A Romantic Dump

I'm just a guy with a crappy job and and I live in a crappy apartment in a crappy neighborhood. I only make enough money for food and rent. My 30s borderline sucks. Well not all of it. I somehow got a great and loving boyfriend out of this. Women don't pay me any mind and when they do, they just mock or ridicule me. I gave men a try and I wound up in a relationship. He's more feminine and sweet than any woman I've met. 2020's am I right? I usually come home to a clean house and a well cooked meal. He even listens to my problems and the sex is amazing. Today is no different.

Honey, I'm home. I hang my work bag on a hook.

Raoul, you're home! He kissed me as usual. I love that about him. He enjoys walking around in an apron with nothing underneath. I love watching his cute booty, his adorable bulge and balls and his wonderful smile.

How was work babe?

Busy and long as usual Lavitz. The customers were rude, my coworkers are idiots and I'm just exhausted.

Aww, did my big bad wolf had a bad day at work? Maybe a nice meal will make you feel better? Lavitz bent over in front of me as I sat on the couch.

Hmm, maybe it will. I began eating out his cute bum. I love it when he calls me his big bad wolf. He's my cute little bunny.

Lavitz moaned and his bulge got bigger. Then, my cock got hard. However...

Honey, I haven't been feeling well. I've been constipated.

Aww, I'm sorry dear. The rice I bought was extremely cheap. I knew there was something fishy about it. I know! Pull down your pants and bend over.

I pulled down my pants and bent over. He began to eat out my ass and began to finger me. I farted a little on his face.

Oops, sorry dear.

Lavitz just giggled. Hehe, that means I'm doing a good job. Now for the enema.

Wait, what?

Lavitz took his cute cock and began to fuck my ass. I moaned and then he peed in my ass. He sighed in relief as if he was holding it in. He spanked my butt and pulled out.

Try and hold it in my big bad wolf. Let it break up that poo in there.

I was holding it in but, I started leaking. My stomach started churning and I was about to shit myself. I ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet.

Shit, I think it's coming out.

Sit on the toilet and relax babe. Let me take care of you.

When I sat on the toilet, he pulled out my dick. He began stroke me at first and then he began to suck me off. I couldn't believe it. Is this what they call blumpkin? It feels amazing. As he started sucking my cock, I felt the shit rumbling inside me. His piss came out first and a couple of farts came out... And then...

Ohhh, Lavitz, it's coming out!

Push it out Raoul. Get that shit out of you.

I started shitting out a massive turd as Lavitz sucked me. I was moaning in pleasure and relief and I started tearing up. I was so backed up with shit. I finally started shitting again and Lavitz looked up at me.

Is my man feeling better?

Yeah, thanks sweetheart.

I know a better way you can thank me babe.

Lavitz sat on my dick and held onto me. He started riding my hard dick while I was shitting my brains out. We didn't mind the smell. We started moaning loudly and I held onto him. We kissed and I sucked his nipple. He started tearing up and smiled at me.

Who's my cute little bunny?

I'm your cute little bunny! Who's my big bad wolf?!

I'm your big bad wolf!

Fuck me Raoul, fuck me! I missed you so much all day! All I ever wanted was your big hard dick in my ass! I feel like a woman when I'm with you!

Aww babe, I'm sorry I'm working so much. I miss you at work everyday. I miss that cute ass of yours and you make me feel like a man when I'm around you.

As we were kissing, we cummed. He cummed on my chest and I cummed in his ass. I finished shitting and Lavitz flushed the toilet for me. Teamwork makes the dream work I guess. We cleaned up, ate dinner and began to play video games together. Maybe my 30s isn't so bad after all.