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Friends Can Be Helpful
Sue and Chuck were close friends with Mindy and Bob. The two couples had known each other for almost 25 years. They had met shortly after Chuck and Bob had started work on the same day at Advanced Industries. They had all been married at about the same time and raised their kids together. Now the kids had moved on as expected, and the empty nest syndrome was creeping in.
This weekend, Chuck and Bob decided to go fishing at the local lake and left the girls to themselves. It was a nice lazy day, not too hot, not too cold, so Sue and Mindy were out on the patio drinking a few beers. Actually Mindy was on her third beer, which was two more than normal for her, and she had lapsed into an unusual quiet period.
Everything seemed to be fine, but Sue sensed that Mindy was not totally happy about something.
Sue saw this as a chance to see what Mindy's problem was. She said, "your awfully quiet today Min, do you want to talk about something?"
Mindy was quiet, for a while, and then said, "well I know we have shared a lot of things together over the years, but I haven't really talked about some of my private things like sex."
"You know, when you get married, you might have sex 3 or 4 times a week, but after a while, it slows down, and after the first baby it might drop off to once a week or less.".
Sue looked a little doubtful, because it hadn't for her and Chuck.
Mindy paused and then continued, "After the kids moved out, I kind of wanted comforting a little more often."
Sue said, "Is that what you call it Min, comforting?"
"Well", Mindy said, "you know that I was raised in a rather conservative family, and we didn't use those nasty words like fuck and screw. Old habits are hard to break."
"Boy," Sue said, "those nasty words are more about passion than copulation or intercourse. We should have had this conversation a long time ago."
Sue continued, "I would say that overuse of fuck and screw, do loose some effect though, over time"!
"Well anyway," Mindy said, "when the kids left, we kind of fell into every other week. Frankly it is rather boring now."
"I would think so," Sue said. "Girl, you need to rethink your situation here. Maybe I can make some suggestions, after I think about it".
Chuck and Bob
Chuck and Bob have been experiencing what is known as a slow day at the lake, and since they were only occasional fishermen, they just sat in the same place. The fact that they were tied up under a nice shade tree, and the sun was really hot, might have had something to do with that.
Suddenly Bob said, "Chuck, can I ask you a rather personal question?"
Chuck was puzzled, because after 25 years, he thought they had probably talked about every thing under the sun. "OK, as long as it's not about how big my dick is".
"No, I have seen that and it's nothing special," replied Bob with a grin.
"OK go ahead," said Chuck.
"Here goes," said Bob, "How often do you get laid these days?"
"WHAT!" said Chuck. "What kind of a question is that?"
Bob said, "I am kind of frustrated, because it is just the same old same old these days."
"And what does that mean," said Chuck?
Bob said, "after the kids were born, Mindy seemed to get the idea that sex was a scheduled event. Every Friday night, at about 10:00 we go to bed and get ready for "IT".
"This requires extensive foreplay, which includes removing the P. J's, and then 30 minutes of foreplay except of course, that does not include any foreplay for me."
"The PJ's are the worst part. Then there is the parting of the ways, a quick insertion into the nether regions, getting off ASAP and then sleep."
"Bob, can you just forget the poetic comments, please! I can see that you need some adjustments in the bedroom, but I think I need to get together with my sexual advisor (Sue). Give me a few days, OK".
Bob says, "OK."
Later at home, Sue looks at Chuck and says, "how did things go at the lake today?"
"Well ok," said Chuck, "except for one thing. Bob asked me a really weird question."
"Like what," said Sue? "Out of the blue, Bob asks me how often I get laid these days. "
"What!," says Sue!
"Funny you should say that," said Chuck, "that is exactly what I said. It seems that Bob is a little bored with it all, and would like to improve things a little, and was looking for some ideas."
"Wait a minute," says Sue, "something strange is going on here, because Mindy brought up something similar with me. I wonder if there is trouble in paradise?
"I don't think so," said Chuck, "because Bob seems to want to solve his problem, not get rid of Min."
"Chuck, do you think we can do anything?" "Let's compare what they said, and see where to go from there."
"Ok," said Chuck. "Here is what Bob is unhappy about.".
(1) "Scheduling: Min seems to think sex is a Friday night, at 10 PM event."
(2) "Her attire is P J's."
(3) "Foreplay is long and does not have a "his" side."
(5) "Then, it's wham-bam thank you mam and good night. What they think foreplay is, is anybodys guess."
Sue said, "that sounds about as bad as Mindy. Mins list is similar and for some of the same reasons, blaming "scheduling" issues plus some "passion" issues. Min called the Friday night activities as "comforting", not sex.
You know she is conservative, and probably asks Bob if they could have intercourse tonight, or could you possibly insert you penis tonight." (Sue laughed at the thought, and then thought, you poor soul.) "She would never use the nasty words such as fuck, screw, suck, eat me, and so on. What she misses is the "passion" in the words".
"Ok," said Chuck, "let's see what they need to change."
(A)
(1)) "The time and place. First, ditch the bedroom and 10PM. Nothing is as boring as a schedule.
(2) Finding alternative locations like the living room at night with the shades up and lights out, the bathroom after an erotic bath.
In the back seat of the car ( in the garage if you must) I never got to do it in the car, we have to try that)
Also not at night outside, biting insects you know.
In the morning, noon, or find a night with a full moon and do it in the moon light.
(B)"Introduce correct attire. Some interesting see-through nighties, but not too slutty at the start. After all, showing all you have is a really hard sell at the beginning. That is why the fan dancer has the fan after all.
(C) Select more passionate wording, gradually. Coming in the first night, with "lets fuck" might be over the top to start with. It's funny how much context matters with words. One time its' vagina and the next time it's pussy. One is medically correct and the other is said in passion.
(D). Alternate approaches to the target are another area they must consider. They have probably been doing missionary forever.
(E) There must be some touching going on, in a progressive way, starting at the head and working down. You know how some guys are, pinch the nipples, grab the crotch and then plant the flag.
(F) By the same token she needs to learn how to play pool with the cock and balls, and possibly pre-lube the intruder before touchdown
(G) Do ask questions but not too many from both sides. To many questions indicates you aren't sure, and no questions means you think you know it all. Worst question of all is "was that good for you". If you are paying attention, you would know already.
(H) Cool down period. You do not put the race car away without a cool down, the engine may seize. Vaginas must be be put away properly. (Funny how the word vagina can be a dirty word or a medical word.)
Sue and Chuck looked at their list and said "Wow!"
Sue said,"let's stop for a close personal consultation." "I am sure there are other things," said Chuck, "but I can't think of any right now and I am really horny now." "You silver tongued devil," Sue said. "Oooops I didn't mean it that way but go ahead."
The plan of attack
Later Sue and Chuck sat down to plan how to introduce some ideas to Bob and Mindy.
They decided that they would invite Bob and Mindy on a joint night out and call it their date night.
It would include dinner in a nice place, and a movie at Bob and Sue's place. It would have to be a romantic movie, with some intense tones but not to far out.
Sue and Chuck would be working as examples of cuddling, just to remind Bob and Mindy what they had apparently forgotten. The idea was to establish date night. They might have them over some night for a more erotic flic.
As for Mindy, Sue would go shopping for "night wear" with Mindy in tow, very low key. That would give Sue time to prime Mindy, with some subtle hints, and then Chuck could encourage Bob to try this or that, following Sue's ground work
Chuck could make some more direct suggestions, especially concerning foreplay. Most guys simply do not understand, that the average woman does not like to be grabbed in various places, and then pinned to the mattress.
Another thing Sue and Chuck were going to do, is see how Bob and Mindy had their first sex experiences, to see how they got where they are now. So, Sue and Mindy would go shopping next weekend, and Chuck and Bob are going fishing again.
Saturday - Sue and Mindy
Sue and Mindy went to the mall the next Saturday, to several shops with interesting examples of exotic items. They decided to avoid Victorias Secret, as a little to slutty for Mindys mind and ended up in a place called The Secret Cloister. Try and figure that one out.
As they drove to the mall Sue said, "Mindy I was thinking the other day about what we discussed and thought about my experiences. I guess I have always been adventuresome, so I am having trouble coming up with ideas that you might like. Maybe you can tell me a little about your experience as far as sex is concerned".
Mindy said, "there isn't much to tell, except that I was a virgin up till our wedding night. It's not that I really intended to do that, but I was bashful and never could do it.
There were occasions on a date when the guy would try to feel me up, but it was usually, get their hand under my skirt or between my legs and it just didn't turn me on.
I don't know how I got through college that way but whatever.
On our wedding night, we were both virgins, (what?) but we knew enough to get our clothes off and in the proper position. It was just nature, I guess. We both liked it and had sex three times that night but never again like that.
I will say that even though I was a true virgin, I did not have a lot of pain at the initial entry. (Initial entry- Give me a break) It was not because I had already broken my cherry from masturbation as I seldom did that.
(Side note: 95% of men say they have masturbated and the other 5% lied. Figures for women indicate that 75% of women admit masturbating and the other 25% lied so on the whole women lie more than men about sex.)
From then on it was only once at a time. Thinking about it now, we were never like some who do it multiple times a night. Or so I am told.
"Wait, wait," said Sue, "you only do it one time on any given night?" "Yep" said Min, "after all, there is only one way that I know to do it."
"You have to be kidding," said Sue, "you really are behind the curve. Didn't you ever see movies or something that gave you some other ideas?"
"Yea, but they are so dirty and normal people don't do those things."
"Oh boy," said Sue.
"I have my work cut out for me," she thought.
As the girls looked through the store, Sue knew that she was going to have to start at square one, it was as if Bob and Mindy had never even heard of sex.
To that end, Sue helped Min pick out something that started with the basics. No crotchless panties or cutouts in the bra for the nipples, but something more seductive, promising things to come.
After the girls got back to Mindys, the guys were still out on the lake trying to kill fish.
"Min," Sue said, "can you kind of tell me how things progress, when you do have sex. I know it might be embarrassing, but I am just trying to help like you asked."
"OK" said Min, "we go to bed at 10 Friday night and Bob tries to get me started, by going straight to my tits.
He really likes them I guess, and slobbers all over them for a while. Then rubs my kitty, after he gets my PJs off. That always seems to make him mad! Then, after about 10 minutes he crawls on top and gets off as quick as possible and then goes to sleep.
Sue said, "I don't know how you guys ever had kids"
Min said, "both the kids happened in the first 3 years and I guess hormones kept us going for the first few years".
By this time, Sue had heard all she could take, for the time being!!!,
"MINDY", Sue said, "you need to change the routine, and the first thing is to get rid of the PJ's. I cannot think of anything more discouraging for a guy."
"To have to strip down the little woman, to see what ALL men want to see is crazy. That is what the new night clothes are for if you didn't know. Wives need to be chaste in public and a whore in the bedroom".
"Another thing you need to change, is the vocabulary in the bedroom. The nice words used in medical discussions and in public are so, well, sterile. Words in the bedroom should be more passionate, visceral, descriptive and a little dirty.
If you say, "can we have intercourse tonight," it leaves you a little COLD. The other words like fuck and screw, said in the proper way, gets things going. Just screaming out,"let's fuck baby," is so harsh, but a soft mummering of, "Bob, I would really like to fuck your brains out tonight," might get better results."
"In your case I think you would have to work up to it slowly. All of a sudden, might be to much for Bob to handle and you know how fragile men are. I think I can help you with the dialogue later.
Another thing you are going to need to change, is touching him. Men are centered around their cock. Yes you may call it the cock, the dick, (never the penis), or some ID, that only you and he know, and can be used in public, that signals to both of you, "lets go home and fuck."
Mindy, have you ever heard the term "blow job?"
Mindy, "Yes."
"Have you ever tried it?"
Min: "Oh my god no!"
"Well the cock is the center of a man's mind and to leave it unattended in hand or mouth is an insult!"
"And by the way, you might get familiar with the concept of him "eating" your pussy. It is wonderful and it lets you build up to orgasm without getting exhausted and not getting there".
Meanwhile, back at the ranch ( lake), Chuck and Bob are having a similar discussion. Of course men are much more open about their sex lives. NOT No guy wants to admit, that he is not the world's greatest lover, and provides everything a woman might desire in bed.
Chuck continues, "Bob it sounds to me, like you go to bed with a grudge, because of history, and what you consider foreplay may be anything but."
"I suggest a new approach. If you are ripping off Min's PJ's, grabbing her tits, and then her pussy, before the final assault, then you are getting what you ask for."
"Foreplay, starts before the bedroom, with a nice hug and little kiss on the neck or ear (not the same every time, remember not scripted), or maybe a little pat on the butt. It can also start with a nice warm shower for you and her either alone or together."
Separate is nice, because it allows both of you to consider later prospects, and time to stimulate yourself (her too).
Then the application of pleasant scents to the body. Remember that women are aroused by odor just like us. Ten W forty is not good!
Another thing I should mention, is something that most men absolutely do not know about, and that is the one sex organ that is in view, all of the time. That is her hair.
Believe it or not her hair can tell a host of things that she does not realize.
Have you ever noticed a woman playing with her hair? They may do certain things that are signs to you that she is wanting your attention.
Those include playing with her hair by pulling on her hair, wrapping it around her fingers, brushing it back from her face. She probably does not know that she is doing that.
You cannot see this one time and conclude that she is messaging you, but if it occurs as a habit in you presence along with other signs such as the way she looks at you, maybe.
If she appears to be looking at you and then looks away when she sees you look back, this is another sign that she wants your attention. These signs cannot be a one-time thing but a seemingly random action that is in fact not random, if you observe her over time.
If you watch her, you can see it over time. Frankly, since you have been married 25 years, if you think feel hard, you may remember some of these things you have already seen and paid no attention too.
The hair is a very subtle way to stimulate her to notice your wanting to be close to her.
Brushing her hair away from her face, or around her neck and ears or at the nape of her neck is a way of connecting with her, and establish the feeling of closeness that you desire too.
I will say that if she has just had her hair done and you go messing it up you could be in trouble.
Once in bed, you need to start at the top and work down. Neck, ears, arms, face, hair, nice kisses, chest, not tits, then under the arms, under the breasts on the stomach and then to the tits.
Another note: Men don't care much what they call something but many women do so it pays to find out find out what she calls the soft things are called with the nipples.
I do not know what else to call the nipples.
What does she prefer to denote the furry thing down low. I prefer to call it the pussy, but some ladies may object. I like the word "pussy" because I like to gently stroke it. and that may be imparted to her very politely.
She will be wondering why you missed the breasts and want to feel you coming back to gently caress the nipples.
Believe it or not some women are too sensitive to touch the nipples until later. She will let you know what she likes so pay attention to the signs.
After addressing the top half, you may want to skip the pussy for the moment and just administer a massage to her legs and thighs, working back up to the pussy.
Do not go straight for the clit or shoving your hand somewhere. All parts of the luscious lips are sensitive. In due time, you may even taste the nectar of the flower she has nestled there. (Am I getting too poetic here.?)
I personally like to refer to the pussy sometimes as the peach due to the shaved pussy which does look a little like a peach. "Should I check the peach tonight dear?"
Like I have mentioned before, fuck, (yes let it out, it is so stimulating and when used correctly), in an unexpected time and place but not to embarrass her. For time immemorial, the clandestine coupling has intensified the moment for the couple.
It would probably be a good idea to try out some of these ideas as separate events. The gentle kiss on the neck at an unexpected time can show particular approaches that are more productive. One of the more erogenous areas of many women is the neck and ears. Go figure.
By the time Sue and Chuck got back from shopping and (fishing) they were both horny as hell and almost fucked themselves to death that night. Notice the implied passion here.
Bob and Mindy on the other hand had a lot to think about!
The next week Sue and Chuck invited Bob and Mindy out for a date night. Sue had to explain that idea to Mindy but everybody agreed. They had an expensive dinner in an expensive restaurant and they retired to Sue and Chucks for a titillating movie. Sorry about the tit reference!
It was a rather mild movie anyway. The lights were on low for the movie and the two couples were seated so that they could see each other without being obvious. They had two large couches to recline on.
Now these two couples had been together many times in the last 25 years BUT, unknown to Bob and Mindy, the script was about to change. A very subtle event was about to play out
As the two couples settled in for the movie Chuck leaned over to Sue and whispered in her ear but actually gave her a light kiss on her ear which made her shiver.
Bob was oblivious but Mindy caught it.
A little later Chuck began lightly stroking Sue's arm but not to the point oof irritating.. Not blatant but not hard to see either. Do not rub the same spot to long as that is just irritating!
Chuck had his arm around Sue and after a little while he kind of let his hand descend to rest lightly on Sue's 34c cup. A little later, Chuck began to just let his finger rub lightly on Sue's nipple.
By this time Bob had noticed the action on the next couch and was starting to get a hard-on. Mindy had also noticed and was getting wet which was a big surprise to her.
As the movie progressed the plot involved more sex but Chuck and Sue restrained themselves even though they wanted to copulate (fuck) in the worst way.
Bob and Mindy were in a pickle because they were getting horny too and were wanting to go home try out some old ideas they kind of remembered. Alas it was not to be. Sue and Chuck had no intention of going to it but were trying to be very coy with Bob and Mindy.
A little later, the movie was over and Bob and Mindy beat a hasty retreat to their house and Chuck and Sue screwed their brains out on the carpet in front of the TV and it was great.
By the way, Sue was a very attractive woman. Five foot 4, 34c tits about 120 lbs, fair complected with auburn hair up and down. She liked to keep the carpet plush, no landing strip there.
At Bob and Mindy's
After Bob and Mindy got home they went to their separate bathrooms for the same reason. They both decided to take a shower so that they could pre stimulate.
The need to get a head start was new to both of them, but they were not sure what had just happened which was puzzling. When Bob got back in the bedroom, Mindy was already in bed and covered up but not asleep.
As Bob got into bed, he realized that Mindy was not wearing the same old PJ's, but was wearing a VERY nice black nightie, that showed a lot of desirable stuff.
If I leave the impression that Mindy was ugly, perish the thought. She was in fact very well put together. She was a natural blond with the drapes and the carpet matching. Her bush was plush and very attractive.
Her legs and butt were as good as it gets. Her tits (sorry breasts) were perfect with nice size nipples and a little puffy. They were very hard at the moment. Five foot five and 125 pounds.
My God thought Bob, but he still didn't know what to do after Chucks suggestions. Some people are just stupid!
Bob decided to try the head to toe method Chuck outlined, at least part of it because he did not want to seem unsure. Instead of the usual struggle with the PJ's he went for the closest target, at the moment her ear and neck. They were right there after all.
Mindy was laying on her back with the covers up to her chin so Bob just rolled to her, laid his arm across her middle, not on top of her tits (sorry again it's a hard habit to break) although she would have loved it, and laid his head on her pillow.
Mindy could feel his breath on her hair and ear and neck and it felt so good. Who would have thought it? Bob said softly, "Did you have a good time tonight?" She said, "yes it was nice. "
Then Bob said, "I'm glad, and kissed her ever so lightly on her ear and then passion overtook him and he kissed her neck. I'm glad he said again."
Mindy turned face to face with him and said,"we haven't done this in a while," and gave him one sizzling kiss on the lips. Not the ho hum everyday kiss but one that curls you toes. They went to sleep like that, satisfied for the new closeness. For now.
The Next Day #1
The next day Chuck and Bob got together to compare notes, and see how things went. Bob was in a very good mood and he talked all the way to the lake. They are spending a lot of money for gas.
Bob said that it was great when they got home, and he was especially happy with the results of the ear/neck exercise, but that they had gone to sleep. Chuck said that's great, but is that the only thing you got around too?
"It was," said Bob, "but it was the end of a long day."
"OK I can understand that" said Chuck "and maybe that's just as well, because I want to expand on the next target, the tits." (Oops, breasts)
Breasts (there are you satisfied now) are interesting objects because men love to play with them but are mostly ignorant about how. My impression is that women may like it too.
"Tits are like ears and necks in that they must be treated with respect and careful touching in most cases, especially in the beginning.
"When we talked about touching the upper body before, I said to do the head and neck and upper chest and under arms, then skip the breast, then down to the stomach."
"Now we come back to the tits Bob, remember that women have varying opinions on what the correct name is for the breasts. Some prefer breasts while some like tits or boobs. It pays to figure out which she prefers. "
"Do not get grabby, good tits do not like it. Start with touching on the top, the sides, and the bottoms, with light stroking and rubbing. Grabbing them like grapefruits, is usually a big no no. Some moderate squeezing or palming is good too. "
"There is something else that improves breast play and that is words of appreciation or admiration of their size, shape, shade, features like puffy nipples and so on."
"Just think a minute, if a woman says "my, that is a big one" and it is, then you are happy. Or she could say "you know I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take you but I think you will be just perfect" it relieves you of worrying about your tiny cock."
"If later, she wants you to slap her tits around, then that is her call and she will let you know."
"Now we come to the sensitive parts with the biggest reward. You can give a woman an orgasm just playing with the nipples if you are very good. "
"The areola area or the larger circle are very sensitive as well as the nipple. It loves to be licked and sucked with varying degrees of force and she will tell how to do it if you ask politely."
: As an aside, if the areola is fairly light in color compared with normal skin she probably has never been pregnant, but if it is fairly dark she has probably had a baby. But I would not ask if you want to go home with both balls. "
"It is still important to talk to her by asking "do you have any special things that I am missing", because that means you are interested in how she feels, and may determine how she treats you. Compliments are important and bring great rewards"
"There is one other thing we might talk about", Chuck said. "I get the impression that you guys never indulge in "eating pussy".
"It's not that I wouldn't do that", Bob said, "but I don't think Mindy would go for it".
Chuck just whimpered at that. "Have you asked her" he said.
"No and I don't feel comfortable in asking either", said Bob.
"Well" said Chuck "you sure won't get to if you never ask and you might be surprised if you did ask, but Sue is going to talk to Mindy about it so be the man and ASK".
"Since you have never done it, I am going to give some pointers since I have much experience in that area. If I didn't lick Sues pussy, she would probably kick me out of bed. I pride myself as king of the pussy lickers. The word peach could be used here if it makes you feel better.
Important Parts of the Pussy
"Pussy is like all the other parts of your wife, which like gentle rubbing licking and sucking. None of these parts enjoy grabbing at least in the beginning."
"The one part that every guy thinks he knows is the cliterous. God knows that every guy thinks he is expert there, but not so. The last thing you want to touch is the clit."
There are so many other places to go first.
Lets take them in order.
The most obvious are the outer lips. So called because they look like lips, sort of, well actually they do look like lips. Everything else hides behind them but they are the gateway to heaven. "
(2)" Proper attention to the gateway, produces several things such as an invitation to everything else AND nectar of the gods. This is the place that starts the lube necessary to get your huge dick (it is huge isn't it?) into paradise. So, an initial licking along the sides of each lip, up and down and round and round is like knocking on the front door."
(3) "I almost forgot, that prior to licking the lips, it is VERY helpful to stimulate the inner thighs with light, gentle massage. Please pay attention to the rather hollow or depressed spaces next to the lips and the creases where the legs meet the belly.
(4) "The pussy is a very resilient thing and appreciates a little more aggressive massage at the time. Pressing the outer lips around the clit and its covering is nice and is kind of like a man jerking off. Also, gentle massaging the lips is a positive. All this work just to get fucked, but well worth it."
(5) "Anyway, after the massaging, kissing, and licking the outer regions it is time to delve into last barriers and that is the inner lips. These respond well to licking also but sucking works well increasing the lube job. If you have been doing your job you will now have pussy juice all over your face, and on your tongue."
(6) NOW we move up to the clit but still be patient, ( I know, you are ready to go but patience is a virtue.) Continue licking around the clit but not on it. By this time, she should be screaming "fuck me now" but the "coup de grace" is to start gently sucking the clit. (Coup de grace is a French phrase that means" a finishing or decisive stroke. It is so true)
7)This can and may bring on a giant orgasm and possibly a headache when her legs lock around your ears. As soon as she lets go you can now "fuck her brains out" Congratulations on a job well done."
The next day Mindy
The next day Sue and Mindy got together also to compare notes. Mindy was in a good mood too and said "I haven't felt that sexy in a long time and all it took was blowing in my ear, kissing my neck and saying how much he cared."
"I was wearing my new nightie, but I was covered up to my neck, and even though Bob saw it, he didn't rip off the covers and grab my tits, he just laid down next to me and kissed my neck and ear and said good things, and I felt so needed that we went to sleep.
Sue asked, "didn't he even try to pinch your nipples or something?" "No" said Min, " and it was so wonderful because he wasn't there just to suck on them. I wouldn't have minded though!"
Sue decided to talk about another kind of sucking.
"Mindy, there a few other things we might talk about. Have you ever heard the term "blow job"?
"Yes," Min said "but I don't know how to do it exactly."
"Blowing a guy is easy but complicated at the same time," Sue said. "A man's cock is where everything is centered for him but knowing exactly how is very important."
"Just sucking it like a straw is just OK but a good girl can make him think she is going to turn him inside out and will produce a mind-blowing experience for him. Also, a proper blow job is going to produce a lot of sperm, and you must be ready to deal with that."
"Min, you know what Bob's cock looks like, but have you ever really taken a good close look?"
"No," Min said "it's just kind of there and then he wants to hide it in my pussy. I don't get a chance to study it."
Sue said, "He will let you inspect it all you want, if you ask. There is more to it than a dick. You connect it with the balls, his asshole and the space in between. A pussy has a lot of parts and so does his dick."
"Do you know if he is circumcised," Sue asked?
"How would I know," said Min?
"Min, I am absolutely amazed how you can be married 25 years and still not know this stuff.
Was your son circumcised?"
"I think so but that was the least of my worries when he came along although it does look a lot like Bob, I guess."
"Well does Bob have a knob on the end or not?"
"Yes, he does," said Min, "and boy it is touchy."
"There you go Min. One gold star for that."
"Min how long was it before you discovered that you had a pussy?"
"Funny you should ask," said Min, "The girls at school used to laugh at me for talking about my kitty, until someone told me it was really called a pussy."
"Then, when I was 12, I found out about what pussy's were for besides peeing, and then later, well you know."
Sue, "give me strength."
"Well Min, if you really pay attention to the subject at hand, so to speak, you probably know that there is a ridge around the "head" as we call it and right on the end a notch. Pay attention because those parts are really sensitive. Please do not stick anything into the pee hole as it may hurt."
When getting started on the "blow job," just carefully use your tongue to run around the rim and in the notch. That will cause whimpering and whining and words like OOOOhhh, Ahhh and "do not stop."
"But that is just the beginning. Start by taking the whole thing in your mouth and bobbing your head up and down. Many men like to see if you can get the whole thing in your mouth. Since some men can be quite large ( over 6 inches) there is a reasonable limit."
"Anyway, just sucking the head and shaft is only part of the job because the balls are sensitive too. Gently lifting and or tugging on the balls is nice but no hard grips. If you really want to hurt a guy just try it.
Furthermore, the area between the balls and asshole is sensitive. And some like to have their asshole fingered.
Chuck is going to talk to Bob about something involving licking and sucking on part of you that may be new to you.
It is commonly called "eating pussy" or "eating the peach" or something similar, and I will be disappointed if you do not at least try it. Chuck is king of the pussy eaters, and if he did not lick me before during and after cuming, I would cut him off for a week.
A good pussy licking can be and is a wonderful thing, just before he shoves that huge dick in you and they are all big. At least you should tell him that, but don't get carried away because he knows that it's not big enough, at least too him. They all want 12-inch cocks.
WARNING: well, you have been warned!
Continued cock stimulation results in sperm in the mouth. Many women report that it tastes nice but its fielder's choice.
"Anyway, giving head ((blow job) is a good warmup to give you time to juice up, and I certainly hope you know what I mean. So, just schedule the blow job for early in the program."
"Chuck will be talking to Bob about licking your pussy and all the little details that even you might not know about."
All this discussion about ear blowing, tit play and cock sucking had gotten both Sue and Mindy horny again, so they both rushed home to (what again?) masturbate. This is beginning to become a habit.
At this point Cuck and Bob rush home and jerk off as the women are masturbating else where. By the way Men jerk off and women masturbate I guess.
Chuck and Sue have a very good sexual life and they have eliminated the extra stuff that some people just have to try. Those include anal sex, incest, wife swapping, animals, bondage, and all the different positions mentioned in the Kama Sutra. Those things are all to do about nothing. The great artists in any field master the core and forget the rest. So Chuck and Sue stay with the basics.
Chuck and Sue felt that they had provided everything Mindy and Bob needed and decided to sit back and watch. This should be interesting.
The Fruits of Their Labor
Chuck and Sue were different than Bob and Mindy. By the time they got out of college they were not promiscuous, screwing everyone in sight, but they had more passion and experience.
Bob and Mindy were a product of a more conservative time and had remained sheltered, wanting things to be special on their wedding night. That does not mean that they were totally ignorant but maybe close.
After the two couples met and became friends, raising their children together, sharing so many events together, it was not surprising that when "the problems" came up, Chuck and Sue were there to help their friends, in their time of need. ( OK so that's hokey. Get over it.)
What was the result
Bob and Mindy, who really did love each other were anxious to rekindle what they had at the start, passion!
Bob realized that maybe he had spent too much time at the office, and neglected his wife. Mindy felt the same way, she was a fantastic wife to her husband, and mother to her kids, but the kids were gone now, and that closeness that she once had with Bob, was a void that needed to be renewed.
So when they had a need, Chuck and Sue came to the rescue in spades. What would be the result?
Bob needed to think about how it had been before they were married. The hormones were in full control, and it had been hard for him to keep his hands to himself.
Many people did not do that. The result was, many times, unexpected results that left a bad taste in every body's mouth. The end result, was a marriage that did not last. The "death do us part" was discarded and recriminations lasted forever. Bob was glad he had dodged that bullet.
What was he going to do now? He knew! He was going to make it up to Mindy, who was still the love of his life, and get the passion back.
The first thing was to take Chucks advice and learn how to really satisfy Mindy in bed. The one thing, that was special to them alone.
To do that, he was going to have to have a plan, to learn how to have sex as good as possible, as often as possible.
Bob's plan began to form in his mind that very moment when he picked up the phone and made a call to the florist and the best restaurant in town, for their date night. He was pretty sure that Mindy would remember the last date night she had been on at Chuck and Sue's.
Mindy
Mindy, was also considering, all the things Sue had suggested to her and how she wanted to be as desirable to Bob as possible. Maybe because she now felt like it was OK to be sexual and enticing.
Mindy felt excited and wanted to turn up the heat a notch or two. She decided to talk to Sue about it again and go back to the Magic Garden for a little more spice. Sue would know what works and it would be stimulating to plot with Sue.
This was Monday and Mindy would have all week to make plans. Before she could get around though there was a ring at the door. When she opened the door there was a delivery from a florist with a card that said "thinking of you asking you out for a date Friday night". Mindy almost passed out from surprise, but realized what it meant and that she was getting wet from thinking about it. Mindy got a flower every day that week!!
Later that same day (Monday) she called Sue and said
"Sue, We need to go shopping again if you know what I mean."
Sue said,"I think I do and this will be fun!"
Sue and Mindy did go out shopping, Tuesday morning with nasty things on their mind. Not slutty but a little nasty.
Mindy also went to get some new perfume instead of the same old stuff she had been using for almost 25 years and she knew exactly were she was going to put it.
Sue advised her to only use a little on the neck, between the boobs AND a tiny amount at the top of her lower lips.
Mindy just smiled and shivered.
Bob was not stopping with the flowers! He was home with a knowing smile on his lips and a hardon in his pants, which Mindy pointedly ignored. Two can play this game!
Bob pretended he didn't notice that she didn't notice, checkmate. What Bob did do is give Mindy that little kiss on the ear or throat (never the same twice) and feel her butt gently, not grabby. By the time Friday rolled around they both were fit to be tied.
During the week though, Bob would advance his assault on Min's sex. On Tues when they went to bed he spent some time smelling her hair, kissing her neck and regular lips caressing her arms and face and breathing on her in general. She was floored. He had never done anything like this before.
Wednesday, Bob started at the ears but did not linger to long as he did not want to appear stuck on just one thing. Bob asked Min, "would you like a back rub tonight?"
Who would object? It would require removing the black thing but Bob was now getting sneaky, all he did was lightly massage her back, and ass by the way, but no grabbing or probing. He actually kissed her butt a few times. By now Mindy was HOT. But he did nothing else.
Was he just teasing? Mindy wondered. You bet your ass he was and the game was on.
Thursday: Bob was advancing nicely now he thought. Tonight was a water shed night because the naughty black thing was GONE
Before Bob could move on from the upper body gig Mindy said "Bob you look awfully tense tonight (who could tell with that raging hardon ) maybe I could give you a massage tonight." Bob could only hope but being coy he said "sure why not, just let me turn over". "No," said Min, "just lay there on your back." WHAT? But Bob did as he was told.
Mindy began to massage Bob's shoulders and upper arms clear down to his fingers and even kissed his fingers. She then began to rub his chest and play with HIS nipples. Who would of thought and then she actually SUCKED on them. This was definitely not on Bob's play list but he didn't complain, not a chance.
Then Mindy moved down to his cock. "Oh, is that for me," Mindy said. "Do you mind if I touch it?" All Bob could do was moan!
Mindy had been talking to Sue about this and was pretty sure that Bob was about to have an accident. Slowly she picked up his cock and ran her hand up and down.
Then she leaned over and kissed his cock head and licked it with her tongue. Then she started bobbing her head up and down,.
That was about all Bob could take and he said, in a sort of strangled voice, "I am going to cum now," and he did. The amazing thing was that Mindy did not let him waste it, flying through the air, but kept sucking, taking his sperm in like the best thing she had ever tasted.
Bob was amazed as she had never sucked him off before at any time and she was slurping up his cum. Bob thought he had died and gone to heaven.
After he had shot the whole load, Mindy said, "tomorrow is Friday and I am going to fuck your brains out so sleep on that."
Friday arrives and Bob is beside himself. He has to sit at his desk most of the time to cover his hardon. After all Mindy said last night that she was going to fuck his brains out tonight and Bob couldn't think of anything he would rather do.
However: Bob had some intermediate activity in mind. Tonight was the night he was going to finally "eat her pussy". He had put this off in his grand plan of conquest but Mindy had gotten the jump on him. This was the result of to much planning and not enough action.( As a note Mindy was pretty proud of her self on how the cock sucking had worked out. It did taste nice.)
She was looking forward to it again Friday night but then she wanted him to lick her pussy till she cums - hard and then fuck her blind.
How is it possible for two people to get to this position after only a few weeks. Good instructors I guess.
Friday night was graduation night for Bob and Mindy
They felt, wanted, needed, to put it all together in one giant orgasmic celebration. They used everything that they had learned and practiced in the previous weeks and fucked themselves into total exhaustion.
They kissed and smelled each other. Stimulated ears, necks, arms, legs, belly buttons, fingers, toes, tits, nipples, legs, outer lips, inner lips, clits by rubbing, licking, sucking, pinching, pulling grabbing, squeezing, tickling and fingering every possible place they could think of. Late that night all they could do was lay there in total exhaustion. All Bob could say was, "wait till tomorrow night" and Mindy's response was, "right back at you Bob".
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