My Toys Pt. 01

I have a friend. Her name is Karen, "K" for short. We have a nice, platonic relationship. We've known each other for about twenty years and never, in all those years, have never kissed nor touched each other. Not that she isn't good-looking or well-built, on the contrary, she has a killer figure with forty-inch tits and a tight little ass. Her face isn't beautiful but she's no beast. You get used to it after a while. I've never seen Karen with either a man or a woman. I've always considered her asexual. I've never seen her loosen up.

Once a week, usually on a Thursday, her day off, we get buzzed and have lunch while her two dogs and my one dog frolic in the backyard. Lunch was over and we retired to the back porch to enjoy our high.

"I bought a vibrator yesterday. One of those pressure-hammers that pin point the ache. It takes a little getting used to but it made my aching back feel better."

"I don't have one of those. I have a cordless Magic Wand. And it is magic."

"Those are nice but expensive. How do you use it?" What a loaded question.

I considered how I might answer her. We were both lying on chaise lounges and plenty high. My tongue loosens up when I'm stoned. "I use it for aches and pains. I use it to masturbate, too."

"Oh wow. Now that's something I'd like to see."

"Not likely. Don't you have sex toys? I have a few. Don't you?"

"I have one. It's an eight-inch dildo but I don't use it much. I rely on my fingers mostly."

"I have a dildo, too. It's smaller, about six inches."

"My mind is crashing. I never knew this about you. I'm afraid to think of how you use it!"

"Don't be afraid. I use it kind of like you would. It has a suction cup in the bottom of the shaft. Sometimes, when I'm showering, I attach it to the wall, put some lube on it and fuck myself. It's the perfect length to hit my prostate. Now you know."

"Jesus, Ray, you should see the images in my head. I think that was way too much information for me. But it turns me on, too. I'm so white bread that my vibrator only goes into one hole. Do you use other toys?"

"Yes."

"Can I see them?"

"Weeeell, K. I don't know"

"You told me how you use the dildo. I'm reaaly curious. Don't hold back. Oh, God, my pussy is juicy."

"In that case... I'll go get my juicer." I went into my bedroom and fetched a small valise from the closet. I returned to find Karen hunched up in her chair, hiding her crotch as she sat to the side. I was wearing shorts but I was commando. I decided to put on a little show for my horny friend.

I sat across from her, maybe two or three feet away. The first item I pulled out was the dildo.

"Oooh, let me see that." She took it, felt all around it and checked out the suction cup. "And this feels good in your ass?" she curiously asked.

"Like I said, it's hits the prostate just right. You wouldn't get that."

"What else you got?"

I pulled a couple of tubes of lube and put them on the table. I also pulled out a couple of cock rings. Then I pulled out a device. "This is a Fleshlight."

I handed the device to her. She examined the vagina hole and put her finger inside. "Wow. It feels awesome. So I assume that you stick your dick into it." I was sitting so that she could see the head of my dick just under the shorts. She moved into a new position on the chair to get a better look. She didn't think I noticed.

"Sure, but if you flip the switch on the bottom..." She did. The Fleshlight gave off a hum and then started pumping in and out.

"That looks like it has to feel good. Does it?"

"With a little lube, it does the trick. It also twists as it goes up. The vagina is modeled from some porn star. It's one of my favorite toys." Then, I pulled out a strange looking device.

"What is the hell is that?"

"Ah, this is a very versatile toy. This part vibrates. It fits around my penis. See, the penis goes here and my balls slips through here. The vibrator works on me and also buzzes the clit if you're fucking."

"Okay, but what is that snake-like thing attached to where you put your balls?"

"This cobra-headed piece fits into either my or my partners ass... and it vibrates, too. This is a neat toy." I felt around the bag and pulled out the Magic Wand. I pulled out the drawstring bag with all the different heads. I also pulled out several condoms as well as two very small see-through thongs. She picked one up and examined it.

"You wear these?"

"I haven't in some time."

"Put 'em on. Come on, I want to see that. Come on, show me. Pleeeeze." She picked up the Magic Wand and flipped it on.

"You can't be serious."

"I am. I'm so fucking horny... and we're friends. I want to see you demonstrate your toys for me. Just show me. Come on, do it. Don't make me beg."

I took a long draw on the joint... I also smelled her vagina leaking pheremones. She certainly was juicy. I spread my legs wider so she could a better view of my one-eyed monster. I gulped down the rest of my beer. She was rubbing the Magic Wand around different parts of her body. I stood up with my back to her and dropped my shorts. "Nice ass," she said. I slipped on the black mesh thong and adjusted myself. I turned around. My cock was hard and stretching the thin material straight out. I must admit, my flesh against the black mesh looked damn good. "So, do they look good on me?"

Her mouth was wide open; she was catching flies. "Uh... yeah... good, nice. I haven't seen a beauty like that in years. I am impressed." She pulled off her hoodie and unfastened her bra. Her big tits hung to the sides. Show me how you use the Fleshlight while I use the wand. Let's watch each other." She began to rub the vibrator around her nipples.

I pulled the thong under my balls, dripped some lube into the Fleshlight and slipped my dick into it. I turned it on. I sighed. A few minutes later, I slipped it out. "Why'd you stop?" she said. "I don't want to cum yet and this thing is really effective."

I pulled off my thong. My dick bobbed inches from her face. I picked up the vibrator with the cobra-head.

I sat across from her again and put my balls through one hole, my dick through the other and, with a little lube, snaked the snake-head up my poop chute. "Here's the best part of this, K. You can control it through the app. Here, see, look."

She took my phone and examined the different waveforms. She turned it on the lowest speed. Immediately, it began to hum. She placed the wand into her crotch. She enjoyed playing with it. She also enjoyed playing with the app. When she hit my favorite one, a slow rolling wave, I groaned. "Ah, a good one." She increased the intensity.

Then she did something unexpected. She reached over and took my shaft into her hand. "The vibration tickles!" She reached below and held my large sac. "It feels stronger on your balls." Then she ran her hand up to my ass and pulled, then pushed the cobra-head in and out a few times. I was seeing double. "I'm going to cum soon."

"Wait!" She stood up and dropped her shorts and pulled her panties down. Let me tell you, she had some wild jungle bush. "I want to make you cum but I want to cum, too." She played with the app, increasing the speed. She held my balls. I took the wand and found my way through her forest. I used the flat part of the head to press it and roll it over her clitoris. In no time, she was cumming and quite vocal about it. I held her close to me as she came, my cock in her breasts. Just then, I began to shoot my seed. I sprayed down her cleavage and gave her a pearl necklace. He both went limp at the same time.

"That sure was fun. I came good... and so did you. I have to take a shower. I'm all sticky." She scooped up some cum and swallowed it.

"Hold that thought..." I began to clean her up, licking my cum from her while kissing and sucking on those globes.

"You're full of surprises. I know you all these years and I don't know you at all. All these cool toys. I learned a lot. I just can't believe you. You put things up your ass. You eat your cum. I never met a man like you. And you're straight?"

"To be more accurate, I'm bisexual. About seventy percent hetero. I like mmf threesomes. And what? You've never kissed a girl?"

"Yes, I have. Back when I was in college, I had a girlfriend. I never had a group or a threesome. I'm envious. And, while I was married twice, no one ever really did it for me. You and your magic toys made me cum so good. I feel a little silly though. We've sort of over-exposed ourselves. And why is your dick hard again?"

I lifted her up and rearranged her so that she could sit on my lap and ride my pole. I suckled her teats. One hand went under her ass as I set our rhythm. The other hand fingered her clit. I was multitasking to the max. She was very tight. Maybe that was from non-use. Mr. Happy was cleaning the cobwebs.

Karen was pretty happy. She leaned back and rocked on my cock. "Oh shit. Damn. Shit, shit, shit. Feels so good. Make me cum." We rocked for a few minutes when she stiffened and began to squeal. She was bouncing hard and dripping all over me. She had a very long orgasm and part of it was a long series of kegels. Feeling her pussy walls pinching sent me over the wall. My cock shot deep into her. Sitting in my lap while my dick plugged her up, she closed her eyes and rested.

"You have no idea how much I needed that. That was some great fun, too."

"What do you mean? I'm not done."

"Oh, no. My pussy is done. Stick a fork in it."

"I prefer to stick a tongue in it." Against her protestations, I flipped her onto the couch and went down on her. She rolled me over so that every drop of the cream-pie was gulped down. Meanwhile, she bent over and inhaled my dick. It wasn't going to come alive again but she enjoyed it. She got up, lay in my arms and then french kissed my dessert out of my mouth.

Our post-coital pillow talk went something like this:

"So what do we do now? Are we Friends-With-Benefits?"

"That could work. We could call each other when we need a booty call."

"Yup, that was my thinking, too. Do you still do threesomes? I'd like to try that."

"I have a couple of snowbirds that come down to spend the winters. But you'll have to trim your bush, she likes her vaginas clean."

"I'm there. I'll trim it short. Oh, yes. I want to do this."

She got up and danced into the bathroom like a sugar-plum fairy. I got up and poured a couple of beers. She joined me in the kitchen. We drank and giggled. She said, "I'll come over tomorrow night to show you my trim... and let you test drive it, okay?"

More than okay, I thought.