5: Housewarming

At least the car gave me cover for having spent all my savings. I'd only had two hundred saved, but my parents didn't have to know what the car had really cost or where the money had really gone.

"You're going to need insurance," Dad said, "And the tax disc is expired. God knows how long you have left on the MOT."

I knew the answer. "Ah, they just did it before putting it up for sale. It passed and it's all good. That's why they were selling it. Last owner brought it in and it failed, but fixing it wasn't worth the price. The garage fixed it at cost and then sold it. That's how they get most of their old cars. The bloke said if anything went wrong in the next six months that they'd fix it for free. It's in the papers."

He raised his eyebrows. "Hmm. Warranty, eh? OK, maybe it wasn't a stupid buy. But you're going to owe me for the tax and insurance."

"I'm going to college, Dad. I'm a student. I don't have a job. Anyway, what's the tax on it? Can't be much more than train tickets back and forth. And, this way, I can take things with me. It's got a big boot!"

Mam chimed in on my side. "He's got a point, Tom. He'll be doing teaching practice as well, so transport's not a bad idea." I agreed with her. I hadn't actually thought of that.

When Alex got home - sobered up, now - she came and found me in my room. "Who's car is that in the driveway?"

"Mine. You like it?" I said, proudly.

"You got a fucking CAR? What the hell?" She handed me my remaining fifty quid and change. "I got something, too. Want to see?" I did, considering that she wasn't carrying any bags or anything. It had to be something special.

She lifted up her shirt and pulled down the waistband of her jeans. She had a gorgeous little tummybutton piercing. I was instantly attracted to it. I moved in to give it a lick. "Nuh-uh! No kissing. It's got to heal up. Twenty-four hours and it'll be OK," she said, pulling back. "Charlotte got one, too, and you should see her minge! Shit! She's utterly edible. Nic's gonna have no pube problems there."

"Did she cut her hair?"

Alex nodded, grinning. "She got it for free. They said it was long enough to do a hair-donation for kids with cancer, and they'd not charge her for the cut. That saved twenty quid, and she thinks she can sell the whole haircut thing to her parents on the basis of that. Win-win!"

"How short is it now?" I asked, excited.

"Tit-length," she said, nodding. "Still long, but they took off fourteen inches. They said that was about two or three years' growth."

that didn't make sense. "Huh? She's been growing it forever."

"Yes, but hair only lasts about six to eight years. The oldest hair on her head couldn't have been there longer than that," she explained, sitting down.

"Where'd the rest of the money go to, then?"

"Drinks for the party, and... something else. You'll see." That wasn't fair! I had to wait to know where my money went? What a swiz!

The next day, I took Alex for a drive. Dad gave me money for the tax disc so she and I went into Shields to get a new one. While completing the forms, I noticed the car's license plate for the first time: ANL 690K. I pointed it out to Alex, who burst out laughing. When we got outside, she said, "Anal 69 OK? That's fucking great! If that's not a custom plate, it will be in a few years' time.

After that, I had to put petrol in it before we took a spin up the coast for a laugh. While we swanned about, she gave me a clue about her extra spending. "Sexy undies," she said. "That's all I'm saying. Just let your mind dwell on that for a bit."I couldn't wait.

We got dressed for the party and she brought me a pair of undies. They were red satin, with a thong back. Basically a pouch for my knob with thin strings at the sides and up my crotch. "Here you go! We're going to match."

I put on some black cords and a white dress shirt. It looked OK, even though it was one of my old school shirts. It fit and it was dressy enough for a party where all the clothes were coming off anyway. When I met her at the car, she came out in her black leather jacket, a cutoff shirt - KISS this time, showing only the name - and a pair of white, skintight leggings... under which I could see a red triangle at her crotch. She gave me a twirl. Her arse looked amazing with the leggings going right up her bum crack and no visible panties... except a tiny pair of red strings poking out above the waistline of her leggings - which was really just a hip-line - before they crested and plunged down to a Y-shape before vanishing into her pants.

She raised her arms for a hug. The cutoff shirt showed her titties perfectly. There was my surprise! In addition to the vertical tummybutton piercing, she had a pair of horizontal nipple piercings. I waved off her offer of a hug, and we got in the car. There wasn't any chance of displaying affection since we were right outside the house.

I drove us around to Charlotte's. Alex sent me to get her. I rang on the doorbell, looking respectable, and her dad answered. "Oh, it's you Nick. I thought she was going out with the other Nic - the French lad."

"We're all going up to have a housewarming party for him. He got a place in town. I'm the driver."

"Not drinking, I hope," he said as Charlotte made her way down the stairs gingerly - she had on high heels and her hair looked lovely. She had skipped wearing her glasses, too. She was fucking adorable!

"Not before driving," I said, pulling my attention away from his daughter. "We'll stay overnight and be back tomorrow. I'll be sober," I assured him.

Charlotte had on a long skirt and a blouse; both white, with a warm shawl over top. I escorted her to the car, so she wouldn't trip and twist her ankle. She got in the back with Alex. "What am I? Your chauffeur?" I laughed and got in.

When we were around the corner, Charlotte took off her shawl, blouse, and started pulling her skirt off. Under it, she had on the same kind of tight leggings as Alex did with a matching boob-tube top. She hadn't wanted her parents to see them, though. I angled my mirror. She also had the same red undies, and - unless I was much mistaken - also the same tummybutton adornment.

"Yes, Nick," Alex said, noticing the mirror angle. And she's got her nips done, too." Charlotte lifted her top and flashed me her tits in the mirror. I was lucky not to rear-end the vehicle in front of me at the roundabout!

All the way up to Jesmond, Alex and Charlotte snogged in the back seat. I watched their hands fondling each other's breasts. Alex couldn't resist sliding her hand into Charlotte's panties.

"You have no idea the silky smoothness you're missing here, bro," she said, taunting me. "Eyes on the road, driver!"

Fucking cock-tease!

We found the place and the girls shimmied up to the doorbell, taunting me with their butts. Alex's was a little more rounded than Charlotte's, which had slightly wider-splayed buttocks, but they were both giving me a stiffy. When Nic came to the door, he took one look at Charlotte and that was it! He was besotted again. The real human-being hair, not some weird 'Cousin It' mop, the sexy legs, tummy and boobs actually visible with - as I predicted - a diamond of air between her thighs, and nipples that could put your eyes out not once, but three times with the little barbells in them... she was just what he wanted to wrap around his dick.

But, we needed to actually party before all the sex started. Alex helped me with the beer and other drinks, and we all went up to see Nic's new digs. He'd repainted, had non-ratty carpets put in, and there was all-new furniture. He had an upstairs flat at the end of a terrace, and there were no neighbours downstairs as yet. He explained that his parents had actually bought the house as an investment property, and would let out the lower flat at some point, but he'd wanted the upstairs. He had two bedrooms, a living area, bathroom and decent-sized kitchen. It was pretty posh for a student doss.

"I'm going to the Poly, next year," Charlotte told him. "Can I live with you?"

"We'll have to see," Nic said, cautiously.

"Oh, grow a pair of balls, Nic!" Alex chided him. "You want Charlotte and she's always wanted you. Why the hell not? Worst-case scenario, you fall out and she's back to commuting by Metro to go to classes, and you're left alone with your right hand."

"And..." she said, shyly, "I might be OK with sharing a boy with you once in a while." She smiled. "Or a girl." She had a naughty twinkle in her eye. "We could practice if you want."

I was glad he had a big, sumptuous couch, because I was having a tough time standing up with the hard-on I was getting. I plopped on it and pushed the large pouffé out to give me leg-room. Alex jumped on it next to me and I put my arm around her. She had insisted that I didn't wear a belt and, as she hugged me across my tummy, I could tell why: she undid my top-button with a deft flick that was unnoticeable to the other two. Maybe dinner would need to wait.

"What about you two?" Charlotte asked as she pulled Nic with her to the other leg of the L-shaped couch. "Do you have any plans?"

"I'm glad you asked that, Charlotte, dear," Alex said, taking off her leather jacket. The question was a plant. "As you know, I was accepted to Durham to do Geology, but... I think I'm going to change. I'm altering my selection of subject and colleges. I'm going into education as well, I think. Science at the secondary level. I did all three for my A-Levels and there are a few places with a very good reputation. It'd be a first degree, a B. Ed., rather than doing education as a PGCE. Four years, not three."

"That'd have to be a Poly, then," I pointed out. Nic disentangled himself from Charlotte - who might have transformed from being a mermaid, but had turned into an octopus to judge from how her hands were all over him. He got up to get some drinks.

"Yes," Alex nodded sagaciously. "Um... I think Sheffield has a good science-ed program."

"What?" I had no problem with Alex following me down to South Yorkshire, or wanting to do the same kind of course as me, even at the same college, but she was giving up a really good spot at Durham to do so.

She looked at me, somewhat surprised. "I thought you'd be excited," she said, a little hurt.

"I am - definitely - but what are you losing? I'd have killed for a spot at Durham. You sure about this?"

"What am I going to do with Geology? Work for an oil company? Fuck that! Teaching was always the long-term plan, but I'd be happy with science, too," she insisted. "And we could live together. Y'know - same house at least." She smiled alluringly. "Think of the possibilities."

I was thinking, and I was getting a bit harder because of it. Nic handed us drinks. Alex took the beer he offered me, so he gave Charlotte the wine he'd poured and got me another beer. "What's this?" I asked Alex, who'd picked everything out. I looked at the label and wasn't entirely sure how to pronounce it.

"Theakston's Old Peculier," she said, saying it with a hard 'T' at the start. "Thought you'd like it." We both sipped from out bottles. It was pretty good - dark, bitter, strong: all good traits. "Yorkshire ale... so we can get used to the idea. Yorkies, here we come!" We clinked bottles to the toast.

"You said 'cum'," Charlotte tittered. "Ooh! Since we're talking about houses and stuff, can we play Monopoly?" She knew Nic loved the game and was sure to have his copy with him. She wasn't wrong. He hopped up and went to get it from his bedroom.

"Monopoly?" Alex asked with a curled lip. "Who the fuck wants to play a board game?"

Charlotte grinned. "I have new rules," she said, taking a confident glug of wine. She grimaced. "I thought wine was sweeter." She and Nic were drinking red.

"Gotta get used to that if you want to be with a Frenchie," Alex pointed out. "Why'd you think I went with beer?"

Nic returned and started unpacking the game. Charlotte announced her new rules. "Since we're all penniless students now, we're going to play Sexopoly where we offer sexual favours instead of money - since we don't have cash, but we've got plenty of sexy." We all laughed at this new twist, Nic especially. He looked nervous about the idea.

"You sure we want to do this now? I thought we were going to eat first?" He said anxiously.

"Oh, we WILL be eating," Charlotte said with a grin. "And I'd rather get naked before my tummy gets upset. Speaking of which, we'll only need the property cards. If you land on Community Chest... you've got to show your chest to the community. Easy to remember, right? If you get Chance, you've gotta take a chance... by removing an article of clothing below the waist." We looked at how we were dressed - everyone had pants on and only one item on top (though Nic might not have realised the girls had skipped wearing bras). I assumed Nic had undies on, but if he didn't... that would be fun. "And shoes don't count, so get them off now." She kicked her heels off. Alex only had trainers on, as did I. Nic just had socks.

When the girls got their shoes off, they put their feet on the pouffé and wiggled their toes in unison. "You like the pedicures?" Alex said. "We got them just for you boys. Hope you appreciate! They were very tickly." I reached over and tickled her foot. She squealed and writhed. I enjoyed watching her little tummy squinch up and the grin on her face was quite lovely. "You're gonna pay for that, mister!"

"Payments, right," Charlotte said. "Every hundred quid is one second of... something. It depends on what's announced - by me. We'll start with kissing. So a two thousand pound debt is a twenty-second snog. A hundred would be a quick one-second kiss. And to make that go faster, when you land on a property you don't own, you automatically have to buy it with a hotel, so it gets five hundred added to the cost, and we'll round up piddly amounts like twenty to the next hundred. If someone owns it, you pay them the hotel price. If you owe the bank, everyone else gets to pick who you pay; and if the bank owes you, you choose who pays."

We agreed to the rules and reached for our tokens, but Charlotte stopped us. "Not so fast! I choose who's what." She winked at me. "Nick, you know that shop in West Monkseaton you told us about - the one that sells little D&D minifigs?" I nodded. It was a gaming shop in the Metro station. "I got some little people. They have quite a few good ones." From a little baggie (she liked baggies, apparently) she handed me a scantily-clad Barbarian with a bulging loincloth and a big sword. Alex got a nearly-naked Houri lounging on a cushion. She put down a demonic Succubus for herself dressed only with wings and lethal-looking nipples, and to Nic she gave a naughty little Imp with a long nose and a plump, long-tailed bum.

He studied it. "They sell these to kids? This one's clearly got a knob." He showed us.

"I'm glad you're so eager to show everyone your cock, Nic," Charlotte giggled. He blushed.

The game was afoot. We got the dice out and rolled one each to see who started. It was Nic. We decided clockwise for order (though Charlotte said 'cockwise' was a better term), so after him it was me, Alex, then Charlotte. He rolled his dice and got a double-two.

"OK," Charlotte said - being the gamemaster. "You have to go again, but you have to pay your Income Tax. And you passed GO. So... first you get two hundred. Who do you want a two-second kiss from?"

He had to choose. He was indecisive. "Uh... I don't know."

"Choose, Imp!" She insisted.

"Alex!" He said. Charlotte pouted, but Alex grinned. She crawled over along the couch, wiggling her bum as she rounded the corner. She siezed him by the back of his head and snogged him. We had to tell her the two seconds were up. She slinked back to her spot and took a cushion to lounge on, like her minifig. Her kiss left lipstick on Nic's mouth, but he didn't notice.

"And you pay a three-second kiss to..." Alex pointed at me. "Nick!" Charlotte was in complete agreement.

"Don't I get a vote?" I laughed.

"You do, but... two-to-one. It's you," Alex pointed out.

Nic didn't mind. He got up and came over to me. We kissed with tongues, angling ourselves so the girls could see. They let us go over the three seconds, so we stopped on our own. They were all smiles and laughter. He rolled again - a seven: Pall Mall. He wanted to buy it. The seven second kiss went to... Charlotte. She squeaked with anticipation. He started softly, but she was eager for more. They got open-mouthed, and she got her tongue in first. Alex and I forgot to count.

"Oops, I think you went over," I said. "Good first turn, Nic. I'm liking this game. I rolled a nine to put me on Pentonville Road: also seven seconds. Charlotte and Nic conferred. They voted that I had to kiss Alex. I leaned over to her as they watched. Her lips enfolded mine and I found her tongue, letting mine slither over hers. She tasted of beer - a beautiful combination: incest and alcohol! I remembered that I was due a two-second smooch, too. "I passed GO, so... Charlotte, you can come over here and give me two seconds of love."

She danced over, flitting her hands like she had wings. She was happy to kiss me and tried to go over the allotted time, but Alex poked her in the ribs. She recoiled with a raucous laugh and went back to her spot. "No touchy - touching comes later," she cautioned Alex.

Alex rolled a seven. Uh oh! Chance. She wanted her kiss from Charlotte as well, so I got a lovely view of them lip-wrestling for two seconds. Nic couldn't see it, so they offered to repeat it for him. They went over right next to him and let him watch as they tongued each other's mouths. Then Alex stood up and sighed. "I've got to lose my pants, do I?" We all nodded.

She turned away from us and did a little striptease, wiggling her bum and slowly revealing her buttocks. We saw the little red string that vanished between them as she pulled her leggings down to her knees with a waist-bend. She stood again and got them off the rest of the way with her feet, stumbling a bit, but catching herself on the arm of the couch. Then she turned to show off the rest of her tiny thong - it was tight and shiny red, and we could see the cleft between her labia. She rubbed a finger down it, grinning, then popped the finger in her mouth.

"Mmmm, I love pussy!" She said. Nic and I gawked.

Even Charlotte was jaw-dropped. "Um... maybe I need to think about when we're stepping up from kisses. Maybe with Nic's next turn?" We concurred. That would be good timing.

Charlotte rolled a twelve. Good for her! She claimed a kiss from Nic, then we decided she had to kiss Nic again as payment for the electric company. She rolled again for her double and got a five. We were all looking forward to her Community Chest! She got up and twirled for us. Her top was tight and showed her piercings as it was, but we all wanted to see it gone. She faced us and lifted her arms to give us a nice bit of underboob to admire, then lifted it off to let the magnificence of her full, plump titties hang out in all their glory. Her newly-sculpted hair dangled down, with the tips of her locks brushing her nips where the strands caught on her barbells. The way her breasts poked out, pert and shapely, was gorgeous in itself but the super-racy pierced nipples communicated two very important things: she wanted her tits to be sex-objects, and she was willing to suffer pain to make them as hot as possible. The obvious conclusion was... this was a girl who really wanted sex!

We were all salivating. Nic almost forgot it was his turn. "Moving onto kiss AND fondle, now!" Charlotte quickly announced before his dice settled. He had an eight, which put him on Vine Street - seven seconds. The girls ganged up again - he had to kiss and fondle me. Just before he did so, Alex reached over and unzipped my cords.

When he stood next to me, he could see the shiny red of my thong underwear. He knelt down and smiled, glancing at my undies. I nodded. He kissed me and slipped his hand into my pants. It felt warm through the thin material, and the silken feel of the fabric made his fingers skitter over my engorged knob so delightfully. As we snogged, he squeezed my cock. When they called 'time' he looked down.

"Did you shave?" He asked. That was right - the pouch only just covered the top of my knob and there were no pubes to be seen.

"Yep. You like that?" I asked. He nodded, gasping in lust.

Alex looked over. "Oh, my - you did! Good boy!"

It was my turn again. I looked at the board. What did I want? I rolled and got a double-four. Woo! Community Chest. I didn't do a tease, I just whipped my shirt off. The girls applauded. I didn't have boobs or anything so it wasn't that exciting but they liked to see flesh, nevertheless. I shook the dice again.

Charlotte quickly made up a new rule. "Oh - Free Parking. If you hit that it's... ten seconds of whatever you want with whoever you want. And if you land on Go To Jail, that means that everyone else picks ten seconds of whatever they want you to do, with who they choose.

Whoa! Exciting spaces ahead. I rolled, hoping for a three, but I only got a five. Damn! Oh, that wasn't too bad - Chance! I got up and stood in front of Alex, with my back to Nic and Charlotte. I eased my cords down, shimmying my hips side-to-side and letting the pants slip down under their own weight. Nic and Charlotte got to see my bum, while Alex got the full-frontal view of how the undies she'd picked for me looked when occupied.

She gasped and licked her lips while Nic and Charlotte hooted in approval at my booty. I made my butt-cheeks dance with muscle clenches and bent down for them as I pulled my trousers the rest of the way down. Alex took a sneaky chance of her own and licked my nipple as I bent down close to her.

I chuckled then stood and let the others see my front. I felt Alex's hands on my butt. I bent down to pick up my cords after stepping out of them. Alex's tongue gave me a naughty lick on my butthole. Rule-breaker! I loved my sis!

I sat and let her have her turn. She rolled a double-four. "Ooh! Trains," she exclaimed, claiming Marylebone. We decided that for seven seconds she had to kiss Charlotte and fondle her titties. "Does that mean I get to kiss her titties and fondle them?" It wasn't the spirit of the rule, but we unanimously voted to let her.

She slunk over and took charlotte's left boob in her hand and put her lips on Charlotte's right nipple. She sucked and played with the barbell while squeezing Charlotte's other tit, and pressing her left nipple between forefinger and thumb. Charlotte moaned as Alex tweaked her nips. "Oh, that's kinda ouchy... in a very good way!" She groaned.

Charlotte was on the same Community Chest I'd been on. She got lucky and rolled the magical three. "I get anything for ten seconds," she declared, beaming. Who would she pick and what would she want? She turned to Nic. "I want to suck your cock," she said.

"You never sucked my cock! Why now?" He said, stunned.

"Because I want you to know why it's worth getting back together," she said, moistening her lips.

He unzipped his pants and got his prick out. He was rock-hard. I totally understood that! She got up and knelt between his legs. Alex and I got up to watch. She crawled along to see from one side, and I stood on the other. Charlotte held Nic's knob in her hand and Alex started the count. "Ten..." Charlotte lowered her head, glancing up at him. She smiled and put her tongue out. She took him into her mouth and sank down on him. Each count was a stroke. With each one, she went farther down until by the count of five she had his whole knob in her mouth. It had to be at the back of her throat. She gently bobbed with him in her neck, then held it until the clock ran out. She lifted off him. Saliva strung out from her mouth to his dick as she lifted up. She let it hang there as she smiled at him and then brushed it off his cock with her right tit.

"Holy shit, Charlotte! That's amazing," I said, praising her effort. "You've got - like - zero gag reflex, girl!"

"I've been practicing with my dildo," she said in a high-pitched, girlish, but sultry voice. She gave a little giggle and leaned over to Nic, who was in awe of her. "Practicing for you!"

"Whew! That's the best parking job I've ever seen," Alex said in admiration. We both wanted Nic to know how lucky he was. His ex-girlfriend was beautiful, sexy, horny-as-fuck, and could swallow a python.

Nic couldn't get Free Parking, sadly for him, but he did roll an eleven. Oh no - Jail! He laughed. "So you decide what I do?" He asked.

"Yes," Charlotte nodded. "We EACH get to give you a punishment. You're in jail, boy. You get to be everyone's little bitch!" She moved his piece to the Jail Cell. "Three tasks and you're free to go again on your next turn."

Alex wanted his punishment to be... "You have to eat my pussy." She stood up and pulled off her panties, then sat down again. We moved the pouffé with the game board so he could perform his penance. He went over to her and knelt between her legs.

"You're so smooth!" He said then gave her a lick. "That's lovely!" He proceeded to bury his face between her lips and noisily slurp and moan as he ate her out. His ten seconds was up pretty quickly.

Charlotte pulled her leggings and panties off, letting him admire her as well, then sat down on Alex's lap, spreading her legs about Alex's. "Now you have to eat me, too."

Nic smiled down at his double-decker pussy-cake. "You got rid of the bush!" He gasped, enraptured at the sight of her absolutely stunning minge. Most girls had a bit of nicely-distributed fat that nestled between their labia and their crotch that added a bit of body to their lips and mound, but Charlotte was a rake. She had smooth, muscular sides between her pussy and thighs that were lean, and her lines flowed uninterrupted back to her buttocks. Her labia seemed to sit separate and holy between them - isolated and apart from the rest of her body - and her pubic mound was also sleek and lean. It transitioned from her small lips to her abdomen like the hood of a beautiful car - an old-style Jaguar, I thought - and with her wax-job she was just as flawless.

He enclosed her clitoris with his mouth and while I couldn't see him lick, but I saw the effect in Charlotte's expressions. She immediately opened her mouth in surprise and then smailed, wide-mouthed in glee as he vigorously licked her clit. She put her hands on his head and pulled him in hard, grinding her mound into his face. "Oooh, that's so fucking wonderful, Nic. You eat like a starving man. Isn't this just what you need?"

He nodded as he sucked her clit and tongued between her lips. Alex and I gave him a few more seconds before she called time.

"I take everything back," Nic said, panting. "Your pussy isn't a ragged hell-hole at all, and I'm so sorry I ever said that. It's a beautiful shrine of marble and silk!" She tousled his hair and smiled beatifically down on her avid worshipper. "I love you, Charlotte! Always have!" He sprang up and hugged her. Alex gave a squeak as the weight of both of them descended on her.

"OK, OK. You have one more punishment, and we'll make this a real prison experience," I said, standing up. I removed the silky thong and stood in front of him with my cock erect and pointing right at the doomed man. Charlotte slipped off Alex to let her see.

"Make him swallow it," Charlotte urged.

"Fuck, yeah!" Alex agreed. "Impale the bitch!"

"Impale? Oh, then that's a different end."

Alex pushed the game board off the pouffé. "Don't think we need that any more," she said. I agreed - apart from Nic, she was the only one still wearing anything and that was just a skimpy cutoff shirt. She pulled the pouffé over and we had Nic kneel on it. I reached around and unfastened his trousers, then pulled them down. Sneaky little boy! He'd not been wearing anything under them. I spanked his bum a couple of times, then got down on my knees and ate his anus while the girls watched from their perfect vantage point.

Charlotte was on Alex's right, so she put her right hand on Alex's pussy and started fondling her as I ate Nic's arsehole. Alex got her right hand under Charlotte and I could see, between Charlotte's legs, that Alex's finger ended up tickling her ring.

When Nic's hole was well-soaked, I got up and probed him with a finger, working the wetness inside him. He sighed in pleasure as I penetrated him with it. When I took it out, Charlotte leaned over. "Lemme suck it, please," she pleaded. I gave her my finger to suck on for a moment. "Yummy!" she said. Alex gawked at her.

"I thought you were reserved, Charlotte," Alex said, in mock horror.

"Shut up! You know I'm a slut," Charlotte shot back, smiling.

I pierced Nic's anus with my dick and he groaned. I pulled his cheeks apart to let my cock in more smoothly. I sank my meat deeper into his rectum. The girls watched in fascination. Charlotte's fingers slipped into Alex's vagina. Alex, however, just wet her finger in Charlotte's pussy and then slid it into her bum. While the girls were having some finger-lickin' goodness, they grinned and watched as I railed Nic's arsehole.

"Should we join them?" Charlotte asked Alex. "I kind-of feel sorry for his willy. Poor thing's not getting any attention."

"You could get under him and suck," Alex suggested, nodding. "Or... you could eat my pussy."

Charlotte leaned over and began sucking Alex's nipples. "Mmm," She said between boobs, "I could do that. Or..." she sucked the other one "... We could both eat each other's perfect little cunts out."

"Oooh, yeah," Alex moaned. "Let boys be boys and girls do girls? I like that idea. Who do think's going to cum first: us or them?"

Charlotte moved down to lick her girlfriend's tummybutton. "They will. Boys always cum first!" She tittered, moving down as Nic and I watched. She started licking Alex's mound as we stared. "So silky smooth," she crooned. "Not a pubic hair in sight anywhere," she said, looking into Nic's eyes. "Just like mine. Makes me want to..." She descended on Alex's clit like a vampire sucking neck: unstoppable and greedy, with animal lust in her eyes. She moaned loudly as she enclosed my sister's cunt in her mouth and sucked it in, licking furiously at her clitoris.

Nic and I both drooled, wishing we could eat her pussy, too. We had to do something. I told Nic to turn over as I backed out of him. I got up and waved my cock in front of Charlotte's face to tempt her. She stopped licking when her eyes caught sight of my cock and she had the scent of it in her nostrils. She lifted up off Alex's pussy, leaving a little tendril of saliva down her chin as she held her mouth open wide.

"I wanna suck it. I want to taste his ass on your cock," she said in a voice dripping with lust. I plunged it into her mouth and buried my knob in her throat. Saliva streamed from her mouth onto Alex's pussy as I mouthfucked her. Nic watched me skewer his pretty little girlfriend with the cock that had just been balls-deep in his anus. Charlotte's eyes were wide as I plunged into her. Nic could see her neck distending as my cock filled her.

I pulled out and she gasped, panting for air. "Oh, you've got to try that, lover. Swallow his cock for me, baby. You can do it. I'm right here for you." She reached her hand out and he took it. "Be brave and just swallow. You can do it. I believe in you!" her voice was rough and wet as she spoke, drooling on Alex's labia.

I tilted his head back and slid into him - not roughly, just steadily. I saw his neck bulge as he started gagging. He tried to swallow and suppress the reflexes, but the little spasms kept coming back. I withdrew. He'd done great for his first deepthroat! Charlotte cheered. Alex was watching, rapt with lust as she watched both her friends swallowing cock.

I knelt on the pouffé so Nic could suck my knob easier and I went down on him in front of Alex. "Go, bro! Do it! Take him all the way," she encouraged as I dropped down. My lips descened his shaft until they hit rock-bottom. I commenced laryngial fellatio: sucking his cock with my throat. She grinned widely as she watched her brother suck cock. "Yes! That's it. Oh, I'm so proud! You can fuck me all night, bro!"

Alex groaned as Charlotte resumed her pussy-pleasuring, because now she had two sets of fingers free to plunge as well. She angled her legs wide as Charlotte ate and poked her, then disengaged her fingers from Charlotte's bum and slid down under her. She lifted her girl's hips up and Charlotte drew her knees up to Alex's hips. Alex had wide-open access, so she started by eating Charlotte's anus. I watched, sucking Nic's cock, as she feasted on girl-bum. Slowly, she worked her way down, sucking Charlotte's lips and delving between them, before settling on her clit.

Alex and Charlotte were sixty-nine, while Nic and I were sixty-nine right next to them. We watched them and they watched us. Girls sank their tongues into beautiful, wet, hairless pussy while boys sucked veiny, swollen, pre-cum-dripping cock. The only question was: which side would break first from their own gay sex and want to get in on the awesome gay sex they were watching? Really... it came down to me or Charlotte because we were the ones in the position to choose. Alex and Nic were underneath, while we were on top.

Did Charlotte want my cock in her mouth more than I wanted her pussy and ass in mine? She had my sister's awesome cunt at her pleasure, while I had her boyfriend's stiff, perfect cock at my tongue's mercy. Sadly, I was weak! I got up first. I couldn't resist her gorgeous cunt. I'd seen it and I'd watched Alex and Nic eat it, but I wanted a taste of perfection. I stood and got between pouffé and couch, and picked her up by the hips. She was a featherweight - not even seven stones.

I lifted her by her hips, and brought her to my lips like I was going to take a drink from a girl-sized goblet that could gobble me while I gulped. We fit together like motherfucking SEX-LEGO! My mouth clamped on her cunt in the same instant that her throat encapsulated my cock. Maybe we were made for each other, or maybe it was just biology at its best - I had no idea - but I sucked and tongued her magnificent mound while she shuttled my knob in-and-out of her voicebox like she wanted to wank me with her very words. She moaned as she throated me and I groaned as I slithered my tongue, unimpeded by pubes, over every inch of sexy skin I could lather between her minimalist thighs.

Nic and Alex could have easily got together and made a symmetrical pairing of pussy and prick, right next to us, but they had other objectives in mind. Alex got up and joined Charlotte. She got under us and started licking my balls, inner thighs, crotch, and arse. Nic came up behind Charlotte's back, standing on the couch, and got his face between her arse-cheeks. We licked her together - him on her anus, me on her clit, and both of us taking turns on then tender tissues between us. Charlotte's upside-down whoops of delight were audible despite my cock in her mouth. Alex spelled her periodically, wanting to share in her brother's dick, but Charlotte was greedier and wanted my cum.

As we all sweated, sucked, and swallowed together, it became clear that this was going to become the first orgasm of the night - the first of many. It was a team-effort, and Charlotte and I would be the first beneficiaries of all the foreplay until this point. As Charlotte came, with my tongue on her clit, Nic's tongue in her arsehole and his fingers in her vagina, she moaned and shook. I was close, too, so I thrust into her and came in her throat. I unloaded spunk-shot after spunk-shot into her throat and - according to the laws of gravity - it came pouring out of her nose. Alex, quick-as-a-flash, got her gob under Charlotte and caught my cum and Charlotte's mix of drool and snot in her mouth. I let my cock out of her throat and she coughed and snotted more. Alex caught it all.

Nic got out of the way and I let Charlotte down on the couch and she sat herself up. Her beautiful face was a mess of sperm and spit. I dropped down on her to kiss and lick her clean. "That was incredible!" She managed to say between coughs and snorts, swallowing whatever was still left in her nasal cavity. Her make up was smeared all over her eyes. She looked like a beautiful, broken mess. I kissed her, lovingly. She was such a sweet girl and my post-coital protective instincts made me want to hold her. I hugged and we both turned to see Alex and Nic.

They were on their feet, kissing, as the mix of bodily fluids - cum, mucus, and saliva - streamed from their mouths. Alex had tossed her shirt aside earlier, so the fluids gathered in the crevice formed where their bodies came together. Alex smeared it on Nic's chest and he rubbed it into her tiny titties. They fell together onto the pouffé with her on top. She climbed onto his loins and Nic began to fuck her.

I looked at Charlotte. "I think we need to help," I said.

She nodded. "I'll get him. You get her," she decided.

Which end, though? Their faces were still kissing through the snot-drool-spunk mix. It had to be the business-end. I got over Alex and Charlotte readied my cock. She slobbered on me, then lubed Alex's anus. I took my sister in the arse.

She squealed as I penetrated her. "Oh, fuck! That's so much! Do me! Double-fuck me!"

Charlotte got under me, between their legs. She put her tongue to use, licking everything between their thighs. As she slathered Nic's arse with spit, she shrugged and pushed two fingers up him. "Prostate's up toward his balls, right?" She asked. I told her that was right. "Oh! I think I found it!" She massaged his gland and licked his nuts while I sodomised my sis.

Nic and Alex came very quickly. He groaned as he pumped cum into her and I could feel her clenching my cock very hard with her anus. I slipped gently out of her and Charlotte snagged my knob. She just had to taste everyone's rectal juices. I was starting to think this sweet, innocent girl had a bit of a filth fetish.

As Nic took his cock out, Charlotte quickly changed focus. She licked and sucked as he came out, slurping the cum that dribbled from Alex's vagina. She moaned in joy as the sperm escaped my sister's cunt and found its way right into her mouth. I fell to my knees to help her. We licked Alex's pussy together and shared in her gorgeous juices. I sucked Nic's cock to make sure it was all clean and then Charlotte and I kissed, comparing taste-notes.

We pushed the pouffé and couch together and sprawled as a group, kissing and fondling. "That was excellent," Alex declared. We agreed with her assessment. "How about food, now?" There was general assent. "What say we forget Indian and just see if we can get some kind of finger food! Something from a chippy - greasy and messy, and full of fat?"

"Isn't that going to be all yucky, considering where our fingers have been?" Nic asked.

Charlotte turned to him and kissed him. "I LIKE yucky! I want to rub it between your ass-cheeks and eat it out of your butt. I want sausages. I want you to eat them out of my cunt and I'll eat mine from your ass."

Alex and I stared, open-mouthed. Sausages it was! I dressed and made the run to the nearest chippy. The bloke was a bit surprised by my order: twelve sausages and four bags of chips, and - oh - did he have a jar of mayonnaise? I returned with my prize to find Alex and Charlotte sitting on Nic. I put the stuff down and stripped again. Alex was sitting on his face while Charlotte was bouncing on his knob. I got between them and put my knob in Alex's mouth.

She sucked me for a minute, then said, "Feed me food," with a grin. I went to the kitchen to find a tray. I put it on the couch to avoid grease-stains and opened the package on it. I poured some mayonnaise out and dipped chips in it. Alex and I had learned the mayo trick on holiday in France years earlier. We liked it - fatty and gooey. I stuffed mayo-lubed chips in her mouth, then turned to Charlotte.

"Sausage!" She said, "But I want you to stick it up your bum, then shit it out into my mouth." The kink was in play! I took a sausage, dipped it in mayo, then pushed it up my ass as she watched, grinning. I got up and bent over. She put her mouth on my butt and I pushed. The sausage did what sausage-shaped things in one's bum always did... it came out. Charlotte took a bite. I pushed again and she ate more of it. Alex got off Nic and came around to watch me shit food into her friend's mouth.

"Oh fuck! That is so fucking hot!" She gasped, watching Charlotte eat the very turdlike sausage as it slithered out of my anus... which was also covered in mayonnaise, and that - of course - looked slightly like spunk. She grabbed Nic and Charlotte got off him. We let the girls eat sausages out of our mayo-drenched anuses. They crouched side-by-side, accepting the pseudo-shit from our arseholes and eating it down with relish... well, with mayo actually, but they relished it.

Nic and I got double-dinner. Alex and Charlotte poked the sausages in their pussies and bums and we got to eat from both places. They chomped chips and shat sausage into our hungry mouths. After wed eaten, like the girls had been - we were full up.

We slouched on the couch and drank while Nic played host and tidied up the game and rubbish from the chippy. "Any one want to play an actual game of Monopoly?" Alex asked. "I always win at it."

Charlotte and I boo-ed the idea down, but Nic had a suggestion. "What about a watching a film?" He did have a good-sized TV. "I have the VCR from home, and a few tapes... including some of the dirty ones my brothers bought in Amsterdam last year."

Porn was most welcome! We paired up and shagged while we watched people shagging. Alex started out on Nic's lap and Charlotte on mine. I saw Alex wanking Nic between her legs and said to Charlotte, "Where'd you like it, sweetie? Pussy or arse?"

"Pussy, please. See if you can find that spot again. You know - the good one." I slid into her and cradled her mound in my hand as we softly fucked. I fondled her lips and stroked her lovely, bald twat, finding her hood and clit after a moment. I started working her outside and in. Her tits in my left hand were perfect orbs of delight, and her nipples were so sensitive with their little piercings.

We watched Alex slather a handful of mayonnaise on Nic's cock and then sit her asshole down on it. She rode him as we watched an anal scene on the video. Charlotte turned her head a little and said, "Actually... can we do that, too?" She lifted and then sat again as my cock slid easily into her booty. I kept fingering her and we saw that Nic was doing the same.

Nic and I assfucked our girls and frigged them until we all came, then Alex and Charlotte wanted to trade. Alex sat facing me and I fucked her in the cunt while fingering her arse. Nic's spunk dribbled out of her, so I scooped it up and fed it to her as we shagged. I nibbled her gorgeous little nipples, sucking them into my mouth and playing with her barbells with my tongue.

"You like them?" She asked as I twiddled her bars in my mouth. I nodded and 'mm-hmm'-ed. "I can take you to get some as well if you want. They feel amazing. You want nipple piercings?" I repeated my gesture, rather liking the idea. "You know... it'll tell everyone you're gay." I smiled and kept sucking her nipples. "You'll get a LOT of cock," she assured me.

"Good," I said. "We can share. You know, if you're coming to do a teacher-training course with me, you realise that part of the time... we'll be in schools."

"Ooh," she said with a sly grin, "I wonder how many hot boys you'll pick up there? Or girls... sexy sixth-formers, all shy and unsure of their sexuality, just dying to do a little drinking, dancing, and dick-diddling before they're led astray by our wicked ways. We'll ply them with prick and pussy until they don't know which they prefer. Mmm - it's going to be fun teaching those naughty little Yorkies a thing or two about bisexuality."

Of course, Nic and Charlotte heard our prurient plotting and came over to join us. "Suddenly, Mechanical Engineering doesn't sound as exciting," Nic said, "But Charlotte's got a new game."

We agreed that Charlotte came up with good games. She shared the details. "We get in Nic's big bed and we follow one rule: if you can lick it, finger it, suck it, or fuck it you have to... no matter what it is or whose it is. Who wants to play?"

"How do we keep score? Who wins?" Alex was very competitive. She always wanted to know how to win.

Charlotte giggled and got up to fetch something she'd slipped in the bags before they ended up in my car, since she hadn't brought a handbag. She came back with some of those candy necklaces that kids buy from the newsagent's. "These all have the same number of candies strung on them - I checked. When you cum, you eat one. Whoever has the fewest left by morning, wins!"

"That's it?" I asked. "We just madly cum all night?" As soon as I said it, the beauty of the idea struck me. "Ohh - if everyone's just in it for themselves, then everyone has an interest in cumming. Forget about doing it for someone else - let them take care of that - just make sure you have fun, and everyone else will, too."

Nic had a slight issue with that - specifically, with respect to 'issue'. "I think we should use the other bed, actually. It still has the plastic wrap on it. Oh... but that'll keep it slippery!"

We took the last of the mayonnaise with us and some lube that Charlotte had brought, along with her dildos. Alex got on the plastic-covered mattress first. She lay squirming and grinning as Charlotte squirted lube on her. Nic climbed on top of her and put his dick in her mouth, but before he could get his mouth onto her pussy, I clambered over her and got my knob in the way.

"Remember the rule!" Charlotte admonished. "If your fingers, tongue, pussy, arse, or dick aren't working... you're cheating! You're in it for yourself, but you HAVE to share." She got up behind me, squirted lube on my bum and then smeared it all over my ring. While Nic was sucking me, she put one end of a double-header into me and the other end in Alex, then she got behind Nic to feed his bum a rubber joystick as well, but Alex already had her fingers in him. Charlotte lubed his hole and said, "Go for the fist!" I dunno if she did, but he was very red-faced after.

She sat on Alex's other hand and guided Nic's onto her tits. It was a strain, but I was able to get a hand on Alex's breasts as well, and - with a bit of a twist - another on her bum. We squelched and writhed, each of us pushing, sucking, poking, and groping as much as we could. Sadly, my mouth had nothing to do. I looked over at Charlotte and opened my mouth wide for her. She couldn't reach to kiss me, so she got up and crushed her pussy in my face.

I licked and sucked on her clit, moving my hands onto her instead. I squished her tits and reached around her lovely bum to plunge my fingers in her arsehole. That was nice. I licked her and fingered her, but needed more for my knob.

Nic was doing his best with my dick, but I wanted Alex on my cock. I moved my butt back, pulling the dong out of her and lowered myself down to replace it with my cock. Nic, disappointed that he'd been denied a mouthful, chose to fill up with Alex's minge. He started tonguing her while I fucked. His hands found their way to her butt and he started prodding her in the poo.

I felt Alex cum on my knob. She extricated herself, ate a lube-spattered candy from her necklace, and then reinserted herself under Nic. He got to fuck her as she took over sucking my cock. She and Nic shared my knob. I had my cock in both their mouths and my mouth on Charlotte's pussy. Oral delight! Charlotte shuddered and groaned loudly. She got a candy for her efforts. Nic came in Alex's pussy, ate his candy-bead and then got up. Charlotte dropped down to eat the cum out of Alex's pussy, then turned for a sixty-nine with her. I took my cock out of my sister's mouth and put it in her girlfriend's pussy instead. Alex ate her while I fucked her.

Nic came around behind me and took my bum-dong away. I think he planted it in his own arse and then filled my hole with his cock. I was fucking Charlotte while Nic thrust into my anus. Of course I was going to cum. I pulled out and spurted on Charlotte's pussy as Alex ate her. The cum splashed and dribbled down into my sister's mouth. I ate my candy and got off Nic's knob. I guided him into Alex's mouth and got behind him. I scooped some mayo and lubed up before sticking it in his arse.

Alex and Charlotte moved. They encouraged me and Nic to lie down, still fucking. Charlotte slithered up next to Nic and slid his cock into her anus, while Alex got between our legs and licked us all. She put the lonely dildo back in my bum and started feeding it up me. The double-header was very flexible, as demonstrated by Charlotte, who bent another one double and got it into Alex's pussy and arse at the same time. I was in Nic, who was in Charlotte, who was double-dildoing Alex, who was pushing a giant dong up my arse while she licked all the balls she could.

I felt the silicone snake worm its way up my intestines. The sensation was mind-bending and I came in Nic's arse - which was just what Alex, my cum-hungry slut-sister was dying for when I withdrew. She sucked the spunk out of his arse, chasing it down with a candy from her necklace. Then, when Nic came in Charlotte, Alex was there to suck that out as well.

My sis and I separated from Nic and Charlotte and made our own twosome. She sat on my face and sucked my cock while she pushed the dong that had been in her at both ends into Charlotte. I was happily eating her when she changed position to a squat. She couldn't reach my knob with her mouth any more, but she wanked me while she squatted over my face. She reached down and began masturbating herself with her fingers, but pushing with the heel of her hand on her abdomen. I felt a trickle of piss run down her lips into my mouth. I swallowed it and opened my gob for more. It was so fucking hot! My sis was pissing in my mouth as she wanked me.

Charlotte realised what was going on and changed positions with Nic. She squatted over his face and unleashe a stream into his mouth as well. Amazingly, he loved it. Neither of us knew that we were turned on by pee, but we laid there drinking our girls' piss, blissfully ejaculating as the streams of hot, salty fluids played on our faces. When it was out turn to wee, the girls laid side-by-side, giggling and frigging as we tried to get our streams going.

It was tough enough in a public loo, but with unkind, critical girls demanding that we wee-wee on them... it wasn't easy at all. Finally, I had to close my eyes and block everything out. Just piss. Just piss. 5...4...3...2...1... It flowed! I opened my eyes and watched them enjoy nineteen seconds of wet heaven as I shared it between their mouths. Nic finally got his slash on and took over where I left off. They gulped and gargled, spat it in each other's mouths as a lark, and let it run all over their hair. Alex and Charlotte - or Char-LOO-tte as she insisted on being called afterwards - cackled with laughter as they rolled in the swamp of urine, ejaculate, lubricant, and condiment begging us to lick their filthy bodies. Nic balked and went to get some paper towels to clean up with, but I got in and started cleaning with my tongue.

While he was out, the girls had me to themselves.

"I want to shit in your mouth," Alex told me in such a loving tone that if you hadn't known English, you might have thought she was saying 'I love you so much'. I don't know - maybe that WAS her way of saying it.

"Me, too," Charlotte chimed in. "And I'll eat her shit with you, if you'll let me."

Oh, my God - my cock had never been so hard. "Later, sometime. Not now. We've all had our bums poked so much there's probably nothing to share."

They pouted and frowned like spoiled little girls who just wanted more. They were naughty, naughty little children. I flipped them over and spanked their bums. They only laughed and hooted harder. When Nic came back he was thrilled to see some discipline going on and joined in eagerly until there were four deliciously red buttocks between us, just crying out for some gentle loving... so we fucked them both in the ass.

When we realised that our necklaces had all dissolved in the piss, we declared ourselves joint winners. It was a shame, really. Charlotte invented such fun activities, but they just didn't work out in the long-run. I advised her to work on her game-design skills. She said she was going to do Art at the Poly, so she'd think about play in her works. She wanted to do scuplture or installations or performance pieces or photography... and if they happened to stray into the erotic, then that certainly wasn't a bad thing. I was looking forward to seeing what she could come up with, and cumming up with what I was seeing.

After we showered and disposed of the plastic sheet, with all the paper towels in it to stop it from slopping as we took it to the bin in the back yard, we reconvened in a bed with sheets, but just to cuddle and kiss - no spunk or piss or lube or any other kinky shit we could lust for allowed - just hugs and snogs and snoozes.

If that was a housewarming... I think we set the place on fire!