How To Stop Thumb-Suckers

How to Prevent a Girl From Sucking Your Thumb

Of course "thumb" is a euphemism and what I am explaining is way more complex than that.

But first I need to explain that I am quite aware that there are a lot of guys who DO want girls to suck his thumb, maybe every guy who is not gay and is aware of how it might feel. But if you actually get them to be honest about the topic, they rarely actually REQUEST that kind of action unless they have been drinking or taking drugs. In fact, a major reason for drinking alcohol or taking drugs is to get to condition which will allow the inebriated to request thumb-sucking.

My know-how will not help these guys, and like the wankers of the world, their future is doomed to be one grotesque act after another- with little or no expectation of new generations of life. They don't expect it, but we are already at the first lesson in preventing girls from sucking thumbs! And by girls I probably should include women and even little girls depending on the culture in which you are trapped. There is a law case from Baltimore involving a man who was being convicted of some sex crime involving a sex year old girl and an ice cream cone... and the judge realized that he had adjudicated a similar case in the past year and fellow judges had mentioned two more. With very little research (asking one question) he discovered that a young girl had discovered how to get strangers to buy her an ice cream cone.

Don't blame the victims, but consider that maybe the victim's family may deserve some blame, at least sometimes.

Anyway, consider that if a President can contaminate a blue dress with material that could turn into his son or daughter if properly cared for... anyone who does not supervise the disposal of his potential offspring may discover them when he least expects it. The use of DNA to connect Thomas Jefferson to a large family of negroes who are descended from the slave girl Old Tom used to have doing his bidding. Likely she watched him disposing of a used handkerchief and took the handkerchief and used it for her own hygiene and thus her child was born. Or maybe Tom just fucked her regularly; after all, what's the point of having a slave unless you can fuck them whenever you want to? (Mysteriously, very few historians have discussed how important that was as a factor of Southern men fighting and dying to preserve slavery. Not fighting for their freeedom, but fighting for the right to enslave others. And their descendents are still trying to suggest this was true nobility. The best I can say about it is the words of Emelio Estevez in the movie "Repo Man" (when his friend had been shot and he told the friend "You're GOING TO BE OK"... but as the friend groaned and gurgled: "or maybe not."

If you are thinking that a "How To" article about something more positive than preventing females (I include mothers and grandmothers, sisters and aunts, not just neighbor ladies and strangers you meet in bars who maybe have Y chormosomes) from sucking a thumb.

I will try to get a poster I saw with a woman and the comment: "It's just like sucking your thumb except it is not a thumb, and it most certainly is not yours."

Most women are continually induced to suck thumbs if they learn how when young. Guys seem to know by the reaction that she provides when he finds some way to address the topic. It may be a roundabout method! "Would you like to save my life today, right now?" That might be a polite form. At the other side of the spectrum is the guy who asks, "Will you suck my cock if I wash it?"... and when he receives a negative reply of some kind he adds: "then I guess I am good to go RIGHT NOW." While this may seem CRASS (because it is), almost any line will work on some women. Their thinking may range from enjoying the service provided (and even thinking it may be life-saving) to worry about rape if she does not do what is needed (to prevent rape).

With that long but educational introduction, I will begin by explaining that a young man needs to learn how to avoid thumb suckers, and that learning begins AT BIRTH. Not much a newborn baby can do to stop caretakers from sucking his thumb, is there. He may soon find his thumb and suck it himself. But if he doesn't make too much ruckus, he is less likely to attract the attention of babysitters who prefer thumb-sucking to using her stiletto red high heels to play with his thumb until he shuts up.

With age and mobility, it is possible to run and hide from those who would suck his thumb, but in real life the thumb=suckers are too clever and find ways to actually get him to arrange a time and place where the drama may take place without interruption. As I mentioned with the wankers, those who discover early the pleasure of having his thumb sucked expertly will be looking for every opportunity and every female who might provide that opportunity, and the truth is that he will never know UNLESS HE ASKS. So the main way to prevent thumb-suckers from doing what they do is TO NOT REQUEST THEY DO IT. That sounds simple, but when a boy or man tries to put this advice to work, he discovers that merely being there may be seen as an opportunity to suck thumb if a girl or woman (or old lady) has been trained to provide this service for relatives or neighbors. Pretty much any girl who had a step-father knows that a male will be more likely to provide her with whatever she wants (money?) if his thumb has been sucked until it is limp and wants to rest.

So "NOT ASKING FOR IT," is only the beginning. A boy must learn to recognize the signs that a woman (or group of schoolgirls) is about to abuse him and take advantage of the fact that his thumb tends to get stiff when it has not been busy. If his thumb gets stiff, he should find some way to distance him from all the tongues and lips that might want to spend time with it.

The men's room and appropriate exrercise may be enough to "do the trick?"

If a girl for woman spends more than a reasonable time staring at his thumb, he should realize that she will soon be trying to get it in her mouth (or maybe even some other warm wet place!). Best to stand more than arm's length from these females. On public transportation, that may be impossible and the most dangerous situation is when he has stood up to allow a woman to take his seat on the aisle... that puts her mouth very close to his thumb if he is not careful. Once she has it in her mouth, there is absolutely no reason to risk injury by trying to extract it before she is finished. So part of preventing women from thumb-sucking is the realization that it is not the end of the world if a few girls and women succeed now and then and your thumb does get sucked. You will be OK. The only real danger is trying to resist.