Cheers: The Mailman Porn Star

This is a parody of the 1980's TV sitcom Cheers. This episode is based on the episodes from Season 6 to 11, with the departure of Shelley Long as Diane Chambers and the introduction of Kirstie Alley as Rebecca Howe. It is a typical Saturday night at the Cheers bar. Rebecca Howe is managing. Cliff Clavin is complaining to the gang that he's tired of living the routine mundane boring life of a mailman. He misses Margaret the only woman he ever slept with who was once a mailwoman protege and left for Canada. At some point in the evening, a group of attractive women and men, and camera equipment guys, and a director, Michael Craig, come to the bar and ask Rebecca if they could use the bar to shoot a pornographic movie. Rebecca is outraged and send them away. Cliff suddenly gets an idea and runs out of the bar to talk to the porn director, Michael Craig. He asks him if he could let him audition for him because he would like to be a porn actor. The porn director says yes and tells him the location and address of the next porn shoot and asks Cliff to come and audition for him. Cliff goes the following week and watches the shooting of a porn movie with Mike Horner and Ashlyn Gere. Afterward, Michael Craig has Ashlyn and Cliff have a try out together. They begin to have sex and Michael shoots them on camera. He likes what he sees and tells Cliff that despite his mailman job and his boring life and personality, he is an animal in bed and good for making porn movies. On his days off from mailman work, Cliff makes porn movies. But now he has a dilemma. He doesn't want his friends at Cheers to know about it, nor his mother who lives with him. So he decides to quit after less than a year. He goes back to his mailman job. At the Cheers bar, he confesses to Sam and Woody that he had a short lived porn career. Sam disbelieves him but Cliff shows them a videotape of one of his movies. They promise never to tell the others about it so that he wouldn't lose his job.

Cheers: The Mailman Porn Star by Sexyprincesstofuck

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