Having Fun with Wet Old Ladies

Ever since I can remember I have been a devotee of sex with old and extremely old grannies but when I was 25, Doreen my then 68 -year-old granny fuck mate introduced to the delights of piss sex. She first asked me to finger her as she took a piss but it was when she shot out a fountain of piss when she orgasmed. We then progressed to me pissing up her cunt after I fucked her. Altogether it made me so fucking horny.

Finding other old ladies who enjoyed water sports was a problem. Although over 80 per cent of old ladies over 60 suffered from incontinence many old women feel ashamed of it. They are forever going to the toilet where in fact if they accepted the fact that they could have a great sex life by using their incontinence to great effect.

That was the situation when I got to the point of having sex with Joan. She was my ideal old lady. At 72 she was buxom, had a delightful soft fat belly and a nice soft hairy fanny. More to point, had a lovely caring attitude, and had not had sex for 10 years.

We had first met in the supermarket when she asked if I could help put her bags into the back of her car, as they were too heavy. Anyway, I made a fuss of her and flattered her and immediately she invited me to tea. After that I used to help her do little jobs around the house.

Well, anyway, one evening I had just finished putting up a picture. Now normally, Joan wears very conservative dresses, usually blouses buttoned up. Nevertheless, this evening when I asked her to bring me a pair of pliers, she demurely passed them up, showing off a fantastic massive amount of crinkly cleavage via a very low-cut dress. Of course, I began to get a stiffy, and as it grew, all 7 inches of it stuck out.

Joan said nothing but had a sly smile. Afterwards, we had a couple of mugs of coffee and I took the risk of saying to her: "Joan, I'm sorry about you seeing my 'excitement' just now. Hope I didn't embarrass you at all."

"Not at all, if I am being honest with you Dave I did it on purpose to see if you liked me or just felt sorry for me."

"Oh Joan you soppy thing, I do like you, in more ways than one", I replied and leaned across and kissed her lovely warm sensuous lips. "There, does that prove it?" Joan did not reply but immediately kissed me again forcing her tongue into my mouth. With our tongues playing with each other I started to fondle those luscious tits.

"Oh Dave, I have not had sex in years, you make me feel like a young girl again", she said, massaging my cock. From there my hand was up her fat thighs and I looked forward to playing with her cunt. Instead, I was playing with a piss pad!

"Oh, I forgot about that, Dave, sorry," she said, going bright red. "You see, I have a leaking problem and it's such a nuisance. You are disgusted aren't you, and I wouldn't blame you?"

"Now hold on Joan, did I say that? No! I must admit to having a bit of kink in that direction. Ladies, who dribble piss and squirt when excited, really turn me on. Want to try it?"

"Only if you promise not to laugh if I make a mess."

"I promise. Get rid of that pad, take off your bra, and put on a nice skirt so I can rub your fanny? Oh, and by the way, bring a towel."

We soon got back to doing what I liked best. She was delightful and soon progressed to letting me piss up her hairy hole. You know if more old ladies knew the delights of piss sex they would never complain about being incontinent!

Penelope

Penelope was a lovely elderly lady. She never told me her age but I put her around 75-80. Refined, she spoke with a cut-glass accent and came into my specialised lingerie and clothes store every few months. She dressed demurely and not for one minute did I think she was sexual. Anyway, last Friday around 5.00pm just as I was about to close she came in looking flushed. "Oh Dave I'm glad I caught you. You see, I was shopping and suddenly without warning, I wet myself. Would you be so kind to let me use your loo to change?"

"That would be ok Penelope." As I showed her to the toilet, she added, "I will need knickers and stockings, you know my size. Meanwhile I will undress. Knock on the door when you have them."

As I approached the toilet with her knickers and stockings, I heard her sobbing. I knocked on the door.

"Come in Dave", she whimpered.

In her distress she was oblivious she had no pants on and her cellulite addled legs wide open and she was giving me a wonderful view of her very hairy cunt. I was quickly getting hard.

"Don't get upset Penelope, I've seen this happen to ladies your age very often. Now stand up and let me take off your wet nylons." I went as slow as possible undoing the suspenders attached to her girdle and then rolled them down.

Sitting back down on the pan, she said, "You are very understanding for one so young, Dave. I often wondered why you are this way with us old ladies."

Standing in front of her, so she could clearly see my trousers tenting, I replied, "The fact is Penelope, since I had an intimate relationship with a lady like you when I was 24, I enjoyed it so much, I now have an extremely strong sexual preference for elderly ladies and sometimes old couples."

"That is interesting Dave." Handing him her handkerchief, she added, "Would you be a dear and wipe between my legs and thighs. The fact is I had this accident because I forget to put on my incontinence pad."

Standing up and parting her cellulite addled fat thighs she added. "Just dab my privates, they are very sensitive. Oh that's nice, John. Make sure you also wipe my bottom."

She was being one hell of a fucking tease, so I made the most of it. By the time I had gently dabbed her large clit and poked the hanky around her shithole, she was breathing quite fast. After she put on her stockings and knickers, I offered her a cup of tea, but she gracefully declined. But she added, "Dave, as you have been so gallant and helpful, could you bring that spandex open bottom girdle, size 18 and that see through look, front opening bra in size 34DD for me to try on at my place tomorrow afternoon. We can also have afternoon tea. After the lovely way you treated me today, I would like you to tell and show me why you like and understand us elderly ladies so much.

I reasoned that Penelope had given me the green light to seduce, play with and hopefully fuck her. So, to get her fanny motor warmed up I put on my lightweight trousers which were tight and highlighted my limp but thick nine inch cock.

Arriving at her place which was a compact bungalow in an expensive part of town.

Penelope greeted me with an air kiss, "Dave, welcome, it's lovely to see you again. Come through to the lounge, I've just made tea for us."

When we met in the shop, she was dressed nicely. Now all she wore was a simple shift dress that whilst not unflattering, just surprised me.

She invited me to sit on the sofa opposite her and handing me the tea continued, "Dave as I said I am curious as to why you sexually prefer and understand elderly ladies so much."

"Penelope, I'm flattered that you are interested but I must warn you that my answer may upset you."

"Oh don't be silly, I'm 78 for goodness sake and worldly wise, so please continue."

" Well, when I was 17 going on 18 I had exceptionally strong sexual urges and was masturbating a lot. I went out with girls on dates but they all ended because of the same problem which is my abnormally nine inch thick penis. In retrospect I think they thought it would damage them. It was so frustrating."

"Yes, I can understand that after what I glimpsed in the shop, please go on."

One afternoon, my mother barged into my bedroom as was having a nice long wank. Apologies for the language, Penelope. She was shocked but understanding of my predicament. To cut to the chase, she introduced me to our neighbour, who although 60 was very highly sexed. In turn she initiated me into all aspects of normal and what some would consider perverted sexual pleasure. After that I was hooked. Since my twenties, I have had very stimulating and intimate friendships solely with elderly ladies and have always found them very desirable and interesting."

"How old was the oldest, if I may be as bold to ask?"

"At one time 70, but three years ago I enjoyed a very horny relationship with an 89 year old. Believe me she was very perverted and lovely and we enjoyed a few years of fantastic and glorious sex together. What about you, Penelope, I bet you was flattered when you saw my erection."

" Yes, I was and if I am honest John, when you wiped you wiped me dry, I was getting really excited because I thought we might be very compatible because I adore piss play, amongst other things. There I have come clean. I didn't have an accident that day, my usual pee squirts went wrong."

"Wow, it is very unusual to meet to meet a lady who enjoys pee sex.. You see, ever since an old piss lover like you, asked me to finger her as she peed, I was a devoted advocate of piss play and sex."

Over the years some of my elderly lady friends thought their sexual interests perverted that was until I told them mine. So I will do the same with you. Here goes. I get turned on by ladies with hairy vaginas and bum holes -- the hairier the better -- and just love watching them in the toilet so I can feel their hot pee through my fingers and a lot more. I also enjoy large ladies with floppy titties and soft fat bellies."

"Dave, you may be young but I know we are going to enjoy each other. Now, let me try on the girdle and bra."

Standing up she undid all the dress buttons and let it fall to the floor.

"Well, what do you think?"

She was stark naked and to my eyes gorgeous. Her full tits hung really low and the nipples were thick and about half an inch long. Down below, her belly hung just above her vulva and she was hairy. Turning round she bent over showing loads of hair around her shithole.

"Am I to your liking,?"

My cock was really hard and I needed to fuck her.

"Penelope I am now going to shove my 9 inches up your cunt and shithole?"

"At last, I'm dying for you to fill me up."