God's Little Loophole

So here I was, a 19-year-old virgin, naked, on my knees, holding my greased-up dick in my hand while pressing the head of it against my girlfriend's asshole. How the fuck did I get myself in this situation, you may well ask. Well, I'll tell you the story.

It was fall '68 when I met Sylvia Janice Rosenstein. I was starting my first semester of college and after four years of leading a chase life at an all-boys' Catholic high school, the only thing on my mind was how quick can I meet a hot chick and get myself laid. Last spring, I turned 18 and with my draft card in my pocket I spent the summer on a fruitless search of every singles bar, dance club etc. in the city for a honey to help end my celibacy. Even my senior prom, that legendary rite of passage where every red-blooded American boy loses his cherry, was a bust. My date was my older cousin, and no way was she putting out for me.

The problem wasn't that I was disfigured or ugly or had terminal B. O., not at all. The problem was that I was painfully shy around woman. I just didn't know what to say to them. I mean you just can't walk up to a girl and say, "Hey, you wanna fuck?", can you?

But it was different with Sylvia. We were assigned as lab partners and, at first, our conversations were solely about our assignments but little by little the conversations drifted into more personal topics such as family, friends, music etc. Turns out we had a lot in common. We liked the same kind of music; we each were blessed (cursed?) with a younger brother; we both still lived with our parents; we were both raised in very strict religious families (our tragic flaw which would eventually lead to our doom); we both liked to get high (a major plus); had limited dating experience; and we were both socially awkward. So, naturally after a few months we started dating.

Our dates were nothing extravagant or special, just a movie, something to eat and then off for a little submarine race watching. I loved making out with Sylvia. Her kisses were better than anybody I'd ever been with, and, after the third date, I made it to second base. Her tits were exquisite! They were large (at least a C cup) and with firm nipples that pointed straight up to heaven.

Eventually my hands found their way into her pants and hers into mine. Actually, it was the other way around. She found my cock before she would let me touch her pussy. Understand, I'm not complaining. I mean what's better than sucking on a gorgeous pair of tits while having your cock stroked to orgasm? (Of course, getting laid is, but that wasn't going to happen just yet but, at least I wasn't going home with blue balls anymore.)

Then one night we're in the back seat of my car and Sylvia has her hand on my dick and her tongue down my throat when she breaks the kiss and whispers in my ear,

"I want to kiss you there".

The little voice inside my head screams out, "OMG, A BLOW JOOOOOOOOOB!"

A thousand and one questions are running through my mind. Will she just kiss the tip, or will she suck all of it down her throat? Can I cum in her mouth? Will she swallow? Will she spit it out? What am I going to say? I'll tell you what I said. As I grabbed her crotch I said,

"Ok, but only if I can kiss you here."

No sooner did the words leave my mouth than I thought to myself,

"YOU STUPID, STUPID IDIOT. YOU JUST GAVE HER A WAY OUT, AN OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE HER MIND!" But, surprise, surprise, she looked me in the eye, smiled and said,

"It's a deal."

And with that she bent down and kissed the head of my dick. Then she licks her tongue up and down the shaft and finally she put her lips around the tip and lowered her head until my cock hit her gag reflex. Sylvia quickly figured out that if she continued to hold the base of my dick in her hand, she could bob her head up and down without gagging.

Her mouth was warm, wet and wild. I never felt anything as good as this in my life. It was better than masturbating, better than Sylvia's hand jobs and it was about to get even better 'cause now she was moving her hand in sync with her mouth. I couldn't take it anymore. I barely had time to get the words, "I'm gonna cum", out of my mouth before rope after rope of sperm shot down her throat. She did gag on the first rope but managed to swallow all but the last which hit her right between the eyes when she let go of my dick too soon.

I don't know what came over me. I just had the greatest orgasm of my life, but I was still hard, even more horny than I was before and incredibly grateful for the BJ. I had this overwhelming desire to kiss her and moved in to do so, but then, at the last second, I saw that glob of cum on her forehead and I just licked it off her face and then shoved my cum covered tongue into her mouth. Sylvia greedily sucked on my tongue. It was the hottest kiss we ever shared.

Sylvia broke the kiss and as she was reaching under her skirt to remove her panties she said, "I can't believe you licked up your own cum and shared it with me. That was so hot."

With that she leaned back, reached under her skirt, lifted her ass off the seat and slipped off her panties.

"Before you touch my pussy, put your dick away."

"What the fuck for?", I asked

"Because you're going to eat me not fuck me so put it away or I'll put my panties back on and you can take me home."

I thought to myself, "What a bitch!".

I had half a mind to toss her ass out of the car and let her find her own way home but I wasn't about to turn down my first taste of pussy. I mean I was pissed but I wasn't stupid. So, I tucked my dick back in and zipped up.

It took a few moments to figure out how to do this but eventually I realized that if I knelt a on the floor of the car while she laid down on the seat I could maneuver her right leg over my left shoulder I'd have easier access to her pussy. (They really should teach ergonomics in high school). The position, though a bit uncomfortable in the cramped quarters of the backseat of my car, did work. Her pussy was magnificent. Not that I had much to compare it to, it was, after all, my first pussy and although I had played with it, I had never actually seen it. Her lips were swollen and peeking out from her full bush.

I knew Sylvia dyed her hair blond, so I wasn't expecting the carpet to match the drapes so to speak. But that didn't matter at all because I was looking at a warm, wet pussy. I moved in real close. Her scent was overwhelming, and I could feel my cock starting to get even harder in my pants again. I parted her lips with my tongue and tasted her moisture and it was delicious. This, indeed, was the ultimate kiss. I wanted to drink all her wetness at once. I attacked her cunt with a passion I've never known. This was lust, pure, unbridled lust like I've never experienced before. I drove my tongue as far into her hole as it would reach and still it wasn't far enough. I wanted to suck her dry. Sylvia was squirming and moaning and then I found it, the pearl, the button, the little man in the boat, the seat of all her pleasure, making it's first appearance tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen let's have a warm welcoming round of applauds for...

THE CLIT!!!

I teased it with the tip of my tongue, and she went wild. I licked with broad strokes of my flattened tongue, and she grabbed me by my ears and pulled me into her crack. I sucked her clit between my lips and Sylvia came. She came like a banshee! Screaming, shaking, and convulsing and drenching me in her juices. And, suddenly, she was still. So still I thought she might have passed out but then a shiver passed through her. I took that as a good sign and held her close. (Actually, I had my arms around her ass with my cheek resting on her bush) until the occasional shivering stopped.

Sylvia sat up and kissed me long and hard. Of course, by this time I was rock hard again and I whipped it out. What else could I do?

Noticing my predicament, Sylvia asked, "You wanna go again, stud?"

"Well, I can't drive like this" I begged.

"All right", she said and reached for my dick (but not before she put her panties back on). She let me suck on her tits while she jerked me off. I lasted a lot longer this time and Sylvia had to switch hands a couple of times before I announced I was about to come. When I did, she put her mouth on my dick, and for the second time that night, I came in her mouth. This time she didn't spill a drop. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and then kissed me full on the mouth. When I opened my mouth to slip her some tongue, Sylvia pushed my cum into my mouth and I swallowed. We were turning into one kinky couple.

And so, it went on like this throughout the winter and the spring. Week after week we'd still meet, see a movie, get something to eat, maybe go to a club or a concert. But that really wasn't the point anymore. I don't know exactly when it changed, it was probably a gradual thing, but after a while we were just going through the motions. The real reason we were getting together was the sex. Nothing else really mattered. We didn't care about movies, concerts, dancing or even eating. We didn't talk about our hopes and dreams for the future or tell each other stories about our past. It was all about the sex. In a restaurant we would talk dirty to each other. In a movie theater we would just make out and grope each other. In fact, one time we were thrown out of a theater because we were going at it too hot and heavy, and somebody complained. That was a blessing in disguise. Instead of going to watch the latest Hollywood movie we would go to a porn theater. We'd get all hot and bothered watching people fuck on the screen. We would throw our coats over our laps and get each other off. We even developed a little game. We would try to get each other to cum the same time the actors on the screen did.

We didn't talk about it out loud, but those mutual masturbation sessions in the porn house were some of the hottest sex yet. Whether it was the pervs in the theater watching us or the threat of getting caught with our genitals hanging out or a combination of both, it just seemed better in the theater. Also, watching those porn movies fired my imagination. Sex didn't just have to be between a boy and a girl. It could be between a boy and two girls or two boys and one girl or just between two girls or even a whole bunch of boys and girls. It could be done anally, vaginally, or between her tits (and Silvia had fantastic tits). I could cum on her face or on her ass or her tits. My cum could be like paint is to an artist or ink to a tattooist and Sylvia's body would be my canvass. I wanted to do it all and then some. Only one thing was standing in my way: would Silvia let me do all these perverted things to her. Remember, at this point she still hadn't given up her virginity, but what I didn't realize was that I had the whole summer to start working things out.

Summer was coming and it was going to be a big change for us if I had my way. Sylvia's family had this tradition. Every summer they would rent a bungalow upstate in the Catskill Mountains. Now this was the thing, Sylvia's parents were separated. She lived with her mother and brother and her father lived somewhere else. He would pay for the summer bungalow, work at his job all week and go up there on the weekends to hang out with the family. But this year these things were going to be a little different. Sylvia, like me, had a full-time summer job so she would be staying in the city for the summer.

This situation was going to enhance our sex lives. No more sex in the back seat of my car. We have her mother's apartment to fool around in starting the weekend before Memorial Day and lasting until the weekend after Labor Day giving us plenty of time to bring at least some of my fantasies to fruition.

After weeks of waiting, the day came when we had the apartment to ourselves. It was a Friday, so we both spent the day at our respective jobs. I had a hard on all day at the office thinking about all the adventures we were going to get into that night. By lunch time, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to find some relief, so I went to the men's room to take matters into my own hands. Twice.

At 5 o'clock I flew out of that office like a bat out of hell. On the way I stopped off to buy a pizza for supper. When I got to Sylvia's building, I rang the intercom and she answered, "Who's there?"

Being the smart-ass that I am, I answered "Pizza delivery boy".

I figured that Sylvia must have recognized my voice because she buzzed me in. When I got to the apartment door, I rang the bell and she let me in and told me to put the pie on the counter in the kitchen while she gets her purse to pay me. Ok, I'm thinking to myself, we got a little roleplaying fantasy going on. I'm up for that.

I put the pizza in the kitchen and went back into the living room as Sylvia was coming out of the bedroom with an empty purse in her hand and said to me:

"I'm really embarrassed, I have no cash. I can't pay you."

"I'm sorry Lady, I have to take the pizza back." I answered.

"Oh, please can't you leave the pizza" she pleated. "I promise I'll pay you tomorrow."

"I can't Lady. My boss would fire me if I did that."

"Maybe there's another way I can pay you for the pizza and leave you a BIG TIP" she said as she put her hand on my chest and gently pushed me backwards until I fell into a club chair. She kneeled between my legs and, despite my insincere objections, started to unbuckle my belt, open the button, unzip my fly and pull my pants and my tighty-whiteies down to my ankles.

"Oh my!" she said as she wrapped her fingers around my cock. "Looks like you already have a BIG TIP!" and with that she began to kiss and lick, not only my shaft, but also my balls. In fact she even sucked my balls into her mouth while she stroked my cock. That was a first for us. Sylvia had toyed with my balls before but had never put her mouth on them.

Oh my God, I was in heaven. This is what I'd been waiting for all day long, coming home to a warm relaxing blow job. I was just going to sit back and enjoy this when an idea hit me. Maybe I could push this a little bit farther. In a firm voice I ordered, "Take off you blouse and bra. I want to see those titties."

She let go of my dick and sat back on her heels and, very slowly and seductively, started to unbutton her blouse while looking straight into my eyes. When she had all the buttons undone, she shook the blouse from her shoulders and let it fall to the floor. Then she reached behind and unhooked her bra but she didn't remove it just yet. She held the cups to her tits with her left arm while she removed the left strap from her shoulder and then held the bra to her with her right arm and repeated the procedure.

Through this all she never took her eyes off mine. She let the bra fall to the floor and cupped her tits in her hands and began to massage them. Then she pinched her nipples while she licked her lips.

I was so hot at this point, I just wanted to throw her on her back, rip her panties off and shove my cock into her pussy. To hell with this virginity thing! But instead, I stuck with my plan.

"Those are really nice tits. Why don't you wrap those fabulous knockers around my cock and fuck me with them."

Sylvia leaned forward and placed my cock in her cleavage, held her tits together with her hands and started to fuck me with them. My cock was still wet from her mouth and slid easily between her mounds, but after a little while the moisture dried up and I asked Sylvia to spit on my dick.

"Wait", she said, "I got a better idea".

And with that she ran into the bathroom and reappeared with a bottle of baby oil. She squeezed some oil on her tits and she let me have the pleasure of rubbing the oil in. She then poured some on her hand and lubed up my cock. Once again, she wrapped her tits around my cock and started to fuck.

"Does this feel better?" she asked.

"It feels fucking wonderful" I replied, "Specially when the head of my cock is buried between your tits."

With that she shortened her strokes so that the head was always buried between her tits and she quickened her pace. I moaned loudly.

"You love your big cock between my tits, don't you" she asked. I just moaned some more.

"Say it, say it out loud, say you love your big cock between my tits." She demanded.

"I love my big cock between your tits." I replied.

"You're gonna blow your load all over my tits?" She asked.

"Answer me!" she demanded.

"Yes, I want to blow my load all over your tits" I shouted.

"And then you're going to lick your cum off of my tits aren't you?" This was unexpected! But, by this point, I was really close to coming so I wasn't about to argue.

"Yes, Yes, I'm going to cum all over your tits and then I'm going to lick it all off."

It didn't take long, only a few strokes later I felt it starting deep in my balls. My ass lifted itself off the chair as every muscle in my body tensed up and then I exploded. It felt like I shot out a gallon of cum and the release was so intense that after I finished, I just couldn't move. I could barely breathe. I just sat there, motionless.

My cum was all over her tits, her face, and in her hair. She scooped up a large amount on her fingers and sucked the cum off them. Then scooped up some more and this time she put her fingers in my mouth, and I licked them clean.

Sylvia stood up and went somewhere and came back with a lit joint. She took a big hit deep into her lungs, sat down on my lap, put her mouth over mine and exhaled the smoke which I greedily inhaled. We repeated this several times before Sylvia stood up and said she was going to heat up half the pizza. I finally got up out of the chair, kicked off my shoes, removed my pants from around my ankles and pulled up my underwear. That's another thing. All the livingroom furniture was covered in plastic slip covers. So after that wonderful titty fuck, my sweaty ass was stuck to the seat of the chair. It hurt when I stood up.

Sylvia, still topless but with her skirt and panties on, came out of the kitchen with two beers which we drank while we finished the joint and waited for the pizza to heat. After we ate we were still hungry so we heated up the other half and smoked another joint and drank another couple of beers. By the time we finished eating we were feeling no pain.

After dinner we turned the TV on and shared another joint. Sylvia was sitting on the couch, and I was lying on the floor when it dawned on me that she hadn't gotten off yet. So, I rolled over on my back and I said,

"Why don't you come over here and sit on my face."

"Cool!" was her only response.

She removed her panties, stood over me and started to drop to her knees when I told her to turn around and instead face my feet. She gave me a perplexed look but did as I asked. She turned, knelt with her knees on either side of my head and lowered her ass onto my face. Her aim was a little off and, because of that, she was a bit surprised when she felt my tongue penetrate her anus instead of her vagina. From the way she giggled and wiggled her butt, I didn't think she was going to complain.

I was able to reach around her hips and find her pussy with my fingers. She was just starting to get wet. When I found her clit and started rubbing it, she responded by grinding her ass on my tongue and moaning for me to do more.

This was hot, and I was really enjoying myself. So much so that I heard Sylvia say, "Oh, look who decided to join us."

The head of my cock peeked out from the fly of my underwear. Sylvia pulled my hardening cock completely out through the fly and stroked it until I was fully erect. Then she started to lick me, running her tongue up and down my shaft. At this point my tongue found its way to her pussy and, man, was she ever wet. She was just dripping into my mouth, and I loved every drop of it. I found myself thinking, if she likes my tongue in her ass maybe she would enjoy my finger just as much. I stuck my middle finger into her pussy to get it nice & wet and then, slowly pushed it into her ass. I heard her moan, and she pushed back forcing my finger deeper into her ass. The way I was positioned underneath her made it easy to slip my index finger into her pussy. I could tell Sylvia was into it by the way she was grinding her pussy on my face. I found her clit and started sucking it into my mouth while I continued to reem both her holes.

Meanwhile, Sylvia, probably thinking, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander", started rubbing her finger around my anus as she continued to suck my dick. Then she stopped doing both for a moment to spit between my buttocks. She started rubbing the spit into my anus with her finger and then I felt her push her finger into me. At first, I was taken aback by this intrusion but then it started to feel really good as she continued to push her finger further in and started an in and out motion fucking my ass while sucking my dick. She must have touched something in there because, before I knew it, I was coming and coming hard. My orgasm triggered Sylvia's orgasm. I felt her ass and pussy tighten around my fingers and then she started bucking up and down on my face and screamed so loud I thought the neighbors were going to call the cops.

After that we were both spent. We just lay there on the floor next to each other until we fell asleep. I woke up some time past midnight with an urgent need to pee. I found my way to the bathroom in the dark but couldn't find the damn light switch. Standing at the toilet with my dick in my hand peeing into the darkness with only the sound of my piss hitting the water in the toilet to confirm my accuracy, I started to think. The good news was my fears of Sylvia not being sexually adventurous were proven false. Our first night alone in her mother's apartment included a titty fuck, roll playing, 69, anilingus and anal penetration. The bad news was we were both still virgins.

Things continued like this for a while. I would go over to her place after work, we'd get high, eat take-out, fool around, have two or three orgasms each, fall asleep, wake up in the middle of the night, get dressed, go home, and repeat the next night. This was the beginning of a rut.

One night, about a week or so later, things changed for the better. We had just finished a lovely 69. Sylvia was lying face down on her bed and I was still very horny. That first orgasm did nothing to take the edge off. I got behind her and started to eat her ass out. I pulled her cheeks apart and shoved my tongue as far up her rectum as I could. Sylvia pulled her knees under her to give me better access to both her pussy and her ass. I shove two fingers in her pussy as I continue to tongue fuck her butt. I was so hot and horny that I really, really wanted to fuck her. I wanted to fuck her so bad, I can't even begin to tell you how bad I wanted it. That little voice inside my head is shouting at me:

"YOU GOTTA FUCK HER, MAN. JUST TAKE YOUR COCK IN YOUR HAND AND PLUNGE IT INTO HER CUNT AND GET IT OVER WITH. FUCK THIS VIRGINITY THING. FUCK SAVING IT FOR MARRIAGE. DO IT! FUCK HER NOW, DAMN IT!"

I decided I was going for it. I was going to shove my dick in her cunt and fuck the shit out of her.

Now I know what you're thinking, this sounds a lot like a rape is going to happen. But that's not the way it went down.

As soon as my prick touched the lips of her pussy, Sylvia jumps out of bed so fast you'd think I touched her with a cattle prod instead of my dick. She starts screaming at me,

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???"

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO TUCH MY CUNT WITH YOUR DICK, I'M NOT READY FOR THAT."

"Well, when are you going to be ready for that???" I shot back. I was really pissed and frustrated now.

"But we talked about this." Sylvia started to say.

"Yeah, we talked about this six months ago", I interrupted. "Since then I've invaded every orifice you got with my fingers and my tongue, why not my dick? What's wrong with my dick"

"Nothing's wrong with your dick", She replied. "You know what the reason is."

"No I don't" I responded. "Are you afraid of catching an STD? Because I haven't been with anybody else since we started dating. Are you afraid of getting pregnant? Is that it? Cause if that's it, I'll wear a condom. Hell, you can go on the pill, and I'll still wear a condom if you're that paranoid about getting knocked-up!"

"It's not that.", she replied. The tears were starting to well up in her eyes, "It's the religious thing. It's the way I was brought up."

"Yeah, I know. I grew up with the same shit you did. 'Don't dance too close, make room for the Holy Ghost' and the whole 'No sex before marriage or you go to hell'. We weren't even allowed to jerk off."

"God damn it, Sylvia, I'm so fuckin' hot for you, I feel like my dick is going to blow up in a terrible explosion of pent-up desire." I was rambling, but I was really desperate to fuck her and I wasn't taking no for an answer. I thought that if I just keep talking, I could convince her to spread her legs for me. But she wasn't having any of it. We just kept arguing back and forth, getting nowhere. Finally, I gave up and started getting dressed.

She asked me where I was going, and I said I just had to get out of here before I did or say something I would regret. I was about to open the door, when she offered a compromise.

She said, "You can have my ass."

This didn't make any sense to me. I could fuck her in her ass, in her mouth, between her tits, but not in her cunt? In her mind, it wasn't sex if my dick didn't penetrate her cunt, but somehow it was OK if my finger or my tongue penetrated her cunt. Her logic was mind-boggling.

Despite my confusion over her logic, I of course, agreed with her and that's how I wound up naked, on my knees, holding my greased-up dick in my hand while pressing the head against my girlfriend's asshole. (Don't worry, the story is not ending here.)

I told her ok let's do it and I marched myself back to the bedroom. Sylvia followed me in a few moments later clutching the now infamous bottle of baby oil in her hand. I got undressed and ordered Sylvia to get on the bed with her face in the pillow and her ass in the air which she quickly did.

"Please don't hurt me" she begged.

It took a little foreplay using first my tongue, and then my fingers on her asshole, a whole lot of baby oil and several failed attempts before I was able to slip the helmet of my soldier past her goal post and into her nether region. OMG! The pleasure I felt was overwhelming! She asked me to stop just so she could "adjust" to it. I told her I wasn't going to do anything and that, when she was comfortable, she should start rocking back and forth on my cock so that she could control the penetration.

After a minute or so (the longest minute of my life), she started to do as I suggested, and little by little, she took more and more of me up her back door until I was balls-deep in her ass.

I gave her another moment to "adjust" before I started fucking her. I pulled out until just the head of my dick was inside her and then slowly pushed all the way back in. I kept fucking her building a slow rhythm until I heard her moan.

I asked her, "How's that feel?"

"Better than I imagined", she replied. "I feel so stuffed."

With that I started to fuck her harder. She responded by matching my thrust and driving herself into me.

She started talking dirty to me saying things like: ""Oh god I do love the way you stretch me out back there"; "Do you like fucking your girlfriend in her ass?"; "Now, tell me I'm your whore who loves taking your great big cock up her ass now."

It was difficult for me to answer her as I was totally focused on the tightness that surrounded my cock and how warm it felt being buried deep in her bowels. It was so good and the pleasure so intense that a shiver ran up my spine with each trust into her.

Her moans were growing louder, and I knew I wasn't going to hold out much longer. I told her to start rubbing her pussy because I wanted to feel her cum while my cock was still buried deep in her ass. She did as I asked and it wasn't long before she moaned and said, "I'm going to cum, are you ready to fill my asshole with your cum?"

I replied: "Cum for me baby cum all over my cock."

And cum she did! She let go a deafening scream and buck like a bronco being ridden for the very first time. Her sphincter clamped down on me and I held onto her hips for dear life.

I wanted to cum so bad I felt every muscle in my body tighten but with her sphincter clamping down on the base of my cock I just couldn't let go. Finally, Sylvia calmed down a little, her sphincter loosened up a little and the dam broke for me. I kept shooting rope after rope of cum up her ass until we both collapsed on the bed. I held on to Sylvia while she continued to shiver and shake until we both passed out from exhaustion.

We slept for hours and when we woke up we looked at each other, smiled and laughed. We both agreed that it was the best sex of our young lives. Although, for Sylvia it wasn't really sex. After all she was still a virgin. (I still don't get it, but who am I to argue?).

Anal sex became a regular thing although we saved it for Sunday night just to make it the high point of the weekend. And that's how we spent June, July, and August.

It was our last night in her mother's apartment alone when she finally gave up her virginity to me. Without telling me she had been to her gynecologist, she got a prescription for birth control pills and had been taking them for a month or more prior, and had purchased condoms, just to be double sure, that she wouldn't get knocked up. She didn't tell me about all this until that night.

So, that night we had virginal intercourse for the first time. She made it a special occasion. She cooked dinner, bought champagne, and decorated both the dinner table and the bedroom with fresh flowers and lit candles.

It was nice, it was sweet and romantic. I did enjoy it very much, but, to me, it seemed anticlimactical after all we had done that summer.

The fall semester was starting, and we were back to our previously routine of weekend dates and fucking our brains out in the back seat of my parents' car. Occasionally, we would pool what little money we had together and rent a short stay motel room. We would pretend we were lovers stepping out on our spouses and having seedy sex on a waterbed with porn playing on the TV. It was good for a laugh.

But our adventures were not over yet. Over the next several months we would get into some kinky stuff. But that's for another story.