The Cat's Meow Pt. 02

The cat's meow, part 2

This time Alex is less lucky, in the sense that the porn he is currently watching does fall in the category No mom I swear I slipped and then my hand hit the keyboard wrong and I accidentally pressed this weird link and now I am watching a grown man in a tutu being railed in the butt by a girl with an extra surprise between her legs wearing a rabbit costume. Also no, I was just applying some cream to the rash I have on my upper thighs.

Alex, on purpose or not, times his orgasm with the woman on screen. He is not the most vocal of cummers in the world, but he isn't completely noiseless. With some grunting and panting he crests, but just before the peak a slightly embarrassing little squeak escapes his lips. That's... OK. But still it's nice that there is nobody watch...

"That is forty-six times this week."

Alex jolts and gives a surprised yell. His heart skips at least three beats while he twists around in utter shock, nearly falling off his chair. It's her, languidly lying on his bed, without her face mask. She's looking at him like, em... the cat that ate the canary.

He just stands there, panting and stupefied, while the sound of porn playing is going on in the background. In his shock he has forgotten about his hard cock and his impending climax, but now he follows her eyes downward. His cock is throbbing, the ejaculation too close to be aborted. But without further stimulation the worst thing happens: his dick starts spewing semen, but without any of the blissful feelings that are supposed to go with it. A ruined orgasm.

"What the fuck!?" He covers his dick, that keeps on dripping seed, with both his hands. That means he has to let go of his pants that he was holding up. They drop to the floor with a soft thud, the perfect punctuation to go with the most embarrassing moment of his life. "Stop staring! Also, you just ruined my orgasm."

She slowly raises her eyebrows, and her gaze up to his face. As if to say I will take my sweet time thank you very much. "That's the first thing you say to me after a whole week?" Gods, the smirk. "Why would I stop staring, I watched all the other forty five times..."

"You counted huh? What, you're a cumshot accountant?" Alex is trying to get his clothes back on in the most dignified way possible. Which is really not very dignified, given the circumstances.

She looks pleasantly surprised. "Oh, is that what accountants do? I never figured that out. They count! Accountant! Other cats can only count to three, but I can count much further. Over a hundred, I tried once." Is she pulling his leg? He would not mind pulling his own leg a bit more, to save the last remnants of his lost orgasm. It really is awful. He did extensive research once and has not the slightest clue what attracts people in ruined orgasms. Then again, the same people who make content with ruined orgasms also make videos about kicking their poor husbands in the balls. Equally unattractive.

Shit, that smell. Is it her? Or do ruined orgasms smell like dumpster? "Um, can you just like, turn around for a minute while I sort my stuff out here?"

"Ugh. OK." She rolls over on his bed to face the window. Ah... the window. With her back turned towards him he can see that she has a hole ripped in her pants where her tail sticks through. It's bushy, brown but with a lighter tip, and incredibly long. She's still in the same clothes as last time he saw her. But without the face mask, hoody and with the tail she looks so much more like a cat. It's harder to not feel like a mouse this way.

"Are you sorting your stuff out or are you looking at my ass?"

Alex quickly goes to work with kleenex, pants, boxers and he closes the browser. Her ass is fine, especially with that sexy tail, but definitely not big. In fact, she looks thinner overall than last week, even through the layers of clothing. Can you lose so much weight in a week that it's noticeable?

"So, are you going to tell me why you broke into my house? And spy on me? I have a doorbell you know, if you had rung it I would have let you in."

"Can I turn around?"

Pfff. The audacity. "Yeah alright."

She rolls over again and sits up. "Oh. You can leave the porn on if you want to. I wouldn't want you to adjust because I'm here. I know I'm not going to."

"Can we stop talking about my, em, what I do in my free time and start talking about the break in?" He tries to sound stern, but it doesn't work.

"I didn't break in! Look, you can just..." she crawls to the window, waving that impossible tail, and shows him where it doesn't close perfectly, "stick a claw in there and lift and... whoop, there goes the latch!" She looks so proud. "See, nothing broken!"

"That doesn't mean it's not a br... But what about the spying! I Mean..." He falters. He is shouting at a cat-human hybrid. That may just be a very dumb approach.

"Em, actually. Are you hungry, would you like something to..."

"Yes! Yep, yep super hungry. Get me food please, great plan..." she bounces off the bed and collides with him. She rubs her head against his shoulder. Oh jeez... the smell is definitely her.

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Shouldn't she chew her food? It's probably not something cats are really big on, but she must be mostly human right? He is kind of enjoying watching her revel in the fact that there are unlimited meatballs, but are exploding stomachs an actual thing?

"Because..." she mumbles with her mouth half full, "you put my glove back on inside out you dumbass. I knew immediately when I woke up that second time. You were super sus when you shone your flashlight in my eyes."

"Well, I was checking if you had lenses in."

"Yes but the thing is, you were being too obvious about it. You could never be a secret agent."

"You have them in now." Alex is in two minds about it. Does he want to see her eyes? Will she look evil?

"They hurt. They hurt like a motherfucker. I've had them in all week and they're dirty but I have to put them back in every morning or I will be found out and taken apart in a laboratory. For parts." Her eating speed is going down now that she's halfway through her fourth plate of meatballs with ketchup.

"You can take them out now if you want to. I'll put them in a glass?"

"When I have the tail in my pants that also sucks. Better through the hole, but no pants is even better."

"Em, should I say you can take your pants off too?"

"Fuck you." She stretches. "OK, give me a glass."

Alex gets her a glass and sits down next to her on the bed. She pops her lenses out with a sigh. "So, so much better." She licks her hand and smears it over her eye.

"Don't do that! Your hands are gross, salty and covered in ketchup. Your eye is not getting any better that way."

She makes an exasperated gesture.

Alex can't control his curiosity anymore. "Can I... can I see?"

She looks at him with both eyes wide open. "Yep, human, feast your eyes, on my eyes. Weirdass."

Wow, they're... like in movies. Big slit pupils. When you see cartoons or, in Alex's case more often, porn, with human animal hybrids they will mostly look... acceptable. Like, so close to a human face that you find it different, but cute different. But with her... in reality... it's just a bit scary. Intriguing, but scary. She could still be cute, with the big eyes and the whiskers and all, but she does not look very human at all. Up close. Alex finds he keeps looking at the things that look different from humans and less at the things they have in common. The eyes are very much not human.

"What em... is your name?"

"Mimi. What's yours?"

"Mimi? You're a catgirl and you're called Mimi? Ahem..." Alex clears his throat. Let's keep it civil... "Is that an em... common name for cats?"

"Pff. I don't know, Alex. My cat memories are more like meeow meeow, not Mimi here and Oscar there. I'm kinda thinking my neighbour cats from back then were called hey! and kitty kitty kitty. As in..."

"Yeah, I get it, as in come here, kitty kitty kitty. If you already know my name, why did you ask what it was anyway?"

So, Alex thinks to himself. There is a back then. If he understands what she is saying, she thinks she was a cat up to some point and then changed into a human. Or em, almost a human.

"Also, I'm not a catgirl."

"What?"

"I'm not a catgirl. If you're a cat-girl, that would mean you're a girl, that is catlike. I am not that at all. More the opposite. I'm a cat who happens to be stuck in a girl's body. That makes me a girl cat, not a catgirl. See?"

That's... eloquent. Which is a weird combo with I counted to over a hundred once.

"Aaahhh...." She stretches her limbs, "I am fed, warm and relaxed. You may pet me now." She lets herself fall sideways into his lap, nuzzling up against his stomach. Her hair is bushy and soft, with her two cat ears sticking out of it like hairy sailboats on a brown stormy ocean.

"I ehh... petting. Are you sure?"

"Humans love to pet cats. So I am gracefully allowing you to."

Gods. Alex doesn't want to cross any invisible boundaries, but since she has already crossed every possible boundary he supposes he can em, pet her.

"And... where? I mean, what part of you can I..."

"Behind the ears. Yes, oh fuck yeah right there. And in my neck. My belly. But you can't do that now with my uniform on. Also under the chin. Just... everywhere."

Alex tentatively starts scratching her ears and stroking her neck. The hair on her head extends all the way down her neck and down her shoulders. Only most of her face and neckline remain hairless. Would her titties... Oh come on Alex, show some respect. This is a vulnerable damsel in distress, disguised as a confident predator who has been spying on him for a week. She melts into the touch and starts purring. It sure feels weird to pet a grown woman. The hairiness does kinda help in that respect. It would be even more awkward to pet her on bare skin. Her fur feels very different from human hair. So soft.

"Is this... how it's supposed to be?"

"I don't know. You're the human. I only do this to humour you." Her body language tells a different story though, always seeking more contact. Like somebody who is touch starved and needs to catch up. Alex must admit he also em... Man, her neck is so long. He moves his fingers over her jaw muscles and softly scratches. She is skin on bones though.

"Did you... get something to eat last week?"

"I can take care of myself! Cats can live on the streets. We're good at that. You know, stealing fish and catching mice and all that."

That is doubtful at least. "Stealing fish is from Disney movies dude. You are em... not to want to insult you... skinny and em... you smell like a hobo. Where did you even sleep last week?"

"Hmpf!" There is a bit of a furtive look in her eyes. If you can get that from a cat's face... But she can't help glancing in the direction of the window. Wait a minute. If she actually counted how many times he jacked off in one week, she must have been at that window like... 24/7. Alex gets up, ignoring her groans and pushes the window open. His city is not the coldest, but it's fall, and the gust of wind is still bone chilling. No fur is going to help that. The window opens onto the neighbours roof. In the middle of the city this is actually an advantage, because although it means that Alex has no view on this side of his house, he does have the light and nobody can look in. Normally. Which is why he feels completely unbothered jacking off to embarrassing porn with his back to that window. He sticks his head out and sure enough... in the nook between the neighbours smoke stack and his rain gutter, on a ledge not more than two hands wide... some cardboard, a few scraps of cloth. An insulated boot, but only one...

"Shit, em, Mimi!" The name is still an adjustment. "Did you really...?"

She studies her nails. Make that claws.

"Did you..." if Alex has been paying attention, she is probably going to resent this question, "... actually catch any mice?"

"Grmm!" She rolls her eyes. That is unsettling. Human eyes have round pupils, so if you roll them it looks sort of... mathematically possible. Rolling eyes with slit pupils look like they should actually scratch the eye sockets. "They're just so small! Stupid little things. And all these human limbs are so huge and... unwieldy! I found some food round the back of the burger joint..."

"Well that explains why you smell like a dumpster. You've been slumming it in a rain gutter, and eating trash."

"A dumpster! Is that the one where the woman pretends to not care and just reads her book or plays video games while he fucks her from behind?"

Alex stutters. "Em that is... I wouldn't normally..."

"And then when he shoots his seed inside her and he pulls out and they show the little pink pussy..." Mimi's legs twitch. "and a drop of it gets pushed out. Oh, and I know!" She's bouncing up and down excitedly... "They take a marker and write dick here on her butt and an arrow points at her pussy!"

Alex doesn't know where to look. He is flushed and embarrassed. "It's a roleplay..." he squeaks. "The woman consents and is like... totally into it herself, I swear."

"Also when they write cum slut on her boobs?"

"It's, ahem, a fantasy. Cum dumpster. Because a dumpster is where people dump their trash. That is what you smell off right now. And then she plays a cum dumpster because you can freely dump your cum... It sounds really bad when I say it like that. I don't feel comfortable talking about it..."

"So I smell like a garbage can?" She looks somewhat pouty. Alex is getting better at reading her facial expressions.

"Girl..."

"Cat!"

"Sorry. Cat... you smell way worse than a garbage can. You need a shower right now."

"Right. Showers work as follows." Mimi turns on her lecture mode and even holds up a finger. Em, paw? "You turn on the water. I see you doing that, so I know what's going to happen. I have a fit. I try to bolt through the window, but you have foreseen my every move and locked it beforehand."

"I'm not gonna..."

"Nuh uh, not done yet. While the water heats up, you put on a pair of gloves and these fireworks glasses. Hairballs I hate fireworks by the way. Then you chase me into a corner. I will fight you, but in the end you hold me under my front armpits..."

"Front?"

She looks confused. Her eyes flick from her armpits to her legs. Ah, now Alex gets it. "No, the ones in the back are not called armpits. They're not even your arms, they're legs."

"Oh. Learn something new every day I guess. Right. Where was I? Oh yes. Then you push me under the horrible shower and hold me there while I struggle."

"With your clothes and all?"

"No dummy. Anyway, I get totally soaked and I will whine constantly. Listen, I'll demonstrate." Mimi lets out a mournful, long meow. "By this time you will probably be swearing loads, because I scratched your face and your clothes are all wet."

Alex shakes his head. "No, we're not doing any of that. The deal is simple. If you don't want me to kick you out this very second, you're taking a shower. And I'm washing these clothes. You look as if you've had them on non-stop since last week." Wow! Alex is impressed with his own sternness. Great speech, if he says so himself.

She deflates. "Owkay..."

Huh? "Just like that?"

"Jeah well... I know how to take a shower. I just hate it. And you did rescue my bike."

Alex is confused. "Why did you do the whole rundown then? And, whose face did you scratch by the way?"

A guardedness creeps over her face. "Nobody's. I mean, I just saw that on TV."

"Where do you watch TV, normally?"

"Em..." her glare deepens, "I... there is... em. The TV store. You know, they have TV's and they are on all day. And you can see them from outside. There is... a window sill. And you can watch TV."

Right... "And you saw somebody try to shower their cat?"

She's fidgeting. "Ah, no. Not really. I... I mean I remember that from back when I was still a cat. Yes, that's it."

"I thought your memories were like... murky?" Alex feels that he is reaching the end of her rope here.

"Hmpf. Do you want me to take the torture shower or not?"

"Yes. I can not stress enough how badly I want you to take a shower."

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Alex is standing at the bathroom door. She's in there, and if he interprets the sounds correctly she has taken off her clothes. That means she's naked. Covered in nothing but her fur. Fuck, he really wants to know if her boobs are furry or not. And... would there be fur on her pussy lips? Like, if you would spread her furry and soft outer labia, would there be a dramatic reveal of her glistening inner folds, with a clear drop of forming at the...

She hasn't locked the door. But there is no way Alex is going to try opening it. She'd probably scratch his eyes out. Why do bathroom doors not have keyholes? Alex tries to make as little noise as possible as he gets on his knees. Sadly, spying under the door only rubs the fact that he needs to clean better in his face. Literally.

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Mimi hates showers, because all cats hate showers. She doesn't know if anybody else has ever made an extensive list of the reasons that cats hate showers, but Mimi makes one every time she has to take a fucking shower. On top of the list is the fact that showers are wet. The main reason cats hate getting wet is that their fur will soak all the way through, leaving them wet, miserable and shivering for hours. Not every cat has the luxury of a warm house and an attentive owner with a soft towel. The dislike is deeply ingrained. Angry owners who forcibly hold you under the shower (reason four) to get rid of the wonderful smell of rotting fish that you worked so hard to achieve (reason three) don't really help in that regard.

But, and this Mimi thinks must be the reason that humans are least likely to think of, a good second place goes to the deafening and frankly painful noise that showers make. Easy for humans, with their stupid ears that hardly even work and are conveniently placed on the side of their heads. But you try holding your head under a warm sprinkly waterfall when your ears are fuzzy, super sharp and placed on top of your head. Ugh. If it weren't for Alex's threat to kick her out she would never have gotten under the evil contraption in the first place.

She does her head first. Get the worst part over with. Head under the water. Mimi manages about three seconds. Then the gooey stuff from the bottle. Shampoo for everything. Mimi knows this. Other people use a different bottle for their body, but shampoo is for hair, and Mimi has hair all over the place. Ugh the soapy bubbly stuff gets everywhere.

She winces as she rinses her head and ears off. No matter how much you flatten your ears, the drumming is still torture and there is bound to get at least some water in your ears. That's gonna be a nightmare. You're probably thinking but what if it rains. Well, cats also hate rain. So there.

The worst part is over though. She lowers the shower head so that only her body gets sprayed on. Ha, much better. Time to get nice and clean, so he can pet her without making these gagging noises. He tried to suppress them, but Mimi's hearing is much, much better than that of a human, so that didn't help. It is sweet. That he tried to hide the fact that her smell made him nearly throw up. Mimi suspects that as humans go, this one is actually nice. She knows that not all pet owners are good. I mean, he fed her, he didn't kick her out. A hundred percent score there. He seems to hate that she watches him when he surfs porn and jerks off. Weird. Cats will lick their own asshole in front of their owner no problem.

Mimi drizzles shampoo all over her titties. She is well aware of the fact that they're sexy. Big, jiggly, furry, with dark hard nipples. She rubs them gently. Rubbing over the nubs gives her a little jolt. She actually kind of likes it when he surfs porn. OK, a lot. It's... when he starts off slow and doesn't even open his pants yet, and his breathing is still normal... but then he gets more aroused and you can hear his breathing change and a tension creep into his shoulders. Mimi likes to make a mental note of which porn exactly he is watching right at that moment. Like, what does it for him. Even better are the parts he rewinds because he wants to watch it again. Usually when he is ready to come. He did that this morning. He was getting closer, Mimi could tell. And then he went back to a video he watched earlier, so he must really like it. It was an awesome camera angle. The girl was bent forward over the table and the guy was behind her. He was fucking her, but not in the pussy or the butt, but between her legs. You could see the cockhead peep out from in between her thighs on every thrust. A pretty cock too, with a big flared head. Mimi sticks her shampooed hand between her upper legs and mimicks the way the cock would slide in between them. She imagines that Alex pets her and that he feels how soft and furry her thighs are. The poor boy would probably come in his pants from the idea alone.

When the guy on screen was almost there, Alex took his hand and formed a ring with his thumb and forefinger. Human fingers are nifty things. Mimi has to make do with these in between claw-fingers. He then licked his fingers and moved his cock up and down in them, copying the movement of the man on screen. Mimi could just see him imagining that it was his own cock between the girl's thighs. And then, just when man on screen blew his own load, so did Alex. Mimi always held her breath when he did that and slowly released it when he was done. It had been his first cumshot of the day. That meant it was unusually big, like, fat ropes of sperm. Mimi rubs her legs together just thinking of it. With an embarrassing little squeak she can feel herself spraying a little pee.

Ah! Stupid human body. When she was a cat, she never had these... feelings. But now it's like she's constantly on the hot side of the cycle. How do human women even cope?

Loath as Mimi is to admit, accidentally letting a little spray of pee fly is something you best do under the shower, when you try to be a civilised girl cat. She rinses herself and the shower cabin, cuts the water and starts drying off. She can hear Alex being nervous outside the door. What is wrong now? Even when wet, Mimi's ears are much sharper than any human's. And if she's not mistaken he's lying on the floor in front of the door. Why on earth? She decides to take a look and opens the door.

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Bonk! "Ouch!"

"Why are you on the floor?"

Alex looks up from his crouched position in front of the narrow slit under the, now open, bathroom door. Busted...

Wowzers! His eyes follow a trail up Mimi's bare, dripping wet and wonderfully furry legs until they land right at the very thing he tried to get just one look at from under the door. It's... a thing of beauty. Like an egyptian cat goddess Mimi towers over him, her muscled legs framing the prettiest little pussy known to man, with the furry outer lips that he was hoping for and two precious pink inner lips dangling between them. Alex's mouth opens and closes like a fish, words unable to make it past his stupor. She is still dripping from the shower and a big drop of water comes loose from the fur around her pussy, dribbles down these dangling folds... what would they feel like in my mouth? Alex is just coherent enough to think... and falls directly on his nose. Mimi giggles.

This finally gets him out of his state of shock.

"You're... you're naked." It comes out hoarse.

"I did tell you I don't like clothes. Why are you on the floor?"

There is no use denying it...

"I em... I was peeping..."

"At me?"

"Eh, yes, at you." What, did she think he was peeping at the dust buildup under the door?!

"Oh. I see. You were doing horny stepson spies on busty stepmom, gets busted!"

"I... wha... I mean, kinda..." Alex somehow finds himself unable to get up, and also unable to stop staring at Mimi's pussy.

"Were you jacking off?"

"I... no! Of course not, I would never, em..." She is never going to buy this.

"Why not? Couldn't you see anything?"

Alex feels like he is walking into a trap. "Oh, no. Absolutely nothing!"

"Bummer man. Next time I take a shower... oh wait, that is going to be, em, never. Anyway, should I be in there getting dressed or whatever, I can leave the door open just a bit." She starts talking faster in apparent enthusiasm about the prospect. Alex's gaze slowly rises from her pussy, up her flat and furry stomach, to the other subject of his imagination and discovers that yes, her boobs are entirely covered in fur, up to her neckline. A short, soft looking fur, that does nothing to cover her up and make her big, hanging boobs look any less lewd. They're... phenomenal. The nipples are hairless and just poke out from under the thin layer of cream colored fur. Alex can almost feel what they would be like in his mouth...

Meanwhile, Mimi has continued her indecent proposal "... and I would be with my back to you, and I'd swish my tail and curve my back, like this..." She strikes a seriously pornographic pose. Alex is sure his heart is about to give out. "But then, right when you're about to come, I look over my shoulder and see you jerking your dick! And I smack my hand across my mouth, like super exaggerated, with my eyes wide open. And then, em, what's next? Oh, I know, then you throw the door open and jerk your dick looking super enjoy-y. Is that a word? And then you shoot your cum, and it's super much, like a..." Mimi's knees shake a bit. Alex looks back at her pussy, that is looking, if possible, even more tasty than before.

"I... I... oh shit." A tiny jet of pee shoots out of Mimi's folds and hits Alex right in the face!

Mimi looks horrified. "Oh fuck, I'm so sorry!" She kneels next to him. Alex sits up quickly and stares at her wide eyed. "What the fuck?"

"It's this dumb human body! I can't help it, it just does this sort of..." She trails off. Her facial expression slowly shifts from human and embarrassed to something more... animalistic.

"I think I was... marking... something?"

A look of determination passes over her face. "I'm gonna do your pillow too!"

"No!" Alex sprints after her, muttering curses and trying to remember how long ago his bedsheets were washed last.

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"Owwww. Poor Alex! And you were only defending your bed from my irrational pee assault! Look at your face, all scratched. I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me!"

"Well, cunt." Alex uses the word that in their language means cunt. It's a surprisingly normal swear word in their country, used by people of all ages, and in all but the most formal situations. It's almost never used in its original meaning as a crude way to refer to lady parts, but mostly as an adjective or an adverb. Somewhat famous is the sports coach in an after game press conference who said 'Disappointed? No, I wouldn't go so far as to say disappointed. But it sure is cunt.' This was widely considered very funny, but weirdly not inappropriate.

One thing Alex knows for sure is that Mimi is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, she is fucking smoking hot and running around his house blessedly naked. Sometimes even on four legs, as he just witnessed. And she doesn't smell like a garbage pile anymore. On the other hand, she can scratch your eyes out with her fucking claws for just trying to stop her from peeing on your pillow.

"Are you..." a tear is forming in the corner of her eye. Alex spares some of his mental space to try to remember if cats can cry. "... kicking me out now?"

Alex sighs. "Christ, Mimi. It's pouring out. And if the wrong person finds you they might actually... what did you say? Take you apart..."

"... for parts."

"And you can't feed yourself like this. I'm not kick..."

Mimi jumps on his face, smothering him with the fur on her stomach. "Thank you thank you thank you. Good human. Best human!" She makes catty purry and meeowy noises. "You can just sit at your computer and look at porn and jack off and I'll just lie curled up on the couch and pretend not to look. You won't even notice I'm here. And I do everything on the toilet like you're supposed to when you're human!"

"Youww... wha?" Alex's muffled words are lost on Mimi anyway, who keeps rattling on about being a good cat. Considering that the alternative is a litter box, the toilet seems like a big plus.

"Ouch."

She finally gets the message and removes her furry body from his face. Hairs stick to the red scratches on his face.

"Oh... It looks kinda bad. I'm so sorry. My claws are so sharp and much bigger than when I was a cat..."

"I need to clean and treat it. Otherwise it's going to infect. I'm lucky you just came from the shower, or it would be much worse."

"I can help. Can I help? I want to help, does it help if I lick the wounds..."

Alex sighs, gets up and drags her, still babbling, to the bathroom, where the first aid kit is.

"I'll show you how it's done. First aid is important. And you have to help me clean the bed. I mean, you missed the pillow, but you hit pretty much everything else."

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"Ah!" Mimi sounds pretty pleased with herself. "Now I know how to make a bed, and how to apply disinfectant. Ugh, it smells so bad. Totally getting the hang of this human life!"

In the back of his mind, Alex wonders how much experience Mimi has with human life. Sometimes she talks as if it's her first week of being a human. But, how on earth did she ever land a job as mailwoman if that were the case?

They sit on the bed, that has just been freshly made with Alex's spare set. He almost forgot he had it. Mimi is still extremely naked and seems to make a point of pushing her boobs, and damn, those are some hot boobs, up and together. "So..." Alex can't really explain why, but he really wants to get to the bottom of Mimi's backstory. "how long have you been human now?"

She scowls. "Not human! I'm a cat, told ya several times now." She grins mischievously. Ha, mischief. Another emotion Alex has learnt to read from her catlike features. "The question is, how long have you not jerked off? I wouldn't know, I can't tell time, but you would probably have jerked your cock while watching porn five times since I snuck in and ruined your orgasm."

Ugh. Alex tries not to sound annoyed. "Why do you keep talking about my masturbation habits? What's it to you? This is my house, I can jack off if I want to." OK. Mission to not sound annoyed failed.

"Aléééx... that's just what I'm saying. If you are gonna not jerk off because I'm here, you're going to get annoyed with me and kick me on the street." A whine enters her voice. "Where it raaaaains! Just go on." She sits back on her haunches and folds her arms behind her back, which raises her titties up even more. She sways her upper body from side to side and winks. "You're probably super horny because you're looking at my boobs all the time. Do you like them?"

"Jeez Mimi! Yes. Of course I like em. You're hot. I get super horny because you're around. Is that what you like to hear? I get super horny, right up until the moment you claw my face. That is a bit of a downer."

"Ow! Don't be cranky! Just jerk off. You're cranky because you need to blow your load. You're cranky because of your ruined orgasm."

"But, I couldn't just unzip my pants here and jerk off right in front of you... right?" If he is being honest with himself, Alex can feel his balls contract at the thought. He jerks off a lot, so going into remission only takes about an hour.

"Why? I think people jerk off in front of their cats all the time. I wouldn't know, but, why not?"

"Yes but, those are like their cats and they can't talk. You wouldn't just lie there licking your claws, you would comment on how gross I am. And stuff."

Mimi looks offended. Alex is very much aware that they're on his actual bed, that Mimi is a mythical creature positively oozing sex, and that his cock is... yup, it's hard.

"I don't find it gross. Oh I know! You jerk your human cock and I could frenulum torture you. Or if that's a little much for you, frenulum stimulation compilation. What is compilation? Do you use your tongue for that?"

Alex is shocked. "Mimi! It doesn't work like that! You don't have to do any sexual stuff to me just to make me feel at ease with your being here! It's not a... transactional kind of..." Alex waves his hands around, unsure of where to even start. Mimi seems to think it's a good idea to lick the penis of any guy that gives her a plate of meatballs. But she doesn't seem to get... humans. "OK, OK, wait up..."

Alex holds up his hand to make Mimi shut up long enough for him to concentrate, and to block her boobs from his view. They're distracting.

"So, when a man and a woman love each other very much... no, that's the wrong place to start. Em... Mimi, sex stuff is intimate. It's not something you do with just anybody. Unless, fuck I'm explaining this wrong. You actually can have sex with just anybody, but then you both understand that this is something that is normally super intimate, and you are both on the same page about that."

"Like..." Mimi seems uncertain, "you wanna girl fucks total stranger at parking lot with me?"

"No! No that's not what I'm saying at all. By the way, those people in the video are not actually total strangers to each other, they just pretend they are."

"Really? So they're liars?"

"Can we get back on topic please? So what I'm saying is that you first need to understand that having sex, or even just a handjob, is an intimate thing and, you know... it means that we're... intimate?" Alex has just depleted his quota of the word 'intimate' for an entire year.

"But I want it to be intimate. You're my... human and I'm your... cat, so. I mean if you don't pet me under my belly anytime soon I'm going to chew through the charging wire for your phone."

Behind the words 'cat' and 'human' Alex can almost hear two other words. But not quite. His mind latches onto petting her belly and the thought gets lost somewhere. "You're my cat?"

"You didn't have a cat, the window was unlocked, so..."

"Look I'm not gonna lie. You're sexy. Super sexy. I could just stare at your butt with your tail swishing and I could jack off all day. And cum on your titties, like... ahem. And also lick your vag. Em, sorry, got carried away."

Mimi's whiskers bristle. That's a nice trick!

"But, what I'm saying is... humans do all that stuff, normally, only when they're like, in love. You know what that is, right?"

Mimi rolls her eyes. Aargh, scratchy eye sockets!

"And if it seems like a sort of... payment for letting you crash here that would... em..."

"Alex! Stop being so human about it! Being in love... sitting in a tree... KISSING... I know what it is. It's just, the whole being in love thing is not what cats do. It's totes human. You're doing that one thing where something works in your head, and you look at other stuff and you think they have the same thing going on in their head." She's gesticulating loads. "Like, where you're shivering because you're cold and you think that polar bears are probably also cold."

"Wait up. You can't tell time, but you do know what psychological projection is?"

"It's like, cat's don't fall in love, we purr for anybody. I just need you to not feel weird about jerking your dick ten times a day and I'd happily scratch your balls... gently, like super gently!... if that makes it less weird. I can tell from your face that it doesn't make it less weird..."

While Mimi keeps talking Alex is seriously considering just whipping it out. It's just that he can't shake the feeling that Mimi doesn't understand what she is saying yes to. Just then his phone rings. Probably his brother. Yep.

"Hey bro!"

"Hey Alex! How are you?" Judging from his brother's voice, there is nothing the matter, just a social call. Alex likes it when his brother calls. He loves him. Super human thing to do, as it turns out. He doesn't really like it when he grills him about getting a job, or an education, but hey. It isn't hard to see where he's coming from. I mean, his brother doesn't know about The Project. So. Alex doesn't really know why he never told him about it. He glances over at Mimi. Damn, the nakedness doesn't get old quickly. Maybe now is not a great time to explain The Project to his brother.

"Have I ever told you that I like it more when you call me by my name, rather than bro?"

"Yeah, several times, Dan." Alex calls him the equivalent of Dan in their language. It's a very common name. Solid. Fitting for his older brother, who settled down so early in life with his uni love Francesca, got this super steady job in construction calculations and two kids. Truth be told, they are adorable and even though he is well aware that he is the sketchy uncle with lacking personal hygiene, Alex loves them like crazy, and they him back. "How are you... bro?"

"Haha. Great. As always. Been to the petting zoo, can't go wrong with that. Doing hamburgers tonight. I already prepared the onions, got the cheddar. Awesome."

Mimi's ears prick up. She can hear everything, obviously, because of her being so close and her great hearing.

"Nice man. I'll pop by soon for a burger!" Dan is very pleased with his own burgers, and rightfully so: the man makes a mean hamburger. Mimi looks interested at the prospect. But how would that even work?

"Hey, I only have a minute, but I was thinking. You know, Christmas?"

"I am aware of the existence of Christmas... although it's still two months away."

"So I was thinking, a real family Christmas dinner should have like, the older generation hosting it and all, but em..."

"Yeah, yeah..." Even after a few years, Alex still can't help the rasp and choke that the thought of his parents' death brings. Mimi tilts her head and looks at him... neutrally? Mildly interested?

"So Francesca's parents are going to be in the country this Christmas, and we could celebrate, and you'd be there as the cool uncle, and they are there as the cool grandparents, and you know..."

"Yeah, we'd be a complete set." Oh wait, maybe that sounded sarcastic. He really didn't mean to.

"You meant that like you said, right? Not sarcastic?"

Alex grins. "No man, just the way I said it. It'd be nice. They're the coolest grandparents in the world, I'm the coolest uncle in the world and you can be the boring dad. So, it'd... be like a whole day, and cooking dinner together and all?"

Alex's brother has known him for all his life, and can read him like nobody else. "Wait up. Something's going on. Are you alone in there?" Mimi looks terrified. Alex shakes his head in a, hopefully, comforting way. "You were thinking, can I bring a date, right?"

"Em..."

"Aha you were!" Mimi's terrified look slowly fades, leaving... what does a thoughtful expression even look like on a cat's face? "So there is somebody! And you're thinking that they may still be around this Christmas..." Dan sounds elated. "Am I right?"

"Okay... so there may be somebody. But I don't know if..." If you guys are gonna have a heart attack when I bring home a fully clawed catwoman. "I mean, how things will develop."

Mimi stares at him, wide eyed, and cocks her head.

"Dude, bro... Is it the same girl from last time? The one who stayed over?"

"Ahem, yes. Yep, that's the one."

"And you sound this awkward because... she's right there with you, right?"

"Dan..."

"I should probably hang up now. Gotta run. See you!" Click.

Alex puts his phone to the side and scratches the back of his neck. Mimi hasn't broken eye contact. She rolls on her side, which accidentally places her head in his lap. Still not breaking eye contact, she nuzzles his crotch.

"Mimi..." Alex whispers. He places his hand on her head and scratches behind her ear. She starts purring. A deep, sonorous rumble, almost not fitting for such a lean, em, girl. Cat. Alex remembers that he thought of it as snoring, the first time he met her. Mimi sure isn't sleepy now though. She pushes her furry head and ear against his hand and nuzzles his crotch again, this time a little harder. The intensity of her gaze, the purring, the closeness, the increasing insistency of her nuzzling... and possibly the hours-long masturbation withholding. Alex's cock swells up in his pants. He knows Mimi can tell. Her eyes flick to his belt buckle for a moment, and then right back to his eyes. One more nuzzle.

"Mimi... I really want to." Alex whispers, afraid to break the spell. "But, are you sure you..."

A single tear wells up in her left eye. So cats can cry. "You really do huh..."

With trembling fingers he opens his belt buckle and pants and shoves them down his legs. Alex's cock tents his boxer shorts. Mimi takes the opportunity to nudge it with her nose. Oh fuck.

He frees his straining cock and pushes his boxers down his legs too. Mimi lifts herself up to make room for him and straddles his legs. She keeps looking at him with her big cat eyes. Hopeful, wishing, pleading almost, and cups both her breasts, presenting them to him. As if to say please Alex, jerk off to my big and juicy kitty titties. Alex is only human, how can he refuse? The first tug though makes him realise he is already very close to coming.

"I'm close already...."

Mimi reaches out and takes his left hand. The non-jerking one, so to speak. She places it on her head, just below the ear. He gets the message and lightly scratches her there. She leans into the touch and starts purring again. Awesome. She gives him a shy smile and bends down to his cock. She sticks her tongue out. It's the first time Alex sees it, really. It's light pink and sort of wide and flat. She looks up and raises her eyebrows. Alex pulls his foreskin back and pushes his cock straight up. It seems bigger like that, which is kind of cool. Mimi goes cross eyed as she zones in on the tip and slowly moves her tongue closer. Frenulum stimulation. It looks attractive on screen, but this is actually his first time...

"Ouch! Oh fuck!" He jerks his cock away from her tongue. "It's like sandpaper!"

This sure helps to postpone his orgasm. Oops, Mimi looks...

"Sorry, I didn't mean to... it's just that your tongue is... em..." He fizzes out. There is a reason Alex has no girlfriend. He knows. The idea in itself is nice, it's just that the whole interaction thing is not his strong suit.

Mimi looks taken aback. She stares morosely at his, slightly deflating, dick.

"Alex..." she speaks for the first time since he hung up the phone, "I really want this to work."

"It is working! You're super hot, trust me! Like... show me your titties again."

She does. The titties are just as hot as a minute ago, but Mimi's switch from I'm hot to he just turned me down but I am desperate is, em, not working for Alex.

"It's getting all soft..."

It's true. Rather than mumbling excuses Alex decides to just defuse the situation. He, reluctantly, lets go of his junk and opens his arms. Mimi crawls up to him and lies her head on his chest. The hairs on her belly and leg tickle his cock. He starts petting her in her neck, her back, under her chin... It's a pity he just can't reach her tail or he would stroke that too.

"Don't kick me out..."

"I'm not gonna kick you out."

"You can jerk off to tiny videos online and get hard without a problem... I'm much bigger, like totally zoomed in. I don't get it."

"You're way hotter than porn videos. I was just a little nervous." He needs to say something that will make her feel wanted. But not too wanted. She just almost clawed his eyes out!

"I think I needed a cat anyway."

Mimi immediately starts purring again. Alex likes it. A sound that just says 'we're OK'.

He feels back at ease. Because she is back at ease. The rhythmic vibration of her purrs carries all the way to her belly, that is resting on his dick. Right up against her warm, tickly fur... He glances down at where her nose is burying under his chin, and further down, where her boobs are pressed against him, so big and lewd. The nipples are swollen and clearly visible through her fur. Fucking hot. He shifts his hips a little, which causes the head of his, now fully hard again, dick to rub in her fur. And then...

"Oh, fuck! Mimi I'm gonna... sorry! Hnnn!"

Mimi's eyes widen in shock as Alex starts coming. Alex has a big orgasm. Nothing ruined about this one. He grunts and fat jets of cum land on his own shirt and in Mimi's fur. It lasts too, it feels like he just keeps coming, as if there is no peak, but more of a highland plateau.

Alex slowly comes down from his high. Damn, that was a good one. He loosens his grip on Mimi, who he was accidentally crushing in the throes of his orgasm. Ow... she's probably not super happy with his sticky spunk in her fur.

On the contrary, Mimi looks elated. "It did work!" She smiles widely, which honestly looks a bit scary on her cat face. "You took one look at my sexy boombooms and you shot your load! You think I'm super hot. Obvi, because I am. You're not gonna kick me out! You needed a cat anyway! You're a cuddle cummer. You cum when you cuddle!"

Yup. A sorta... spontaneous combustion. It's never happened to him before. His explanation is that the pressure was really high... it was a great orgasm though.

"Your fur is, em, stimulating. I... that was really good. I'm sorry that it was so quick... and I soiled your hair... em, fur."

"Don't worry about it silly. I'm so happy. I'm just happy that you can actually come in front of me. Instead of just the one ruined orgasm. Now you can just go back to jerking off all day, and I can lie on your couch like a good cat and chase flies. Everything is going to be just great!" She inspects the mess he made. "I need to get this off though. The normal method where I lick my paws, rub them behind my ears and my whole body magically becomes clean doesn't work since I have this... human body."

She points at the bathroom with a grin. "I can leave the door open just a little bit, so you can spy on me? I promise I'll act like I don't notice, so you're not busted."

Oh fuck, that would be insanely hot.

"Em, ahem, that would be pretty great, em... Would you... also be, em..."

She smirks. His premature cumshot must have given her a confidence boost. "Just say it. Dumb human."

"Could you like, turn your back towards me and soap up your butt?" Alex goes beet red. "Sorry, sorry! I shouldn't have said that! Crossed a line there!"

"Why? I'm getting under the awful shower again, for the second time in one day, mind you, so I might as well soap up my butt, right?"

"And, ahem, the tail too?"

"Not the whole tail. Just the base. Do you think that's hot?"

Alex nods.

"Like, so hot that you would jerk off to it?"

Alex nods again. Vigorously.

"So if I go in there and do the torture shower, all unsuspecting, you're going to shoot your load all over the bathroom floor?"

Alex grins.

"Fuck. Well, em..." Mimi imitates a posh accent. "Mister human, I will be unsuspectingly cleaning myself in the, em bathroom facilities. I could do with a little privacy." She winks at him and whispers "Not!"