Trashy Shit Ch. 01

Trashy Shit 01

By: DickThePimp

The Stars:

Big Daddy... The Boss Man... James (Me)

The Boss Lady... My Wife Kelly (Porn Queen Of Queens Kelly Madison)

This one is way over the top... So... Enjoy, freaks...

My wife Kelly... Tall, perfect, long blonde hair, all natural 34FF tits...

Our wife Billie (Billie Eilish)... Dark hair, perfect, plump, bouncy butt, all natural 34DD tits...

Our apartment... Hollywood...

"SHIT!!!!!! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!... SHIT!!!!!!!!!!"

The waterbed is banging against the wall. The special custom iron headboard is. Boom! Boom! I'm just keeping it going. Thrust fucking Billie's delicious snatch. Hard. Fast. Deep. She's cumming. She's screaming.

Kelly's moaning beside her. I'm grip groping her right titty so fucking hard while I pussy bang our 23 year old wife.

Kelly's finger banging her twat, cumming herself. Smirking widely at me. Blowing me hot slut kisses one after the other. Loving how rough I am with her titty. It's turning bright red from the vice grip I have on it. And, I keep on hard fucking Billie with fourteen inches of fat mature dick. My giant cock throttling non stop inside her. Getting drowned by her heavy ass stream of pussy nut once again. So much cum. Such a wild, slutty pussy. I just keep on fucking Billie.

"FUCK ME!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!!!! GOD, FUCK ME!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!" Billie's loving it. Smiling. Moaning. Purring. Growling. Sucking and biting my neck. Grunting hard and intense. Slapping my ass with her feet to get me even farther up her fire breathing coochie hole.

Then... I switch over to Kelly. She wraps those long, silky smooth legs around my waist and kisses the holy shit outta me as I start pussy pound town banging her. The bed keeps slamming into the reinforced wall. I had to pay extra for that. It's been a good investment.

Billie bites all over my ass. Grunting like a beast in heat. She slaps my cheeks and licks them, then shoves her tongue up my ass and tosses my tangy perv salad while she massages my huge, beefy nuts.

We keep going for another hour. I switch between my wives every few minutes. The other eating my ass, and sucking my nuts. Sucking the other's huge tits. Kissing me like mad. All of us kissing like maniacs. It's fucking beautiful. They cum. I don't. I keep fucking. They keep cumming. The bed gets pussy cum drenched repeatedly.

I drink a couple of beers, then I piss in Kelly's pussy, then Billie's. I drink a couple more beers, and piss in Billie's ass, then in Kelly's. They scream. I growl. We keep going.

Finally, I sperm their tits. All four getting a very good dousing of thick sperm. Kelly and Billie suck me clean, then suck each other's tits clean. Gargling my sperm, then spitting nut up high into the air, and catching each other's mouthful of foamy sperm, and swallowing it right down. Loudly smacking their lips for me when they're done. Fucking awesome fuck, dude. Fucking awesome!

Afterwards...

I'm wearing my white boxer briefs. Tight underwear with my dick hanging out. Kelly and Billie are nude. Gossiping. Joking around. Getting wasted on vodka and cocaine.

I'm texting. Business. Big money business. I let Kelly read the texts while I lay back on the bed in between she and Billie while Billie drools vodka into my mouth from above. We kiss, and share the last of it, then open another bottle.

"Babe...200 grand for the diamonds? Congratulations, baby! MWAH!!!!!!" Kelly leans over and gives me a giant smooch on the lips. Billie does too. They love money just as much as I do.

I did a job recently with my brother Jerry. A jewelry store job. He held onto the diamonds for awhile, until the heat died down, then he went today and fenced them. We split it 50/50. 200Gs, bitches. He's bringing it over now. Normally he would bring it to our house, but we're here at the apartment in Hollywood for the rest of the day so he's bringing it here.

I'm feeling so good, I decide to just wear my underwear and nothing else. Kelly loves the look, especially with my huge fucking dick hanging out, swinging around.

About a half hour later, Jerry drops the money off in a gym bag, and takes off. He's got his bitch waiting in his truck for him. No time to hang out.

I let Kelly and Billie play with the cash while I head down the hall to Helen's apartment. She's a really nice old, old broad that sells weed. She gives me freebies cause I fuck her so good. The bitch is like 90 years old. She's still got great fucking tits, and she still can fuck like a world class streetwalker.

A few minutes later, I'm filming Helen smoking a blunt with her 90 year old twat on her sofa. Hell fucking yeah! She smokes with her pussy. It's fucking cool as shit. I've got a bunch of smoking vids with her up on our site. Pussy and regular. Hell, even a few with her ass smoking. Yep... her wrinkled, big, old, old ass. Ha!

As a matter of fact, I grab some lube from the coffee table... she knew I was coming over, so she's prepared... grease up my dick, then slide right up that wide ass and butt fuck her while she's still pussy smoking. I film all of that shit.

I watch, ass fuck, film, and laugh. Amazed at the many freaky talents of my 90 year old huge titty slut neighbor.

Helen moans happily, juggles those massive, sexy jugs, smokes a blunt with her snatch, and blows me sweet grandma kisses. Sticking her tongue out, then throwing up the devil horns too. Rock on, baby. Rock the fuck on!

Back at my apartment...

"You wanna go with me to Max's, Kelly?"

"Sure. Oh... Hold on." Kelly puts all the cash back into the gym bag, and locks it in the safe hidden in our bedroom closet.

Kelly leaves me a note telling me she loves me and that she cooked me lunch, and she's going with Billie to Max's place downstairs. Kelly also puts a bunch of hearts and licks and kisses on the note. Such a sweet, slutty wife.

Back at Helen's...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I loveeeee your cum, dear." I'm standing by the sofa, feeding old bag Helen her cum dessert. She's sucking it down and sucking me clean. Nice and easy and soft. She's really loving on my mighty monster as it launches sperm ropes against the back of her throat.

I'm drinking a Bud Light... her beer, not mine... while I stand there and smile. Happy. Enjoying my day.

"Oooh!!" Helen is surprised when the first splash of piss hits her tonsils. She swallows anyway. Chugging my warm piss down like she does beer or tequila shots. This old broad can drink you under the table.

I reach down and grab a huge, super soft titty. Shaking it really hard as Helen lovingly sucks my cock and drinks my piss. Moaning so totally happy and slutty too. I really like this old big titty bitch.

I shake her tit some more and groan happily myself.

What a day so far. And... It's gonna get wayyyyy better too. (Pervert grin of grins)

Down at Max's...

"Which one of you bitches is gonna blow me next? I'm getting tired from all the blowjob stuff. I'm hungry. Fix me a sammie, will ya Max?"

"Watch your mouth, asshole." Max (Kat Dennings/2 Broke Girls) is frustrated at her new friend.

His name is Roger. You know, like that kinda closeted... or maybe not so closeted after all... gay/bisexual gray alien from American Dad. Yeah... forget like him. It's him.

Max's arms are crossed under her big tits, and she's getting more and more frustrated by the very demanding alien sitting on her sofa wearing an open, yellow Hawaiian shirt, flipping through the cable channels, and bitchng about being hungry... and all of the blowjob stuff.

"I blew him once last night! And, I was drunk!" Max shakes her head in disgust at herself, and at Roger.

Kelly and Billie just laugh. Roger is smitten by both of them, so he starts flirting... in his own, cocky way.

"So... You girls wanna blow me? My dick is very tasty. I know that myself. I've sucked myself off so many times. It's like my thing... with my thing. You know how lonely things get in outer space. And don't even get me started about Hollywood. Oh god. It's filled with heartless, phony douchebags that just wanna use me for my sexy bitch looks." Roger lets out a huge fart.

He's famous for costumes too. Right now he's just wearing a blonde wig. Thick blonde hair and a couple of very tacky Sunset Blvd thrift store hoop earrings along with the Hawaiian shirt.

Max walks to her kitchen, shaking her head in frustration, and looks for some booze.

"How's that sammie coming, Max? No mayo. It goes right to my hips. Can't have that. I'm trying to get a role in that new Leo movie about the environment. It's a real snooze fest, but it's Leo, so I'll be a pretty Leo whore for a chance to pickle tickle his sweet anus. He's all I'm Leo and all, but I know he'll love my pickle. He'll definitely relish it. Hahaha." Roger shows Kelly and Billie his hips, then his dick... then he farts again.

"Wow! Nice dick." Kelly's impressed by the extra long gray appendage. It's fat and smooth, and comes out when Roger presses his stomach. It goes right back in when he presses his stomach again.

"Thanks. Great tits. Both of you. Whip those beauties out for ol' Roger, will ya, dolls?"

Kelly and Billie laugh at each other again. They think the whole thing is funny as shit.

Max comes back with a bottle of Jack. She starts chugging the bottle.

"No sammie?" Roger looks disappointed.

"Fuck you and your damn, sammie!!" Max blurts out. She belches, then flops down on the sofa, and chugs the bottle again before she passes it to Kelly. Max is all down. Angry too.

"He seems fine, Max. He's a little... umm... weird. But, he's OK." Kelly tries to calm Max. She and Billie both take a big swig of whiskey, then pass back to poor ol' Max.

"OK?? He's eating all of my food. Bitching about everything. He pissed all over the toilet seat. AND... HE'S A FUCKING ALIEN!!!" Max lays out her frustrations. Kelly can't help but laugh.

Roger is fixing his own sammie in the kitchen. He comes waddling back, eating his fat ass Sammie, so Kelly tries to play peacemaker.

"Roger..."

"Yeah, babe?"

"Max is upset with the way things have gone with you guys so far. Do you think you could apologize and try to be a little more senstive to her feelings? And maybe not piss on the toilet seat?"

"Heyyy... That was one time. I have a disorder."

"No you don't! You drank all of my beer and got drunk!" Max flips him off. She chugs the Jack again.

"Well... that's a disorder. I've been to rehab 237 times for that." Roger rolls his big alien eyes, and takes a big bite of his sammie. God knows what's on it. It's massive.

"Roger... Be nice. Max let you stay with her, so just be nice and respect her feelings. OK?" Kelly smiles all Kelly sexy at him. She shakes her rack for him too. Kelly knows how to get anyone... even an obnoxious, fat sammie eating gay/bi gray alien... to do what she wants.

"Oh, alright. I'm sorry, Max. Thank you for letting me stay with you. And, I'm sorry about the whole piss on the toilet seat thing. You're very beautiful."

Roger smiles. Damn, he's actually being nice. Max shakes her head again. She calms down a little... a little.

"Now... Who's got dibs on the next blowjob? Speak up, ladies. I'm getting a tad backed up. I'll probably just blow a load right here in a minute anyway. I really should get checked out or something. Oh well." Roger takes another big bite of his fat ass sammie. Chewing extra messy so everyone can see it. Farting. So everyone can smell it. Ha. Yeah... Roger's gonna be Roger.

...

Later, my brother Jerry comes back with his wife Carmen (Black pornstar Carmen Hayes). Carmen and I are very close. Very, very, very close. I introduced them.

I also introduced Jerry to his girlfriend Jenni (JWOWW From Jersey Shore). Another extremely close friend of mine.

Kelly cooked dinner. Grilled lobster tails and her special Kelly bacon mac and cheese. She cooks them into patties. Golden brown. They're absolutely delicious. Like her.

Over dinner, Jerry mentions a new money making scheme for us. He's got a friend at City Hall who can get us any kind of special zoning help we need to quickly flip some properties we get our hands on. They will shut down a business with some technical bs, then we swoop in and buy it on the cheap. They change the restrictions, then we sell it for double or triple, or more. Just slide the connection a few bucks under the table, and we're Gucci. Simple.

Carmen keeps giving me the horny eye at dinner. Those massive chocolate melons are popping out of her skin tight, low cut red top. She's got a push up bra on too and she definitely doesn't need it. Carmen's got enormous, natural chocolate tits without it. I smirk back. Watching them jiggle while we eat and chat. She makes sure to jiggle them as much as possible for me. The fucking sexy ass tease. It even says so on her tit. A big, TEASE tat.

After dinner...

Jerry walks down to Max's to say hey to his friend Bill (Former Fox News Host Bill 'O Reilly). He's dating Max.

Carmen has me stripped, and in her mouth in a flash. Kelly and Billie join her on the living room floor in front of the sofa. All three huge titty whores sucking me off, and slurping my nuts while I sit back and drink a bottle of Henny. Some after dinner cognac for the pervert king. Ha.

Carmen slurps my white meat so damn loud and nasty. She's known for her loud, sloppy blowjobs. Spit rolls from her mouth constantly. Bathing my half hard erection as she slurps it up. Battering my fat shaft with her extra talented tongue. Billie and Kelly take a ball apiece and suck them, playing with Carmen's massive chocolate jugs as well while Carmen very ravenously eats up my growing white dick. Spitting all over it, then messily slurping it up as she sucks me off.

I'm smiling. I'm drinking. I'm groaning. I'm loving it. Yeah... most definitely loving it.

My happy as shit groans get louder and louder.

Meanwhile... Bill wasn't with Max. He's working late. So...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Such a fat dick. Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Max is sucking off Jerry. He's standing at the end of the sofa, and she's on all fours on the sofa. Sucking that very fat ten inch dick. Purring away as she sucks it. Luckily for Jerry, Roger is out too. He went to the movies. He said he's got a hot date. Max just shook her head when he waddled out of the apartment wearing a very skimpy pink thong bikini that runs up in his ass crack, and pink stripper pumps. Tons of cheap, slutty bitch makeup, and a long blonde wig. Yeah... Roger being Roger.

Jerry's taking advantage of his absence. He grabs Max's head and throat fucks her. His fat belly jiggling as he thrusts down her throat. Max gags and coughs, but that just spurs Jerry on. My bald, very fat, very white brother with the red and gray beard humps away at Max's gorgeous face. Spit hangs obscenely from her mouth. Hanging down to the sofa. Tons of it. Max moans and gags, and Jerry keeps throat fucking her.

A minute later, he growls really loud, then dumps his fat load of fat, pearly white sperm down Max's spit spewing throat.

She gobbles it down, coughing hard. Swallowing fast. Sucking faster. Her long dark brown hair flying the faster she sucks off Jerry.

He's grinning wide as Max drains him. Sucking down his entire wad and sucking him clean. Fast bobbing on his dick as Jerry bangs her throat.

"Damn, dude. That was alot of cum. Fuck yeah!" Max smirks, then sucks Jerry some more. Lapping up the hanging spit from her lips and Jerry's balls too.

"Babe, you can suck a dick. Always a pleasure." Jerry fucks Max's throat a few more times, then grabs his beer from the coffee table and drinks it. He belches, then sits on the sofa next to Max.

Back upstairs...

"Yeahhhhhh." Kelly cheers Carmen on as Kelly and Billie jerk me off into her mouth. Carmen's smiling wide. Sucking fast. Chugging my thick ball goo down as fast as she can. Moaning so fucking sexy and nasty. Making sure to swallow every last drop of my delicious white seed.

Billie kisses Carmen, sharing some sperm with her.

Kelly sucks me now. Deepthroating me over an over. Moaning so happy. Loving my cock in her mouth so fucking much.

I give my queen the bonus. I hold Kelly's blonde head and piss down her throat. She smiles wide around my gigantic meat. Drinking my piss while she's purring the sexiest piss slut purrs of all fucking time.

I bounce Kelly's head on my dick. Pissing down her throat hard, then easing up some. It's a medium stream. Starts off wild, then quickly slows. Kelly doesn't care. She's happy as shit to be swallowing everything I feed her.

Billie and Carmen rub their huge titties on each other's as they kiss. Then, we three-way kiss while Kelly finishes chugging my piss. When she does, we four-way kiss. I swap cum and piss flavored spit with them, then suck on all six tits. Chewing on them all. Ravenously sucking them all too while all three bitches happily rub them on my face. Two chocolate and four vanilla tits. It's like donuts or something. The very best kind of donuts. Huge titty donuts. Ha.

...

The next morning...

I dropped Kelly and Billie off at the house. I went up to the liquor store to grab some more beer, and ended up talking business with the store clerk. Dude's name is Chad. He's 23 years old. Very fat. Real sloppy looking. A joint hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Cocky. Baggy clothes.

He asked me about Kelly and Billie. He told me he's a huge fan of mine and my work, and of theirs too.

He asked me how much would I charge him to fuck Kelly and Billie. Well, first he asked if we did fan fucks, then he asked how much I'd charge. I thought about it. I told him I'd get back to him. I gave him Kelly's number though. I told him to give her a call and mention it, and to ask about working for us too since he's such a huge fan. Ha.

He was pumped about that. He gave me the three cases of beer for free. Smart dude. Get on my good side.

I ran into Hoda 32G (Hood Hoda Kotb with huge natural tits and big frizzy hair) in the parking lot. We smoked a joint, and she gave me the neighborhood gossip while I played with her huge fucking jugs. No bra under that white wifebeater. I groped the shit outta those free flowing caramel jugs.

We got in my black van, and got down to business extra quick in the back. Fucking on the pull out black leather bed. Me on top. Fucking the shit outta that cheap Egyptian/American crack whore. Sucking her titties. Biting all over them. I fucked her brains out faster and faster.

Hoda came quick and so did I. I creampied that cheap mature whore pussy pretty fucking quick. Seconds after she came all over my giant white dick. The extra cum shooting outta that stretched out hole splattering my seats, and the black shag carpeting.

I tossed Hoda a twenty, and burned rubber outta there. Dropping her off at her trailer before heading home.

Later...

After a short nap, Kelky comes into the bedroom and sits right on top of me. Straddling me. Mischievously smirking down at me. She whips her top and bra off. Shaking those incredible tits as I look up. Both of us laughing.

"He called you, huh?" I know exactly what happened. We can read each other's minds.

"Yep." Kelly shakes her tits, and laughs again. I greedily grab her jugs and play with them.

"So?"

"Well, first off, I hired him. But only part time. I wanted to see how he fit in before I made him full time. He texted me some of his work. He's a really talented artist. I figured he can do some graphic design stuff, and he can animate too."

Kelly leans down and feeds me her 34FF tits. Smirking away. I lick them, then kiss them. She's purring happily.

"So, that's all?" I chuckle as I start sucking Kelly's tits.

"Pretty much... Oh... wait a minute..." Kelly laughs again. Rubbing those massive mounds all over my face as I deeply suck on them.

"He really wants to fuck me and Billie. He even said you told him to call me and ask about it. Hmmmmmm. Hahahaha." Kelly's wickedly sexy laugh always gets me.

Where will this go? Will Chad get his wish?... Will Roger still be obnoxious? Tune in next time to find out.

By: DickThePimp