Couple-swap Clusterfuck

Four couples in their 40's fuck outside for the 4th of July

This like all of my stories is a complete fabrication, a product of the side of my imagination that causes masturbation.

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It was 4th of July and Alice and I were going to party at Geraldo and Cyndi's place, right by the beach. They had a huge back yard with a beautiful view of the ocean, which was only a quarter-mile or so in the distance. They invited three couples (including us) and everyone there was between the ages of 40 and 45, which everyone knows is the hottest and horniest age group! Best of all, everyone's kids were away at Summer Camp, so it was just us grown-ups. Everyone was ready to let their hair down and get loose.

Me and Alice got there promptly at 4:15pm. Like we all used to do when we were much younger, she and I sat right outside the gate to Geraldo and Cyndi's backyard, lighting blunt after blunt until we had enough for everyone. The problem was, our count was off. We lit ten blunts for eight people and two of them weren't even there yet. Believe it or not, this problem worked itself out naturally...

At exactly 4:20, we walked in and started passing blunts out to everyone. Not to my surprise, everyone looked absolutely delicious! When we got there, Cyndi was wearing a black sports bra with skeleton hands over the breasts and black spandex biker shorts because, for some reason, every pair of shorts or pants she owns is spandex. This is probably because spandex is the only fabric that covers her massive fucking ass.

When Alice and I arrived, Jenevieve and Marcus were already there. Jenevieve (herein referred to as "Jen") and Marcus were mutual friends of Geraldo and Cyndi, but this was our first time meeting them. It was the kind of introduction where, based on what we knew about them, we knew we would be great friends right away. Jen was a public defender - one of those rare ones that actually does a great job protecting people who can't afford the best representation. But I'm not a career oriented guy. I'm more of an ass man. As such, I was instantly infatuated with Jenevieve and how her outfit accentuated her fat ass.

Jen was short and voluptuous like Alice, but with more exotic features. Her lips were fuller. Her curves were more defined. Her tits were bigger. Her ass, as we say in the Afro American community, was like BLAW!!! Slightly muffin shaped, like Alice's but with a darker skin tone. Jen was just thick enough to be considered chubby and was not bashful about it, which is an instant turn-on for me.

I had met Jen once briefly because she was friends with Alice but I had never met her husband, Marcus. All I knew about Marcus was that he and I both had pending charges against us at the time for ALLEGEDLY beating the piss out of our friend Natalie's creepy ex-husband on separate occasions. In my mind, that made us natural allies.

Who's Natalie, you ask? Natalie was a friend of Cyndi, Alice and Jen. We saw her often and knew her well. She's a sweet lady, but a bit of a loose cannon. She had been married to this douchebag for the last two years and their marriage had recently ended under really ugly circumstances. After the separation, he started following Natalie around and threatening her and anyone (especially men) who would associate with her, which may have caused the beatings he alleged. Now, Natalie was dating a woman named Stefania who we would all be meeting for the first time whenever they showed up.

After me and Marcus introduced ourselves to each other, I said, "Hey, we got something in common, right?"

He quickly responded with, "Charges?"

"Yessir!" I said. We clinked our beers together and laughed. "Well, that's the last I wanna say about that!"

"Right," said Marcus. "We wouldn't wanna incriminate ourselves!"

Natalie and Stefania were were the last to show up. They rolled up in a taxi and when they got out, it was clear that they were already loaded. They had stopped for brunch earlier in the day and ended up spending several hours drinking bottomless mimosas and taking booty bumps of cocaine. Now they were hella saucy and were encouraging everyone to catch up with them.

I always thought Natalie was really sexy, but up until this day, she never wore anything remotely revealing. So when she showed up wearing this sexy red flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off, tied around her rib cage, showing off her bountiful cleavage and her deliciously squishy torso, I had to clench my jaw just to keep it from dropping. And that was before I noticed those denim shorts with the top and bottom parts cut off to reveal more of her gorgeous flesh. Her fluffy white ass cheeks reminded me of marshmallow cupcakes. Good grief! Another milfy muffin ass to behold!

"Alice, Natalie and Jen," I thought to myself, "The muffin-butt crew!" Assigning different flavors to the type of muffin each of their asses represented was a thought I kept going back to throughout the day.

Her new girlfriend, Stefania was striking as well, but in a completely different way. She was an Italian chick from the East Coast with bleached blonde hair, dark eyebrows, a big nose, beautifully exotic lips and a fit, athletic physique. Aside from Cyndi, she was the only woman there who actually looked like she went to the gym to do more than walking on a treadmill. Stefania came out of the cab wearing a barely-there thong bikini with a flowing, lightweight, see-through white robe over it, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. She had long, firm arms and legs, a flat, toned stomach, B-cups and a sexy, well-toned ass that was firm but still jiggly. It didn't remind me of a muffin, but I still wanted to eat it!

Stefania was a jack of many trades. She was a fashionista, a model, a singer, a dancer, a filmmaker, an actress, you name it. She spoke with a thick Italian accent, which seemed to come and go and felt very exaggerative, so I figured she was just faking an accent for fun. Natalie seemed to be playing along with this. For instance, she was answering to "Natalia" that day and speaking in an even more obnoxiously fake and poorly executed Italian accent. This was really weird since Natalie was just a pasty white strawberry-blonde from the Midwest and didn't fit the role at all, but sometimes people do shit like this when they're fucked up on mimosas and butt-cocaine.

We all got our drinks and sat or stood around the yard as we settled into some boring small talk about the property, the area, our jobs, our kids, the economy and of course, politics. I started to get bored pretty quick, but Stefania was the first person to speak up.

"Why the fuck are we all standing around like a bunch of boring bitches???" Said Stefania. "Turn up the music, baby, I want to daaaance!"

I went and turned up the music and just stood by the stereo, drinking my beer for a while as I watched. I don't dance. Cyndi doesn't dance either. Natalie started dancing with Stefania which made clear that she was no dancer either. It was pretty hilarious watching her drunk ass try to keep up with Stefania, who was a professional dancer! Soon, Alice joined in with them, sort of filling the enormous gap between Stefania and Natalie's dancing abilities.

Not long thereafter, they were joined by Geraldo and Marcus. These guys both knew how to dance (God bless 'em) and they both looked pretty hot doing it. Especially since they had both removed their shirts and were both wearing speedos. I had a seat on a lawn chair and just watched tittes, cocks, balls and butt cheeks bouncing and jiggling in the sun. At the point where my cock started to become erect in my swim shorts, Jen came and sat down next to me.

"Are you an introvert?" She asked with a smirk on her beautiful lips.

"Yeah, kinda," I said. "I'm just checking out the scenery."

"Oh yeah?" She chuckled. "What's your favorite part of the scenery? The trees? The view? The ocean?"

I pointed at Alice, Natalie and Stefania and said, "The butt cheeks."

Jen sat down her drink, threw her head back and laughed. "Ok yeah, I kinda thought you might be referring to that,"

"Speaking of which," I continued. "Would you mind standing up so I could get another look at yours? I'm trying to decide whose I like best."

"Oh my God, you little pervert," she said, still smiling as she stood up and turned around with a big smile on her face. "There it is. What do you think? Do you like it?" She asked as she bent down, stood back up and struck a couple poses.

"I love it!" I said, slightly mesmerized. "It looks delicious!"

She coyly stuck her index finger in her mouth as she looked back at me. "You're a little ass-pervert, aren't you?" She asked, obviously knowing the answer already. "Are you a sniffer?"

I smiled wide. "A sniffer?"

She slowly removed her bikini bottoms. Once they were down around her ankles, she stepped out of them, stuck her ass right in my face and spread one cheek apart from the other with one hand.

She asked me again, "Are you a sniffer?"

"Well," I said slyly as I grabbing onto her other ass cheek with one hand and my hardening dick with the other. "It's customary to smell it before you eat it, right?"

It was about a minute later that Cyndi came out into the backyard. She had gone inside the house to slip into something more comfortable. She came out wearing a black thong bikini with little strawberries on it. If you've ever read my previous stories about Cyndi, you'll remember that her fucking ass is humongous and absolutely amazing. As much as I love my wife's ass and as much as I was enjoying Jen's, Cyndi's would always take the cake in my book. Actually, to put it another way, Cyndi's ass was the whole cake rather than just a muffin!

Anyway, Cyndi walked out to the picnic table with her freshly made charcuterie board. As she set the tray down, she looked over and seent Jen squatting over my face, holding her huge ass cheeks open while I laid on the lawn chair, giving her anus a deep tongue inspection.

"Oh my..." she thought.

Then, she looked over at the dance floor which was quickly devolving into an orgy. Alice was on her knees sucking Marcus' big black dick, Natalie was on her knees sucking Geraldo's dick and Stefania was between the two men, taking turns eating their assholes.

Cyndi quickly assessed the situation said to herself, "Ok, I guess this is what we're doing!"

Cyndi took off her bottoms, walked over and stood beside Jen smiling until it was her turn to sit on my face.

"Lemme get next," she said to Jen.

"Of course!" Said Jen as she moved aside for Cyndi. When Cyndi tapped in, Jen got up and walked around to my front side. As I ate Cyndi's asshole, Jen removed my swim trunks and threw them to the side. She quickly tied her silky brown hair into a bun and started deepthroating my cock with a stern diligence.

When Jen was finished lubing up my cock with her throat, she got up and sat down on my cock, with her milfy muffin ass facing me. Of course I couldn't see it because my face was being smushed by Cyndi's cake ass. However, my hands work as a second set of eyeballs in situations like these. I reached out and grabbed onto Jen's squishy cheeks, pulling them down onto me as I gyrated my cock deep into her asshole.

"Almond croissant," I thought to myself as repeatedly slammed herself down onto my cock as hard as she could. As Jen worked up her speed, causing her thick, juicy body to bounce and jiggle, Geraldo walked up and inserted his cock into her mouth.

Now, so you can get the full mental image, I was lying in a lawn chair, Cyndi was riding my face with my tongue inside her asshole, which was pointed at Jen who was riding my cock, facing away from me while sucking Geraldo's cock. We kept at this position for a good while. It felt really, really good.

Over at the dance floor, as Stefania was still on her knees, taking turns with Natalie and Alice tongue-fucking Marcus in the ass and sucking his dick, she was watching Cyndi ride my face, right after she had seen Jen riding my face. Stefania decided it was time to come get acquainted with me.

Stefania came and tapped Cyndi out. Cyndi stood up and walked over to the dance floor to join Alice, Natalie and Marcus. She dropped to her knees next to Alice and started sucking Marcus' cock, leaving Alice to go around to his backside and wait for Natalie to pull her tongue out of his asshole so Alice could start again.

When Cyndi walked over to the dance floor, Stefania came and made out with me sloppily, slobbering all over me, with Jen still riding my cock. We both got off on the fact that each other's tongues tasted like assholes.

"You taste good, baby," I groaned.

"You don't know what I taste like yet," she said as she stood up. "You want to know how I taste?" She said aggressively as she mounted my face. "Here's what I fucking taste like!" She said as she spread her asshole, sat it down on my face. Stefania wiped her entire sweaty ass crack and hole with my face and then rode my tongue like Jen had been riding my cock as I slithered it deeper enough inside her to taste her thoughts.

But Stefania was a tease. Once I had lubed her asshole up nice, she stepped away from me and took Geraldo with her. She got on all fours on the steps leading into the house. She spread her ass, looking back at Geraldo who was looking back at her as he jerked his greasy cock in the hot sun with sweat running down his mildly sunburnt six pack.

"He lubed my asshole just for you, papi," said Stefania with her fake ass accent. "Come over here and FUCK my ass!"

Geraldo wasted no time inserting himself inside her, giving her sexy dancer ass the fuck job it deserved. Meanwhile, I was still laying in the lawn chair and Jen was now standing up in anticipation of Natalie, who had stripped completely nude and was now walking towards us. Her entire chubby, shiny body jiggled with each step she took and it just drove me crazy.

"Hi Jen!" She said as she walked up. They embraced in a sweaty, naked hug and made out a little bit. "You enjoying the party?" Asked Natalie with her arms around Jen, their sweaty nipples rubbing together.

"Fuck, bitch, I been enjoying this nigga's dick right here!" Said a slightly out of breath Jen, referring to me. I smiled proudly as I continued to jerk my cock. "Have you ever fucked him before?"

Natalie looked at me, blushing a little as she smiled. "No, I haven't," she said. "And I will! But actually, Dick," she said kinda shyly, "I seen you eating everyone's ass, so I came over here so I could get some!"

"Of course! Have a seat!" I said with enthusiasm, pointing at my face. She sat her pasty white, sweaty, squishy, fluffy, milfy muffin ass on my face and started to jerk me off as she my tongue slid up inside her sweet, salty anus.

"Oh ffffuck yyyeah..." She groaned as my tongue went deeper inside her. She started sucking my cock and we proceeded to have a hot 69 while we baked in the sun. I considered the heat of the sun as I looked at her paper-white ass cheeks, smushed upon my face.

"I hope she's wearing sunblock today," I thought. "Otherwise, she's gonna look like a lobster tomorrow!"

"You gonna gimme that cock, big boy?" She asked.

"Fuck yeah, baby," I said as I grabbed onto my cock. Natalie stood up, with her hands spreading her cheeks, leaving her wet asshole exposed for me to behold as she slowly sat it down onto my giant cock.

"Oh FFFFUCK YEEEEAAAAH!!!" She shouted as she worked me into her. "Aw fuck baby, it feels so good. It's so FUCKING THICK! Fuck yes!!!"

Meanwhile, Jen had wandered off. She stopped briefly to make out with Marcus as he ass-fucked Alice on her side in the grass.

"Gimme your cock!" She said as she got right up close and personal with his cock and Alice's ass. Jen pulled his cock out of Alice's asshole and sucked him off for about a minute before re-inserting him inside Alice.

"Your ass tastes good, baby," she said right before she started making out with Alice. "Enjoy my husband's cock! I certainly enjoyed yours!"

Alice just smiled at her devilishly as she leaned into the ass-pounding Marcus was giving her. Jen moved along to the stairs where Geraldo was still ass-fucking Stefania. Jen walked up, grabbed Stefania by the hair and said, "You ready to eat my fucking asshole, you sexy bitch???"

Stefania just looked up at Jen, stuck her tongue out and said "Aaaahhhhhhh,"

Jen responded by spitting into Stefania's mouth right before she knelt down in front of Stefania with her ass in her face. Stefania grabbed onto Jen's squishy ass cheeks and got straight to work, tongue fucking the sweet, open hole in front of her.

Shortly thereafter, Marcus came over to join me and Natalie during a position change. Natalie was now laying in the lawn chair with Marcus riding her face, eating Marcus' ass while I fucked her pussy. Marcus' big, beautiful, shiny, hard, black cock was pointing right up at my face, so I thought, why not suck his cock too???

I looked up at him. He knew what was on my mind. He gave me a smirk and a nod of approval. And with that, I was fucking his cock with my throat within seconds. This excited Natalie even more. It seemed like she tried to express that verbally but it was hard to make out what she was saying when her tongue was up a guy's asshole.

Natalie's hands started going crazy. First, she got both her hands full of my hair and squeezed as she slammed my head down on Marcus' cock. Then her hands just seemed to roam around my entire body aimlessly until they met upon my ass cheeks. She grabbed onto my ass and slammed me into her harder and harder and harder...

At this point, Stefania pulled up lawn chair alongside me, Marcus and Natalie. She lit up a cigarette and watched me fuck Natalie while Natalie ate Marcus' ass while I sucked Marcus' dick.

"It's so hard to find good bisexual porn!" She said as she laid down and started playing with herself. "Bravo! Bravesemo!" She exclaimed as she rubbed her pussy. I kept looking over at her. I finally let the cock out of my throat to tell her,

"You know, I would much rather eat your pussy than suck cock," I looked up at Marcus and said, "No offense."

"None taken!" He said.

"You're not gonna make him cum?" She asked, glaring at me like I was an asshole.

I smiled at her and then looked up at him. "You want me to make you cum?" I asked eagerly.

"Yeah, make him cum all over my fucking tits!" Natalie shouted from between Marcus' cheeks.

"No," said Stefania. "I want your mouth full of cum when you eat my pussy!"

It seemed we were faced with a dilemma. Luckily, when Marcus did cum, it was more than enough to fill up my mouth and splatter Natalie's big, wobbling, gorgeous titties.

I went over to Stefania and promptly started eating her pussy, getting Marcus' gooey cum all inside her, just like she wanted. The taste of her gushing, wet pussy intermingled with the taste of his thick, creamy cum made my asshole tickle. So I started to tickle and rub my own asshole a little.

That was when Geraldo came up behind me and started eating my ass. I guess he couldn't watch and wait anymore. After all, he and I did already have a thing for one another.

Stefania was a thousand times more into it once Geraldo started eating my ass. It was only another minute or so before she squirted all over my face. This got Geraldo's attention. Once again, he was going to take what I thought was my opportunity to fuck Stefania. But I was fine with that. I was especially fine with it when Geraldo decided to fuck her with his ass right in my face. While he inserted himself balls deep inside Stefania's sopping wet pussy, he spread his suntanned, sweaty ass open for me, allowing my tongue to fuck his sweet, salty, sweaty hole with each thrust he made.

This was all well and good for a few minutes, but as Geraldo worked up his speed with Stefania, it became more difficult to eat his ass. And so, I stood up, looked around and took stock of where things were at with this party so I could figure out what to do next...

With Geraldo fucking Stefania right beside me and Marcus fucking Cyndi not far away, I noticed Natalie, Jen and Alice, the muffin butt crew, sitting on the patio making out and playing with each other's pussies. I figured they needed some Dick, so I went over to them.

"Excuse me," I said, stroking my cock in their direction. "You ladies look like you could use some cock!"

"I could ALWAYS use some more of YOUR big ass dick!" Said Jen as she spread her legs and started rubbing her clit in anticipation.

"Mmmm, me toooo!" Said Natalie as she played with one of her nipples.

"Why don't you all lineup, ass to ass and I'll just take turns fucking you until someone makes me cum!" I suggested.

"Sounds like fun to me!" Said Jen as she rolled onto her hands and knees, stuck her fat ass out at me and started wiggling it. To her side, Alice did the same, as did Natalie. The sight of three wiggling milfy muffin asses rubbing together in the hot, late-evening sun made me quite happy. Looking at them all, side by side by side, made me think of the flavor profiles of the desserts and pastries I had been comparing them to throughout the day, which made me hungry.

One by one, I ate out and then fucked their assholes. Jen was my almond croissant, Alice was my strawberry shortcake and Natalie was my marshmallow cupcake. While I worked on one, the other two fingered each other's assholes, keeping them open and ready for me. They all tasted delicious and they all felt incredible hugging onto my hard cock, one after the other after the other.

A few feet away, Stefania was watching us as Geraldo fucked her ass and decided to join in on the action. I saw her tap Geraldo on the leg and point at us which made Geraldo smile. So he pulled out, she got up, and they walked over to us. Stefania got down on all fours next to Natalie as I fucked her squishy, sweaty, pale white ass. Stefania looked up at me as I fucked Natalie, spread her legs apart and started fingering her asshole.

"Mmm baby, I need it so bad in my aaassshole!" She said, tempting me to switch and start fucking her right away. She stuck her middle and ring fingers deep inside her loosened up anus, pulled them out and started fucking her mouth with them. "Baby, I taste so good. Baaabyyy, pleeeease don't make me wait! Ooh, I need it so baaad!"

I had missed two opportunities to fuck Stefania already so I immediately pulled out of Natalie's ass and inserted into Stefania's before Geraldo could cockblock me again. Naturally, Geraldo came and inserted himself into Alice's asshole right away.

Within moments, Marcus and Cyndi came to join us. Cyndi got in line right next to Stefania and me, wiggling her gigantic ass while looking at me longingly.

"Cyndi is the entire cake," I thought to myself once again. "Comparatively, I guess that would make Stefania a mere cookie."

Stefania's asshole did sorta have a cookie flavor to it. Anyway, I couldn't resist Cyndi in that moment. Her ass was too humongous and her freshly-fucked hole looked too delicious. I had to pull my cock out of Stefania and move onto Cyndi. I grabbed onto Cyndi's gigantic ass cheeks and shoved my tongue deep inside her asshole, mashing the sides of my face with her plump, round ass cheeks. She grabbed onto my head and pushed me deeper into her as Marcus mounted Stefania beside me.

The three of us men took turns ass-fucking the five women until we were all ready to cum. When that time came, I took the initiative of announcing it.

"Alright ladies," I said as I pulled my shining, steaming cock out of Jen's now-fully-gaped hole. "Time to turn over and get what's coming to you!"

At once, Alice, Cyndi, Jen, Natalie and Stefania all turned over. They huddled up, rubbing their tits together with their mouths open and tongues out, ready and waiting as me, Geraldo and Marcus stood over them, stroking our cocks and dripping ball-sweat onto them.

Geraldo came first. I'm a huge fan of watching Geraldo cum. He has got to be the loudest male screamer I have ever encountered. But to justify his screams, he also cums the biggest, creamiest, most photogenic loads I have ever seen up close. He and I sometimes fuck each other's wives up to ten times in a night. We both cum every time, but he cums OCEANS of cum, even on his tenth nut of the night. The man is a cum machine, simply incredible!

Needless to say, I came next. Not only is it fun to watch and hear Geraldo cum, but it was also fun to watch the girls all jump for it at the same time. Now that my cock was shooting cum as well, they wouldn't have to fight over it!

Last but not by long was Marcus. Alice sorta hogged most of his cum. He shot a fat wad and Alice just jumped forward, wrapped her mouth around his dick and jerked it all into her mouth.

"No fair!" Said Natalie.

"You fuckin' cum hog!" Said Jen.

Alice quickly turned towards Natalie and with a big open-mouth smile, spilled all of Marcus' cum into her mouth. Alice and Natalie proceeded to make out, with cum running out of both their mouths and down their chins, as me, Geraldo and Marcus finished spraying them down.

Soon, Geraldo and Stefania were making out, then me and Jen, then Marcus and Cyndi... then Marcus and Alice, me and Natalie, Geraldo and Jen, Cyndi and Stefania. Then, at the end, all the couples ended up back together. Me and the guys spent a lot of time licking each other's cum off the ladies' breasts, but alas, we all still needed showers afterwards.

"Fuck that," said Cyndi. "How 'bout this instead?"

She dragged out the sprinklers and we all ended up just running through the sprinklers for a while. Eventually, Geraldo came with soap, washcloths and towels, which was nice. It wasn't long before people (Natalie) started slipping and falling, so we turned off the sprinklers and went inside the house.

After a few hours of sitting around drinking and talking shit, we picked 4-person sleeping configurations, since there were only two bedrooms available. Alice went with Marcus, Cyndi and Natalie. I went with Jen, Geraldo and Stefania. Obviously the party continued. Perhaps the story will too...