FunkHouse - FatCamp Ch. 07-08

Chapter-7: "Crack a Window!" (Bed #2)

Now, while Ronjay, Randy and Boobie were bombing each other and the little room they were in with their fat filthy swamp-asses a similar situation was happening just a few feet away with the three big sweaty superchubs in bed #2! First up was Carlos, Lorenzo joked that the guys should cover their noses because the "bean eater" was up first which brought on a few chuckles. Carlos just glared at Lorenzo before quickly pulling his pants and boxers down bending over and blasting a huge, nasty, long, wet fart directly In Lorenzo's face two inches from his nose! PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLPPPPPRRRRRPPPP

Carlos's funky ass gas was thick heavy and undeniable! It stank like a porta potty from a Mexican festival had been poured into a used dumpster then baked by the sun and Lorenzo got to experience this agonizing stench up close and personal. The Fat Black Teen immediately coughed and gagged throwing up in his mouth having to swallow it back down. "WHAT THE FUCK BRUH!" Cried out Lorenzo still coughing along with everyone else in the room, "I got something for yo fat stanky ass!" It was pay back time and Lorenzo didn't plan to hold back at all. He remembered the disgusting state he had gotten his fat blubbery body into before coming to the camp along with all the fatty greasy food he's been eating to build up extra deadly flatulence and decided to use it all to obliterate his new rivals nasal cavities. The moment Carlos turn his head to see how the competition over in bed #1 was going Lorenzo waisted no time dropping both his jeans and sticky rank compression wear slightly bending and palming the back of Carlos's head. He even gripped his thick curly hair for control and squashed his whole face directly into his fat slimy week's unwashed whale ass nose to hole!

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Lorenzo's monstrosity of a fart started with an explosive blast that was only subtly muffled by Carlos's nose which led to an even louder deep gurgle that sounded more like releasing diarrhea. The gurgling alternated

With a wet splashing sound up until the end of its 11 second duration. In Smelled rancid like Carlos's baked poop dumpster had been infused with cheese vinegar and spoiled milk then mixed into an egg salad and left out, making everyone gag and welch for non-existent fresh air in the room.

After the initial burning sensation Carlos felt in his nose the horrible odor hit him and he almost passed out. He yanked his head back from between Lorenzo's massive mucky globes, the suction that had been created from impact making an audibly wet pop! His face had been coated in thick creamy butt sludge and his nose was literally brown from splashes of excrement that had leaked out during the rotten rectal gassing.

When the air hit Carlos's face the smell was intensified and he had to swallow down the chunks he blew in his mouth just like Lorenzo had jus done but some leaked out the corner of his mouth and Lorenzo pointed and laughed. Carlos was completely spun. Because of what had just happen to poor Carlos and how devastating the room reeked by now, both of the chubs had completely forgotten about their last bunk mates turn in the contest. This is Ironic, because soon they wouldn't be able to forget!

Chapter-8: "Donny's, Ummmm', "fart"

As the remnants of Lorenzo's putrid gas began to fan out into the room and mix with the rest of the nasty pre-poop farts the tiny room stunk like someone had blended boiled eggs together with raw sewage then poured said mixture into a humidifier! On top of this everyone except Donny, the 500 pound sixth camper, had removed their shoes by now so there was a thick underlying odor of warm cheese and Fritos that followed each sniff of nauseating gas they took in. "Fuckkk! It's rank in here! Smells worst then my abuela's shitter the mourning after she cooks bean & beef burritos for me and my 7 fat uncles," belted out Carlos, who at this point had spread out on the bed with his smelly feet at the headboard and his head resting on the foot of the bed trying to recover from the stinky rancid attack he had just "survived." "I'm glad that shits ov-" "Over? asked Donny in an aggressive tone while interrupting Carlos's would be statement. "That's funny cause I was just getting started, no way I'm letting u fuckers get away with all this stink I had to take in. You guys's nasty feet funk alone is triggering my gag reflexes! Smells like a fucking over-used McDonald's playroom tunnel, after a football team field trip! Then on top of that I have to huff in your spoiled fat asses and rotten poop shoots!" "You fat stanky, land whales should be ashamed of yourselves!"

"But you know what kid, I like your style! And at the end of that humiliating rant without hesitation Donny Reveals his true form! The thick hipped obese giant quickly pulls down his sweat pants and ripe, sticky, year old spandex boxer briefs revealing his enormous sloppy cellulite and pimple covered lard-ass! His ass was, for lack of a better word "scary" looking. It was dark as night with even darker spots everywhere there was a pimple or boil. It was both wider then the door frame and protruded out even further. His ass was both solid and heavy but also squishy and sloppy looking. This fat fuck had a monster ass in every sense! And unfortunately for Carlos he was in the perfect position to unleash his disgusting punishment on! Without warning Donny firmly gripped both cheeks and spread his big dirty dump-truck butt then plopped down on Carlos's face!

The putrid ass prison covered his face flopping and molding over the sides of his skull engulfing his entire head! Donny placed both his hands on his pudgy kneecaps as if he was on the toilet straining to push out a huge dump and...

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Donny repeatedly burst blast of deadly regurgitated ass toxins to Carlos's unwilling face. His filthy loose ass hole had been positioned to fully cover Carlos's nose which was completely sucked inside due to Donny's immense weight, yet his mountain of ass was so vast that Carlos's mouth was still completely covered by sweaty unwashed booty meat. This meant in order to breathe he was forced to snort whatever Donny's ass had to offer, which was a lot! Donny had a bad habit of keeping and eating soul food leftovers for way too long and because of this he had been backed up for about three weeks now so Carlos was sadly smelling a months worth of spoiled and digested unhealthy food.

Of course this smelled atrocious up close! Like Heated skunk shit, spoiled milk and eggs... from last year! All the guys in the room that could, scrunched up their faces covered their noses and gagged however Carlos didn't have this privilege and was about to hurl right up Donny's ass crack. Donny was showing no mercy moving around to finally take off his cheesy old timberland boots and yellowish sweat soaked socks before wiggling his funky toes and removing his pants and drawers from around his ankles, all the movement squashing Carlos's nose deeper into his dark dusty crevice! Just as Carlos was about to lose it and barf Donny slightly lifted up and positioned his greasy asshole right onto Carlos's open mouth!

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Donny's second round of farts were impossibly worst and much stronger! So strong that the force was able to push Carlos's puke back down and shoot directly into his throat! But the assault didn't stop there following the fart was a splat of chunk filled diarrhea and thick creamy shit with a clay like consistency that Carlos had no choice but to swallow down and stomach! Donny then lifted up once more sitting his now shit caked hole on Carlos's nose once more and pushing out the last of his evil odors!

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Carlos literally lost consciousness and laid there on the bed spread out with green and dark-brown shit dripping from his mouth and dried to the inside of his nose! All the other boys mouths were dropped in disbelief at both what had just happened and the unbearable smell even from where they were standing. The rooms smell was now indescribably stank so the boys just got in bet into their positions and tried to sleep so they couldn't smell. A task that was much more challenging to say the least for poor Ronjay and Carlos, who woke up to a devastating combined "Dutch-oven" from Lorenzo and Donny!!!????