Bachelorette Vacation 04

BV04

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I walked into the main living room to see Val was watching TV from the big ass TV mounted on the wall above the fire place.   She was lounging on the couch lightly drinking from a mug while it looked like she was watching some TV drama.

The moment she saw me she instantly paused whatever she was watching as she smiled at me, "Hey there sleepy head.   You just getting up?"

I rubbed at the back of my head with a smile unsure what to exactly say and instead lied, "Na I've been up for a minute checking emails from my phone."

Val smirked, "Well if you need the wifi I could give it to you for your other devices.   I'm sure looking on your cell might be a pain in the ass."

I chuckled, "Actually that would be great."

I walked passed and pointed to my right, "Kitchen is this way, right?"

Val warmly smiled as she nodded, "There's coffee in the pot if you're interested."

I smiled, "Thanks," as I walked into the kitchen see THAT for the first time.

Much like the massive living room, the kitchen was surprisingly more elegant and compact compared to the massive living room.

I mean it wasn't small nor was it AS grand as the living room but it was a noticeable difference.

Still there was a large dual door refrigerator against the far wall from the entrance.   To the right was a decent sized oven that was definitely much larger than the stove I had in my free house.   At my home I had the standard oven with four burner stove top and a standard sized oven.   Here it looked like she also had a four burner stove top BUT she also had a small grill to the left.   The oven was a dual door oven with one large cavity on the right and a small cavity on the left.

I wonder if either side did something different?

To the left was a decent sized, again much larger than what I had in my free home, dual sink against the wall with a bay window looking out against the backyard.

Surrounding everything was stone counter space with various appliances sporadically placed almost like each appliance was it's own station for something.

Below the counter tops was your stereo typical drawer system.   And above it was the same cabinet that was more uniform.

In the opposite corner of where I entered the kitchen was a door that I imagined led to a pantry of some type.

I walked over to the door to confirm my suspicion finding it odd that the seal around the door seemed odd but shrugged internally and opened it.   I stuck my head in and found a room that curved around the back wall of the kitchen, where the fridge was against, that was almost a room in itself.

I also found the room colder than shit like it was it's own fridge or something.

But the room was indeed a pantry as I saw food neatly placed on open shelves surrounding the room.   And the cold began to make sense as I saw certain items like cheese and bottled juices that should go into the fridge but due to the rooms coldness their placement didn't entirely surprise me.   Still there was more dried goods than items that needed to be refrigerated.

If I had to guess Val had the room be turned into a cold pantry of some type just in case things like cheese or milk or eggs became scarce during certain times of the year.   Though I was betting it was because Val was lazy or something silly like that.

With my curiosity satisfied I exited the pantry before I stopped and saw soda boxes and two large cylinder canisters with a hose system attached to the boxes and cylinder canisters.   I smirked and thought 'so THAT'S how they brought soda to their bar'.   I pursed my lips and added to my thought's 'must have been a bitch to run the hoses from here to the bar' before I shrugged and thought 'oh well it's not my money'.

I exited the cold pantry and closed the door hearing the hiss as the seal to the door closed shut and confirmed my suspicion.

I easily found the coffee maker and walked up to the maker looking where the mugs were and decided to try the cabinet above the coffee maker, I opened the cabinet and smiled seeing coffee making supplies on one side of the cabinet and mugs on the left.

I pulled my head back with the cabinet open and lightly looked around the kitchen at the appliance placement and thought 'I wonder if the cabinets above the appliances is themed like this one?'

I stepped aside and walked up to the first appliance which was a food processor and opened the cabinet above it before frowning as I found the cabinet where the tupperware was.   I was semi impressed as the tupperware was VERY organized, if it were me it would be a mess in the span of a week or two.

I pursed my lips and decided to try another appliance.   I stepped in front of the blender and opened the cabinet finding the cups.

Ok maybe not.

I tried one more as I stepped in front of a mini oven and found the plates.

Maybe there was a method I was missing?   Or was the coffee cabinet the only one themed?

I stepped in front of ONE more appliance which was the microwave and smiled as this one was filled with snacks that is commonly associated with microwaves.

I looked around the kitchen wondering if there some type of method to the madness.   Then it dawned on me.   Where there was an appliance was the 'item' most needed for the appliance.   So the blender most needed cups for easy access.   The mini oven is where you needs plates the most.  

The only one I was missing was the food processor and Tupperware.   That one didn't make sense to me.   Granted I've never used a food processor so I wasn't sure what was needed.

I closed the cabinet above the microwave before I went back to the coffee.   I pulled out a mug and proceed to pour me a cup.   I walked up to the fridge and opened that to find some type of creamer and found the creamer.   I instantly looked at the flavor and thought 'Pumpkin Spice?' before I put out my tongue in disgust and put the creamer back.   I pulled out the regular milk, which was soy (another disgusting thing), and poured enough to change the color from black to a light amber and put the milk back.

I walked out of the kitchen to see Val as I spoke, "So where's the rest of the girl's?"

Val stopped the TV again and looked at me, "Sorry, what?"

I smiled, "The girl's?"

Val blinked before she smiled, "Oh, Nel and Belle are downstairs doing some videos for Nel's channel.   Kami is out back bathing in the sun while it's out."  She smirked at me, "And I believe YOU know where Tara is."

I looked at her, "What makes you think that?"

Val lightly chuckled, "Tara isn't exactly 'quiet'."

I felt my face heat up but spoke flatly, "Ok you got me."

Val smiled at me, "So did you have fun?"

I coughed as I took a sip of the coffee semi enjoying the flavor and hating the taste of the soy milk.   I set the mug down and looked at Val flatly, "We both just scratched each other's back.   She was horny and I was there to fill that need."

Val smirked at me, "Is that what you want to call it?"

I coughed into my hand still feeling my face get hot but spoke, "Yes."  I looked at her flatly, "Remember Tara is a BREEDER and so am I."  I shrugged, "It would be natural we fucked."

Val chuckled, "Ok if you say so."  She wiggled her eyebrows at me, "So how was she?"

I sighed as I rolled my eyes but still had a smirk on my face and I was about to answer the silly question when Tara stepped out running a towel through her hair as she wore a cut up shirt where the lower part was absent showing off her nearly flat stomach and a different pair of loose shorts but this one was more higher than the other.   The other shorts she was wearing came down to about mid thigh, this one was barely at crotch level.

Tara walked in trying to dry her long brown hair and stopped to look at us.   She smiled at Val, "Your shower is amazing Val."

Val laughed as Tara spoke, "So what did I miss?"

Before Val could speak I answered, "Apparently Nel and Belle are downstairs doing videos and the bachelorette is outside sun bathing while the sun is out."

Val added, "And I was asking how you two were seeing how you two fucked."

Tara froze and looked at Val wide eyed as I sighed, "Fine, yes we fucked Val."

Tara muttered, "How'd.."

I spoke, "Apparently you're not exactly quiet."

Tara blushed but muttered, "Oh..."

Val laughed as she looked at Tara, "Relax!   I don't care you two fucked."  She looked at me with a smirk before looking at Tara, "Consider me jealous now that our dear 'friend' Cecil is hot."

I looked at Val quizzically, "I'm hot?"

Val smirked at me, "Yes."  She looked at Tara, "SO? How WAS he?"

Tara looked at me as I sighed and simply nodded because I was semi curious myself to know how I ranked in her book.

Tara finally unfroze and moved as she sat down on the couch next to Val as she spoke, "How much do you want to know?"

Val sounded jovial as she spoke, I wasn't sure her facial expression because now Val's head was turned just enough to where I couldn't tell but I'm assuming she was smiling, "Whatever you feel comfortable telling."

Tara nodded and was blushing, "Do you want me to rank him out of 10?   Or do you want the 'juicy' details?"

Val continued to sound jovial as she answered, "Both."

Tara nodded as she looked at me for a moment waiting for me to confirm before she looked at Val, "If I HAD to judge him on technique I would have to say a solid 7 out of 10."

7 out of 10?   What the hell Tara?

Tara continued, "BUT if I were to judge his OVERALL performance he definitely gets 10 out of 10."

Val laughed, "Why the two different scores?"

Tara blushed but spoke, "Because he did things that most of the men I've been with has NEVER done to me."

Val laughed more as she spoke, "Ok how does he compare to OTHER men?"

Tara answered quickly, "Oh EASILY 10 out of 10."

Val looked at me with an evil grin before she turned her attention back to Tara, "Ok give me the juicy details why he ranks higher than other men?"

Tara sighed with a warm smile, "Where do I start?"

Val spoke, "How about dick size?"

I spoke, "Hey!"

Tara looked at me with an evil smile but answered Val, "Oh, he's DEFINITELY packing."  She turned her attention to Val, "Like he's long enough to where you DEFINITELY feel stretched out but not long enough to where it's painful.   And DEFINITELY thick enough to where you know it's almost life affirming."

Val laughed, "So he's not a short needle dick, that's good to know."

Tara gushed, "Oh GOD NO!!"  She leaned forward, "Even though my pussy is plump and wet I could DEFINITELY feel every bump and vein in his cock." She blushed, "I can say cock right?"

Val laughed hard as Tara spoke, "What?"

Val laughed more for a minute before she was under control enough to answer, "What's the difference?"

Tara blushed but shrugged, "I don't know.   I mean yes he still has a dick but I think anything that goes beyond a certain length and girth I would consider a cock."

Val laughed more as I contemplated the answer.

I mean how is that different?

Both the words 'dick' and 'cock' mean EXACTLY the same thing!!!

How in the HELL could they be considered DIFFERENT?

Val laughed more before she spoke, "I know what you mean."

Now I couldn't help myself as I blurted, "How in the FUCK is dick and cock fucking different?"

Both looked at me as I saw Tara warmly smile at me like she was saying 'Oh you poor fool' and Val looked at me like she was saying 'You really want to hear this?'.

Val spoke, "It's just a saying honey."

Tara added, "Besides it's hard to explain."

Val looked at Tara, "Actually it's quite simple to explain."

Tara looked at her incredulously, "To a GUY?"

Val nodded, "Yep."

Tara looked at her more incredulously, "How?"

Val looked at me, "You sure you want to hear this?"

I nodded without hesitation.

Val sighed, "Alright."  She turned to face me, "You know how you idiots compare our bodies to one another especially boobs?"

I nodded, "Yeah sure."

Val smiled, "Well we do the same thing to you.   Except were doing MULTIPLE factors.   Height, weight, face, job, money, and especially your dick.   Tara," she looked at Tara, "Correct me if I'm wrong," she looked back it me, "was simply explaining to me that your DICK not only filled her insides to where you DIDN'T hurt her and was fat enough to where when she orgasmed she felt every part of your to where her orgasm was stronger."

Val looked at Tara, "Did I get that right?"

Tara blushed, "More or less."

Val looked at me, "If you DIDN'T fill her up or," she smiled at me, "stretch her insides your dick is just a dick.   But because you stretched her insides WITHOUT hurting her your dick turned into a cock."

I blinked at her showing that I wasn't following.

Val sighed before she spoke, "Look.   Our insides aren't some straight thing."

I nodded, "Yeah I know that."

Val smirked, "And you know our insides can only stretch so much."

I nodded again, "Yeah."

Val kept her smirk, "Well our insides can only go so far before we feel like our insides is going to tear."  She shrugged, "Some women it's 6 or 7 inches before they feel like their insides are going to tear.   Some like it longer and can accept more before that tear limit.   And some like it smaller because each girl's vagina is naturally so long."

I blinked, "But what about pregnancy when their insides get REALLY stretched?   How is THAT any different?"

Val rolled her eyes, "Different part of the vagina."

Tara added, "It's not like we agree to that part of body stretches that much."  She shrugged, "It just happens."  She looked at me, "What we CAN control is how much of a guy's dick we accept."

Val smiled at Tara, "I like that."

Val looked at me, "Now does it make sense?"

I shook my head, "Not really."

Val shrugged, "Sorry that's the best I can do."  She looked at Tara, "Now let's get back to those JUICY details."

I sighed and simply sat there so I could hear what Tara thought of my performance but I didn't get the chance because Kami walked in and proclaimed, "Holy shit is it cold out there!"

All of looked at Kami who was wearing a hardly there bikini that did absolutely jack shit to cover her.

I squinted at her as I thought 'Was she wearing pasties over her nipples?   And what the fuck was covering her vag?'

Val lightly chuckled, "I'm half surprised you went out there with that.   Besides, it's like 26 degrees out."

Kami blushed a little bit but spoke, "Well I needed to make sure my tan was good for my dress."

I spoke, "You know your tan looks fine, right?"

Tara added, "I wouldn't have risked it and gotten hypothermia."

Kami rolled her eyes, "I was fine.   Besides I got the breeder drug making me nice and warm just like you two."

Tara chuckled, "There's a difference between WARM and freezing your ass off in 26 degree temperatures Kami.   No offense, my nipples would have frozen off."

Kami looked at us, "Listen I was wearing warming oil to help keep me warm and with the sun beating down on me I felt fine."

Val smirked, "Is that why your lips are blue?"

Kami frowned, "Ok enough enough.   I get it.   No more sunbathing while it's freezing out."

Val looked at us and spoke softly, "She thinks she's going to be freezing now just wait until the wedding."

Kami barked, "What was that?"

Val sweetly spoke, "Oh nothing.   Just looking forward to your wedding."

Kami rolled her eyes and walked further in to stand next to the fireplace, "So what were you all talking about anyways?"

Val smiled, "Sex."

Kami looked at us, "Like in general?"

I sighed, "Tara and I fucked earlier and Val wanted to hear ALL the juicy details."

Kami's eyes bulged, shocked, "You did what???"

Val chuckled as she added, "And they weren't being quiet about it."

I sighed, "Yeah yeah."

Kami immediately moved from the fireplace and sat down on the couch, "Tell me ALL about it!"

I blurted, "What the fuck?"

Kami looked at me, "Please, we've all thought about fucking you but..."

Val looked at me, "You were too scrawny and we're close friends so we did nothing about it."

Kami added, "Plus we were in high school."

Val added, "But now you're hot."

Tara mumbled, "With a huge cock."

I rose my eyebrow as Tara cooed, "Oooooo that's what I want to hear!"  She bounced on the sofa next to Tara, "Don't LEAVE any of the details out!"

I sighed again but this time I wanted to hear that and like before almost on queue in walked Nel and Belle as Nel spoke, "Sorry it took us so long babe but we did ENOUGH videos to where I think I'm good until the next year."

Belle walked in completely nude and glistening from what looked like oil... or perspiration, I couldn't tell.

Nel was wearing a thong and nothing else.

Belle looked to be obviously flustered as she plopped down on one of the chairs, "You can say that," she looked at Nel, "but my pussy is SO sore after all that you did."

Nel smirked, "Hey you wanted to do videos for BOTH of our channels.   I only suggested doing just a few videos for MY channel."

Belle grumbled, "Yeah well I wasn't aware of your BDSM tendencies."

Nel chuckled, "You were the one that wanted to 'try out' some of my machines."

Belle shot back, "That YOU tied me to and turned on the highest setting."

Nel raspberried her lips before she exclaimed, "PAH-LEASE!!! That was the lowest setting at best."  She shrugged, "Maybe mid."  She turned to Val with a smirk, "I may have gotten lost in the moment."

Belle barked, "Lost in the moment?"

Nel addressed Belle with a smug smirk and a shrug, "What can I say you have a delicious pussy and an ass that demanded a beating."

Belle squinted at Nel for a long moment before she sighed and rolled her eyes, "Whatever I'm just glad it's over."

All of us looked at the two before Belle blurted, "What?"  She looked at us, "Was it something I said?"

Val just started laughing.... hard as we all looked at her like she had lost her mind.

We, of course, waited for her to calm down but she didn't but was able to speak between chortles, "Between Belle and my wife and Tara and Cecil this house was BUSY!!!"  She looked at Kami, "The only ones who missed out was us," before she started to laugh more.

Now Belle was looking at me and Tara with her mouth hanging open for a moment before she hissed at Tara, "You BITCH!"

I flinched as I thought there was a fight about to happen.

And I guess I wasn't the only one as Nel flinched as well but her flinch was more fight and mine was get in the middle.

But Belle didn't move for a second before she leaned forward, "Cecil was sleeping in MY bed.   I should be the one to fuck him FIRST!"

Tara squinted with a smirk, "Yeah well, you snooze you loose."

Nel spoke, "Ladies, ladies.   This is NO time to fight. We're here to celebrate Kami's wedding."

Belle looked at Nel who surprisingly flexed showing off her six pack abs and surprisingly defined arms with a look on her face that was scary looking.

Belle quickly blanched on HOW Nel was looking at her before she semi stuttered, "You're right."

She looked at Tara, "Sorry Tara, I just got upset that you got to him first."

Tara looked at Nel who was still glaring at Belle before she looked at Belle and spoke, "I'm sorry too.   We shouldn't be fighting."

Belle nodded before Nel relaxed and sighed as she softened her muscles as she visibly relaxed.

Val quickly spoke, "Maybe some mimosas are in order.   Something to 'relax' the room."

Nel nodded, "Right."

I grunted, "Fuck that, I need food."

Val spoke, "I'll order some chinese.   Does anyone want chinese?"

There was a round of audible 'yes's' as Val spoke, "Great I'll order a variety," she looked around as she spoke quizzically, "unless someone wants something specific?"

I spoke, "I could go for orange chicken AND mu sho pork."  Before I added, "Oh and both rices please."

Val nodded before Tara spoke, "Oooo orange chicken."

Val smiled at me for the assist before she looked at Tara, "How about we go to the kitchen and pop up some popcorn while I order."  She looked at Kami, "Want any specific dishes?"

Kami smirked, "I wouldn't say no to a Spring Roll.   And maybe some wontons."

Belle spoke flatly, "Kung Pao beef with some wonton soup.   Oh and an order of egg rolls."

Val nodded as her and Tara walked by, "Baby do you want anything?"

Nel spoke, "Vegetable lo mein please."

I got up as the air still felt a little weird and walked up to Nel who was behind the bar already mixing mimosas.

I eyed her for a moment as I watched her heavily pouring tequila into the orange juice instead of champagne, "Uhhhh, aren't you supposed to put CHAMPAGNE in mimosa NOT TEQUILA?"

Nel looked at me, "Val said RELAXED, tequila will do that."

I looked at her, "Or make them rowdy."

Nel looked at me before smirking almost evilly at Belle, "Don't worry they'll be relaxed."

That felt a little creepy but let it slide due to how Belle had just acted and sighed, "Anyways you all got anything to munch on before the food comes?"

Nel looked at me confused, "You know once Val puts in that order it should be here relatively quickly."

I rose my eyebrow, "Define 'quickly'?"

Nel chuckled lightly before she spoke, "Well Val said they are making snacks, go ask them."

I nodded and thought that was a good idea but wanted to check on Nel without it looking like I was checking on her.