What the Actual Frig is Going On?

What the actual frig is going on?

This story is a work of fiction comprising of a mixed genre of fantasy sci-fi, cross dressing, fetish, loving wives, toys and masturbation, anal, group sex, incest, and mature. If this is not your cupper then kindly skip it and move on. All participating members either nude, partially nude, or engaging in any sexual activities, are over 18

My husband woke me up this morning very hungover from our anniversary party we had last night. After we got home from the party, the drugs and alcohol we had consumed had made us so horny we made love in ways we haven't done in years. I had all three of my holes filled by him numerous times. We had also shared a very long double ended dildo in our anuses, while he had his seemingly almost permanently erect cock in my pussy. Bret is such an attentive lover I always have more orgasms than I can count. Last night he managed to do something that I hadn't seen him do in twenty years.

Maybe I should elaborate a little, Bret and I met in college thirty years ago at a truth and dare party. As almost all parties of this type go, eventually the questions and dares are going to wind up sexual in nature. When my turn came to ask truth or dare, Bret said truth.

"OK Bret what is your deepest sex secret?"

"Instead of masturbating with my hand, I suck myself off until I cum in my mouth."

This made everyone laugh and call foul. They all yelled, "Bret you have to state truths, or you will be disqualified."

"What I said was the truth."

Prove it we all yelled. We dare you. Bret slid his chair back from the table. Unzipped his pants and pulled out his thick uncut five or six inch long flaccid cock. Then stretching his foreskin between his fingers, he bent down until he could touch the end of his stretched foreskin with his tongue, and began licking it.

Hahahaha, OK, you are flexible to reach the tip of your stretched foreskin with your tongue but that doesn't mean you can actually suck on it. But Bret wasn't finished. Soon we were all amazed when he started to get an erection while tonguing the opening in his foreskin. His cock started to swell and grow semi erect the head of it pushed its way out of the end of his foreskin then he managed to pull it into his mouth. While Bret sucked his own cock. The veins along the sides of it began to bulge as it became more and more erect. Soon Bret was bobbing up and down on his cock taking what looked like at least three inches of the shaft plus the head of it in his mouth.

The game was completely forgotten while we all watched Bret in the act of auto fellatio, giving himself a blow job that most girls would have difficulty in competing. After a few minutes we watched his balls draw completely up into his abdomen leaving his scrotum contracted to little more than a wrinkled patch of skin.

"Look he is sucking so hard on his dick he has sucked his balls into his body" I yelled. "That's so fucking hot I think I am going to marry him."

Not long afterwards we could tell he was Cumming in his own mouth.

"That is so gross and gay", one of the guys stated

Several were chanting. Don't swallow it Bret, we want to see proof you came in your mouth. When Bret allowed his big cock to slip out of his mouth and sat up he opened his mouth to show all of us his mouth was full of his own cum. I quickly leaned over and locked my open mouth on his lips and drew some of his seed into my own mouth. I savored the taste of it before swallowing. We broke our kiss then Bret opened his mouth once more to show there was still some of his cum there, then swallowed it.

He and I did got married the next year after graduating college. Over the next few years I bore four children, two pairs of twins. Who have now grown, married and are raising their own families.

Anyway back to what Bret did last night that he hadn't done in years. The party was a college reunion of sorts. One of the guys started telling his wife that he once saw Bret suck his own cock. His wife called it bullshit.

"Sherry, I'm telling you I saw him suck his own cock with my own eyes." Jack told her.

I piped up and said, "Sherry Bret used to lick my clit while he made love to me."

I was just high and tipsy enough to dare Sherry to let Bret fuck her in her ass while he licked her clit. One of the other guys said I bet a hundred dollars that he can't do it. I'll put a hundred in on that, another said. Then Jack said, "hell I'll bet five hundred dollars that there is no way Bret can fuck my wife in her ass, let alone suck on her clit while he does it. The cunt has never let me put my much smaller dick than Bret's long thick cock in her ass." This was something that really pissed Sherry off. Jack calling her a cunt was not something he should have ever done.

"Kathy are you really willing to let your husband fuck me?"

"I don't have a problem with it," I said. With that Sherry stripped off her dress and under garments then lay on the carpeted floor with her legs high in the air.

"Bret I want you to fuck me until I have an orgasm in front of my dick of a husband."

"Jack you asshole, you should have never called me a cunt."

"Kathy, honey are you sure about this? I have never cheated on you in all of they years we have been married. I'm not as young and limber as I was thirty years ago."

I just smiled and nodded my buzzed head. Deep down though I was preying that I hadn't let my St. Bernard mouth over load my chihuahua ass. 'Please still be able to lick her clit while your cock is buried in her ass I silently preyed'. Bret took off his clothes and revealed his long flaccid cock Sherry's eyes grew large then she sat up and took Bret's cock in her mouth and gave it a few sucks to get him hard. Jack stood off to the side wondering if Sherry really was going to go through with letting Bret have her virgin anus. Jack came to his senses and started to approach Sherry and Bret, to push Bret away from his wife, but two of the other guys noticed what he was getting ready to do and held him back.

One of them said "Jack you made the bet, and you are going to stand there and watch without interfering.". Jack just nodded and sat down to watch with the rest of us.

"You are not doing it right Sherry. Watch how I get myself hard"

Bret slowly managed to force his fifty-two year old self down until he could get the head of his cock in his mouth and gave himself a few deep hard sucks making his cock become fully erect. Then he started tonguing Sherry's inner labia sliding his tongue inside of her then rubbing it across her clit, working his way back down to her taint, then licked her tightly puckered rose bud. As soon as his tongue managed to push its way into her anus, Sherry's body began convulsing in a massive orgasm.

"Oh my fucking God, fuck me please."

Bret teased Sherry's pussy with the head of his cock. Rubbing the head against her anus then up across her taint between her swollen inner labia up against her clit then back down between her lips. Sherry couldn't stand it any longer she reached down and grabbed My husband's cock and pushed it inside her pussy. Then she began humping her hips up and down forcing it deeper inside her. Bret repositioned his legs, so he was sitting between Sherry's legs then lifted her legs over his shoulders and bent down to lick her clit while his cock was several inches in her pussy. This sent Sherry over the moon. She screamed out in ecstasy as she had another massive orgasm.

"My ass, my ass. I want it in my ass. Please put it in my ass." She begged.

I tossed Bret a bottle of lube that I always carry in my purse. He took it and squirted a lot of it inside Sherry's anus then slowly inserted a finger.

"Fuck that, I want your cock in my ass."

"Sherry it doesn't work that way, dear. If Bret doesn't loosen up your sphincter with his fingers it is going to hurt.

"I don't fucking care I need that cock in my ass,"

Bret quickly worked in another finger, then a third and even a fourth in her rapidly loosening anus, Sherry was having almost constant mini orgasms all the while he was fingering her anus then Bret squirted some lube on the head and shaft of his cock and placed the head of it against Sherry's rosebud. He was going to try and slowly enter her when suddenly her anus opened up to reveal a deep tunnel allowing him to slide his cock in several inches.

"Fuck me, and eat me." she yelled. Bret bent him self down and began licking on Sherry's clit then stuck his tongue into her pussy. While his cock was pistoning in and out of her anus. Sherry's whole body began to quake her eyes rolled back in her head while she screamed Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk. Then She briefly passed out. Bret kept up his assault on her anus and clit while reaching above his head to pinch and twist on Sherry's nipples. After a couple of minutes Sherry regained consciousness only to be overcome by another earth shacking orgasm. Five massive orgasms later Sherry. Said Bret you can fuck me in my ass all night or until you kill me which ever comes first.

"Kathy Honey I need a wipe to clean myself off I am close to Cumming and don't want to waste it inside Sherry's anus."

"Please cum in me Bret."

"No, I am going to cum in my own mouth and share it with You and Kathy."

"OH! OK, I'd like that.

"You fucking cunt you never like to taste my cum." Jack yelled.

"And you never made me have a million orgasms either did you Jack?"

Much to Sherry's dismay Bret pulled out of her then I wiped him clean so he could finish in his mouth. Only Sherry and I both had our open mouths locked on both sides of his and the shaft of his cock as he started to shoot a huge amount of his seed into his own mouth. There was so much of it he couldn't hold all of it, his cheeks bulged out like those of a glass blower's, as his cum leaked past his lips we made sure none of it was wasted. We both wound up with our mouths full of Bret's seed. I swallowed mine and told Sherry she should feed some of what she had in her mouth to her husband Jack. Jack's eyes went round in fright as he clamped his mouth shut. Two guys held him in his chair while their wives forced him to open his mouth. Sherry walked over on wobbly legs and planted her open mouth on her husband's, forcing the cum she held on her mouth into his. Then sucked it back and forth several times until he had to swallow some of it. The two other wives begged me for permission to let Bret fuck them anyway he wanted. Even though one of them happened to be Bret's younger sister. I nodded my permission. Their husbands started to protest but I told them if I don't have a problem with my husband fucking their wives they shouldn't either. They looked down at the tent in Jack's pants and reluctantly acquiesced. I told them that I would blow both of them as compensation.

"What about me don't I get a blow job for letting my wife be fucked up her ass by your husband?"

Sherry told Jack that the only way he was going to cum was if he jacked himself off. Or if he could beg Bret to fuck him up his ass.

We drank more alcohol and smoked more pot until everyone was so drunk and high that the party finally ended. Bret and I took an Uber home then continued to make love for several more hours before finally falling asleep. While we were in our love making marathon I had Bret to put on the live skin breast forms to give me a pair of titties to play with while we made love. They are so real and life like to the touch that you can almost believe they are actually a part of the person wearing them. I grabbed the tube of soluble adhesive and glued the breast forms on his hairless chest.

Towards the end of our love making I asked Bret to fuck himself in his own ass. Since I hadn't seen him do that in more years than I could remember. So I grabbed a tube and squirted the liquid up his anus then he pushed his huge cock several inches in his anus. His balls had been drawn up into his abdomen all evening and night, so they were not in the way. By the time we had his cock pushed as deep as it could go he must have had almost five or possibly six inches of it in his anus. We smoked another joint then sleep cover came us.

The next thing I knew Bret was waking me saying he needed to piss but his cock was stuck in his ass and wouldn't come out. In our hungover state of mind we searched for the tube of lube I had used only to learn that I hadn't used lube but had squirted half the tube of breast form adhesive in his anus.

"Oh no, Bret I used the glue by mistake."

"Kathy I can't get my cock out of my ass, and I need to piss."

"Then just let it go. Take a leak with it still in there, you will fill your colon, and the urine will eventually dissolve the glue."

"Ahhh, that feels so much better but now I feel like I have given myself an enema and there is nowhere for to it to go."

"I have an Idea let's go spend the day at the beach."

"I can't go to the beach with these on my chest."

"Sure you can, just wear one of my bikinis. I still have that strawberry blond wig. If you wear it, you will look enough like a woman that no one will think anything of it."

"I guess I could do that but what will I wear over the bikini and bra to the beach?"

"How about a bandanna halter top and a mini skirt?"

"Fine, fuck it. In for a penny in for a pound was what my dad always said. I just hope my urine dissolves the adhesive trapping my cock in my ass soon."

I found a pair of flip flops for Bret to wear. He put on one of my more risqué bikinis. The bra barely covered his fake areola which had pokies for nipples. I giggled at the sight of them sticking out.

"Bret honey you should get your nips pierced to match mine"

"Very funny Kathy."

"I'm serious, you'd really pop, showing off your boobs with pierced nips in that bra top. Just a minute I have a spare pair of barbells". "I'll get a knitting needle and pierce them then put in the barbells."

"Ouch! I can't believe you really pierced my nipple"

Wait! "I glued those boobs on you myself." I know they are made of a lifelike skin product but there is no way you felt the needle go through the nipple."

"Just do the other one and get this over with."

"Ouch! Fuck that hurt"

'Aww, you're just fucking with me aren't you?"

"Does the blood on the needle tell you anything?"

"But that's impossible."

"Apparently my glued on tits are now real"

"Seriously"

"Look at my chest do you see any evidence to a seam where they are attached?"

"Wholly fuck. They are real honey."

"what do we do now? And you had better not suggest I have my cock amputated and turned into a vagina."

"Fuck that. But we had better go to the hospital and let the doctors dissolve the glue though. Instead of going to the beach. Put your skirt on and wear this bandanna halter. I'll call an Uber."

"How can we help you ladies?"

"My husband needs to see a doctor."

"OK, where is he?"

"My name is Bret I am her husband."

"OH, I see, Ok, Doctor Jones will see you in room three."

Once we were seated in room three, Bret Stripped off his skirt and bikini bottoms then grabbed an examination gown and put it on before Doctor Jones entered the room.

"Good morning ladies how may I be of assistance to you this morning?"

"Doctor Jones last night while we were making love my wife wanted to see if my penis could still be pushed up my anus only she accidently grabbed a tube of adhesive instead of lube and it has been stuck in my anus ever since."

"Yes of course, this happens quite frequently when a couple are experimenting with toys a tube of adhesive is all too often mistaken for a tube of proper lube. Hop up in that chair and put your feet in the stirrups so I can best determine how to get the dildo out of you. Oh my god I thought you were joking you really do have your penis in your anus. No problem I'll squirt some solution around the entry area and start to gently work your penis free of your anus."

It took Doctor Jones almost five hours to free Bret's cock from his anus. He wrapped his hand around Bret's cock forcing his fingers between it and his taint to get a good grip then pulled and pulled while spraying the solution on the area where Bret's cock entered his anus. By the time Bret's cock was completely free his butt hole was prolapsed out nearly eight inches. He looked like his colon had been turned inside out. Just before Doctor Jones managed to pull the last of Bret's foreskin free of his anus. Bret stopped him and said.

"Doctor we are going to have a huge mess as soon as my cock comes free I have urinated in myself several times"

"OH dear, in that case would you mind stepping into my restroom and pull the last bit out yourself?"

"Ahhh, That feels so much better. Thank you Doctor what do I do about my ass hole being turned inside out?"

"Get back in the chair and I'll fix you up. But I must warn you for the next few weeks you should remain on a strict no fiber or roughage mostly liquid diet. Otherwise you will poop out your rectal tube and cause another prolapse to be hanging out back there. Oh, and absolutely no anal sex for six months."

"Got it, this was the first time we had done this in many years. I do have one more thing I would like you to look at though."

Before Doctor Jones could ask what he wanted Bret to examine. Bret removed the gown, untied his halter top and removed the bikini bra revealing the pierced nipples and his breast.

"hum, yes. I see you have very recently had your nipples pierced. I denote some minor swelling, which is to be expected with the large size jewelry you have. Other than that I recommend you follow a strict hygienic cleaning regime for a couple of months while they heal. Your breasts should be fine I don't see any issues with your piercings."

That's just it Doc They are not my breasts, of at least they weren't until Kathy glued them on my chest.

"Sir, I may not be as old as you are, but I can assure you that your breasts are as real as they come, and fully naturally formed. I don't even detect any silicone implant bags in them. You must have had an excellent breast surgeon if you have implants in them."

"Doctor I swear to you that twelve hours ago I had the chest of a fifty-two year old man with defined pecs no gynecomastia or anything that could remotely be called boobs. We glued them on, later we fell a sleep then this morning Kathy had the idea that the nipples should have piercings in them to match her nipples. She forced a needle through them, and I screamed out in pain as she pierced the nipples. Somehow they must have become part of my body. There was even a little blood on the needle. What should I do about them?"

"I am afraid I am not an expert when it comes to transwomen's breasts. If you want them removed you should make an appointment with a surgeon and have them reduced or completely removed otherwise you are stuck with them."

"I might add, I find them to be beautifully formed and they are a perfect size for your body frame."

"I guess I'll eventually get used to them, thanks for removing my cock from my ass. I can assure you that will never happen again."

"Before you get dressed I noticed your testicles are missing."

"No they're not. I have over active cremaster muscles. My balls often draw up inside me when I get an erection. Then they might remain in their inaugural canals for days or weeks at a time. Back when we were younger and were making love several times every day they didn't drop back into my scrotum for six months."

"wasn't that painful?"

"Not in the least."

"I'll take your word for it. Just remember what I told you about no anal sex for six months. and learn to enjoy those marvelous breasts you now have. If you have any problems be sure to make an appointment, or just drop in, bye."

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Kathy's diary:

Bret's butt-hole healed with no more issues it has been three years since he and I accidentally glued his cock in his anus. We still insert his big cock in his anus once in a while, but I always make sure to use olive oil as the lube of choice. Bret's breasts have actually grown a little bit more. I have so much fun with them when we are making love. Being in our mid fifties now, we have joined a clothing optional gym, and work out at least three times a week. I love to tease him at the gym while he is benching two hundred pound weights, by stroking his six inch flaccid uncut cock until it grows to its full eight inch erect length. And watch it stand straight up when his balls pull themselves up into his abdomen. His erection will remain for the rest of our workout. Sometimes I will slip a couple of the small beginner two pound weights on his cock before it becomes erect and add a bar clamp, so they won't fall off. He walks around flexing his pectorals making his now cantaloupe sized boobs rise and fall independently. It is so cute watching the barbells in his nipples go up and down like his boobs are doing weight training repetitions, keeping time with his cock lifting the weights hanging on it while it rises and falls.

When we first started at the gym a couple of the men made fun of his boobs until they saw him hang half pound weighs on chains looped over the barbells in his nipples, and lift the weights with his pectorals. Then lift a five pound weight hanging from his cock. No one makes fun of the man with boobs now. Not even on the rare occasions when I talk him into to showing up at the gym wearing a mini skirt and micro bra top.

I am learning to make my boobs lift like Bret can do but so far I haven't been able to lift any weights with them. Maybe I will be able to someday. But I can lift a ten pound weight with my vagina by inserting a golf ball with a small chain attached to it, by using my pelvic floor muscles. this really makes the men drool and the women jealous. I have to close now the man I have loved for most of my life is taking me out for our thirty-fifth wedding anniversary. He doesn't know it yet, but I secretly invited all of our old college friends. I am looking forward to a very interesting night. maybe we will play another round of truth or dare.

I hope you enjoyed the story. I know I had fun writing it. I never did figure out how Bret's fake breasts became real. That is a mystery even to me. So I just accepted that some things are science fiction, or possibly there had been something in the drugs or pot, and rolled with it.