Sociology of Pornography

SOCIOLOGY OF PORNOGRAPHY

Numerous critics have complained that pornography is exploitative, misogynistic, and abusive. Fans find it fun, stimulating, and even helpful in getting aroused. Meanwhile, college students are always looking for new topics as well as new approaches to old topics. Setting aside any ethical concerns, let's see what happens when a graduate seminar explores the role of pornography in sexual arousal. All characters are at least 18 years old.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE will be tabulated with the results of each experiment.

INTRODUCTION

The seminar group was tasked by the instructor to create a project in which every student would have a part. Even the graduate programs were known for no-holds-barred personal relationships among students, so nobody was surprised when the most notorious "horn-dog" suggested a study of how quickly couples and other groupings got aroused with various levels of pornography, from audio stories to still pictures to videos to live sexual performers. The seminar was only sixteen students, plus the instructor. Luckily, there were 8 men and 8 women students.

The experiment design was complicated, even with such a small sample group. The first session would be audio stories about a man and a woman. Each person would note the time at which they reached a certain level of arousal. Women would note when their nipples started to feel stiff, and when their vaginas started getting moist. Men would note when they were fully erect, and when the first drop of pre-cum appeared. There was even a place to record orgasms and ejaculations. Everyone would wear robes and nothing else. The room would be dark, so they could touch themselves without anyone else seeing. They'd use their cell phones or tablets to tap icons for each event. They were only allowed to touch lightly until the first genital moisture appeared. The system would alert them when the last person was moist. Then they could work as hard as they wanted to climax. The stories would of course be from literotica. com.

THE AUDIO RUN

They retired to separate rooms to undress and enrobe, then returned to the meeting room for the experiment. They opened the recording app on their devices, then Erin, the instructor, handed out noise-cancelling headphones to minimize overheard sounds.

Erin had selected the stories at random, so not even she knew what to expect. She had several on tap, not knowing how long this experiment would take. Unfortunately, she hadn't found an easy way to check the length without opening the story and seeing the printed synopsis. There would be some interruptions as they went from story to story, if it took that long. The log would note the beginning and end wall clock time for each story.

The first story ran about 30 minutes, and got everybody hard and wet. It even got 4 women and 1 man to climax. The second story was shorter, 14 minutes, but enough for 4 of the remaining 7 subjects to climax. The third story was only 10 minutes, just enough for the final climax at just over 52 minutes. The tabulation was put up on the screen, with only genders and times shown. The tabulations for the story also shows names.

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin (prof) F 9.5 15.3 51.5

Jennifer F 7.8 16.3 37.9

Samantha F 10.8 20.7 49.5

Katelyn F 10.1 24.1 28.6

Isabella F 0.6 9.9 28.6

Elizabeth F 13.3 22.7 37.6

Nicole F 2.2 7.9 27.7

Laura F 5.1 7.8 50.8

Emma F 11.2 21.9 28.9

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 12.7 17.4 32.8

Andrew M 11.9 24.8 31.5

Adam M 13.7 26.5 41.0

Daniel M 9.0 18.6 50.4

Cameron M 10.5 11.8 48.2

Gavin M 12.6 12.8 49.2

Anthony M 7.6 16.4 27.1

Steven M 12.6 24.6 52.3

fastest M 7.6 11.8 27.1

slowest M 13.7 26.5 52.3

fastest F 0.6 7.8 27.7

slowest F 13.3 24.1 51.5

They contemplated the results, and concluded that some were far more easily aroused than others. That surprised nobody, of course. What was a surprise was that females were quickest to get stiff and wet.

They retired to the changing rooms, cleaned up, and put their regular clothes back on.

"OK, group, that was interesting, and in some ways not quite what I had expected," Erin began. "The fastest women were faster to get stiff and wet than the fastest men. Fastest to climax was almost a tie. Does anybody else have any comments?"

"Just being aware that there were 16 other people hearing the same steamy stories made me hornier than I would've been when alone," one of the men typed.

"I had the opposite, a bit of performance anxiety," one of the women volunteered.

"Keep a log of other thoughts as they come to you, and I'll collect them at the next meeting," Erin instructed them. "Next time will be a slide show of couples copulating. See you next week."

GETTING READY FOR SLIDES

Erin had been able to pick stories at random. Generating the slide show would require a volunteer not in the class, so they'd be as new to her as to the students. She owed her husband some special treats, so she'd have him do the honors, so to speak.

She told her husband what she needed, and he asked what else he got besides looking at hundreds of pictures of sexy couples. "I'll give you whatever you want from me, sexually," she replied.

"Even things you don't normally like?" he asked, hoping for an opportunity to get beyond their by now rather mundane fucking.

"Even those," she promised.

"Well, then, I'd better get to work," he replied. "How long a hold on each image, and how long should the whole thing be?"

"Let's call it 15 seconds per image, and better make it an hour," she replied. The slowest to reach orgasm with the audio story was 52.3 minutes."

"OK, so that's 240 images total. Any notes on how many images per couple?"

"Whatever you can find, dear," she trusted he'd be thorough in his quest. "Preferably at least 300 dpi at 8x10 on paper, so they project well in the seminar room."

"Bitmaps would be about 58 megs each, about 14 gigs. Hopefully JPEG will bring that down substantially," he mused.

The project took him almost the whole week to complete. He had his own full-time job, too, so only a few hours a weekday for that many slides. He put more time in on the weekend, and finally finished mid-afternoon Sunday.

He was eager to claim his reward, and said so as soon as he handed her the thumb drive. He was horny as hell, having spent several hours that day looking at a bunch of couples fucking each other's brains out.

"This will take two sessions," he informed her.

"OK," she replied, hesitantly. "I assume we'll be in the bedroom?"

"Yes, for this round," he replied as he headed in that direction. She followed, not sure what to expect and hoping it wouldn't be too extreme, even though she'd left herself open to any request or demand he might make.

"I'll give you one guess as to what the first session will be," he told her.

"HMMM," she began. "Bedroom, so not watersports and maybe not ass-fuck. That leaves the dreaded oral cumshot."

"Bingo," he replied. "Just to show I'm not totally heartless, we'll do 69 so I can eat your twat while you suck me off."

"Your generosity would embarrass a saint," she snarked back at him. He was already undressing while she stood there watching.

When he was done stripping, he started undressing his lovely wife. T-shirt, bra, shorts, panties... gone to the floor. He grabbed a towel from the bathroom, since he knew how wet she got when aroused. He put it on the bed, and patted it, indicating her position in this scene.

She laid down, and he climbed atop her. His cock was already hard, and he wasted no time poking her in the face with it. She opened her mouth, and let him inside. He proceeded to fuck her face mercilessly, sometimes pushing in far enough to almost make her gag. He hadn't put his mouth to her pussy yet, so she pushed his head down to her waiting wetness. He started licking, then nibbling on her labia. He kept fucking her mouth, trying to avoid gagging her too often. After what felt to Erin like an awfully long time, he finally unloaded his balls into her aching mouth. Satisfied, he turned around to lay alongside her.

"Well, that was your load, stud," she replied. "Now, do I get to climax?"

He reached into the nightstand and pulled out her favorite Jackrabbit deluxe vibrator. He shoved it into her wet womanhood, and turned it on low. He fucked her with it til she was begging for more, then turned it up one notch and kept on fucking her with the toy. She demanded still more, so he turned it up another notch and just held it all the way inside her. Several minutes of that finally drove her over the edge of an adequate but unspectacular orgasm. Once she'd caught her breath, he turned it up another notch and started ramming her with it until she had the sort of explosive orgasm she only got a few times a year.

"How's that, girl?" he asked.

"One more gag and I'd've bitten your cock off," she replied.

"So, I pushed just as far as I could," he summarized. "Good girl."

"What else did you want?" she asked, afraid of the answer already.

"Well," he began. "I'll need a day or two to recover, then I'll surprise you."

"I can hardly wait," she retorted, her voice loaded with sarcasm. Having done the oral cumshot, the other two could be done in one session.

THE SLIDE SHOW

The next seminar was set up the same way, except they changed to their robes before starting. Erin gave out hand towels to everyone, expecting some messes to be made.

"Today we have a slide show, still pictures selected by my husband," she began. "I'll warn you, he's a horny bastard, so there may be some eye poppers in this set. Given that our slowest finish last time was 52 minutes, I told him to make this 60 minutes on the assumption that the slides would be at least as stimulating as the audio. Load up your logging apps and let's get this show going."

The slide show ran on the auto-play setting, so there were no interruptions other than the blank slide between each different scene. The slowest time was barely shorter than the slowest time for the audio stories.

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin F 4.1 7.0 29.2

Jennifer F 4.1 10.0 28.7

Samantha F 4.6 9.5 33.4

Katelyn F 3.2 6.1 30.8

Isabella F 0.6 17.4 34.6

Elizabeth F 7.3 19.1 41.5

Nicole F 6.3 9.3 33.8

Laura F 2.7 4.7 22.1

Emma F 3.8 6.7 30.0

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 7.2 17.2 26.6

Andrew M 1.0 11.7 24.3

Adam M 2.8 13.5 25.5

Daniel M 0.8 7.2 35.0

Cameron M 8.2 18.5 42.1

Gavin M 5.3 15.5 32.0

Anthony M 6.7 21.3 26.0

Steven M 3.8 8.8 38.1

fastest M 0.8 7.2 24.3

slowest M 8.2 21.3 42.1

fastest F 0.6 4.7 22.1

slowest F 7.3 19.1 41.5

"One of us girls was really quick to respond this time, too," Erin commented. "The range suggests most people respond better to visual stimulation than audio. The times to climax have a tighter range for the pictures than the audio, so the pictures win on that score, so to speak. Comments?"

"Seeing the couples fuck made me wish I was getting fucked," one of the women typed.

"The pictures turbocharged me all the way," one of the men entered.

"Once again, I'll ask you to keep a log of other thoughts you have on this experiment, and turn them in next time. Next week will be video week. Any preferences on whether to have one feature-length video with multiple scenes or a series of single scene videos?"

"Will there be any common characters in all the scenes in a long video?" someone typed.

"There are some videos that have a common leading actor or actress," Erin told them. "They interact with various other players. Some have more than just one man and one woman in the scenes, and there's usually at least one lesbian scene in a full-length video."

"EEWWW," one of the women typed.

"Someone seems put off by the thought of a lesbian scene, so we'll go for things that are all heterosexual," Erin told them. "We will have a discussion later about the turn-ons and -offs of homosexuality. There are also some bisexual scenes in some movies, and whole movies of bisexuality. Those can be 2 males and 1 female, or 2 females and 1 male. There are also large groups. The possibilities are many. You should all think about how you feel about non-binary sexuality. Some people complain that it's against the Bible, but remember that it didn't make the Ten Commandments. Neuro-scientists have studied the brains of people with various sexual identities, and those brains are statistically different on functional MRI scans."

"How will we be graded on this seminar?" someone entered into the semi-anonymous chat app.

"Grading will be pass/fail," Erin told them. "I have no objective way to assess your sexual performance. It's not my place to assess your sexual attitudes. If you participate in all the sessions, and make some sort of contribution to the discussions, you'll pass. Class dismissed."

GETTING READY FOR VIDEOS

"Hi, honey, I'm home," Erin announced to her waiting husband.

"How'd it go today?" he asked, wondering what his next assignment would be.

"Well enough," she began. "Response times were a little faster overall. The scatter shows that some people responded better to audio stimulus than visual. Next step will be to use videos. However, they'll all have to be plain heterosexual, so I'll need you to pick individual scene clips. One girl was really freaked out by the thought of lesbians."

"How long, total?" he asked.

"Let's go for an hour, just to be sure we have enough for anyone who's slow to warm to the situation."

"One hour, then. Any suggestions on individual scene length?"

"I'd say at least ten minutes, but I request you at least fast forward thru them all to make sure they are what the thumbnail caption claims. I've seen a bunch that aren't."

"Well, this shouldn't take as much effort as the slide show," he summarized. "An hour at ten minutes apiece is all of 6 videos, and fast forward should screen out any rejects pretty fast. Still, give me til tomorrow in case there are too many rejects."

"Thanks," she said with a broad smile.

The video compilation actually took two days to complete, since a number of candidates actually weren't what Erin wanted. As she'd feared, the thumbnail captions weren't all that accurate.

"Now," he began, "comes time for payment. Since this took less time than the slide show, and I actually got off a couple of times, I'll only add one extra session."

"Such a deal," she retorted.

"Let's hit the showers early tonight," he told her.

They undressed and got into the shower. He turned the water on and proceeded to hug and kiss her. A few minutes of that got the water warmed up.

"Now, sit down," he told her.

As she sat, she thought, at least this won't be the ass fuck. Sure enough, he aimed his semi-hard cock at her and started to pee. He had plenty, and spread it from her tits to her toes. When he was done, he quipped, "I was really full of it, wasn't I?"

"Yes, sir," she replied in the most submissive tone she could muster.

"Just to show I'm a fair master, now you may urinate on me," he told her. "Stand up and let it flow."

She stood, then he sat down. "Lie down," she told him in the most domineering tone she had.

"Yes, mistress," he replied as meekly as he could.

Once he was in position, she straddled his groin and let her urine flow. As she expected, it sprayed around a bit, reaching almost to his nipples and down to his knees. She didn't have as much as he had, but it was enough to serve the moment.

"Now, we wash each other," he told her as he stood up. As usual, he did her first, from throat to toes. He paid special attention to her crotch, probing both openings. She almost orgasmed as he fingered her, and she assumed that was deliberate.

She washed him next, stroking his cock til she guessed he was close to cumming, then switching to fingering his ass to make his cock twitch. There was no point bringing him to climax since he'd not gotten her there, she left it at that.

They each washed their own faces and hair, then shut off the water and dried off.

"Let's sleep naked tonight," he suggested.

She agreed, not knowing what, if anything, he might be up for later. As it was, they both slept like the proverbial logs.

THE VIDEO SHOW

The seminar began with everybody getting into their robes and grabbing their towels.

"Today we have videos," Erin began. "I had my husband pick them, and make sure they're all plain heterosexual one on one scenes. He told me he was turned on enough that he had to do it in two sessions on separate days. There's a very short break between each video, to allow you to shift your mental gears. He did warn me that there are a couple of inter-racial clips. I hope nobody's going to be put off by that."

"Well," one woman typed, "maybe we'll get to see if it's true about black males being hung like horses."

"LOL," several others typed in response.

"If there are no more comments or questions, we'll begin," Erin said as she started the shows and turned off the lights.

This round took just over half an hour for everybody to climax.

"Well, that was quick," Erin quipped. "Obviously having both visual and audio inputs helped. Let's see what the numbers say."

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin (prof) F 4.0 13.8 23.4

Jennifer F 2.9 11.5 24.0

Samantha F 2.2 12.7 27.1

Katelyn F 2.2 5.8 24.1

Isabella F 2.6 9.1 20.8

Elizabeth F 1.0 5.3 21.4

Nicole F 3.1 13.7 24.6

Laura F 5.1 16.7 22.2

Emma F 3.2 15.2 19.5

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 2.7 3.7 18.2

Andrew M 1.7 14.6 25.3

Adam M 4.9 8.2 17.3

Daniel M 4.4 10.8 23.9

Cameron M 3.7 13.6 31.3

Gavin M 3.5 15.3 22.6

Anthony M 4.1 14.0 30.3

Steven M 2.5 5.8 17.0

fastest M 1.7 3.7 17.0

slowest M 4.9 15.3 31.3

fastest F 1.0 5.3 19.5

slowest F 5.1 16.7 27.1

"This is interesting," Erin mused. "The fastest to hardness took a little longer with the videos than either audio or still picture. Does anybody have any comments on that?"

"The actors took longer to get started," one man typed.

"The intro didn't have voices that sounded as sexy," one of the women noted.

"The ads were a distraction that didn't help with any of the videos," one of the men entered. "I was almost ready to cum when one video ended and the next began, and it slowed me down a bit."

"What kind of mood were you in when we started this session? Excited to see some hard-core porn, or more performance anxiety even in the dark?"

"My performance anxiety was less than before because this was the third round," one woman offered.

"This was my first porn video," another woman admitted.

"Mine, too," added two other women in close succession.

"I've seen better," one man quipped.

"The selections fit the description I gave my husband," Erin reminded them. "He's really a horny stud, so these were mild for his range of... interests."

"Sounds nasty," one of the men typed. "How wild does he get?"

"That would be telling," Erin told everybody. "Let's just leave it at these videos being rather tame for him, okay?"

"Okay, I guess," someone typed.

"What's next?" one of the women asked.

"Next? That's a good question," Erin began. "Since some of you seem to have problems with non-binary sexuality, we should discuss that next time. I'll have my husband pick videos that are homosexual or bisexual, and we'll see who cries uncle first."

"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?" one of the women asked.

"Not really," Erin replied. "Non-binary sexuality is a reality, despite what some people say. Given the national statistics, there's a good chance that somebody in this room may be non-binary, or at least curious about the matter."

"I still think you're maybe pushing a bit far," a woman commented.

"College is supposed to be about expanding your knowledge, as well as your comfort zone," Erin lectured them. "I realize some of you probably had rather sheltered lives until you got here. You're probably dreading discussing this seminar with anybody outside this room. That's okay. I waited til I was 30 to get married, and had very little sex before that. My husband has patiently expanded my sexual experience and I'm grateful for it. You may be hesitant now, but some day you'll be glad you got out of your small world and saw at least a bit more of the wide world of human sexuality."

"Fair enough," several students replied.

"See you next week. Class dismissed."

PREPARING TO EXPAND SEXUAL AWARENESS

"Hi, babe," Erin said as she walked into the house. "I've got another task for you."

"Oh, goodie," he retorted. "What now?"

"I know we've danced around the subject of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and so forth," she began. "Some in the seminar are uncomfortable with those concepts, let alone the realities, so I'd like to show them some gentle, caring videos."

"So, I get to indulge some of my kinkier tastes," he summarized. "How much this time?"

"I was thinking one each lesbian couple, gay couple, two bi females with one male, two bi males with one female. Even though the heterosexual videos got everybody to climax faster than audio or slides, I'd like to aim for another hour total per category, minimum 10 minutes per clip again."

"Could take a bit longer," he replied. "Again, thumbnail synopses aren't all that reliable."

"I'll need them in a week, so that's how long you have," she told him. "I'm beginning to think you're enjoying this research almost as much as your rewards."

"Guilty as charged," he confessed. "This one may cost you extra."

"Oh?" she asked.

"You'll see," he smiled.

The research took four days, one for each category. It left him drained in more ways than one. He'd seen lots of lesbian scenes in full-length videos, and knew they were actresses vamping it up for the cameras. He'd seen far fewer bisexual throuples, though, and was still a bit unsettled by the men getting it on with each other. He'd so far avoided a totally gay video, though, so put that off til last.

Having selected the videos, he gave Erin the thumb drive with the show.

"Now, time to pay the piper his next due," he told her.

"Let me guess, anal," she replied.

"Bingo," he confirmed. "In the shower, for easy clean up. There will be one more payment, to be discussed later."

"Fair enough, I suppose," Erin said, wondering what else he would conjure.

He undressed himself, then slowly undressed her. He collected a container of sex lube before leading her to the shower. He bent her over, then squirted a dollop of lube into her ass crack. He used his erection to spread the lube around her asshole, and onto the head of his member. Then he slid into her tight rectum, making her wince as he spread her open. Since their footing was a bit precarious even in the dry shower, he took it slowly, relishing each cycle of his piston. He told her to play with her pussy, and try to feel his cock in her ass while she fingered herself. Finally, he came with a soft "AAAAHHHH." He reached around and added his fingers to hers, aiming for her G spot to try to make her climax. It took several more minutes, but she finally peaked. He had her wash his filthy, nasty cock, then the rest of him. She worked particularly on his bung hole, forcing two fingers in the tight opening, making him wince. He washed her, gently, after the abuse he'd inflicted on her from behind. They dried off, and slept naked again.

EXPANDING SEXUAL AWARENESS: LESBIAN SEX

"Hello, class," Erin began in her most assuring tone, usually reserved for the undergraduate introduction to psychology course. "Today we'll stretch your comfort zones, perhaps rather drastically. Once again, I had my husband select the videos for this session. There are four in all, and we'll see how far we get as we take one at a time and discuss it afterward. Each video is about 15 minutes, so we'll see how far we get with the arousal steps. First, we have a lesbian couple, since that's the one that got commented on in our earlier sessions. We'll discuss it and then decide which of the other three we do next, perhaps at a later meeting."

"UGH!" one woman typed.

"Remember, it's all part of expanding your knowledge of the world," Erin replied to the class at large. You may close your eyes if it bothers you, but please leave the sound on even if that seems like too much to take. I dare say you've all seen at least one monster horror movie. Think of this as a different kind of horror, if you like. We all need to confront our fears sometime, before they overwhelm us."

She started the video. The actresses started out discussing what utter jerks their boyfriends were, and wondering if they'd ever find their Prince Charming. Then they started comforting each other, progressing from hugging to kissing to fondling each other's breasts. Then one of them started to undress her friend, who made a token objection. Her reluctance evaporated as soon as the one who'd taken the lead started suckling her.

"WOW," the woman said. "My boyfriend was never this gentle."

"Most men aren't," the sucker replied. "They think if they suck hard enough, the milk will flow. Nobody told them it doesn't work that way, if they even had a proper sex-ed class."

"May I try?" the bare-chested girl asked.

"Of course," her friend replied as she removed her pull-over top and revealed her bra-less bosom.

The more-timid woman gently took one breast and held it up as she bent down to kiss it, then suck it.

"That's it," the leader of this exploration crooned. "Now you're making me wet in the crotch."

"Now that you mention it, me too," admitted the timid one.

"Well, let's see what we've got down there," the bold one said.

She stood up, dropped her skirt and panties. She was shaved down there, to just a little peach fuzz. Her timid friend stood, dropped her shorts and panties to reveal a full bush of hair.

"Now, we should get towels and find a bed," the bold one directed. It was her apartment, so she led the way to the linen closet and then the bedroom. Her friend gathered their clothes to bring along.

Towels in place, the bold woman said, "Lie down on your back, butt on the towel. This will get messy."

They laid down, and the bold one gave the shy one another kiss, but with tongue this time. She reached for her friend's crotch, and gently touched it.

"I feel so naughty," the shy one whimpered.

"Don't," her friend reassured her. "So far the mechanics are no different than what your boyfriend would do."

"Still feels wicked," the shy woman replied.

"What church did you say you grew up in?"

"The church of no sex until marriage and then only to make babies, and gays go straight to hell," she admitted.

"That's what I was afraid of," the bold one snarked. "It's time you find out what the real world has in it." She slid a finger between her quivering friend's labia. "How do you like that?"

"Smaller than my boyfriend's cock, but gentler."

"Good, now just relax and let me pleasure you," the assertive one ordered.

The shy one had to admit that this felt better than the one time she'd let her boyfriend fuck her. Part of it was skin-on-skin, versus the condom he used. Part of it was that she wasn't afraid of getting pregnant if something went wrong. Finally, her friend knew exactly how to stroke her for maximum effect. She had a feeling this would continue until she had her first orgasm with a partner. Her boyfriend hadn't lasted more than a few minutes before dumping his cum. She was warming up to her friend's first finger, and beginning to moan a bit, when she felt a second finger enter her now smoldering snatch.

"OOOH," she crooned.

"I'm glad you're enjoying this, dear," her digitally adept friend said as she started suckling gently on her breasts.

"YEAH!" the girl being stimulated yelled, barely able to comprehend feelings she'd never had before. "You're actually gonna make me cum!"

"Good," they bold one said. "That's the whole idea. Just relax and let me pleasure you."

It only took a few more minutes for the object of so much gentle attention to explode with the best orgasm of her life. She laid there, panting like she'd just run a marathon, for several minutes before she could speak.

"That was incredible," she admitted. "My boyfriend barely got me wet enough to fuck, then came in a few minutes and pulled out and that was it. My solo orgasms barely registered, from what I could tell. This was a killer earthquake."

"Good," her friend reassured her. "Would you like to swap roles?"

"I'll give it a try," she agreed. "I may need some pointers, though."

She started as her friend had, with a French kiss and some breast fondling. When she broke the lip lock, she was reassured with "That's the spirit."

She proceeded to suckle at her friend's breasts. She noted that the other woman's nipples got very stiff, something she hadn't noticed about her own nipples.

Then she worked up the courage to touch her friend's labia. They were already wet with anticipation, so she slid two fingers straight into her vagina and started slowly thrusting in and out.

"Very good," her bold friend congratulated her. "You're a quick study."

"I have a good teacher," she replied.

"Now, add a third finger," the woman being stimulated directed. As the third finger went in, she sighed, "That's better. Now, try to find my G spot, toward my front, and fairly deep."

The fingerer reached up and further in, finally found her partner's G spot. It felt a little different, so she focused on that area.

"YESSSSS!" the partner yelled. "Make me cum, baby!"

Fingering for all she was worth, baby gave her partner an overwhelming orgasm.

"Yeah, babe, that's it!" she screamed as she convulsed on her friend's fingers.

"I guess I did ok, huh?" the neophyte said.

"You did better than ok, girl, you did great," her partner reassured her. "I think we've both had enough for one round. Fancy a quick shower?"

"Sure," baby said.

It was a tight shower stall, so the camera didn't get many good shots. There were glimpses of the two women fondling each other as they washed. The towel-drying scene was more revealing. Then the scene faded to black.

The statistics were surprisingly fast for the women, even the ones who were initially put off by the thought of two women pleasuring each other. Maybe it was the naughtiness, maybe it was the novelty, maybe they were all a little curious to see lesbians in action.

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin F 4.0 13.8 23.4

Jennifer F 2.9 11.5 24.0

Samantha F 2.2 12.7 27.1

Katelyn F 2.2 5.8 24.1

Isabella F 2.6 9.1 20.8

Elizabeth F 1.0 5.3 21.4

Nicole F 3.1 13.7 24.6

Laura F 5.1 16.7 22.2

Emma F 3.2 15.2 19.5

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 2.7 3.7 18.2

Andrew M 1.7 14.6 25.3

Adam M 4.9 8.2 17.3

Daniel M 4.4 10.8 23.9

Cameron M 3.7 13.6 31.3

Gavin M 3.5 15.3 22.6

Anthony M 4.1 14.0 30.3

Steven M 2.5 5.8 17.0

fastest M 1.7 3.7 17.0

slowest M 4.9 15.3 31.3

fastest F 1.0 5.3 19.5

slowest F 5.1 16.7 27.1

"OK, class, time for to clean up," Erin declared. Everybody repaired to their changing areas and returned in regular clothes.

"What did you all think of that?" Erin asked. Several students started typing at once.

"I wasn't as upset as I'd feared," one woman typed. "They seemed to really care about pleasuring each other, unlike some of the guys in the mixed gender scenes."

"I almost lost it," another woman confessed. "At least they didn't go down on each other. That would have done me in."

"Always nice to get some pointers from a lesbian couple," one of the men admitted. "Even though they're actresses, the premise of a newbie let the other one explain things for the audience as well as her friend. Most of the women I've had were scared to tell me what to do. A few gave useful pointers, and they made me a better sex partner."

"It was a good scene to break in the women in the class who were reluctant," Erin told the group. "Oral sex is hard to get good camera angles, especially cunnilingus."

"One thing that annoys me is guys who want a blow job but won't go down on their girlfriend," one of the women typed.

"Shame on those dudes," one of the men replied. "I've had a few partners who didn't like anyone going down on them, so give us a little slack."

"What about you?" one of the women snapped back.

"I've eaten my share of pussy," he stated.

"That's time for today," Erin announced. "Next time, gay male sex. I'm told the video my husband picked has both blowjobs and ass-fucking."

EXPANDING SEXUAL AWARENESS: GAY SEX

"Welcome back, class," Erin began. "Today we have a gay sex video. I've noted over the years that these seem to upset straight men more than straight women. You'll all need to be patient and get through this one just like the last one. Now, let's change to our robes and get ready for today's video."

They all went and changed, then took their seats. This video was less kind than the lesbian scene. The dominant male was also more assertive, stripping his reluctant partner with little warning.

"What the fuck?" the reluctant one said.

"Exactly, the fuck," the dominant one told his buddy. "Now, lay down on your back and let me suck that dick of yours."

He pushed his pal onto the bed, and grabbed his slowly stiffening cock. He stroked it several times to get it somewhat harder, then bent down and took it in his mouth.

"Dude, that's not natural," the one being sucked complained.

"No less natural than a girl sucking you," the dominant one replied. "Now, relax and enjoy it. Just give me a little warning when you're going to cum."

The sucking continued, with ball fondling to boot. He refrained from fingering his friend's ass. He had something else in mind for that.

It took a while, but finally the one being sucked said, "I'm gonna fucking cum, you bastard."

The sucking continued until the first spurt shot out of the cock. The sucker backed off and jerked the rest of the jizz onto his friend's own belly.

"Not bad for a white boy," the dominant one quipped. "Now, get up on your knees and get ready for round two."

"You're not gonna butt-fuck me, are you?" the one with the drained cock asked.

"Yes, I am. Don't worry, I'll use lots of lube and start out slowly," he reassured his panicking pal.

"I had one girl put a skinny anal vibe in me, and that was almost too much," the submissive confessed.

"At least you've had something in there," the dom snarked. He reached over and grabbed a tube of lube, applied it liberally to the head of his cock. He added a little to his buddy's ass for good measure.

"Ready?" the dom asked.

"No," came the reply.

"Right, then, here we go," as he aimed the head of his cock at his buddy's bung.

"OOOH," the one about to be fucked moaned as he felt his buddy's cock touch his sphincter.

"Just relax, like you're getting ready to take a big dump," the dom instructed.

"Yeah, right," the sub replied, skeptical about what was about to happen.

The dom pushed gently against his pal's orifice. "Relax, man. It's easier once you let me inside."

"I'm trying," the sub's voice quavered.

The dom pushed harder, finally entering his pal's pooper.

The sub winced, then took a sharp breath.

"That's it. Entry is always a challenge. Now relax and let me do all the work. I'm plugging your hole so you couldn't shit even if you tried."

The ass fuck proceeded slowly, with more lube added as needed. The sub slowly loosened up as he got used to having such a big cock probing his rectum.

"That's better," the dom assured his submissive friend. "I'm slowly getting ready to cum."

Several minutes later, the dom held his cock as deep as he could, and added his load to his buddy's shit.

"AAAH!" cried the dom. "Relief at last. Now what do you think of gay sex?"

"I'd rather have pussy," the sub replied.

"Well, at least now you know what it's like, being with another man," the dom told him.

"Now, would you please remove yourself from me, and let's get cleaned up," the sub requested.

The scene faded out as they headed for the bathroom.

"What did you all think of that?" Erin asked the class.

"Interesting," one of the women typed.

"Nasty, but stimulating," one of the men entered.

"Let's look at the numbers," Erin said as she put the table on the big screen.

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin F 2.1 13.7 42.2

Jennifer F 2.3 11.5 58.8

Samantha F 5.5 12.7 30.7

Katelyn F 2.9 5.8 62.7

Isabella F 2.2 9.1 24.2

Elizabeth F 2.6 5.3 56.4

Nicole F 1.7 13.7 40.8

Laura F 2.6 16.7 59.7

Emma F 5.3 15.2 47.4

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 5.9 19.1 42.2

Andrew M 1.4 11.5 57.3

Adam M 4.3 12.7 32.8

Daniel M 3.5 5.8 34.7

Cameron M 3.5 9.1 55.5

Gavin M 6.0 5.3 22.4

Anthony M 2.2 13.7 40.4

Steven M 3.1 16.7 54.0

fastest M 1.4 5.3 22.4

slowest M 6.0 19.1 57.3

fastest F 1.7 5.3 24.2

slowest F 5.5 16.7 62.7

"Looks like we had some slow-pokes," Erin commented. "One person didn't cum til after the video was over."

"The porn world covers the waterfront, but most feature-length videos have at least one lesbian scene," one of the men typed. "I've never seen a gay encounter other than in a gay or bi-sexual video."

"Does anybody have any thoughts on why that is?" Erin asked.

"Most porn is made by men, for men," one of the women offered. "They get turned on by girls having sex, but not so much by guys fucking."

"Hear, hear," one of the men interjected.

"Next time we'll have a throuple, two women with one man," Erin said as she dismissed the class.

EXPANDING SEXUAL AWARENESS: FFM SEX

"Welcome back again, class," Erin began. "Today, as advertised, we have a threesome, sometimes called a throuple. This one is two women and one man. This combination is usually great for the man, not so great for the women. Let's get changed, watch, and discuss it once it's done."

The scene opened with a man and a woman beginning a sexual encounter. It had the usual foreplay: a little kissing, some breast work, then on to genital stimulation. Shortly after the man had penetrated the woman's vagina, there was a knock on the door.

"What now?!" the woman moaned, not wanting to be interrupted.

"It's me, Angela," the person at the door answered.

"I'll go," the man volunteered. He grabbed a notebook in a nod toward modesty, then looked out the curtained window next to the door. It was indeed Angela, and nobody else in sight. He let her in, then re-locked the door. The CLOSED sign hadn't deterred her.

Seeing her male friend naked, she asked, "Did I come at a bad time?"

"Not at all," the naked male told her. "We were just getting started. I assume you'd like to join us?"

"Wouldn't miss it," Angela affirmed. She started undressing as they entered the next room. "How do we want to do this?"

"Well," the man began, "how about you sixty-nine Wendy, and I'll fuck you?"

"Sounds good," Angela agreed as she assume the position atop the other woman.

"Careful, Alex, you'll give me a complex," Wendy said.

"How so?"

"Preferring to fuck Angela instead of me."

"Just sparing you having to move, dear," Alex replied, hoping it would ease Wendy's feigned pain. "Besides, this way you get the best fucking view in the house."

"Oh, okay then," Wendy pouted.

Alex waited til Wendy had taken a few licks at Angela's pussy, making sure it was we for his throbbing manhood.

"I knew you'd see it my way," Alex added as he lined up to penetrate Angela's ambush.

Wendy alternated between licking Angela's labia and Alex's shaft. The combination of attentions brought Angela to a quick but strong orgasm, which in turn triggered Alex's pulsating cock to a series of powerful spurts.

Alex backed off a little to let Wendy lick some of the mingled sex juices of his cock, then went to clean up. The two women worked on each other intently while he was away, giving each other orgasms with their tongues alone.

That scene only got four of the watchers to completion, so Erin started the next scene. This one started with two women making out. While they were still on the breast play phase, a well-hung man entered the scene, buck naked and hard as a rock.

"Such a pity to see two lovely women having to console each other for lack of a man," he said as he watched the actresses at work.

"Such a pity to have a loving scene wrecked by an oversize ego with a dick to match," one of the women quipped back.

"Now, let's give him a chance to see if he can give us each at least one orgasm before he can't hold it any longer," the other woman suggested. "I'll go first."

She sat back on the couch, her crotch at the edge of the cushion, and told the stud, "Let's see what you've got."

He knelt in front of her, gave her labia a quick lick to make sure she was wet, then shoved his meaty member in her face. She took the hint, gave it a quick kiss then slobbered all over the head.

"Now, fuck me, you bastard," she ordered.

He knelt in front of her and plunged his prodigious pecker into her steamy snatch. He fucked her slowly at first, then gradually picked up the pace. It seemed like a long time, but finally she announced to the world that she was cumming. He held his cock deep inside her til her spasms subsided, then withdrew.

"Your turn," he told the other woman. "Pick your position."

"Reverse cowgirl," she announced. She knew it was a good position for the camera to see her sliding up and down on his manhood.

He sat down on the couch, and she straddled him. He guided his cock into her cunt as she eased herself down. She sat there for a few minutes, enjoying the fullness. Then she started pumping up and down, fucking him relentlessly, trying to make him cum before she did. Her efforts paid off, as he flooded her insides with his essence.

"Looks like I beat you, loser," she taunted.

"I'm not done yet," he told her as he resumed fucking her with his still stiff stick. It only lasted a few more minutes before he started to soften, but it was enough to push her over the edge.

"I think we all won this game," he said as the scene faded.

That was enough to finally get everybody to completion. Erin told the computer to compile the statistics and put then on the big screen.

name sex Female nipples stiff Female vagina moist Female orgasm

Erin F 2.5 24.4 30.8

Jennifer F 6.4 23.9 43.3

Samantha F 5.0 15.5 36.8

Katelyn F 3.7 24.8 39.1

Isabella F 2.3 11.3 41.0

Elizabeth F 6.5 18.9 26.1

Nicole F 6.3 25.0 30.6

Laura F 1.7 12.7 26.2

Emma F 1.7 17.3 27.9

Male penis erect Male pre-cum Male ejaculation

Nathaniel M 4.7 12.2 26.6

Andrew M 3.7 18.9 31.2

Adam M 2.4 19.3 47.2

Daniel M 3.1 13.9 35.8

Cameron M 3.3 7.7 39.6

Gavin M 2.9 17.3 37.9

Anthony M 1.8 12.5 42.8

Steven M 3.3 24.7 49.5

fastest M 1.8 7.7 26.6

slowest M 4.7 24.7 49.5

fastest F 1.7 11.3 26.1

slowest F 6.5 25.0 43.3

"Comments?" Erin asked.

"Interesting variation between the two scenes," one woman noted.

"How often do people walk into a sexual encounter already in progress, versus all three starting together?" one of the men asked.

"I don't know that I've seen any statistics, even within the world of porn," Erin admitted. "It would be an interesting couple of surveys to take. One a sampling of porn video threesomes, the other a questionnaire for some sort of swingers' forum."

"The lesbians didn't bother me as much this time," one woman offered. "I'm still not in the least interested in trying it in person, though."

"I've always worried about FFM scenes," one man began. "I always worry that one of the women might feel cheated because he didn't cum with her."

"But the first scene had him cumming with one woman, then leaving them to finish pleasuring each other," another woman observed.

"Even the second scene only had one woman getting the man's cumshot," from another woman.

"At least both women got orgasms with the man," observed one of the male students.

"As if that makes him superior," a female classmate snarked.

"I found it interesting that the first scene had the man picking the position, while the women picked their positions in the second," one of the men noted.

"Equal opportunity fucking," a female student quipped.

"That's all the time we have this week," Erin announced as her phone beeped. "Next week, we'll see how one woman handles two men at once."

EXPANDING SEXUAL AWARENESS: MMF SEX

"Welcome back, class," Erin began. "This will be the last category I pick for this seminar. We have scenes with two men and one woman. This means the woman is the focus, but also has to split her attention between two men. The good news is that the woman gets all the cum in these scenes. Depending on how they play out, she could be covered in jizz. Let's get changed, then watch the first clip and see what happens."

The first MMF scene began with a man and a woman snuggling. They quickly progressed to fondling, then undressing. When they were topless, a phone rang.

"Don't answer it," the woman said.

The man looked at the phone, and replied, "It's Eric. He told me his girlfriend dumped him yesterday. He may need a shoulder to cry on."

"Or a pussy to cum in," Danielle quipped back.

"I've seen how you look at him," Jim replied.

"Ok, answer the damn thing," she told him.

"Hi, bud, what's up?" Jim asked.

"Not my cock," Eric lamented.

"I heard that," Danielle announced loudly enough to be heard without speaker mode on the phone.

Jim switched to speaker mode.

"Is that Dani?" Eric asked.

"Yes," she replied, trying to sound coy. "You sound down in the dumps."

"Did Jim tell you that Barb stabbed me in the back?"

"Not in so many words, but nice pun," Dani replied.

Dani muted the phone, then asked Jim, "Should we ask him over? We've discussed various threesome scenarios; it might cheer him up."

Jim un-muted the phone. "How would you like to join us?" he asked his crestfallen chum.

"Part of me would love to, part of my feels like I'd be the wettest blanket you've ever seen," Eric replied, with a glimmer of hope on his tongue.

"Come on over, pal. We've got enough cheer to share with a friend in need," Jim said.

"And some other things to share, too," Dani added.

"See you in about 15 minutes," Eric said as he hung up.

"What do we to til he arrives?" Dani asked.

"Clean up some of the mess," Jim answered. "I'll start with the kitchen; you start with the bedroom."

"See you in 15," Dani confirmed.

It took Jim almost the whole time to empty the dishwasher and re-load it with the pile of dirty dishes in the sink. Dani took as long sorting the dirty laundry into the appropriate baskets and making the bed. She also got out a fresh towel and put it on the night stand. This could be a messy time.

The met back in the living room with a minute to spare before Eric arrived.

"I need a beer," the sad man said.

"That's the last thing you need," Dani replied as she gave him the warmest hug she'd ever given him.

"If that's the first sip, I'll skip the beer," Eric smiled.

"Good," Jim began. "Dani and I have been talking about some sort of threesome for a while now. We've never managed to figure out who we'd add. Now that you're in need of some serious comfort, are you game?"

"I'm not sure I'm good company right now," Eric replied, wondering how serious his friends were.

"Part of the problem with our past discussions was we couldn't get past the gender of the addition, let alone a particular person. You've answered both questions at once."

"You're both good with this?" Eric asked, not believing his apparent luck.

"Yes," Jim answered. "We've even prepared by watching a bunch of threesome porn, both FFM and MMF."

Eric looked questioningly at Dani, not sure if he was hoping for confirmation of their desire or cold feet.

"Indeed, we have," Dani reassured him. "I tend to prefer the MMF, so I get two cocks and two loads of cum. Jim seems to prefer the idea of two women fawning over him."

"How does this work?" Eric asked.

"Any way we want," Jim replied.

"I want both of you studs to worship my body," Dani instructed them. "I'll make it easy for you." She started to undress, giving the guys a quick show as she revealed her wares.

She sat down, and instructed them to sit to either side of her. She kissed Jim, then Eric. Then she took their heads and directed them to her breasts. They didn't need any more direction, just started sucking her 38D's as her nipples responded to their attentions.

She didn't have to wait long for both men to reach for her crotch. Each slid a finger between her pussy lips and started stroking her moistening vagina. Once she felt her juices starting to flow, she pulled their heads off her chest and said, "Now to bed, all of us."

They retired to the bedroom. She pulled the bedcovers down, and spread the towel in the middle of the bed. She laid down on it, and told her lovers to get back to what they'd been doing.

She let them suck and finger her for a few more minutes, then looked at their fully hard trouser snakes.

"Now, who do I want where first?" she mused. She knew Jim would be happy with a blowjob, and assumed Eric would be happy with whatever hole she offered.

"As guest, Eric should have first choice," Jim offered. He wanted Dani to have a great time, and looking at the size of Eric's cock, figured she'd be happiest with it in her cunt.

"You know I've always been a pussy fan," Eric told his buddy.

"And I know Jim's a sucker for a blowjob," Dani punned as she got on her hands and knees. "Remember, boys, the object of this game it to make me happy. You'll both get your rewards, too."

"Yes, ma'am," both men replied as they took their positions.

"Now, let me have it," she ordered.

Eric wasted no time introducing his powerful pecker to her steamy slot. "Damn, woman, that's a fine piece of ass."

Jim fed her his cock, letting her take it as she pleased. He let Eric's fucking motion push her mouth closer to his balls with each downstroke, then ease back a little on the reverse motion.

Several minutes of fucking brought Dani to her first climax of the evening. She let go of Jim's cock to compliment Eric on his cockmanship. "That's wonderful," she told him. "Now don't stop."

She took Jim's joint back into her mouth and resumed her ministrations. Jim was always slow to cum this way, but enjoyed every second of it.

Several minutes later, Eric yelled, "Here I cummmm!" and let loose a flood of sticky fluid into Dani's sopping snatch. He held his cock as deep as he could until it retreated of its own accord.

Dani came up for air again, and announced, "I want to lick him clean."

Jim moved aside, making way for his buddy's slick stick to be cleaned by his girlfriend's longing mouth.

When she'd finished, Eric headed for the bathroom.

"Now, I have one special treat for you," Dani told Jim. "I want to make this an around the world trip, so fuck my ass."

"You sure?" Jim asked. He knew it was her least favorite act.

"Yes," she replied.

Jim assumed the position, lubed his cock with a stroke of pussy juice, then aimed for her back door. A glob of spit for luck, and he eased his hardness into her tightness.

"OOOH," Dani moaned as he penetrated her least used sex port.

He fucked her slowly, to relish the feeling for himself and not make her regret her choice. Still, having had a good sucking, he didn't need very long to unload his balls into her ass.

"AAH," he sighed. "Thank you."

"Now, let's see what Eric's up to in the bathroom," she said.

They found Eric sitting on the toilet, and heard the occasional plop of another turd hitting the water.

"How about a nice shower?" Dani asked.

"Wonderful," Eric replied. "You two get started, I'll be there shortly."

The couple started the shower, and Dani washed Jim. When Eric finally joined them, they decided to try having Jim wash Dani while she washed Eric. It actually worked, much to their delighted amazement. When they were all clean, they turned the water off and grabbed towels to dry themselves off.

"You're welcome to stay the night," Dani offered with a wink.

"I'd love to, if you've got a spare toothbrush," Eric replied.

"That we do," Jim said as he got one out of the vanity and handed it to his pal. "You can even borrow a pair of my pajamas; it'll be a chilly night."

"Thanks," Eric replied.

They took turns flossing and brushing, then Jim got Eric a blanket for the couch and joined Dani in bed.

The scene ended as the lights went out.

"Thoughts?" Erin asked.

"More the emotional feel of the lesbian films than the gay or even hetero couple scenes," one woman opined.

"Nice to see the woman's character evolve a little and allow her boyfriend to fuck her in the ass," one of the men in the class offered.

"I'd say so far the most sociopathic character of the lot was the dominant male in the gay film," one of the women said.

"The others were at least on an equal footing," another woman offered. The final scene was in some ways the most selfish, with Eric feeling sorry for himself and both his friends taking advantage to fulfill a fantasy of theirs."

"Sometimes the best compromises are the ones where everybody gets something they want," Erin noted.

"True," one of the men agreed. "It's nice to see everybody satisfied, regardless of the details of their motives."

"I hope these exercises have helped you realize that sex can be as rewarding as it is demanding," Erin said. "The rest of the term will be each of you writing a paper on your observations, feelings, and anything else you see fit to write down. This will be open book, such as it is for a class with no text book, per se. The open part includes library and internet sources. I'll send you all the links to all the videos we watched, including the starting websites for finding them. We will still have weekly sessions to discuss anything you want to cover."

EXPANDING SEXUAL AWARENESS: Erin's final payments to her husband

"Whew," she told her husband when she got home. "Those were some awesome videos you picked."

"Now, I'm ready to discuss the rest of my payment, as it were," he told her with an evil grin.

"Uh, oh," she replied, feigning dread.

"I couldn't decide whether I wanted an MMF or FFM, so decided on an MFMF," he began. "We know a few couples who might be interested. I suggest dinner with each of them separately, and see who takes the bait."

"OK," Erin replied hesitantly. "Which couples, and what bait?"

"Even though the first two choices sound like an old cliché, I was thinking first Bob and Carol, then Ted and Alice," Scott replied.

"You and your cliches," she moaned. "That's two, what about the third?"

"Thelma and Louis, of course," he replied

"GROAN!" she cried. "OK, I assume dinner here?"

"Yes, and casual. We can play some table games afterward. Hopefully one of the guests will suggest strip poker."

"That sounds like a long stretch," she replied, "but if anyone else has been having similar thoughts, it might just be the erotic icebreaker we need."

Bob and Carol showed up for dinner casually dressed, with Carol showing a bit of cleavage. Erin had worn one of her shortest skirts with a tight pullover top and no bra. The women were obviously hopeful for something that evening.

Dinner conversation ranged far and wide over home projects, the latest entertainment news. The Bob switched to work, specifically asking about Erin's latest teaching project.

"I hear you're doing a seminar on porn," he began.

"Did you now?" she asked.

"Well, it's in the catalog, and I do work in the recruiting office," he reminded her. "So, how's it going?"

"Quite well, overall," Erin began. "Some students had some difficulties with some of the sub-categories, but kept with it and I think we softened some harsh opinions."

"Oh?" Bob led on.

"Mostly with homosexuality," Erin continued. "Some of the women were put off by lesbian sex. Most of the men were leery of gay sex. The men who'd been viewing porn weren't put off by the idea of lesbian sex scenes in feature-length films. Most of the students had been unaware of the level of abuse of actors of all stripes. They were a bit upset, but noted that a lot of people in other jobs are also taken advantage of to varying degrees."

"So, how did you manage the course?" Carol asked.

"With a lot of help from Scott," Erin admitted.

"How so?" Bob asked.

"Well, I had decided to use actual porn as the bulk of the course material, but didn't want to be forewarned what was coming. So, I had Scott pick the films for me."

"Tough job," Bob quipped.

"Hard job," Scott countered.

The other three groaned in unison.

"Sounds like a lot to ask of someone not on the faculty payroll," Bob remarked.

"Oh, I got paid by Erin," Scott said with a wicked grin.

"Do tell," Bob said.

"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell," Scott replied. "However, in this case I have permission."

"We generally have a good sex life," he continued. "There are a few things Erin's not keen on, so a couple of those were on the payment list."

"Such as?" Carol was getting a little flushed.

"Such as oral cumshots and ass-fucking," Erin volunteered.

"Can't argue with that," Carol agreed. "Still, doesn't sound like much recompense for what sounds like a lot of work."

"That's where you two enter the plot," Erin announced.

"OH?" Bob and Carol asked in unison.

"I couldn't decide between and MMF or FFM threesome, so decided to see if we could get a foursome together," Scott told them plainly.

"And you thought of us," Bob continued the thought. "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended."

"I take it as flattery," Carol interjected. "I've seen how Bob looks at Erin and how Scott looks at me."

"I was thinking offense at the assumed morality or lack thereof," Bob explained.

"Now, Bob, we've spent enough time with Erin and Scott to know we're all open-minded," Carol almost chided her husband. "We've watched enough not-quite-porn movies and done our share of making out in the same room. Don't forget the weekend at the lake. We made quite a racket after going to bed, and so did they."

"Doing it in different rooms isn't the same as doing it all together in one bed," Bob protested lamely.

"I see the bulge in your pants, hubby," Carol chided. "I bet Scott's just as hard."

Erin reached for her husband's crotch and was able to confirm Carol's hunch. "Now that we've got the men's attention, how should we proceed?" she asked.

"Depends on how fast we want to get to the good stuff," Bob replied. "Slow would be strip poker, one piece of clothing off the lowest hand would be the slowest. A bit faster would be one piece of clothing off all the losing hands."

"Dice would be faster," Scott offered. "Same options on how many lose a piece of clothing on each roll."

"How many dice?" Carol asked.

"I think we can scrape together 8 total, so 2 apiece," Erin replied. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

"I'm almost too horny to wait even that long," Bob announced. He stood up and dropped his slacks and briefs, revealing his impressive erection.

"Damned if I'm gonna be left behind," Scott followed his friend's lead and bared his equally impressive boner.

"Shit, boys," Carol said. "Now I feel like I have to keep up." She stood, and dropped her skirt and panties. Her shaved snatch glistened with the first secretions of her womanhood.

Erin came back and gasped, "Oh, my!" she exclaimed. Setting dice down, she unfastened her miniskirt and let it drop. Her G string followed. She had a little fuzz around her nether lips.

"We can still use the dice to pick who does what to whom," Scott offered.

"OK," Erin replied with a reluctant tone. "Just to be clear, are there any limits?"

"Not if I can help it," Bob chimed in.

"Including homosexuality?" Scott asked.

"Consider it a test of how open-minded we all are," Erin proposed. "I suspect we're all at least a little bi-curious."

"Ok," Scott conceded. "I just don't want a mouthful of Bob's cum."

"Fair enough," Bob agreed. "How long do we have to do whatever it is?"

"Two minutes should be enough," Scott replied quickly.

"OK," Erin said. "Here are two dice for each of us, different colors so we know who scored what."

The game went quickly, thanks to the two-minute rule.

roll # Scott Erin Bob Carol winner action

1 2 7 5 12 Carol Erin suck Bob's cock

2 7 7 11 11 tie roll again

3 2 6 7 6 Bob Carol suck Scott's cock

4 7 4 3 11 Carol Erin suck Carol's tits

5 9 9 3 12 Carol Scott suck Bob's cock

6 4 6 9 10 Carol Bob suck Scott's cock

7 4 10 8 7 Erin Carol lick Erin's cunt

8 6 8 6 9 Carol Erin lick Carol's cunt

9 6 9 1 4 Erin Scott lick Carol's cunt

10 2 6 6 10 Carol Bob lick Erin's cunt

11 11 11 5 3 tie roll again

12 10 3 5 4 Scott Carol suck Bob's cock

The ties shaved nearly 4 minutes off the game. Just over a half hour later, all four players were ready for more.

"Now what?" Bob asked.

"Now we figure out who's doing what to whom in bed," Scott said.

"How do we decide that?" Carol asked.

"Look at the scores and let the leaders decide?" Erin mused.

"I won 6 rolls, so I get to make the first selection," Carol observed. "I've always wanted to be double-teamed by two studs."

"What about me?" Erin lamented.

"You get to watch, and if one of the guys cums before the other, then you can finish off the second one."

"Which means not only do I get leftovers, I may be stuck with getting fucked in the ass," Erin moaned.

"Unless you want to go ass to pussy," Scott offered. "Consider it an expansion of your sexual repertoire."

"No, thanks," Erin retorted.

"Who gets which of Carol's holes?" Scott asked, hoping for pussy but willing to settle for ass.

"I want a measurement," Carol said. "The bigger cock gets my pussy, the smaller, ass."

Erin went and got a ruler. Bob came up to 7", Scott a still worthy 6".

"OK," Carol directed. "Bob, lie down on the bed." Once Bob was in position, Carol straddled him and eased her wet pussy onto his cock. "Now, Scott, bring up the rear."

The threesome assembled; the fucking began. Erin saw an opportunity, and reached for Scott's balls. She was hoping to make her husband cum first, so she could get a feel for Bob's boner. When that didn't' work fast enough, she slipped a finger into Scott's asshole. That caused him to cum in a matter of moments.

"That's cheating!" he screamed at his wife.

"Shut up and let me at Bob's cock," Erin commanded.

Scott and Carol got up and headed to the bathroom. Erin took Carol's former position straddling Bob and wasted no time fucking him. She took a few slow cycles to savor the feel of him inside her. Then she shifted into overdrive. She wanted to cum on that cock, and cum hard. It took several minutes of hard humping, but she was finally taken by a stupendous orgasm. Her spasming cunt dragged Bob over the cliff, and he added his hot jizz to Erin's sticky secretions.

"WOW!" Bob exclaimed.

"WOW, yourself, fucker," Erin replied.

They laid there for several minutes, catching their breaths.

Finally, Bob spoke, "We should go get cleaned up, and see what our spouses are up to."

Erin climbed off, and they retired to the bathroom. Scott and Carol were showering, making a slow but thorough circuit around each other and washing every inch.

"Looks like fun, but first I need to pee," Erin observed.

"We're almost done," Carol stated.

"Maybe I can hold it that long," Erin replied.

"Good," Bob said. "I haven't had a golden shower in ages."

"Really?" Erin asked.

"Really," Bob affirmed. "Carol's attempts have generally run down her legs, no matter what we've tried."

"I have pretty good aim," Erin claimed. "Maybe Carol can watch and learn."

Scott and Carol finished rinsing, and Scott got dried up. Carol stayed in the shower to watch Erin give Bob his golden shower.

Bob sat down, and Erin straddled him. Holding her pussy lips wide apart, she let loose a stream that soaked Bob's groin.

"Let me try that," Carol asked. Erin traded places with her friend. Carol's first attempt dribbled down her legs.

"Want a hand?" Erin asked.

"Sure," Carol replied.

Erin got behind Carol, took both hands to spread the other woman's lips. She felt for the end of her urethra, made sure it had a clean shot.

"Now try it," she instructed.

This time Carol let loose a stream that washed Erin's pee off Bob's groin.

"Thanks," Carol said. She rinsed off, then stepped out onto the bathmat to dry.

Erin and Bob gave each other a thorough scrubbing, including a little ass fingering. When they were done, they dried each other off.

"WOW!", Scott said when they were all reassembled, wrapped in robes.

"Wow, indeed," Bob agreed. "I think Carol and I will add golden to our showers for a while."

"I may want my own double fuck," Erin proclaimed. "Can you two stay the night? We could do it in the morning."

"Alas, we didn't bring PJ's or tooth brushes," Carol lamented.

"We have spares you can use," Erin offered.

"OK, then," Bob agreed quickly.

Scott and Erin climbed into their own bed. Bob and Carol took the guest room. Morning came fast; it seemed. Both guys had "morning wood", and relieved their bladders before brushing their teeth. The women also needed some relief, as well as oral hygiene.

"What was that about double-fucking Erin?" Bob asked once they'd all finished their morning ablutions.

"Same deal as last night?" Scott inquired.

"That worked, I thought," Bob said.

"But no cheating this time, Carol," keep your filthy paws to yourself.

"Yes, sir," Carol replied, meekly.

"Now, Erin, who do you want where?" Scott asked.

"Same as last night, Bob on the bottom, Scott on the top. I can barely handle Scott in my ass, don't want to risk Bob back there."

"You heard the lady," Scott said. "Assume the position, my man."

Bob laid on the bed, boner pointing out away from his abdomen. Erin assumed her position, sliding her moist cunt on his stiffness. Scott had Carol apply a generous dollop of lube before coming in from behind his wife.

"OOOOHHH!" Erin moaned as she felt the two cocks working inside her. "You studs are gonna make me cum so fucking hard I may squeeze both your dicks off."

"Don't do that," Bob chided. "It'd be a bloody mess."

"I'm kidding, boys," Erin retorted. "I'll just make you wish I'd amputated you."

They fucked for what felt like forever. Erin started having orgasms and just kept on having them. The men were both still a bit drained from last night, so took their own sweet time before finally succumbing to Erin's womanly charms. They came almost simultaneously, Bob's first squirt pushing Scott over the edge.

Drained, they slowly separated.

"What do I get?" Carol asked, feeling cheated that the men had both cum.

"Maybe Erin can eat your pussy?" Scott offered, hoping his wife wouldn't make him regret it.

"Sure," Erin piped in. "I've always wondered what another woman tastes like. Then once the boys are cleaned up, they can tag-team me."

"We'll be back in a bit," Scott and Bob said as one.

They took their time cleaning up in the shower, including a little soapy stroking of each other's cocks.

They dried up, and returned to the bedroom to find their wives going down on each other. Carol looked up, and told them to enjoy the show. The women continued to pleasure each other, alternating orgasms until they were too spent to continue. Carol rolled off of Erin and they just laid there, exposed for their husbands' viewing pleasure. The men were too spent to do more than ogle.

Once the women had caught their breath, they took a quick shower to rinse off the sweat.

All four got dressed and went to breakfast.

EXPANDED SEXUAL AWARENESS: RECAP

Erin collected all the notes the students made during the classroom sessions, as well as their thoughts after each session. As she read them, she saw some common threads. Most of the men went for more porn, and speculated on which of their female classmates might be good in bed. The women didn't go for much more porn, but did almost as much speculation on potential fuck buddies. Some of each gender contemplated what they'd do in an FFM or MMF situation. All sounded hesitant to make a first move on a classmate.

"Well, class, I've read your notes, and all I can say is you're a bunch of cowards," Erin began. "Most of you speculated on sexual encounters with classmates, but in very guarded terms. So, it looks like maybe I need to help you out a bit."

"UH, OH," one of the men groaned.

"This could be interesting," one of the women declared.

"Since I don't know any of you particularly well, I just drew pairs at random to come up with dating pairs," Erin told them. "Here's what I came up with."

GIRL BOY

Laura Gavin

Isabella Daniel

Jennifer Steven

Nicole Adam

Katelyn Andrew

Emma Nathaniel

Elizabeth Cameron

Samantha Anthony

The students looked around, and then at Erin.

"Now what?" one of the men asked.

"Now each couple gets together to pick a place for their date," Erin explained. "I have no expectations regarding what happens between you, but do expect you to get together for at least an hour. Many first dates involve a meal, sometimes also a movie. I do not recommend a bar, since alcohol often impairs judgment. Going to a public place makes some people feel safer, but some prefer privacy. I strongly recommend that you have some sort of protection in case the date involves sexual intimacy. Anyone who has concerns they might have a communicable disease should get tested before the date, and have the results back."

Erin gave the students the rest of the class period to get to know each other and figure out their date plans. She dismissed them with some encouragement and a warning, "Have fun, but be safe. Remember, NO means NO. That goes for the women as well as the men. We'll get back together in a week to discuss what you learned."

The class decided to make it a big group date, figuring safety in numbers and if the original pairings didn't work, they could try different groupings. They settled on a local pizza place that could shift tables together for the whole group.

Date night arrived, and the guys picked up their dates. Since not everyone had a car, there were a few double dates. Ordering was pretty easy, one each of five different style pizzas. Pitchers of soft drinks made it easier to keep everyone's glass full. Conversations ebbed and flowed as they ate. Everybody had a good time, and so most were surprised when closing time was called.

As they headed back to their cars, they discussed next steps. A few of the women just wanted to get back to their quarters and to bed. The three couples who wanted to continue the evening settled on the common area of the graduate student dorm. Two of the women and one of the men lived there, so they had some prospect for more private settings if they so desired.

Laura and Gavin; Isabella and Daniel; Samantha and Anthony settled into a conversation area in the dorm common room. They continued the safe topics of the dinner conversation, then veered into their common course.

"I took it because I wanted to get out of my goody-two-shoes upbringing," Laura admitted.

"I was hoping to expand my perspective," Isabella noted.

"It sounded weird enough to be interesting," Samantha added.

"It fit my schedule," Gavin commented.

"I'm just a horny bastard," Daniel confessed.

"I'm with Samantha on the weird factor," Anthony ended the round.

"Horny bastard got stuck with flat-chested girl," Isabella quipped on the irony of her pairing.

"And the weird seekers are together," Anthony noted.

"That leaves the one wanting to expand her horizons with the one who just looked at the schedule," Gavin summarized.

"So, now what do we do?" Laura asked.

"Well, each couple could go to a room and see what happens in private," Daniel offered, hopefully.

"WHOA!" Laura cried. "I'm not ready for that on a first date."

"I'm game," Isabella said. "Most of the guys I've dated have been put off by my lack of chest and not tried anything. I'm curious to see how horny Danny Boy really is."

"I'm curious to see what Anthony thinks is weird," Samantha declared.

"OK, I'll take Laura home and go back to my place alone," Gavin conceded. "The rest of you have fun."

ISABELLA AND DANIEL

Isabella took Daniel to her room. It was small, but private. There was a desk chair, easy chair, and a twin bed. Hoping for more than a hug, Isabella sat down on the bed and invited Daniel to join her.

"So, not much luck in the dating pool so far," Daniel recapped her earlier comment.

"Just a few pity dates in high school. Prom was the guy who waited too long and I was the last girl left," she admitted. "College hasn't been much better, just a few dates for couple's events. Not even a kiss goodnight."

"It sounds like you're ready for more, but how much?" Daniel summarized.

"I really have no idea," she began. "Having seen the presentations in the seminar, I have some idea of what could happen. I just don't know how far I'll be willing to go."

"So, we'll take it one step at a time," Daniel reassured her. He leaned in for a kiss, which she accepted willingly.

"That was step one," he told her. "You seemed to like it."

"Very much," she replied. "What's next?"

He kissed her again, this time sticking out his tongue. She got the idea, and opened her mouth to let his tongue explore it. When he backed out, she returned the favor, if she could call it that.

"How did I do on step two?" she asked.

"Very well," he replied. "Ready for step three?"

"What's that?" she inquired, a hint of skepticism in her voice.

He reached for her chest, and caressed her breasts thru her sweater.

"OOOH," she cooed. "That was nice."

"Braless, I gather," he said.

"Yes. I don't really need one, and was hoping someone would notice."

"Well, I did," Daniel stated the obvious. "Ready for the next step?"

"I guess so," she answered.

"This will be a bit more... revealing, shall we say," Daniel warned her.

"OK," she replied, sounding almost a little nervous this time.

He pulled up her sweater, revealing her petite breasts. "If you put your arms up, I can take it off altogether," he told her. She raised her arms, and he pulled her sweater off.

"You're not wasting time," she observed.

"No time like the present," he said as he fondled her bare breasts. "How does that feel?"

"A lot more fun than my self-exams for lumps," she confessed.

"Ready for the next step?" he asked.

"Sure," she answered.

He bent down, and sucked first one tit then the other.

"OOOH," she murmured. "That is nice."

"Glad you like it," he replied. "Now, fair's fair." He took off his outer shirt and his undershirt, revealing his very hairy chest.

"Nice fur coat," she quipped as she rubbed her hands thru it.

"Glad you like it," he answered.

"What next?" she asked.

"Lie down on your back," he told her. Once she was in position, he laid on top of her, pressing his hairy chest against her tiny tits. He kissed her, hard, and she kissed back just as hard.

"I think I need to go to the bathroom," she told him. He got off her, and she took care of her business.

"Almost a false alarm," she told him when she got back. "I was wet down there, but it wasn't pee."

"Sounds like you're getting sexually aroused," he told her. "Kind of like in class, but with a partner to help you personally."

"So that's what it feels like with another person touching you," she summarized. "It was rather different in class, especially not being able to touch myself until everyone else was wet."

"Up for more?" he asked, hopefully.

"I guess so," she replied, her nervousness having faded to a vague unease.

He stood up, and dropped his pants and briefs, letting his hard cock spring out.

"WOW!" she cried. "I've never seen one in person before."

"Like it?" he asked.

"It's... interesting," she replied, not sure what to do next.

"You may touch it, if you like," he reassured the timid girl. He hoped he wasn't taking this too fast, but also hoped she'd be willing and able to keep up.

She reached out, and gently stroked the length of his erection. "Feels like nothing I've ever felt before," she said in awe of the new experience. "They call it a boner, but I don't feel any bones."

"There are no bones in a penis," he explained. "It's also called a hard-on, which is more realistic. It's just blood vessels filling up."

"Oh, is that all?" she asked. "Now what should I do with it?"

"Anything you'd like," he replied.

"Can I... suck it?" she asked, shyly.

"Yes, you may," he answered. "Take as little or as much in your mouth as you feel comfortable with. Use your tongue as well as your lips, and some suction, like drinking out of a big, fat straw."

She put her mouth around the head, and licked the tip with her tongue. "That's the spirit," he reassured her. "See if you can get more of it into your mouth."

She managed another inch, then backed off. "That's all," she said, sheepishly. "I don't seem to be up for, what did the one scene call it, 'deep throat'?"

"That's okay, not many women are," he said, calmly. "Some don't like getting their mouth anywhere close to a cock."

"So, I'm doing ok," she said.

"Very well for a beginner," he told her. "Now, time to drop your pants and let me have a taste of your pussy."

She stood, dropped her pants, then laid down on the bed.

"Do you have a spare towel handy?" he asked. "This may get messy."

"Bottom drawer," she told him. While he retrieved the towel, she touched her pussy, which was even wetter than when she'd gone to the bathroom.

"Here we go," he said. "Now, raise your butt so I can get this under you."

She raised her ass, and he placed the towel under it. She laid back down, legs still tight together.

"You're going to have to spread your legs so I can get at your pussy," he told her.

"Right," she replied, feeling like she'd done something wrong.

"Now, let's see what we have here," he continued as he placed his face near her crotch. "Nice aroma, plenty of moisture, and not much fur. Good pussy to eat. Ready?"

"Sure," came the reply. She had no idea what would happen next, other than that the actresses seemed to enjoy it."

He licked her pussy lips, then sucked them into his mouth.

"OH, boy," she moaned. "Never have I ever..."

She trailed off as he started tonguing her twat. "WOW!" she exclaimed. "Maybe those actresses weren't faking it."

He kept licking at her, then slid a finger up her cunt.

"That's a boner," she quipped.

He added a second finger, raising her pleasure to a new level.

"OH, OH, OOOHH!" she screamed.

He added a third finger, and backed his face away so he could fuck her better.

"I feel really weird," she told him.

"Do you want me to stop?" he asked.

"No, keep going. I'm hoping this is the beginning of an orgasm," she urged.

"You mean you've never had an orgasm?" he asked.

"Only very lame ones in class," she admitted. "Some of them I faked the data entry."

"Shame on you," he scolded as he kept fingering her hot, wet, womanhood.

"Shut up and do me!" she ordered.

"Yes, ma'am," he obeyed. She felt tight enough that three fingers were all he was comfortable using.

"OH, MY, GOD!" she cried as her first partner-induced orgasm overwhelmed her. He kept fingering her fast and furious as she continued to writhe in pleasure. It lasted several minutes, and then she needed several more to catch her breath.

"That was fantastic," she told him when she could speak again.

"Glad you enjoyed it," he told her. "Are you up for more, or is that enough?"

"Oh, I want more," she reassured him. "If you could do that with just your mouth and fingers, I want to feel your cock inside me."

"OK, then," he replied. He fetched his condom from his pants.

"We don't need that," she began. "I've been on the pill since my second period, long time ago. My mother didn't want me getting pregnant. She still doesn't, actually, at least not til I get married. Then she'll want a grandkid within 10 months."

"So, a whole month to conceive," how generous of her, he snarked. "What about infections?"

"Clean as a whistle at the beginning of the semester," she assured him. "You?"

"Also clean at the start of the term," he replied. "And too busy to get into any trouble since then. Missionary position for starters?"

"That seems to be traditional," she replied.

"OK, then, get ready for a new ride of your life," he told her.

"As ready as I'll ever be," she answered. "Just take it easy at first. Remember, I'm new to this."

"Yes, boss," he quipped as he assumed the position. "Do you want to guide me in, or should I do it myself?"

"Is there another option?" she asked.

"Well," he began, "there's the old hunt with my pecker until I get it right."

"Let's try that," she said. "Seems more amateurish, which I at least am."

"OK," he replied as he started poking for her slot with his pecker. He got in on the fourth try, then eased in as slowly as he could.

"WOW!" she exclaimed. "That's a lot better than fingers. Softer, smoother, but almost as hard. Also, longer."

"Shut up and let me fuck you," he commanded. His second thrust was faster, and almost felt like it bottomed out against her cervix.

"Seems like some of the guys on film were going a lot faster," she noted.

"You want fast, I'll give you fast," he growled as he shifted into top gear. He was humping her madly now, hoping to make her cum again before he unleashed his flood inside her.

"I'm cumming again!" she hollered as her second orgasm of the night overwhelmed her senses. He held himself deep inside her, the better to feel her spasms.

"Damn, girl," he began. "You've got me on the verge of cumming, too."

"Go ahead," she assured him.

"Here it cums," he announced as he started shooting jets of cum deep inside the orgasming girl.

"WOW!" she cried out. "That's really different."

"Different good, I take it," he answered.

"Different very fucking good," she assured him.

His balls emptied, he felt his cock slowly start to soften as she kept cumming on his not-so-hard-on.

It took them several minutes to catch their breath.

"So, how did I do?" she asked.

"You were fantastic," he told her. "Most enthusiastic orgasms I've had a part in."

"Really? Or are you trying to make me feel good?"

"Really," he reassured her. "I'm just glad I was able to hold it long enough for you to cum while I was still fucking you."

"OH?" she asked.

"First time, I lasted 5 minutes even with a condom," he began. "I got better over time, but only rarely got the girl to orgasm before I came."

"Well, you got me to cum hard, twice," she reassured him. "And this is my first time with a partner. Thank you."

"You're very welcome," he replied. "Thank you for being such a willing pupil."

"I've never had the chance before," she confessed. "Even Sadie Hawkins dances got me nowhere."

"Sorry to hear that. Those guys didn't know what they were missing."

"Now what do we do?" she asked. "I'm getting chilly, and my thighs are getting sticky."

"Now we shower," he told her.

"It's almost too small for one person in there, let alone two," she informed him.

"You go first," he told her. "I'll wash up at the sink."

"OK, see you in a bit," she hobbled off to the shower.

He was done washing his groin well before she finished her shower. He even dug out his toothbrush and used it. He put the pussy-soaked towel over the towel bar, and got under the covers. She finally joined him in the narrow bed.

"Staying the night?" she asked.

"If you don't mind," he replied.

"I'd like it a lot," she said. She kissed him goodnight.

ANTHONY AND SAMANTHA

Samantha unlocked the door to her room and led Anthony inside. "Sorry about the mess," she began. "I wasn't expecting company."

"Don't worry," Anthony replied. "To borrow a line from an old song, 'I only have eyes for you.'"

"Corny," she quipped. "My last several dates covered the range from dropping me like a hot potato to so desperate to get into my pants I almost had to use my self-defense training."

"Well, I try to be somewhat self-assured without coming across as too cocky," he answered.

"Cocky, eh?" she caught on fast, this one.

"I was taught to not push too hard," he replied. "I also like to let a girl know what my intentions are fairly early in the relationship."

"And what, pray tell, are your intentions?" she asked, coyly.

"To get as far on each date as the lady is willing," he answered plainly.

"And how has that worked out for you?"

"Pretty well, overall. A few weren't interested in anything even vaguely intimate. Some warmed up over several dates but only went so far. One was so horny we actually fucked on the first date."

"First date of many?" Samantha asked.

"Alas, first date of only one," he lamented. "She eventually told me she was on a quest to fuck the biggest cock she could find, and it wasn't mine."

"Shallow girl," Samantha commiserated.

"But a great fuck," he reminisced.

"You poor thing," Samantha cooed. She leaned in and gave him a quick peck on the cheek.

"That's more than I got from some of my dates," he admitted.

"Glad to be of service," she quipped.

"I assume that isn't all you've got," he said, hoping for much more.

"Certainly," she replied as she planted a sloppy, wet kiss on his lips. "How's that?"

"Very nice," he admitted. Then he kissed her, pushing his tongue into her mouth for some exploration. She reciprocated eagerly.

"Now, let's see what's hiding in those pants," she commanded. She unbuckled his belt, unbuttoned and unzipped his pants. "Stand up and drop them."

He obeyed, stunned at this second most assertive woman he'd ever been alone with.

"Nice," she commented. "I've seen bigger in movies, but those are pros who get paid by the inch."

"Ok, missy, now let's see what you're hiding under all that fabric."

She stood up, unbuttoned her blouse and threw it on the easy chair. Her bra followed, then skirt and underpants.

"Impressive," he said.

"Thirty-eight D, 31, 35," she summarized. "Not symmetrical hourglass, but most guys like the view."

"I certainly do," he agreed. "Question is, how does it all perform?"

She sat back down on the bed, and pulled him down next to her. She reached for his cock, and gave it a squeeze. He squeezed her tits, and pinched the nipples as they began to stiffen in anticipation of a more animated performance. Then he reached between her legs, to find her pussy already moistening for action.

"I'm wet, and you're hard," she began. "Let's just fuck."

"OK," he agreed. She pushed him down on his back and straddled him like she knew what she was doing. One smooth move and she impaled herself on his rigid rod.

"Feels good," she told him. "Now just relax and let me do the work." She proceeded to fuck the living daylights out of him, reaching orgasm in mere minutes.

"Slow down, girl, unless you want me to cum before you're done getting your jollies on my joint," he requested.

She slowed down a little, and occasionally just sat still with his hardness deep inside her. He pulled her down to kiss her hot mouth, and fondled her ample breasts for good measure.

"Don't worry, I've got other ways you can make me cum," she informed him. With that, she resumed her mad humping until he couldn't hold it any longer.

"Here it cums," he announced as he started spurting seed inside her steamy snatch. "WOW. That was intense," he added after she finished draining him.

"Now, don't got away, I'll be back soon," she ordered him as she dismounted. True to her word, she was back in a few minutes, a little cleaner and carrying a box of sex toys.

"Take your pick," she offered. It was an impressive collection of plain dildoes, vibrators for pussy and ass, and what looked like an inflatable butt plug. He chose the most serious looking vibrator for pussy, and the inflatable butt plug.

"Interesting choices," she commented. "You can use some of my pussy juice for the butt plug, just make sure it's all the way deflated first."

He had slightly different ideas. He put the butt plug into her pussy, then inflated it slowly in there, just to see how big it could get. When it wouldn't go any bigger, he deflated it and eased it into her back door. Leaving it small for now, he started working the vibrator inside her very wet pussy, slowly ramping up the actions. When she announced her first orgasm, he started inflating the butt plug. Once that toy was as fully inflated as it could get, he revved up the vibrator and brought her to another orgasm. The vibe had more to give, so he cranked it all the way up and gave her the biggest orgasm of the night. While she was still writhing with that pleasure, he pulled the fully inflated butt plug out of her ass.

She took several minutes to recover enough to talk. "Damn, that was unexpected," she confessed.

"How so?" he asked, glad he'd not been predictable.

"First, the combination of toys. Second, the way you ramped up the vibrator slowly. Finally, yanking the butt plug out fully inflated. That last almost hurt."

"Sorry," he replied, sheepishly.

"I said almost," she chided. "It actually made that final orgasm one of the best I've ever had in my life. Thanks for that."

"You're welcome," he said. "I was hoping for something you wouldn't expect and would enjoy."

"You certainly succeeded," she confirmed. "Now, we should get cleaned up and try to get some sleep. Shower's too small for two, and I'm definitely the messier, so you'll have to wait."

"Fair enough," he agreed. She showered as fast as she could, hoping he'd still be awake when she finished. He was reviewing her collection of sex toys, amazed that a woman would have had the nerve to buy that many.

"Your turn," she announced as she exited the bathroom. "There's a spare towel on the shelf above the toilet. You'll have to settle for my used washcloth. Soap and shampoo are in the shower already."

"Thanks," he said as he entered the tiny stall. He got clean and try, then joined her in the narrow bed. She was still naked.

"Good night," he kissed her.

"Good night, lover," she gently corrected him.

CLASS DISCUSSION AFTER DATE NIGHT

"So, how was date night?" Erin asked.

"Awkward," several students replied almost in unison.

"How so?" Erin inquired.

"Eight almost blind dates, nobody there to blame if it didn't work, and an expectation to see at least the dinner thru to its conclusion," Gavin replied.

"Think of it as an Orientation Week event," Erin countered.

"Except this wasn't an unpaired event from the start," Elizabeth noted. "You paired us off based on a random draw, and expected us to make it work. Most blind dates are arranged by someone who knows both of the people they're putting together, and thinks they might hit it off."

"Fair enough," Erin admitted. "Now, let's use the tabulating app to take a vote on how well each of you thought it went."

Not surprisingly, 6 of the guys gave ratings of 1 to 3. The same number of women gave it only a 1 or a 2. The other two of each gender gave it 8's and 9's.

"Interesting," Erin observed on seeing the numbers. "I'd guess that the low ratings called it a night as soon as they could, and the high ratings had a much better time of it."

"Well," one woman noted in the anonymous shared message system, "5 of the couples went straight home, and it sounded like they went to their separate places. The other 3 couples went to the graduate dorm, and I don't know what happened after that."

Isabella texted Daniel privately. "Mind if I tell them we spent the night together?"

"Help yourself," he replied.

"One couple left the dorm because she'd had enough," Isabella began in the anonymous group chat. "The other two couples went to private rooms. I don't know about the other pair, but I had the first sex of my life."

"We also had sex," Samantha admitted anonymously. Now Isabella and Daniel know they weren't the only ones who got it on that night.

"So, a 25% success rate for nearly blind dates chosen at random," Erin summarized. "Would you all like to pick your own partners for a second date night?"

"Sure," the men typed into the anonymous chat.

The women were less committal, ranging from "If you insist," to "I'll give it a shot."

"Ok, then, your assignment for next week is to pick your own dates, preferably from within the class. If you really want to pick someone outside of class, check with me first. I'll need to coordinate with anybody else who gets left out."

"I think we should keep it in the class," one of the men suggested in the group chat. "Avoids gossip in the rest of the student body about what we're up to here."

"Good point," Erin agreed. "Hopefully you'll do better on your own than my random draw."

"Actually, I think you should set up a match quiz to try to pair us up based on interest, expectations, hobbies, etc." one of the women suggested.

"OK," Erin agreed. "I've got several matching questionnaires I can use to gin up something that'll be at least pseudo-scientific. There are too many different systems that claim to be 'scientific' that I doubt there's more than a fraction of science in any of them. I'll email you when I have my match game ready. Meanwhile, I'd like each of you to rank your top 3 choices of potential dates for the next class."

MAKING A MATCH GAME

"Well, now I've got another pickle," Erin told Scott when he got home.

"What have you done this time?" he asked.

"The students want me to come up with a match game questionnaire to see if it does any better at picking dates than my random selection," she lamented.

"Well, I know you've looked at a bunch of them over the years. You could just overwhelm everybody by dumping all the different questions into one really long set."

"There are a lot of near-repeats in some of them," she noted. "However, some political surveys ask variations on the same question to try to get different answers. I don't like that they often feel like they're leading the participants."

"That's life, honey," Scott tried to ease her anxiety. "You could let them pick which fraction of the questions they want to answer."

"That would make it almost impossible to conclude anything," she countered.

"Not if you only used the questions everybody answered," Scott tried to climb out of the hole he'd fallen into.

"What if none of the questions gets answers from everybody?"

"Touche'," he allowed. "How about you picking questions at random from the overall list?"

"Almost too easy, and way too likely to give garbage results," she countered.

"Well, then, just throw the whole long list at them. They asked for it, and you expect to have something within a week."

"OK, trial by overload," she agreed.

She had dozens of questionnaires, ranging from 10 to 60 items each. The total ran to well over a thousand. She sorted them umpteen ways, and was able to get it down to about 600 that weren't redundant. It was still a lot, but the trial by overload would be passed along to the class.

The class groaned at the size of the match questionnaire. They were relieved that they had three days to complete it online. They were slightly relieved that she let them go early.

The online questionnaire would also greatly simplify Erin's evaluation, as she could take the results and crunch them in a fairly straightforward, if slow, process. She had a program to tabulate survey results, which would be a good start for input and output subroutines. She'd just need new code to score the matches.

The completed questionnaires all showed up on the due date. Erin wasn't surprised. She'd finished the first version of the matching program, but hadn't had time to test it. She wasn't surprised that it needed some tweaking. Fortunately, it only took a few more iterations to start getting results. Unfortunately, the results looked strange. So, she looked at the tabulation in a spreadsheet format, and realized that it wasn't tracking things properly. She made notes on what appeared to be wrong, then called it a night.

The next day, Erin made the changes she thought the program needed. Finally, the results didn't look too implausible. She also knew that every personal match system had limitations, so she wasn't overly worried that it wasn't perfect. Most of the correlations were pretty good. One thing that surprised her is the one pair came out the same as before, although it was the worst correlation of the set.

"I have the results of your questionnaires," Erin informed them. "There was one surprise." She put the pairings on the screen.

GIRL BOY

Samantha Gavin

Elizabeth Adam

Laura Daniel

Jennifer Cameron

Katelyn Steven

Nicole Andrew

Isabella Anthony

Emma Nathaniel

Note: last two couples swapped since Emma and Nathaniel had been paired earlier.

"So, this is presumably better than the random drawing of the last round," Emma noted. "I'm not sure how I got Nathaniel again. We didn't seem to hit it off last time."

"Well," Erin began, "the two of you were the worst correlation of the lot. The list is in order from best correlation to worst. If you'd like to swap with Isabella, I won't be offended."

Emma looked over at Isabella, who just shrugged.

"Any comments from Anthony or Nathaniel?" Erin asked.

"Why does she get to choose?" Anthony asked.

"She's the one who spoke up," Erin answered.

"I must admit, I didn't feel anything special, either," Nathaniel admitted.

"Ok, then," Erin continued. "We'll swap the last two couples. Next question is whether you'd like to do another group meal, or each couple chart their own course?"

"The group thing worked pretty well," Laura opined. "The pizza was decent, and the place not to loud."

"Hear, hear," Andrew added.

"I could do pizza again," Jennifer joined in. "Let's do a show of hands for pizza."

A few hands shot up quickly, the others followed in short order.

ANOTHER DATE NIGHT

Date night came, and slightly different ride shares were arranged due to the different pairings. This round at the restaurant went better for some couples. Not surprisingly, Isabella and Nathaniel didn't really have much in common, nor did Emma and Anthony. The other couples hit it off nicely, so all decided on the dorm commons to continue the evening.

Isabella was the first to leave for her room, with Nathaniel in tow. She knew what she wanted, and didn't want to waste time getting it. Samantha and Gavin excused themselves to her room a few minutes later. Elizabeth and Adam retired to her room. Nicole and Katelyn both made big shows of yawning, and asked to be taken home. Jennifer told Cameron she was getting a headache, so also wanted to go home. Laura apologized to Daniel about being a party pooper, and asked him to take her home. So far, this was a higher success rate for getting couples to private settings.

ISABELLA AND NATHANIEL

"First, I was the one who admitted that the previous date was my first sexual encounter," Isabella began, not beating around the bush.

"I take it you liked and want more," Nathaniel replied.

"Hell, yes," Isabella asserted. "It was the biggest thrill of my life, and I definitely want more."

"Do you want to lead, or may I?" Nathaniel asked.

"I'm still new to this, so you tell me," she replied.

"Well, I'm not exactly new to this, but I'm no pro, either," Nathaniel admitted.

"How many?" she demanded.

"Three," he began. "First one and I shared a birthday, so it was our 18th birthday present to each other. Second was a quick hookup freshman year. Third was a summer co-worker, and we actually did it three times."

"OK, your slightly broader experience gets you the lead," Isabella said.

"Fast or slow?" he asked.

"Slow-ish," came her reply.

"What does that mean?" he asked.

"It means we don't skip any steps," she began. "We kiss, you fondle my breasts, then take off my top to kiss them. Then we fondle each other's privates. If you're into oral sex, we can 69 for a little while. Then we fuck."

"Sounds good," Nathaniel agreed. He leaned over and kissed her on the lips. When she seemed satisfied with that, they tongue-wrestled for a couple of minutes.

He decided to skip a step and unbuttoned her blouse so he could see, kiss, and suck her tiny tits. While his mouth was engaged in that, he reached under her skirt for her crotch, and found it already wet and ready for action. She grabbed his stiff stanchion and concluded he was ready to go as well.

"I want a quick taste of that hunk of man-meat," she purred.

"I'll take a lick of labia," he agreed. They stripped the rest of their clothes off. Then Isabella turned down the bedcovers, revealing a towel already positioned to catch their juices.

They assumed the position and put their mouths to work. Nathaniel was a little bigger than Daniel, but not too big for her to manage. Isabella was wetter than Nathaniel's last girlfriend, whom he'd gone down on only once.

"That's enough," Isabella told him. "Now fuck me, stud."

Nathaniel turned around, and she guided his cock into her creamy cunt. He started out slow, and increased the pace at her urging. She only needed minutes to reach her first orgasm. He struggled to hold it a bit longer, and was soon rewarded with her second orgasm, which squeezed the jizz out of his joint.

"Damn, girl," he began. "That was more enthusiastic than I've seen before in person."

"Well, I knew more or less what to expect this time," she admitted. "So, I was ready to cum quick and hard. I'm glad you were able to make me cum a second time."

"You're welcome," he replied. "I'm glad I was able to give you so much joy."

"And cum," she added. "I definitely need a shower now. It's only a one-person stall, or I'd ask you to join me."

"That's ok. I can clean up at the sink," he agreed.

Nathaniel was clean long before Isabella was done with her shower. He pulled the covers up over his naked body.

When she returned to bed, he was already asleep.

"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am," she whispered as she crawled in next to him.

They slept well after a long day and a short but intense fuck. He awoke at first light, and carefully removed himself from the bed to use the bathroom. The toilet flush was loud enough to rouse her from her slumber. She used the facilities, then returned to see him still naked.

"All I've got in the room are some snacks that would be a poor excuse for breakfast," she began. "The dining hall at this end of campus opens in about an hour, or we could go out somewhere."

"I can wait standard breakfast," he began. "Meanwhile, maybe a bit of crotch taco?"

"Huh?" she asked.

"I'd like to eat your pussy again," he explained.

"I could go for another taste of your beefy burrito," she said, echoing an old movie line she'd heard once. "This time I want to be on top."

He laid down on his back, and the climbed aboard. He proceeded to lick her labia, tongue her twat, and finger her folds. Several minutes later, he was rewarded with a gush of girl goo. Meanwhile, she went from actively sucking his stick to just moaning on it as her own sexual pleasure overcame her senses.

She finally came down off of her orgasmic peak. He was still hard as a rock, but she had no idea how close he was to cumming.

"Do you want to fuck me again?" she asked.

"Climb aboard," he told her.

She mounted her stallion, and proceeded to ride him like a kingdom depended on it. She paused while another orgasm shook her, then finished with him fully embedded inside her.

"I'm going to need another shower," she told him.

She went off to shower, then got dressed. He'd cleaned himself up at the sink, and was already dressed when she joined him.

They went for breakfast, then he walked her back to her room. "Thanks for a wonderful time," he said as he kissed her goodbye.

SAMANTHA AND GAVIN

Samantha and Gavin entered her room and she secured the door.

"Was Laura as much of a wet blanket when you were paired with her as she seemed tonight?" Samantha got straight to the point.

"More like a horse trough of ice water," he admitted.

"Ready to make up for it with some heat?" she asked.

"Absolutely," he replied as he kissed her.

"Good," she said as she kissed him back, with some tongue for good measure.

She broke the kiss, and started undressing. He followed suit, pausing to help her with her bra.

"That's better," she announced. She pulled back the bedcovers and laid down.

He laid along side her, and kissed her again as he fondled her ample bosom.

"You like?" she asked.

"A lot," he admitted. "May I?"

"Absolutely," came her reply.

He sucked her tits hard, kneading them as he nursed.

"Slow down," she urged. "Save some for the main course." She grabbed his cock and stroked it for luck.

"Now you slow down," he countered. He reached for her honey hole, and stroked her moist nether lips before plunging two fingers into her.

"Damn, you're good with your hands," she exclaimed. "Now, let's see how good you are with your tongue."

He turned around to face her femininity, and maneuver his manhood right in front of her face. He plunged his tongue straight into the channel between her labia. She grabbed his cock and wrapped her mouth around it. She started sucking is hardness. He reciprocated by sucking her clit and labia. He was soon rewarded with a spurt of sticky sweetness from her fountain.

She took his cock out of her mouth, and announced, "Now that you're rock hard and I'm soaking wet, fuck me!"

He turned around, and guided his hardness into her wetness. He fucked her hard and fast, since that sounded like what she wanted. She came with a tidal wave of womanly whiskey. He held still while she massaged his cock with her orgasm. When she subsided, he resumed his thrusts more slowly, hoping to last long enough to make her cum at least once more. He almost made it, shooting just before she climaxed.

They gasped for several minutes before either could talk.

"WOW!" they exclaimed together.

"My first triple orgasm," she admitted. "Thank you."

"First time I made a woman cum three times in one round," he confessed. "Although I almost didn't make it."

"You did, and I'm very happy," she reassured him. "Now, get off me so I can clean up this mess."

"Yes, ma'am," he obeyed. He cleaned up at the sink while she showered. He was in bed when she finished.

"Planning to stay the night, I take it?" she asked.

"If it's ok with you," he replied, meekly.

"Definitely," she reassured him. "Goodnight." She kissed him, then turned her back so they could sleep in a spoon.

She awoke with his hard-on nestled in her ass crack. She shifted a little, and that was enough to wake him.

"Sorry," he apologized.

"For what?" she retorted. "Being horny with a hot babe is nothing to regret. Let's deal with morning mouth and other sanitation needs, then fuck again."

"OK!" he agreed enthusiastically. She took care of herself, then he took to the bathroom to do what he needed.

"This time, I think I want a different position," she announced.

"What would you like?" he asked.

"Make me your bitch," she told him. "Doggy style."

"Assume the position," he directed.

She got on the bed on all fours. He knelt behind her, and touched the tip of his tallywhacker to the entrance to her enchanted channel. She was already quite wet. He guided his weapon into her, and proceeded to pound her.

"Damn, that's good," she yelled. He fucked her harder, glad for last night's round so it should take him longer to cum this time.

"Yes, indeed," he agreed as he continued to pound her pussy.

"First orgasm coming right up," she announced. He buried himself to the hilt and let her massage him with her ecstasy. When she was done, he resumed thrusting. He could see the clock on her nightstand, and was glad to note that he exceeded his personal best duration inside a woman. She came again, then a third time. As she was building toward a fourth orgasm, he shot his diminished load into her. That barrage pushed her over the top for the fourth time this morning.

"Damn, you're better the second time," she told him.

"Felt like you did better, too," he concurred.

"Another personal best, four orgasms, all at least a 6 on the Gusher Scale," she said.

"Also, a personal best fucking time for me, before cumming," he told her.

"Now, let's get cleaned up and get some breakfast," she told him.

ELIZABETH AND ADAM

"Nice place you have here," he told her after quickly surveying her tiny domain.

"It fits me," she said. "Bed's a bit small, but cozy," she added as she sat down and motioned for Adam to join her.

"So, let's cut to the chase," he said. "How far are you planning to go tonight?"

"As far as you can take me," she answered, hopefully. "I take it you have no problems with that."

"Of course not," he replied. "I was hoping to get to know you much better." He took her head in his hands and planted a firm kiss on her lips. She kissed him right back, even more enthusiastically.

"Your move," she told him.

He reached for her breasts, and squeezed them thru her sweater.

"Like what you feel?" she asked.

"Hell, yes," he replied, unable to hide his enthusiasm. His last date just wanted to go home, not even a goodnight peck on the cheek.

"Good, now let go," she told him. As soon as his hands were clear, she shed her sweater in one graceful movement.

His hands went back to her chest, then he leaned down and kissed each nipple in turn. She put her hands behind his head, and held his mouth to each breast. "Enjoy," she told him. He sucked first one tit then the other, guided by her gentle hands.

"How's that?" she asked.

"Wonderful," he replied.

She let go of his head, and pushed him back so she could stand up. Her slacks and panties fell to the floor.

"What are you waiting for?" she asked the slack-jawed young man.

He quickly shed his clothes, and they looked each other over for a few minutes.

"I very much like what I see," he told her.

"You've got a nice, um, 'package' yourself," she countered. "Now that we're unwrapped, shall we put these bodies thru some paces?"

"I'll try to keep up," he answered.

"Good, just follow my lead," she directed.

She laid down on the bed, and motioned for him to join her. He laid alongside her, face to face. They kissed, then reached for each other's nether regions. She gripped and released his throbbing erection. He explored her wetness, tickling her labia then pistoning his fingers into her love cylinder.

She used the hand on his cock to try to maneuver him on top of her. It took him a few seconds to get the idea. She then guided his man-meat into her, taking her hand away once the head was parting her lips. He started to thrust in and out, a steady rhythm he'd seen in many porn videos.

It didn't take her long to climax. It wasn't one for the record books, but he could feel her pleasure as much as hear it. Unfortunately, he didn't last much longer himself.

"Well, that was... adequate," she told him.

"Sorry," he apologized.

"Don't be," she reassured him. "Most of my sexual partners weren't even adequate. Only one got me to two orgasms in one session, and that only barely."

"Confession time?" he asked.

"Sure," she replied, not sure what to expect from him.

"This was my first time without a condom," he told her. "It's a lot more stimulating than I even imagined. That's why I came so fast."

"I'd say you did well," she tried to reassure him. "Some of my other partners didn't make me cum even once. One came as soon as his cock touched my pussy."

"So, if your best fuck was an A+ and worst was maybe a D, where am I on your curve?"

"I'd give you a B+," she replied. "You lasted a modest while and made me cum once."

"So to get an A+, I'd have to make you cum at least twice and not cum myself til you'd finished your second or however many orgasms."

"Something like that," she agreed. "Now, I'm a sticky mess and need a shower. It's too small for two, but most guys can clean up well enough at the sink. See you in a bit."

He was cleaned, dried, and back in bed long before she finished her shower. She curled up with him in the bed, and told him he could try for extra credit in the morning.

They slept well, and awoke refreshed but horny. They did their morning ablutions, then met back in bed.

"Let's try a different position this time," she announced. "Lie down on your back."

He assumed the position, then she straddled his face. "Eat me," she commanded. He buried his face in her moist pussy, licking and sucking for all he was worth.

When she was satisfied, she repositioned herself on his ready rod and proceeded to fuck him at her own pace. She had one orgasm, then a second, and a third. He was trying with all his might to not cum, thinking of the least erotic things while his queen for the day pleasured herself with his manhood. After her fourth orgasm, she told him he could cum whenever he was ready. He shifted to thinking about the wonder woman riding him like he was a horse, and quickly fulfilled her wish.

She leaned down to kiss him, tasting her dried juices on his lips. "That was definitely and A+, even though I did most of the work."

"Thanks," he responded. "The other women I've fucked left me doing all the work. This was wonderful."

"Glad you liked it as much as I did," she replied. "Now let's get cleaned up, dressed, and breakfast."

AFTER SECOND DATE NIGHT

"Well, how did the second round go?" Erin asked.

She got four "ok's", one "survived another one," and three "great's".

"Were the questionnaire matches better, worse, or indifferent relative to the random matches?" Erin asked, hoping for more feedback.

"No better," Laura entered in to the anonymous chat.

"A little better," a few people entered.

"We got along better at dinner, but still no chemistry," one woman entered.

"Well, I certainly expanded my horizons," Isabella said anonymously.

"Me, too," Adam added, also just identified as male.

"Well, finding a good match is never easy," Erin told everybody. "My husband had to beg for a second date, and even that took help from several mutual friends over a few months. I've known couples who got along well in college, but fell apart under the pressures of the working world. I've known other cases that were literally love at first sight."

"So, what were we supposed to have learned in all this?" someone asked anonymously.

"First, you learned that there's nothing horrible about much of erotic interactions. Second, you at least saw that there's nothing awful about homosexuality. Third, you got two dates out of the class, however they went for each of you. Fourth, you've provided some data on responses to sexual stimuli. Fifth, you gave my husband and me some good workouts."

"So we're going to be in a paper?" someone asked in the chat.

"Probably not," Erin admitted. "I'm not sure any reputable journal would publish such a small study."

"What about adapting to a story in a porn mag?" one of the men asked.

"That's an idea," Erin conceded. "I'd need a good pseudonym. Any suggestions?"

"Doctor Feelgood?" one man suggested.

"Professor Porn?" one of the women quipped.

"Doctor Feelgood's been done. Professor Porn is a little too blunt," Erin replied.

"Polly Pussy?" one of the women asked.

"Cassie Cooch?" from one of the men.

"Erica Erotica?" one of the women offered.

"Erica Erotica has a nice alliterative ring to it," Erin allowed.

"Horny hussy," Laura put in anonymously.

"That's time for this week," Erin announced. "Dust of your thesauri and dictionaries and see what else you can conjure up for next time. Dismissed."