Texas Lady

Texas Lady

My friend Robert and I were sitting around, captivated by a picture that had us drooling. Robert had surprisingly fished his penis out and was fisting it, trying to hide this from Mary.. He was so excited, and Mary, my wife, pretended not to notice, which was just like her. The photo was of a mid-thirties naked blonde wrapped in the Texas flag. Only her most delicate parts showed; however, this more than enough. Robert asked, "Are you sure?"

"I am. Let's make the call." I looked over at Mary in silent consultation. She just shrugged. Not in favor of this; however, she bowed to the male libido.

Ring Ring

"Seimone's Ranch. Chasity speaking" ... followed with a surprising furniture squeaking. "Can I ... (squeak) indulge you?

This was far from normal, but not totally unexpected when calling a brothel. My imagination vividly heard the thrust into the lady on the end of the phone, her eyes rolling back, and the loss of concentration as the moment of each thrust absorbed her. "Maybe this is not a good time for me to call? We can call back."

"He's almost ... finished... Hang on ... female moan ... then a loud male grunt and a fake passion-filled gasp from Chasity." Then it seemed like she moved the phone receiver and had turned around to speak to someone. "Ben, that was great. Get cleaned up, and you can pay at the door." Turning the phone around and in a sultry voice, "What can we do for you today?"

"Really, we can call back if this is not convenient."

"You said we. Who am I talking with?"

"My name is John, and my best friend is Robert, and my wife, Mary, is listening."

"Well, John, what is our pleasure today?"

"Umm, I have a delicate question. Are you the one in the photo?"

"What Photo?"

"The Texas Flag?"

"I'm the one. What do you think?" she asked in a more pleasant tone. "We have documented providence. This flag flew over the Alamo."

"It's Beautiful. We've been admiring you."

Mary stepped in from the background, "More like drooling."

"The flag made me feel very nice. Just wearing the flag makes me tingle, as I think of all of the brave men who died for the revolution."

" Could we book some time with you?"

"All three of you?"

"No, just Robert and me. We don't get off the ranch much and..."

"Cowboys!", she asked excitedly."

"Yes, Mamm."

"Today's going to be your lucky day. That was Ben. I was servicing. He's got an old man's penis and a boy's enthusiasm. Always ejaculates prematurely and leaves me hanging on the cliff. Get over here fast, and I can take you right in while I'm still in the mood. I can fit a couple of cowboys in. We have all sorts of specials that might apply! Do you both want to book with me separately? We have a New customer discount. I need to mention a surcharge for dry cleaning if we use the flag. Are you native Texans?"

"Do you mean Injuns? No, however, we are fifth-generation Texans."

"Perfect, we always prefer Texans. They never have to wait at the door. We like Texan sperm, so no condoms required." Her voice dropped lower," non-Texans have to wear them. Yankees. We call them Yanks. Barely get hand jobs, you know," and she laughed, "Yanks... Hand jobs. "We don't cotton to Yankees! I also give specials to men in western hats and spurs. I like the excitement of Spurs. The cold steel of the spurs on my flanks gives a special edge to my performance."

"Well, we need to discuss some issues first." I continued. "We don't get off the ranch very often, and Mary generously takes care of both of our needs."

"Sure, I understand. Mary has sex with both of you. She must be nice and accommodating. I guess Life on a ranch must be lonely. Our ranch has lots of visitors. Sometimes I suppose you need to get off the homestead to shake out the quirks and have a little fun!"

"I grew up with Robert, and while we were young, started jerking off together." I was thankful that over the phone, she could not see how red I was getting. "It became kind of a contest, and then we wondered how much better we would feel if we did each other, which was great, but now the only way we can unload is if we are in the same pussy rubbing' against each other."

"Then you mean Mary provides the ..."

"We both like it, but Mary has been getting a little uptight about serving the two of us."

"Well, you can't hardly blame her", Chasity interrupted the confession. "So, you want me to play with both of you at the same time? This shouldn't be a problem. I've done it before, but its been a while. I would enjoy being stretched by two penises. It used to feel nasty. I should charge both of you, but I might enjoy it. Tell you what. We have a game, and the first one of you to cum pays for it. It's been too long since I have had two cocks cooperating inside me."

"John, that would not be treating your problem. Maybe we need to get off the double stuff thing. If you like the flag, I have a daughter, 18 years old, part Hispanic, who likes doing nasty things on that flag. A poignant symbol of what happened to her people during the war. Lots of men get off on that. Did I tell you we have the providence on the Texas flag and it once flew over the Alamo?"

"That young is she a virgin?"

"I can hear you drooling over the phone, you know. She's been working here a few months, so she has not been a virgin for a time, but she can pretend she is. The acting will cost more, you know, but she's very stunning, and her breasts are still developing, so she looks younger than she is. The problem is she's a brat. Now that she is making her own money, she is a handful. If you boys could fuck the brat out of her, I might kick her in for free!"

"What about Mary. Will she want to watch? While the two of you do me, I could go down on her if she is into that type of thing. "

I heard a low moan from Mary when she heard this suggestion.

'I think she might be in it. She just creamed herself."

"I might have a better idea. Does she have anything against boots?"

"Huh?"

"I have a nineteen-year-old son, and he is a little slow. I'm pretty sure he is a virgin, but I will have to ask. You know how boys are? Always wanting to stick their prick into something. Well, he brought a new pair of cowboy boots a while back and won't take them off, but he makes quite a striking figure, buck naked, with only his boots on, his generous cock sticking out like an arrow. Like most young men, he is always hard. Do you know the difference between a penis and a cock?

"Well I think I do."

Chasity laughed. "A penis is flaccid, a cock is full of warm blood, and has a target with a sense of destiny. Which are you?"

"Right now, a cock or" John looks down," a tentpole."

"Then get on over here, I'm hanging and have an orgasm building. Don't forget the spurs."

Tell you what, if she does him and she lets him cum in her, I'll set her up for free." Chasity's voice frowned," He needs the practice."

I looked over at Mary, and she was nodding enthusiastically in affirmation. She grabbed the phone from me. "Set him up. We're on the way."

I took the phone back. "Chasity, I think she's agreeing. Are you sure he's never been with a woman?"

"Pretty sure, no question. Get started over here. I'll unpack the flag and clean up. I'll be fresh as a Texas daisy by the time you boys get here."

"On our way."

Click.