The Naked Countess II Ch. 05

Chapter 5: Dressed for Protesting

As soon as the girls walked into the bus, they could feel the gaze of every passenger on their naked bodies. Some people laughed while others shook their heads, but most of them seemed too engulfed in their daily routine to truly appreciate the beauty before them. The bus driver's reaction was a bit uncalled for: Arnold had to take a whole minute explaining to him who these women were and why they couldn't wear clothes since the man refused to start the bus at first.

Leo disregarded all the critics and gracefully strode to the middle of the bus, standing right in front of the seats, all of which were taken. Lala reluctantly followed behind her, constantly apologizing with a nervous smile when she bumped into someone with her impressive curves.

"Hey, look. Our pussies are right on their eye level. Awesome!" Leo pointed downwards, where a guy tried his best to avert his gaze from her hairless vulva that was inches from his face.

"Y-yeah, woo-hoo!" Lala said too loudly, then covered her face when the people looked at her with confusion.

The bus quickly left the station, and the skyscrapers started flowing by behind its windows. Having paid for all three tickets, Arnold neared the girls, feeling a movement in his pants that got stronger the closer he leaned towards them. Still, he couldn't focus on their beauty due to being anxious for them and kept his gun ready. This was a cramped space full of strangers. Who knew which one of them could pull out a knife?

Thankfully, it quickly turned out that even if some passengers tried reaching the naked girls, it wasn't to hurt them. One by one their hands began touching Leo's and Lala's naked figures, usually slapping their butts or groping their breasts in a jestful manner. The bodyguard closed her eyes, breathing heavily, while Leo went an exact opposite route: she boldly placed her legs shoulder-width and held on to the railing with both hands, making sure nothing could stop anyone from fondling her curves.

"Come on, don't be shy!" she said in an alluring voice while the men tripped over each other to get near her.

The attention the girls got only rose with time, especially when the bus stopped at several crowded stations and there were now so many people they could barely fit. It was hot and stuffy, but the entertainment more than made up for it. Most people tried ignoring Leo and Lala, but there were those who continued touching them. Some even got bold enough to land their hands on the girls' pussies, to which the bodyguard "accidentally" nudged them with her elbow while Leo simply asked them not to go too far.

"Behave yourselves, boys. I have to attend a serious diplomatic meeting in an hour; getting horny right now wouldn't help me to concentrate."

The folks around her kept gently pushing their luck, while a female voice in the crowd called the blonde a slut. Soon, several females left the bus, one of them even walking right past the naked girls.

"Cowards!" the blonde said victoriously.

"Oh, look. Free seats!" Lala exclaimed in a sudden fit of enthusiasm.

The blonde looked at her friend in surprise.

"You want to sit? Standing is much healthier. And besides, we'd deprive the locals of our Sanflarian beauty!"

Lala had to think on her feet before her shame became too obvious, and she did. Suddenly, the pink-haired girl screamed and grabbed her ankle as if she somehow twisted it on the spot. When Leo and Arnold rushed to her aid, she explained that she had a cramp and needed a moment to regain her footing. With that, the bodyguard could finally land her butt in a warm, albeit clearly not clean, seat.

Meanwhile, the bus got closer to the Transamerica Pyramid, and people started to leave, ready to begin their boring office lives. Arnold felt sympathy for them, thankful to the naked girl beside him that he didn't have to do the same anymore. Before leaving, however, Leo decided to give the passengers one final show and suddenly walked to the end of the bus.

"Since you've been such a good audience, I think you deserve one more good look," she smiled.

Some passengers scoffed and turned away while others whipped out their phones. Leo didn't leave them waiting and quickly enveloped one of her arms around the vertical railing near the door. Then, she pulled herself up and raised her leg like she was on a pole. Several passengers broke the awkward silence by applauding the countess' bravery as she began dancing.

Well, it was hard to call it a traditional dance since she had a very limited space, but she still made the most of it, spinning around on the railings, shocking the nearby folks by spreading her legs and even hanging upside down at one point, kept in place only by her strong legs. The driver turned on a slow song and barely kept himself from turning around, not regretting letting this girl in at all.

She finished with a graceful split in the air, achieved by putting her feet through the handle straps. The people were in awe, even though previously criticizing Leo for lack of modesty, they couldn't help but admire her athletic capabilities. When the bus stopped, the countess landed on the floor and bowed like an actor in a theater. But only after the doors opened and the unsuspecting passersby got a close-up of her majestic ass right in front of their faces.

Arnold couldn't help but laugh seeing how Leo was living an exhibitionist's dream. There was no doubt left in his mind that this girl was fearless. Partially because of the show, but also because she didn't hesitate to press her pussy and backside to the public transport's railing when the movement demanded it. Now that was a bold move and some serious dedication! But, just as everything good, their ride couldn't last forever. Soon, the naked duo ran out of the transport to meet the rest of the delegation.

"I see you had fun back there," Arnold smiled as he held Leo's hand, much to jealousy and surprise of many men around him.

"Indeed. And we weren't the only ones, judging by our happy audience!" the blonde replied and gave giggling Lala some light spanks.

They discussed Leo's show for a while longer, but then the blonde suddenly became serious. It happened right after she raised her head and saw the Pyramid towering above her, like a humongous monolith of Earthians' belief in business and commerce. The sight caused Leo to start repeating her tactics and talking points once more in her head, even ignoring the spectacle her and Lala's nudity was creating in the street.

Right now, that skyscraper wasn't just a piece of alien architecture for the countess. It represented the challenges of diplomacy she'll have to face very soon to achieve her task. The task that the blonde was determined to fulfill for the sake of her people.

However, as the trio walked to the building, they noticed something else. Or, rather, someone. Not the rest of the delegation, as they must've already entered, but instead several dozen Earthians, who looked no less alien compared to the regular public. They were noisy and angry, walking from side to side with signs in their hands. The police were nearby but didn't seem to know what to do with such a strange crowd.

There were both men and women, their numbers roughly equal. All of them were dressed in formal clothing, some even having retro styles that reminded Arnold of the 19th century. The females were all in long, voluminous dresses. Their outfits were things of beauty, but clearly too warm for this weather. Arnold realized it was a protest right away, and its reason also became apparent quickly.

As the group walked forward, they could finally read the signs. Well, except for Lala, but the emphatic girl could feel something was wrong as well. Phrases like "no shameless deals", "keep your curves away from kids", and "CMCF" could be seen all over while women in the crowd repeated them aloud. The protestors' collective mood became even less civil once they saw Leo and Lala and glared at them like a pack of wolves at their next meal.

"Well, this is bad," Arnold pointed out the obvious and hurried to get the nudies away.

However, Leo intervened.

"My lady, please!" the agent whined, "listen to me at least this once."

After all, if something happened to Eleonora of Kir'ador, being office plankton could've turned into a beautiful dream for Arnold.

"Come on. I didn't listen to you once in your Nevada province, and nothing bad has happened. Why would I start now?" the blonde jested, eager to see what the all the fuss was about.

The protestors quickly moved towards the Sanflarians as well, forcing both Arnold and Lala to prepare for a confrontation. They knew Leo wouldn't let anyone push her around, but there was no telling what to expect from these people. The atmosphere quickly turned sour as the protestors began yelling at the naked girls, and Leo saw one of them holding a drawing with a blonde, naked woman covered by black bars. This made the countess grit her teeth, and the pressure in the air began rising.

"What is going on, and who are you people? I've got an important meeting in this building, and there's no time for your silly jokes!" Leo proclaimed proudly, making some protestors take a step back.

An old man yelled something about shame, which several women supported, then the crowd moved apart to let somebody through. It was a tall, beautiful woman in her early thirties. She had an elegant face with deep, brown eyes and a modest look that made her seem reserved and traditional. She wore a long, dark dress and a jacket while her head was covered with a hat that looked like she stole it from Mary Poppins.

"God, you look preposterous!" Leo said before the woman could even speak a word. "Did you pull those rags out of a dumpster?"

The crowd gasped in unison while the brunette stood flabbergasted at this insult. Yet, she didn't back away, instead taking a step forward. The blonde once again demanded to be let into the skyscraper, but Mary Poppins refused, and even Arnold's ICA credentials didn't help this time.

"We will not let you talk with these dirty men and produce that filthy adult film of yours. This country has enough issues with morality, and bimbos walking naked in public surely isn't something we need to add."

"If you only see a bimbo because of my nudity, you should get your eyes checked, woman," Leo scoffed in response. "Who am I speaking to, anyway?"

"We are Textilians!" she said too proudly for a goofy name like that, "a movement dedicated to stopping your takeover of our country! My name is Elizabeth, and I'm the leader and spokeswoman of these people. We won't let your immoral, shameless behavior be forced upon our mothers and daughters. We are sorry about your upbringing that made you believe that flaunting your curves in front of everyone is normal, but this barbaric behavior has no place in the US!"

Both naked girls looked at each other in sheer confusion as the crowd supported Elizabeth with more yelling. She said something else, but her voice got drowned out in angry protestors talking over each other as they tried to insult the delegates.

"Immoral? That's coming from a woman who covers her natural beauty with clothing and makes others do the same? I'm freely showing my body because it was gifted to me by the Many-eyed One. You, however, are a victim of misleading who's afraid of her own image because of what your prudish elders taught you. You know, I've grown to accept that you have your own weird rules, but you don't get to rub them in my face. It's simply rude."

"Rude? You're saying that after shaking your... lady bits in front of everyone you see? The nerve!" replied Elizabeth.

Arnold started calling the rest of his squad, who were on standby just around the corner. It seemed that they prepared for everything except for a peaceful protest, and the US's lax attitude towards such gatherings may have played a trick on them this time. The only option left was trying to defuse the situation, but the chances to do it dwindled as the women grew angrier.

"Listen!" the agent finally mustered up the courage, "how about we all calm down and..."

He was immediately cut off.

"I'm doing this for your sake, you cretins," Leo didn't back down, "so you can actually see our perspective on things through that documentary instead of filling your heads with lies you've made up yourselves!"

"A culture that robs their women of basic dignity has no place here!" Elizabeth parried. "If this show hits our TV screens, it'll traumatize our children forever!"

She extended her hand and pulled a boy close to herself. That boy must've been son of a middle-aged woman standing next to Elizabeth; the only weird thing is that he looked about Arnold's age, and his mom seemed to treat him as if he was still a kid. Even turned his head so he wouldn't look at the naked beauties in front of him.

"I don't know. Look, your friend's son is surely enjoying it. It's completely normal for a man. If he behaves himself, he can stare as much as he likes!"

The 20-year-old guy was smiling from ear to ear as he ogled Leo's fit, shapely form, with a drool hanging in the corner of his mouth.

"Stop it. You're scaring him!" Elizabeth closed the guy's eyes.

"I don't know, Lizzy. It looks like he enjoys it."

The brunette yelled again, demanding Leo not call her Lizzy, but this made her too slow in reacting to the blonde's next move. To prove her point, Leo grabbed the man, pulled him right from his mother's embrace, and pressed his face to her impressive chest. The man squealed with joy and "accidentally" grabbed one of Leo's breasts, making it seem like he was trying to break free but clearly not wanting that to happen. Elizabeth reacted with an angry cry while the crowd encircled the naked duo.

"I'm sure there's a peaceful solution to this!" Arnold tried his best one last time.

But, sure enough, it was too late. One of the crazed Textilians had already grabbed Leo by the hair and tried to scratch her neck with her nails. If only they were open-minded enough to see her more than a bimbo, maybe they'd recognize the danger they were in.

"Lala, formation!" Leo yelled while giving one of the female protestors an elbow.

"Yes!" the bodyguard stood back to back with her mistress, and the two assumed fighting stances. What followed was the least pleasant type of violence--the political one.

Two girls lunged at Leo simultaneously, but she skillfully dodged and grabbed one of their dresses. Before the victim could react, the blonde ripped it to shreds in a graceful spin, then turned to her friend and pulled her hem over her face, causing her to lose sight. Meanwhile, Lala saw a bulky, bearded man running right at her and ducked to avoid his punch. Then, she tripped him with a sweep and landed an uppercut while he was falling.

"Sorry, you've left me no choice!" the girl said with the same nervous giggle.

The guy's jaw cracked, and he fell on the asphalt with a thud. His skinny friend tried to pull out his pepper spray, but Lala bent his arm backwards and turned his lights off with a swift hit to the neck. Then came a woman who yelled something as she put Lala's hands behind her back. The bodyguard swiftly stepped on her foot and turned around, still apologizing.

It took one motion to rip the woman's blouse and release her large, plump tits from their textile prison. The assailant stared at her bare chest in shock, then slapped Lala while covering her boobs with another hand. The bodyguard replied in kind on a pure reflex, sending her topless opponent flying to the ground with a powerful smack.

Leo acted even quicker, as she wasn't as bulky and couldn't rely on her muscles like her friend did. Instead, she decided to humiliate her opponents as much as possible for attacking her. She jumped once the next man tried subduing her, which resulted in his face getting buried in between her legs. Then Leo drove them both to the ground and nearly choked him out with her ass on top of his face.

But her female opponents suffered an even harsher fate. Despite the bikini-clad girl trying to leave, Leo turned her around and tore her underwear off, locks and waistbands destroyed in an instant. The protestor's friend also got naked in mere seconds, after which the countess pushed both of them into the crowd.

They shrieked while landing on top of their fellow Textilians, trying their best to cover their small tits and hairy pussies while tripping over each other. The men's cheeks burned from shame as well, especially when they accidentally started groping the girls' bodies in this chaos.

A third woman, a tomboyish type with short hair and muscular physique, tried attacking Leo but paid for it dearly. She nearly got tangled in her own destroyed dress when it collapsed with a loud, ripping sound. But it became much worse when she was left in only a thong, her hands clutching onto her flat chest. Leo glanced at the underwear's slim, red lines like a predator, then exclaimed:

"It looks like you aren't too modest down there, are you?"

Before the tomboy could protect herself, Leo suddenly pulled her thong's strings upwards and gave the girl the worst wedgie of her life. The sturdy underwear nearly reached her ears and got so deep into her pussy she could've demanded it to marry her. When the garment tore, it was more of a relief than an embarrassment. The tomboy was still whining on her knees when a middle-aged, larger woman bumped into Leo and almost made her fall.

The blonde managed to catch herself and rolled to the side. In the very second, she was right behind the chubby woman with her hands on the dress straps. The woman tried grabbing Leo but realized she couldn't move her arms: Leo destroyed the upper part of her clothing, leaving her topless and tying her with the fabric.

"You... you slut!" the woman yelled, her naked breasts bouncing up and down.

She tried covering herself, but couldn't do anything with her arms pinned to her sides. But the anger within her still demanded action, so she lunged at Leo and bit one of her tits like a savage, landing her teeth on the girl's nipple. Leo screamed in pain and quickly replied with a stiff knee to the woman's belly. She fell down with a wail, and Leo got on top of her, ready to continue the humiliation.

"Wanna use bites during a regular combat? Bad girl, you deserve to get spanked!" Leo said with laughter, then pushed the woman's dress down and tore it off completely along with her underwear.

The woman cried out in shame as her clothes were gone and her round, chubby curves got exposed for everyone to see. But this wasn't the worst part, as right after that Leo began slapping her ass like a giant drum. The blonde gave it all to her strikes, even creating a rhythm in the process while the butt's owner screamed in pain below her.

"Hey, that's my wife!" a male voice called from above the blonde.

The large woman's buttocks were completely red now, and it seemed like her middle-aged, balding husband wanted to do the same to Leo. However, she was quicker once again, so instead of landing his palm at her, the man hit his own wife right at her pussy, making her scream even louder.

"Sorry, I don't wanna interrupt this couple moment!" Leo exclaimed as she pushed the man right at his wife, making them both fall and struggle to get up when the woman's naked curves got right into her man's face.

The Sanflarians kept fighting, the amount of half- and fully naked women around them rising with each second. Some Textilians ran away in panic while Elizabeth urged them to stay and fight while staying behind herself. Lala finally forgot about her embarrassment as she protected her mistress from harm. Leo, on the other hand, felt even better as she tore apart Textilians' posters and dresses of their wives.

Arnold didn't share their optimism. He was in complete shock. He'd expect this protest to turn violent, but wouldn't ever think it'd happen so quickly. Usually, for such counterprotests, there was at least a week of mutual insults before that! He thought about pulling out a gun but timely remembered that he also had a taser. It turned out to be a useful tool when two bigger, angrier men tried attacking Arnold, and he managed to shock both of them with a quick buzz.  

All three were sweating and panting as the chaos grew around them. Thankfully, the rest of the ICA and the local police arrived quickly enough to prevent further escalation. They broke through the crowd and separated the delegates while the crowd kept raging. A burly Sanflarian guard ran up to Leo and hoisted her on his shoulder. The blonde gasped as her tender, naked skin got into contact with the cold metal of his armor. Her next emotion was clearly anger since she started to hit the armor and demanded the soldier let her go.

"Stop it this instant! I've got at least two signs I have to destroy, and I still haven't snatched Lizzy's gown."

"Apologies, my lady, but by your father's orders we cannot let you get hurt!" his muffled yet chivalrous voice rang out through the helmet.

"Imagine doing that by carrying me away instead of helping me strip those chicks!" Leo scoffed in disbelief.

The soldier kept running towards the van while Leo's plump booty swayed back and forth near his face. Being Sanflarian, he disregarded her nudity and didn't even think about the amazing view of her vulva he gave to all the passersby. But it only lasted for a minute since Leo and Lala quickly got into the transport where Araman was already waiting with a disgruntled look on his face. Nothing seemed to go according to plan today.