Melvin, Elvin, & Melba

Melvin, Elvin, & Melba

I don't want to give too much away. This is the story of an unconventional family. It's not a long story. but it was fun to write. There is some mom, dad, and son interaction.. All participants over eighteen yrs old. Melvin and Melba are a married couple with a son, Elvin.

Melvin and Melba had gone out. They were supposed to be gone all afternoon. Elvin had decided to take advantage of their absence by going to the bathroom for a good old ham shank (wank).

He was at this very minute fantasizing about performing all sorts of sexual acts with his mother. Why? Who knew? He didn't. She was an old boot to be honest and Elvin thought maybe he liked her honest old bootiness. Just saying, that's all, just saying.

Whatever it was, about her, it was certainly turning him on. He had a raging erection. An erection any man would be happy to own, unless his legs were only ten inches long, because Elvin had an 11 inch cock. Not just long but a 3 inch diameter. It was a true monster cock.

He was banned from playing baseball for his college Some unfortunate mistakes had been made in the melee selecting bats.

What-some-ever. He was having a good old ham shank while sitting on the lavatory. His eyes were closed as he fantasised. He was getting to the good bits and he didn't want to miss any of it. (His imagination was directly linked to his blink reflex). If his eyes were open it came as just a few snapshots instead of an internal movie.

His parents had returned, from their "gone all afternoon", early.

A head of platinum blonde hair, that hung long, in a curly 80s style, like Farrah Fawcett Majors peeked around the corner into the bathroom. Elvin, eyes closed, started yelling, "Suck it, mom. Suck that cock!"

The next thing Elvin heard was a voice, that sounded like someone had gargled with a mixture of thick pea soup and gravel, like Alex Jones', saying, "Fuck off. I'm not sucking that ugly fucking thing. I don't suck anybody's cock. Stick it in my arse like everyone else does. It seems to be a convenient parking place for all the random dicks in the area."

It was the voice of his mom, Melvin, his other mom, that is. Melvin was a pre-surgery, pre-drug therapy transgender male to female. But for 25 years had never bothered attempting the change. Consequently, Melvin,, looked like Melvin with long platinum hair. Sort of Farrah Fawcett Majors if she had been a 50-year-old wrestler who had gone to seed. Rick Flair in retirement, if you will, but dressed in a micro mini skirt and a crop top, with lipstick and eye makeup, and a heavy 5 o'clock shadow.

Elvin was shocked and jumped up rushing to put his cock away. Which was difficult with an 11-inch monster.

The gravelly voice boomed out again, "Don't bother about me. I've seen 'em all. Big, little, black, white."

Elvin, hoping to correct Melvin's misinterpretation of the situation, "Oh, not you mom. I was fantasizing about mom mom".

Melvin said, sarcastically, "Well, you are barking up the wrong tree there son. Maybe, if you wrap that fucking thing in a yard of Axminster, she might suck it. She's a fucking carpet muncher you daft cunt."

Elvin finally managed to put his dick back in his pants. Melvin had gone back downstairs.

Elvin could hear that booming voice telling his mom mom what had just happened. You couldn't keep a secret in this fucking neighbourhood. That voice penetrated every wall for a hundred yard radius. The neighbours already knew what had happened. Fucking hell, he was going to have to start wearing his covid mask again. Otherwise the neighbours would start pointing him out, to all and sundry, as the pervert who wanted his transgender dad to suck his cock. No one would believe that it was really his mom mom he wanted to suck it.

Things soon turned around in the house though. Later that night: Elvin couldn't sleep, so he was going to go and get a bottle of water from the fridge. He heard a strange sound from his parents bedroom and, being nosey, he went in. He discovered his mom mom, Melba, pegging the fuck out of Melvin's arse with a short but extremely thick strap on.

"I thought you said mom was a carpet muncher?" he said to Melvin.

Melvin answered, "What do you think she's doing? This is an act of lesbian revenge. For all the years I was dicking her and she didn't want it."

Elvin said, in bafflement, "Revenge? If it's revenge why is the strap on so short?"

Melba said, "Take a closer look. You'll see the ends snapped off and I haven't had time to remove the other seven inches."

Just for fun. Hope you enjoyed.