Superchat

(Or Madeline Meets Her Biggest Fan)

[Author's Notes: Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is simply energy condensed to slow vibrations, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as life, death is merely a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves...

Oh, so you lot DO read this part!

In which case: lots of silly sex. Don't take this seriously. Especially you. You know who you are.]

"Here's Tom with the weather!"

Madeline Rourke continued to vigorously move the toothbrush as she half-listened to the YouTube video playing on the PC just out of sight in her bedroom. The warm light of the en suite bathroom making her bright pink hair glow, and her pale white skin almost a healthy colour; the hue of someone who went outside and saw the sun on a regular basis, and definitely not the complexion of a woman who spent most of her time inside playing games.

Although, in her defence, Madeline, or Maddie to her friends (the few that she had), playing games all day was her job. She was already five minutes late, thanks to forgetting to set her phone alarm the previous night, having been much too distracted finally succeeding in her no-hit rune level one attempt on Malenia (Blade of Motherfucking Miquella) to remember that she had a schedule to keep. When you said you were going to start streaming at a certain time your fans - subscribers or casual watchers - generally expected you to start at that time.

Oh sure there wouldn't be any negative financial fallout from starting a little late, but there would be a lot of snarky comments, and that always put Maddie in a sour mood before starting the stream proper.

Despite telling herself not to get worked up by the stupid shit that managed to fly past her mod team, she always managed to spot something in the chat as it scrolled past on her second monitor that made her mad and threw her off her otherwise chill groove. Or what she hoped was a chill groove: there had to be a good reason why so many people kept logging in to watch her, right?

Spitting the toothpaste into the sink, Maddie quickly rinsed her mouth then rushed out the en suite into her bedroom, where, at the end of her bed, she had set up her workstation: a long rising table with three monitors, a glowing keyboard and mouse on a bright Jujutsu Kaisen mat, with a large tempered glass case on the edge, within which whirred a dozen LED fans around a glowing motherboard and a graphics card so thick that when Maddie had initially installed it she had been terrified of dropping it; not out of fear for the card, but fear that it would crash through the floor and into the earth itself. Her room itself was draped in LED strips, with a bright neon piece of artwork above her bed (often fully visible on camera) proclaiming a handle she wished she had never entered into Twitch's sign-up form:

S-L-U-T-B-U-N-I

(The spelling was deliberate.)

For better or worse it was that name everyone online knew her by, and changing it now would be a hassle and potentially damaging to her brand, as other streamers had often advised her. It was how people knew her in online gaming circles; how people talked about her and recommended her to their friends (but not their families, unless they had really open-minded families). It was her brand now, and as this was her job, Maddie had resigned herself to the sort of jokes and comments that the name encouraged out of the people who logged on to watch her play games.

At least she enjoyed it.

Throwing herself onto her pink and black gaming chair, Maddie quickly checked her setup, making sure the camera hadn't moved overnight, and that she didn't have any toothpaste on her lips, before clicking the option to start the feed, freeing her audience of some three thousand from the colourful 'stream starting in a moment!' animation that had been playing for the last thirty minutes.

"Hey guys! Sorry the stream's starting a little late!" Maddie said, as her pink-frame face replaced the cute animation of a Japanese anime version of her, in the black gothic lolita outfit that cemented her popularity just after she initially took off, hitting Godrick the Grafted, from Elden Ring, with a comically large sword. "Got lost trying to find the bathroom."

That caused chat to lol for a while: the text scrolling upwards so quickly she couldn't read anything more complex than a couple of letters. It was a common in-joke amongst her community that Maddie's house - a four-bedroom detached house in the nicer part of Bear Bak - was way too big for a single girl living alone, a joke that Maddie herself agreed with wholesale.

It hadn't always been this way: until four months ago Maddie lived with her parents and her two sisters, until her father got the call from his employer, Xenophon, that required him to move to the States. Having plenty of money, and with no desire to sell off their UK house, combined with Maddie's desire to stay, led to the four of them heading off to a new life in California, with Maddie left alone in the house. Being an adult in her early twenties, Maddie was fine with this arrangement, except for her parent's request that she find some suitable tenants to take up the other three rooms.

Oh sure the mortgage needed to be paid, and while her dad was earning enough to comfortably pay it as well as their new property in New Mexico, Maddie was sure the recent passive-aggressive comments from him meant he would really like her to find some tenants to pick up the financial slack. On paper that would be simple. There was just one problem...

Maddie REALLY hated going outside.

She wasn't agoraphobic. Nor did she have social anxiety. (Or so she told herself.) Maddie just preferred to spend her time indoors playing games. And making cosplay. Her streaming career had been a fortunate accident, yet one that allowed her to combine her love of gaming with cosplay, and make money out of it! Her earnings from Twitch (and, to a lesser extent, YouTube, thanks to simultaneous streaming), helped to pay for more games, cosplay materials, and Gundam kits (and food, of course, and the occasional bill, but the bank of mum and dad helped out there more often than not).

It was a pretty cushy job. With one small, niggling issue: that fucking username.

Her fault entirely: she had been in an edgy mood the day she signed up for Twitch. Maddie had never, in her wildest dreams, thought she'd break through the anonymity barrier and become somewhat popular on the platform, let alone stream to thousands of views on an average Thursday night. Jesus!

Didn't any of them have anything better to do?

On the other hand it was probably a good thing that they didn't: the subs, gifts, and super chats kept the money coming in, which helped Maddie stay indoors and order everything she wanted through her PC. All of her sisters told her to get out more and experience life, especially life in Eroshire (Maddie would always roll her eyes when her sisters spoke about it, knowing full well they thought she should be hitting the clubs and scoring with hot guys). It wasn't that she wasn't interested in sex - Maddie had lost her virginity to one guy at uni (the GM of the 'Vampire: The Masquerade' campaign she had signed up for in first year), been in a relationship with another guy for a year, and had surprisingly athletic sex with a hot cosplayer behind the cloakroom at Comic-Con London last year - she just wasn't going to go out to find it. Maddie was more than happy to sit in her room and let sex come to her.

Still, three sexual partners at twenty-four made her practically a virgin in Eroshire. Her younger sister (by only a year!) had already fucked about two dozen guys, which she always insisted on telling Maddie all about each time she (Adeline, the sister in question) made it back home, while the middle sister of the trio, Coraline (pronounced 'Cor-ah-leen, to match her sister's names), used to regularly go out and score with hot guys around town, too, when they lived in Bear Bak.

Maddie was a little jealous about the stories of all the hot Californian studs her sisters seemed to attract now that they lived in the State, and a small part of her (Maddie's) brain told her that the first step to getting some hot action would be to step outside and meet people, but then the rest of her made a (very) convincing argument that the best action was indoors in front of her widescreen monitors and Maddie would spend the evening streaming.

Fortunately this reliable schedule of hers, due to being an indoors kind of gal, had built her quite a large audience, and tonight was no exception. As Maddie launched the latest game she was playing, she looked over at her second (smaller) monitor to monitor (hah!) the chat, and smiled as she watched the text flying up the screen. Her small team (two!) of moderators would be filtering out the really creepy guys that seem to insist on watching her and posting revolting comments, often about her appearance.

At five feet and eight inches Maddie was around the average height of an Eroshire girl, with an hourglass figure that she enjoyed to emphasise with skirts, and tops that pushed her tits up to make them bigger. She didn't exercise much, and her flat stomach was mostly the result of not eating much: Maddie would often get so absorbed in playing games that she would forget to feed herself. Fortunately there was a part of her chat that seemed to enjoy telling her to get a snack after a few hours of streaming. Maddie enjoyed having so many people that liked to mother her.

"Oh my God!" She exclaimed with laughter when she read such a comment two hours later. "Just let me finish this puzzle, guys! I'll eat something! Promise!" Laughing again at the comment scrolling up, Maddie enjoyed the feeling of so many people looking after her.

Then HE made a comment:

RevoMan1789>>lol need thez gooners 2 remind u to eat somthin u skinni bitch?

Ignoring the comment, which quickly disappeared off the top of the second monitor, Maddie focused on the puzzle - which involved remembering the sounds of the animals she had encountered on the islands, a children's game she had found in the school by the lake that had taught her which strange symbol meant what number, and the code to the rebel base - and tried to ignore his latest comment. She had many trolls in her chat, and her mods were often really good at filtering them out, but this one was proving difficult.

Because the bastard was one of her highest donors.

He had no right to call any of the other members of chat gooners when this sad fuck dropped hundreds of pounds on her every night! (Technically his donations were in Euros, but Maddie could do the math.) It was the fact he gave her so much that meant her moderators hadn't banned his arse: as much as he ticked her off with his insensitive, and often misogynistic comments, Maddie also wanted the reliability of his big donations. They helped fund her expensive hobbies (and the occasional bill). She knew it wasn't healthy - a fact that ate away at her every time one of her moderators dm-ed her asking if they could ban him - but she figured she could simply ignore his comments if it meant taking in his donations.

After all, no job was always one hundred percent fun, were they?

"So I've fallen in love with these snacks," Maddie said, after returning to the stream with a couple packs of Bunnie Bites (no affiliation, although Maddie would love to be sponsored by the company). Stuffing the high-protein rabbit-shaped snacks in her mouth, and wondering how to approach this next puzzle, Maddie noticed another comment from her most annoying big spender.

RevoMan1789>>stuff your face, u fat bitch

"So what am I?" Maddie said, before her brain could catch her. "Fat or skinny? Make up your mind!"

Chastising herself, Maddie forced her eyes on the big widescreen monitor, and tried to ignore chat, but a few moments later she felt bad for everyone else talking - it wasn't their fault there were a few bad apples in the orchard - and her blue eyes wandered over to the second monitor.

Just in time to see another comment from him:

RevoMan1789>>dont matter when u sit on my face

"In your dreams," Maddie muttered, rolling her eyes.

Fortunately he was quickly drowned out in the scrolling chat, and the pleasure of the game wiped away a growing irritation until she gave him no thought, until her Twitch chat plug-in exploded on her screen with sparkles and unicorns to announce someone had dropped a big donation with an attached comment. Sure enough, it was her number one fan/harasser.

>>€300 donation!!! Thank you so much, RevoMan1789!!! RevoMan1789 says "ill pay u fat money to eat on camera mukbang for me bitch!"

Torn between being grateful for the fat stack of cash he had sent her way (even with the current exchange rate between the Euro and pound sterling), and saying something snarky towards the asshole, Maddie had a moment where she just stared at the message, her mouth hanging open. When she looked over at chat, it had devolved into a small war between those making fun of her expression, and her fans trying to defend her against the comments.

Frowning at the chaos his comment had sown, Maddie knew that somewhere (probably in Europe), a fat, virgin loser was at his computer, gut rolling over the keyboard, as his pudgy fingers tried to find his small dick, as he sat in a chair stained by Dorritos (or whatever the continental equivalent was) and thought his comment was the height of hilarity.

"Asshole," she muttered, too quiet for the fuzzy microphone standing on the desk in front to hear.

*****

"I hate it when you do this..."

"Do what?" Gabriel Cartier said as he regarded the feed on his phone. Lying on his back on the expansive king-sized bed in his Paris apartment, Gabriel's dirty blonde hair was a mess made from an hour of intense sex with the woman currently riding him. Possibly his best performance, he thought to himself, and gave thanks to his incredible stamina that kept the gorgeous women of Paris coming to his place after the clubs had closed. Of course it was his lean body and good looks that caught their eye: a friend had described him as Timothée Chalamet's richer, snobby cousin, and Gabriel had to admit she had a point.

Said friend was currently riding him: Amélie Dubois was a stunning dark-haired beauty from the south of the country, near the Mediterranean, where a youth spent on her family's vineyards, and the clear skies of southern France, had given her a gorgeously tanned earthy look to her skin, which was as sweaty as his after they had moved through five positions making vigorous sex with each other.

Gabriel disliked using the term 'friend with benefits', for any friend of the opposite sex could be a lover as well as a friend if they so wished, but he would grudgingly admit that Amélie was a friend with a great deal of benefits, and not just of the sexual nature! She was his rock, having been a steady presence in his life for almost ten years now. They had only been having sex for the last three, but even before then Amélie gave great counsel, and had always been there to dissuade him from following his heart into stupid places (quite often other women).

Their paths might lead them to other people, but Gabriel knew that Amélie would always be a presence in his life. It was probably a good thing, as even he knew he couldn't be trusted to think by himself.

"Play with your phone while we're having sex," Amélie said, looking down at her friend with both a little bemusement, and a lot of frustration.

"It helps to keep my mind off how good you feel," Gabriel said, not looking away from the phone, but his face lit up with a sly smile that he knew women loved. Even Amélie. "I don't want this night to end just yet. I'm having too much fun."

"Hmmm... you look like you're having fun," Amélie said, although she resumed her bouncing. Her hips, honed by a life tending to the vines, and now kept muscular by regular visits to the gym, had kept up quite a pace for a good half-hour now. Any other of her lovers would have blown their load, but Gabriel had dick control from the gods: he could keep going for well over an hour, and it looked like he would do so again, even though that had fucked so hard and vigorously, on the door to the bedroom to start, then moving to the bed, where they had taken it in turns to be on top. Now Amélie was back on top (facing him this time), and she was enjoying how Gabriel's huge seven inch cock was sliding back and forth inside her tight, moist pussy. "You haven't even looked at me for ages."

Gabriel looked up at her with his bright green eyes.

Amélie rolled hers. "Let me guess. Slutbuni?"

"She's playing Riven," Gabriel said. "The game's older than either of us."

"Not the remake?" Amélie said, her immaculately styled eyebrows rising.

"No. OG," Gabriel said.

"Are you tormenting her?"

"No."

"Liar," Amélie said. She playfully slapped his youthful face. Gabriel looked like a French hero of old, and she enjoyed it whenever his face cracked open with that lopsided smile of his. "You're too mean to this girl. She's cute. I love her cosplays."

"She is cute," Gabriel agreed. He watched the chat scroll up on his phone, beneath the small image of her stream. Slutbuni's camera feed had been reduced to such a small square on the phone, next to the feed of the old-school point-and-click adventure she was streaming, that anyone unfamiliar with her wouldn't be able to see anything but a tiny bundle of black and pink, but Gabriel knew her face well: he could see her in his mind's eye when he closed his eyes. Her beautiful pink hair. Her gorgeous blue eyes. Her smile, that was so pure and radiant it made his heart leap.

So naturally he enjoyed teasing her online. It amused him to see her rankled at his comments, though he always made sure to tip generously (thank God for his father's credit card!) to take the edge off his posts. It felt like he was there, in the room with her, annoying her in the way he knew from experience led women into his bed.

Shame he wasn't actually in the room with her.

"You should be nicer to her."

"I am nice."

Amélie laughed. It was a wonderfully musical, and very French, laugh that Gabriel found himself caught up in. "Gabriel Cartier! You are anything but nice! Handsome, yes! Fit, yes! GREAT in bed, yes! Confident, oh very yes! Privileged? You live in Paris, Gabriel: you are VERY privileged. Anyone else our age would be sharing three rooms with five others to live this close." She gestured with a slender arm through the open windows leading to the balcony of Gabriel's apartment, through which the bright sun of a lazy Parisian day contrasted with the metalwork of the Eiffel Tower, visible over the rooftops. On the balcony across from them a young woman was smoking while watching the action unfolding on the bed. Gabriel wondered how long she had been observing them. "But nice? Gabriel, you are not nice. Sometimes you are insufferable."

"Only sometimes?" He asked her, grinning.

Leaning down, Amélie kissed her friend. "Only sometimes," she purred. Straightening, she extended her hand. "Phone. Now. I want your full attention when I ride you to completion."

Sighing, although still smiling, Gabriel passed his phone to her.

Amélie took a look at the screen. "You spend too much money on her," she said.

"You don't think she deserves it?"

Shrugging, Amélie tossed the phone aside. It bounced on the wet sheets. "I think she deserves the money of someone less insufferable than you."

"I'm insufferable now?"

"Now is sometimes," Amélie said, as she began to ride him harder.

*****

"Thank you!" Maddie said as she struggled to pick up the heavy crate packed with vegetables and fruit, a healthy start for the week, she thought to herself as she swayed dangerously in her purple skirt with bright pink lace stockings. The colour-matching corset showed off plenty of cleavage for the Tesco delivery man (who was quite cute, if Maddie was honest with herself).

"You alright there?" The delivery man asked. Having just placed the last crate on the doorstep, he paused to catch his breath before heading back to the van parked on the street outside, and at the sight of the girl in bright pink and purples sway with the weight of her food order he made movements to reach forward to catch her before she fell.

"I'm OK! I'm OK!" Maddie assured him, as she tottered down the hall to the kitchen. "Thank you!"

"OK," the guy said, shaking his head at yet another weirdo whose food he had delivered today. Seeing her disappear into the kitchen, he shrugged and closed the front door for her.

It took Maddie several trips to move all the food she had ordered from the hallway to her kitchen. It was not that the house was large (four bedrooms, all with en suite toilets, one main bathroom, living room and dining room, kitchen, garage, downstairs toilet, and a conservatory attached to the kitchen) more so that it was a long distance to carry heavy crates laden with all the food she would need for the next week or so.

"Imagine filling up the car with all of this!" Maddie said to her cat, Satoru (a sly creature with pale grey fur and an attitude), who was perched on the kitchen island watching his owner dash around the kitchen, unpacking food into the fridge (a huge American-style double-door monstrosity), and several cupboards.

If Satoru could talk (unlike a certain other cat in Eroshire) then he would have mentioned Maddie's lack of a car. She didn't drive: having never learnt how to. She always said she would, but Maddie knew that she was too nervous to take to the roads alongside all the other crazies in Eroshire.

"Hmm... snacks," Maddie said, pulling open a pack of Gummy Direbears. "Alright! Time to stream!" She gave Satoru a scratch behind the ears - the only human on the planet that the cat would allow to touch him in such a manner - and bounced upstairs to her room.

Despite the size of the house Maddie barely spent much time anywhere but her room. The living room, in pale creams from the walls to the plush sofas, had collected dust since her parents and sisters left. Neither had Maddie ever eaten at the table in the dining room - large enough to host a conference for a small team - and the conservatory, with its wicker furniture and wide windows, had barely seen Maddie except when she remembered to water the plants. She had never been out in the garden, and the place had become such a jungle in the absence of her mother's green thumb.

To an outside observer it might be sad that the single occupant of the house rarely exited her room, but for Maddie it was ideal. She enjoyed being physically alone, but connected to so many people online. Ever since her parents had moved out, taking her outgoing, extroverted siblings with them, Maddie had found a sense of peace living by herself. An outside might think she was lonely, but Maddie had plenty of friends:

"What the fuck is psychoquantum physics?" Gemma Bromby asked. The perky redhead with the round face was almost swallowed by the pink hoodie she was wearing, as she ate from a bowl of cereal, as she slid further and further back into her PC gaming chair.

Beside her on the Discord chat on Maddie's second monitor was Daniel Wright, Maddie's one and only ex. His glasses pushed back against his blonde hair, as the man didn't need to wear them when looking at his PC monitor. Behind him the bare brick walls of his uni dormitory on campus at the University of Eroshire made quite the dour background to the cheerful man's upbeat demeanour. "Do you want the long answer, or the short answer?"

"Give us the short answer!" Maddie said, laughing. Not looking away from the Marvel Rivals match she was playing. She enjoyed making people mad playing Sue Storm.

"Yeah! Short!" Esha Bashar added. The woman had annoyingly perfect brown skin, framed by the black hijab she wore. Her large brown eyes glittered in the lights of her desktop setup - Esha streamed also, and she had gathered quite a large following, formed of (unsurprisingly) UK muslims and (surprisingly) others from middle eastern countries. Apparently her biggest donor claimed to be a member of Saudi royalty...

Chuckling, Daniel, the only one here who didn't stream (not even casually, like Gemma), nodded, leaning back in his chair so that everyone had a good view of sparse dorm walls. "In short," he said, emphasising the last word, causing Esha to giggle, "it's the science of how our perception of reality influences reality. Is it real because I see it? Or do I see it because it is real?"

"Trippy," Maddie said, as her counter jumped around the objective. Her spacebar made a satisfying click each time she slapped it with her thumb. "Bet you're having an existential crisis right now."

"Yeah, like 'is anything real'?!?" Esha said, gesturing wildly with her hands.

"It's not that extreme," Daniel laughed. "Yet. Although we're touching on eldritch sanctifications in class at the moment. You might find it interesting, Gemma."

"How so?" The redhead frowned in suspicion.

"Well we're focusing on Eroshire, and how the whole county is sanctified," Daniel said. "No one knows a thing about our patron saint of sex, but it's fairly common knowledge the whole county is sanctified in her name. But what does that mean? Well, psychoquantum physics has a branch of theories collectively known as anthropomorphic gestalt manifestations."

"Can you use shorter words?" Gemma said.

"Gods exist because we, collectively as a species, believe they should exist, right?" Daniel said. "It's like a mass collective fever dream, but it's real because of psychoquantum physics, which states that reality is the product of our imaginations, in short."

"Why isn't reality like Baldur's Gate, then?" Maddie said. "Checkmate, theist."

"Doesn't work like that," Daniel said. "You need a LOT of people to believe together. You by yourself isn't going to change much around you. But if thousands of people believe there is a god of sex, one appears! As god of sex, they would exert an influence on reality to the power of several thousand normal humans."

"So their power level is over nine thousand?" Esha snorted.

Daniel rolled his eyes. "Yeah, basically."

"So what does sanctification mean," Gemma said, "and why do you think I would like it?"

"Because it means we get to tap into this sex god's view of reality," Daniel said. "We're sharing their fever dream. They think sex should last for hours and everyone gets multiple orgasms each? Boom! It is so!"

"So sex outside Eroshire is... boring?" Gemma said, blinking. Maddie grinned, recalling that the redhead had quite the voracious sexual appetite. "What the fuck?"

"I thought you might find that interesting," Daniel said. "There's some evidence that everyone's cocks are bigger in Eroshire-"

"NO! Don't ruin my beautiful ignorance!" Gemma wailed theatrically. "Let me enjoy taking ten inch dicks without wondering where my organs go!"

"So there's a field of theory called internal hyperdimensional pocket theory-"

"Stop!" Gemma said. "Maddie! Please! Tell us about your crazy rich stalker!"

Maddie's mouth hung open. "He's not my stalker! He doesn't know where I live, thank God."

"That you know," Esha said.

"Don't!" Maddie gasped. "Don't put that energy in my life!"

"Why haven't you banned this guy?" Daniel asked. When Maddie's face turned red he sighed. "Please tell me it's not about the money-"

"It's not about the money!"

"Really?"

"Maybe it's a little about the money," Maddie squeaked. Composing herself, she added: "look, he's really fucking loaded and is apparently cool with dropping hundreds on someone he apparently really hates. He likes to hate watch me, and wants to fund my content so he can get even more annoyed. Who am I to stand in the way of his dream?"

"That sounds like a lot of bullshit," Esha said, smirking. "Just say you like taking his money."

"Esha has a few whales herself," Gemma said. "Is SunnyPrince67 really a member of the Saudi family?"

While they argued about whether or not Esha's biggest backer actually was a Saudi prince as claimed, an old argument that essentially boiled down to whether you could trust some random gooner on the Internet and the nonsense they could come up with, Maggie finished the match and paused on joining another; her friends were in full swing now, and she was enjoying the conversation (especially as they weren't talking about RevoMan1789). Satoru jumped up onto her lap, and settled down on her purple skirt, purring most contently.

Her good mood lasted beyond when she said goodbye to her friends to start streaming for the afternoon, and lasted about an hour until the first message from him popped up in chat:

RevoMan1789>>lol pink makes u look lik child. Pedo much?

"And hello to you too," Maddie muttered quietly.

*****

It was Victory in Europe Day, and the streets of Paris were awash with red, blue, and white flags. Crowds of people, singing songs of liberty and freedom, carried large straw figures of black uniformed soldiers and white garbed figures with elongated ears down the streets of Paris. People stood on balconies to hurl fruit (and other things) at the hand-made depictions of the enemy defeated by the Allied Forces in the Last War.

Sitting outside his favourite café just down the road from his apartment, Gabriel paid only half a mind to the jubilation; the other half was watching SlutBuni stream. A cheeky smile was on his face as he watched her half-turn her head to acknowledge his latest superchat: a somewhat barbed comment about her skills at Fornite. Although she hadn't said anything yet, Gabriel could see from her body language that she really wanted to, and the inner turmoil currently raging beneath that pink hair of hers was tickling him.

"Do you think elves carry giant figures of us and throw them on fires also?"

Gabriel looked up as Amélie placed two drinks on the table, before seating herself opposite him, angling her body so she could regard him with a cool stare while also observing the parade as it slowly made a path past the café and the many people seated on the pavement outside beneath white parasols. "Probably," he said. "I'm sure it keeps them entertained wherever Angélique sent them."

"Do you think she's sexy?"

"For someone in their second century? Definitely."

"I meant her," Amélie said, pointing at Gabriel's mobile. On the screen was SlutBuni's stream, the gamer swearing profusely as she died repeatedly (though, Gabriel thought, she was doing so in an adorable way). "Don't think I haven't noticed how obsessed you've become about her streams these past few months. You used to watch loads of streamers - all very pretty girls - but now it's just this one. What's the reason?"

"I like her vibe," Gabriel said. When Amélie raised an immaculately plucked eyebrow he shrugged.

"Just that?" She said, casually dipping a torn-off end of a croissant into her coffee. "'Vibe'?"

Giving her a look, Gabriel replied: "don't sit there and pretend you make decisions about your lovers due to their looks and stunning conversational skills alone. There's a vibe you get from people that makes you want to know more about them. Something you can feel, but you can't describe with words. It's what binds us together."

"Is that what keeps me around your sorry self?" Amélie said, although not unkindly.

"That, and our shared love of good food," Gabriel said, to which his friend laughed musically.

"Not your skill in bed?"

"Hmm... maybe that as well," Gabriel said, sharing her bemused expression. "Speaking of food, how did the interview with the bank go?"

It was Amélie's turn to give him a look. "They rejected my application," she said. "Apparently there is too much competition, and I could not provide adequate collateral to satisfy their 'risk appetite'."

"Bankers are scum," Gabriel muttered. "What class of people would enjoy keeping their brothers in debt? The world would be a better place without them."

"OK, relax the revolution for a moment," Amélie said, laughing. "We still need banks, and they're not too wrong: there are a lot of patisseries in Paris already."

"But none that will serve your food."

She smiled. "You're sweet," Amélie said. Her eyes drifted back to his phone. "She looks angry."

"She is," Gabriel said. He handed Amélie an earbud - the other was lodged in the ear on the other side of his head from where Amélie sat - and she inserted it into her own ear without pausing to worry about what state it may be in: she knew Gabriel kept exceptionally clean ears. "Listen to that malding."

Amélie couldn't help but grin as she listened to the thick Eroshire accent rattle off obscenities. "What did you say to her?"

"Wasn't me," Gabriel admitted. Then he paused, making a 'hmm' sound. "Maybe it was? I did say that I'd never seen anyone miss so badly since I watched my baby brother play 'Doom'. She did not like that. Ow!"

Having just playfully punched him in the ribs, Amélie settled back, the earbud still in her ear. "You're too mean!" She said, "you are like a young boy pulling the pigtails of a girl you like! Don't give me that look! I know you too well, Gabriel! You tease too much! This is why no one stays with you!"

"Maybe I enjoy fleeting romances?" Gabriel said. His smile was wide and innocent.

Another immaculate eyebrow was raised. "I do not believe you," Amélie said. "You are in desperate need of a good woman to sort your shit out."

"Then what are you?"

"I am not a good woman," she replied casually. Holding a finger to her ear she grinned as she listened to a new torrent of English swearwords. "She does say some interesting things."

"I'm learning so much new English listening to her," Gabriel admitted. "I like 'twatnozzle'."

"Isn't 'twat' 'vagina'?"

"As most vulgar expletives are," Gabriel said. "The English are obsessed with the vagina. Especially over in Eroshire."

"Hmm... apparently they have an elder god of sex," Amélie said. Her eyes narrowed as her smile grew. "I wonder how it would be like to have sex empowered by such. They say a man can climax and still stay just as hard as when he first laid eyes on his lover."

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "Exaggerations, I'm sure," he said. "Although maybe their god can help me last a little longer than I usually can. Say... three hours?"

"Hah," Amélie said sardonically. Still, she gave Gabriel an admiring look that told him she was thinking of all the times they had previously had sex, and he had pleasured her for a couple of hours at most, before she took his cum like a good friend should.

If he was honest with himself Gabriel would call Amélie his best friend. They had agreed, quite early into their first (and only) attempt at a relationship that they worked far better as friends than lovers, but it was a shame to completely turn their status platonic. Amélie didn't work as his girlfriend, but as his best friend she was indispensable. She just knew him - inside and out - as Gabriel knew her. They may fuck when they had no one else in their life, but that was just the icing on the cake that was their friendship. Gabriel could spend the rest of his life with Amélie and never taste her again, and that would still be more than he could want.

"Jesus! Get off the fucking objective! What the hell?!?" SlutBuni's thick Eroshire accent was still playing in Gabriel's ear, and his smile grew as he listened to her exasperation. The small screen on his phone was showing a sorry state of affairs: the match wasn't going well, and SlutBuni's team was losing. She glanced at the corner of her screen, where the in-game chat was scrolling, and she sighed. "Oh fuck me... I'm with a bunch of kids..."

Grinning, Gabriel couldn't help himself as he typed a reply. To make sure she saw it, he attached a hefty donation of €200, because he was feeling in a good mood, and he was making mint with his father's stocks once more. On days like this - relaxing outside on a beautiful Parisian day - it was good being the spoilt son of a billionaire.

It was a shame how it all was unfolding, however...

RevoMan1789>>yo ill fuck u gud like a real man. Ill fuck u for hours like u deserve.

It was easy to say shit when there was a whole body of water, and miles of land, between you, and he was under no illusion that such a thing was possible, but what happened next would alter Gabriel's chemistry, as SlutBuni suddenly paused, looked at her second monitor, where his superchat would be hovering above the rapidly scrolling chat messages, and said:

"Really? You gonna fuck me like I deserve? You going to fuck me for hours, huh? You think you're hot? A real fucking stud, huh?" Her blue eyes switched to the camera, as she spoke directly at him. "WELL COME ON THEN! FUCK ME! Come over here, and FUCK ME! Show me how good you are! Show me how you can fuck for hours like a real stud! This is Eroshire, MATE! We don't TALK about how good we fuck, we FUCK! So come on over and fuck me everyway you can! Come on! Time's ticking! We got some FUCKING to do!"

Settling back in her seat, she sighed. Seemingly composing herself with her eyes closed, before she sat up straight. Gabriel was sure she muttered 'asshole' under her breath.

"Anyway," she said. "Where were we?"

He looked over at Amélie, who had heard everything on the other earbud, and raised his eyebrows.

"Well..." she said. "I think you touched a nerve."

"I think I'm in love," Gabriel said, leaning back in his seat and placing a hand over his heart.

Amélie sighed. "You're such a shit," she said.

*****

Maddie ended the stream that night a little earlier than normal; only a half hour, citing a headache, and she felt bad about lying to her chat, but after blowing up over RevoMan1789's superchat she felt ashamed of herself. Blaming the awful game she had been playing (the match, not the game itself), Maddie knew she had no excuse for losing her cool like that.

Maybe she had just been looking for an excuse.

Feeling shitty, she ran herself a cold shower to try and literally cool off. Underneath the water the words of that (probably) fat, basement-dwelling loser returned, and despite herself Maddie couldn't help but find the words haunting. Memories of her previous sexual encounters came to her. While she had only had one serious boyfriend, Maddie had enjoyed sex with two other men. One at a convention! That had been so hot, and she recalled being on her back in the room behind the cloakroom as a hot Inosuke Hashibira cosplayer ploughed her vigorously for a good hour before he had filled her insides with cum. She had walked around the convention hall for the rest of the afternoon with her pussy full of a random hook-up's cum!

That had been so fucking hot! For a day Maddie felt what her sisters must have felt: hooking up with hot guys in crazy locations and enjoying incredible sex. How she had avoided getting pregnant after having hot unprotected sex amazed Maddie, and she thanked whatever gods watching above that the cosplayer's virile seed hadn't taken root inside her womb.

As she recalled her most recent - and hottest - sexual hook-up, Maddie slipped her fingers inside, as her thumb found her clit and began to gently caress it. That cosplayer had such a nice cock, and it felt so good slipping inside her over and over. Maddie had cum twice before feeling his heavy load slosh around inside her. Her fingers worked faster as her mind replayed the way he had ploughed her on the floor; his motions so full of confidence, and that alone had given her such an erotic high. It had been so different from the sex she had enjoyed with her ex-boyfriend, who, bless him, still messaged her occasionally congratulating her on how her streaming career had taken off.

Leaning against the shower wall, Maddie gasped as she fucked herself furiously; her fingers slicking deep into her, and her thumb mashed her clit like she was trying to beat a QTE. Fingers sprayed against the wet tiles, as her moans grew louder.

As she neared her orgasm, Maddie's horny brain conjured the words of RevoMan1789: yo ill fuck u gud like a real man. Ill fuck u for hours like u deserve...

Hours. Oh God... hours. Maddie knew she had a little horniness in her life, and her secluded lifestyle did not help matters much. Maddie knew she could date online through apps, chatrooms, or even WoW if she was desperate, and the fact she didn't wasn't because she didn't want sex - she did - she just wasn't eager to wade through the mire that was online dating. Too many creeps, and she would know: there were plenty in her chat!

That mouthy fuck included. The audacity! Claiming he could give her what she deserved! What the fuck did RevoMan1789 (and that username just spoke of some red pilled arrogant French Revolution loving git) know about what she deserved?

What did she deserve?

Her mouth opened wide as her orgasm exploded, and Maddie almost collapsed in the shower: the muscle in her legs turned to jelly as pleasure ripped through her. Her hand slipped against the wall, and her knee hit the edge of the bath.

"FUCK!" She gasped, both from the lingering pleasure of her orgasm, and from the pain. Sitting down in the bath, with the showerhead on the wall above her still spraying cold water all over her milky white body, Maddie couldn't help but laugh. Only she could have an injury while masturbating.

Wiping her wet pink hair out of her eyes, she leaned her head back. Surprisingly, in the post-orgasm bliss she felt, Maddie still found herself thinking about that damn superchat.

"Like I deserve, huh?"

In a sordid way she actually found that complimentary: the guy was obviously a sad loser who had never touched a woman, but even though he vastly overestimated his skills, he did seem to actually want Maddie to be pleased. To feel pleasure that he believed she should be feeling. It was sad, but also kind of sweet. In a really sick, parasocial way, of course.

Maddie wondered if she would ever have sex as good as that random encounter with the cosplayer again.

"Don't be silly," she told herself, standing up and turning the shower off.

She wasn't her sisters. Hers wasn't the life of hot sex with a succession of hot guys. She was a geeky girl with a steady streaming gig. She was happy living alone, even though her parents were still hassling her to get some tenants for the other rooms to pay rent. 'Take the edge off the cost of the house', her father said.

Maddie knew what they meant: they were tired of paying everything for her. She knew what she needed to do, she just...

... wasn't ready to do it.

*****

Gabriel took one final look around his apartment before placing the open envelope on the table, where it would be seen immediately when she inevitably let herself in. Closing the door behind him, he set off to the streets where his taxi to Paris Gare du Nord would be waiting. If the train left on time he should be in the UK by ten. Then it would be a simple train ride from London to Coytoss.

Her Discord chat was confident she lived near Coytoss, in the town called Bear Bak.

What the fuck was it with this Eroshire place and suggestive naming conventions? Coitus? Bareback? It really was true what they said about the place: it was absolutely soaked in sex, and while Gabriel had little belief that she would actually let him fuck her (he wasn't that deluded), he was sure he would get to fuck a horny Eroshire slut with huge tits. Would make a change from all the super serious French women he was having sex with lately, including his dear friend.

Who would be absolutely livid to discover where he had gone.

Oh well, the wrath of Amélie was tomorrow's problem. Today Gabriel was going to visit the UK to scare the shit out of a streamer he just couldn't get out of his head. As he sat in the taxi and listened to the driver complain about how this year's festivities had ruined Paris' streets (again!) Gabriel told himself he wasn't expecting her to fall at his feet - that was utter nonsense - but she had invited him, after all! SlutBuni could not complain about what she had unleashed.

After scaring her Gabriel would enjoy a few days in Eroshire. Have some great sex, then return home.

He would worry about combating his growing boredom after that.

The journey across the Channel (or under it, to be more precise) was fairly uneventful. Gabriel did spot some attractive women on the same carriage as he was, but they were with their partners, and Gabriel was not one for demonstrating male superiority by cucking some other guy, even if the thought of having sneaky sex in the Eurostar toilets while speeding beneath the waters was rather hot.

So he instead sat content to catch up on Discord chat, thanks to a surprisingly robust WiFi signal, and he smiled at the chat scrolling up between the sad no-lifer's desperately trying to suss out where SlutBuni's place of residence would be within Eroshire.

TotalGooner>>shes totally a Coychick. I bet she erns fkn fortune from subs

Gooning4ever>>yeh, that rooms she in big. Not petty more, for fct.

MaxmnGoonage>>no that bear bak. Looks like my place.

Interesting. Gabriel sent a private DM to MaxmnGoonage, asking >>why do u rekon it bear bak?

MaxmnGoonage>>parents bedroom has the same alcove opposite the window. U can see it on the left when she's streaming herself n not gaming. She moves the camer a bit. Its where the fireplace from down stairs is. Its a big house. Four bedrooms, i reckon.

Gabriel smiled at the guy's admission (unintentionally) that he still lived with his parents, but chose not to take the opportunity to tease him about it: he had bigger fish to fry. If this anon was convinced that the house SlutBuni streamed from was in Bear Bak, that would place her about a half-hour taxi trip from the Coytoss Central station. Gabriel had been worried he'd need to head further out into the county to find her - maybe as far as the (alleged) shithole of Kreenpye - but it seemed likely that SlutBuni was chilling in one of the nicer parts of the UK.

Well... as nice as the UK could get. Nothing like France, of course.

Question was: where in Bear Bak? Checking it out on Google maps showed the urban sprawl to be quite sizable, and Gabriel didn't want to wander around aimlessly. He spent the journey through the tunnel with his eyes glued to his phone screen, as he navigated English roads via Google Street View. When the train's journey finally breached the darkness for the overcast grey misery of a Kent sky, Gabriel had found a place that seemed to offer houses suitably large enough to encompass MaxmnGoonage's guess of four bedrooms.

Gabriel typed >>Khalifan Heights, rite?

MaxmnGoonage>>yeah! U no the place? Im sure shes down the street from me, but i never seen her. She dont go out much, she says. I love that about her!

MaxmnGoonage probably didn't get out much either, but Gabriel wasn't going to tease the guy about it, not when he had supplied good intel. It was a slim hope to go on, especially considering it was entirely over the alcove behind her, visible only when she shifted the camera during her 'just chatting' streams, but he'd nothing else to go on right now, and if there was one thing that Gabriel trusted it was the autism of random Internet obsessive types. Those guys saw things more neurotypical individuals would easily miss.

At the worst he could hop back on the bus into Coytoss and hit up a bar for the evening. There was a club in central Coytoss that his last conquest had raved about; said it had been the highlight of her UK holiday. 'Paradise Coast', or something. Apparently it only employed women, and they were hot as fuck. Including the owner, who was a six-foot stunner with tits to die for.

Gabriel smiled to himself as he alighted the train at London St. Pancras, walking across to King's Cross, where he was forced to wait a half-hour for the next train to Coytoss, Eroshire, due to sheep on the line, or some such UK nonsense.

On the way through Essex and into Eroshire, Gabriel tested MaxmnGoonage a little more, pretending to know the Khalifan Heights estate from past experiences, to encourage the anonymous individual to spill a little more beans about his thoughts regarding SlutBuni's possible place of residence. By the time Gabriel had stepped off the train at Coytoss Central, he was fairly certain SlutBuni resided within one of those nice-looking houses he had flown around via Google.

He told himself this was not obsessive stalker behaviour. It was all for the laugh, nothing more.

Checking his phone, he saw the eight missed calls and fourteen WhatsApp messages from Amélie. It was probably a good idea to let her simmer for a bit; after all, she was probably right, and right now Gabriel did not want to listen to reason.

He wanted to see the expression on SlutBuni's face when he told her who he was.

*****

Maddie was in a bind. There was no Diet Coke left in the fridge, and she was really hankering for Diet Coke. She had gotten by on chugging back water and making 'stay hydrated kids!' jokes for the memes, but it couldn't be held back any longer. Taking a break from streaming, while eating cold takeaway from last night for lunch, Maddie checked online to see if she could order several bottles of Diet Coke.

"Why the fuck is everyone out?" She muttered aloud after searching through a fourth supermarket's offerings. Was there some mass Diet Coke shortage than she wasn't aware of? Has Trump's trade war with Europe caused this? If so fuck that blonde bitch and her stupid party; Maddie was thirsty as fuck for some good Diet Coke and the only place she knew for certain would offer it was the corner shop a hundred or so metres down the road. The nice Turkish man who ran the place always had stock (imported from Türkiye, judging by the labels).

It would be a five minute walk. Ten minute round trip.

But it did mean leaving the house.

Maddie told herself that she didn't have agoraphobia. Nor did she have social anxiety. She just preferred to stay indoors. It was cozy indoors. Safe. There weren't any crazy people indoors. Aside from herself. She wasn't 'scared' to go outside, she just didn't want to. It was a matter of choice. That's all. She had agency. A choice in the matter, right? She could go out any time! She just didn't want to right now...

But she really wanted some Diet Coke.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck, fuck, fuck...

Peering out the front window of the living room, Maddie sized up the street outside her house. Looked to be quiet. There was one guy walking his dog - a small dachshund that looked at odds with its owner's huge muscular size - and a woman carrying some Tesco shopping bags. Didn't seem to be anyone else.

See? Perfectly safe.

She could do this. Out, in: twenty minute adventure. Tops.

"You're a fully grown woman," Maddie said. "You can do this! Come on! Open the door. Step outside."

Her hand went to the door handle.

She could keep browsing the web until she found someone who could deliver. Maybe she could order a pizza, and have a litre-and-a-half bottle attached to the order...

Oh, but the corner shop would probably have TWO litre bottles! She could buy multiple, and keep them in the huge fridge! There was barely anything in it right now. Plenty of room!

When did she get so bad? She went to Comic-Con London, for crying out loud! She got fucked behind the cloak room! When did she become this Hikikomori? This wasn't cool! This was...

... kind of sad, actually.

"Come on, girl!" She muttered aloud. "You can fucking do this! Open the door! Open. The. Fucking-"

She pushed down on the door handle. It opened wide, and the early afternoon air blew past her, bringing scents of urban life: car fumes, smoke from the factory four miles away but upwind, and the scent of over a dozen different dishes being prepared in homes and the restaurants three streets away that Maddie hadn't been to with her RL friends for almost a year now.

Oh God... she actually hadn't gone out with her friends for a year.

Oh Jesus... she actually was becoming a shut-in, wasn't she?

"I need to do this!" She said. Taking a step forward, she placed her sandals on the pavestone steps of her (actually her parent's) house, and took a deep breath. Coughed - because holy shit the air stank - and then took another step. Then another. Another.

"See? This isn't too bad- OH FUCK, THE FRONT DOOR!"

After running back to close the front door, which she had left wide open as she had walked the winding path of her front garden to the pavement, Maddie resumed said walk along the winding path with sightly less pride than she had a moment ago. However she did feel some pride, and when she stepped onto the pavement and hurried along the side of the road, gripping her dark purple hoodie about her, with two thin bare legs propelling her along beneath her frilled pink and white skirt, Maddie couldn't help but smile.

She was outside! First time in weeks! Months? Jesus... whatever! She was outside!

God, it smelt awful... Maddie could practically taste the exhaust fumes on her tongue. Why hadn't all of the county switched to electric cars yet? At least the bus that hummed past her was electric. A young girl in the back seat turned around as the bus passed Maddie to wave at her, and Maddie waved back. That brief little social encounter provided her with reassurance, and Maddie felt her anxieties ebb.

She walked the rest of the way to the corner shop with an upright posture, and not hunched and cowed as she'd been when she had left the house.

Stepping into the shop, Maddie grinned at the sound of the bell above the door - so old-school! - and she caught the eye of the old shopkeeper and smiled at him.

"Hello, my friend!" He said. Grey beard parting to reveal a wide smile. "I haven't seen you for a while!"

"Been busy!" She said. A truth and a lie. She had been busy with her streaming career, but that wasn't an excuse not to have been able to walk 100m or so and buy some milk here, was it? However the old guy took her word for it, and she headed down an aisle towards the cold drinks cabinet, where a whole row of large bottles of Diet Coke could be seen.

Maddie opened the door, reached down and began stuffing bottle after bottle under her arms. So many that she quickly began to struggle, and felt one slip as she tried to close the door.

"Fu-"

A hand reached out and caught the bottle. Looking up from the bottle, along the arm, Maddie rested her eyes on possibly the most gorgeous man she had ever seen in her life. He was a bishōnen protagonist made manifest: beautiful pale complexion, beneath a head of wavy blonde hair that seemed to defy gravity, kinda waving in a breeze that didn't exist. His eyes were the deepest green and glittered with energy like he'd just stepped out of Makoto Shinkai's next masterpiece. Then he smiled...

... and Maddie felt weak at the knees. Oh that smile was just so pants-wetting GOOD! She was gonna gush between her legs any moment now, and if he kept smiling at her she just might jump him in this aisle. How had she been so fortunate as to encounter such a beautiful angel the first time she left the house in a year?

He probably had a great dick...

Jesus, girl! How was she THIS horny?!?

"Careful there," he said.

Maddie almost - and it was a miracle she didn't - came right there. He was FRENCH! Oh sweet merciful Jesus, her lord and saviour, who died for all of her many, many, many sins (mostly committed when she'd not been streaming and browsing AO3 for slash fics about her favourite K-Pop stars) he was French! That was like sexy compounded by sexy! Sexy exponential! Sexy squared!

(OK, so she might have a thing for French people. So what? Everyone had their weird cultural fetishes.)

"You OK?" He asked, seemingly bemused by the way she had frozen on the spot, staring up at him, like a deer in headlights. Holding up the 2 litre bottle of Diet Coke, he gave it a little wiggle. All the while giving her that wonderful smile that was just playing with her pussy like an expert.

What could he do with his tongue?

"I'm... yeah... good... yeah... totally good... really normal, thanks! For the save, I mean, like... you've got a great pair of hands... catching things! Things you caught, I mean! The bottle! Thank you so much!" Taking the bottle out of his hands, she stuffed it under her arm along with the other. With two bottles under each arm, she must look like she had an addiction or something... "Ah... Maddie! Maddie! That's my name, hi!"

If he was weirded out by her verbal deluge of barely incoherent speech, then he didn't show it: "Gabriel," he said, holding out a hand. When she looked at it in confusion, then at the bottles under her arms, before trying to shift posture without dropping them all, he reached down and took her left hand, shaking it with such tenderness it sent shivers of excitement through her. "A pleasure to meet you. Thirsty, I see?"

Insanely, apparently: her pussy was doing all the barrel rolls that Peppy Hare wanted.

"Hah... yeah... I like coke..." Maddie said, then spluttered "Diet Coke, I mean! The drink! Not the drug! I don't like drugs! Except good drugs. Like paracetamol. That's a good drug." Oh sweet merciful Jesus, she was babbling like a moron. Was there such a thing as anti-rizz? Because she had it in spades. "I mean... oh, I am so sorry... I don't get out much."

"I couldn't tell," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly.

Maddie sighed. He was so dreamy. It really wasn't fair that someone could be so damn pretty, and a guy like this couldn't be as nerdy as she was. That would be completely unrealistic. Nothing worked like that in real life. It wasn't like he was going to say anything like:

"Cool JoJo hoodie," he said, with a gesture at the purple hoodie she wore. Only a small design above her left tit gave any indication as to it being a licenced piece of merchandise. He must really know his stuff!

"Oh my God, thank you!" Maddie gushed. Could he be? A geek like her? "Do you watch the anime?"

"And read the manga," Gabriel said. "Favourite character?"

"Jotaro Kuja."

"That's cool," Gabriel said, "though I prefer Joseph. Is JoJo your favourite series?"

She shook her head. "No. Anime? Fooly-Cooly," she said. [Author's Note: FLCL]

"So good! I still have The Pillows on my daily tracklist," Gabriel said. "And manga?"

"Berserk," Maddie said, breathlessly. How was this conversation real?

Gabriel placed a hand over his heart. "It hurt me the day I heard of Miura-san's passing..." he said.

"Marry me!" Maddie squeaked.

For a horrible moment she was sure Gabriel had heard that, but when he asked her "what do you think of the point the manga ended?" She realised he hadn't, and breathed a sigh of relief. Jesus! What a klutz! She didn't deserve this insane karma! But she sure as hell wasn't going to let him go without a number!

"Hey, friend!" Came the voice of the corner shop owner from out of sight. "Are you going to pay for those bottles, or stand there chatting up the handsome boy?"

"Oh God..." Maddie muttered, giving Gabriel a weak smile as she hurried to the counter. "You better not cost me this chance!"

Dunking the bottles on the table, she quickly tapped her card on the reader and hurried out, ignoring the man's question about whether she wanted a receipt. With the four bottles still wedged under her arms, she turned around to find the aisles empty. Her heart sank. She'd lost her chance.

Fuck.

Just her luck.

Stepping outside, and feeling really rotten, Maddie almost dropped the bottles when she heard his voice right beside her. "Are you planning to drink all of that yourself?"

Spinning to look up at him, Maddie could feel her cheeks hurt with how painful her smile was. "No! I was gonna make it last... maybe until tomorrow? I dunno... I stream, by the way. You know what that is?" What kind of question was that? That was patronising as fuck! What the hell was she doing? Shooting herself in both feet?!? With Quad-Damage?!?

Gabriel continued to be unflappable. This man was unreal! "I do," he said, nodding. "I follow a few. What is your handle?"

Not for the first time Maddie was struck by intense embarrassment over the name she had chosen a few years ago in a fit of ill-advised bout of youthful edginess. She stumbled for a moment, tempted to lie. What would be the harm? He wouldn't know. But that wasn't her, was it? "Slut... Buni..." she eventually said.

He raised his eyebrows.

"I know... I know... it was stupid, but it stuck when I got a little popular," she said. "It's lame... right?"

Gabriel shrugged, still smiling. "I think it suits living in Eroshire," he said.

"You live here?"

"No, just visiting. Seeing the sights."

"Here?" Maddie blinked. Bear Bak was quite out of the way for a tourist.

"I wanted to see normal Eroshire," Gabriel said. "I didn't like how claustrophobic the city was getting. So I came here. Figured I'd check out what life is like in Eroshire for normal people."

His English was good. Better than hers. Which was par for the course for anyone from mainland Europe. Maddie wanted to spend more time talking to him, and he was so pretty to look at, so in a moment that she would look back and question 'what had possessed her' (especially considering what would happen later) Maddie asked "We could chat at my place. It's really fucking normal, and you can help me drink all this!" She hefted both arms a little to emphasise the four large bottles still tucked under each.

"Why not?" Gabriel said. That smile of his still wetting her pants like a monsoon. "I would love to see it, and that is far too much coke for one person. You'll be bouncing off the walls if you drank all that."

"It's DIET coke!" Maddie protested as she began to walk. How was this happening? She'd bumped into a cute boy at the corner shop, of all places, and invited him back to her place? This was like one of those hot stories her sister would tell her, of meeting hot guys in random places and having hot random sex.

There was no way this meet-cute would end like that. Maddie's life wasn't like her sister's. She was just a klutzy shut-in who'd lucked out with a prolific streaming career. She wasn't like the other Eroshire girls: all hot and tall and having great sex all over the place with the kind of slutty confidence that Maddie admired and drove sad lonely men who spent all their time in their mother's basements mad.

But even if they went home and just talked she would be happy: this guy was so dreamy that she could be just sitting next to him, listening to him talk about the French political system, and she would be happy.

Fortunately it seemed Gabriel wanted to talk about more interesting stuff: anime. They chatted about all kinds of shows on the short walk back to her house - he was carrying three bottles for her - and Maddie let him in and offered him a drink.

"This is a huge house," Gabriel said, peering through the doorways as he followed her into the kitchen. "I can't believe you can afford a place like this streaming."

"I don't own it," Maddie said, "this is my parent's."

"You live with your parents?" Gabriel said, eyes rising. "How old are you?"

Maddie looked embarrassed. "Twenty-four," she said. "But I don't really: they moved to the US ages ago with my sisters. I live here by myself." As soon as she spoke she realised that telling the nice strange man that she'd just invited into her home that she was all by herself was probably not a good idea, and maybe a set-up to a horror movie.

"Do you own the place?" Gabriel said, his bemused smile telling her wasn't interested in murdering her.

Or at least that's how Maddie chose to read it. "No," she said, looking embarrassed again. "I pay rent!"

"Very grown-up," Gabriel said, accepting a large glass of Diet Coke.

"Oh?" Maddie said, feeling a little catty. "And I suppose you have a huge place in France to yourself?"

"I do. In Paris."

Her eyebrows shot up.

"Which my father owns," Gabriel said as he sipped his drink. She laughed at the hypocrisy. "However, I do not pay rent."

"Oh, so you're just a freeloader?" Maddie laughed. "At least I pay my way!"

"That you do," Gabriel said. He moved forward.

They were both in the kitchen, and Maddie was leaning against the counter by the fridge, with Gabriel a metre or so away leaning against the kitchen island. Up until now he had made no move, and had seemed content to be chill in her company. Now he moved forward to place a hand on the counter beside her. Not a great deal taller than her, Maddie still found herself looking up into Gabriel's bright green eyes, so bright and filled with life that Maddie found herself captivated by them. Falling into those eyes like in so many terrible romantasy novels.

"It's very impressive to support yourself," he said. "Especially with a career in such a competitive area as streaming." He gave a shrug. "So many people never break out. Stuck in Twitch purgatory with two viewers and their cat. But you? You can afford to live here-" he gestured with the hand not resting on the counter beside her "-and that's impressive, Maddie."

"Thank you," she said, breathlessly. This close she was aware of his cologne. He smelled so nice! She had a small worry about this strange man standing so close to her, but the rest of her was so excited that she'd met a really hot guy on a random trip out to grab some snacks. How does that happen to someone?!?

"Is there anyone in your life?" He said. Eyes glittering with a cheeky knowledge that told her he already knew the answer to this question.

Maddie didn't see any reason denying it: "No," she said. "I'm currently... between boyfriends, ATM."

Gabriel looked at her quizzically. "I find that hard to believe," he said. "A beautiful girl like you without a man on her arm? Truly shameful. I applaud your choice to place your career before love. Or lust. Whatever takes your fancy, I suppose."

"Erm..."

"Oh no!" Gabriel said in exaggerated surprise. Suddenly he took both of her hands. The sudden contact of his skin against hers sent a shock of excitement through her: Maddie literally felt her heart skip a beat as he looked at her with those brilliant green eyes of his. "Tell me it isn't so! You have been unlucky in love?"

"Well... there was this guy at Comic-Con the other year..." Maddie began, unable to help a sly smile come to her heart-shaped face.

Settling against the counter beside her, Gabriel placed himself close to her, practically resting his body against hers. The warmth of his body spread through her, and Maddie felt her pussy ache in a way that she hadn't felt since that encounter with the hot cosplayer. "Do tell," he said, leaning forward a little, like they were whispering conspiratorially amongst company, but it was just the two of them.

Just the two of them! Maddie was so aware that there was no one else in this house. She had never taken a boy back her to fuck, unlike her sisters, but there was a definite non-zero (probably two percent) chance that they might have sex. Maddie was so excited to see where this was going, and the feeling of this hot guy standing next to her was making her feel so good about herself. She realised she was scheduled to stream later, but that was MUCH later... time enough for a little flirting, right?

"I was cosplaying a gender-swapped Inosuke from Demon Slayer," she said. "Boob tube and everything." She mimed something wrapped around her large tits, much to Gabriel's obvious amusement. She shared that: grinning madly. "I know. My tits looked even bigger squashed to me. It was my friend Gemma's idea. Took her a lot of persuading to get me to dress up with most of me on display, but the boar head was cool to build."

"I would love to have seen it," Gabriel said. Not in a lecherous way, but seemingly earnestly, which made Maddie blush harder than if he'd simply said 'I'm sad I didn't get to see your tits'. Maybe she would show him her tits later...

Down girl! You're just having a conversation!

Still: "Maybe I'll show you sometime," she said. Shocked to hear herself actually purr the words, like she was rolling out the red carpet for him to go down and munch on her carpet. "Anyway!" She quickly said, as his smile grew a little too sly for her anxiety to cope with, "I met another Inosuke cosplayer! He was so buff it was unreal! I mean his abs had abs! When he took off his own pig head he was so hot and gorgeous! You know Henry Cavill?" Gabriel nodded. "He looked like Henry Cavill, just a little less edgy around the jaw."

"He sounds quite handsome," Gabriel said, and despite her best efforts Maddie couldn't detect a hint of jealousy in the man's voice. Either he was so confident that he didn't feel threatened by other men, or this handsome fuck was down to fuck both sexes.

Maddie didn't know what was hotter.

"So yeah... one thing led to another and... we were having sex behind the cloakroom," she said. "I have no idea how we got there. I just got lost in his eyes, and let him lead me by the hand. Then I was down on my back and he was... I'm sorry... this is probably too much information."

"I am French, and you are an Eroshite," Gabriel said. "We have barely approached 'too much.'"

"Hmm... what if I told you we fucked in missionary, doggy, cowgirl, lotus, and wheelbarrow?"

"I would say the man has pelvic muscles for days," Gabriel said. "Wheelbarrow kills your lower back."

"Are you calling me fat?" Maddie said, giving him a bemused look.

"Not in the slightest," Gabriel said immediately, looking offended she had made the insinuation. "There is not enough of you, Maddie. You are a beautiful woman, and your curves are everything a man would be looking for in a lover! This is why I am so shocked that men are not lining up outside your door!"

"Well I don't go out much..." Maddie said.

"Lucky for me that you chose to do so today."

She lifted the Diet Coke bottle on the counter behind her. "I really wanted some coke."

"Again, lucky for me."

"Do you want to have sex with me?" Maddie said.

Wait. What?!?

Her eyebrows rose when she heard what she had said. How could she be so brazen? It was like that moment with the Inosuke cosplayer who looked like Henry Cavill. One moment she had been anxious to talk to someone so attractive, the next moment she was lying on her back getting royally pounded. It was like her pussy took control and shoved all her social anxieties aside in the name of getting some dick.

For a long moment it didn't look like Gabriel was going to reply. Long enough that Maddie grew so very terrified of what he might say to her. She was just about to blurt out 'I was joking!' when he said "I would very much like to have sex with you, Maddie."

Her heart did a back-flip. Her pussy did a double rocket-jump. This was happening! It was actually going to happen! This sort of shit didn't happen to Maddie: it happened to her cooler sisters, and other people in the county who were also far cooler than she was. Maddie thought the hot hook-up with that fit cosplayer the other year was a fluke, a once-in-a-lifetime aberration that would never happen to her again, yet here she was in her own kitchen with a random hot stranger who was totally down to fuck her.

Oh fuck yeah! Best random encounter ever!

Suddenly Gabriel picked her up by her wide hips and placed her on the counter. "First though," he said, a wide smile on his face. "I would like to taste you."

When she raised her eyebrows in confusion Gabriel answered by lowering himself to his knees. Then she realised what he meant, and spread her legs wide on the edge of the counter as he lifted her skirt up to give him better access. "Sorry for the knickers," she whispered.

He looked up at her from his knees. "I like Totoro," he said, as he began to pull down her official Studio Ghibli underwear. "I watched it when I was young." Pulling her underwear down her legs, Gabriel tossed it aside, before returning his attention to her. Maddie's heart was beating so fast now, as she watched him. A worry in her mind that this was all a dream, and she was going to wake up any moment now. Hot guys like Gabriel here didn't appear from nowhere wanting to fuck her, but Maddie's lizard brain had the controller in hand now, and it was eagerly waiting for the orgasm QTEs to come (cum?) Gabriel looked up at her with a wicked grin on his face. "I'm going to make you roar like Totoro."

"Is that supposed to be sexy?" Maddie wondered aloud, then gasped when his tongue met her pussy. His technique was so unlike the clumsy efforts of her last boyfriend, who went down on her like he was lapping up the dredges of his ramen. Gabriel, in contrast, was focused and methodical, moving his tongue up and down her vagina like he was at home down there, and maybe he was: someone this confident with himself had to have fucked quite a few women. What was Gabriel's body count?

Definitely more than Maddie's.

"Oh fuck... that's good," she muttered, her eyes closing as she felt him work her. One hand reached down to gently ruffle the hair on the back of his head, while her other hand went to palm her forehead, fingers in her own hair, and her legs twisted to place her heels on his shoulders. "Hmm... you've done this before..."

"Maybe..." Gabriel purred from between her legs.

"Do you often eat out random girls you just met?" Maddie said. She looked at him through eyes half open with pleasure, as Gabriel's tongue slashed her pussy. His work was stirring up some feelings inside her, as his hands explored her wide thighs.

"Only the really beautiful ones," Gabriel said between tonguing her pussy. His hands were exploring her bare thighs, as his tongue enthusiastically lapped at her cunt. Maddie began to moan in appreciation as he worked her pussy. This stranger was going down on her with way more skill and finesse than her boyfriend had (bless him!) and while dear Daniel had been a wonderful boyfriend - and she was glad to still have him in her life - sex had never been his strongest talent. His efforts at oral had always been clumsy, but the way this handsome stranger was working her pussy with his tongue was ethereal, and Maddie's eyes closed as she revelled in the sensations he was stirring up within her.

"Hmm... oh you're good..." she purred, one hand wrapping her pink hair about her fingers, while she also played with Gabriel's hair. His head was bobbing up and down as he vigorously drove his tongue deep into her, playing with the outside lips as he moved a hand from her pale thigh to play with her clit. "Oh! Oh yes! Please... oh God... oh like that... fuck yeah... oh... you do this often?"

"Frequently," Gabriel said, unable to help himself as he ate her out. He couldn't believe his luck! He had been growing desperate, having wandered around this part of Bear Bak for a good few hours, trying to find a house that could be SlutBuni's. He would have settled for MaxmnGoonage's place, if only to quiz the guy in real life on what he suspected. Gabriel had been ignoring his phone, which had been sounding Amélie's attempts to contact him without pause (he had switched it to silent about an hour ago).

He'd been about to give up when he decided - on a whim - to grab something to drink from a small shop on the corner of an intersection, and was blown away when - of all people! - SlutBuni herself had walked in barely a minute later. Somehow he'd missed her pink and purple form walking down the street, and he was thankful to whatever sordid god of serendipity that was looking out for him that he'd been unable to pick a drink from the meagre UK offerings presented to him.

It was meant to be, and Gabriel wasn't going to pass up this opportunity, even if a little voice at the back of his head told him this was fucking weird. He'd travelled across the Channel to find a random streamer, just so he could seduce and fuck her, because she'd blown up at a crass joke he'd made.

This was a pride thing now. Gabriel was going to blow this little minx's mind. She would be screaming in no time: screaming his name for all the street to hear, when he made her cum again and again, with both his tongue, fingers, and cock. He was looking forward to getting his dick inside her, but first Gabriel knew he had to make her sing. Plus he really wanted to know how this gorgeous little streamer tasted.

Not too bad, as it turned out. For someone who probably didn't get out much she took care of herself; he had gone down on some rank pussy before, but Maddie (was that short for Madeline? That would be quite beautiful if it was) tasted good. Her pussy wasn't shaved, but she didn't have a great deal of pubic hair, and Gabriel enjoyed the feeling of it ticking his lips and nose as he worked his tongue deep into her.

Plus there was the smell. Ah... such a wonderful fragrance. Gabriel drank deeply as he slathered the lips of her pussy with his tongue, while his thumb worked her clit like he was playing Street Fighter on an old arcade machine, like the ones his dad had in that huge mansion of his in sunny southern France.

"Ohh... oh yes... God, yes... fuck... oh you're gonna make me cum... I don't even know you and you're on your knees eating me out... fuck... how does this happen?" Maddie moaned. Tightly gripping her own hair as she felt her orgasm build inside her. "I don't know you... oh but you're so good... oh fuck... if you're this good with your tongue... how are you gonna feel when we fuck... oh God... oh I can't wait... I want your dick inside me... give me that cock of yours..."

Gabriel couldn't hold back his smug grin as he worked her frantically with his tongue. She was becoming a proper slut already, and he'd only been giving her oral for fifteen minutes or so by now. He could feel by how tightly she was gripping the back of his head that her orgasm was approaching, and he pulled back, as he pulled her off the counter. Maddie looked at him in confusion, but then he disappeared under her skirt, and she gripped his head through the fabric as his renewed efforts kick-started her growing orgasm.

"OH YES! FUCK! YES! GOD! GABRIEL! EAT MY PUSSY!" She moaned loudly, uncaring if anyone else on the street might hear her through the walls of the house. "GOD, YES! FUCKING EAT ME! OH GOD! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! I DON'T KNOW YOU! OH MY GOD! YES! OH GOD YES! FUCK! YES! YES! YES!"

As her orgasm blossomed, Maddie gripped Gabriel's head and began to buck her hips against his face. An explosion of pleasure erupted through her, and she face-fucked this complete stranger as she was taken by her orgasm.

"FUCK YES! YES! I NEED THIS! FUCK MY CUNT WITH YOUR FRENCH TONGUE! YES! YES! YES!"

Collapsing against the counter, Maddie felt her heart threaten to explode through her chest, and she held onto the surface with both hands, freeing Gabriel from her vice-like grip. He shot backwards, collapsing against the island, and regarded her with amazement.

"No one has fucked my face like that!" Gabriel gasped. He wiped her fluids from his lips, pausing to lick his thumb, which had been vigorously attacking her clit, as he regarded her with a new intensity. This girl was a freak! Gabriel loved sexually reserved women, for they were always the biggest sexual deviants when giving the chance to reveal themselves to a sexually confident man. He wondered what desires this girl had buried beneath her shy and dorky exterior.

"Want to see how I fuck your cock?" Maddie said, shocking herself with her brazenness.

Gabriel smirked. Oh yes: definitely a sexual freak.

"Oh shit... I mean..." Maddie said, partially covering her mouth with a hand. "I'm not normally like this, I swear!"

Having stood up while she apologised, Gabriel took a step towards her and took her hand away from her face, holding it in both of his hands. "There is no need to say such things," he said, gently leading her from the kitchen counter. "A beautiful woman should never apologise for wanting to pleasure herself."

"Where are you taking me?" Maddie asked, a bemused smile on her face as she followed Gabriel.

"I saw a very nice couch in your front room," he told her. "It looks quite comfortable."

"It is," Maddie said, although she hadn't sat in it for a year now. It probably needed dusting. A part of her smiled at the thought of what was about to happen on top of it, and the clouds of dust that would be made by the action. The rest of her was embarrassed by the thought, while a smaller part wondered why this was happening: who was this man, and why did he want to have sex with her?

That small part of her brain was being drowned out by the rest, which was currently celebrating with wine at finally, after a long dry spell, getting some action. Oh yeah: she was going to get some DICK!

Maddie wondered how big Gabriel was. That hot cosplayer had been HUGE - easily nine or so inches in length, and quite generous with girth as well! - and from what her sisters described while they had been in Eroshire the other guys in this county were HUNG. Not Daniel, however, who was a modest six inches, but that had never bothered Maddie when they had sex.

Gabriel led her into the living room, which Maddie realised she hadn't actually set foot in for a good few months now. How was it possible to live in this house and leave whole rooms completely untouched for so long? She wondered if she had a problem, but the fact that a handsome Frenchman was leading her to the sofa for the purpose of having hot sex with her drowned out any attempt of self-reflection. Maddie heard only the voice of her pussy right now, and it was telling her it wanted dick.

"Do we get naked now, or do you want to keep your clothes on?" Maddie said, smiling sweetly. While she did want to see this man's gorgeous body, she was feeling a little self-conscious about her own. She didn't think herself fat (she wasn't that deluded), but she did have a little body dysphoria going on, and right now with this gorgeous man standing in front of her, her hand in his, looking at her expectantly, Maddie felt so uncomfortable in her own body.

Perhaps he saw it: "What would make you most comfortable?"

Oh good, a chance for some kinky sex in her purple JoJo hoodie. "Clothes on?" She asked.

"Lie down," Gabriel said. Not forcefully: his voice was gentle, guiding her to the sofa, where she lay back and drew up her skirt. It was honestly kind of sweet, and not at all as raunchy as Maddie expected sudden and spontaneous sex with a stranger she met at the corner shop would be. Not like the hot and lusty fuck at the convention with that hung cosplayer. It was a meeting point between that sexual encounter, and the lovemaking that she enjoyed with Daniel, before they broke up because he wanted to stay on campus, and she didn't want to do the long-distance relationship.

Long distance? He wasn't even half-way across the county! It wasn't that far down the road to campus!

She was just looking for an excuse, wasn't she?

Kneeling on the sofa, Gabriel reached into a pocket and pulled out a strange square plastic packet. It took Maddie a moment before she realised what it was. "You don't need to use that," she said.

"You're on the pill?" Gabriel asked, genuinely surprised. He figured this girl hadn't gone out of the house in ages. Why would she be on birth control? Had he figured her wrong, and she was fucking dudes when she wasn't streaming.

"Yeah... but... not for what you're thinking," Maddie said, suddenly embarrassed. How much should she tell this complete stranger? "It's a medical thing... but I'm on birth control, so you don't need to use that if you... if you don't want to..."

What man would turn down the opportunity to fuck bareback? Gabriel needed no further thought before he pocketed the condom, and pulled down the zip on his jeans. Fishing out his raging hard on, Gabriel saw her eyebrows rise, and he took a moment of pride before climbing over her.

Fortunately Gabriel wasn't a mind-reader, otherwise he might have been hurt that Maddie's first thought at seeing his dick was how smaller it was than she expected. It was definitely shorter than that cosplayer's massive cock, by two inches or so, she reckoned. But, on closer inspection, as Gabriel positioned himself to fuck her missionary style, Gabriel's dick had some considerable girth going for it. Seriously. He might have the thickest cock she had ever seen. Her disappointment at his seven inches (OK, seven and a half, maybe) was rapidly overtaken by her lust at the thought of being pushed wide by that thickness.

"Be gentle," she whispered, as Gabriel positioned himself.

"Of course," he replied, before he gripped his cock and directed it towards her.

Maddie moaned softly when she felt his naked cock head, revealed when Gabriel pulled back his foreskin as he lowered himself, touch the lips of her vagina. It was so warm! The feel of it sent a shiver of erotic heat through her body, which was rapidly followed by greater pleasure when she felt her pussy pushed apart by Gabriel's cock. He pushed himself inside her with great care, obviously not wanting to hurt her. His thick cock head would be the most difficult part, and Maddie moaned as she felt her vagina widen, and widen...

"Oh God..." she moaned. "You're so thick!"

"Tell me if this hurts," Gabriel said. He didn't want to hurt her. He wanted to pleasure her. He couldn't believe he was having sex with SlutBuni without protection, and he thanked whatever gods were above this was happening. Without a condom it would be more difficult to hold back from cuming, but Gabriel would show this hot little minx how long he could fuck. He was going to go for a record today with this woman!

If only either of them knew...

"It doesn't," Maddie said. "It's OK... honest!"

Truth be told she was lying a little: while not painful Gabriel's girth was certainly not something she had experienced before; even that hot cosplayer she fucked at the convention, with his nine-and-a-half inches of cock meat, hadn't been quite this wide, and her pussy was having some difficulty opening up enough to engulf Gabriel. Yet the handsome French stranger was anything but impatient, and his smile didn't falter as he slowly pushed.

"Hmm..." Maddie moaned softly as she felt her pussy widen even further. Gabriel's cock head was all hot and wet with fluids - probably from how turned on he had been giving her head - and there wasn't any sort of friction that offered resistance, just the difficulty getting her to open up wide enough. Still, he slowly and methodically pushed and pulled, slowly opening her wider and wider with gentle movements of his hips.

"You haven't taken anyone this thick?" He asked, trying not to smile too smugly.

Maddie noticed: "never," she said, breathlessly. "Although I haven't had sex in a while... so maybe I'm a little out of practice."

"It's like riding a bicycle," Gabriel said.

"I don't know how to ride a bicycle."

He paused his efforts - his cock head just over an inch deep - and stared at her in surprise. "Truly?"

Maddie nodded. She felt more embarrassed about not knowing how to ride a bicycle than the fact she'd not had sex in so long in the infamously sex-soaked county that was Eroshire. However, not going outside would do that to a person, and Gabriel seemed to be more surprised by her lack of experience with vehicles with two wheels, so she took some satisfaction with that.

"We will need to address that!" Gabriel said. "After I make you scream, of course..."

"Hmm... considering I really don't know you, that might not be as sexy as you think it is."

"True," Gabriel said. His hips pushed his dick a little further in, before he pulled back. Her pussy began to accept more of him, and Gabriel was looking forward to going as deep as he could. "Let me rephrase... I will make you cum, Maddie. Your pleasure is more important to me. I am not interested in adding a notch above my bed-"

"Good, 'cause we're not on a bed," Maddie said, unable to help herself. She moaned again softly as he pushed himself deeper another inch. Two inches! She could feel her pussy stretched so wide! How was she taking a cock this thick? Maddie had read terrible erotica that described cocks as 'baseball bats' before, but this was the first time she had taken a dick where she felt that descriptor was more than apt. Gabriel was pushing a fucking baseball bat of a dick inside her, and with a little effort he was three inches deep now!

Four to go!

"Hmmm... you're so tight!" Gabriel said, as he pushed himself further inside her. She was so tight! This was going to test his stamina and dick control, but Gabriel was determined to show Maddie just how long he could fuck for, and really blow her mind. It was a pride thing, and Gabriel was going to enjoy making this gorgeous little minx scream his name in pleasure.

"That's 'cause you're so fucking THICK!" Maddie moaned. Four inches! Shit! The pressure against her guts was incredible, and Gabriel was still pushing himself further into her! His method of pushing, then a little pull, then pushing again, was loosening up her pussy, allowing it to accept his girth without causing her too much discomfort. If anything she was becoming quite accustomed to the presence of such a huge cock inside her. This was totally different to the feeling that she had fucking the cosplayer, who was deep inside her. Gabriel wouldn't go that deep, but he was still filling her in different ways.

"Is this good for you?" He asked, pushing again.

Five inches!

"Yes!" Maddie moaned. "This feels so good!" She risked a gentle rise of her hips - just to help him out - an act that immediately sent shivers of pleasure through her, as his cock slipped another inch inside her. He was so deep! Not the deepest any man had gone - the record was still held by that handsome stud she'd fucked at the convention - but Gabriel was splitting her wide open. Maddie had no interest in having kids - she wanted to spend her money on cool shit for herself (and call her selfish if you want) - but if she ever did push any out of her pussy, she didn't think her vagina would be any wider than it was now. Holy shit!

How could a cock be so WIDE?!?

Meanwhile, to flip to the man's perspective here, Gabriel was wondering how the fuck a pussy could feel as tight as Maddie's, and how the hell wasn't she crushing his cock like a meat vice. He had fucked a lot of tight cunts (both literal and figurative, for after all he did live in France) but this little minx was making all of those gorgeous women loose American sluts by comparison. He was beginning to second-guess his own stamina: how would he be able to resist blowing his load in her early?

Never had Gabriel reconsidered his own sexual prowess, and he buried those thoughts quickly lest they manifest into doubt. He couldn't afford to doubt his own abilities. He needed to blow her mind. Make her worship his dick. Only when she was screaming his name in bliss would he reveal to her who he was.

Gabriel couldn't wait to see her reaction.

But he had to get there first, which meant lasting long enough to BLOW. HER. MIND!

"OH GOD!" Maddie gasped, as he slipped himself into her one final inch further. She felt his warm cock head press against her cervix. "Oh... ohhhh... you're inside me... all the way.... Oh fuck... you're so fucking THICK! You're fucking SPREADING me open, Gabriel!"

Her words brought a smile to his face, which helped mask his astonishment. Yet he couldn't help but tell her: "no one has ever taken me balls-deep before, Maddie!"

"Really? Never?"

Gabriel shook his head. Not even Amélie, and she was the most sexually compatible woman that Gabriel had slept with. Too compatible, perhaps, and they had both agreed it would be best to be just friends, but this little minx had taken him deeper than Amélie could! How deep was Maddie's pussy?

(Well obviously it was seven inches deep, without tenting, but maths has no place during sex.)

Maddie smiled, very proud of herself. "How does it feel to be all the way inside a woman?"

It felt very strange, if Gabriel was honest with himself: her pussy had swallowed his entire cock, and he felt her warm lips against his balls (heavy, as always, with plenty of cum for a woman), which rested along the insides of her bare thighs. All that warm flesh touching his was sending shivers of excitement through his groin, and once again Gabriel wondered if he would be able to last as long as he wanted to.

However: "how the fuck are you this deep?"

She shrugged. "You're not the deepest anyone has ever gone, you know."

He blinked. "But I can feel your cervix! I can feel it with the tip of my dick!" He gave a few little thrusts to emphasis: his spongy cock head tapping at her cervix, sending shivers through the both of them. "How can anyone go DEEPER?!? Do you have an elastic vagina?" He laughed.

She shrugged again. "I dunno. It's just the way things go here," she said. "Every guy I've had bottoms out inside me. The guy I lost my virginity to. My boyfriend. My con fuck. Now you."

"Only four?" Gabriel said, eyebrows high. Although he wasn't sure what surprised him more: the bizarre biology of this Eroshire woman, or her low body count. "Maddie... we need to improve those numbers!"

"They're rookie numbers?" She answered back, grinning.

"Definitely," Gabriel said. "But first... you are mine... and I did promise you pleasure, didn't I?"

"I'm waiting to have my mind blown by a mysterious French stud," Maddie said. She wasn't sure where all this confidence and bravado was coming from, but she was grateful for the sass. It helped take the edge off the low background hum of anxiety that threatened to spoil this moment. After all, she was still in total disbelief that a random chance meeting at a corner shop when she just wanted to indulge herself on a love of Diet Coke had turned into a hot afternoon fuck with a complete stranger.

And he WAS a complete stranger! Just because he looked like Timothée Chalamet's younger, blonder brother didn't excuse the fact that she knew virtually nothing about this man: who he was, where he came from (aside, of course, from France), or even whether - God forbid! - he was clean. Maddie knew that sexually transmitted diseases were completely non-existent in Eroshire, thanks to the mythical protection of their hidden elder god of sex (and wherever they were, Maddie was thanking them right now for this insane encounter), but Gabriel was a tourist. A tourist who apparently knew how to fuck. Who knew what nasty diseases he had in his body?

"Before we... erm... fuck..." Maddie said, suddenly anxious. "When was your last-"

"Last Thursday," Gabriel said. "And I have only made love to one woman since then, and she is clean. We don't fuck around, in France." He paused, then made a face. "Well... we do... but we treat it seriously. Not like... I dunno... Americans?"

"Oh they're terrible!" Maddie said. "My sisters are in the States, right now, and they're always saying how American guys are terrible in bed! They don't give head!"

Gabriel made another face: one of shock and disgust. "How? Eating pussy is a beautiful way of showing respect to a woman!"

"Thank you! That's what my sisters say!" She looked down at where their organs were connected, and a sly smile crept over a face that was normally (when the camera wasn't recording) composed of anxiety. "Do you want to have sex... or are we just gonna lie here and soak like two Mormon teens?"

In answer Gabriel gave her a confident smile, and he began to move his hips. The moment he withdrew, and Maddie felt his cock slide against her insides, she gasped; she could feel everything about him! Every vein, every irregularity in the surface of his cock, the way his foreskin had folded back beneath the head of his cock, the warmth of his skin against the sensitive innards of her vagina, the way the plentiful fluids the two of them had built together sloshed between their organs as he moved his thick cock out of her, almost, until only his wide head was still buried beyond the lips of her pussy.

"Hmm... oh... oh, that's good..." Maddie moaned softly. It had been so long! She had been on a break for a while before she met that hot cosplayer - having broken up, amicably, with Daniel several months before the convention - and it had been over a year since then. Sure she'd masturbated with dildos and vibrators, but Maddie had not felt an unprotected cock inside her (and she'd only fucked unprotected) for so many months! She'd almost forgotten what it felt like to have another body buried inside her.

Gabriel didn't fuck her as hard and fast as that cosplayer had, which had catapulted Maddie to heights no previous sexual partner had sent her; instead he was making love to her in a way that Daniel used to, and Maddie found it quite sweet. Here was this complete stranger she'd invited back to her home, and he was treating her with the respect he thought she deserved, and Maddie enjoyed taking a moment to focus all of her attention on how Gabriel felt moving his cock in and out of her.

"Oh... you ARE thick..." she purred. "I think there's more of you inside me than me... and I've fucked... ah yes... bigger dicks... dick... just one dick... you're bigger than my old boyfriend... and the guy I lost my card with... my v-card... I mean... oh yeah... that's good... you feel real good moving inside me... do you fuck all the girls like this?"

"You're very talkative during sex," Gabriel said, smiling.

"Am I? I guess I never thought about it... but everyone's like this here," Maddie said. "That hot cosplayer I said I fucked? He was all like 'I'm fucking you good and hard!' and I was like 'oh so good and hard!' and I was then like 'oh fuck me good and hard!' and he was like 'I'm totally gonna fuck you good and hard!' and we like that for an hour! My voice was hoarse when we finished!"

"As sore as your pussy, no doubt."

"Oh no: I was down to fuck another hour!" Maddie said.

Gabriel's eyebrows rose again. He kept moving his cock in and out of her, slowly and lovingly. He too was enjoying the feeling of his dick sliding against the insides of her pussy. The way all the fluids they produced together flowed around his thick shaft as it moved back and forth. Gabriel was loving the way Maddie was gripping his cock with her pussy, the way it sucked at his dick as he drew it back. The way she felt as all of his thick hard inches slid back balls-deep into her, and the fact he was going all the way still amazed him! He had never felt a pussy engulf his entire cock in the way Maddie was, and the moment he sheathed his inches in her a thrill shot through his body. Gabriel felt connected with her in a way he rarely had with any other woman. Only Amélie had given him the same feeling, and Gabriel felt a stab of guilt about ignoring her attempts to contact him.

He would call her later this afternoon after having sex with Maddie, just to apologise.

"We're just really verbal here, I guess," Maddie said, feeling that she needed to apologise for everyone in the county. "My friends always tell me they love having sex smut talk with their partners! So do all of my sisters... I can stop talking if you want!"

"No, please continue," Gabriel said, finding all of this quite bizarre, but strangely hot. Back home he had sex to the sounds of pleasure: moans, grunts, the occasional expletive, but never conversations. This was a weird take for him, but when in Eroshire... if they were all like this then sex had to be quite a noisy affair in this part of the UK. Not just moans, but porn-level dialogue! This was all like a badly-written erotic novel!

But why not enjoy himself while he was here?

"Do you like this?" He said, and found himself grinning smugly as he did so. His cock moved back and forth inside her beautifully tight vagina. "Do you like me fucking with with my big dick."

"Your WIDE dick!" Maddie said, grinning. "So wide... so good... you're splitting me so wide... wider than any guy I've fucked-"

"Out of your long list-"

"Hey! Don't take the piss when I'm complimenting you!" Maddie said, though she couldn't help but grin as she did: she couldn't be mad at this guy when he was pumping his cock in and out of her like they were lovers who had known each other for months, rather than the complete strangers that they were. "I'll have you know that the guy I fucked at the convention the other year had a bigger dick than you."

"In length or girth?" Gabriel said, then gave her a look. "Careful with your reply: you just said I'm wider than any guy you've fucked before."

"Fine! Length! He was like... I dunno... ten inches?"

[Author's note: nine and a half, which I believe I said multiple times in 'That Old Comeback']

"And you took him all the way?" Gabriel asked, recalling her previous comment. He was sceptical, but it didn't seem like Maddie was bullshitting him. Plus women generally didn't bullshit about stuff like that: it was more fun to remind guys that their obsession with dick sizes only increased the wasted real estate, for the vagina could only accommodate so much cock.

Apparently not: "Oh yeah..." Maddie purred. "All the way... I felt his balls on my arse... just like yours..."

"That cannot work," Gabriel said. Throughout this exchange he was pumping his dick nice and slow and sensual, revelling in the feeling of her insides rubbing against his sensitive cock. "Where do your insides go if a ten inch cock is inside you? That's-" he looked down and scanned her torso, covered by the hoodie she did not want to take off "-past your belly button!"

"I know..." Maddie said, smirking. "It felt so good... but yeah I have no idea how it works..."

"You Eroshites have bizarre anatomies!"

"Says the guy who eats snails."

"I don't like snails," Gabriel said. At her expression he added "I know, I feel like I am less of a Frenchman for admitting it, but I don't like eating anything without a skeleton. Or had a skeleton."

"Squid?"

Gabriel made a face.

"Oh my God! Me too!" Maddie said. "My chat always takes the piss when I mention it! They link me that scene in 'Oldboy' where he eats the live octopus! It's SO disgusting!"

Gabriel made another face, which caused Maddie to burst into laughter.

She had not expected this spontaneous act of sex with a rando to be so comfortable, and a part of her was still wondering if he was going to drug her and cart her off to his basement somewhere, but the rest of her was lying back on the sofa enjoying a massive cock slide in and out of her like Gabriel and she had fucked for months, and were not experiencing each other's bodies for the first time. It was setting her at ease, and any trace of the anxieties that she felt earlier had almost gone.

It gave her the confidence to say: "are you planning to make love to me, Gabriel?" When he raised one of his eyebrows, Maddied added "because I thought we were going to FUCK!" She bit her lip as she spoke the last word, adding such erotic power to it that she felt his cock twitch in reply. Oh, that had turned him on!

"You want me to fuck you, Maddie?" Gabriel said, slowly increasing the tempo of his thrusts. "You want me to fuck you on this couch? You want me to drive my cock into you hard?"

"Hmm... yes! Yes! Fuck me! Harder, Gabriel! Fuck me into this sofa! Make me cum all over your big hard cock! Make me your slut!"

His slut? That idea was fucking hot, and Gabriel felt proud of himself for sensing a freak waiting to come out of this shy little woman. "You want me to make you my slut? You want me to make you worship my dick?" Gabriel said, and grinned when Maddie nodded vigorously. "Well... mon beau nerd, your wish is my command!"

Without warning he pulled his hips back, almost pulling his thick cock out of her entirely, then slammed it deep into her. He stifled a gasp as he felt the sensitive tip of his dick impact against her cervix; the shock vibrating through his lower body.

Maddie screamed: "OH MY GOOOOODDDDD!!!!"

"I'm so sorry! Are you OK?!?" Gabriel gasped, shocked at his behaviour.

Then she looked at him with eyes burning with lust. "FUCK YES! THAT's what I'm talking about! I want you to FUCK me, Gabriel! POUND MY PUSSY LIKE A ZELDA BOSS!"

"Jesus... that didn't hurt you?" Gabriel said, shocked. "Most women don't like it when I hit their cervix!"

"I'm not 'most women'!" Maddie said. Her libido was diminishing her anxiety. She was horny as fuck for his cock, and that sudden move was a taster of how hard he could fuck her. She wanted to experience such a pounding that the sofa they were lying on would be reduced to smoke and dust, like random furniture in the path of a Dark Souls character. "This is Eroshire, bitch! We fuck here! We don't make love like you silly lot on the continent!"

With one raised eyebrow, Gabriel looked down on Maddie like a French noble of old (before guillotines were invented) as he withdrew his hips once more. Maddie gripped his wrists and looked up at him with a feral hunger that made his cock harder than diamond. Sexual. Freak.

Gabriel slammed his cock into her. His body shook with the impact as his cock rammed into her cervix.

"YEEEESSSS!!!" Maddie moaned.

Her loud cries of pleasure spurred Gabriel: he began to ram his cock into her again and again, eager to see how hard he could fuck this horny little slut. The sofa began to bounce with the force of their fucking. Their bodies bouncing up and down on the cushions as Gabriel's hips brought his dick down into her hard and fast. He hadn't fucked like this for ages! Not since a drug-fuelled romp in the toilets of a seedy club in Paris. Together Gabriel and the hot blonde he had seduced had left dents in the cubicle walls, and they had made a quick exit before security could apprehend either of them. They hadn't fucked long, though: barely ten minutes. A travesty for Gabriel, but he couldn't hold back when fucking so hard.

So it was weird when Gabriel realised he had been fucking Maddie for just as long, just as hard, and his dick was barely registering an orgasm. If anything his hips were fucking killing him, and Gabriel slowed it down just so he would do himself an injury. Not too much though: he shifted his posture, bringing his legs around and beneath Maddie's thighs, so he could hold her hips and buck his cock up into her with his legs and thighs, rather than his hips, just to give his muscles a break. His cock was sliding in and out of her so fast Gabriel was shocked he hadn't cum yet: even his incredible stamina needed to set a pace first, and this was way harder than he normally had sex.

Yet Maddie was WILD for it: she was squirming beneath him, moaning and gasping as she felt his cock plunge deep into her again and again. Its girth spreading her wide; wider than any guy before, hitting her cervix like a battering ram. All the horniness that had been building up inside her since that first orgasm on the kitchen counter was building up something big inside her, and Gabriel's pistoning dick was stirring it to completion. She was going to cum again, she knew! This time, though, it would be unlike anything she had experienced before.

"Fuck! You like taking it like this?!?" Gabriel gasped, as he continued to ram his dick into her. "You like it when I fuck you like a slut?"

"YES!" Maddie moaned. "Oh I fucking LOVE it! I love your cock! It's so thick! You're stretching me wide! Keep fucking me, Gabriel! Fuck me like a slut and make me cum all over your big, thick, hard COCK!"

"God, I knew you were a freak!" Gabriel said. His hips kept pumping his dick into her. He was surprised that his dick wasn't signalling an approaching orgasm yet, and he gave thanks to his stamina that he could keep fucking her so hard. It was a pain for the muscles, sure, but the pleasure his cock was giving him as it plunged deep into her over and over was unlike anything Gabriel had experienced before.

He was intoxicated by it. He needed to keep fucking her. Feel her pussy crush his cock again and again, as he entered her repeatedly. This was more than sex, this was good old-fashioned carnal fucking. Of the type that made unwanted babies, regrets, trips to the clinic for a sexual health checkup, and secretive posts on Internet forums boasting about how nasty the sex got. Leaning back, Gabriel closed his eyes as he felt his cock slide back and forth inside her. Like a warm tight bands gripping his dick, squeezing it until all the cum in his balls erupted from the end of his dick, but Gabriel wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of an orgasm (his) just yet. Gabriel was going to make this stunner cum, and cum harder than any of the guys she had fucked thus hard had managed. It wasn't just a pride thing: he wanted to hear Maddie scream out in pleasure. Let the whole neighbourhood know how good he was giving it to her.

"YES! God! Maybe I am! Maybe I'm a FREAK! Maybe that's why I stay indoors, because otherwise really hot sex like this happens! Maybe it's my curse! To love HOT SEX but never get it!"

"You're getting some now!" Gabriel said, loving this girl's verbal gushing. At first he had found it odd, as most women he had previously had sex with preferred to keep things just to moans and screams (of the 'oh GOD!' type), but with Maddie they were having a full-blown conversation, and while it felt like he was in a badly-written porno, Gabriel was getting into the groove of giving her some spicy smut talk.

Well... he was getting practice in, at any rate (and so was Maddie, bless her. Neither could be said to be on the same level as other denizens of Eroshire, who had vastly larger body counts.)

"Hell yeah! I'm getting some now!" Maddie moaned. She looked up at him with a smirk. "Getting some DICK! Some prime DICK! Some grade-A garlic-flavoured DICK!"

Gabriel looked down at her with bemusement. "Leaving aside how tasteless that was, how do you know if my dick is garlic flavoured?"

"Maybe after this I can suck you off and find out?" Maddie said. Shocking herself again with how brazen she was being. Holy shit! Get a dick in her and somehow all of her anxieties simply filtered out of the door! It was like the ultimate remedy for insecurity; having someone be so into you as to want to stick their own body into you, all with the intent of giving you pleasure. She had rarely felt so self-assured before: Maddie was loving being beneath this handsome stranger as he plowed her into the cushions.

"Maybe you can," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly. The idea of having a post-sex blowjob from this girl was making him hard as diamonds; he only hoped he would be able to get it up again after he finally filled all of her womb with his cum. Gabriel knew his own limits, and while his stamina was incredible his recovery... It wasn't the best. Fastest he'd ever managed to get hard again after ejaculating was about a half-hour. He very much doubted he'd be able to get it up again after filling this little minx with his seed. Not for a while, at least.

"Hmm... I could lick myself off of you..." Maddie purred. Then her eyes shot open. "Oh God... that was so gross! Forget I said that! Pretend I said something sexy and cool!"

"I think you're saying some pretty sexy and cool things," Gabriel said. His hips were beginning to get sore with this pace, and he wondered how to change his posture to give his hips a break. Maybe roll over to let her have some time on top? Being ridden into the sofa by this hot woman would be a sight, but Gabriel did want her first orgasm to be entirely at his hands. He wanted to be the one in charge of this fuck. Loathe to shift from some cousin of the classic missionary position, Gabriel continued to push his hips forward, as he fucked her closer to that orgasm they were both seeking.

"I don't... oh... say sexy... hmm... things..." Maddie moaned. She reached back to grip the arm of the sofa as her body shook back and forth with Gabriel's rhythmic thrusting. With purchase against the furniture it became easier to steady the motion of her body, and to try and hold fast against Gabriel's motions; the guy continued to kneel in front of her, moving his hips forward and back as he plunged his cock into her. Deep into her. Not as deep as that hot cosplayer, sure, but deeper than her old boyfriend, Daniel, had gone, and deep enough for Maddie to feel like he was filling her more than her own organs were!

Seriously: where were her organs going? It wasn't like Gabriel was truly guts-rearranging huge, but there was definitely a large shaft of cock entering her repeatedly, and from the way it bulged her stomach up like the passing of Shai-Hulud made Maddie recall Daniel's nerdy conversations about the way Eroshire really fucked with one's perception of reality. How much of what she was feeling right now was truly real? Was it all an elaborate illusion created by some hidden, powerful entity older than the county itself? Or was it the product of a simulation designed to create incredible erotic experiences? Or was she simply a character in a poorly-written bit of smut by an author who had a hard-on for the biological nonsense commonly found in Japanese erotic animation?

Was she living in a real-life Hentai?

Despite how good it felt to be railed by Gabriel - his cock pounding her pussy in the classical sense - she couldn't stop her overactive imagination from pondering the experiences she was having right now, her old boyfriend's voice providing narration for her experience:

'The basics of psychoquantum theory is that reality is subjective. One's experience is only 'real' insofar as the receipt of audio, visual, and tactile information provided to the brain. Barring telepathy or neurolinked interfaces I cannot be any more aware of your perception of reality as you are of mine. What I see as red is perhaps not what you perceive. What I feel when we kiss is perhaps not what you feel. When we fuck-'

Did Daniel ever describe their lovemaking as 'fucking'? Maddie couldn't recall him ever saying that. It didn't describe the way they joined bodies anyway. They never fucked. They made love.

Now what Gabriel and she were currently doing?

This was fucking!

'What you perceive in this fuck may not be what he perceives...'

"Look at my stomach, Gabriel," Maddie suddenly ordered. "Tell me what you see..."

Frowning, Gabriel nonetheless did what she asked. His eyes watched the shadow of his cock slide under her skin. Pushing up that perfectly flat white plethora of flawless skin as it plunged up into her guts. "I see my cock filling you up," he said, his eyes widening as he watched her flesh move. "I can see it move every... everything... God... I'm so BIG inside you... how am I so BIG?"

It was weird: Maddie knew Gabriel was smaller than the cosplayer she had fucked the other year, but at this moment he felt bigger inside her than he had when they had first started fucking. She had no doubt it was all in her mind - 'reality is subjective' - but she also wondered that if Gabriel pulled out right now she'd see his dick had grown several inches. It was weird and disorientating, but the sensations pulsing from her cunt were doing a number on her cognitive faculties: Maddie came to the quick realisation that she didn't care about the mundane physical realities of sex in Eroshire. All she wanted was to feel great and cum hard on a big cock; a REALLY big cock, and right now Gabriel - while he might not have the length - certainly had the girth to satisfy her inner size queen.

"Oh fuck... ohh... oh God... Gabriel... you're so BIG... so BIG inside me... oh... ohhh yeah... you're filling it like a porn star! Oh... keep fucking me with your big cock... fill me like a Goddamn meat piston!" Maddie's voice was becoming laboured, as her breathing grew heavier. She was approaching an incredible cum, and she was eager to feel that explosion of pleasure. Bonus points if it overloaded her senses and caused all of her brain cells to blue screen of death, requiring a reboot of her mind. Maddie had only come that hard once before (of course it would be that hot cosplayer).

"A 'meat piston'?" Gabriel laughed, as he pistoned his meat back and forth inside her tight pussy. "That's quite the evocative descriptor! Although I feel slightly insulted that you would view my penis with such a cold, industrial view!"

Opening her eyes, she smiled slyly up at him as she held firmly onto the sofa, steadying herself against his aggressive thrusts, as their bodies rocked the furniture. "Oh I'm sorry... Did I hurt your feelings?" She purred seductively. "What I... uh... meant to say was... oh yeah... your cock is so... BIG and HARD... like an industrial ramming device... like you're trying to batter down the gate of a castle... hmmm... my castle... oh yeah... my tight pussy castle... and your cock is a battering ram... knock it down, Gabriel... knock down the door to my castle... lay siege to my pussy... conqueror my English castle with your mighty French cock..."

He couldn't help it: Gabriel laughed at her seductive talk. "Oh you are so wonderfully nerdy!" He said, as he looked down at her with a wide grin on his devilishly handsome face. "Yes! I will lay siege to your castle, Maddie! Are you ready for the might of France to piston your door down?"

"Yes! Fucking lay siege to it! Fuck me senseless!" Maddie exclaimed loudly. "Oh God! Your cock! It's so fucking THICK! You're spreading me wide! Oh God! You're going to split me open with your cock!"

"I certainly hope not!" Gabriel laughed. "I want to give you pleasure, not cause serious injury!"

"Then FUCK ME HARDER!" Maddie growled. Wrapping her legs around his waist, she held on tightly as he continued to plough her with hard and fast thrusts. She pulled him deeper into her with each time that he penetrated her. Gabriel gasped with the feeling of losing so much of his cock inside of her. The feeling of her body surrounding his member, consuming it entirely. It felt like she was trying to suck him into her: a succubus of legend, rather than the peculiar folk who frequented Parisian nightlife. Gabriel had fucked a few of them in the past, and none of those sex-hungry women compared to the feeling of Maddie's pussy sucking him in like she wanted to devour him vaginally.

Still, he did what the good girl wanted: Gabriel moved his hips faster, and used his grip on her waist to plunge his cock with a little more force than he had been doing up to this point. He felt the spongy tip of his wide cock meet her cervix, and was surprised by how good it felt to have the end of her pussy slap that sensitive point of his cock repeatedly: each time sending shivers of excitement coursing through him. Not enough to send him over the edge, but enough to make him moan with pleasure. Not as loud as her sounds of pleasure: Maddie's back was arched as she clawed the sofa, her nails digging into the fabric as her pussy sent shivers of pleasure up through her body. Not a climax - not yet - but more intense than any fuck she'd had so far, save perhaps that incredible romp with the hot cosplayer.

"Is this good for you?" Gabriel asked, grinning like a man who already knows the answer just from the way the woman was moving; Maddie was squirming beneath him as he ploughed her, showing him all he needed to know about how good he was giving it to her. "Does this feel good to you? Want me to fuck you harder?" He didn't know why he asked that: any harder and he'd probably be smashing through her cervix and setting up camp in her womb. That sounded decidedly painful.

"OH GOD, YES! FUCK ME HARDER! FUCK ME UNTIL I SEE STARS! FUCK ME UNTIL I ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE!"

"I think you're being sarcastic."

Maddie's head snapped forward and she grinned up at him. "Aw... don't spoil my fun!" She said, grinning like a maniac. "I'm loving this... really! I LOVE how your cock feels inside me! I love how you're making me feel with your big, thick, hard cock! Oh... oh, Gabriel... I love how you're fucking me... I love how good you are making me feel with your thick, hard cock-"

"You seem to be spending a lot of time and energy describing my cock," Gabriel said, ploughing his big, thick, hard, seven-and-a-half inch cock into her tight, moist, vibrant pussy. Despite his words he found her verbal ejaculations both amusing and complimentary. It may be the rantings of a madwoman, but Gabriel was excited to hear more of it. He was getting quite used to this more verbal kind of lusty fucking, and his cock was twitching in response to what she was saying as he continued to plunge it nice and deep into her. "Maybe you might want to think about putting some of that energy towards having a nice orgasm?"

"Hmm... you would like that, wouldn't you? For me to cum all over your cock?"

He would, actually. Gabriel had been giving it to her for a while now, and he was beginning to get just a little bit impatient for her to cum. From the way she was squirming he was sure she was approaching one hell of an orgasm, but Maddie was still too lucid for his liking: he wanted to see her eyes roll back into her head, for her mouth to open in a silent scream, and for him to see all comprehension leave her for however long her orgasm lasted, and he wanted it to last for an age!

It wasn't a pride thing, but Gabriel really wanted to blow her mind. He wanted to see her lose herself in the moment, if only because it would make his reveal even sweeter. He did promise to rock her world, after all, and Gabriel really wanted to see that emotional conflict play out on her face when she realised who had just made her see stars so vividly.

"Yeah..." he said, grinning. "I want you to cum all over my dick... let me see you cum, Maddie. You like it when I fuck you like this? Let me see it. Show me how hard you can cum all over my big, thick, hard, meaty dick."

"Added another... ah... descriptor there?"

"You started it."

"I guess... oh... I did... ah yes... yes... right there... Oh God! You're hitting places I never knew existed!"

Gabriel smiled in triumph, and he shifted his posture: leaning forward until he was lying atop of her. Her large tits were squashed between their bodies, and he began to thrust his hips harder in this 'mating press' of a position. Resting his arms beneath hers, this new position held their faces barely a few inches apart. This close he could see how vibrant her blue eyes were. "You have the prettiest eyes," he commented.

"How... ah... sweet of you... to say... oh... so..." Maddie gasped. This new position of his was fucking the everloving life out of her, and with him resting on top of her she couldn't squirm as much as she had been doing so far. He had pinned her to the sofa with his weight, and was now thoroughly fucking the shit out of her. "Oh... oh God... oh you're fucking me so good... oh... so good and hard... fuck... you're gonna make me cum... you're gonna make me cum all over your big, thick, hard, meaty, pussy-destroying, mighty, hard-"

"You said that already."

"-God-like, indestructible, insane, unwieldy, encumbrance-inducing-"

"You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here."

"-don't interrupt me when I'm... ah... complimenting your... amazing... huge... massive... gargantuan-"

"I like that word!"

"It's a good word... ah... isn't it?"

"While I love hearing you say good words in my third language-"

"Third?!?"

Gabriel smiled sweetly. "I speak German as well," he said. "It helped me learn English."

"Hmm... bitte, fühlst mich mit deinem riesigen Schwanz..."

"So ein dreckiges Mundwerk!"

"You love it!" Maddie smirked. "Although... ah... my German is a little... rusty..."

"It's fine if you want to get laid," Gabriel said. He angled his hips slightly as he thrusted, just to give her a different angle when he plunged himself deep into her. Her soft moans were telling him she appreciated the effort, and he continued to corkscrew his cock as he pumped his dick hard. How he wasn't on the edge of cuming himself Gabriel had no idea - this was way more aggressive than he usually fucked - but he was not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

[Author's note: I'm sure the French have a sexier idiom. Feel free to let me know in the comments.]

"But if you want to have a romantic date," he continued, taking a moment to really emphasis 'romantic' as he spoke to her, his cock thrusting shallow thrusts in time with each syllable, causing Maddie to giggle in appreciation, "I'm afraid you might need to switch to English. We speak it better anyway."

"Hmm... so embarrassing..." Maddie said, then her smile grew a little mischievous. "I bet you will scream some... hmm... well composed... words... when you cum inside... me... hmm... gonna show me up? Hmm... gonna make me look like... ah... the dumb English... slut... hmm?"

"Well..." Gabriel said, smiling back at her. Throughout this exchange her lips had been so close to his, an incredibly tempting act it would be to kiss her so passionately, but this was a fuck between strangers, and a kiss would make this perhaps too intimate for the occasion, so Gabriel resigned himself to see her kissable lips form words right in front of his own mouth, and instead enjoyed the feeling of his cock pistoning back and forth inside her tight pussy.

"So mean!" Maddie said, although it was part moan as well. His cock was stirring something up inside her; something big and incredible, and Maddie was eager to feel it. She wanted him to blow her mind, and catapult her consciousness to new stratospheres. Maybe even the moon. Fuck yeah, to the moon! "We can't help being... ah... a relic... of an old... silly... empire..."

"I feel I need to do my countrymen justice and spear a foul Englishwoman with my mighty weapon!"

She laughed, then moaned, then laughed again. "Oh... that's silly... but so... ah... so right... spear me! Ah! I want you to... ah... spear me with your... oh... ohh... thick spear! Your mighty... ah... thick... hard... virile-"

"Don't you start that again!"

"Penetrating spear!" Maddie moaned. She was so close now! His cock had been spearing her (hah!) hard and fast for ages. Her pussy was practically vibrating with anticipation. Just a little more and she would be in heaven (though hopefully just figuratively). Her legs were wrapped around his waist, pulling him deeper as he plunged his thick inches into her, while her hands gripped the back of the sofa's arm so tightly that it was a miracle she hadn't ripped the fabric away from the frame of the chair. Or maybe she had, and she'd just not heard it. Whatever: Maddie would inspect the damage later. For now she was focused on cuming. Gabriel had been cooking up a storm in her cunt, and she needed to feel it blow down her senses. Render any semblance of rational thought into a blur of sensation, like she'd had before behind the cloak room at Comic-Con the other year, with that hot cosplayer that looked like Henry Cavill's discount knock-off.

"Is this what you want?" Gabriel growled, thrusting his dick harder into her. "Want me to spear you? Do you want me to spear you into this sofa with my big, thick, hard cock?"

"Now you're... ah... getting it! More descriptors!"

"My rock hard, massive, behemoth of a dick?" Gabriel said, and he had to admit: it was fun making up a whole bunch of silly descriptors for his organ. "Want me to spear your tight, moist, warm pussy with this thick meat stick?"

"I like... ah... 'meat... lollipop'... personally..."

Gabriel blinked. "That sounds silly!"

"Want me to suck it?" She purred.

Oh, that was so hot. However Gabriel was a man on a mission: he was going to make this stunner cum. It wouldn't be too long now, judging by the way she was death-gripping his waist with her thick thighs, as he continued to pound his dick into her harder and harder. He was going to fuck her through the cushions, he was certain of it!

This was all wilder than his wildest fantasies, and Gabriel was happy he had made the irrational choice to train it over from the continent to seduce this hot little streamer, and in her own home, to boot! Right now he was ploughing the streamer he had been obsessed with on her own sofa in her own home, and she was right on the verge of having the most intense orgasm of her life. Seriously! How could life get any better?

Well... maybe if he knocked her up. They were having unprotected sex, after all.

That primal thought spurred him on, and his hips began to piston his dick into her with renewed vigour. Her moans and gasps were louder and faster by now: she had to be close! How long had they been having sex for? Gabriel wasn't going to pull out his phone and take a look while he was going at it, but he was also intrigued from a purely prideful stance. He took pride in his control, and right now, despite the aggressive pace of this fuck, he wasn't feeling any tingling in his balls that would alert him to an approaching orgasm.

Good. Gabriel was going to fuck this stunner for as long as he could. All afternoon, if possible (probably not). First though, he was going to make her cum. He wanted to hear her scream his name in pleasure, as she had the most intense orgasm of her life, and then...

... then he was going to tell her who he was. Just to see the look on her face.

It was going to be magical, and Gabriel was looking forward to it. The idea of her pleasure being wiped from her face by the horror of who she had just had mind-meltingly good sex with was making his cock so hard it was frightening: it might actually explode! The whole thing was turning him on so much, and this fuck was already so hot and lusty. His shirt was soaked in sweat, and he wanted to take it off, but he wasn't going to start stripping before she did. While that purple hoodie of hers was cool, he wanted to see her tits so badly. He wanted to feel them between his fingers. Place his cock between those gorgeous mounds and have her jack it off until he spewed his seed all over her face.

God... he couldn't wait to cover her face with seed, but he wanted to tell her who he was so badly. There would be no way she would let him continue to have sex with her afterwards. He would be forsaking seeing her face covered in his cum, for seeing her face contorted in hatred for him.

Ahh... such an exquisitely painful choice, but Gabriel's sadism won out (was that a stereotype? He wasn't too sure.) He was going to tell her after her first orgasm. This wasn't about his pleasure, after all. This was all about hers. Gabriel wanted to please her, tease her, and hear her sweet music. Then ruin it by revealing who he was.

So beautiful.

"You didn't... answer... my question..." Maddie moaned as she rocked back and forth beneath him.

Oh shit: he'd drifted off there into his fantasies. "Sorry," he said, smiling sweetly. "Got lost in your eyes."

"Don't... be... ah... so... sweet," Maddie said, trying to give him a look as she was fucked furiously under his slim body. "Especially... when you're... fucking me... ah... unprotected..."

"Hmm... we should keep this hot and sordid, yes?"

"Oh yes! Sordid! So... fucking... sordid..."

"It will be our little... arrangement..."

[Author's notes: In case you're wondering, yes I do cringe while writing. I encourage you to cringe with me!]

"Our wonderfully... Oh God! Sordid... Oh... ohhh... I think I'm gonna... I'm so close! Keep fucking me! Oh God! Oh my... my brother in Christ you're fucking me so GOOD! FUCK ME! FUCK ME AND MAKE ME CUM ALL OVER YOUR THICK FRENCH COCK! MAKE ME CUM OVER YOUR MEAT BAGUETTE!"

"I protest the description of my dick as a 'meat baguette'."

"HÖR AUF, SO EIN WEICHEI ZU SEIN UND FICK MICH WIE EIN MANN!"

"Really? A wimp?" Gabriel laughed as he ploughed her. "Besides, I believe my cock is man enough. Look at the way you're squirming beneath me. You're about to cum, aren't you? You're on the edge. You can feel it inside you. You're about to explode all over my 'meat baguette'. La petite mort, my dear. Bon, assez parlé. Laisse-moi t'entendre crier."

With that said, he jackhammered his cock into her as hard and as fast as he could. Gabriel knew he was not a particularly muscular man - and he was quite happy with his body - but right now he wished he had some more muscles, especially around his waist and hips, as within a few minutes his pace was giving him hell. Still, the pain of his screaming muscles was nothing compared to the pleasure of his cock as it slid in and out of her. Her pussy gripped his shaft tightly, squeezing it when he pushed deep into her, and sucking at his flesh as he withdrew from her depths. The pleasure spurred him on, even while all the muscles in his lower body were screaming at him to stop. It felt that good: he was willing to abuse himself to experience more of the feeling of fucking this gorgeous woman.

Maddie squirmed beneath him, pushing her hips up to meet his as hard as she could: her orgasm was so close now! The pleasure that had been building inside her since the moment Gabriel had first entered her was threatening to burst forth. It felt like the weight of water held back by a colossal dam; the kind so big that it would slow the Earth's rotation by a fraction of a microsecond. So much weight that the release of it all would destroy miles of countryside. Such a morbid image to compare her pleasure to, but it was the one way Maddie's brain could comprehend what was about to happen inside her. She was both frightened and incredibly aroused. She wanted it, but she was also terrified of it.

Yet she kept fucking him back. As Gabriel tried to nail her into the sofa she fucked him back with the fury of a woman who wanted the pleasure his cock was giving her, and wanted to experience the natural end of any moment of sex: that explosion of pleasure and mind-numbing euphoria that lesser people call a cum.

"YES! OH GOD, YES! I LOVE THIS COCK! FUCK ME WITH THIS COCK! OH GOD! HOW CAN A COCK SO SHORT FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD?!?"

"Seven inches isn't short!!" Gabriel protested, as his face dripped sweat onto her. He could sense that her orgasm was close. So close! His cock was jackhammering into her pussy like a pneumatic drill. He was in a state of kinetic frenzy, spurred by this desire to see the woman beneath him scream in pleasure.

"SO FUCKING SHORT!"

"IT'S SEVEN FUCKING INCHES!!!"

"THIS IS EROSHIRE! YOUR COCK IS SO SHORT IT'S A FUCKING MICRO-PENIS!!"

"YEAH?!? WELL THIS 'MICRO-PENIS' IS GOING TO MAKE YOU CUM!!!"

"YES! YES IT IS! FUCKING HELL! HOW CAN A COCK SO SHORT FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD?!? HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING THICK! YOU'RE SPREADING ME SO WIDE! YOU'RE FILLING ME UP SO MUCH! I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING COCK INSIDE ME!!"

"YOU JUST SAID-"

"I'M HORNY! STOP EXPECTING ME TO MAKE SENSE! I'M ABOUT TO CUM! THIS IS WHY I'M SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW! I'M GONNA CUM, GABRIEL! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CUM WITH THIS MICRO-COCK OF YOURS! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE A COCK SO SHORT FEEL SO GOOD! KEEP FUCKING ME WITH YOUR TINY COCK! FUCK! I'M GONNA CUM! I'M GONNA CUM!! I'M- OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-"

"Jesus! Finally!" Gabriel had enough time to gasp before he felt her pussy contract.

"-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maddie somehow managed to scream, her eyes burst wide as her orgasm hit. That dam broke. The Earth-slowing weight of water behind it exploded through with force enough to destroy small nations. There was no slowing this, no way to hold it back, and Maddie wouldn't do that for all the money in the world. So she arched her back - forcing her tits up into his chest so hard it literally blew all the air in his lungs out - and dropped her jaw and screamed. Screamed so loudly that her voice shook the windows. A rock concert would have caused less damage to his eardrums than the sound of her pleasure, as euphoria blew through the miles and miles of nerves in her body like the rushing waters of a broken dam.

Her pussy clamped down around Gabriel's cock with the force of a small neutron star: his eyes widened in shock as a pressure he didn't believe was possible by the human body crushed his cock, threatening to reduce it to a fine meat paste. His hands gripped the arm of the sofa, muscles straining, as he fought with all his might against her power: flexing his cock with such strength that the veins in his face bulged out of his skin, like that fucking meme.

"GODDDDD!!!!" He joined in. Her pussy threatened to crush his member.

Maddie continued to scream, her lungs somehow finding more and more air to release from her mouth as that pleasure smashed through her, destroying towns, roads, supermarkets, power stations: it was like a bored gamer after building the perfect city now unleashing every disaster just to see it all smashed down. A force of euphoria unlike anything she had ever experienced blasting through her leaving nothing but numb shock in its wake.

She had no idea how long the pleasure coursed through her. She was unaware of anything else but how it felt; how her euphoria had taken over every part of her body until it felt like she was just a living orgasm in perpetual bliss. She had become one with the orgasm, and the orgasm was one with her. Like the Force: it surrounded her, bound her, and made her feel like she could float an X-wing fighter with a green puppet on her back.

For a long moment Maddie was afraid to open her eyes, if only because she wasn't sure she would be able to see. What if she had cum so hard she was blind? What if she opened her eyes, and could see the matrix?

Actually: that was freaking awesome.

Fuck it: you only live once. Unless Buddhism and Miyazaki were right.

The light almost blinded her for real: it was so vibrant and powerful that Maddie blinked hard, until the colours no longer threatened to give her a migraine (which would suck after such an amazing orgasm). She slowly focused on the man above her, his beautiful skin layered in sweat, and his hair sticking to his skull. He was smiling. She was smiling.

That really was fucking amazing.

"I've never been fucked like that before," she purred.

Gabriel frowned, and held a hand to his ear.

"I said: I've never been fucked like that before," Maddie repeated, a little less sultry than the first time.

"What?!?" Gabriel said.

"I've never been fucked like that before!"

"I can't hear you: you screamed so loudly!"

"I SAID I'VE NEVER BEEN-" She blinked. "You're fucking with me, aren't you?"

He laughed, nodding.

Maddie slapped his arm. "Don't spoil the mood!" She said, although she was laughing as well. "Damn it! Don't be such a mean troll! You just fucked me to the best orgasm of my life, don't spoil it by being an ass!"

"Can't help it," he said. "Something about you just makes me want to tug on your pigtails."

"Hmm?" Maddie frowned. "What do you mean?"

"I can't help it: teasing you is just so much fun," Gabriel said. "Just seeing you react every time I post has been so amazing. The way you rise to the bait every single- FUCK!!!"

He yelled in surprise as she threw him off with more strength than he thought she would have after he'd fucked her to an inch of her life. His cock slid out of a pussy that was practically gushing with fluids, many large globs of vaginal and penis fluids (but not actual cum, for despite her pressure his cock had resisted) flying across the sofa, as he rolled over and fell onto the floor. His arse landed on the laminate wood floor with a hard thud, sending a shock of pain up his lower spine.

"Ouch!" Gabriel gasped, then watched in surprise as Maddie leaped off the sofa; leaping over him to land on her feet, running off in the direction of the stairs they had passed earlier when she had first led him into her house. "Wait! Maddie!" This wasn't exactly what he had pictured. He thought she was going to be mad at him. He didn't think he would crush her this badly. "Please, I-"

By the time he managed to get to his feet, and run out of the living room to the base of the stairs, she had already appeared. Her eyes were full of fury. His eyes widened when he saw what she held.

"Is that a Buster Sword?!?" He said.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!" Maddie said, as she ran down the stairs, with the replica of Cloud Strife's legendary armament (OK, technically it was Zack's beforehand, but whatever) wielded in both hands. She landed on every second step, easily reducing the distance while Gabriel - RevoMan1789!!! - stood there in dumb shock. "IT'S YOU!"

Gabriel managed to recover his wits just as the weapon descended. It slammed into the wooden floor so hard that he realised - with shock, horror, and a growing arousal - that the damn thing wasn't plastic! "IS THAT METAL?!?" He yelped, dodging backwards as she swung it horizontally. The tip flying above his big dick, which was still hanging from the open zip on his jeans. "JESUS, GIRL! YOU'LL KILL ME!!" Gabriel spun around and ran into the kitchen.

"THAT'S THE POINT!!" Maddie yelled, running after him. Adrenaline fuelled her, and she held the huge metal sword forward like a spear as she ran into the kitchen. Seeing him on the other side of the island, she swung the sword over the top, sending open cereal packets flying across the kitchen, spilling cornflakes all over the place. "YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME?!?"

"Hey!" Gabriel said, holding up both hands. "In my defence you did invite me."

She paused. "What?!?" Maddie said.

"You invited me," Gabriel said, glad to have a pause in the violence. "You told me to come over and fuck."

For a moment she looked at him. Then: "I WAS BEING FACETIOUS YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

"I chose to take you literally," Gabriel said. When she made a move to run around the island after him he held up a hand. "Wait!" Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his phone.

"You gonna call the police, asshole?!?" Maddie snapped.

Gabriel looked up at her, grinning. His phone began to play the Final Fantasy 7 battle music.

"Oh, you ASSHOLE!" She yelled, and began to chase him around the island.

They circled it several times while Gabriel's phone provided suitable backing music. All the while Gabriel had his dick out, swaying with the frantic motions as he ran to keep the island between him and the crazy woman with the huge Final Fantasy sword. Fear and horniness kept it erect, in a sordid mockery of the big sword Maddie wielded as she chased him around and around the island, all the while screaming at him.

"EVERY FUCKING COMMENT! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU FUCKING LOVE TRIGGERING ME? GET BACK HERE AND LET ME BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! I'LL FUCKING PENETRATE YOU! ASSHOLE! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! TRICK ME INTO HAVING THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE-"

"Ahah! It WAS the best sex of your life!" Gabriel said, pausing briefly to flash a smug grin at her over the kitchen island.

"I will beat the everloving shit out of you," Maddie growled through sticky clumps of sweaty hair. "Then I will call an ambulance just so you can get healed up for me to BEAT YOU SOME MORE!!!"

"Ooh... kinky!"

"FUCKING GET BACK HERE!" Maddie roared as she chased him out into the garden.

It occurred to her, as she chased Gabriel around the tree she used to play with her sisters beneath, that it had been a long time since she had last come out into the garden. When did it get so overgrown? The grass was so long she stumbled through it, and the loss of her footing sapped the strength that had seen her thus far: Maddie came to a stop, leaning against the tree, and stared at the unkempt flower beds that she could remember her mother tending for years.

"Jesus... I let this place go to shit," she said aloud, looking around.

"Hmm... you could do with getting out and touching grass."

She gave him a look. "Says the guy with his cock dangling out."

Gabriel shrugged, hands on his hips. Cock still erect. "I didn't finish," he said.

"Yeah... fucking hell... how long were we having sex for?" Maddie said. She still felt angry that he had not been honest with her, but the desire to beat him to a bloody pulp with her prized Buster Sword had ebbed, and she was content to take satisfaction in how out of breath he looked. She wanted to be more angry with him - he had tricked her into having sex with him! Or had he?

She had been the one to invite him back to her place, because she wanted him to fuck her.

That didn't matter! He was deceptive! He was an asshole! THE asshole!

But holy hell had the sex been good... it wasn't fair! Why was it always the asshole who gave the best sex? Why couldn't nice guys give great sex?

(That cosplayer had been nice, though...)

"Oh... about an hour or so," Gabriel said, feeling pleased with himself. "It was good, yes?"

"I've had better."

"Yes, yes. The handsome cosplayer," Gabriel said, smiling. "I'm happy to have a bar to meet, and surpass with my skills. Competition drives the soul, after all."

Maddie frowned. She had hoped he would act defensive, like most men when told there was better out there at sex than them, but Gabriel seemed genuinely happy that she had a great sexual experience. They really hated being bad at sex. Eroshite men really took it personally: one guy at her university left halfway through his term for a months-long trip to a monastery in Tibet to learn the secrets of sex from the monks that lived on the highest peaks, visited only by the women from the city in the valley below to experience orgasms more powerful than any their husbands and boyfriends (or girlfriends, Maddie supposed) could provide. When he (the student) returned in time for the start of the final year, Maddie heard that sex with him was transcendent!

Fuck... what was she thinking?

Oh yeah... how angry she was with this smug, arrogant French fuck (was that unnecessary repetition?)

He had lied to her! Well... lied by omission, anyway, but lying nonetheless! He had deceived her! He had flown (trained?) all this way just to seduce her, and she had been seduced! Like a slut! A hot slut who had just had the best sex of her life! God! That orgasm! She had never felt such intense pleasure before, and it was driving her nuts that this cunt, this absolute cunt, this total... wanker... had given her the best orgasm she had ever had! Not even the handsome cosplayer with the great abs, charming smile, and insistence on showing her pictures on his phone of his Warhammer miniatures after they had fucked had come close to the intense pleasure this French twink had given her.

Fuck! Maddie realised, looking at that cock, still protruding from his jeans, that she really... really... oh... fuck... really... wanted to continue having sex with this piece of shit.

"Fuck..." she muttered.

"You want to pick up where we left off?" Gabriel said, smiling sweetly.

"Lie down, you little bitch," she snarled. "Sit on your fucking hands. I'm going to ride you and you're not going to say a fucking word. OK?"

Gabriel made an elaborate bow, before looking around at the grass where they stood, before returning his charming smile to her and raising both hands as if to ask 'well? Where do you want to have sex?'

"Lie. The. Fuck. Down."

His eyebrows rose with the ferocity of her words, but that smile never changed; Maddie realised he was getting turned on by her taking control, and she had to admit that she was as well. It was so empowering to have this stupidly (unfairly) attractive man doing as she commanded: Gabriel immediately lowered his hot body to the ground, and stretched himself out on the grass. All the while his eyes never left her.

Maddie took her time walking over to him - the sword still in her hand - and paused with one foot either side of his chest. With a sly smile she fiercely drove the sword into the ground next to him. The thrill of it rushed through her, and she felt her pussy ache with longing for his cock once more. The act also had an effect on Gabriel: his cock lurched when the sword slid into the earth, and that smile of his grew just a little bit. She loved that they were both turned on by her actions, and the control she had over the moment gave her an erotic high.

"You've been an insufferable ass for ages," Maddie said, looking down at him with what she hoped was an expression similar to her regarding a piece of shit her cat had just shat out. "Posting so much crassness in my wonderful online community. I've been wanting to punish you for it for ages... now I'm going to punish you... Gabriel... if that's even your real name-"

"It is-"

"SILENCE!" Maddie snarled, dropping to her knees above him. She placed her hands either side of his infuriatingly handsome face and looked down on him with an expression that she hoped was like someone who was regarding a piece of cat shit covered in swarming flies. "I didn't give you permission to talk. You are gonna lie there like the rotten little shit you are, and I am going to take every ounce of my pleasure out of your rotten little cock... verstehst du?"

Gabriel nodded, unable to mask his grin as he observed this horny little geek get her dominatrix on. She was straddling him now, her pussy, hidden by the skirt that draped over her pale thighs, inches above his raging hard boner. It was painful, but he had held back the retort of her 'little cock' comment: his dick was perfectly large, thank you very much! He'd heard Eroshire men were ridiculously well-endowed, and while Gabriel had no qualms about enjoying a woman with another man he wasn't in a hurry to discover the true size of an Eroshite cock. He was content to consider his own member one of the largest this woman would have taken.

In truth it wasn't that far off. Sure, that cosplayer had been a colossal nine (and a half) inches, but while Gabriel lacked the length he more than made up for it with girth: as Maddie held his cock with a hand, she took a brief moment to revel in the feel of his thickness. How had she taken something so thick inside her? It was like a training dummy for giving birth! Her hips would be split apart by something so thick, yet his cock had slide into her without major issue (after a little coaxing), and the feel of his cock sliding back and forth inside her had been indescribable.

As Maddie felt his wet cock head touch the lips of her pussy, and she felt that heat rush through her, she couldn't help but sigh with longing. She could see Gabriel fight against the desire to comment, and Maddie grinned with how she had this little shit wrapped around her little finger. It was intoxicating, and Maddie was eager to ride this high onto another orgasm.

She was going to ride this fuck until he blew his load up into her. Maddie wasn't afraid of him getting her pregnant - she was on the pill, after all - and she doubted he would fill her with enough cum to impregnate her anyway; he was from out of town, after all, and his balls probably hadn't acclimatised to the weirdness that soaked the county of Eroshire like Eroshite men soaked their lovers.

Oh no: this was all about power. Maddie wanted to be the one to decide when this smug, arrogant, piece of shit got to cum. It wouldn't be on his terms: it would be on hers. She wanted the power over his orgasm, as much as she wanted to have the power over her own. Riding him cowgirl would give her all the control, and decide how fast, how hard, and all the angles she would take his dick.

Allowing gravity to claim her, Maddie couldn't help but moan loudly with satisfaction as she felt his huge cock slide up inside her once again. "Ohh... oh yeah... that's so good..." she moaned as she felt all of his big inches (not that many, if she was cruel) slide up inside her, spreading her pussy wide. So wide. So damn...

Gabriel bit his tongue: he desperately wanted to make some smart comments about how good his cock had to feel buried to the base inside her (and he was still amazed at how she could take him balls deep!), but he also didn't want to give her the satisfaction of seeing him fail what was a very simple request.

As much as he wanted to run his mouth off, if only just to see her reactions in real life, and not through his phone screen, Gabriel restrained himself and watched as this horny little nerd began to move herself up and down the length of his shaft. Her eyes were closed - obviously lost in the pleasure the feeling of his thick inches moving inside her was giving - and short moans were escaping her mouth. It had been a while since he was last inside her, and the brief flight through the house had coupled with the lack of sensation to cool his cock: Gabriel was back to square one with regards to his own orgasm, and he was eager to show her how long he could last before inevitably filling her insides with his sperm.

"Hmm... you're being an awfully good boy," Maddie said, opening one eye to peer down at him with what she hoped was the look someone would give a pile of fly-covered shit that may or may not spring to life and make a sarcastic quip. (Wait... where was this analogy going?) "Don't tell me you're actually doing what I asked? That would be the first. All those times you were so rude to me and my chat. All those times you've been such a troll... now you're being a good boy? What changed?"

Gabriel pointed at his mouth.

"Not falling for that one, eh?" Maddie said. She laughed, as she began to speed up. "Oh... we're going to have some fun out here, aren't we? You're going to lie there and let me ride you until you cum inside me... oh fuck... you're going to cum inside me... hmm... I never thought this would be the way my day shaped up when I woke up... I just wanted some Diet Coke... and now I'm riding my worst subscriber's cock in my own back garden! Oh... oh fuck... and he's got such a good cock! So thick and hard! Hmm... I'm going to cum all over my biggest doner's cock..."

He raised his eyebrows. Really? Gabriel knew he wasted a lot of his money on her, but he didn't regret it. She put a lot of effort into her streaming gig, and Gabriel wanted her to continue. Plus, what was he going to do with all of his money? It kept coming! Even with the shit going down at his dad's place, what with the ongoing lawsuit with his dad's company, the dividends kept coming, giving Gabriel, who had been given an insane amount of shares in the company thanks to his father, more money than he wanted.

The girl now riding him on the grass outside her family home had been the best investment he had ever made.

"Being such a good boy," Maddie purred, moving her hips up and down. His cock slid against the inside of her pussy, all lubed up with copious amounts of fluids that they were both producing. Her dress sprayed out all over him, hiding all the action from anyone who might poke their heads over the fence to see these two twenty-somethings having sex in the garden, but for Maddie (and Gabriel) the feeling was everything they needed. In fact she closed her eyes again, just to focus on the sensation of this thick spear of meat as it moved up inside her. "So quiet... no snarky comments... no arrogant... quips... hmm... nothing like what... what you say on my chat... so different in real life... or maybe it's because you have your cock in my pussy, eh? Easy for a guy to be good when he's getting laid..."

God! Gabriel wanted to make a snarky remark so badly, but he didn't want Maddie to win, so he held his tongue, gripping her large thighs as she bounced enthusiastically on his dick. It felt so good to have his big dick squeezed tightly by her cunt, as she squashed it down onto his shaft again and again. Having sex out here in her garden felt great: there was a cool breeze gently caressing them as they fucked, and Gabriel was in heaven watching this beauty ride him. The only thing that would make it all a thousand times better was if she took off that purple hoodie of hers and showed him more of her exquisite flesh.

He wanted to ask her - no, demand it! - but he also didn't want to give Maddie the satisfaction of having failed her simple request, so Gabriel forced himself to be content to watch this beauty bounce aggressively atop him while almost fully clothed, but the need to see her naked, and be naked with her, was growing as he felt the cum stir in his balls once more.

This fuck was still too fully clothed for his liking. He wanted to feel her skin against his skin. Feel those gorgeous tits that she kept teasing with all those low-cut tops she would wear on-stream. The tits that had looked so good held back by a flesh-coloured band when she cosplayed Inosuke Hashibira. If only he could feel those tits in his hands! Feel the flesh beneath his fingers, as he continued to give her his dick hard and fast, until she deafened him once again with another orgasm.

"Still not saying anything?" Maddie purred, opening both eyes to stare down at him lazily between dark lashes. "Well, well, well... guess there is a way to finally shut you up... if I'd known all it would take to keep that mouth of yours shut was to work your big cock with my pussy then I would have hopped on your dick months ago..."

Gabriel smirked. It was kind of funny to hear her admit that she would have had sex with him a long time ago if she knew how good he felt inside her. Plus not annoying her. His silence and the pleasure his cock was giving her both helped to turn her around from hating his guts, to wanting him to stay a little longer. Just long enough for her to cum again.

Although if Maddie thought she would be the only one to cum, she would be sorely mistaken. Gabriel had every intention of filling her womb with his seed. It wasn't just the sordid nature of 'claiming' this girl by nutting inside her, but also the realistic expectation of this fuck being the only time he would get to have sex with her. The likelihood that Maddie would want to have sex with him again after this was extremely low: he had lied to her (by omission, but still lying) and deceived her, and it was a miracle of the sex gods that she wanted to continue this fuck, but Gabriel was under no illusion that this would be it. After both of them fulfilled their lusts she would want him gone, and probably ban him from her chat, to boot.

Strangely that last certainty was more depressing than not having more sex with her.

"Such a good boy..." Maddie continued to taunt him. "Keeping that foul mouth of yours shut, while I ride you out here in my own garden... oh fuck... I need to mow the fucking lawn... when did this get so overrun? Fuck... keeping a house tidy is hard... hmm... not as hard as your cock... that's HARD... fuck... so hard... but seriously... I need to mow the lawn... hmm... fuck... too much grass... so hard... GOD! You're gonna make me CUM again if you stay this thick and hard!"

Gabriel shrugged.

"Oh, you think you're being clever? Keeping your mouth shut like that?" Maddie said, and she realised that she was actually missing his quips. Still, she didn't want him to know that. She wanted to hear him trip up and say something. She wanted to fucking win! Get one over this asshole. "You know you're totally spoiling the flow here! There's supposed to be a back-and-forth of terrible dialogue between lovers here in Eroshire! It's our thing! It's how it goes! It's why this county has a four-out-of-ten on Tripadvisor! 'Lovely food, but by God the porn dialogue is awful!' 'Having sex in this county is like reading a terrible erotica by a talentless author who's wasting everyone's time!'" Maddie's voices were heavily exaggerated as she spoke like she was quoting Tripadvisor reviews.

Gabriel shrugged again.

"Argh! You're so fucking annoying even when you DON'T speak! What the fuck is up with you?!? Is it all the French? I really shouldn't say that: I mean it's very cruel to French people, and you guys love anime as much as I do! We have so much in common! I should be nicer. Oh... but you're lying there all hot and smug and it's so fucking annoying! I just want to pound the fuck out of you! I want to ride you into the fucking dirt! You piece of shit! You arrogant piece of shit!"

As she spoke Maddie rode him harder and faster, his cock plunging up deep into her to hammer against her cervix hard and fast. Each time their organs connected shivers of anticipation shot through them both, reminding each of them that this fuck was unprotected, and that there was nothing to stop an exchange of hot, messy, virile fluid. Maddie could feel the heat from his balls through his jeans, and she moaned as she rode his cock hard and harder, until her whole body began to shake with excitement.

Reaching up, Gabriel grabbed her shoulders and pulled her down onto him. Her tits were squashed as he held her tightly. "FINE!" He snarled. "YOU WIN!"

"HAHAHAHA!" Maddie cackled. "I KNEW you wouldn't last long!"

"How can I when I want to tell you how much I love this fuck?!?" Gabriel said. "GOD! How long I've seen you stream wanting to pleasure you, to hear you cry out my name as you cum again and again! Maddie! It's tormenting me how much I want to have sex with you, and now here you are atop of me riding my cock as if it was the last cock on Earth!"

"There are so many cocks I'd rather be riding, the list would be MILES long!" Maddie snarled.

"Sorry, I don't understand your silly measurements," Gabriel said. "How long is that in kilometres?"

"LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!" Maddie snarled, her face barely an inch (sorry, two and a half centimetres) from Gabriel's face, which had cracked into a wicked grin. "So FUCKING long it's like Jörmungandr! You're an ASSHOLE! Do you get off on being an ASS?!?"

"I get off on pretty girls," Gabriel said, grinning. "Do you get off on assholes?"

"I'm not fucking touching your arse," Maddie said, sitting upright. She resumed pounding his hips onto the grassy ground. Her aggression was mostly driven by anger and frustration: anger that this French sod had pulled one over her, had managed to get in her pants (figuratively speaking), and had the audacity to give her the best orgasm she had ever had. The fact it was Revo-fucking-what's-his-name that had fucked her so good, of all the men on this fucking planet, made Maddie mad, and she took it out on him with hard and fast thrusts; hard enough to made her voluptuous arse shake with each impact.

The frustration? That they had been fucking for a while now, and Gabriel hadn't cum. It was so rude for a guy not to cum when his girl did! There was nothing better than shared pleasure, and the fact that Gabriel had decided not to join her was... well... rude! He was clearly trying to show off and show he was in control of this fuck, and Maddie's pride wasn't going to stand for it! She was going to make this arrogant asshole cum! If only to show him that she wasn't some slut he could fuck into submission with his big hard dick!

"Shame," Gabriel said, folding his hands behind his head, as he regarded this hot little nerd bouncing on his cock. "I reckon you would enjoy a little ass-play." When she scoffed he added: "you should try it at least once, Maddie. Who knows? Maybe you'll unlock a new fetish."

She already had: angry sex. Maddie had never ridden a guy in anger, and it was doing wonders for her. A large orgasm was threatening to establish its roots inside her, and against Maddie's wishes there was a part of her that was eager to cum all over his cock once again. Feel that incredible pleasure that had engulfed all of her not too long ago. She wanted to cum, but she also wanted him to cum.

They both needed to cum!

"Shut up! I have no fetishes!" Maddie said. Resting her hands on his chest, she used his body to help her ride him hard. Her ass cheeks vibrated with each impact. "I'm a vanilla girl! I just want to be held and have snuggles under the blanket while watching Netflix anime! I'm not an Eroshire slut who fucks every way to next Sunday!"

He raised an eyebrow. "We're currently having outdoor sex."

"In my garden! In the privacy of my grounds!" Maddie exclaimed anxiously. "Plus we've got our clothes on! Neither of us are naked in public!"

"I thought we weren't in public?"

"You know what I meant!"

"But I don't," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly. "But you do raise a point: how about you take the hoodie off? Let me see what you're wearing beneath."

Oh shit. He was going to get her to start stripping. Up to this point Maddie felt secure in her clothes, but if she started taking clothes off then this sex would be... serious. Seriously sexy. She didn't know if she had it in her to handle being seriously sexy. She was quite happy being weird riding this guy in her clothes. But if she showed him what was underneath...

Oh God! He couldn't see that!

"I'm fine!" Maddie squeaked.

He raised an eyebrow. "Really? It's a warm day."

"I'm a cold person!"

"You're sweating."

"That's because I'm riding you so hard! I'm working up a sweat! I don't exercise often!"

"Take off your hoodie and you'll be a lot more comfortable riding me."

"I can't!"

"You can't?"

"I'M NOT WEARING A BRA!" She squealed.

Both eyebrows rose. Then Gabriel smiled devilishly. "Then there's even more reason for me to see you in a hoodie-less state," he said. "Come on. Take it off."

"I don't want to!"

"Maddie... mon cher chaton... are you embarrassed about your breasts?"

"No," she said, giving him her 'just-seen-some-cat-shit' look again. Her bouncing continued as they had this conversation. Annoyingly she wasn't near cuming, and Maddie had the sense neither was he. "My tits are fucking fantastic."

"Then let me see them."

"They're not for show."

"You are wearing something else underneath that hoodie."

"Yeah but... it's a white top..."

"You weren't planning on streaming in that get-up?"

"Of course not!" Maddie said, indignant. "I was going to change!"

"Into something a little more...?"

"Hot, yes," she said, sulkily. Annoyed by his smirk telling her that he knew exactly what kind of outfit she had been planning on donning for tonight's stream. Something with a low-cut top that would show off her large tits. It was all fun while she was on camera, but in real life Maddie wasn't too keen on showing off her tits. They were quite large, and tended to flop around uncontrollably when she wasn't wearing a bra.

Like now.

"I'm sure they're beautiful," Gabriel said, sensing the reason behind her hesitation. He had made love to many women who had body issues, and he enjoyed seeing them gain confidence with themselves as the sex had unfolded. He wanted to see Maddie's tits, sure, but he also wanted her to take pride in her body. She was truly beautiful. A curvaceous goddess.

"I bet you say that to all the girls."

"I do, but it's no less true," Gabriel said. "I am a manwhore, yes, but it's because I love women. I love girls of all shapes and sizes, Maddie. Tall girls, short girls. Thin girls, fat girls. I have bedded women of all types and sizes. Colours and religions. I love women. I love their bodies. I want to see yours."

His little speech stirred something inside her. Maddie hadn't really considered herself like other women. Not in the annoying, Mary Sue-esque way, but rather someone who didn't quite fit in with other women in the county. They were all tall, with big tits and small waists and tattoos and gorgeous hair and everything... while she was a shorter, curvy woman with wide hips, huge arse, and tits that didn't quite fit in any sort of bra. Nothing standard, anyway. She was just a geeky girl who enjoyed geeky hobbies, and didn't enjoy going to nightclubs or bars or outside in general, which was where most of the hook-ups in this county happened.

She wasn't anyone special.

Yet still... Maddie couldn't help but be aroused by this handsome man beneath her asking to see her tits. There wasn't any trace of irony in his voice or expression: he genuinely wanted to see her body. Well, they were having sex, weren't they? It was a warm day. It wouldn't hurt to lose the hoodie...

Reaching down, Maddie hooked her fingers beneath the hem of her hoodie. She had stopped bouncing on his dick, and she realised Gabriel was looking up at her with expectation. Anticipating what she would show him. Too bad he was going to be disappointed...

She pulled upwards, lifting the hoodie up and over her head. For a brief moment the fabric obscured her view of him, and in that moment she imagined seeing a look of disappointment. Maybe disgust. Perhaps he would stop right here and leave. So shattered was he with the reality of her.

What she didn't expect was to see Gabriel looking up at her with wide-eyed wonder. Like a child. "Those are the most gorgeous tits I've ever seen!"

"I'm still wearing a top!" Maddie said, bemused. Her white halter top was barely holding back her large tits, and she knew her nipples were quite visible through the fabric, but she was, technically, still wearing clothes on her torso. He wasn't actually looking at her tits just yet. The white fabric - stretched over her tits - declared her the property of Weyland-Yutani, although the logo was super distorted by the sheer size of her chest. "Look! Top!"

"I'm looking," Gabriel said, his eyes still wide like Alan Grant seeing the brachiosaurus for the first time, and his hands left the safety of behind his luscious hair to reach up towards those tits of hers.

Maddie batted them away. "No touching!" She said.

"I'm balls-deep in you, and you're being protective over your tits?"

"Yes! I'm just fucking you, Gabriel!" Maddie said. She crossed her arms over her large tits and regarded him with irritation. "It's just... like masturbating really, isn't it? I'm just getting off on your cock! That big, thick, hard-"

"Don't start that again!" Gabriel said. He placed his hands on her thighs, as Maddie began to bounce on his cock once again. He couldn't take his eyes off of her tits as they swayed with the motion of her body. It was fucking mesmerising the way those large mounds of flesh - free of the restraints of a bra - bounced up and down as Maddie did just that on his dick. Having interrupted their fuck to pull her hoodie off - it now lay on the grass beside them - Gabriel's cock had settled down, and he was once again being stimulated at net zero. He was glad his stamina was being put to the test, as he was having far too much fun having sex with Maddie, and he didn't want it to end just yet. Maybe he could keep going all afternoon? That would be a record, even for him!

She smirked at his comment, bouncing up and down on his raging hard pole. "I'm serious, though," she said. "Don't touch my tits. This is just a fuck, OK? We're getting off with each other's sex."

"Am I just a living vibrator to you?"

"Yes."

He pretended to wince. "Such honesty! I'm hurt!"

"You'll get over it," Maddie said. Dropping her head back, she closed her eyes and focused on the feeling of Gabriel's dick sliding up and down inside her. His wide shaft spread her open - far wider than any of the three men she'd had sex with so far in her life - making his cock feel so much bigger than it really was. Each time Gabriel slid up all seven inches into her she shivered with excitement as his hot cock head met her cervix, sending shots of pleasure through her. It really did feel incredible, and she was wondering how long she would be able to ride him out here in the garden before he finally filled her insides with cum.

A long while, as it would turn out, but for the moment Maddie was unaware where the day would take the two of them; lost as she was in the pleasure of simply riding this hot Frenchman in the garden of the home she once shared with her parents and sisters. Smiling to herself, Maddie pictured her sister's faces if they found out she (Maddie) was having unprotected sex with a guy in the garden. Those little sluts would have no idea what to say to their older sister.

"A cent for your thoughts?" Gabriel asked, noting her bemused expression.

"None of your business," Maddie replied, opening one eye to look down on him. "As I said: this is just us fucking. We're not going to do any heart-to-heart therapy sex, OK?"

"'Therapy sex'?" Gabriel asked, raising both eyebrows. "Is that a thing that happens around here?"

"More than you know," Maddie said. "At least that's what my friends say... anyway! Stop looking at them like that!"

"Looking at what?"

"My tits!"

"But I'm not looking at your tits: you've got a shirt on."

"Don't be smart! You know what I meant!"

"But I would very much like to see your tits," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly. "The fabric of your top teases them magnificently. They seem so beautiful. Can I have a peek?"

"No."

"You tease so horribly!"

"At least I'm being honest."

"Ah... touché," Gabriel said, returning his hands to beneath his head, interlocking his fingers as he kept his gaze firmly on those wondrous mounds of hers as she bounced enthusiastically up and down the length of his pole. She really was a beautiful woman, even if she didn't seem to acknowledge her beauty herself. She wasn't the first woman Gabriel had taken to bed (although in this case the 'bed' was quite grassy, and more figurative in nature (hah!)) who had self-esteem issues, if perhaps full-blown body dysphoria, and he was eager to break through her self-doubt and show her how beautiful she was.

She just needed to lose some clothes first. That white halter top wasn't doing her any favours, and it was probably very comfortable to hang loose in. Though what would be even more comfortable would be if she had no top on. That was the goal.

Better lead by example. Retrieving his hands from behind his head, Gabriel unbuttoned his shirt.

"What are you doing?" Maddie asked, an eyebrow raised as she bounced on his dick.

"It's getting hot out here," Gabriel said, smirking, as he released the last button and pulled open his shirt to reveal smooth skin gently kissed by the sun. Not a proper tan, but definitely not as white as Maddie's. "I think I'll take off all my clothes."

"Don't you dare!" Maddie said. She leaned forward, grabbing the sides of his shirt, and pulled the clothes back over his torso. "No getting naked! We're fucking with our cock and cunt only! I told you this isn't that kind of sex, OK?"

"While I'm out here, I might as well work on my tan..."

"We're in the shade of the tree."

"I can tan in the shade."

"You just want to show off your body," Maddie said. She hoped she sounded like the idea revolted her, as it was making her pussy ache with longing. His clock was sliding up and down inside her, stirring up some pleasure in her loins, and the thought of this gorgeous boy getting naked underneath her was inflaming her lust. Maddie wanted this fuck to be as clinical as possible - with the exception of the orgasm - mainly as a way to punish this asshole for deceiving her. If he got naked, then she might get naked...

... and then they would be truly fucking, wouldn't they?

"And? I'm very proud of my body," Gabriel said.

With eyebrow raised Maddie pulled his shirt open again, exposing a smooth torso with minimal muscles. "Really? I don't think you've done much work on it lately."

"I watch what I eat and exercise when I need to," Gabriel said. Bewildered that he was having this talk as an attractive woman was bouncing up and down on his dick. Yet it also felt comfortable talking to Maddie, even as they were having sweaty, clothed, outdoor sex. Sex was weird over here: maybe it was a mistake to have left France...

On the other hand there was a non-zero chance of getting to see SlutBuni's tits, so...

"Maybe I should do that..." Maddie mused as she enjoyed the feeling of his large cock sliding in and out of her. Jesus! He was so thick! She didn't know why she was still surprised by how much Gabriel pushed at her insides, yet here she was, deep into this fuck, still thinking about how wide he was. If she was writing a porn novel her readers would be rolling their eyes at the repetition of dialogue!

Fortunately for everyone with eyes Maddie didn't write erotica.

[Author's note: but I do. Suck it, eyeballs!]

"You're beautiful as is," Gabriel said, giving her what he hoped was his best reassuring smile. "Do you not believe me?"

"I don't believe anything out of your mouth is entirely true when your dick is buried to the base inside," Maddie said, giving him what she hoped was her best dubious smirk. "Guys always tell a girl she's a beauty when they're having sex."

"Ah... true... but what else could I say? You're fat? Your tits look like two small piglets stapled to you?"

"OUCH!" Maddie said, laughing despite herself, when she wanted to look offended. "Who asked you to whip out the Internet insults while we're having sex? Leave that for the forums, mate! Besides... I know my tits are amazing, so your words have no effect on me."

"Now you say that," Gabriel said, seeing an opportunity, "but how would I know when you keep them all tucked under wraps like that?"

She regarded him with a wary expression, all the while keeping her hips rising and falling on his dick. It was undoubtedly the fourteenth hour of their fuck (Maddie was definitely keeping tabs here), which made their sex the longest two individuals had gone without some cum being injected into a womb, barring that one story Maddie read on r/TabooCity, but then she very much doubted u/MeANerdyKen fucked for seven hours in missionary before they changed positions. You couldn't trust anything on the Internet, after all!

"If you truly believe your breasts to be beautiful then you would be eager to show them to the man whose cock you are riding," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly.

"Unless she just wants to keep this fuck as purely a hands-free masturbatory session and thinks that the guy whose dick she's riding is a lying piece of shit who doesn't deserve to see her beautiful breasts."

"But maybe the sight of her beautiful breasts is all he needs to start his redemption arc from being a lying piece of shit?"

"Now THAT'S a load of shit."

"It's good for a man's health to look at beautiful breasts at least once a day."

"That's also a load of shit."

Exaggerating his offence, Gabriel placed his hands on his chest as he looked up at her. "Maddie! I am so shocked! It is one thing for a man to lie - through omission, I might clarify! - his true identity in order for a beautiful woman to consider his proposal of a day of passion something she would want, but for a man to lie about the life-saving properties that are held within the bosom of a beautiful woman?!? Sacrilege!!! Je ne te mentirais jamais à ce sujet!!!"

"I'm going to assume that the burst of Garlic-speak at the end was further bullshit."

"Oh, so it's BULLshit now?!? Une telle infraction!!!"

"OK!!!" Maddie said, throwing her head back and unleashing a loud sigh of resignation. "FINE! IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEM SO BADLY!!"

Reaching down she hooked her fingers beneath the hem of the halter and pulled the fabric up and over her head. The cool afternoon air hit her nipples almost immediately, alerting Maddie to how aroused she was (and to be honest who could blame her? Having unprotected sex with a hot stranger in her garden!)

The sight was everything that Gabriel could ever want! "Ce sont des globes d'une beauté incomparable!"

"Did you just describe my tits as 'globes'?"

"No, I called them 'globes'," Gabriel said, emphasising the two syllables.

"Same thing!"

"Not at all," Gabriel said. "It's far sexier in French."

"Not true!" Maddie protested. "It's sexy in English too!"

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "English is the most unsexy language in the world. The things you use to describe tits. I mean... 'tits'? What is that? A bird?"

"Erm... several birds, I think..."

"Orbs? Globes? Knackers? Melons? Jugs? Bangers? Babylons? Bazongas? BOOBS?"

"Quite a few beginning with 'b', now you mention it..."

"MADDIE!!!" Gabriel exclaimed loudly, gripping her thighs as he looked up at her. "Your breasts are so beyond such mere words! They are exquisite! Beauty in large glandular form! Never have I laid eyes upon a bosom of such transcendent sexual aura!!!"

"OK, you're kinda embarrassing me now..." Maddie said, but she couldn't help but flush a deep red with his words. In response she moved her hips with greater strength, having slowed a little with her bouncing as they were discussing breasts. His cock pumped in and out of her pussy with greater ferocity now, and it felt so fucking good! Maddie knew she wouldn't be cuming for a while, but she could already feel the faint embers of another world-shattering orgasm.

Oh fuck! It would be so hot to cum out here on the grass!

"May I...?"

She looked down at him as she rode him, those gorgeous eyes of his looking up at her with such innocent admiration for her that Maddie almost said yes. Almost. "Hmm... I don't think so, mate," she said, riding up and down his seven inch pole. "I don't think you've earned the right to touch my tits. Lying about what you were... your punishment is to look at my amazing tits and be denied. Hands off! Hey! Put them under your head, mister! No reaching up and squeezing them while I'm enjoying your cock!"

Gabriel sighed; his plan thwarted by her ability to read him so clearly. Nevertheless he placed his hands back underneath his head and forced himself to be content to look up at her large tits as they swayed as she rode him. Those gorgeous white mounds bounced up and down almost directly countering her body's movements as she rode him aggressively on the grass. His cock was beginning to stir - her pussy sucked at his shaft so deliciously each time she lifted herself up with her thighs - but Gabriel wasn't worried just yet. It would still be a while before he faced the threat of his own orgasm.

"Good boy! This is purely feelings-free sex happening right here, mister! There's gonna be no corny smut talk that reveals deep trauma that we're going to fuck our way through and come out on the other side both healthier and at a new relationship level!"

"That's very specific," Gabriel noted.

"Happened to a friend of mine," Maddie said. "Mentioned it on stream once and all the peeps I know are from around here are all like 'that TOTALLY happened to me too!'"

"This would be the 'sex therapy' you mentioned?"

"Yes! So no hands-on-tits! That's just asking for trouble!"

"I don't see the connection..."

"Oh it begins with hands on tits, but then one thing leads to another and then we're both pouring out our hearts to each other, and all our trauma is being dumped along with buckets of cum and next thing it's all emotional clarity and accepting our truths!"

"That... doesn't sound too bad..." Gabriel then smirked: "unless there's something you don't want to talk about...?"

"No! Nothing!" Maddie said, bouncing away. She looked at him with her own smirk. "Anything you'd like to confess, Gabriel?"

"No."

"Sure."

"Yes."

"Hmm..."

"Only one way to find out," Gabriel said, then before she could react his hands shot out and grabbed her tits. His fingers sank into her pale flesh, squeezing her breasts as she paused in riding him to stare down at him in horror.

"What have you done?!?" She gasped. "Do you know what this means?!?"

"My hands are on your tits?"

In answer she reached down and gripped his nipples between her thumbs and fingers, twisting them as she glared at him.

"OUCH!" Gabriel said, then, glaring up at her, squeezed her own nipples.

Pleasure shot through Maddie, causing her to gasp, before she replied in kind. "Fuck you!"

"I think that's what you're doing!" Gabriel said, twisting her nipples.

"I told you not to touch them!" Maddie said. She twisted harder, and gasped when he replied. Fuck, but it felt so good to have him treat her tits like this! The only thing that would feel better would be-

"Since when have I ever listened to what you've said?" Gabriel replied. He then released his hold on her tits to swing his arms back to rest on the grass, pushing his torso up with his elbows until her large breasts were within biting range. His teeth latched onto her nipples too fast for Maddie to realise what he intended and she yelped with surprise and the shock of pleasure that shot through her.

"OH MY GOD!" She yelled.

"You only said no hands," Gabriel said between biting and pulling her nipples gently with his teeth.

"YOU ASS! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!"

"I could stop-"

"GOD, NO!" Maddie moaned, and she reached up to hold his head by his gorgeous hair, holding him to her breasts, encouraging him to continue sucking and biting at her nipples, wrapping his mouth around her large tits as he pleasured her. "OH GOD! FUCK YOU!"

"What did God do to deserve such blasphemy?"

"I WAS TALKING TO YOU!"

"I'm your God?!?"

Maddie roared with frustration: "HOW ARE YOU MORE ANNOYING IN REAL LIFE?!?"

"And yet you're still riding my dick," Gabriel said with pride. "Truly the allure of good dick overcomes a woman's otherwise natural aversion to dickishness."

"Oh God..." Maddie said, looking down at him in horror as she bounced on that rigid pole of his. "Is this the curse of womankind? Are we but mere slaves to the power of the cock? Is this the true form of the evil patriarchy?!?"

"I've never enjoyed so much random bullshit being spoken while having sex," Gabriel said, between his now gentle teasing of her nipples. Maddie wasn't forcing his head away, and he was taking advantage of an unspoken grant of permission to enjoy sucking on her tits. They were truly the best breasts he had ever had in his mouth, and Gabriel let out a moan of satisfaction before he could catch himself.

Maddie smirked. "You enjoying my tits down there?" She said. Truth be told she was grateful for his new position, as leaning on his shoulders was giving her a better support to grind his cock aggressively. She had no idea how long they had been fucking in the garden - and frankly she didn't much care - but Maddie was getting a little annoyed now that they kept getting sidetracked by the bullshit. As amusing as this was, it all kept diffusing the bubble of orgasm inside her. Maddie felt a little like Sisyphus right now, only her cum was the boulder.

It was a feeling not shared with Gabriel, who was enjoying being close and connected with her, and was only too happy to have her keep riding him in a pursuit of her orgasm. His own wouldn't be happening for a while: his cock had become quite used to the friction of her pussy as it moved up and down his shaft, and Gabriel reckoned he could go for a good few hours at this pace.

Besides, it gave him ample opportunity to enjoy her tits in his mouth. Her sweat tasted good, and there was plenty of it dripping down her large boobs; running small rivers between them. The sun was beginning to peek between the branches above, and with no cloud to interrupt its heat Maddie was beginning to feel the exertion of keeping up her aggressive pace.

"Oh fuck..." she moaned, as the pleasure came back in force.

"Feeling it, yet?" Gabriel said, grinning with pride as he watched her enjoy his cock. "I want you to cum, Maddie. I want to see you cum again. I want to hear your pleasure."

"You would like that... wouldn't you...?" Maddie purred. Her pink hair was beginning to stick to her hot and sweaty face, forcing her to exhale forcibly to discourage thick clumps from obstructing her view of the smug asshole lying beneath her. The asshole who had promised to fuck her so good... and he had... oh, but he had...

It was so unfair, but also so right. She had challenged him, after all, and he had put his money where his mouth was and delivered the goods. Now she was enjoying his thick cock like a woman should: his mouth gently caressing her sweaty breasts as she used his body to lever herself on his dick. Keeping it plunging up and down inside her. The friction between their organs stirring up something quite impressive inside her sweaty body. Her skirt was beginning to stick to her thighs, but Maddie wasn't prepared to strip further.

But maybe...

"Your jeans are uncomfortable," she said, bouncing with her thighs. The fabric was beginning to rub the insides of her thighs, and with the growing heat of the afternoon sun it wasn't a lie to say she would prefer it if Gabriel removed them entirely.

Which, it seemed, he was only too happy to do. "Get off for a moment and I'll take them off," he said.

Taking a brief break from riding his cock, Maddie took the opportunity to reverse her position. With her back to his smug face, Maddie climbed back over his hips, and placed her hands on his thighs and began to ride his cock once more. Gabriel hadn't taken his boxers off yet, but her skirt was covering pretty much all of it anyway.

"Maddie..."

"Hmm?" She smiled sweetly, knowing he couldn't see her face.

"I can't suck your tits with your back to me."

"Oh... such a shame..."

"But I can do this-"

Before she could ask Gabriel had sat up, reached around, and gripped her tits hard as she rode him. His fingers once again began to work her nipples, creating shocks of pleasure that surged through her, adding to the bubbling chaos of intensity that was building within her groin.

"Oh, you ass!" She moaned, eyes closing, and she leant back into him as she continued to ride his cock. "I said no touching!"

"Since when have I ever listened to what you want?" Gabriel purred in her ear. Biting her earlobe, he still mauled her tits with his hands as she thrusted her arse against him, keeping his shaft plunging deep. "You must have realised by now, Maddie, that I live to drive you insane."

"Oh... aren't I the lucky girl..." she moaned, while feeling very lucky indeed. To have this big dick cunt of a man so obsessed with her, that he came all the way from France just to pleasure her. Of course he might still want to cut her up and serve her to his friends, but right at this moment the feeling coming up from a well-fucked pussy was overriding her logical processing. Fuck now: worry about his sanity later.

"You are," Gabriel continued to purr gently in her ear between loving nibbles of her earlobe, all the while his hands played with her tits and nipples, increasing the pleasures she was feeling as she humped him on the grass. "You are so very special, Maddie. I've come a long way to give you the pleasure you deserve."

"And... how... hmm... would you know... what pleasure... hmm... I deserve?"

"Because you're the most beautiful woman I have seen," Gabriel said.

She couldn't help it: Maddie snorted with laughter as she held herself against him. "You live in France! I doubt you've never seen women prettier than me."

"Prettier? Yes. Sexier. Yes. But beautiful? No."

Putting one hand back to turn his head to her as he looked back at him, Maddie paused her thrusting. "I don't understand," she said, genuinely befuddled with his words. Part of her expected more trolling, but an honest part of her, the one that was really, really enjoying Gabriel's dick, was hoping for something a little genuine.

Her horny side was rewarded when he looked at her with those beautiful eyes of his and clarified what he meant: "A woman can be desirable, Maddie; she can be seductive, alluring; she can call to a man on a deep and primal level, but beauty is more than lust. Beauty is a vibe. An aura. Beauty warps time and space until all that a man can feel is the pull of his very soul by the object of beauty that has captivated him. Beauty is more than lust... more than desire... it is the greatest power in the universe, and you... Maddie... have such beauty that I cannot escape you..."

"Wow..." she said breathlessly, then her cynical side took over: "that was a load of crap. Did you find that on some incel site?"

To his credit Gabriel didn't seem offended by her crass dismissal of his overly soppy speech. "Have you never felt an attraction to someone, Maddie? You had a boyfriend, yes? Were you not attracted to him?"

"Of course!" She said. Turning away she began to bounce on his dick again, annoyed that this brief little interruption had pushed back her growing orgasm. She wanted to cum again! Not discuss love and beauty with this asshole! "He was cute! IS cute, I mean!"

"Still an attraction, I hear... Why did you split up? Lost the spark?"

"No! He's a good friend. I just didn't want to do the long-distance relationship thing, that's all!"

"Fair enough," Gabriel said. "So which country is he studying in?"

"Erm..."

"He's studying in the UK, isn't he?"

"Er..."

"Which university, Maddie?" Gabriel asked, grinning with amusement as he leaned back and enjoyed the sight of his woman's back rising and falling as she rode him. They had been fucking for so long the whole region of his boxers around the parting that his cock rose through was soaked in fluids. His pubic hair was soaked in fluids, and he could feel their juices running down his balls.

"Eroshire..." Maddie said limply, then shut her eyes when Gabriel replied.

"EROSHIRE! You broke it off with your boyfriend because he's studying down the fucking road?!?"

"It's long-"

"It's NOT!" Gabriel leaned back and sighed. Maddie had stopped bouncing on his dick again, and had the good sense to stare back at him in shame. "Couldn't you think of a better excuse?!?"

"I didn't want to be cruel..." Maddie said weakly.

"What was the real reason?"

"Just wasn't working out," Maddie said quickly, then turned around and began to bounce on his dick. "I thought you wanted to fuck me, anyway? This is turning into therapy sex, Gabriel. Less talking about our feelings and more orgasms."

While he was eager to press her further on why she had apparently decided to break things off with her boyfriend when he took up a course at a university that was barely half the county away, Gabriel couldn't refuse the opportunity to show off his sexual prowess again. It had been a while since he last heard Maddie scream in pleasure, and he was eager to hear those sounds again.

As she bounced her arse against him, Gabriel brought his legs up either side of him - hooking Maddie's legs - to give him a base with which to buck his hips; rising to meet hers as she descended onto him. What he added with his own movements was to give Maddie a much harder landing, and send his cock plunging up into her with greater force. He could feel the sensitive tip of his dick pressing against her cervix. Shivers of pleasure coursed through him with each meeting, pushing him closer and closer to his own orgasm.

Maddie's cum, however, was hurtling towards her much faster than his. It had been a pleasant fuck up to this point - what with all the therapy sex and casual conversation - but now they were back on the grind: a mutual understanding that they were doing this to fuck, not to chill and have a pleasant banter.

"Oh... oh yeah... God... yeah... that's it... that's what I'm talking about!" Maddie moaned as she rammed her arse against him again and again. "This is fucking, Gabriel! This is what I'm talking about! Oh... God, yes! This feels so fucking good... so fucking GOOD! I love... hmm... I love how THICK your cock is! So... oh fuck... so THICK! You're making me feel so good... so good... oh yeah... I could ride this cock all day... this cock... this fucking great cock..."

"If you like my cock that much," Gabriel said, smirking, "then why not talk a little louder so that all your neighbours can hear?"

"Fuck... why not... I love this COCK! THIS GORGEOUS COCK!" Maddie moaned.

"Good for you!" A voice shouted out from way over the fence.

Turning around to regard Gabriel with an expression that was both quite amused at the response, and a little worried (how much had this unseen neighbour heard already, and how long had they been tending their garden listening to the hot sex happening next door?), Maddie quickly said: "on second thoughts you want to take this back inside?"

"Hmm..." Gabriel mused with a private grin, before his eyes flashed. "I have an idea. Come with me."

Without further explanation he gently pushed her off of him and stood up. Glad only in his boxers and a pair of trainers untouched by the dirt of the UK's public transport system, Gabriel lowered a hand towards her, and with a curiously raised eyebrow Maddie took it.

He led her back into the house. They passed through the kitchen where he had gone down on her, and where she had chased him with a large sword. That seemed like a lifetime ago, although it was probably an hour or so. Maybe two. She had left her phone on the counter, but Gabriel gave her no pause to check it as he led her into the dining room.

"Ever fucked underneath a table?" He asked, settling onto the floor before sliding himself along the red carpet beneath the large dark wooden table, where, in a long-ago age, Maddie once sat with her sisters and her parents to eat food.

"No," Maddie said, giggling as she followed him underneath the table, the legs of which offered support at each corner, leaving a large amount of carpet space directly beneath where it seemed Gabriel wanted to play. Well, she thought, why not play? Hiking up her skirt, she guided him back inside her; his cock was so soaked in fluids (both his and hers) that her fingers, with their bright pink nails, slipped around his shaft, giving her a little difficulty as she held his raging hard cock upright for her to mount once more.

Even with her average body height the top of her head touched the underside of the table, making riding him cowgirl quite unfeasible. So, much to her (obvious to him) chagrin, Maddie lay down on top of him, in a reverse missionary position. Her large tits were pressed against his body, revealing that while Gabriel did not have visible muscles, he was still quite lean and toned; her large white flesh spilled out either side as she rested her weight against him.

"Hello," Gabriel said sweetly, his face only a few inches below hers.

"Hello there," Maddie said. "Don't get too comfortable. We're still not going to kiss or anything, OK?"

"I am perfectly fine with you just riding my dick," Gabriel said, although he did play with the hem of her skirt. "Any chance-?"

"No chance," Maddie said. "The skirt stays on."

"Then let us at least take our shoes off," Gabriel said. "We're inside now. It would be a shame to make a mess of your family's carpets."

"Didn't stop you putting your dirty shoes on my sofa earlier!"

"You didn't take yours off either," Gabriel said coolly.

With a sigh Maddie acknowledged that he had a point, and besides her feet were beginning to get quite hot and sweaty inside her trainers, so she brought her knee up so she could reach down and pull off each shoe, one at a time, with socks accompanying their thrown flight out from underneath the table to some random corner of the dining room. Gabriel threw his out, after lifting each leg and pulling the shoes off as he held his foot above Maddie's round arse.

"Happy now?" Maddie said sweetly. "We're almost naked."

"Almost. If you-"

"Skirt stays on!"

"Then so do my underwear," Gabriel said.

"Like I want to see your balls and pubes," Maddie said, rolling her eyes. "Anyway... where was I?"

"About to cum?" Gabriel said, smiling smugly as she began to rock her body back and forth against his cock. Her tits were rolled back and forth as her torso moved above his. The by now familiar sensation of his cock sliding against the tightness of her pussy flooded his mind with endorphins, as Gabriel lay there on the red carpet and squeezed her arse cheeks.

"Hmm... Maybe..." Maddie purred. Smiling sweetly, she placed her hands either side of his head as she used her purchase on the carpet for leverage, moving her body up and down his, with her knees brought up either side of his hips to help her rock her pussy against his dick. This was a brand new position for her: no former lover had fucked her like this, although, she mused as she rocked against Gabriel, technically she was the one doing the fucking: Gabriel was lying there beneath her smiling smugly like the cat who had got the keys to the cream factory.

And why shouldn't he be smug? He had got exactly what he wanted: to have sex with her. If he wasn't so fucking GOOD at it she would have kicked him out by now, or maybe called the police to report a stalker. But - annoyingly enough - he was a good fuck. Like... a REALLY good fuck. Even with him lying there with nothing else to do but fondle her arse, Gabriel's body was giving her a world of pleasure. His cock was still as thick as it had been the first time she had taken him, and now, with her body moving up and down his, Maddie was feeling something truly monumental brew between her legs.

"Oh... you're definitely going to make me cum..." Maddie purred as she rocked herself back and forth on his cock. Her tits rolling between their hot and sweaty bodies, as she moved herself up and down alongside him, pushing her body down onto his cock, only to push away. Moaning with how good it felt to have all of his shaft slide back and forth inside her, aided by the copious amounts of fluids they were both producing.

"Good," Gabriel said, giving her arsecheeks a squeeze. "I want you to cum again, Maddie. I want to hear it again: your screams of pleasure. I want to give you so much pleasure."

"Hmm... why... Why do you want to please me...?" Maddie said. By now her eyes were almost closed: the feeling of their bodies moving against each other - and not just his cock inside her! - was so good. The little bubble of pleasure inside her was growing again, and Maddie was eager to make it pop. She wanted to feel what she had felt on the sofa, what felt like hours ago. She wanted to feel like she was about to explode all over the place.

What did the French call it? The 'little death'?

Oh... so aptly named... pleasure so intense it was like she could die from it...

"Hmm... why... Why, Gabriel? What is it about me that makes you so... obsessive...?"

"You were there for me... when I needed you," Gabriel whispered in her ear, as she rocked her body up to his. He too had closed his eyes and was relishing in the feeling of his cock sliding back and forth inside her, and her tits rolling against his chest. They were so fucking big and hot and sweaty: the skin was sticking to his, pulling every time she rolled back to take his cock to the base. "I was in despair... I turned my phone... I wanted something stupid to watch... some dumb kid playing games badly... but I found you... Twitch told me to watch you... and I did..."

"Oh... remind me to thank Twitch..." Maddie moaned.

"It could have been anyone else... could have been Emiru..."

"Hmm... bet you want to fuck her..." Maddie said, smirking at the thought.

"Nah... I'm not fucking traveling to the States. Those bitches are crazy."

"Hmm..." Maddie moaned in agreement. Although if r/TabooCity was any indication there was at least a single city in the States she wouldn't mind visiting... on the other hand even California had fucking guns all over the shop. Nah: best to stay in the UK, where she only needed to be worried about being knifed at the local Greggs over the last sausage roll. "Why... why were you... in despair...?"

Gabriel realised he had said a little too much: he didn't want to talk about it. He hadn't spoken about his father to Amélie, although she, of course, knew all about it; they hadn't properly spoken about his feelings on the matter. It would be strange to talk to this stranger about his father...

... but then she wasn't a stranger, was she?

This was SlutBuni... he had watched her for so long there was definitely some sort of parasocial thing in the air between them. He had to remind himself that Maddie knew nothing about him, and as much as he wanted to believe otherwise he knew nothing about her either. Which made the fact they were fucking so hard and lusty beneath her table somewhat amusing.

A thought occurred to Gabriel: if he gave her a little something, just a little, then maybe, just maybe, she might reciprocate and give him something about herself. Maybe he would learn more about this woman, who he knew no further than the persona she performed for him on stream. The temptation of growing a little closer to Maddie was stronger than his fear of his own feelings regarding his father, and so Gabriel did a thing that would change his life forever.

He opened up a little to someone.

"Father gave me all his shares in the family company," he said. His voice was very matter-of-fact. He was looking not at her, but at the underside of the table. His eyes roamed the wood grain as he waited for her response.

"That... doesn't... sound... so bad..." Maddie huffed as she rocked herself against him. Turning her head to look at him, she noticed that his eyes were still fixed on the underside of the table, and guessed that he was probably avoiding looking at her. Sensing some vulnerability here, she bit back some sarcastic quips.

"He only did to make sure they couldn't take any of it away if he lost the case," Gabriel said. "Not because he loves me or anything."

"Case?"

"My father's being sued for stealing the pension funds of our UK and French workforce," Gabriel said.

Maddie stopped thrusting. "Woah... shit... I'm... sorry..."

Gabriel shrugged, then he turned to look at her with a smile. "You cannot choose your family, eh? But it is fortunate that he did so. Those shares allow me to live my life of luxury as Paris' most eligible bachelor."

"Nice," Maddie said, unable to help herself from grinning. Then she frowned. "Wait... your donations..."

"I have to get rid of the money somehow," Gabriel said. He reached up to gently stroke the sweaty pink hair from her face. "You're worth every cent, Maddie."

For a moment her mouth hung open in surprise, then Maddie remembered where she was, what she was doing, and who she was doing it with, and began to move again. "I'm not sure how I feel about you using me to pawn off your dad's dodgy Euros," she muttered, as she tried to quickly catch up to the orgasm that she'd been working on so far.

God damn it! All she wanted to do was cum, and all they seemed to be doing was...

Chatting? Was she having banter with this guy? This crazy stalker who gave great sex?

Jesus Christ: she wasn't actually starting to enjoy his company, was she?

Gabriel was also wrestling with a similar thought: he wasn't trying to chase the excitement of seeing her cum as much as he had been. Rather, he was actually starting to enjoy talking to her. She was fun. "None of it is dodgy!" He said. "They're the family shares! We've had them since my dad founded the company!"

"Hmm..." Maddie said, giving him a look.

"I'm sure you put the money to good use?" Gabriel asked her sweetly.

"Well... did buy that sword I almost killed you with..."

"See! Money well spent!" Gabriel said, giving her voluminous arse cheek a good slap, causing Maddie to let out a yell of surprise.

She gave him a filthy look and began to ride him harder now. "Ass!" She snapped. "I'm gonna make you cum for that!"

"You can try," Gabriel said, confident in his stamina.

Maddie didn't know - how could she? - so she continued to rock her body against his, taking his thick hot shaft to the base, with a knowing grin on her heart-shaped face as she continued to regard him. The feeling of his shaft sliding against her flesh, with so much fluid build-up between it and the insides of her vagina, created a warm friction that quickly helped her catch up to where she had been in her journey to orgasm all over him.

"Hmm... have I told you how much I love your cock?" She purred. His body felt so warm against hers, as she moved herself up and down, taking his cock faster now that she could feel her orgasm make plans for a siege against her senses. Oh, this one could be good! This one could well and truly set the standard for all orgasms to come. (Cum?) Maybe redefine orgasms as science knew it! Maybe she would transcend reality and enter a whole new world (and a new fantastic point of view?)

OK Maddie... don't get too carried away here!

"You might have mentioned it once or twice," Gabriel said, smirking. His hands were squeezing her arse cheeks again, although Maddie didn't mind it so much now: if anything his grip on her backside was giving her more purchase to fuck his cock at the speed and aggression she was looking for to help her orgasm.

"Want me to... hmm... tell you... again?"

"Let me hear it," Gabriel said. "Tell me how much you love my cock."

"I love it..." Maddie purred in his ear as she rocked her body against his. "I love... your thick... hard... big cock... I love it inside me... oh... you feel so... big... inside me, Gabriel..."

"I thought you said you've taken bigger cocks?"

"Hmm... I have... but you're so... thick... so big and thick and hard... oh... oh you fill me... I have so much of you inside me... I can feel it... filling me up with thick... hmm... hot... hard... cock meat!"

"I'm not sure if calling my dick 'cock meat' is sexy."

"Shut up! I'm smut-talking here!" Maddie said, and playfully slapped his cheek, grinning down at him as she moved herself up and down his body. His cock really was spreading her wide - so much wider than any other guy she'd fucked, from her very long list of lovers (sarcasm) - and Maddie really did love the feeling of so much dick inside her. It felt like she had more of Gabriel inside her than her own organs! If he filled her this much with just his dick, then how would it feel when he finally (oh God, finally!) filled her with his cum?!? That hot cosplayer had filled her with pints of his warm baby-batter, and they had only fucked for a hour or so. Gabriel and she had been having sex for ages now, and Maddie was eager to feel his thick and heavy loads inside her.

It would disappoint her, then, to know that Gabriel wasn't anywhere near his own orgasm, even while an incredible cum brewed within her pussy.

"So sorry," he said, in the tone of voice that told her he wasn't. "Do continue with your award-winning smut talk."

"Sarcasm just comes naturally to the French, doesn't it?" Maddie said to him, raising an eyebrow as she began to breathe heavily. It was coming (cuming?)! She could feel it begin to grow inside her. Her skin was so hot and sweaty that it stuck to his, pulling at him as she rocked back and forth against his torso. His big cock sliding up deep into her. Fluid was oozing from their organs into the fabric of his boxers, soaking his huge balls with sticky warm liquid.

"Same with the English," Gabriel countered with a smile. He could tell she was getting close to cuming; it was the way she was breathing louder and more deeply, and her movements were becoming faster now, as she approached that release of pleasure he so eagerly sought to give his female sexual partners. He loved to make women cum, and hearing Maddie scream earlier had been incredible. Gabriel wanted her to cum as much as Maddie did!

"Yeah... but we... ah... don't sound... as... hmm... sexy as when you... ahh... do it..."

"How kind of you," Gabriel said, smiling. "That must have hurt you on an ancestral level."

Maddie laughed. "Yeah... it did... well... my forefathers can stick around... ah... and WITNESS!!!" Maddie threw her head back, arching herself slightly as she began to hump furiously against his cock. Her tits were rolling back and forth between their bodies as she rocked aggressively back and forth against him. "Oh yes! Fuck YES! I'm getting there... oh... oh God... I'm getting there! I'm gonna cum all over your cock, Gabriel! I'm gonna fucking cum all over your dick! Your beautiful dick!"

"You keep talking about my dick-" Gabriel said, his smile wide with delight with how this woman was on top and taking charge of how she wanted to ride his cock, a cock that was pushing deep into her each time she pushed her body down against his. So hard and aggressive was she riding him that Gabriel's dick was beginning to twitch with anticipation of his own orgasm. It had been quite easy to hold back so far, but she was starting to really fucking ride him into the floor now, as she obviously chased her orgasm, and Gabriel began some kegel exercises to dull the sensation of his cock sliding against the insides of her tight vagina.

"Because I LOVE your dick!" Maddie gasped, her eyes bursting open to look down at him with her bright blue eyes. Gabriel was taken aback by how much lust he could see swimming in her beautiful pools of blue. Jesus! This girl was on the unstoppable train to orgasmville! She was being consumed with desire for his dick. No doubt post-orgasm clarity would remind her that she was supposed to like him, but with all of the pleasure building inside her that dislike (maybe even hatred?) was being suppressed for the burning desire for his cock. "It feels so GOOD! SO... ergh... so fucking good! Oh God... fuck... oh, you're gonna make... me cum... all over this glorious dick!"

"You're doing the thrusting," Gabriel pointed out, with a wide grin.

"Hmm... I know! I've never fucked someone... hmm... so HARD!" Maddie said, as she rolled her body up and down his, keeping his cock pumping up into her harder, and harder, and oh God! This was going to be so damn GOOD! Maddie could feel something build inside her, and she was eager to see where it was going to lead her!

"Did you make love to your boyfriend like a good girl?" Gabriel said, genuinely curious. He had never got the impression that SlutBuni - despite her Internet handle - was an especially sexual person. Ironic, living in Eroshire, but then, Gabriel reflected, the world was full of all sorts of people, and it would be unrealistic to expect everyone in Eroshire to be hips-deep in sex. Not everyone wanted to fuck all the time, after all.

Fortunately for Maddie, Gabriel was certainly not in that category of individual.

Planting his feet on the plush carpet, Gabriel held tightly onto her arsecheeks and used the support from his bare feet on the soft fabric to thrust his hips up against hers. It took a few moments, but he managed in short order to synchronise his own movements with hers, and within half a minute their bodies met with hip-shuddering violence.

"OH MY GOD!" Maddie moaned out loud. Her blue eyes wide as his sudden method of attack caught her off-guard. She had become used to being the one in charge of this fuck, she realised, and she had been on top long enough to forget how confident, how good, how rough Gabriel could be with his dick. The colossal organ plunged up into her warm depths with such vigour she was seeing stars, and she wasn't cuming yet!

"You like this?!?" Gabriel growled as he bucked his hips upwards. Giving it to her as good as she'd been giving it to him so far in this under-the-table stage of their afternoon fuckfest. "Yeah? You like it when you get FUCKED?!?"

"OH GOD, YES! I LOVE IT!" Maddie screamed. Her nails dug into the carpet, tearing the fabric, as she fucked him back as hard as he was giving it to her. Her body slammed back against his, meeting his rising thrust hard enough to hammer her cervix with the red-hot tip of his cock. Clenching her teeth, she looked down at him through pink hair sticking in clumps to her face with sweat. "URGH! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK ME?!? I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU!!! I'LL FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD YOU WILL FUCKING SEE STARS!!!"

"Such a potty mouth!" Gabriel said, though he was grunting with the effort of giving it back to her. "What would your mother think if she heard such foul language out of your pretty mouth?"

That thought made Maddie grin, despite the strenuous effort of slamming her body against his. "Would I love to see it..." she gasped. "Mum always... ah... thought I was... ohhh... the golden... child... ARGH!!!" She moaned as her pussy began to respond to this increasingly hard fucking. Her whole body was shaking with each impact, from her hips to her toes. The feeling of his cock slamming into her cervix was sending slivers of pleasure shooting through her. Like bolts of lightning setting her nerves alight.

Oh, she was going to cum so hard...

"Precious little princess?" Gabriel said, grinning through clenched teeth. "Eldest child?"

Maddie nodded. Her eyes, despite the pleasure coursing through her, were still wide open and focused on this handsome fucker beneath her. Her large tits were rolling back and forth against his chest, sticking to his skin with all the sweat that they were both creating. Her thrusts were growing faster and harder, as she chased her impending orgasm with all the eagerness a horny young woman could possess.

"I'm an eldest child," Gabriel said, and immediately wondered why he was saying this to her, but the way she was fucking against him felt so good, and this whole scenario of fucking under the table felt so intimate and secretive that he felt like he could tell her anything and it would remain here, beneath this dining table and safe from anyone. "I hate it."

"Do your... siblings... ah... get away with... ooh... so much... ahhh... shit?" Maddie moaned, forcing herself to look at him as she kept hammering her body against his. Jesus! She had never fucked someone so hard in her life - not even that hot cosplayer had gotten it so hard and lusty! She was well and truly addicted to this man's dick, and she was chasing her orgasm so frantically it was almost frightening! "Do you... ahhh... do you wish you... you weren't... the oldest?"

"Every day," Gabriel gasped. The friction was beginning to work its wonders on his dick, and Gabriel did not want to give in to the temptation to cum inside this beauty just yet. He wanted to hear her scream out in pleasure at least two more times first! Let her experience a trifecta of orgasmic bliss before she felt all of his creamy seed fill her pussy and womb. Before he pumped her full of his jizz, Gabriel wanted to ensure that she was well and truly addicted to his dick.

After all, he did promise to fully satisfy her, didn't he?

"Oh God... so good... hmmm..." Maddie moaned loudly as she fucked herself furiously against him. With this force she was burning the palms of her hand against the carpet, and her knees were also feeling it too, but the pain of the friction of her pale skin against the carpet was nothing in comparison to how good it felt to have this man's cock pumping up into her. It was unlike anything she had experienced before, and while Gabriel had the girth (if not the length), it was probably how naughty this whole fuck was.

A complete stranger! Invited back to her house for an afternoon of hot sex! Only that he wasn't unknown to her! He was that asshole who constantly harassed her online, but also paid her so much! Her whale that she kept around even while his words annoyed the fuck out of her, because, and it pained Maddie to admit this, his money was helping to pay the bills. He was, by far, her biggest supporter online, and without him she would have had to invite actual strangers into her house as roommates just to make ends meet.

Just so she could keep living in her parents house.

"You like it?" Gabriel teased. His fingers were sinking into the ample flesh of her buttocks as he helped it slam down onto his hips. His cock was starting to get dangerously sensitive, and he wasn't sure if he could hold on with hot lusty they were fucking. Even his legendary stamina had its limits, but Gabriel didn't dare slow down: she was so fucking close! He could tell by the way she was moaning, gasping, and the way her movements were growing more desperate that Maddie was close to cuming. He wanted to hear her sing. It was all he wanted right now. The only thing in the world that mattered to him.

"I LOVE IT!" Maddie moaned as she thrust herself against him over and over. Her orgasm was so close! It was about to explode inside her. Render her senses inoperable while her mind rebooted. She could still feel the last one, and that had been ages ago! She wasn't keeping track of him, but Maddie was sure that it had been a good while since she last came. Sure, they had that little moment where she tried to cut him up with a replica sword, but the Buster Sword was kind of blunt, anyway.

Now, if it had been her replica Valyrian steel sword...

"You gonna cum for me?" Gabriel gasped, as he struggled not to cum himself. God damn, but her pussy felt so good wrapped around his cock! It was squeezing his shaft so tightly Gabriel was shocked that blood was still flowing through it! "Are you going to cum all over this cock that you love so much?"

"YES! I'M GONNA CUM! OH GOD, I'M GONNA CUM!" Maddie moaned as she rocked back and forth all over his lean body. Her pale skin was dripping with sweat, and her eyes had now closed to the pleasure she was feeling. Pleasure that was building inside her like the promise of an atomic bomb blast. "OH GOD! SO FUCKING GOOD! SO FUCKING HARD AND THICK! HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING HARD?!? YOUR GONNA MAKE ME CUM!!!"

"'You're'," Gabriel said, unable to help himself.

Maddie's eyes burst open. Her blue eyes filled with horny rage. "FUCK YOU! ARROGANT ASS! PIECE OF SHIT! CORRECT ME WHILE I'M ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR BIG, THICK, HARD COCK! DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SHAME? WANT ME TO CUM OVER YOUR DICK?!? I'LL CUM OVER IT! I'LL CUM OVER IT SO HARD YOU'LL CUM! I'M GONNA FUCKING DESTROY YOUR COCK WITH MY BIG ORGASM! ARE YOU READY, ASSHOLE?!? READY FOR ME TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU?!? I'M GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMM!!!!"

Maddie's head snapped back as her orgasm exploded within her. An atom bomb was too small for what happened within her nerves: it was a Tunguska event of euphoria. Her legs snapped against his sides, and Gabriel gasped in shock as her thighs squeezed his body with a strength impossible for a woman her size. Her spine arched backwards in ways that would make Regan MacNeil envious, and her mouth opened as a scream of pleasure exploded from deep inside her lungs.

"OHMYGODDDDDD!!!!!!!" Maddie screamed for all the street, and perhaps Bear Bak entirely, to hear.

Gabriel was assaulted both by the sonic power of her orgasmic scream, and also by the sheer pressure of her vagina as it clamped down around his cock, threatening to crush it like the deep pressures of the ocean would crush a poorly designed submersible. Even though Gabriel had insane dick control he was overcome by the pleasure of this organ squeezing his shaft with the power of a Viltrumite, and for a brief, horrifying moment, he thought he was going to cum.

No! Not yet! Three times! He wanted to hear her climax three times before he filled her with his seed. It was too soon to cum! This fuck had only just gotten back on track after that little runaround with the fake sword (which still look sharp enough to do damage if she swung it hard enough, and although Maddie did not look the athletic type Gabriel was sure she had been angry enough for that not to matter much for his poor skull). This stage of the sex, beneath the table, had been as hot and lusty as he had imagined sex with SlutBuni to be, and Gabriel wasn't ready for round one to end just yet!

(Of course he wasn't sure if round two would even happen, which only put more weight on his desire to keep this fuck going as long as his cock could manage.)

Yet she squeezed his cock so tightly that Gabriel could feel the pressure build up inside his shaft, like all the pre-cum he had been producing was filling the space inside his cock ready for an explosive ejaculation. The whole shaft was practically vibrating with intensity and anticipation, eager to be tipped over the edge and into a world of pleasure that Gabriel was sure would render all previous orgasms dull in comparison.

No! Not yet!

"AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" Maddie continued to scream. Her lung capacity was incredible!

Shit! Gabriel clenched his teeth and gripped her thighs so tightly a little part of him was worried he could draw blood, but the rest of him was focused on holding back his orgasm. He clenched his buttocks, holding fast against the pleasure that was rushing through him, as Maddie's vagina convulsed around his shaft. It felt like she was experiencing the greatest orgasm of her life! (And it sounded like it too!)

Maddie, on the other hand, was on another plane of existence. Her brain was misfiring as all the synapse and nerves in her body exploded like a Michael Bay movie. Her back continued to twist unnaturally, as the orgasmic mushroom cloud continued to rise. She had no idea how this asshole did it, but he had managed to repeat his earlier performance and shoot her to the moon once again! Against her better judgement she was eager for a third cum! If he could make her feel like this one more time, Maddie knew she would be a slave to this asshole's cock for life.

While the sensible part of her hoped he would be a dud, the rest of her was beginning to form a shrine of his cock in her mind. She was going to name a fucking religion after this guy's dick, and she would be his most ardent of worshippers.

If he could make her cum this hard a third time.

How long her orgasm lasted, Maddie had no idea, but eventually her sight returned, and with it the parts of her brain that reasoned out she was still lying on top of him. Her skin was soaked in sweat, and her own scream was still ringing in her ears. Heavens knew how the poor guy beneath her might be feeling, yet she knew what she wasn't feeling.

A pussy full of cum.

"How have you not cum yet?" Maddie asked, her voice hoarse.

"What?" Gabriel said, holding a hand to his ear. He couldn't help but look smug: despite all her efforts - a pussy-squeezing endurance trial like no other - his cock had remained firm and unejaculated. He had not filled her with his seed, and he was still hard and ready to continue fucking her, wherever this fuck would take them next. Well... he was bored of the underside of the table...

"Ha ha, very funny," Maddie said, her voice still hoarse, but getting better by the second. Although, if the next orgasm was as incredible as the one she just had, there was a distinct possibility she wouldn't be able to stream again!

The stream!

"What time is it?" She asked, her eyes widening. They had been having sex for ages! It must be near time for her evening stream! And yet... while the small, sane voice in her mind was telling her to be responsible, a louder voice, one that had screamed the house down twice now, was telling her to keep riding this hard cock all day!

Sensing her hesitance to get off his dick, Gabriel pulled her close. "Time for a new perspective," he said, before rolling over, carrying her with him. They rolled a few times before ending with him on top, the both of them well out from underneath the table. As she regarded him quizzically, Gabriel brought his legs up and sat back, pulling her up with him.

With her sitting on his lap, and her tits squashed against his chest, Maddie regarded this smug man with bemusement. "You want me to ride on your lap?" She said, already moving her body against his. His thick, hard pole sliding up and down inside her. She had only just cum, but her pussy was so sensitive that she could already feel something build inside her, as she felt his rigid cock pushing against her insides.

"A little more intimate, isn't it?" Gabriel said. In this position her face was so close to his, and while she bounced up and down her eyes were fixed on his. "I think we deserve a little... respite after such an intense fuck just now."

"Hmm... it did get quite intense back there, didn't it?" Maddie said. Holding onto his shoulders, she used his body as leverage to help thrust herself against him. Despite his words they were fucking aggressively as they both sat on the carpet by the table. She couldn't help it: his cock felt so good sliding in and out of her, and Maddie wanted to feel it pump deep and fast. She wanted to feel another incredible orgasm, and soon! "Were you on the edge?"

"I might have been," Gabriel said, smiling sweetly.

"I bet you were," Maddie said, smirking. "I bet you almost came. Your cock is probably quite sensitive. I bet if I ride you hard you'll be cuming inside me in no time!"

"Only one way to find out," Gabriel said. He gripped the hem of her skirt as she began to bounce harder, a feral grin on her wide face as her body slammed against his repeatedly. Her large tits squashed against his chest over and over, as she threw herself onto his cock in a desperate attempt to feel another hard cum.

"Fuck! Yes! God, I love this cock!" Maddie moaned as she bounced on his lap. Her hands roamed up his shoulders to be lost in thick hair on the back of his head. Clutching him tightly as she enthusiastically gave this part of the fuck her all. She was drunk on dick once again: the feeling of this thick shaft of meat sliding up and down inside her was stirring some intense sensations, and like an addict she was chasing that high; the same high that had almost destroyed her voice twice now. It wasn't good: she was probably going to be late for her streaming session, but Maddie was finding it hard to stop bouncing on Gabriel's dick. "Oh God, I love this cock... oh, I bet you're fucking loving hearing me say this... you arrogant prick... stalking me just so you could trick me into having sex with you... and I'm a foolish slut for riding your cock for... oh God... I don't know how long we've been having sex! This must be a record!"

(Alas Maddie is incorrect in her enthusiasm: the record for the longest single round of sexual intercourse is currently held by two young individuals from California, who lasted seventy-nine hours before he finally came. All in one night. Some timey-whimey shenanigans were going on, for sure.)

"It must be!" Gabriel replied, also from a position of ignorance, but their shared enthusiasm made it very difficult to correct their mistaken beliefs; and so the two continued to ride each other aggressively right on the floor beside the dining room table, where, many months ago, Maddie used to sit with her family while they ate. Those days were long in the past, even though she wishes to go back to them.

"So good!" Maddie moaned as she rode him. Hurling herself against his body again and again, in a drive to cum a third time today. That little voice telling her she should be checking the time, and maybe getting ready for her stream, was being rapidly drowned out by the rest of her libido as she threw herself against this arrogant stalking stud over and over again, keeping his cock pumping up deep into her. "God! I love it! I love your fucking dick, you fucking dick!"

"I love English!" Gabriel laughed, causing his ancestors to spin in their graves in shame. His words flew across the Channel to his fellow countrymen in Paris, who immediately rioted in anger. Or maybe because it was a day that ended in 'y'. Or so he imagined, as he leaned back on the carpet and weathered the storm that was this incredibly horny Englishwoman. This 'Eroshite', as the people of this county loved to refer to themselves as.

"God, that sounds so wrong spoken with your accent!" Maddie said, laughing with him. Despite it all, she realised she was enjoying having sex with this man. He was easy to talk to, and even though he had tricked her to get into her pants, Maddie felt strangely safe with him. She kept having to remind herself that he'd stalked her across the Channel, found her near her home, all the while masking his true intentions.

Of course she had been the one to invite him in. She had been the one who had suggested sex. All he had done was be there and be handsome as fuck. That wasn't a crime, right? Otherwise there were a lot of guys in this county that needed to be locked up. Or thrown in the river Eros, like it was rumoured the criminal underbelly did to people they didn't like. (Which Maddie found hard to believe, as the river Eros was one of the cleanest fucking rivers in the UK, which normally had literal shit dumped by Thames Water.)

Not yet willing to accept her part in this, Maddie vented her frustration and avoided taking responsibility for her actions by throwing herself against his man - literally! Her tits were being pummelled as she hurled her body against his. Those large tracts of land being squished thoroughly between them. The discomfort of having her large tits deformed in a manner that would normally be done by a medical professional was overshadowed by the feeling of his wide cock spearing her repeatedly as her body slammed down onto his.

"Wow... getting a little.... Heated here...!" Gabriel gasped. Her assault was beginning to work wonders on his dick. Once again he was struggling to hold back his orgasm - he wanted to hear her scream in pleasure one more time! - and the aggressive way she was fucking him was making it harder to hold back. This was a fight between them - she wanted to cum, and make him cum, while Gabriel only wanted her to cum! He didn't want to spill his load just yet, but he also didn't want her to slow down! It was so hot to have Maddie fuck him so aggressively. He'd had some aggressive fucks before, but none of them came close to this lusty fuck between them! He didn't want this to end!

(Well... maybe when he eventually needed to take a piss, or when the football was on...)

"You having... ah... a problem there...?" Maddie said, smirking between clumps of sweaty pink hair. Her skirt was absolutely soaked in their sweat by now, and it clung to her thick thighs as she used her muscles to keep her bouncing hard on his dick. It (her orgasm) was so close now! It hadn't been that long since she had last came, and her sensitive vagina was building up another banger with this thick cock of his! "Do you want... ah... to... ohhh... cum inside... ahhhh... me?!?"

He did! Oh, he did! Gabriel wanted nothing more than to pump this hottie full of his seed, but he also did not want this fuck to end. He didn't think he'd be able to get it up again after cuming, and sex with Maddie was so hot! He'd never had so much fun having sex with a woman before, except maybe Amélie, and only when his friend was really annoyed with him.

Maybe he had a thing for having sex with women when he was at the lowest in their regard...

Oh God... that was definitely something to unpack with a therapist, if he ever bit the bullet and opened up to a complete stranger about his complicated paternal feelings. Then there was his relationship with his mother... yeah, maybe a good idea not to get into that. There was enough emotional baggage in his life for a seasoned shrink to keep taking Gabriel's paychecks for years. It would be an ironically funny expenditure for his father's dividends, however.

"Oh yeah... ahhhh... you do... hmmm... you want to... cum... inside... ahhh... me...!" Maddie moaned, her orgasm so close now! Her movements were getting harder and more frantic: she was practically trying to knock him backwards onto the carpet with how hard she was throwing herself down onto his dick! How it hadn't splurged all the contents of his balls up inside her by now Maddie had no idea: this guy had insane stamina! Not even that hot cosplayer had lasted this long (mind you, they both had wanted to get back to the convention, so maybe he hadn't been trying too hard...) "You want to fill... ahhh... me... hmmm... with all that... ahhh... thick... hot... and... ahhh... virile... spunk... don't you? Hmmm... oh fuck... I bet you... ahh ohhh... wish... I wasn't on... ahhh... the pill... hmmm?"

"I'm glad you are," Gabriel said, and his answer caused her eyebrows to rise. She hadn't expected that! "I don't want kids," he clarified. "I don't want to get you pregnant, Maddie... I just want to cum inside you."

"Why...?" She asked, her hips rising and falling as she fell on his cock over and over. So fucking close! "I don't get... ahhh... it... why do you... hmm... guys... always want to... ahhh... cum inside... a... hmmm... girl? What is... hmmm... it all... about?"

"Can't explain... maybe you should try having a dick yourself!"

"That's expensive..." Maddie said. "You know how... hmmm... much a glam... that complicated... would... ahhh... cost?"

"I'll buy it for you!" Gabriel said, and he meant it! What the fuck was he going to do with the money? He hated it! Hated that he had such funds flowing into his bank account every month. Hated that he had done nothing to earn such a fortune. Hated the source of that fortune. Hated the position his father had forced onto him. He hadn't wanted to live this life of lethargy. This hedonistic lifestyle. He had wanted to travel all over the globe. With nothing but the clothes on his back. Sample the women of every nation. Instead he had allowed himself to get soft living in a luxury apartment in Paris with a prime view of the Eiffel Tower. An apartment most would kill for (probably literally), he had been able to purchase because of his father's crimes.

"Jesus... why do you... spend so much... ahh... on me?!?" Maddie moaned. It was getting closer! Any time now she was going to explode all over him for the third time this afternoon! She had never had so many orgasms from one guy before! That hot cosplayer had only managed two before filling her with his seed! "What have I... ahh... done... to deserve... it?"

"You were there... ahhh... when I needed you..." Gabriel said. He was struggling to hold back the contents of his balls: his whole body was sweating and shaking as he clenched his kegels (and jaw!) and tried to hold back from that promise of incredible pleasure that consumed men and drove them mad: the desire to fill a hot woman with virile seed.

"What...?"

"I was... so depressed..." Gabriel gasped, shocked that he was saying this to her. It wasn't just the time, or the place, but who... and yet if there was anyone on this planet who deserved to hear this from him it was SlutBuni herself. "I thought... I wanted to... but I looked at my phone... buying time... and you were on... it was... you were... so full of life... you made me want to live, Maddie... I live for you..."

Maddie clutched his head and looked straight into his eyes as she listened to him tell her this. She had no idea what effect her silly little hobby could have on someone, but from Gabriel's expression it was clear she had been there (unintentionally) at a moment in his life when he had been the most vulnerable, and it had stayed with him for months.

It wasn't romantic... but it was... intimate...

She kissed him.

Gabriel's eyes widened with surprise, but then closed as he fell into the kiss. Their tongues met, and they slashed at each other like fencers at the Olympics, as her body threw itself against him again and again. A river of sweat pouring down their bodies; her dress was soaked, and his boxers were clinging painfully to his skin by now. None of that mattered, however: only the kiss, and the way their lips moved against each other.

Perhaps it was fortunate that their lips were locked, as Maddie's third orgasm was triggered by the kiss. An explosion of pleasure ripped through her like the ultimate skill in an Overwatch match. Blowing away any sense except the pounding of her heart, and his: she could feel it beating against her chest. The beating synched, and for a moment the blood gushed through their bodies in perfect unison.

Gabriel clenched hard, and his hands wrapped around Maddie and held her tightly to him, as he felt her pussy crush his cock. He struggled through the pleasure, as her organ convulsed around his, fighting as the orgasm she was experiencing threatened to squeeze the cum from his balls.

"HMMMMMM!!!" She screamed into his mouth, drowning out his own loud moans of pleasure: he held against the storm within his arms, as her limbs locked into place, and her pussy squeezed his cock tightly. "HMMMMM!!! HMMMM!!! HMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

Somehow, against all logic, Gabriel realised he had weathered the storm: her pussy no longer squeezed his cock so tightly, and her body began to relax in his arms. He took a moment to enjoy the feeling of her in his arms, her body held against his, her arms wrapped around his shoulders, her legs wrapped around his hips, and her lips fastened to his, before, regretfully, Gabriel pulled back to regard her.

"OK..." Maddie said, smiling sweetly from beneath sweaty pink hair. "You can be smug..."

"No," Gabriel said. "I'd rather be happy. Happy that you enjoyed yourself so much."

She regarded him with suspicion. "You're a hard man to read," she said. "That sounded genuine."

"It was."

"Hmmm..." she said, one eyebrow raised, her head turned slightly as she regarded him. "So no cuming in my pussy?"

"Oh... I'm definitely going to cum inside you now," Gabriel said, smirking.

"Ah... there we are! There's the Gabriel I know and love!"

Now it was his turn to raise one eyebrow.

"Not like that!"

He laughed. "OK, OK... not like that. Still... you almost took me to the edge twice now... your pussy is one formidable organ, Maddie...?"

"Rourke," she said. "Madeline Rourke."

"Very beautiful... very French."

"And you?"

"Cartier."

"Gabriel... Cartier?" Both eyebrows now rose. "As in Arnaud Cartier? That guy who's being sued by all his staff for pension fraud?" When he nodded she couldn't help but gush a little about a case she had been just slightly interested in for the last few months, but now seemed so real when the 'bad guy's' son was sitting on the carpet with her! "There's like... three law firms after him! One of them is just down the road!"

"Ah... that would be Hills and Follett, yes?" Gabriel said, knowing full well that the headquarters for one of the three law firms representing his father's staff (the other two French) was indeed 'down the road', in the coastal city of Coytoss.

"Oh my God! We did a livestream reaction to the interview of that whistleblower... erm... what's-her-"

"Giselle," Gabriel said, unable to hide the smile. "Hmm... I forgive her..."

Maddie narrowed her eyes. "You fucked her," she said, and when Gabriel shrugged, a cheeky smile on his face, she rolled her eyes. "Typical... although I have to confess I've been hooked on the developments of all of this: we all thought it was over when Adam Rookwood got dragged into the Old Bailey, but when he gave his testimony and threw his business partner under the bus! I'm like: WHOA! Is everyone on the board in on it?"

Gabriel sighed. "Yes, although it was my father's idea. He was hoping Adam wouldn't have anything to lead back to him-"

"But he did!" Maddie said, excited now. "Well not at first, but when that hot solicitor... erm... something Winters... did that announcement on the BBC that the trial was expanding and H&F were now partnered with Corben and Blanchet, and Auclair, Allard, and DuPont! WOW! PLOT TWIST!"

"I... wasn't expecting you to have such passion for court cases," Gabriel said, blinking.

"Didn't you?" Maddie looked at him, puzzled, then she realised she had covered the case on her streams before he had joined her chat. "Oh, that was before you came in and was an asshole about me, I guess. The streams were a big money-maker for me - lots of people were following the case at the time - and I enjoyed the break from gaming. I don't like react streaming much, and it's hard when half the courts don't allow a film crew inside-"

"Maddie?"

"What?"

"Do you want to finish fucking first?" Gabriel said, laughing. "We can talk about court shit later, but with my dick still inside you it's hard to concentrate on what you're saying."

"Oh, I'm sorry," Maddie said sardonically. "Am I throwing you off your game with my geeky hobbies? Do you want me to talk about something a little less complicated? Neon Genesis Evangelion, perhaps?"

"What I want right now-" Gabriel said, and pushed forward on his legs, dragging her up with him. For a brief moment his cock slipped out of her, and Maddie couldn't help but sigh when she felt his presence no more. It was amazing how she had become so used to him balls-deep inside her. "What I want-" he pulled down his boxers, revealing himself in his naked glory for her. Maddie allowed her eyes to feast on his thick dick, and the large, heavy balls that hung below, covered in fuzzy black hair.

"What I want..." he moved forward, his fingers finding the buckle of her skirt.

"Gabriel..." she said, but held herself back from protesting. She could feel it: this was the time.

He unclipped her belt, and her skirt fell to the carpet by her feet.

Standing in front of each other, now both completely naked, Maddie realised she didn't feel exposed. She felt comfortable standing here with nothing on. She felt like he wasn't judging her. If anything, he seemed to be feasting on her. She felt... wanted... desired... She felt sexy and powerful.

"I want you to lean against the table," Gabriel said, "so I can fuck you from behind."

Smiling at him, Maddie turned around and rested her palms on the table-top. She gave her arse a shake, before he rested his hands on her voluminous flesh. Placing his cock head against her pussy, Gabriel took a deep breath, calming how sensitive his well-fucked cock had become over the insanely long time they had been having sex for, and pushed himself back into her.

"Oooh!" Maddie moaned in pleasure as she felt him return inside. "So good..."

"You like that?" He whispered into her ear as he began to resume a hard pace. His cock slid deep within her, the sensitive tip pressing against her cervix as he sheathed his seven inches balls-deep into her - a fact that Gabriel's mind was still trying to reconcile! He had never gone so deep into a woman, and each time he thrusted all the way into her Gabriel felt a shock of warm pleasure surge through him, from his cock all the way up the primal part of his brain; the part that was enraptured with how good it felt to have this girl bent over the table, her shapely arse deforming against his hips each time he thrust forward into her. "Do you like feeling my cock fuck you like this?"

"Why are you... ahhh... asking me... hmmm... questions you already know... hmm... the answer to?" She said, unable to smile back at him through matted clumps of sweaty pink hair, as Gabriel rammed her into the table. The muscles of her pale arms tensed as she held her ground against his thrusts, and after a few minutes Maddie felt confident enough with his tempo to begin bucking her hips against him.

Her counter-attack took him off-guard, and Gabriel's eyebrows rose in surprise and appreciation as this horny little woman began to fuck back against him as he fucked her. Beautiful! He loved it when a woman gave as good as she got, and considering he would always give it to her good, Gabriel was often fucked back just as aggressively. It made for some lusty, frantic fucking, and right now, in the dining room, with fading afternoon sun drifting lazily through the person-height patio doors, anyone who walked past, through the garden, would be greeted by the erotic sight of two young people going at it like horny rabbits. Their bodies glistening with sweat, and moving aggressively against each other as they fucked towards a mutual cum.

If this hypothetical intruder on private property were to pause and admire the sight of beautiful, sweaty, lusty, and completely unprotected (aside from Maddie's rigid adherence to the pill) sex, they would believe it an attempt to summon some ancient primordial god of sex, for no normal lovers could fuck with such an aura of primal lust as these two, as they went at it against the table for ages.

Gabriel's cock was so primed it was ready to explode like Mount Vesuvius, all over Maddie's Pompeii of a vagina and womb, but pride kept him from triggering his own orgasm. Pride in his incredible stamina and control: they had been fucking for hours by now, since just after midday, and the sun was beginning to set behind the houses on the other side of the rear garden fence. He wanted to see how far he could push this indefatigable cock of his! Maybe one more orgasm... one more song from her before he finally blasted her insides with his seed.

"OH FUCK! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CUM!" Maddie moaned loudly, her head leaning back against him as she bucked her hips furiously back against his, keeping his cock pumping deep and hard into her, a veritable battering ram of hot flesh that spread her pussy wide each time it slid into her. The friction of the two organs was stirring up something truly unholy inside her: a cum for the ages, and Maddie's throat had not yet recovered from her last orgasm! "OH GOD... I'M NOT READY!! I'M NOT READY!!"

"Can't stop the orgasm train, Maddie," Gabriel purred into her ear. He grinned as he kept pumping all of his thick inches into her, all the while fighting his own desire to cum. He knew his cocky front was an act to hide his own worry that he was going to give into the temptation to fill her with his cum. "Let it cum!"

"OH GOD!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!" Maddie moaned, her body bucking against him over and over, as her pussy primed to sing loudly with the pleasure his cock was giving her. How dare this arrogant and handsome stud come into her life and fill it with such pleasure? It was unfair! She hadn't done anything to deserve such wonderful gifts! All she did was stay indoors and play computer games! All she did was avoid going out and seeing people! "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

"Just being you, Maddie," Gabriel whispered in her ear. "Being there when I needed you. This pleasure is my gift to you, for being you."

"OH... OH..." Maddie moaned, unable to properly reply to what he was saying. It was so beautiful, even though he was still a bit creepy - what with the stalking and coming over to the UK to find her, and all that - but all she sensed from him was an honest desire to make her cum as much as possible, and Maddie was all for it. She wanted to cum all over this beautiful dick of his, for the pleasure it was giving her was unlike anything she had felt from sex before - even that hot cosplayer hadn't made her feel like this, but was it just the size? Gabriel wasn't as long as that guy had been, although he was definitely thicker, but maybe it was also the build-up to this fuck that had turned her on so much. From pulling a hot stranger at the shop, to a startling reveal worthy of a shitty slice-of-life anime. Everything just felt so wrong, and yet so right.

Especially the feeling that his dick was giving her.

"OH YES! RIGHT THERE! THAT'S THE FUCKING SPOT!"

"Right here?" Gabriel asked, as nonchalantly as he could, all the while sweat was running down his own face, and he continued to fight his cock's desire to explode within her. "You like it right here?"

"YES! KEEP GIVING IT TO ME! FUCK ME SENSELESS!"

"Haven't I done that three times already?"

"MAKE ME CUM AGAIN! MAKE IT A QUADRILOGY!"

"You mean a quartet?"

She half-turned her head to look back at him. "Don't get... ahh... pedantic with me... hmmm!!"

His grin was savage. "Am I annoying you?"

"YES! NOW STOP TALKING AND MORE THRUSTING! I WANT TO CUM! MAKE ME CUM ALL OVER YOUR HUGE MEAT BAGUETTE!"

"Please stop calling my dick a 'meat baguette'..."

"I'm sorry... am I annoying you?" She said back at him, her grin quite evil.

Grinning back at her, Gabriel began to pump his cock harder, and harder, until his whole body shook. It was unlike anything he had ever experienced before. His cock was screaming for release, but Gabriel held firm: he was going to hear her scream one... more... time... Please God: let him hear her scream one more time!

Maddie screamed as her whole body shook violently. Pleasure exploded inside her, wiping out sight, her sense of smell, of sound: everything! Her whole world exploded into bright vibrant pink, as she was fucked into a state of consciousness few had ever reached before. Her muscles grew limp and unresponsive, and if it weren't for Gabriel's hold on her she would have face-planted into the table. All that escaped from within the depths of her lungs was a long, drawn-out moan, incoherent from normal English. Or even German.

"Did you like that?" Gabriel whispered in her ear.

"Hmm... yes..." Maddie purred, a smile forming on her full lips as she recovered from the fourth intense orgasm of the day. A woman could get addicted to such pleasures, you know! All thoughts of her streaming today had left her orgasm-riddled mind, and while in the morning Maddie would feel immensely guilty of missing her commitments, right now she couldn't care less. She was in heaven. The only thing that would make this any more amazing would be if Gabriel cosplayed Astarion.

Oh fuck... that thought was hot...

Wait...

"You didn't cum?" She asked, looking back at him. "Gabriel... it's been hours... why won't you cum?"

Despite the sweat and his deep breathing, Gabriel managed a smug smile. It had been close - so close! - yet he had managed to hold back on cuming himself even while Maddie's pussy had tried to crush his dick into a fine paste! "I'll be honest... Maddie..." he said, between heavy breaths, "I'm on... the edge... I won't... be able to... hold back... for much longer..."

"You do sound out of breath," Maddie said, smirking. "I've cum four times and I'm still good... you've not even cum yet and you sound out of breath!"

"That's because you're breathtaking!"

"Alright... steady there, Keanu."

Gabriel grinned. "Get on the table," he commanded. "I want to make love to you. I want our bodies to be joined in sensuality this time. I want to pleasure you on that table until we both cum together. I want to fill you with my cum while you experience your fifth."

Maddie felt her pussy do a back-flip. She hadn't considered that, up to this point, they had been fucking like horny animals, but at Gabriel's command she realised that switching gears and making love would be so fucking hot! Turning around, she hauled herself up onto the table and pushed herself back until she was almost in the middle; Gabriel followed her until he was on all fours above.

"Thank you, Maddie," he said, breathlessly.

"For what?" Maddie said. By now she had gotten a little overwhelmed by how much she had seemed to have affected this man's life - completely unintentionally, at that - and was wondering where he was going to go next. Far from being creepy she was actually finding it quite the ego-boost. She never had anyone be so grateful to her before! It made her feel important.

That feeling was only magnified when Gabriel re-entered her, and she was once again filled with his huge dick once more. She moaned as he began to move back and forth, his shaft sliding against her insides once more; only this time he was a lot slower. His movements were - as he promised - sensual.

They were making love this time, and Maddie was all for it. She wrapped her arms and legs around him and held on as their bodies moved against each other. The table gently moaned with the movements of the two lovers as they kissed, and their hips gently collided. A far cry from the aggressive, animalistic fucking that they had been doing against the furniture earlier. For ages they kissed; their lips exploring each other as they rocked their bodies, with Gabriel gently sliding himself in and out of her, building her next orgasm with care and consideration, instead of the powerful strokes he had used up to now.

Maddie had no idea how long they had been making love before her orgasm hit - hours, days, weeks? An incredible explosion of pleasure, but one so unlike the others: instead of robbing her of her senses, she was instead made aware of everything around her: it was all magnified intensely, and Maddie was lost in all the sights and sounds and taste and smell around her.

Then she felt Gabriel stiffen, and knew he was going to cum inside her.

Gabriel, for his own part, had been holding back, and holding back, and holding back for hours - longer than he ever had! - but even he had his limits, and now, after making love to Maddie for a while on the top of the table, he had finally reached them. He plunged his cock as deep as it would go - all the way! - as he felt that familiar clenching of his balls that announced a truly explosive ejaculation was going to happen.

But nothing he had ever experienced before in all his sexual history could prepare him for the intensity of the orgasm that consumed him. His cock shaft expanded considerably as a truly huge amount of hot and virile cum was pumped up from his heavy balls. Gabriel's eyes closed to the pleasure he felt as the whole length of his shaft vibrated with the power of his ejaculation. He had never sensed such force before - it felt like he was about to ejaculate an ocean of cum! For a brief moment he was terrified of what might happen, but the intensity of the moment, the pleasure he was already experiencing with how sensitive his cock and balls were after literal hours of fucking, and the desire to paint this gorgeous woman's insides white, stayed his cock deep within her.

"OH GOD! MON ANGE! I'M CUMING! I'M CUMING!" Gabriel roared for the whole street to hear, as he felt the first gargantuan amount of cum travel up the length of his shaft. He felt the hot liquid's passage up all seven inches, pushing his shaft outwards with the pressure of what he was about to unleash. Never had he felt such power within his balls before, and Gabriel knew this was going to be a cum for the ages!

It felt like he was experiencing his orgasm in slow motion: each inch of cock pushed wide by the passage of cum, and the feeling of the heat and energy of the fluids accelerating his orgasm to truly heights he had never experienced before. His muscles were clenching with fury, and his balls were throwing up so much! He knew they had been fucking for a while now, but even after his longest fucks Gabriel had never felt so much cum being thrown up the length of his dick!

Then he felt the entrance to his urethra expand, and Gabriel's mind was shattered by the pleasure he felt as his cock erupted with a huge torrent of cum. It was a high-pressure firehose of an ejaculation: his whole shaft shuddered with the power unleashed. Like a volcano finally blowing its top after eons of geological pressure that had built up inside. He felt an intense explosion of pleasure erupt from the tip of his cock to flow through his whole body like a pyroclastic flow, as the first eruption of cum gushed into her.

Maddie's eyes opened in shock as she felt his first ejaculation. She felt the powerful jet of fluids gush all over her cervix. Thoroughly coating the mucus plug of her womb with thick and scalding hot fluids: from the pressure of it she could feel that his cum was so thick and heavy with sperm. How much was he going to be pumping into her? Would the pill protect her from getting knocked up? Her whole body shuddered as his thick loads were emptied into her. So much fluid was being pumped into her womb that Maddie had the impression her eyes were about to turn white! She was going to inflate like Violet Beauregarde!

"OH GOD! YOU'RE PUMPING SO MUCH!" She moaned loudly. Her body shaking with each huge load that splashed all over her cervix like the Isen being unleashed against Isengard. Maddie's mind conjured the deep timber voice of an Ent with each heavy ejaculation: 'UNLEASH THE BALLS!'

To his credit Gabriel managed to grunt "YES!" before the pleasure of his own orgasm overrode any ability to speak. He was consumed by the feeling of pumping thick and heavy loads from deep inside his balls up into this beautiful and horny woman. Each ejaculation sending shockwaves coursing through his body, an intense feeling that he had never experienced before with any sexual partner! He was trapped by his own orgasm; unable to move, and so he held himself in a locked position above her as his balls threw colossal loads up into her. So much cum! How was it possible that he had so much cum inside his balls?!? The size of his ejaculations was mind-melting. It felt like he was pumping his very body-weight in cum into her!

"YOU'RE STILL CUMING!" Maddie moaned again, having cum down from her own orgasm, but the size of his loads and the power of his ejaculations was too much for her sensitive pussy, and immediately after her last orgasm she was thrown into another. "NOW I'M CUMING TOO!"

"JESUS!" Gabriel moaned, as he kept pumping load after load. When was this going to end? He did not want it to - the pleasure was so good - but at the same time he was beginning to worry about not only his own body weight but Maddie as well! Was he going to shrivel up, like a mummy, while she inflated into an enormous cum-filled balloon?

"OH GOD!" Maddie moaned as hot, virile cum sloshed around inside her. Filling her like no other lover! It truly seemed endless, and she was just on the verge of accepting her life of lying on her back and being pumped full of hot sperm-filled gunk when suddenly, with a loud moan of release from Gabriel, it stopped.

"Oh... shit..." Gabriel gasped, collapsing on top of her.

"Shit..." Maddie agreed. She stared up at the ceiling, marvelling at how full she felt of his seed. "I guess... I guess you really needed that..."

"I have no idea... how I came that much..." Gabriel said softly in her ear. "Where did it all... cum from?"

"Welcome to Eroshire," Maddie said, with a smirk. She felt so comfortable underneath him that Maddie didn't say anything for a while - taking comfort in the warmth of his body against his, and the feeling of his seed filling her - when an idea popped into her head. "Can you move?" She whispered into his ear.

"Hmm... I can try..."

"Come with me to the kitchen."

With great effort the two disentangled themselves from the table, and Maddie looked down to see that a huge amount of cum gushed out of her with Gabriel's withdrawal. Gabriel, on the other hand, was too busy regarding his cock in shock to notice the fountain of white goo.

"How am I still hard?!?" He gasped. How? He had cum so hard, and had pumped so much cum!

"Good!" Maddie said, grabbing his thick shaft and gently leading him by it out of the dining room and back into the kitchen. "Get on the counter. I want to suck your cock."

"What happened to no blowjobs?" Gabriel said, pulling himself up onto the counter with a smirk.

"Shut up," Maddie said, although she was smiling at his remarks now. "Don't put me off before I make you cum again."

"Are you going to swallow it?" Gabriel asked. While he had his usual sly grin he was genuinely curious.

Maddie looked up at him, as she knelt down on the laminate floor of the kitchen, and winked at him, as she held his cock tightly in one hand. The other began to gently caress his balls; she was shocked at how hot they already felt, despite having been emptied into her only a few minutes earlier! He was far too big for her to fit in her mouth (girth-wise, that is), so Maddie made do by caressing the wide and bulbous cock head. She smiled as she listened to him moan in appreciation of her efforts, and - considering it had been a while since she had last given a guy head, and her skills were probably quite rusty - Maddie appreciated it.

His sounds only made her suck his dick harder, and for a while she knelt by the counter, worshipping his cock, sucking and taking his cock as deep as she could, even when it hurt her mouth to fit so much of this thick dick inside her gob.

"Ohh... you're good..." Gabriel moaned in appreciation, spurring her to bob her head back and forth onto his dick even harder, and soon he gripped the back of her head and helped her face-fuck his dick. "Oh... oh yes! Fuck! Fuck my cock with your mouth, Maddie! Fuck my cock with your beautiful mouth!"

"Hmmmm...." Maddie said, as she worked his dick.

The kitchen was filled with the sounds of her slurping, and the soft moans of Gabriel, until he gripped her head and gasped "I'm cuming!"

Thick hot loads splashed in her mouth, as Gabriel began to unload his balls into her for the second time that day. Holding fast around his wide shaft, Maddie made an effort to swallow his huge loads as quickly as he pumped the baby-making liquid into her mouth; her throat worked overtime to keep up with the speed of his ejaculations, and she moaned in delight as she felt hot and viscous gunk slide down her gullet. It had been a while since she'd swallowed a load, and Gabriel's was way, way, way more than what Daniel used to pump down her throat, on the occasion when she'd given her then boyfriend head.

"Hmm..." she purred up at him, wiping her lips with the back of her hand, "you taste good..."

"Jesus... how am I still cuming so much?!?" Gabriel gasped. How was it possible to pump so much cum in such a short space of time? His balls had felt so full barely five minutes after emptying into her! He still felt a dull ache from them that he had long associated with those orbs being heavy with cum. Surely they'd not already filled up with a fresh batch? Surely... "how am I still hard?!?"

"Welcome to Eroshire," Maddie said, rising to her feet to stand in front of him. "They say God kills a cute kitten if you waste a good boner... we're not going to waste that hard-on, right?"

"You still want to have sex with me?!?" Gabriel said, unable to believe what was happening. Only an hour or so ago he had resigned himself to the fact he would probably be kicked out after they finished, but here she was standing in front of him offering another round! This was everything he dared to imagine!

For Maddie, all thoughts about the stream had fled her horny mind. All she wanted now was to ride this huge cock again. All night long.

She nodded. "I want you to fuck me in every room of this house, Gabriel," she said. "I want you to take all night fucking me every way that you want."

Jesus! All night sex? This was insane, and yet Gabriel couldn't deny how his dick felt: like he had just got hard, and not like he'd already cum twice in the last fifteen minutes! This county was truly blessed, and he didn't feel tired even after hours of sex! Could he last all night?

Only one way to find out...

*****

Opening her eyes, Maddie blinked the sleep away as she realised someone was hammering on the door to the house. Groaning, she stretched limbs that had been thrown around all over the place for hours, feeling the well-used muscles protest that the few hours of sleep hadn't been enough to regain her energy. Rising to her feet, Maddie wondered what the warmth flowing down her legs was. Looking down, she sighed.

"You're cleaning up," she told the figure sleeping naked on the bed.

Gabriel grunted in reply.

Walking across the floor of her bedroom - leaving small puddles of his cum that dripped from inside her like a leaky faucet - Maddie grabbed some used panties from her washing basket and wiped herself with it, throwing the cum-soaked rag back into the basket before grabbing her pink neko gown and wrapping it around her. She walked past the spots on the floor where Gabriel had pounded her senseless. She walked past the wreckage of the drawers, where she had sat on top, spread her legs, and had her pussy wrecked by his cock until all the drawers opened and her clothes flew out everywhere. She stepped over her bras, socks and panties, to walk through a doorframe dented by their relentless fucking.

Outside in the hallway she couldn't help but smile as she remembered holding onto the banisters, being fucked from behind while Gabriel gripped her tits. Rolling over the carpet as they both tried to out-fuck the other. Being held against the walls, the doors, even carried along the hallway in his arms, bouncing up and down on his dick.

She passed the bathroom, where they broke the sink with their lovemaking, smashed the bathroom glass wall with her arse, and left cum-stains all up the tiles when Gabriel pulled out and hosed her down with his cock, while she opened her mouth wide for him. Maddie licked her lips at the memory.

Someone hammered on the door downstairs.

"Alright! I'm coming!" Maddie called out.

She had certainly 'cum' a lot last night...

The other bedrooms were in equal state, with furniture askew and the sheets all over the place. They had gone from one room to the other, with Maddie telling him all about each family member that used to sleep on the bed, as they defiled each one thoroughly with their sex. All the while Maddie couldn't help but laugh at the thought of her sister's faces if they knew what their borderline virginal older sister was doing, with a guy she had literally just met that day! They fucked in all the holes!

(Although anal only lasted ten minutes before Maddie confessed it wasn't her cup of tea, and Gabriel did confess himself that he really, really, REALLY just wanted to keep emptying his balls in her pussy.)

Walking down the stairs, Maddie recalled their progress up them in the early hours of the morning: each of them taking it in turns riding the other, panting and moaning and screaming as they slowly made their way up each step, after having fucked all around the kitchen, the conservatory, the dining room (again), the living room, the hallway, even-

The knocking on the door grew more urgent, however, and drew her attention from their sex marathon last night to whoever was disturbing the peace on this blissful late morning.

Maddie was almost at the door when she heard someone run - almost fall - down the stairs behind.

"Don't open that door!" Gabriel said, draped in another of her gowns, which barely covered his legs, with his phone in hand. Maddie wondered when he had retrieved it from the garden.

Despite having enjoyed a whole night and morning of incredible sex with the man, Maddie couldn't help but give in to her desire to fuck with him (figuratively). With a sly smile, she pulled down the handle, and turned to face her guest.

Her mouth dropped open. Standing on the porch was a tall brunette with gorgeous tanned skin and eyes to drown in, who wore the angriest expression Maddie had ever seen on someone's face, yet it didn't stop her pussy doing a backflip despite being pounded for hours, and having displayed no interest in women up to this point. Was she awakening latent sexuality like Ichigo awakened new bullshit powers?

Maddie barely noticed a shorter man hovered behind her, seemingly unsure whether he had to be here.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?" She said in a thick French accent, and Maddie fell in love all over again.

Maddie took a step aside and gestured, with a smile, at Gabriel.

"Amélie!" Gabriel said, spreading his arms wide. "How did you find- merde!"

She took off after him, running past Maddie, screaming loudly in French. "NE PARS PAS, ESPÈCE DE SALAUD! JE VAIS TE TUER PUTAIN! PUIS PAYER QUELQU'UN POUR TE RESSUSCITER, JUSTE POUR QUE JE PUISSE TE TUER À NOUVEAU!"

When the strange angry French woman had disappeared after Gabriel through the kitchen, screaming increasingly violent threats after him, Maddie turned her attention to the chubby man still standing on the step.

"I'm sorry," he said in an Eroshire accent. "I didn't want to tell her where you lived, but she threatened to cut my balls off. Apparently all she wanted was to know where her friend went. Also, I might have told him where you lived. I am so sorry. I didn't mean to dox you to some crazy stalker."

"Do I know you?" Maddie asked politely, a little worried why these strange people seemed to know where she lived. Maybe she should pay for some security cameras, an alarm, get a dog (although Satoru was quite the vicious feline), or pay that creepy albino witch in town to hex the place.

"Erm... I'm on your Discord... er... MaxmnGoonage?"

"Interesting name."

"I thought I was being edgy at the time," he said.

"Yeah... same. Do you want to come in and grab a coffee? Watch a possible murder in my garden?"

"Thanks, but I feel I should maintain a respectable distance so as not to fall into an awkward parasocial relationship with you," the guy said, looking quite embarrassed. "You're a favourite streamer of mine, you see. I might fanboy a bit."

"If I fart a lot will that destroy your pedestal-perched concept of me?" Maddie said, then jerked her head in the direction of the kitchen. "Come in. You can make the coffee, and I won't ban you from my Discord."

"That's fair..." he said. "My name's Mike."

Loud screaming in French filtered through from the garden.

"Come on, Mike! We're missing the best part!"

When they reached the kitchen Maddie saw through the windows Gabriel running around the tree, with an angry French woman with gorgeous hair and tanned skin running after him with a large replica held in her slender hands.

"Oh good, she found the sword!" Maddie said, giddy with excitement. "Run, Gabriel, run!"

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?!?" Gabriel called out, as he ran away from his friend. "Amélie, please! I was going to phone you yesterday! I just got side-tracked!"

"With what?!?" Amélie replied in English, much to Maddie's delight; that accent was gorgeous.

"I spent all night having sex!"

Amélie paused. "Wait... really?"

"Amélie! I have had so many orgasms! This place is incredible! Endless hours of sex and I still feel like I could make love to you under this tree! All day!" Gabriel said. The speech would have been rousing to hear were it not accompanied by the sight of him in a bright pink nightgown that barely covered his junk. "Let's move here!"

"You're serious?!?" Amélie said, bewildered.

"All night sex?" Mike said to Maddie, much to her embarrassment. "So that's why you didn't stream?"

"OH MY GOD!" Maddie said. "Where's my phone?!? I need to tweet EVERY apology!"

"Here!" Gabriel said, holding up the hoodie she had discarded in the garden yesterday, so many hours, and so much sex ago. One of the pockets hung lower with the weight of her phone.

"Oh my God!" Maddie said again as she ran out to retrieve it. "I can't believe I forgot about the stream! This is all your fault. You and your stupid sexy accent and stupid sexy dick."

"Congratulations," Amélie said to Gabriel. "Another one corrupted."

"Hey! I'm not corrupted!" Maddie said. Looking at Amélie, she swung her fist out.

The impact knocked Gabriel into the tree. He slowly slid down the bark in shock.

"That's for being a DICK in chat!" Maddie said, pointing at him. "For that, you're making breakfast!"

"Fair... I deserved that," Gabriel said, picking himself up.

Amélie's fist sent him back into the tree.

"It's almost midday," she said to Maddie. "We need lunch. Don't make him cook, he's awful. It'll give you food poisoning. Do you have any ham and cheese? Eggs? I'll make us croque madam."

"She's a really good cook," Gabriel said from the base of the tree.

"Ooh... if you're offering," Maddie said. "I don't think I've got anything in the fridge, but there's a Tesco ten minutes down the road. Shall we go shopping?" She had no idea where this energy for socialising was coming from, but Maddie was going to seize it. Especially if it meant spending time in the company of this hot Frenchwoman and the equally hot Frenchman who'd spent all night fucking her senseless. "Come with us, Mike."

"Erm... OK... are you going to get dressed first?"

Maddie paused. "Might be a good idea," she said.

"Hmm... I think it's a sexy look," Amélie said, and Maddie's pussy did another backflip.

"It's sexy back here," Gabriel said from the tree. Satoru purred as Gabriel tickled the cat's ears.

Maddie couldn't help but give her arse a little shake. Oh yeah, it was good being confident. She could get used to this, and maybe, if she played her cards right, she would soon partially solve her roommate thing.

Thank God she went outside.

*****

"Short stream tonight, guys!" Maddie said, settling into her chair and checking out the chat as it scrolled upwards almost too fast for her to read, so she focused on the ones highlighted. Her superchats. "I'm sorry, but I'm going out with friends. We're gonna see that new Final Destination movie. Review tomorrow? Sure I'll do a review stream tomorrow. We'll split it up: non-spoiler... then spoiler. Sounds like a plan?"

After a few moments of letting chat catch up, and smiling at the mostly positive feedback, Maddie saw an interesting superchat flash up on her screen, and she smiled, turned around, and yelled "use your own!"

"I am so sorry!" She said, turning back to chat. "I know! He's so lazy! He's been out to the shops twice, he could have picked up some deodorant for himself! Is it because he's French? Probably. Oh! Speaking about French: my roommate Amélie will be opening up her patisserie in Coytoss next week! On Flickbean Street, just off Tinto Square. Hope to see some of your guys down there! You'll be there, WinterSoldierErin? I'm so looking forward to catching up! Love to see you too, NotHenryCavill! No, I won't be in cosplay this time. What do I think about the elves, PaleWhiteBitchyWitch? They seem hot. Reminder that applications to be my final roommate are still on. Head over to my Discord! Looking to fill that last room with anyone who can name all of Marika's children in alphabetical order! What's that, DarkDesireCarter? You've love to fly over and fuck me like RevoMan but you're worried your mate's girlfriend would get jealous? That sounds like a problem only a threesome can solve: bring her with you!"

"I'm afraid she'll be too busy, chat!" Gabriel said, leaning over her chair.

"I won't," Maddie said to her screen. "I have so much spare time."

"She doesn't."

"So much time not having sex," Maddie continued, sardonically. "So come on over!"

"No, stay where you are."

"Fly over here! Fuck me so good I won't remember my name!"

"You stay exactly where you are," Gabriel said, pointing at the screen.

Maddie laughed as a superchat popped up from DarkDesireCarter. "'On second thought I think I'll let you two enjoy whatever the fuck is going on between you. I have enough crazy going on here!!!' Thank you for the ten US dollars! Best of luck with your crazy!"

"Pussy!" Gabriel said, smiling.

"Don't be mean to chat!" Maddie said, laughing as she playfully slapped Gabriel's arm.

Turning back to her monitor as Gabriel left her room to get ready for the evening, she smiled at the screen. "Don't listen to him, chat. We only fuck when he beats me at Smash Bros. And no one EVER beats me at Smash Bros!"

"I beat you yesterday!" Amélie's voice called out.

Maddie shrugged. "Anyway, shall we do a little Nightreign to pass the time? Should give RevoMan1789 time to decide what to wear..."

"I heard that!" Came the voice from down the hallway.

Maddie grinned, as she put in her headphones. While she loved streaming and playing games, she loved to go out now. After all, who knows what could happen if she set foot outside the house?

(Sex. It would probably be sex.)

(And so ends another Eroshire tale...)