The Old Gray Mare

I know, she ain't what she used to be. She got kind of fat, and she's lost a couple a teeth. I guess her hair's startinta git kinda gray. On the plus side I like the way her tits swang under her t-shirt now. They're bigger than they was when she was younger but that ain't all bad.

Thing is, I ain't fucked her in a lot of years. At first I just couldn't stand the thought of it, she kind of went to hell after the kids came and I guess I wasn't ready for that, and then my dick seems to have mainly just stopped working. I'll get a hard-on every once in a while but it don't last, and I just don't get that excited about pussy much no more.

So I know Missy's probably frustrated as hell. I don't like to let her out of my sight so I know she ain't cheating on me, not that anybody would have her.

Last week I had a thing planned, me and a few guys go fishing. Well we call it fishing, we go drankin' in the mountains a couple a times a year. Teddy got a cabin way back up in there and we pretty much empty all the Jim Beam outta the liquor store in Benson and bring their whole inventory to the cabin. And it's usually all gone in a couple days when we head back.

Normally it's just us guys but Missy was asking me about it. I know she gits lonesome when I'm gone, and I don't really trust her anyway, so I asked the guys and nobody said there was nothing wrong with it, so I tole her she could come along.

She thinks we're fishing the whole time every year, but I guess this year she'd find out differnt. I hope she likes Jim Beam.

I tried to tell her, "Honey, we ain't necessarily going fishin' up there every minute, you know. Me and Teddy and Fishface do a little drankin' too up at that cabin."

"Oh," she said. "Well, I guess I figgered that, probbly. Y'all don't bring no whores up there or nothin', do ya?"

"Huh? Oh no, nothin' like that. We don't do nothin' but sit around and git drunk and sometimes fish. It's kinda fun but it ain't like that. You can come if you think you want to."

"Okay, good," she said. "Well shit then, I better figure out what t'brang. And we're gonna need sumpnta eat, do you boys think of that?"

I scratched my head. "Sure, there's a Whataburger about a mile down the road. We stop in there a couple times a day and we're okay."

I could see she was a-thanking. "Is there a kitchen at the cabin?" she asks me.

"Yeah sorta," I said. "They's a sink and a stove. I don't know if they work."

"Well maybe we can git some groceries on the way up there," she said.

Over the next few days Missy seemed pretty busy. I don't know how much stuff she thought she needed, you know, but she had a little suitcase and she was throwing shit into it, then she'd throw it back in her dresser and throw some differnt shit in there. It was kind of nice to see some spark in the old gal, acturly,

Finally Sattiday come and the two of us loaded up the truck. I had a wad a cash in my pocket for the liquor store and she had her suitcase. And a funny thing, before we left I noticed she put on some lipstick and stuff on her eyes. Didn't look half bad, I wondered why she never does that at home, just when we're going someplace. She even had a bra on, which I basically don't like as much cuz I cain't see them titties swangin', but they did look a little better up where they used to be. She had a dress on, stead of her usual whatever-that-is. I felt okay about brangin' my wife drankin' I mean fishin' with me. She knows the guys and everybody jokes around okay, I figured it'd be fine.

It was about two hours driving up there. It was funny when we get to the liquor store they's plumb outta Jim Beam. Old boy was laughing, "Was those yer buddies come through here? Hahaha they bought me out. Ain't nothin' left." He seemed pretty happy about it all. Also, I noticed he was eyeballin' Missy, which seemed a little strange to me but whatever. Gits lonesome up there, I reckon.

The guys was already about half drunk when we got there. They said hi to me and Missy and I paid 'em my share a the booze and had a couple of swigs while we brought our shit in. The cabin is just one room with three steel frame beds in it, 'n a table an a few chairs. They's a shower and all tell you bout that in a minute here. At least they ain't bedbugs er nothin', least they never was before. Looked like me and Missy was gonna share a bed, well we do at home, anyway, no big deal, she's got her side and I got mine.

They'd already picked up dinner, too, the Whataburger bags was on the table. We weren't quite hungry yet, so I had a couple of shots and poked around a little. Funny thang, Missy wanted a shot, too. She don't usuerly drank. But she knocked one down and then a nother and then anotherun. She give me one dumb smile, like I guess she figgered she was one a the guys now.

We went outside and I showed her around. They's an outhouse for shittin' in, otherwise we just piss on the bushes. And puke. "Where'm I supposed to go?" Missy asked, lookin' a little uncomfterble. "I hate to pee in that smelly old shitter."

"I guess behind a bush," I said.

"Well I cain't wait," she said, and she headed toward a little old weed over the other side of Fishface's Pontiac. "Oh my," she was saying, and she started trotting and then she stopped and looked at me. "Shit," she said. "Well let me finish up." And she pulled her underwear off in the middle of the lot and held them in her hand while she squatted down and peed in the dirt. She held it by the edge because them drawers was soaked with pee. She stood up and wiped her crotch with her skirt. "I best be faster next time," she said. "Where can I throw these?" We tossed them into the back a the truck where they'll dry up fore we leave.

"You got some clean ones to change into?" I asked her.

"Are you kidding me?" she said. "We're just gonna be here a few days. I ain't got room in that little suitcase for that."

I shrugged. "Yeah, makes sense," I said.

We went back into the cabin. The guys was sitting around. "Y'all won't believe this," I said, "But Missy don't got no underwear on."

"Huh, really?" Teddy says. "What, no drawers?" He's looking at Missy, like tryin to see through her dress like he got x-ray specs er something on.

"Yeah," she said. "Doc you shouldn't a said nothin'. That's embarrassing." She turned to the guys. "Yeah, I done peed myself after that long drive."

"Sure," Teddy said. "I done that before, too. But you got a bra on, don't you?"

"What's that have to do with it?" Missy asked, reaching for the Jim Beam. She took a hefty swaller.

"Oh nothin'," Teddy said. "I was just thankin', you done said you didn't have no underwear on, but you sorta do, really."

"I didn't say it," Missy says, pointing her thumb over at me. "He's the one that done said it."

I didn't have any defense. Of course I shouldn'a shot my fool mouth off. We talked about stuff fer a while and put our shit away in the cabin. Missy asked about a shower and I showed her where it was. This is pretty cool, the shower's outside but it has a door so you can get into it from inside the cabin. It's an old storage container or sumpn on its end that you can stand in, with a pipe runnin' through the roof into kind a coffee can with holes punched in it that makes the shower sprinkle instead a just dumpin' water on ya.

We were just talking and Teddy takes a big shot of Jim Beam and lookin at Missy he says. "Well, I probably shouldn't say nothin', but my wife cut me off about ten years ago, and I ain't actually seen a pussy since then."

Missy looked at him and looked at me, and back to him. "So whaddya want me to do, show it to you?"

Teddy looked a little embarrassed. "Oh no, Missy, nothin' like that. I understand, you being modest and all."

We were picking up the bottle just about as quick as the last person set it down on that table. I grabbed it and took a gulp, looking over at Missy, with her lips all red and everything.

Fishface had been settin' in a chair watching all this. "I ain't seen a pussy in five years," he said. Fishface was younger than us, and also had been in jail during a lot of that time.

"I get it," Missy said. "You boys want me to show you my hootchy cootchy, don't you."

The room was silent.

She looked at all our faces, and said, "I sure don't hear nobody sayin' no to that." She looked at me. "Doc, what do you want me to do? You're my husband, you git the say here."

My buddies were watching me. I said, "Sure, go ahead and show it to 'em."

She hadn't had a chance to move when Fishface said, "What about her titties?"

"Well now," I said.

But Missy interrupted me. "You guys wanna see these titties too? Lord knows Doc don't look at 'em any more, somebody might as well." She give me a look.

"Missy, tell ya what," I said. "Why don't you show these boys what you got under that dress. We don't normally have women up here fishin' ya know, I hadn't thought about it bein' enny differnt, but I didn't thank it all the way through, I guess."

Missy was guzzling the Jim Beam from the bottle. "I didn't mean to cause no problems," she said. "But these fellas seem a little lonesome, and actually I been a little lonesome too lately. I don't mind if they get a look at me. If it's okay with you."

She said this in a soft way, and I felt kind of sorry for her. It wasn't fair really to invite her up here with a bunch of guys, the only woman. There warnt nobody for her to talk with or anything.

"Go ahead," I said. "Take off that dress and whatever else you got on, if you're hankerin' to. It looks like it's just going to be a little diffunt with a woman up here."

"I hope so," Fishface said.

Missy pulled her dress up over her head. Everybody stared at her while she couldn't see us. She threw the dress on our bed and then reached back and unhooked that bra and it fell off her and she tossed it on the bed, too. "Tell ya the truth," she said, "That feels a lot better. These titties ain't used to being confined, you know what I mean. I just done that to be civilized around you gentlemen."

The guys laughed. Fishface said, "We ain't typically very civilized. Mostly up here we just drank."

Missy looked at us all and smiled. "Well that sounds good to me."

I was kinda serprized to see her nekkid. I guess I ain't seen her actual body since the kids was in school, she always wears one a them moo-moo things to bed. She weren't as fat as I remembered her, in fact she wasn't hardly fat at all compared to most of us. And them titties, well I remembered em hanging down over her belly but they didn't hang that far, they was just big ol thangs. And they swang back and forth like them watches those hypnotists uses in the movies. I mean, they didn't zackly stand up like when she was a teenager, but when I seen her I kinda wished I'd a-been fuckin' her all this time.

We ate our Whataburgers after a while. It was kind of odd having a naked woman sitting at the table, them big titties wavin' back and forth. She seemed to be having a good time though. At one point they started playing a game where Fishface put one of them titties in his mouth and Teddy put the other one in his mouth and they sucked on 'em. Missy give me a funny look, like, what ya gonna do? But I think actually that she kind of liked the attention.

After we finished the hamburgers Fishface was trying to get his hand on Missy's pussy but she kept pushing it away. "That ain't yours," she said. "That's mine but it belongs to Doc."

"I just wanted to touch it," Fishface said.

Missy looked at me but I didn't say anything. I knew it wasn't right, but I couldn't think of any reason Missy couldn't have a good time up here, while the rest of us did.

She looked at them and said, "You know, you guys ain't seen a pussy in a long time. Well I seen Doc's dick when he gits ready for bed, but I ain't seen a stiff one since the kids was little. It's been a long time since he give me any lovin'."

"Now Missy," I spoke up. "That ain't none of their business. Guys, we been married a long time, you know how it is."

Missy looked at them again. "Either of you guys still able to git it up?"

"Yeah," they both said.

"Well then. let's see 'em," Missy said.

I could see it had not been a good idea to bring her along. The way things was going she was gonna probably end up fuckin' one a them boys, I betcha, if not both. But then, I was trying to figure out what was wrong with that. If we was up here with no women and the guys was jacking off in their beds like usual, that wouldn't be a problem, would it? So what's the big difference?

The bottle went around again and the guys pulled off their boots and jeans and underwear. Missy sat there naked at the table watching with a funny smile on her face. "Come on, boys, all of it," she said, and they took their shirts off, so the only one with clothes on was me.

She looked at the two of them, up and down. "Well that is not impressive," she said. "I thought you fellas said you could git it up. Them look like a couple a wet noodles to me."

"Yeah, well." Teddy said. "Uh, they ain't nothing goin' on, you know what I mean? We're just standin' here, you're just sittin' there."

"I see, and so your dick's about an inch long and totally limp. Both of you," she said. "What do we gotta do here, huh?" It seemed to me like she was teasing them boys.

Fishface said, "Well it might helped if you played with them a little bit or something."

"Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?" she said.

"Yeah," they both answered at the same time. One thing, I got me some honest friends.

Missy looked at me. "Doc, this here was all your idea. I hope yer enjoying all this." Back to Teddy and Fishface. "Tell you what, what about if I play with my hootchy cootchy and let you boys watch."

They shrugged. Missy reached her hand between her legs and started in a-shakin' it. Fishface says, "Missy, we cain't see nothin' when yer sittin' like that there."

She stopped and looked at them. "Yeah, good point, I reckon," she says. She put her feet up on the seat of the chair so her pussy was showing. "Is that better?"

"Yuh," Teddy said. "Leastwise we can see it." I noticed that Teddy's dick was starting to git a little stiffer. But not Fishface's, yet. And this was weird, I could feel my own weenie starting to react a little. I mean, it weren't like when I was, you know, younger, but I ain't felt that fer a long time. I was surprised to find that Missy could still do that to me.

Teddy drained the last of the bottle and went to the cubberd and come back with a brand new one.

Missy was playing with herself, stickin' her finger inside her hole and stuff, and Fishface's dick started to get hard too, jes like Teddy's. Missy seemed to be having a good ol time, her pussy was getting wet and I could hear it sloshin' over there. Teddy started playing with his dick, and that give Fishface the idea and he started playin' with his, too.

Missy was watching them. Finally she says, "Brang them thangs over here, it don't seem right to have you doing that yourselfs."

So the guys stepped over to her and she started jerkin' 'em off. After a minute she says, "There's one problem here. There's three of us and I only got two hands."

I had the new bottle in my hands and Missy asked for it and took her a swig, then them other boys had a sip. Fishface said, "Well Missy, not to be disrespectful or nothin', but it would make some kinda sense if one of us was fuckin' you right now, stead of jerkin' off like this."

Missy looked over at me and took another draw off that bottle. "Well I don't know," she said. "Doc might not lack that too much."

They was all lookin' over at me. I shrugged and said, "Look, we're up here to have a good time, don't make me be the one that sperls the party. You all just carry on and do what you want. But one thang, all this is done when we leave this place, y'hear? You ain't foolin' around with Missy when we go back."

Everybody agreed to that, well they was so horny they woulda agreed to anything to git some a that pussy. They talked and figgered Fishface would be the one that fucks her. Missy stood up and said, "Well if I'm a-gonna be fucking Fishface then I probbly oughta get into his bed, don't ya figure?"

Nobody argued with that so she went over and lay on top of his covers. Even though Fishface was gonna be fucking her, Teddy went over too and stood there while Fishface laid down next to her. Teddy was swaying back and forth, I remember that, and he reached out to hold hisself up by the wall. I was standing on the other side of the room, and I'd have to take a step sometimes so's I didn't fall down. Everybuddy was having theyselves a good ol time.

Missy looks over at Fishface and she smiled at him, and she spread her legs real wide. We could all see her whole pussy, I mean she was ready, man. Fishface said, "I ain't done this in a long time," and Missy says "That's okay, Fishface, I ain't neither. Let's give it a try."

So I'm standing there watching and Fishface is poking around and finely Missy grabs his dick and points it at her hole, and he sorta fell a little on top of her and it went in.

"Woo!" Missy said. "Man. I guess I was about ready for that." Teddy was standing there next to 'em, half jerkin' off watching, and I couldn't believe it, my own dick was pretty hard in my pants. I felt like pullin' it out but that seemed rude somehow, so I just stood there and watched. I noticed the room was starting to go around, you know how it gets after a few snoots. Ol' Fishface said he ain't been laid in years but it seemed like it come right back to him. He was slammin' that thang into her like a Johnny Popper piston, and I have to say, she was givin' it right back at him. I started to stumble a little, and I'm not sure what happened after that...

... I woke up in my own bed, at least. Still had my shoes on, and everthang. My mouth was dry but otherwise that Jim Beam ain't done me too bad. I looked around, old Fishface was snoring like a baby. Missy was sleepin' in Teddy's bed with her mouth open, like usual, her arm hangin' over him while he was sorta snoring too.

In a minute I become aware of a disgusting smell, and when I got up I found that somebody had puked in the sink. I don't know, it coulda been me, or any of 'em. I stopped breathing for a minute while I ran the water and rinsed the chunks down the drain, but it was still bad in there, so I opened the windows and the door.

It was a nice smell came in, pine trees and stuff. After a little while the others started to groan and move around. Missy sat up, her big boobs rocking back and forth, and said, "How did I get here?"

"I don't know," I said.

She looked around and then went, "Oh yeah, I remember." The others had their eyes open by now. Missy says, "Woo, that was a good party, wunnit?"

"You was the life of the party, Missy," Fishface said.

"Well that's only day one," Missy said. "And guess what, I brung fixin's for breakfast, bacon and eggs."

So she gets up, naked a course, and goes to the stove. There's some kind of apron hanging up there which I never noticed before, it says, "The South is gonna rise again," with a cartoon guy lookin' down into his pants with question marks all around him, pretty funny. She puts that on, so her tits are still showing out the sides, and of course her ass is hanging out, but at least the bacon ain't gonna burn her when it pops. Lookin' at her I was thinking maybe I'd like to fuck her myself one a these times.

The other fellers got up, everybody nekkid. Teddy went out to pee and Fishface stood behind Missy and watched what she was doing. He also started playing with her titties under that apron. She says, "Fishface, brang me that Jim Beam over yonder, will ya?" So the two a them started getting into it, and I couldn't see no reason not to, so I had a good shot, too. Teddy come back and had a swaller, and Fishface went out to pee. And while he's out, Teddy says, "Shit, Missy, you got a fine ass on you, you know that?" And he's running his hand over it. Fishface comes back, plops down at the table.

Missy says, "Why thank you Teddy. You know what, when I was a girl, before I knew Doc, I made all my boyfriends fuck me in the butt. Ya can't get pregnant that way, you know, and actually after a while it got to where I like it better."

"My old lady says it hurts when I do that," Teddy said.

"Not once you get used to it," Missy said.

"How about a real big one?" Teddy asked. "Don't them hurt?"

Missy stopped stirring for a minute. "I'd rather have a real big one in my asshole than in my pussy," she said. "Some a them can really hurt in your pussy, but in the butt it's only a little hard at first, gettin' it in." She laughed at Teddy. "Anyway, why you worryin' about that?"

"Oh I's just curious," Teddy said. "It just seemed like it'd hurt."

"Well you ain't gonna hurt nobody with that cute lil thing," she said.

"I like fuckin' 'em in the ass," Fishface said.

"Well Doc thinks it's dirty or something, he won't fuck me in the other hole."

"Maybe we can take care a that today," Fishface said.

"We got a long day ahead of us," Missy says.

"I'd be happy to fuck your ass," Teddy said.

"Well one at a time, fellers," Missy said, stirring the bacon. "I ain't got but one butthole."

There was some discussion about getting dressed, but nobody saw any good reason for it. Nobody was going to come out this shitty little dirt road and see us. Also nobody seemed to mind that I still had my clothes on. Missy said, "You fuckers didn't even bring a fishin' pole, did you?" We hadn't actually realized that, but we laughed and shrugged. Clearly we wasn't gonna do no fishin' on this trip.

Breakfast was great. Missy didn't like it that there was no hot water. "What about that shower?" she asked us while we were eating. "It don't got no warm water neither, I guess?"

We looked at each other. "I don't know," I said. "I guess we never used it." But I was woulda guessed it was cold, clear mountain water, like the rest of it.

We had the Jim Beam on the table, and everybody took a sip with just about every bite of bacon and eggs, and I'll tell ya, that's the way to do it, man. We threw the plates in the sink, figured she'd wash 'em later.

After breakfast, Missy stood up and said, "Talkin' about fuckin' me in the ass has kinda got me in the mood. Teddy? Fishface? Who wants to break my long dry spell? It's been, a lotta years, since before I knowed Doc here."

Both guys volunteered, but Fishface jumped up fastest. "How do you want to do it?" he asked her.

"Well shit," she said, "I guess I can just lean over this here table. But we need to get some lotion or something." She had some suntan lotion in a bag and pulled it out and laughed. "I thought maybe we was gonna be fishin' in the sun," she said. Everybody laughed. "I hadn't brung it fer butt-fuckin' but see, ya never know." She sets the tube on the table.

"Okay, Fishface," she says. "You gotta warm me up first. Why don't you suck on my titties for a while, maybe you can play with my pussy, you know, to get me in the mood."

She stands nexta the table. She was still wearing that apron, but Fishface just pushed it out of the way and started sucking on her nipples. Ol' Missy starts moaning something fierce, smiling. She says, "That's more like it. Play with my pussy, too, don't ferget." And Fishface reaches down and starts running his finger up and down her pussy, fucking her with it and stuff.

"Okay," Missy says, and she leans over the table. "Now put some a that there lotion on yer dick and some on my asshole. You can use a lot, it's cheap."

Fishface started pretty much jacking off with the stuff and we all laughed at him. He made a face and said, "Hey that feels purty fuckin' good," clownin' for us. He put some on her butt and she leaned onto that table and sticks her bottom up and says, "Okay, let's go."

Teddy and I was sitting at the table on either side a them. Fishface had a good hard-on going there, all soppy with lotion, and he points it at her asshole. Lines it up, leans into it a little. "Woah," Missy said. "That's been a long time. Pass me that bottle there." She takes a big double-swig and says. "Okay Fishface, show me what you got." Fishface lines it up, leans on it, and goddamn if his pecker didn't slide right into her asshole.

"Woo!" Missy said. "Go slow fer a minute." Fishface is concentrating, holding onto her waist, standing behind her. Teddy and I are sitting there watching everything. Fishface pushes his dick into her and then when she relaxed a little he pulled it back and then pushed it in again.

"Wow," Missy said. "That feels real good, Fishface." I didn't really like the way she said it, cuz it sounded like she was startin' to like him a little bit, you know what I mean? "Okay, come on, give it to me."

So Fishface starts fucking her. He's pulling it back until you can just see the ring around the head of his dick, then he rams it into her all the way, and I mean all the way, till his belly is right up against her asshole. He leaned over her a little bit for a better angle and started going faster. Still deep. And she is grabbing the table, making little squealy sounds when he hits bottom. "Oh my god, Fishface," she said. "Damn. Don't stop."

Well you know how that is. She's starting to get excited and Fishface starts getting excited. He looks over at us, like, oh shit man, I'm gonna blow, but Missy don't know, she's gettin' into it, and then he goes faster and harder and he says, "I'm sorry Missy but I'm gonna shoot my load here."

"That's fine, Fishface," she says, "Fill me up with that shit." And she starts flexing her hips, taking more of him, fucking him right back, and he's sorta howling and shit, and then he just stops.

"Is that it?" Missy says.

"Yeah," Fishface said back to her. "That's it for me."

"Well that was sweet," Missy said, looking over her shoulder at him. She was being polite, we all knew that. But I did think she was feeling sweet toward him.

Fishface stepped back and his dick flopped out of her. It was already about half limp, and a bunch of cum came dripping out of her asshole when he pulled out.

Missy says, "Teddy, Fishface got me all hot and bothered, how about you come over here and finish off the job? Oh and Fishface, we're all gonna need a shower after this, why don't you go clean up and Teddy can come shower after you." Fishface sorta slunk off to the shower, like he was glad to be able to disappear for a while. You know how ya feel after you cum, especially when you shouldn'ta.

"Okay, Teddy, your turn," Missy said. "First, let's have a little drinky, shall we?" And the three of us passed the bottle around. "Okay, put some a that lotion on your dick and also get my asshole again, case it needs it."

Teddy slobbered the stuff on his hard-on and used a finger to wipe some up and down the crack of her ass.

"Okay," she says, "Finish the job here, Teddy, I'm countin' on ya."

Teddy steps up behind her. Her asshole is sorta gaping open, he has no trouble figuring out where to put his pecker, and it slips rat into her. "Oh my," Missy says. "That's good. Now take yer time, you don't have to be in no hurry, let's make this last a minnit."

So Teddy starts sawin' into her butthole, in and out. Kinda like Fishface, he was taking long strokes, but you could see he was tryna go easier, so's he could last longer. Well pretty soon Missy starts moving her ass back at him, fucking him like she's hungry for it, you know. Teddy looks over at me like, oh-oh, I don't know if I can do this, but he keeps going. He's squinting his eyes, concentrating, fucking her ass like a clock tickin' in and out of her. She's ramming her butt back at him so he's goin' deep, and she starts going faster and faster, and Teddy decided to keep up with her and then after a few minutes he says, "Oh-oh, Missy, I'm about to blow my load."

"Can you go one more minute?" she asks him, like, begging.

"I'll try," he said, and then about five seconds later he says, "Okay, well, here I come." Then he's folded over, ramming his dick into her asshole, grunting, and she's fuckin' him back, and then he sort fell on top of her back.

"That was sweet," she said. I'm thinking, what's going on here, she ain't fallin' for these no-good fuckers, is she?

After a minute Teddy stepped back and his dick come outta her. He had a chunk of shit on the head of it. "Oops," he said, looking at it.

Missy turned her head and looked back. "Oh that ain't nuthin, that just happens sometime. There is a reason they call it a poop chute, you know." Right then Fishface come outta the bathroom and Missy said, "Teddy, get your ass into that shower and clean up real good. You use soap, you hear?" And Teddy went scampering off to the shower. Fishface came over to get a drink and looked at Missy. There was big gobs of cum pouring out of her asshole, which by this point was like a big tunnel into her body, a big open hole. Tell ya the truth it made me feel a little sick to look at it.

"Looks like Teddy got ya pretty good," Fishface said.

"Yeah," she said. "Tween the two a y'all that was a pretty good butt-fuckin'."

After a while Teddy came back from the shower. "Shit, that's cold," he said.

"Well it's my turn," Missy said, and she went off to the shower. Us guys set at the kitchen table drankin'.

Missy come back all clean-looking, even her hair. "You were right, Teddy, that is some fuckin' cold water," she said. "Well at least it works."

She sat down and caught up with us in a few minutes, takin' sevral good shots. We started talking about lunch. Missy said, "I don't see how you guys eat Whataburger day and night. Don't you want something differnt sometimes?"

Nobody seemed to really mind. After a while Fishface got up and went outside. I figgered he was going to take a shit but he was gone a little while, and then we heard a gunshot. Nobody thought anything of it. We had gone through nearly half that bottle already and it was probably just getting close to noon.

Fishface come back to the door and we hear him bangin' around out there. It opens and he's holding this big dead bloody groundhog. "Got us some dinner, Missy," he says.

"Don't brang that thing in this house," she said, "I mean cabin. Take 'im out past the cars and butcher him out there. I don't want that mess in here. And don't want no bears neither. We'll cook 'im fer dinner."

Well short and long of it, they sent me up to Whataburger fer lunch, on account a I had clothes on. But while I was gone, Missy found a big ol' frying pan and started some rice and beans and shit and pretty soon that cabin smelled like good groundhog stew. We was hongry. "Nah, that's for dinner," she said, "Don't git ahead of yaselves. Let 'im simmer. Now let's see what Doc got us at Whataburger." Turned out she didn't mind that stuff much after all.

In the meantime everybody made their trip to the outhouse. I'll tell you, man, it was bad. But you gotta shit someplace, you know? Ya jest didn't breathe fer a couple a minutes is all. Then we was sittin' around the cabin bullshittin'. Missy seemed to be in a good mood. Well she was sitting closest to the bottle, fer one thang.

She says, "You know something I haven't had in a long time?" She looked around at us, then answered her own question. "A orgasm. I ain't had a fuckin' orgasm in a million years."

"We could fuck you again," Fishface said.

Missy waved him away. "Naw that don't do it. The only think that ever got me off, tell the truth, was somebody eatin' my pussy. Fuckin' don't do it."

All the guys sorta looked away from her. She was kinda laughing. "No volunteers, huh?" Silence. "Tell you what," and she turned toward me, "Doc, you ain't been part of the festivities yet, have you. How'd you like to get your face down here and make mama smile."

"Shit Missy, you know I don't eat no pussy."

She rolled her eyes and gave them other boys a look. "Oh yeah, no kiddin' I know. Oh well I guess I entertain your friends here in this cabin and you can't do nothin' for your own old lady. That's fine."

Teddy and Fishface was lookin' at me. They were still naked, their dicks mostly shriveled up after all that butt-fuckin', and I kinda felt like they were sorter judging me for not going down on my wife now and then.

I took a big ol' swaller and said, "Okay, honey, I'll do it." Missy gimme a very nice appreciative look. I said, "How do you want to do it?"

"Well we could do it in the bed," she says. I was picturing laying between her legs, my neck gettin' sore, but if that's what you gotta do, I'd do it. Then she said, "Or I could just get on the table. You could set rat there in your chair."

"That sounds pretty smart," Fishface says. And really, it made some sense. I could jest sit there and eat her pussy till she had her whatever-it-is. I figured she'd tell me if that happened.

"Okay, sweetie," I says. "Come on over here." She got up and set on the table and picked up that bottle and took a healthy gulp or two or three.

"That shit's pretty good," she said.

We had to clear some stuff off the table but she wanted to keep the Jim Beam where she could reach it. Teddy and Fishface were sitting on either side of me, watching this lack it was real interesting to them. Missy put her feet up on the back a my chair, with her pussy right at the edge of the kitchen table. So what could I do?

Now, look, I don't know nothin' bout eatin' no pussy. I mean, the thing looks like a fuckin' oyster er something, and it don't smell too great neither. But I'm married to her, you know, and so I set about to do my duty.

"What do you want me to do?" I asked her.

"Just lick it," she said.

So I leaned my head forward and stuck my tongue out and started licking her pussy. There's kinda a lot of stuff there and I didn't know what she'd like. But she was moaning and making happy sounds for a few minutes, then she said, "You really don't know what the fuck you're doing down there, do you."

"I reckon not," I said. "But I'm trying."

"Yes you are honey," she says. "So let's do this. Put your face in there, stick out your tongue and leave it sticking out. Flick it, too, just keep it licking, and I'll move so that you're doing something that feels good to me. Get it?"

"Sure," I said. I mean, my buddies are sittin' right there, I don't want them to think I don't know what I'm going, you know?

So I lean my head forward. I sticks out my tongue. I starts waving it in the air like some kind of electric tool or something, and pretty soon she scoots up to me and puts her pussy up against my tongue. "Keep lickin'" she says. "Just waggle your tongue up and down, yeah, that's right. Keep doing that."

Well this turned out to be easier than I'da figgered. I waggled my tongue, sitting at the table, and she moved her ass so she pushed different parts of her cootchy up against my tongue. Now and then she'd reach over and take a swig offa that bottle, and my buddies were hovering right over both my shoulders, supervising, it seemed like, seein' how I done it.

Missy reached down and grabbed the back of my head, and dang near busted my nose yanking me into her. But I just kept that tongue a-wagglin', and she kept humping on my face. She started making some mighty excited-sounding sounds. She grabbed me with both hands and yelled "Lick harder! Harder!" And so I done that, and man oh man, she plain went crazy there on that kitchen table. I ain't never seed nothing like it. She was yellin' and shakin' and moanin'. Then she settled down a little bit and reached over and took another swaller and then grabbed my head again and said, "Lick me harder. Use that tongue!" Both hands again, like before, and then she done gone crazy again like that first time. I hung in there, lickin' as hard as I could while she yanked my head around to diffunt parts a herself, and then like before she settled down.

This time her head fell back on the table and she didn't move. I looked up at her face and her eyes was closed. Then slowly her hand left the back a my head and moved across the table until she felt that Jim Beam bottle, and she poured a big shot of it into her mouth and swallowed it down.

After a minute she pushed herself up on her elbows. "See, Doc?" she said. "You can do that. That was good. That was an orgasm. Well, two of 'em." I noticed that my weiner was a little stiff but it didn't mean nothin'.

I looked at the guys. Teddy said, "That was very interesting to watch." Fishface says, "You really had her going there, man."

Missy swung her legs off the table and said, "Let's see how this-here groundhog is looking." Us guys set at the table like we'd done been hit wid a stun-gun or something while she cheerfully stirred the stew and took a taste. She was in a real good mood.

"That's some mighty good meat you got there," she said to Fishface. "No pun intended." Fishface looked at us, wondering what that meant. "This gone be some top-quality stew rightchere," she said.

Turned out she was right. That groundhog was nice and tender, and that stew was a hunnert tams bettern Whataburger, which don't git me wrong, ain't all that bad. And I'll be goddamn, after dinner we was sittin' around the table and we had to bust out a whole nuther new bottle a Jim Beam. I's definitely feeling it but we was sittin' down so the whirlies don't make ya fall down or nothin', y'know? I could tell nobody was talkin' quite like normal. Them guys was still nekkid, and not me, which seemed weird but it didn't, do you understand? It's like, it was my ol' lady there but I was like the host er something. I sleep with her ever night at home and I don't fuck her then, why would I want to just because we're in some cabin somewhere? And that don't mean she can't have her fun, or them other guys. Nobody was complaining. Like I say, it was weird but it made sense some kinda way.

A course the guys are sitting there watching Missy's titties' bobbing, her sitting there bare-ass naked, and you could tell they was all getting horny again.

So we were talking about the cabin and how nice it was, and alva sudden Teddy says, "Missy, do you ever suck a dick?"

Missy laughed. "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you."

"Yes," they both said at the same time.

"Well, tell the truth," she said, "I was known as the best cocksucker at Robert E. Lee Middle School back in the day. Some a the boys even give me a blue ribbon for it once, at lunch. Little thang they made theyself. It was cute. I still have it somewhere, I bet."

I could see the boys was gittin' they hopes up. Then she said, "But I ain't sucked a dick in years." She pointed a thumb over at me. "This guy don't really appreciate it, never did really."

"I'm a fuck man," I said. "That's what I like, fuckin'."

"Yeah, used to," Missy said. "Bout wore my poor pussy out when we first was married. I woulda been glad to suck me some dick, just to give it a rest," she laughed.

I saw that Fishface was starting to get a hard-on over there. I'm sure Missy saw it, too, but she don't say nothin'. Him and Teddy was thinking, you could tell.

"Well what about now?" Fishface asked.

"What do you mean, now? Now I don't suck no dick, ain't had one in my mouth for a hunnert years."

"Do you miss it?" Teddy asked.

Missy looked off into space for a second. "I reckon I do," she said. "Course those young boys, they was easy. Nothin' to it."

"Well?" Fishface said.

"You want me to suck your dick?" she asked. She seemed sorter surprised, like she thought maybe guys only want young girls to suck they dick. And, I mean, a young girl might be better, but I woulda betcha that as far as cocksucking goes Missy could give 'em a run for they money.

"Yes," Fishface said. "I think that would be really nice."

"Well I'm outta practice," Missy said, but we could tell she was gonna do it. "Nowadays, I seen on the porn an stuff that the guys like to cum on a girl's face. Back in the day we didn't do none a that. We just swallered it."

"That would be okay," Fishface said.

Missy was sitting across from him at the table. She tipped up that bottle for a nice sip and Fishface came over to her side and she handed it to him. "That's smooth," he said.

"Yeah it is," Missy said. "You boys got a good thing going up here in the woods all alone like this. Okay, let me see that thing."

I was sitting next to her and Teddy was standing on the other side, wobbling a little, as Fishface moved to stand where she could reach his pecker. It was mostly stiff already, and she sat there looking at it for a while.

"Whatcha thinkin', Missy?" Fishface said.

"I don't know," she said. "Just thinkin' about dicks I guess. They're all different and they're so dang much fun." She looked at it a little more. "I'm real glad you fellers let me come to the cabin with y'all." She reached out her hand and gave it a tug. "I'm gittin' more dick this weekend than I've had in the last ten years. Twenty years maybe."

"You having fun?" Fishface asked.

"Are you kiddin' me?" Missy said. "All this attention? These handsome men all to myself? Shit yeah I'm having fun." She pumped it a little harder. "Let's git to work here, shall we?"

She put her mouth over the head of his dick and then it just kep moving down on him, further and further. She jest about swallered the whole thing on that first suck, an then she put 'er into reverse and brought her face back up again. She looked up at Fishface with a big mess of, uh, dick-juice and drool hanging from her chin.

"Man, that is nice," she said. Then she put her face back down on him and began going back and forth on that thing, sucking him bout halfway, back and down again. She brought up her hand and was jacking him off at the same time.

Ol' Fishface's eyes were squinted, I seen him glance at me and at Teddy, like, can you guys believe this here? And I mean, she was giving him a bigtime blowjob. The funny thing was, since he'd shot his load a couple hours before, he weren't no trigger-happy er nuthin. It was like he'd be happy to let her suck on that thing all night.

After fifteen or twenty minutes I think that fact donned on her, too. She stopped suckin' but kep jackin' him off with her hand.

Then, and I didn't see this coming, she says to Fishface, "Maybe we oughta let Teddy git a little bit a this."

"Right now?" Fishface says.

"Yeah, don't worry, I'll finish you off in a bit. Teddy, come here."

Well Teddy didn't need a engraved invertation. Fishface steps back and Teddy stood up and started stroking his weenie, gettin' it ready. "Let's see that thing," Missy says.

So then it starts all over again, she's sucking Teddy's dick, I mean goin' to fuckin' town on it. And kinda the same thing, Teddy was lovin' it but he warnt in no hurry to shoot his load.

So after another fifteen or twenty minutes Missy says, "What am I going to do with you boys?" Teddy sits down on at the table, everybody passes the Jim Beam around, I noticed this bottle gettin' a little low, too.

"Maybe I just don't got it any more," Missy said. "I ain't a young girl lack I yewster be."

"No it ain't that," Fishface said. "That was the best blow job I ever had in muh dern life. But remember, us guys just blew our wad a couple hours ago. I bet if you was doing that first thing in the morning we'd come down yer throat in a couple minutes."

That seemed to make her feel better. "Well," she says. "Would you fellas rather fuck me?"

"Yeah," they both said. "That sounds great," Teddy says.

"Okay," she tells 'em. "Teddy, you first this time. Let's go git in your bed for this. Grab that there bottle."

Since they set the bottle over beside the bed, Fishface and me went over there, too. Missy took a slug and laid on her back on the bed with her legs open and Teddy took a slug and clumb on top a her, and me and Fishface took a slug and stood there watchin 'em.

I thought Teddy was doing a good job fucking her. He had a lot of energy and he was pounding it pretty deep into her, and she was making all kinds of sounds and fuckin' him like a wild woman.

After five or ten minutes a that they stopped to catch their breath. And Fishface says, "I got an idea. How about I fuck you in the ass while he's doing that?"

Missy's eyes were not really focusing real good, but she smiled. "Oh mah," she said. "That sounds like a little much, don't you think? Two of you at once, you mean?"

"Well it's up to you," Fishface said. I'm sure Missy noticed his pecker was standing out straight in front of him, like he was likin' this here idea.

"How we gonna do it?" she said.

Fishface looked at them. "Well, if you-all roll over so Teddy's underneath you, I reckon I could come up behind you."

"Let's see," Missy says. So Teddy gits up offa her and he lays on his back and Missy gits on top and she reaches down and puts him in agin and they start fuckin'. She laughed a little. "Well, that ain't bad at all. Teddy, we shoulda done this in the first place." She was goin' pretty good on him.

"Now I'll git behind you," Fishface says. So he picks up the bottle and takes a good pull and hands it up to me and he gets down and lays on Missy's back.

It's a little awkward at first, they's shifting around, trynta figger out where thur legs'd go 'n' stuff. And Fishface reaches down with both hands and pulls Missy's butt-cheeks apart, and we can see Teddy's dick workin' away on her pussy, and also her asshole rat there, big as day. Fishface remembered and had me brang him the suntan shit and he smeared it on his dick and put some on her butthole and said, "Okay, Missy, here I come."

Ol' Missy had a kinder worried look but she was a good ol' gal and she stuck her butt up there for him to git at easier, and I watched him put his dick up against her asshole and push it in.

"Oh mah," Missy says, "You boys hold on a minute here, let me kitch muh breath." So they stopped moving fer about a minute, and then she started. She moved her ass up to git more of Fishface behind her, until he was all the way in. Then she pushed her hips down onto Teddy, and Fishface sorta followed her, keepin' his pecker in her butthole while she done gone down fuckin' Teddy. Then she come back up onto Fishface and Teddy give a shove to stay in her pussy, and then pretty soon the three of 'em was moving like a big ol' motor er sumpn.

I's standing there with the Jim Beam in my hand, watching this. Missy was like a girl again, fuckin' them two ol' boys like she was workin' the county fair or something. I'd say for about five minutes or so they was still figgerin' out how to do it, so's they don't git going the wrong way, you know. And then I hear Missy moanin' in there. Man that was a sweet sound, it remind me a when we was first married, or even before that. I was glad to see her having a good time with muh buddies. She was humpin' her hips up and down, givin' both them boys what it's worth, and pretty soon old Teddy, underneath, starts groanin' and whinin' like he's cryin' er something.

Next thang you know, Fishface is panting and kinda squealing while he's fuckin' her ass. They's all going faster and faster and tell ya the truth my own pecker was gitting a little stiff watchin' 'em. I seen this on porn before but I never seen it up close, you know? They's going faster and faster and then holy shit, Missy come unglued. I don't know what the fuck that was, but she was squirmin' n yellin' and fuckin' the shit out a them fellers, boom up, boom down, in the pussy, in the ass, takin' 'em both deep, one after the other, and then they started yellin', both of 'em, an Teddy says "Missy I'm gonna shoot my load," and Fishface yells, "Holy motherfuck, me too," and he rams his dick up her ass at the same time Teddy is rammin' his up into her pussy, and the bunch of 'em is humpin' n pumpin' and shootin' they loads into that gal. I never seen anything like it.

After a minute they stopped moving. They laid there fer a minute then Missy says, "Fishface, you gotta go run through the shower again."

He says, "Shit Missy, it's freezing cold in there." And she says, "At least go in and wash your dick, and use soap, too." So Fishface pulls his dick out of her, and she knew what she was talking about, there was a big piece of shit on him. He seen that and got up and went out to the shower. Missy give Teddy one last pump, and she rolls off him. You could sorta smell the shit in the room.

"Whew," she said. "Man, that was somethin' weren't it?"

"I never did fuckin' like that in my life," Teddy said.

"Thank you boys fer takin' me fishin' with you," Missy says.

After a while she goes to stand up and she ain't standing too good, hangin' onto the chair. She takes a swallow of Jim Beam and smiles. Teddy got up and he ain't doing too good neither. I know I'd sat down cuz I was thinkin' I might have to crawl around the room and I didn't want to do that.

Teddy give Missy's tits a friendly squeeze and then I think Fishface was coming out of the shower, and after that I don't remember.

When I woke up somebody'd puked in the sink again, and on the countertop. I didn't think it was me but I didn't know. Missy was sleeping in Teddy's bed with him, all of 'em was snoring.' Since I was the first one awake and since that throw-up smell was about to make me puke, too, I wiped it up and rinsed the pieces down the drain and opened the windows and door like before.

Pretty soon they started stretching and openin' they eyes. Missy said, "What happened last night? Oh yeah, I remember," and she's laughing. "Woo! That was a good one."

Teddy sorter laughed too, and then Missy said, "So I was a little disappointed I didn't finish you boys off with them blow jobs yesterday." She pulled the covers off a Teddy and laid between his legs and started sucking his pecker. Teddy looks over at me with a nice happy smile and says, "See, this is the way to wake up in the morning."

She got right to work, and I'd say it was about five minutes before Teddy's body looked like he'd been shocked, and Missy was moaning while she gulped down his jizz. When he was done she lifted up her head and jacked him off for a few strokes, lickin' up the last drops to make sure she didn't miss nothin'.

She looks over at Fishface. "Hey Fishface, you awake?"

"Yeah," he says. He don't sound too good but he's alive anyway.

Missy gets up and goes over to Fishface's bed. "Here, let me blow you," she says.

Well Fishface wouldn't say no to that, would he? Ol' Fishface looks at me, and looks over at Teddy who appears to be unconscious now, and says, "Okay, Missy, that'd be real nice."

Missy says, "Doc, brang me that Jim Beam wouldya?" I handed it to her and she took a nip and smacked her lips. "Yeah, that's better," she says. Then she lays between Fishface's legs and takes his dick in her mouth and starts blowing him, and same thing, she's goin' t'town and after about five minutes he starts kickin' and moanin' and she swallers every ounce of cum he's got. She looks up at him with a big smile and smacks her lips. I could see the jizz on her tongue.

Missy says, "Okay, thanks, guys, I was a little worried yesterday. I thought maybe I'd lost muh touch."

"Oh hell no, Missy, that there was about the best blow job I reckon I ever got," Fishface says.

"That's right, me too," Teddy said. "I ain't never had my dick sucked like that before. You're the best."

"Okay, I'm glad to hear that. Well I oughta make us some breakfast," Missy says.

Natcherly she made the best breakfast ever and we hogged it down with lots of good comments. Then we fucked around the cabin some an finished off that bottle talkin' and doin' shit and purty soon it was time to head back home after some leftover groundhog stew. Which was mighty good. We sorter straightened up the cabin so it'd be ready when we come back again next time. Everybody was in a good mood and the fellas asked me if I could brang Missy next time, too. Missy heard 'em and said she hoped she'd git to come, cuz this was so much fun. And then we hopped into the pickup and went back down to the mountain to are reggler life.