Penny assured them: "thanks guys, but I really think I can do it myself... the instructions look pretty easy."

"Nonsense," Sheldon boasted, we're physicists and Howard's an engineer... we'll have this together in no time."

Howard spread the instruction sheet out of Penny's kitchen counter and immediately commented: "Houston we have a problem... they suggest assembling this in the least imaginative way possible."

"You're right," Leonard agreed, "Penny has a flat screen... there is so much wasted space behind it." They began to banter about different and, they thought, improved ways to assemble the unit as Penny began to put the pins in the ends of the shelves.

They were not paying attention to her as she told them: "it looked pretty good in the store." Finally getting frustrated with the way they were taking over; and getting more than a little horny at all the testosterone in the room; she declared: "guys it's hot in here, I guess I'll just take off all my clothes." Still not getting any response, she proceeded to do just that. She quickly stripped off her tank top and was just shrugging her bra off her arms, freeing the twins, when Leonard abruptly stopped staring at the instructions.

"Did I hear something," he wondered aloud and glanced around the room. Penny was just tugging her tight jeans off her feet and stood there wearing only a tiny pale blue thong. Leonard's lower jaw dropped as, for the second time, he was privy to the most incredible body he had ever seen. Noticing that Leonard was staring behind them, the other three nerds turned and had basically the same reaction... except, of course, for Sheldon.

Raj and Howard just stared speechless, but Sheldon announced: "I don't know what's going on, but it's getting outa hand... I'm outa here." He took off like a rocket across the hall, slamming Penny's door behind him.

Raj whispered in Howard's ear, and Howard agreed: "yes... she is a goddess." As much as Howard liked to act like a ladies' man, he was now intimidated by the beautiful blond standing right in front of him and asked Leonard: "what IS going on."

Strolling over in front of the sofa, Penny looked at the trio of speechless scientists and stated: "Leonard knows what I want... don't you Leonard."

Leonard just smiled and nodded, and Howard exclaimed: "what... you mean you and her... you dog... and you never said a word... no details... what kind of a friend are you." They watched as Penny stood in front of the sofa and very slowly lowered her thong to her feet. They all noticed that her bald mound was already glistening with her arousal as they stared between her legs.

"I'm a gentleman," Leonard told them as he began to disrobe; not even caring that he was about to be naked in front of his friends.

"You see guys... I like sex," Penny informed them, "and Leonard helped me alleviate my tension." Leonard was down to his boxers as Penny sat on the edge of the couch, spread her marvelous legs, and leaned back. Raj's heart was pounding so hard he was afraid of having a heart attack as he stared at her incredible naked body. HIs father was a gynecologist and Raj was absolutely certain he had never seen a body as perfect as Penny's. Leonard had just shucked his boxers (still clad in his socks) and Penny beckoned him: "come here sweetie and bring that beautiful cock." Leonard's hard prick waved in front of him like a beachcomber's metal-detector.

"Holy crap she's beautiful," Leonard thought as he kneeled between her legs and ran his hands up and down her silky thighs. Her inner lips began to protrude and he used his thumbs to spread them even farther. He could see that she was completely wet as he nudged his crown against her slit. Looking down between their bodies, he pushed a little more until the folds of her mound began to grip the head of his shaft. "That may be the most erotic thing I have ever seen," he thought as he memorized the mental picture.

His reverie was interrupted when Penny whispered: "fuck me sweetie." Grinning, Leonard pushed forward and slowly buried his rod inside her juicy pussy. He didn't stop pushing until his scrotum rested against her soft cheeks. Remembering what she liked, he reached forward, put his arms around her wonderful body and hugged her into him. They remained motionless, at least to the naked eye, but they could both feel her vaginal muscles gripping and contracting as she climaxed. She hugged him back, enjoying the penetration, until their pure passion became too much and they felt the need to continue. Releasing and smiling at each other in quiet recognition of their spiritual connection, Penny leaned back and Leonard began to fuck her.

His hands gripping her thighs, Leonard watched as his penis slid in and out of her wet hole; mesmerized by the sight of her plump lips gripping his shaft as he withdrew and being forced back inside her when he thrust forward. "Oh God yessss, Leonard... fuck me... fuck me," she moaned as he drilled into her. Her tunnel was so hot and tight, it gripped his dick like a closed fist. HIs knees scraping against her throw rug, Leonard started to ram his fat rod up into her hole. Moving his hands up to her taut waist, her thrust forward violently while watching her magnificent breasts flopping up and down to their rhythm. "Yesss... yesss... fuck my cunt," she squealed.

Leaning forward, he licked and nibbled at her graceful neck and tiny earlobes. Her body quivered and he could feel her vaginal walls spasm; squeezing his dick like a tourniquet. Her head rolled back on her shoulders and she moaned: "ohhhh yessss." Leonard could not hold back any longer as he shoved as far into her pussy as he could and began to spray the contents of his balls up into her hole. "Holy fuck, yesss," she screamed, "cum in me... cum in me... fill my cunt." He did his best, as he pumped and thrust until he was drained. Penny wrapped her wonderful legs around his waist and pulled him into her. "Holy crap I love the feeling of a man cumming inside me," she whispered in his ear.

His face covered with a grin, Leonard flexed his feet to keep his legs from cramping and just relaxed; his arms hugging her close. When she released her legs, he reluctantly and slowly backed away, letting his still-hard log slide out of her slit. "That was so good, sweetie," she assured him and then looked around the room. Howard and Raj weren't sure where they fit into this scenario, but were not able to resist shoving their pants down to their knees and stroking their meat. Penny smiled when she saw them, putting them at ease. She had only known Howard for about a week, but his smarmy nature gave her the creeps, and she was not surprised that his prick was also a disappointment... the size of a hot dog... and not the foot-long variety.

Her eyes widened when she saw what was in Raj's hand. His dick must have been nearly twelve inches long and nearly as fat as Leonard's. "I know you can't talk to me Raj... but who cares... would you like to put that monster to good use?" It was a wonder he didn't get whiplash, the way his head violently nodded. "You probably don't know this about me yet, but I do a lot of yoga. I'm going to teach you one of the main moves." Her amazing body dropped down to the carpet in front of the sofa and she swiftly assumed the doggy-style position. Just as Raj was about to drop to his knees behind her, she spread her feet farther apart and pushed her ass up toward the ceiling so that her knees were way off the ground and her legs straight.

Basically in a triangle position, she informed them: "this is the downward-facing-dog position... what do you think of it." The new position presented her ass at his waist level and was very inviting. He just nodded his head vigorously in the affirmative. As Raj stood behind the beautiful blond, she spread her feet even wider and it was as if her wet slit was winking at him. As he watched, a dollop of Leonard's cum drooled out of her opening and dripped onto the rug. "You know what to do, don't you Raj," she asked as he just stood there staring at her from behind.

"Even from this position, she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen," he thought. "Thank you Rati," he praised the Hindu goddess of Love. Stepping forward, Raj wedged himself between her spread legs and grasped the sides of her slim waist. Penny looked back over her shoulder as Raj nudged his bulbous purple crown between her slit. Inching her feet as far apart as she dared without risking losing her balance, Penny braced herself for his giant log.

Watching his crown spread her plump lips as he pushed forward, Raj tightened his grip on her hips and shoved. Penny felt her pussy being stretched by his huge shaft and cried out: "ohhh fuck that's big." Raj kept pushing into her tight hole, stretching every inch of her pussy, until his scrotum nudged against her wonderful cheeks. "Oh my God that feels good," Penny groaned, and pushed back against his groin. It was the largest cock that had ever been inside her, and it felt incredible. "Fuck me Raj... fuck me," she begged, while grinding her ass against him.

"My cock is inside Penny," Raj told himself, "I'm fucking the most beautiful girl I have ever seen." Her pussy was so tight that he had to keep thinking of other things so that he didn't end this amazing encounter prematurely. He thought of how crowded it was in India; the stench of so many people stuffed into the streets. No matter what he tried to think of; he kept coming back to the reality that he was fucking Penny. "I bet my father has never seen a pussy this beautiful," he convinced himself; knowing his father was a gynecologist. Slowly at first, he started to withdraw and then slide back into her; marveling at the heat being generated by her hole.

"Yesss," she gasped, "fuck me... fuck me... stretch my fucking cunt." No one had ever been that deep inside her before; he was touching nerves that had never been touched and the sensation was exquisite. His shaft was so long that each slow thrust seemed to take forever as he scraped the walls of her tunnel. Faster and faster Raj drove into her pussy, his huge brown prick now white with her froth. Grasping her waist tightly to support them both, Raj slammed into Penny's hole, his balls actually slapping against her stomach. He was stretching her wider with each thrust and Penny wailed: "holy crap I love being fucked."

Every time Raj rammed into her pussy, her incredible ass cheeks jiggled like cafeteria Jello molds. Watching, Leonard had the nearly irresistible urge to bite those cheeks. He couldn't take his eyes off his gorgeous neighbor as his friend fucked her. "Fuck me harder," she urged, "ram that big brown cock into me." Her marvelous tits were flopping against her chest as they hung down and they begged to be fondled. Raj leaned into her stable pose, sliding as far up into her pussy as he could, and reached way under her to grasp her soft globes. Squeezing them hard and digging his fingers into her pliable flesh, Raj knew he had reached the point of no-return.

Her tunnel was contracting around his shaft with every stroke and Raj released her twin mounds to put his arms around her waist and hold her against him as he exploded deep inside her pussy. It felt like a hose had been turned on inside her and Penny moaned: "oh God, yesss... fill my cunt... fuck me... fuck me." Holding her steady, Raj pumped and pumped into her sweet hole until he was dry-humping the beautiful girl from Nebraska. He had stretched her tunnel so wide that when he began to shrivel inside her, it felt like a balloon deflating. Exhausted from holding her downward-facing-dog position for so long; Penny dropped down to her knees and Raj's shrinking prick slipped out of her hole.

Glancing behind her she thought that his face looked like a big brown smiley-face. "That was nice Raj," she complimented him, "you have a nice cock." He grinned sheepishly and she confronted him: "you just came in my pussy and you still can't talk to me... that's very insulting." He just kept grinning and shrugged his shoulders.

She knew she couldn't ignore the creepy Howard, so she decided to make it a little less personal with him. "Leonard, do you think you're ready for an enco...," and she never got the word "encore" out because all she had to do was look at her favorite nerd to see that his erection was waving in front of him like a metal-detector at the beach. "Wow, you're like that Energizer bunny; aren't you," she grinned at him.

"Apparently around you I am," he answered; wondering if he was blushing.

"Awww, thank you sweetie," she felt flattered, "such a nice compliment." Reaching up to the sofa, she grabbed turquoise tinted throw pillow, lay back on the carpet and shoved the pillow under her delectable ass. She knew Howard was getting anxious about being left out, so she looked him in the eyes and stated: "here's the deal... I want both you and Leonard in my pussy."

Ordinarily, of course, neither one of them would have let their naked bodies touch each other for a million dollars, but they were not about to pass up this chance to make love to this gift from the heavens. "That works for me," Howard jumped at the opportunity, as he stared at her naked body on the floor; "but wouldn't we be more comfortable in the bedroom."

"Oh no," she replied, "only very special people get invited to share my bed." Then she deliberately winked at Leonard, and his heart skipped a beat, hoping he knew why. Shoving the coffee table and Ikea box farther away with her foot, she lay back on the rug and spread her marvelous legs invitingly. Leonard and Howard dove to the floor, fighting for position between her legs. Shoving each other as they crawled up between her thighs, neither could take their eyes off her flawless nude body. "Play nice boys or you don't get this," Penny scolded them as she reached down, hooked her fingertips into the sides of her plump labia, and spread herself wide open.

Her inner flesh was so vividly pink that it seemed to glow. Howard and Leonard looked at each other as if they were reading each other's minds, and knew they were both thinking that they were the luckiest men on earth. Staring at her unblemished, impeccable naked flesh as if it were all a dream; they leaned forward and rubbed their crowns up and down her juicy slit. No matter how uncomfortable they were touching each other; when Penny urged: "go ahead boys... fuck me," they didn't even hesitate to push forward. As soon as they spread her lips apart with their heads, she released them and lay back. "Ohhh yesss," she howled as they penetrated her slit.

They didn't stop pushing until they were as far inside her as they could go. Their bodies crowded against each other between her thighs prevented full penetration, but they were spreading her lips far apart. The pillow allowed them greater access to her pussy and they strained to shove as much of their rods inside her as they could. Leonard knew she was savoring the first penetration and was content to remain stationary for a few seconds, but Howard was much more anxious to begin fucking her and almost immediately began to withdraw so he could shove into her again. Assuming the sensation would be greater for Penny if they speared her together, Leonard followed suit and they began to slide in and out of her wet hole.

"Ohhh God I love cock," she yelled as they rammed their hard poles in and out of her. "Fuck me... fuck me," she screamed, "stretch my pussy." Together they were easily as fat as Raj's, and Penny pushed her groin up off the pillow to meet their thrusts. Leonard leaned down, trapped her right nipple between his lips and started to suckle. Penny loved having her tits played with and moaned, "mmmm," as he gently ground her engorged gumdrop between his teeth. Getting the hint, Howard also leaned forward and began to suck on her left nipple. This was a new sensation for Penny; never had she experienced having both nipples sucked simultaneously while being fucked.

Shoving her wide hips upward, trying to get more cock inside her, she screeched: "oh my God, yessss... fuck me... fuck my cunt." The harder they thrust, the more they stretched her slit; their bodies squashing together and allowing more penetration. Leonard sat back up so he could look at her naked body while fucking her and record to memory the greatest day of his life. Howard also sat back up and they both watched how her magnificent breasts were wobbling against her chest as they drove into her. Increasing their pace, Leonard reached down and rolled her pea-sized clit between his thumb and middle finger as they jammed their dicks up her hole.

"Holy crap, yesss," Penny squealed as her entire body convulsed when Leonard pinched her swollen nub. "Fill me up guys... cum in me... cum in me." They were more than happy to oblige and thrust into her as hard as they could; their loads spurting up into her pussy. They could feel her vaginal muscles rippling against their cocks; milking their shafts. "Yesss... yesss... fuck me... fuck me," she gasped as her body quivered. Her blond head rolled back and forth against the rug as they pumped her hole full of their seed. Howard and Leonard never wanted the moment to stop as they thrust up into her warm, juicy pussy.

Suddenly her incredible body just want limp and Penny lay back against the floor, completely exhausted. Leonard and Howard just sat back on their heels, letting their dicks slip out of her opening. They just looked at each other and nodded; as if to say: "holy shit she's beautiful." It was obvious that she was spent, but the trio of nerds didn't really know what to do. Everyone began to gather up their clothes as Penny just lay there recovering.

She finally spoke: "whew... I think I need a shower. Thanks guys, that was a fun afternoon."

No one was taking their eyes off the still nude blond and Leonard offered: "if you need to, you're more than welcome to use our shower."

"Thanks sweetie," she replied, "but the landlord sent someone up to fix mine." As she stood and walked slowly toward her bedroom (and bathroom), the three quickly dressed and crossed the hall.

Later that night as Leonard was just falling asleep, his cell phone rang. Glancing at the screen, he saw that it was Penny's number. Fumbling with the phone trying to answer the call as quickly as possible, he spoke: "hi Penny... is anything wrong?" He wasn't used to getting phone calls in the middle of the night unless there was trouble.

"Hi sweetie," he heard her angelic voice, "could you come over here, please." He tossed the phone on the nightstand, threw on his ratty old red robe over his pajamas and virtually ran across the hall.

She met him at her door and he could see that she was dressed in a short, frilly pink robe. She hadn't bothered to cinch the belt and he was sure he caught a glimpse of her unobstructed cleavage. "God she's beautiful," he thought as she took his hand and led him into the apartment. "Are you OK... is anything wrong," he asked worriedly. Looking around, he saw that she had finished putting the entertainment center together, and it looked good.

Leading him into the bedroom, she confessed: "I'm just feeling a little lonesome, I guess. Sometimes it just feels so nice to cuddle... you know what I mean."

"Not really," he explained, "my mother wouldn't even let me have a teddy bear... she said they are just an emotional crutch."

"Oh sweetie... you poor thing... well you have me now," she comforted him, "I think you need to cuddle as much as I do." She raised up the covers on her bed and gestured for him to climb in. When he shed his robe and put one foot on the bed, she stopped him: "oh no... no clothes... I need to feel your skin against mine." Figuring there was no need to be shy considering their activity of the last few days, he swiftly shed his clothes and jumped into bed. Penny dropped her robe and it was confirmed that she was indeed going commando, and slid into bed behind him.

Curling up behind him, she put her arms around him and hugged him tightly. He could smell her shampoo and accidently verbalized his thought: "mmm strawberry."

"You like it," she nuzzled his neck, "I usually alternate between that and green-apple."

"I love it," Leonard admitted, "very sexy." He could feel her ample breasts flattening out against his back and was actually happy he wasn't facing her because she would probably be annoyed at having his erection poking her in the back.

He could tell she was relaxing when her breathing became slower and deeper and she whispered: "this is really nice... thanks for coming over Leonard." He remembered what she had said earlier about only very special people being invited to share her bed and he suddenly felt like the most important person in the world. All too quickly they both drifted off to sleep. Waking up very early in the morning, he was surprised to find that sometime during the night they had switched positions. They were still spooning, only now he was behind her.

His right arm was around Penny and he was shocked to feel that his hand was cupping her perfect breast. He also suddenly realized that he was fully erect and his penis was trapped against her smooth backside. Very slowly he tried to remove his hand without waking her. She startled him by speaking: "oh good, you're awake. You've got quite a handful there... you don't have to stop. So what do you think of my body?"

"There really are no proper words to describe it," he admitted, "superb... amazing... perfect; they all do not do it justice. That yoga is certainly working for you. If you had lived in ancient Greece, you could have rivaled Aphrodite. She was the Greek goddess of love, passion, lust and sex."

"Wow... high praise," she commented. "Is that morning-wood I feel poking my back?"

"Perhaps," he joked, "but I think I'm just glad to be here." He was grateful that she seemed to have a good sense of humor.

Shifting around so that she was facing him, Penny looked him in the eyes and admitted: "I'm a pretty good judge of character Leonard, and that's why I called YOU last night. I have a good feeling about you."

"Thanks," he blushed, "my good character is about all I have to offer though."

"I think you sell yourself short," she told him. Flashing that million-dollar smile, she grasped his erection in her hand and slyly asked: "I think it would be a shame for this morning-wood to go to waste... don't you agree?"

"Absolutely," he agreed with a grin.

Raising up and straddling him so that her knees were on either side of his waist, he watched as the covers fell down behind her revealing her magnificent naked body. Staring down at their crotches, he watched as she very slowly lowered her body until his crown as just barely nudging against her glistening slit. His morning-wood was now full fledged excited-wood as Penny began to lower her body so that his head started to separate her fleshy lips. The longer she teased him, he could feel his prick getting harder until it felt like it was going to burst.

A little lower, and he watched his crown disappear into her opening as his girth began to push her lips up inside her hole. Suddenly she slid her knees to the sides and just sat down on his groin; impaling herself on his hard shaft. "Ohhh God, Leonard... that feels sooo good," she groaned.

"I know," he gasped as he pushed upward into her; overwhelmed by the sensation of her hot, wet hole. Although it may have been a mistake, he gushed: "I can't imagine a better feeling in the world than being inside you."

Her nude body shivering from the penetration, Penny smiled: "aren't you the charmer... but I think I have to agree. Your cock fits me perfectly." She just sat there on his lap motionless for a couple minutes enjoying the sensation of being filled with his dick. Then she raised up until just his crown remained inside her... and then let gravity take effect as she sat down again. She began to raise up and lower her body; fucking herself on his hard shaft. Leonard did his part by thrusting up to meet her downstrokes and their bodies slapped together.

Her magnificent tits were flopping up and down on her chest and Leonard reached up to squeeze and maul her soft flesh, grinding her swollen nipples between his fingers. "Your breasts are sooo perfect," he whispered to her as he marveled at their silken texture.

Bouncing up and down on his lap, she answered: "thank you sweetie... I'm pretty proud of them. I love having them played with, and you seem to be an expert." He smiled as he rolled her swollen nipples between his fingers and thrust up into her. "Ohhh yesss sweetie... just like that," she gasped as he felt her body quiver. "Fuck me... fuck me," Penny groaned as he jammed his prick up into her cunt. Sliding his hands around, he grasped her round cheeks and pulled her onto him as they jammed their bodies together. Leaning forward he sucked her right nipple into his mouth, flicking it with his tongue.

Biting gently down, he pulled her engorged gumdrop forward, then released so it would snap back and he could watch her tit-flesh ripple. Not wanting to play favorites, he repeated the procedure with her left nipple. Her vaginal muscles convulsed around his shaft and she begged him: "I need you to cum in me baby... cum in me now." Thrusting up into her pussy as hard as he could and grinding his pelvis against hers, Leonard reached down between them and pinched her swollen clit between his thumb and forefinger. "Oh my God, fuck my cunt," she screamed as her naked body jerked and twisted in his lap.

Leonard was only human and could not hold out any longer. He erupted deep inside her belly, spraying his seed against her womb as his prick twitched inside her. They wrapped their arms around each other, hugging tightly as he pumped every drop of his load up into her hole. Leonard loved the way her naked skin felt against his; her wonderful breasts flattened out against his chest. Her eyes seemed to sparkle and he had to remark: "your eyes are totally amazing." Right then she knew this man was different.

They rolled over on their sides, his cock still inside her and just gazed at each other. Eventually he did shrivel and slip out of her moist tunnel, and they began to talk like old lovers. "I know we haven't known each other for very long, but I have to say your roommate seems like a real obnoxious know-it-all," she pointed out, "am I missing something?"

"No, you pretty much nailed it," he admitted.

"So I have to ask... why do you live with him," she wanted to know.

"I've asked myself that so many times," he confessed, "and the only reason I have it this: when I took the position at Cal Tech, I needed a place to live and the apartment came furnished with a Sheldon."

"OK, that explains the beginning... but what about now," she asked.

"Well, you've met me... I'm not exactly a prize... just ask my mother. He needs me, and I guess I need to be needed by someone," he surmised.

"Oh sweetie," she consoled him, "if you need someone to need you... that someone can be me."

They hugged again and Leonard caught himself before saying: "I love you." Leonard glanced at the clock and told her: "I guess I'd better be going. Sheldon is already up and I'll have to undergo the third-degree as to my whereabouts; and besides this is my time on the bathroom-schedule."

Kissing him on the cheek, Penny suggested: "how would you like to try my shower... new shower-head... it's one of those rain-forest kinds."

Sitting up, Leonard exclaimed: "you mean I get to soap you up again... let's go."

When they were getting dressed and Leonard was putting on his robe, Penny suggested: "I'm going to do my yoga now... would you like to join me?" She had donned a pair of calf-length black stretchy pants and a pink form-fitting sports bra.

Feigning interest in engaging in any form of exercise, Leonard responded: "well, I would but I have to get dressed and head out to work. Sheldon counts on me for a ride. Any other time would be good," he stretched the truth rather than his body.

"That would be great... I would love that," she told him, "none of my exes would ever do yoga with me. I think you form a kind of spiritual bond when you do yoga together."

Immediately Leonard saw an opportunity to set himself apart from any other men in her life and mused: "well, the problem is logistics. I assume you like to do your yoga when you get up in the morning. When you work the evening shift, you sleep late the next day and we're already at work, so I couldn't do it with you then. I just don't know when we could get together."

Pondering the situation, Penny suggested: "well I don't do it every day... that would make it seem like a chore. How about this... we could do it together on weekends. I could text you when I'm ready and if you're not busy, you can join me. How's that?"

"Perfect," Leonard told her; looking forward to seeing her, if not looking forward to the exercise.

Returning to 4A, he was confronted by an upset Sheldon: "where have you been... you've totally destroyed the bathroom schedule. You know that's how society is thrown into chaos."

"I hardly think society is going to deteriorate just because I'm fifteen minutes late brushing my teeth," Leonard scoffed, "besides, Penny need help with something."

"And she called you," Sheldon exclaimed, seeming perplexed.

"Yes she called me," Leonard answered, making sure Sheldon knew he was annoyed.

For the rest of the work week Leonard barely saw Penny, as she was working as many hours as possible to pay for her acting classes; but on Saturday morning he received a text that she was ready to begin her yoga. He had been nervously awaiting her communication. Sheldon was busy updating every program on his laptop and Leonard didn't even bother to say where he was going. If he had told his roommate he was going to exercise, Sheldon would have suggested he needed a brain-scan.

Knocking on Penny's door, he heard her sweet voice declare" "it's open." She had moved the coffee table and was just putting down two padded mats and called out: "hi sweetie... I was hoping you would come."

She was a vision of loveliness in her tight yoga outfit and Leonard admitted: "I've been looking forward to this." He pulled off his sneakers and trousers to reveal his gym shorts and he saw Penny looking perplexed. "I know you're wondering why I bothered to get completely dressed just to cross the hall... well just remember my roommate is Sheldon. It would have taken a half-hour to explain to him." For the next forty-five minutes Penny proceeded to teach Leonard many of the main yoga moves and positions: downward-facing-dog (which he remembered), the bridge, warrior, and plank.

He had always thought of yoga as a bunch of giggling girls sitting around gossiping; but at the conclusion of their workout, he was completely exhausted. He knew he would be sore the next day, but being with Penny was worth any sacrifice. "You did really good Leonard," she praised him, "I know you lost your balance a few times, but with practice those muscles will become stronger. Same time tomorrow?"

He had been hoping for an invitation to shower together, but settled for the invitation and replied: "I wouldn't miss it. You know, if you ever want to quit the Cheesecake Factory, I'm positive you could get a job as yoga instructor... you're really good."

Clutching her hands to her ample bosom, Penny blushed, leaned forward to kiss him on the cheek and exclaim: "thank you... you are just the sweetest man."

When he returned to his apartment, Sheldon had not even known he was gone and just nodded when he passed by. On Sunday, they repeated the yoga lesson. This time it took Leonard a little longer to get loose because he was still sore and stiff from the previous day. All during the workout he couldn't help but imagine Penny performing the exercises totally nude. Again there was no shower invitation, and Leonard began to worry that he had done something wrong. "Would you like to join us for dinner tonight," he asked hopefully, "I think it's Chinese."

"I wish I could, but I have an afternoon shift today so I've got to get cleaned up now and I'll probably be late tonight," she informed him, "I hope we can do this next weekend."

He took that invitation as an encouraging sign, along with the kiss on the cheek as she let him out the door. If it weren't for the exercises, he did absolutely enjoy the time spent with her. This time when he went back across the hall, Sheldon demanded to know where he went. Seeing no point in lying, Leonard simply said: "doing yoga with Penny."

Following his trademark snort of a laugh, Sheldon paused and then replied: "well, since I know you weren't having coitus, I guess I have no choice but to believe you."

Suddenly Leonard was transported back to his childhood when his mother continually made him feel inferior in every way and he lashed out: "and just how do you know we weren't having sex... you don't think I'm good enough for her... you don't think she could love someone like me."

Taken aback, Sheldon cautiously replied: "whereas I do believe she is out of your league, the reason I assumed coitus was out of the question is that when she drove me to Costco the other day so I could purchase tea, she purchased tampons. Since they are not usually an impulse purchase, I assume she currently was in need of them. Incidentally, the entire trip in her death-trap of a car I was in fear for my life. Do you know she pastes a happy-face sticker over her check-engine light, which is constantly blinking?"

Sheldon was still droning on when Leonard wandered into his bedroom; a smile on his face. "That must be the reason there was no shower invitation," he hopefully told himself.

Basically the only time he saw her that week was on the nerds regular night at the Cheesecake Factory. When she was finished taking their order, she playfully rubbed Leonard's shoulder and asked: "see you Saturday morning?"

"Wouldn't miss it," he grinned as Howard and Raj stared at him like he had two heads.

"What's this," Howard demanded.

"Oh, Leonard is my new yoga partner," she smiled as she walked away; knowing that three of them were staring at her ass.

"What... Leonard... yoga," Howard exclaimed, "yeah, right... and I can squirt chocolate milk out of my right nipple."

"Well start squirting," Sheldon confirmed Penny's claim, "because it's true. They started last weekend."

"What gives Leonard," Howard inquired, "we want details."

"Yeah, we want all the juicy details," Raj agreed.

Playing it cool, Leonard told them: "there are no juicy details. She's teaching me yoga. She would rather do it with a partner she can talk to, than do it alone... that's all... just yoga."

"I knew it... just yoga," Howard sounded disappointed.

Saturday while they were stretching and straining, they conversed like old friends. Penny told him about some of the quirky customers at the Cheesecake Factory and Leonard regaled some of the eccentricities of the other nerds. They laughed and rolled around on their mats, sometimes forgetting about the poses. As they were rolling the mats up and Leonard was preparing to leave, Penny kissed him on the cheek and asked: "could you stay a little later tomorrow... I want to try something a little different. I figured I should ask now in case you had plans."

"Sure," he replied, only too happy at the prospect of spending more time with her. "Should I expect to be more sore on Monday."

"Maybe, but I think a good-sore," she cryptically answered.

Sheldon was hovering over his laptop and barely even acknowledged Leonard when he left wearing his shorts. Now that everyone knew he was doing yoga with Penny, there was no need to conceal his workout attire. When Penny answered the door she was dressed in her oversized Cornhuskers t-shirt that she often wore as a cover-up when she went up to the roof to sunbathe. The yoga mats were spread out in their usual place and she greeted him with the perfunctory peck on the cheek and her radiant smile.

"You have been so great doing this with me, and it's been so much fun; that I thought we'd try something different today... like a special treat," she beamed. Leonard waited expectantly for the punch line and watched as she gripped the bottom hem of the t-shirt and in one swift motion, whisked it off over her head to reveal her flawless naked body. "Nude yoga," she exclaimed.

Grinning from ear to ear, Leonard agreed: "I'm in... you want me naked too... right."

"Of course... get those clothes off Hofstadter," she ordered. Never had he undressed more rapidly, as his clothes ended up in a semi-neat pile. Penny had to stifle a giggle because with his semi-erection dangling in front of him, he resembled a man who had lost a ton of weight and now his belt was nine inches too long. "Well don't just stand there staring... let's get busy," she directed him as she assumed the warrior-pose. Leonard thought his head was going to explode as he watched her stretch and contort her perfect body. He had daydreamed about this moment, never thinking it would become a reality.

Watching her amazing breasts bounce and jiggle certainly had it's effect on him and Penny noticed. "I see someone is really enjoying today's workout," she teased him, watching his erection sway back and forth.

"I guess I should apologize," he told her in an embarrassed tone, "but jeez, you have to be the most beautiful woman in the universe."

"You really are a charmer," she answered, "no need to apologize... I'm flattered. By the way, you're pretty smooth for a nerd. I'm thinking though that we should probably avoid the plank-pose for today... you might really hurt yourself." The plank-pose was like a push-up and Leonard laughed as he understood her meaning. There was no way he could take his eyes off her now glistening body as she stretched and strained. Working herself into the bridge-pose, he actually had to stop and stare.

The bridge-pose involved laying on your back with your feet flat on the floor and drawn up by your butt with your knees bent straight up. Then you lift your hips up so that your weight is on your feet and shoulders. In this position her crotch was lifted a foot off the floor and pointed at the ceiling. "Oh my God," he mumbled as she held the position. Watching him out of the corner of her eye, she decided to tease. Slowly moving her feet farther apart until they were actually off the sides of the mat, her legs were now spread wide, almost like an invitation.

He could see her wonderful mound and noticed that her slit was visibly moist. Slyly, Penny asked: "you seem to like this pose... does it give you any ideas?"

Now realizing he was shamefully staring at her pussy, he answered: "sorry... sorry... so sorry... only naughty ones."

"Why do you think I'm holding this pose for so long," she looked him in the eyes. "I can't hold it forever... grab three pillows from the couch." He jumped for the sofa, snatched the pillows and then stuffed one under her shoulders and the other two under her amazing ass. Relaxing against the soft pillows, Penny suggested: "I think we can improvise the rest of the workout... your choice." Crawling on his knees, he approached his beautiful neighbor between her outstretched legs and began to run his hands up and down her silky thighs.

The pillows presented her crotch to his face and as he stared at her dewy mound, he marveled at the beauty of the female vagina. Leaning in, he inhaled the musky scent of her arousal and thought his penis was going to explode from being so swollen. He extended his tongue and slowly lapped at the sides of her slit; first the left and then the right. Drawing his tongue from the bottom to the top, he watched as her inner labia began to protrude from her slit and spread out. Her ass squirmed against the pillows as he gently used his thumbs to spread her slit open, revealing her inner flesh that was so vividly pink as to be almost neon.

Droplets of her juices were dribbling down between her ass cheeks and Leonard wished he could collect some of the drops into a tiny bottle so he could carry her scent with him always. Her clit was beginning to reveal itself at the top of her slit and he inserted his tongue very slowly into her hole. Reaching all the way up with both hands, he vigorously massaged her wonderous tits; squeezing and kneading them in his fingers. Tickling her clit with his nose, he began to fuck her with his tongue; rapidly stabbing it in and out of her hole like a dog with peanut butter stuck to the roof of it's mouth.

Her incredible ass was now undulating against the pillows and he was having a difficult time keeping his tongue inside her as she twitched. Sucking her juices into his mouth, Leonard roughly pinched her swollen gumdrops between his fingers and then gave her clit a long lick before trapping it between his teeth and biting down. He heard her grunt: "ahhhhh," and then her orgasm was squirting his chin and running down his neck. Penny's body convulsed and her thighs closed, trapping his head against her pussy. It was a little difficult for the asthmatic nerd to breathe, but what he was able to inhale was heavenly.

When she did finally unclamp her thighs, she was breathing heavily and gasped: "oh my God Leonard... I need your cock in me now... now... now." Spreading her long legs and making sure her ass was balanced on the pillows, she reached down with both hands, hooked her fingers inside her labia and pulled them wide open. Sensing her urgency and wanting to please his gorgeous neighbor, Leonard only paused a few seconds to admire her flawless nude body before raising up on his knees between her thighs and nudging his fat crown against her slit.

Her whole mound was sopping wet and he pushed forward, watching his head spread her slit even wider. Grasping her firm waist, just above her cheeks, he pulled her toward him as he slid farther and farther up inside her steamy tunnel. Penny's body shivered and trembled as he buried his thick log all the way up her pussy until his scrotum was wedged against her ass. Knowing what they both craved, he held there for at least a minute before sliding his girth nearly all the way out. "Oh God yesss," she moaned, "fuck me baby... fuck me."

He slammed into her pussy and tried to give her a fucking she would never forget, and hopefully crave more. Varying the tempo, he slid in and out of her wet hole; making squishy sounds as he thrust. Her wonderous breasts had flattened out on her chest and were jiggling up and down to their pace. "Fuck me sweetie... fuck my cunt," she squealed, "your cock feels so fucking good." Leonard just smiled as he drilled in and out of the most magnificent body he would ever see. Loosening his grip on her waist, he ran his hands up and down her smooth sides and across her belly.

"Your skin is so soft and smooth... like silk," he complimented her.

"Thank you sweetie," she gasped, "I use Aveno... you can help me moisturize if you like."

"I like," he joked, and then thrust roughly up into her. Leaning as far forward as he could, he started to nibble on her pink gumdrops; sucking them into his mouth and grinding them between his teeth.

"Yessss... yesss," she groaned, "just like that... suck my tits. Holy crap I love being fucked by you." He was touching so many erogenous zones that she was on the verge of losing control and she begged him: "cum in me baby... fill my cunt with your seed." Leonard picked up his pace; slamming in and out of her pussy, marveling at how tightly it gripped his shaft. If she hadn't been begging him, he would have taken a lot more time because he wanted it to last. Judging from past experiences, he knew how quickly one could be thrown aside and dumped.

"Ohhh yesss," she screamed, "fuck me... fuck me harder... stretch my cunt." The pillows presented her groin at just the right angle where he could get maximum penetration and he rammed into her while grinding his pelvic bone against hers. Reaching down between them, he rolled her engorged clit between his fingers and then pinched as he began to pump his load against her cervix. When she felt him twitching inside her and flooding her hole with his hot stream, Penny's body jerked and jumped and she screeched: "yesss... yesss... oh my God yesss."

Leonard's scrotum was suddenly drenched and he knew she had squirted again. Smiling he continued to pump her full of his jism and watched as her blond head rolled from side to side against her mat. "God she's beautiful," he confirmed as her naked body thrashed in front of him. He kept pumping into her until he knew there was nothing left to give; he just wanted to make it last a few seconds longer. He could feel her body go limp, so he reluctantly slid out of her slit and lay next to her on his own mat. They just lay there for several minutes: him staring at her perfect nude body, and her with her eyes closed and breathing deeply.

"You know Leonard," she almost whispered, "we may have to find a way to schedule yoga some time during the week."

"I'm up for that," he agreed; hoping she got the pun.

Chuckling, she asked, "would you like to use the shower and stay for awhile?"

"There is nothing I would like more, but I promised to take Sheldon to the comic book store and if I'm any later than I am now, I'll hear several lectures throughout the rest of the day. Stuart, the owner of the comic book store, is a friend of ours and his business has been doing poorly so he decided to try opening on Sundays. We're all going to support him."

"You're a good and loyal friend," she rolled over and kissed him for at least six Mississippi's. "It's probably for the best; if you stayed I just know I'd be late for work and I'm already on thin ice with Kenny, the manager. If I'm late again I'll probably have to accidently give him a peak down my blouse to pacify him."

Later that might as she was waiting for sleep, Penny was thinking about Leonard and actually talking to herself: "what is it with that guy. I enjoy being with him more than any of my friends, and he is without a doubt the best lover I've ever had. But he's a nerd... a really special, warm and thoughtful nerd, though. I guess I'll just let it ride for as long as possible and enjoy it. I'm sure sooner or later he'll start treating me like crap just like all the others." Little did she know then, that it would never happen.