The Jock Showers Ch. 01

Trigger Warnings: F-slur, bullying, pleasurable sex work, extortionist business practices, and all manor of kinks one might charitably call 'distasteful'. Please be advised.

Document type: Medical log, belonging to Dr. Robertz Riche at Gyrecht Medical Center.

Date: August 24th.

Patient (here referred to as John Doe) reported difficulty urinating. Penis was swollen and painful to the touch. Heartbeat was elevated as was body temperature. Mr. Doe reported a rash appearing on his underarms and between the buttocks around the same time his penis began to swell. Symptoms were consistent with a bacterial sti. A routine STI panel has been ordered, Mr. Joe has been prescribed a 10 day antibiotic course of doxycycline.

Document type: Email, sent from Dr. Robertz Riche to the Infectious Diseases Medical Forum.

Date: August 28th.

Dear members,

I'm seeking an expert on tropical diseases to inspect a patient who is suffering from an STI. He's reacted extremely badly to doxycycline treatment, including vomiting and seizures. All tests have come back negative, so I'm led to believe this is something foreign in origin. Please organize a telehealth with Gyrecht Medical Center, to the care of Dr. Riche, so that I may put you into contact with the patient.

Regards,

Robertz Riche

Document type: Phone transcript between Dr. Gray Simms and Dr. Robertz Riche. Date: August 30th.

Riche: This is Dr. Riche-

Simms: Hello, my name is Gray Simms, I'm at Hostown Medical. I saw your email, and I have a patient with symptoms that match. What's worse, he says his brother has it as well.

Riche: What? What symptoms have you observed? I have to say the case I've been working on has a rather unusual hallmark-

Simms: Yes, their penises. I haven't seen anything that matches this, even from parasitic infections. It was swollen, and mostly erect. Although it does seem to be targeting genitalia, my patient's redness and inflammation was present in the underarms and glutes like yours, but additionally on his feet and face. I believe we may not be dealing with an STI, Robertz.

Riche: Right. I'll make a report.

Document type: CDC Internal Notice.

Date: Spetember 14th.

Be advised. 1 infection of Andromestis intagle has been confirmed outside of Aleman. All 30 previous cases of infection with this archaebacteria were documented in male patients at a local hospital in Gyrect, Aleman. This morning, a case was confirmed in Parry, Victoria. Present in all cases: heavy, shaking breath; difficulty urinating; swollen or enlarged genitalia, searing pain on the groin, feet, buttocks, and underarms. Contagion pathway is unknown at this time, though skin-to-skin contact with infected individuals is suspected. If patients display any of these symptoms, take precaution and quarantine when appropriate.

Document type: Master's Thesis, Mr. Tyson Bray, "Rapid Speciation of Andromestis intagle and Observed Adaptive Malignancy on Human Male Sweat Glands".

Date: March 14th.

The rapid rise of infections of Andromestis intagle, commonly referred to as Andro disease, is indicative of a new strain of Archaebacteria which has adapted from the innocuous Adromestis intagle population. Genetic analysis of Andromestis intagle cultured in the lab and Andromestis intagle extracted from a patient's perspiration were genetically distinct, and in cohabitating environments they showed agonistic behavior towards one another. For this reason, the team proposes the distinct species Andromestis maurisis as the infectious archaebacteria. Furthermore, sequencing the genome revealed genes for cell membrane proteins which are almost identical to those found in human male sweat glands. Future experiments will aim to uncover how the archaebacteria sets about infection, though these results indicate that body sweat is possibly not only a route of contagion, but also the means by which the organism gains access to the integumentary system.

Document type: News Article, Scientific Victorian, "CeresLabs Axes Andro".

Date: June 11th.

A new pathway of care for Andro Disease is outlined here, with a 100% success rate. The treatment involves a patient and a vector for the treatment's administration. The compound BN is administered to the vector individual by an oral pill twice a day for 7 days leading up to the treatment. This allows for CeresLabs Trademark anti-Andro agent to build up in the vector's saliva. The vector can then administer the saliva to affected areas of the patient to kill 99.9% of Andromestis maurisis archaebacteria. Treatment lasts no longer than a minute, and a single vector dose is able to treat many patients, making this the most effective treatment of Andro disease on the market.

Document type: SkyGym messaging chain between personal trainer Matt Lobato and client Josh Mendenzo.

Date: June 30th.

Josh: Did I read that email fucking right?

Matt: Yeah man! Gym's opening back up this Monday! Ready to get your pump on again?

Josh: Nah man, what the fuck is a bio-shower

Josh: We don't really have to like, have someone lick us, right?

Matt: I know it's different bro, but that's how it's gonna have to be from now on. You don't want your dick getting all swollen

Josh: I mean, no, but those can't be the only two options.

Matt: I was opposed to it at first too, I mean, obviously. It sounds crazy. But this thing has wrecked a few of my buddies and this has a 100% prevention rate. No one's ever contracted Andro after a bio-shower, it's just the smartest thing for us to do.

Josh: Have you even had one of these bio-showers?

Matt: Yeah man, I took one yesterday after I did legs.

Josh: And?

Matt: It's not that bad man. It's just another thing to get used to. Think of it like taking a piss. It's just something you gotta do, takes like a minute, and you're all better by the end of it. Simple as that.

Josh: Do we at least get to choose, like, a hot chick?

Matt: Bro, now you're the one making it weird

Josh: I'm just saying, I guess a blonde bitch licking my balls after the gym wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

Matt: Well, you don't get to see them while they clean ya, so you can imagine Sydney Sweeney down there if it makes you happy.

Josh: Is this like, standard now?

Matt: It's going to be, in any gym that wants to open up, anyway. Victoria has a 0 case policy; if any guy contracts it, the gym is shut down for good and there's a pretty hefty fine. So, pretty much anywhere you go to work out, there's gonna be a bio-shower there.

Josh: Damn. Well, I guess it'll be a new experience. How's Wednesday morning? I gotta wonder though, who are these people that are doing this whole 'licking clean' thing? Like, its a pretty undesirable job. Licking sweaty dick and ass all day? How do you get stuck doing something like that?

Matt: Wednesday morning is good, yeah. And I don't know, it's all through some outside company that's licensed in the practice. Doubt you'll get to meet any of them, but they'll be pretty familiar with our dicks soon enough.

Josh: That's true. Do you think they can blow us?

Matt: These really aren't questions you should be asking me.

Matt: But the one I used yesterday didn't complain.

I flicked my finger across the rolling wheel of my lighter, the warm flame lighting up my cozy, dark bedroom as I sat forward to hold the fire against my freshly packed bowl. The water bubbled as I passively sucked in the smoke, holding it in as I put the bong down on my desk and leaned back in my padded office chair. Tendrils of smoke leaked from my nose as I ran one hand down my bare torso to my baggy boxers to tease the head of my cock through the thin cotton. My room was in shambles; ever since finishing my master's degree in public health, I hadn't found much success in the field. Mine had been one in a laundry list of discoveries about Andro that culminated in the innovation by CeresLabs. It was a perfect treatment, rendering all of my knowledge about the archaebacteria obsolete. I had figured myself as an expert, but here I was, an unemployed gay guy with niche knowledge of jock ailments.

My research had inspired some kink exploration. I had wanted to understand why the archaebacteria was targeting specific areas, and I was able to identify them as some of the most prevailing fetishes in gay men. Armpits, feet, groin, ass. I scrolled for hours, watching guy's lick each other's armpits for pleasure of the pure indulgence of masculinity. I started getting hard to the smell of my own pits; I stopped wearing deodorant and rarely changed my underwear. And to think, I was leaving work every day to go home and jerk off to the very solution to the world's problem. And while I connected some dots, it was nothing like the breakthrough of CeresLabs.

I sniffed the air around me: in addition to the stench of weed that sat heavy in the room, the aroma of my unwashed balls and musky pits was stronger than I'd noticed. I tugged down my boxers and pulled up one of my favorite rimming videos on my laptop. I stroked my cock, slicking down my grown-out pubic hair with precum as I fapped. I took another hit of the bong and let myself go fully, my face going wild with pleasure as I watched the construction worker on my screen inch his tongue deep into the crack of a hairy muscle bottom.

In my stoned daze, my gaze drifted slightly above the screen to where I saw the webcam indicator light flash red for a split second. I assumed that I had left it on from when I was gaming earlier, but as I switched tabs I found that there was no webcam browser open. I looked back up and sure enough, I saw another red blink. I was a little too high to be unsettled, and remained still hoping that the dot wouldn't come back and I could dismiss the whole thing as a fever dream. Luckily, the light stopped blinking. I continued to jack off, sniffing my hairy pit as I painted my chest, stomach and pubes with my own cum. I used the pair of boxers to wipe most of it off and donned them again, taking another hit before I rolled into bed and passed out for the night.

In the moring, I had a very unexpected email from CeresLabs Recruitment. The title of the email read "Bio-showers Technician Position Offer." I was overcome with joy and surprise; I'd put in an application to work at CeresLabs back when I graduated, but they hadn't gotten back to me. At the time, I applied for a role called "Recreational Health Response Coordinator", a data-driven position which would relay information about Andro disease best-practice policies to private recreational centers like spas and gyms. That role was no longer necessary after the recent breakthrough that trivialized containment, so I guess they're considering me for something else. I opened the email.

"Dear Tyson Bray,

We at CeresLabs are pleased to offer you a position as a bio-showers technician! As the global response to the Andro archaebacterium develops, we have created Vettera, a subsidiary of CeresLabs, to focus on direct action to prevent the spread of this debilitating disease. We know you would be an ideal candidate for this position. Contained is a document detailing introductory materials to Vettera employment and your offer. Your employment is at SkyGym store #15263, starting Monday, July 2nd. Report to your first intake session on June 26th.

We're pleased to have you on the team,

Vettera"

Ok, so it wasn't what I thought it was. It was barely a position at CeresLabs, but I suppose it was in the field and it still might be enough for me to make rent in the next few months. I opened the offer and... wow. It was a 100k offer for a 25 hour work week. That was way above what I was expecting.

Then, I opened the employment guide. And it all made sense. What the guide detailed as a "bio-shower technician" was identical to what CeresLabs had described as a "vector individual" in their groundbreaking and unorthodox patent that had shaken the world just this month. The patent described the role, but it never suggested that it would be a paid position. Lots of speculation arose online about how they would source vector individuals, how their saliva was to be collected and applied to the patient, what the large scale public implementation of these practices would be achieved. Now, it seemed he had some answers: they were offering a lot of money, which seemed to explain how they expected to find people willing to do this sort of thing. Though, in all honesty, 100k would be a paltry amount were I a straight guy, or even a gay guy who wasn't into man stink. Maybe their strategy was just to offer a lot of positions expecting few responses, though how would they choose who was offered a position in the first place? And why had it been me?

The guidebook explained that only men can metabolize the CeresLab compound, so only men were being offered a position. I guess I do meet that criteria, but they weren't just offering this to random men.

Another answer to another question: the saliva, as outlined in the employee handbook, was to be applied directly to the patient's bare skin, including his bare feet, penis, asshole, perineum, the entirety of his scrotum, and all armpits covered in hair. So, yes, these vector individuals, or human showers as I'd begun to think of them, were getting up close and personal with hundreds of men's intimates.

And as for the implementation, all he had to look to was SkyGym store #15263, about a 10 minute drive from my apartment. I suppose they wanted me to make sure guys were clean and Andro-free before they leave.

I was very turned on after reading through all of this, and also a little bit scared. The fear came from the instinct that this was *too* right for me; I emailed the CeresRecruitment email back to ask if this was a transfer offer from the position I'd applied for months ago, and they responded that my 'profile indicated amenability to novel approaches in public healthcare,' which neither confirmed or denied my inquiry.

I had to seriously consider this. Of course I'd gotten off to my own smells before, and the porn I watched of guys going to town on each other, but rank gym bros... that was outside of my experiences. I wondered what would happen if a guy's balls made me gag or throw up. Would I get fired? Who would be my boss? I was supposed to report to the SkyGym to pick up my CeresLabs pills and then return for my first shift on Monday, but I was simply given instructions on where to go and what to do. Otherwise, I didn't see an overseer.

On the other hand, this was a chance to indulge in the things I'd been jerking off to for months. With all the restrictions over Andro, I haven't been able to as much as smell another guy in so long. I did long for it, almost just to remember what it was like.

Ultimately, I didn't have any other job offers. I responded that I was accepting the position.