Not a Remote Chance Ch. 02

Part Two

Hubby started the car and headed the two miles to home.

He handed the phone to me. "Gotta drive, have fun."

Feeling especially horny, I lifted my skirt and slid my panties off, exposing the tail of my Lush. Using the phone remote, I turned it up to high and rubbed my clit with the tail. I felt so naughty.

He stopped at the traffic light and looked over at me. I quickly unbuttoned my blouse and unhooked my front loader bra. Pulling the bra aside, I exposed my boobs and pinched each nipple.

Then the world exploded.

The sound of a crash and the boom of the air bags happened in an instant. My head was already against the seatback, so I was spared the slam of my head on it. The air bag mashed my hands into my boobs and slammed between my spread legs, spreading them even wider. When I came to my senses I was stuck. I couldn't move. I couldn't see. Through the fog, I felt the remote humming in my pussy. Despite the situation, it felt nice. Almost nice enough to forget my predicament.

But I was worried.

"Honey, are you all right?" I asked.

I received a muffled reply. "Yes, but I can't move. How about you?"

"Same thing, I'm stuck too."

"All we can do is wait for the aid cars."

Then it hit me. When they came to pull me out, I would be in a seriously embarrassing condition.

Bare boobs.

Spread legs.

Droning vibrator.

Soon we heard the sirens. A few minutes later a shout came from outside the car.

"Are you okay? Are you injured?"

"I'm fine. Just stuck." I answered.

"We will get you out. Just relax."

I heard the groaning of the door as it was pried open. Then the side and front air bags were slashed and deflated. The EMT pulled the bags back and froze.

"Whoa! Laurie! You need to come here stat!" he exclaimed.

There I was. As exposed as I have ever been in my life. After what seemed like an eternity, Laurie leaned onto the car.

"Oh dear!" She quickly covered my crotch with my skirt while I closed my blouse.

We exchanged looks. Mine terrified and hers slowly turning into a grin.

"Do I hear a buzzing?" she asked.

Mortified, I quickly reached under my skirt and pulled out the vibrating device. I fumbled to turn it off while she chuckled quietly.

"I'll make sure Bill keeps his mouth shut. Meanwhile, can you get up? Anything broken or injured?"

"Help me get out, but I'm okay. How is my husband?" The question was answered as he came rushing up to the door to check on me. He helped me get up and away from the car. The EMT team wanted me to lie down on a stretcher.

"No need. I can stand on my own."

"Judging from the condition of the car, you two are very, very lucky. We're still working on the pickup that rear ended you."

We turned to that truck and could see inside. We watched the bags being deflated, the two passengers were in an odd tangle. Her head was on his lap and his pants were down around his ankles. The medics were very gently trying to separate the two. The lady appeared to be unconscious while the guy was in a panic about her. He was told not to move so they could get her out safely. Luckily, she was not unconscious. She groaned as they pulled her back. Her faced turned towards us.

I recognized her. Our neighbor Gwen! And that was her husband Jeff! She sat up in the car seat and I noticed her face was smeared with... come!

Laurie the EMT quickly handed over a towel to clean up her face. Gwen seemed a bit dazed, but she quickly recovered and started when she saw us. Her face turned beet red.

"Oh my God! Did we rear end you?"

"Yes," I answered. "Luckily it seems that everybody is okay."

Jeff came around from the other side of the car and hugged Gwen.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine. And so are June and Doug."

Jeff turned to us. "I'm so sorry! It was all my fault."

"I'd say you were a bit distracted," I answered, rolling my eyes.

He looked sheepish. "So, you saw."

I smiled. "Yes, but I'll never tell.... tempting as that may be."

Jeff looked over at Doug. "Is that, is that come on your pants?"

Doug looked down and sure enough, there was come leaking out of the zipper of his pants. Now it was Doug's turn to turn red.

"Wow! I guess we all have reasons to be embarrassed tonight."

June handed him her towel and he cleaned up the mess.

Before anything could get more awkward, the police stepped in and started asking questions to fill out their paperwork. The process continued with tow trucks and more paperwork and getting our valuables out of the vehicles. The EMTs followed up to make sure we were all feeling okay. The ambulances gave each couple a ride home since it was only a few blocks away.

We entered the house and both took a deep breath.

"I'm having a double scotch, want one too?" asked Doug.

"Yes please..... then a shower."

"Would you please pour them? I need to get out of these sticky pants."

I laughed. "You ARE a mess."

While pouring the drinks, I looked down at myself. I was still commando and while my top was buttoned up - one button off- my front loader bra was still undone. My nipples were quite visible. Rather than being embarrassed, I felt kind of hot. I imagine the EMTs got an eyeful, as well as our neighbors.

Doug appeared in sweatpants and a fresh shirt.

We lifted our glasses in a toast.

"Here's to a sexy, sexy night! Though I could have done without the violent ending."

We toasted and looked at each other. I was the first to chuckle, then we both went into a hysterical laughing fit. We quieted down, then I chuckled and we both let loose again. Finally, we both settled down and polished off the scotch.

"So many faces," I said.

"Faces?"

"The look from both EMTs that helped me. The look on Gwen's face when our eyes met. The look on your face when you were called out for your messy pants."

We both chuckled. This time calmly.

"Oh no!" I exclaimed.

"What is it?"

"My new vibrator. I left it in the car....... I guess the tow yard attendant will get to make a face tonight too."

We both chuckled one more time, then hit the shower. Taking our time, we soaped each other down slowly, softly and thoroughly. Groans came from each of us. Groans of both pleasure and..... pain.

"Geez," said Doug. "I feel like I've been hit by a truck."

"Me too. I guess our bodies are telling us that they didn't like the collision."

We each took a tylenol and an ibuprofen after we toweled off.

Sleep came easily.

As usual, I awoke to the sound of birds from the window. I looked over at Doug. He was still sleeping soundly. I stretched and tried to loosen my aching muscles. No. My aching joints. I was a bit stiff, but considering what happened last night, I felt better than expected. Quietly, I slipped out of bed and went to pee.

Back in the bedroom, I noticed that Doug was still out. Still nude I went to the kitchen to start the coffee. This was new for me. Seldom did I walk around the house in my birthday suit. I liked it. Heading to the front door I looked out the window and saw no one. Cheekily, I opened the door and quickly grabbed the newspaper on the porch. It felt so naughty.

The espresso had extracted by the time I got back to the kitchen. After frothing the milk, I sat down at the kitchen table to read the paper and enjoy my latte. A few minutes later Doug entered the kitchen dressed in a pair of sweatpants. He looked at me and his jaw dropped. I pulled back from the table and turned to him while spreading my legs.

"Oh my. I love the view. A fine way to start the day."

"Come over here big boy." He stood next to me. "Closer." He did. I pulled his sweats down and leaned over to gently kiss is dick. "You're right. It is a fine way to start the day."

"So what's gotten in to you? I love it and I love you."

"Last night was an eye opener. Not only did I do naughty things in public, I nearly died, then I was exposed like never before. Maybe I've decided that I want to live life more fully while it lasts. I want to become more..... more..... what's the word? Horny? Wanton? Sexy?"

I watched Doug's eyes widen as I talked. His dick was still hanging out so I gently pulled him and it closer to my mouth. He wasn't fully hard, but it was filling out noticeably. I opened my mouth and took it in. All the way to the back of my throat. That caused his dick twitch which pushed it in further. I fought the gag reflex, but couldn't hold it back. I pulled back sputtering and coughing.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to..."

"It's okay. I asked for it. But now it's just too big to take in."

The doorbell rang.

I panicked and sprinted to the bedroom, found my robe quickly and walked back down the hallway. Peeking around the corner I saw shirtless Doug talking to someone out of sight beyond the doorway. He was holding a pillow in front of his crotch.

"Who is it?" I asked.

"One of the EMTs from last night." He looked outside and said, "Please come in."

The hidden stranger stepped forward into the house. It was the female that helped me get myself back together.

"Hi Ms. Davis. I'm checking to see how you two are feeling this morning."

I realized that I had been too distracted to even ask Doug how he was holding up.

"A bit stiff this morning, but it's getting better."

Doug snorted loudly. I looked at him, then realized my choice of words.

"Same for me," said Doug. "But I may be a bit stiffer than her."

"Can we offer you a latte?" I asked.

She hesitated. "Uh, sure. That would be nice."

We all went into the kitchen. Doug and what was her name? Ah yes, Laurie, sat down at the kitchen table while I made the latte.

"I'm glad to hear that you're both okay. It was quite a collision."

"Have you checked on Gwen and Jeff?" Doug asked.

"Um, no. I'm actually off duty, but I needed to speak with you."

She reached into her pocket, pulled out the missing vibrator and set it on the table.

"Oh," was all I could say.

"I found it on the floor of the car and grabbed it before the tow trucks hauled your car away."

"Well thanks for bringing it back."

Laurie looked down at the pink device.

"There's more."

She hesitated for a few seconds, appearing to be gathering her thoughts.

"Um, I used it last night. I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have, I cleaned it, I'm so ashamed."

Both Doug and I chuckled.

"Did you like it?" I asked.

"Yes!" she admitted. "It was amazing. But then I felt so guilty. I hope you can forgive me. And, um, maybe tell me where you got it? I want one."

She continued to stare at the vibrator on the table, unable to look us in the eyes.

"First of all, don't feel guilty. It was our first time using it last night and I loved it too. Did you know it can be remote controlled?"

Doug reached for his phone and pulled up the app. Soon, the vibrator was buzzing on the table.

"Oh my!"

"He used it on me when we were in the restaurant. It was amazing and so naughty!"

"Oh my!"

Laurie's eyes got huge. "God, that must have been hot."

"It was. I was so horny that I couldn't wait to get back home.... Then BAM! You know what happened next."

I noticed that Laurie's nipples had made themselves visible. Then I saw the damp spot on her light grey yoga pants.

"You appear to be excited," I observed. "Uh, would you like to try it?

She looked alarmed and stared at me, then looked down and saw the evidence.

"Yes, but... I couldn't."

"How about you put it inside your yoga pants so you can stay covered up. Would you like Doug to leave, or do you want him to watch?"

Both Doug and I waited while she pondered the possibilities. I noticed the bulge in his sweat pants.

"Who would operate the remote?" she asked.

"I take that as a yes. Your choice, of course. Do you need some lube?"

Laurie reached over and picked up the vibrator. She then inserted it into her mouth. After a slight hesitation, she pulled her yoga pants down. No underwear. No bush. It slid in easily then she pulled up her pants. She turned to Doug.

"Would you please?" she asked shyly.

Doug glanced at me. I nodded.

"Excuse me for a moment. I need to pee."

He left the room. Laurie and I looked at each other.

"This is new to me... us," I said. "We have never done anything like this before."

"Me neither," she answered.

She was about to say something else, but she squealed instead. Obviously Doug had activated the vibrator. Laurie squirmed and started panting.

"This thing hits me in just the right places."

Then it stopped. She looked at me. Then up at Doug as he entered the room.

"Do you want me to show you what it can do?"

"Yes, please. Aaaah!"

Doug proceeded to alter the intensity, switch it to pulses and then used the screen to yo yo the intensity. In just a few moments Laurie clenched her legs together and let out a loud moan. She continued to moan. Doug kept pulsing until Laurie finally collapsed.

Watching her was one of the hottest things I have ever seen. When she came, she gushed. Her pants were soaking wet, as was the chair. Better than any porno flick. It made me want to put it in me... now!

Then she jerked. Doug had turned it back on.

"No, no, no. Too much!" she panted.

Doug turned it off.

We waited in silence while Laurie recovered. Doug and I exchange grins. His sweatpants had a dark spot of precum on them. While watching Laurie's orgasm, somehow my robe had come open. I must have done it unknowingly. I was also rubbing my wet pussy. When did I start doing that?

Finally, Laurie opened her eyes. She looked at both of us with a gleam in her eye. Without a word, she stood up, pulled her pants down and removed the vibrator. Then she moved over to me, bent over and gently inserted the vibrator into my hungry opening.

My pussy sent electric shocks directly up to my achingly hard nipples. Laurie reached down and pinched both nipples. I almost came right then. The vibrator gave a quick pulse then stopped.

"Damn!" said Doug. "Dead battery."