Be Our Breeder 08

Be Our Breeder 08

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I swear someone must be playing a cruel joke on me.

I say that because I woke up in my bed to a new development and I don't know how I fucking got here.

I woke up as usual.... my alarm blaring waking me up from my slumber.

I awoke to my usual morning wood.

Up until this moment everything is normal.

Woke up.... check.

Wake up to morning wood.... check.

What I wasn't expecting and obviously completely fucking forgot was the new body sleeping next to me.

I looked over and saw the beauty of Autumn peacefully sleeping next to me.... draped over me snuggled into my side.... naked.

What the fuck!

I don't remember going to bed with AUTUMN in my fucking bed!

No, I was SURE I went to sleep completely and utterly ALONE!

I replayed last night's events through my mind just to make sure.

Let's see here.   I had Autumn 'help' quiz me on some of my terms just so I could be ready for the exam today.   Most of which I passed, honestly having her quiz me really helped.   I had a small dinner as she made me some noodles as I don't like eating heavy before a big test.   After I ate I did one last check on my notes for the test.   Then I MADE Autumn leave me alone so I could get some sleep.   Then I went to bed.... ALONE!

So when did she fucking sneak in?

Honestly I have no clue which is very surprising because I'm USUALLY a LIGHT sleeper.

But SOMEHOW Autumn was able to sneak in and CUDDLE into my body!

I whispered, "Autumn."

Autumn groaned and snuggled more into me and dragged her leg over my legs.

This time I didn't care as I spoke, "Autumn!"

She grunted and picked her head up blinking rapidly at me before she spoke, "Huh?"

I spoke as calmly as I could, "Why are you on me?"

Autumn groaned, "I was having a hard time sleeping so I snuck in and snuggled into you."  She squeezed me putting her head back down, "I hope you don't mind."

I spoke, "Actually, yes I do mind."

Autumn picked up her head as she gave me her puppy dog eyes, "But WHY?"

I tried to keep my frustration in, "Because you're NUDE!!!"

She smirked at me, "Yeah, and?"

I groaned, "And I have morning fucking wood."

Autumn's smile turned mischievous as she spoke, "I can help with that."

I sighed as I pushed her off me, "No.   I NEED to get ready."

I heard Autumn pout, "Meanie!"

I got myself out of bed as I spoke, "Which means YOU need to get ready if you're taking me to school."

Autumn groaned, "Fine!"

I stood there making sure she had left my room before I closed my door and walked to my shower to take care of business.   I walked into the bathroom quickly brushed my teeth before I stepped into the arctic waters that were quickly becoming my new life so I could make my morning wood go away before I could piss.   I did a quick wash of my hair and body before I stepped out chattering my teeth from the sub frozen waters off a glacier and completely forgot to turn on the heated flooring so that sucked.   I dried myself off then rolled on some deodorant before I walked out of my bathroom and into my new closet as I quickly got dressed.

By the time I walked out of my room I had officially showered and was ready in almost nine minutes.

I walked to the long hall as I yelled, "AUTUMN WE NEED TO GET GOING!!!   OR I'M FINDING THE CLOSEST BUS TO GET TO SCHOOL!"

I heard Autumn grumble as she walked out of the darkness of the halls, "I'm coming, I'm coming."

As she walked out wearing the most skimpiest and shortest shorts I had EVER seen with boots on and the tightest almost see through shirt I had ever seen anyone wear.   And to top it off she was wearing a ball cap.

I stopped her, "Please tell me you're just dropping me off in that outfit?"

Autumn looked down at her outfit before looking at me, "No.   What's wrong with my outfit?"

I blurted, "You mean aside from the fact I can see your fucking nipples and areoles?   Or the fact I can see your fucking thong?"

Again she looked down at her outfit before looking at me, "Is it that bad?"

I nodded, "Uh yeah!   You'll have EVERY guy drooling over you."

She smirked, "Good.   Let them."

She walked past me, "Come on, like you said we're going to be late."  She smirked at me, "And we're getting coffee before we get to school."

I looked up at the ceiling cursing my fucking luck.

I walked with Autumn out of the luxury penthouse and onto the elevator.

We rode it down as the elevator felt like it dropped the fucking car down to the garage instead of a natural decline no this thing felt like it dropped our asses and only braked the last few feet before killing our asses.

I lightly groaned at the sudden stop before I spoke, "Geez this thing is a death trap."

Autumn chuckled, "Yeah it's a little over powered."

I looked at Autumn incredulously, "Overpowered?   When I first arrived it felt like this thing was trying to launch our asses into outer space getting us to our floor and now it felt like it dropped our asses and only broke before it killed us."

Autumn shrugged as she spoke, "I've seen worse."

The doors opened as we exited as I exclaimed, "Worse?   What's worse than ALMOST launching our asses into outer space and nearly killing us when it fucking used it's brakes at the last fucking second?"

We walked to the car as Autumn opened her door looking at me, "Actually breaking and being stuck."

She got in the car as I blinked at her.

I got into the car as I looked at her, "Wait!   That's happened?"

Autumn shrugged as she turned on the car, "Eh, I'm just lucky my bladder and colon was empty otherwise it would have been more embarrassing than it was."

I blinked more as Autumn reversed the car out of the space and put it in drive and started moving forward.

We exited the parking lot UNDER the building before I spoke, "Wait!   Are you telling me YOU got stuck in an elevator?"

Autumn nodded, "Yep."

I spoke, "Where?"

Autumn turned onto the street, "Seoul, South Korea.   It was the planning commission's fault for putting us gymnasts with the weight lifters."  She smiled at me, "At least I had fun being stuck in the elevator for three hours."

I blurted, "THREE HOURS?"

Autumn smirked, "Yep."  She grabbed her phone and handed it to me, "Hey could you be a dear and open the bucks app and order me a large upside down caramel latte, two extra shots and whatever you want.   Ooo and a banana muffin if they have it."

I grumbled as Autumn officially changed the topic.   Still I opened the app and spoke, "The closest bucks is two blocks away."

Autumn spoke, "Do the one close to your college so all we have to do is swing in, pull through, and exit to your college."

I rose my eyebrow, "You do realize that fucker is going to be PACKED with a mile long line in drive through."

Autumn chuckled, "Fine.   Half way then."

I nodded and gave her the address as she used her hands free system and spoke the address of the bucks that I was going to order from.   Then I ordered her large upside down caramel latte with two extra shots and added her banana muffin.   Then I put in a large cold brew coffee with three shots and a splash of milk.

Then I handed her phone back to her as I spoke, "I owe you $7."

Autumn laughed, "You can pay for lunch then."

I rolled my eyes and spoke, "Fine."

I looked at her, "So what happened in the elevator? At the Olympics I mean."

Autumn smirked, "Not much to tell.   Four burly men and little ole me on an elevator meant to only handle three quarters of the weight as they were some BIG BOYS.   The elevator broke and took three hours to 'fix' it."  She laughed, "Made one of the men climb their fat ass through the doors to regulate the weight before the elevator could work again."

I spoke, "So it took three hours to get one of them off the elevator?"

Autumn tilted her head side to side, "Well the first hour and a half we waited for maintenance to come.   Then another thirty minutes for a translator. Then another thirty minutes to figure out the problem.   Once the four figured out the problem it was getting maintenance to over ride the system to drop the elevator another five feet to get to an opening.   Then the four pretty much pried the doors opened with their bare hands and one stepped out.   As soon as he got off the system saw we were no longer over the weight limit it worked just fine."

I blinked more confused as Autumn added, "It was their own fault as MOST people in Korea are skinnier than shit and most weight maybe 70 kilo or so."  She scoffed, "Not 160 kilo PER guy."

Kilo?

Oh right.   Stupid conversion.  

I quickly did the math conversion 160 kilos to pounds and blinked as I got roughly 350 lbs.   Times four was....1400 pounds.

I blinked at that little tid bit.

We pulled into the bucks as Autumn drove right up as there wasn't a line and told the speaker her name and that she was picking up a mobile order.   She pulled forward and got our coffee and her muffin before she drove off towards my college.

I remained quiet trying to do more math and remember what elevators max capacity were but for the life of me those facts were escaping me.

Autumn pulled up to a parking space in one of the lots as she proudly proclaimed, "We're here!"

I blinked and looked around my settings before I hissed, "SHIT!"

Autumn blinked, "What?"

I ignored her as I got out of the car not caring to close the door as I began running to the engineering building.

Somehow during my run I didn't drop my coffee nor spilled it as I ran the block and a half cutting through campus square towards the building I needed.

I opened the door and sprinted towards the closest stairs and ran up those two steps at a time getting to the third floor and sprinted down the remaining distance towards my class.

I ran into the class panting heavily with minutes to spare standing near the door trying to catch my breath as the room was filled.

I faintly heard the clacks from Autumn's boots as she was somehow behind me if only by a few steps.

The teacher looked at me, "You ok Mr. McGhae?"

I panted as I nodded, "Just... let.... me.... catch... my.... breath...."

The teacher pointed to the desk, "Well take your seat and we can begin the exam in a few moments."

I nodded and made my way to an empty seat.

The teacher looked at his watch on his wrist.   Then at his phone.   And finally the clock on the wall before he spoke, "Let me make sure there's no stragglers before this exam."

I wanted to warn him about Autumn but I was short of breath and he had already gotten up and walked over to the door.   He opened the door and stopped as I heard him speak, "Oh, excuse me miss."

I heard Autumn speak, "Hello Professor."

He spoke quizzically, "Are you a student here?"

I groaned but heard Autumn speak, "Transfer student."

He spoke quizzically, "Are you lost perhaps?"

Autumn spoke, "No, just waiting on my boyfriend."

Boyfriend?   Who the fuck is she calling 'boyfriend'?

My teacher spoke, "Oh well, if you're waiting could you perhaps wait outside or something?   We're having an exam and I don't want any cheating to transpire."

Autumn spoke, "Actually I'll just move to the other side of the hall so none of your students can see me but I WILL be waiting right here."

My teacher nodded, "Very well."

He looked around the hall for a moment before he moved back into the room and closed the door.

He looked around the room obviously trying to figure out who her boyfriend was and felt he put two and two together as his eyes landed on me making me feel uncomfortable.

I quickly spoke to elevate any concern, "Don't worry Professor.   Autumn will make sure she won't disrupt the exam and true to her word she won't try anything funny.   You have my promise."

The teacher smirked and nodded before he spoke, "Well let's get started with your exams then."

He returned to his desk and produced papers and scantron sheets as he approached the first group, "Take one of each and pass it back."  He moved on to the next group and said the same thing and so on until he hit each group of the room before he returned to his desk and leaned against it.

He spoke, "The exam has 120 questions and should take about two and a half hours.   Please remember to use pencil on your scantrons.   When you are done you may get up and hand in your test before you leave.   If you get done early please don't hang around the class.   Just get up and hand in your test and kindly leave.   I will have the results posted on your individual profiles before the next class.   You may start starting..." he looked at the clock before he spoke, "now."

I quickly looked down at my test and went to the first question before realizing I needed a pencil and quickly rifled through my bag and found my mechanical pencil.

I held up the pencil to show the teacher I wasn't cheating and caught him nodding like he was saying 'alright' before I heard in my head 'please be prepared next time'.  

I sighed inwardly before I started filling in the scantron with my name and date before I filled in the first answer.   Then I moved onto the next and the next and the next.

I took a sip of my coffee every six or seven questions feeling like this test was too easy.   Maybe because I had studied so hard or it felt like the questions were obviously pointing out the answer.

Until I hit question 90 then it started getting hard.

I slowed down and started to really read the questions before the answer popped up that made sense.

Again I found my pace as I blasted through the next 15 or so questions before it got hard again.

Eh?   What the fuck does... Ohhhh.   B.

The angle of the ship... that doesn't make sense.   What does the angle of the ships hull have to do with.... Oooohhhh.   C.

Why the fuck is there a movie question in here?   Oooohhhh... tricky.   I smirked as I filled in the bubble for D.

Right now the bonus questions.

Let's see here if lightning hit a moving object... D.

And if a car were to move.... how come this feels like a nonsense physics question?   A.

Huh... looks like I hit all the questions and I still had.... I looked up at the clock.   An hour and ten minutes left.

I looked down quickly double checking the questions to my answers to make sure I didn't miss anything as I wasted another twenty minutes.

I sighed as I thought I might as well hand in my test before I second guess a question or ten.

I put my pencil back into my back pack before I realized a few other students had handed in their tests and had left.

I rolled my eyes before I got up with the scantron and papers in my hand and my finished coffee in the other.

I walked up to the teacher sitting at the desk lightly reading from a book as he looked up at me.   I smirked as I put my scantron down on the others and the papers with the papers.

The teacher nodded and used his eyes towards the doors telling to get the fuck out.

I nodded and left the room before I deposited the empty coffee cup into the trash and exited the room.

As I exited the room I saw Autumn leaning against the wall as a couple of my classmates were hanging next to her trying to talk to her.

Autumn looked up to see me exiting and smiled at me before she looked at the two trying to mack on her as she spoke, "Excuse me."  She walked to me and wrapped her arms around me and kissed me on to lips instantly catching me off guard but I kissed her back happy she didn't use tongue.

We broke the kiss and I whispered, "You alright."

Autumn whispered back, "Nothing that I can't handle."

I watched her look back at the two who had dumb founded looks before she spoke loudly to me, "Come on HONEY, let's get to OUR next class."  As she escorted me down the hall.

I looked back to see the two continued to have their dumbfounded looks..... that or they were watching Autumn's exposed ass cheeks flex and sway as she walked.

Couldn't blame them.

When we got to the stairs and started walking down I spoke, "This is what I was trying to warn you about."

Autumn chuckled, "I know.   And who says I shouldn't enjoy it."

I grunted, "Well don't be surprised if one or two guys tries something."

Autumn smiled at me, "Let them try."

I eyed her not sure what she meant as the smile didn't look menacing or anything.   But it was definitely creepy.

We exited the building before I spoke, "Ookkk...."

Autumn smirked, "Where to next?"

I sighed, "Well I got at least another two hours before my next exam."  

I sighed, "Here at THIS building."  I looked back, "With those two same lugheads."

I looked at Autumn, "You shouldn't come to my next class."

Autumn blinked, "Why?"

I looked at her, "Because I don't want problems, Autumn."  I looked at her, "I'm not trying to be an asshole but I also don't want problems.   Can you PLEASE just go do something UNTIL my last class at 8pm?"

Autumn shook her head, "Nope."

I sighed as Autumn snuggled into me, "That muffin barely hit the spot.   Let's get a snack before your next exam."

I groaned before I nodded, "I guess a gyro couldn't hurt."