SPH first date

Stephanie, a 25 year old nurse and Jeff, a 27 year old accountant, recently starting chatting on a dating website and they finally made plans to meet up for the first time.

After meeting at a local bar at 7:00 p. m. and exchanging the typical first date awkward conversations, Jeff says, "Why don't we go back to my place and watch a movie."

At the bar, both Stephanie and Jeff had enjoyed a few drinks and they both were obviously attracted to each other. Neither one of them was drunk, but they were both starting to feel a little bit tipsy.

Stephanie said, "I've had guys look at me like that before." Then she laughed and said, "I don't think you actually want to watch a movie, do you?"

Jeff said awkwardly, "I mean I'm not saying that I don't want to do other stuff, but let's start with a movie."

Stephanie thinks about it for a minute and then says, "Sure, but just so you know, I will not sleep with you on our first date. And I don't mean because it's you, I mean I won't sleep with any man on a first date."

Jeff think to himself, "damn", but then says, "obviously. Let's just go back to my place and watch a movie and get to know each other better. I will not pressure you to do anything that you don't want to do."

After a short 5 minute drive, the two of them get back to Jeff's apartment. After unlocking the door to the tidy apartment, Stephanie sits down on the brown leather sofa that faced a massive wall mounted TV.

"This is a pretty sweet pad, give me a tour," says Stephanie.

Jeff looked at her and said, "thank you. Well here is the living room, the bedroom is down the hall, the bathroom is down the hall and the kitchen is over here."

Stephanie follows Jeff to the kitchen and she sits at one of the 3 stools that sits in front of the island in the Kitchen. Jeff opens a cabinet door and pulls out a bottle of bourbon and two crystal glasses.

Then Jeff pours a couple ounces of bourbon in each glass and he hands a glass to Stephanie. The two of them then drink their bourbon and smile at each other.

At this point, Stephanie thinks to herself, he better not think that I am going to fuck him. And Jeff think to himself, she looks like she is starting to get drunk.

After making 2 more drinks, the two of them walk back to the living room and Jeff sits on the couch next to Stephanie and hands her the drink he just made for her. After a cheers, they both drink their drinks and then they move towards each other and they have their first kiss.

As their lips separate, Jeff says, "that was really nice. You are an amazing kisser."

Stephanie then says, "So are you. Now be a good boy and go make us another drink and I will find a movie for us to watch."

Jeff then quickly makes another drink and rejoins Stephanie on the couch hoping that she is feeling tipsy enough to be a little slut for him.

Jeff then moves in for another kiss. This time the kiss was slower and with more passion.

Stephanie runs her fingers through Jeff's hair and Jeff feels Stephanie's nipples harden as he grabs her C cup breasts on the outside of her shirt.

After a few minutes of kissing, Stephanie says, "Oh you are making me horny, but as a matter of principle, I cannot have sex with you. I want to, but just not tonight. Please don't be mad."

Jeff then says, "No, I get that, it's ok."

Then after another kiss, Jeff feels adventurous and says, "How about a blowjob? That's not having sex with me."

Stephanie thinks about it for a moment and says, "Ok, how about a compromise? I will give you a handjob?"

Jeff smiles and says, "Deal!"

She then pushes Jeff back and grabs his belt. She then unbuckles his belt and his pants. Jeff then stands up and quickly pulls his pants off.

Stephanie sees Jeff's penis for the first time and she is shocked with how small it is. She lightly chuckles and then kisses Jeff as he sits back on the couch.

Jeff grabs Stephanie's hand and places it on his small penis. Stephanie looks at his small penis in her hand and lets out a laugh.

Stephanie then says, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh."

Jeff says, "no it's ok. What are you thinking?"

Stephanie says, "Well to be honest, it is much smaller than i was expecting. I'm sorry I should not have said that."

Jeff obviously knew that he had a small penis, but a woman had never told him that before. For some reason, the shame and embarrassment was a huge turn on and his penis flicked with excitement and he was fully erect. All 2.75 inches of pathetic little penis.

Stephanie then slowly began jerking Jeff's penis and then says, "does it feel ok? my little hand is covering your entire penis." and then Stephanie let out a loud laugh as she continued to slowly jerk Jeff's tiny penis.

Stephanie then said, "I cannot even see the head of your little guy" as she let out another chuckle.

Jeff said, "oh yes, your little hand feels so good on my little cock."

Stephanie then realized that Jeff like be shamed and said, "Oh Jeff, let's not call it a cock. It is a tiny baby sized penis. The smallest I have ever seen."

Super turned on, Jeff says, "seriously? Tell me more."

Stephanie then laughs at the top of her lungs and say, "I have changed babies diapers and they have bigger penises than you. That is pathetic!"

Stephanie then stops what she is doing and grabs Jeff's tiny penis with just her thumb and her index finger. She lets out a big laugh and says, "how does that feel on your little guy... wait how does that feel on your pathetic little baby penis?"

Stephanie then laughs very loud and says, "I have never jerked off a guy with 2 fingers before, but your little penis disappears when I use my hand like I would do with a normal guy."

Jeff's face is red and he is overcome with embarrassment and shame, but he has never been so turned on in his entire life.

Stephanie says, "I am so sorry, I just cannot believe how small it is. It's like jerking off a baby." At this point Stephanie is laughing uncontrollably as she continues to jerk Jeff's little baby dick with two fingers.

Jeff then says, "Ohhhhhhh, I'm gonna cum" and then his pathetic little penis dribbled out a small amount of cum.

Stephanie then lets out another huge laugh and says, "Omg, did you really cum? That was barely anything." She then looks at his little balls and says, "well that makes sense, you barely have any balls." as she continues to laugh.

Then with a devilish grin she wipes up the small amount of cum and says, "well this isn's much of a mess to clean up" and then she says, "open your mouth" and she puts her cum finger inside of Jeff's mouth.

She looks at him and says while laughing, "That's a good little baby."

The End.