Be Our Breeder 10

Be Our Breeder 10

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I had finished one of my exams and had a few hours before my next exam seeing how Tuesdays and Thursdays were my light days compared to my Mondays and Wednesdays.

So we were sitting in the one coffee house that was stupid quiet and had a lot of room like the library or student center as most students usually study here due to the coffee house remaining open 24/7.   Though the kitchen was only open from 5am-11pm student's could STILL get coffee and some of the employees would nuke any food that students brought in.

I looked at Autumn who was wearing an equally revealing outfit like yesterday.

Today she was wearing a skin tight dress.   And by tight I mean TIGHT.   It was so tight that if she breathed it would have ripped open but hasn't somehow, which told me it was made from an elastic material of some type.

It somehow made her immaculate breasts seem smaller and firmer as they probably squeezed her orbs against her chest.

The 'skirt' portion rode so high, like yesterday's outfit, a portion of her ass cheeks hung out.   And they were so high I didn't see the point of being called a 'skirt' because I could EASILY see her lower anatomy.... if she wasn't wearing a thong that is.

And to top it all off she was wearing open toed high heels with the thinnest of straps to hold against her feet.

I will admit between the heels and the shortness of her skirt it did allow anyone to see how defined her legs were.

Her hair was done looking immaculate and just like her hair her makeup was applied so elegantly it was hard to tell she had makeup on.   Aside from the red pouty lips that was the only clear giveaway that she was wearing makeup.

I tried to ignore how gorgeous she looked as well as ignoring how her outfit screamed 'RIP ME OFF!' while I sat there.

But obviously me ignoring her wasn't in the cards as I felt MULTIPLE eyes on us.   Each time I looked up from my book as I studied for the next class I caught more than one person staring at us.... well staring at Autumn more than me.   Each time I looked up the staring drifted to something else trying to make it subtle that I didn't catch them staring.

After about the tenth time of me catching the staring I sighed and looked at Autumn as I spoke softly, "I thought I asked you to not wear something so revealing?"

Autumn looked from her phone to me, "What's wrong with my outfit this time?"

I didn't look at her as I looked at my book, "It has the SAME problem as yesterday.   I can SEE EVERYTHING."

Autumn smirked, "No, you can't."

I looked from my book to her, "I can SEE your snatch Autumn."

She smirked, "No, you can't."

I spoke softly, "PAH-LEASE, because of you I'm learning gynecology."

I heard someone choking on their drink behind me as I spoke that.   I looked over at the offender as he beat his chest trying to breathe again.

Great, now people are listening to me.

I looked back at Autumn who didn't seem phased by my dead pan humor as I'm trying to make a point.   I spoke, "Autumn in the last TWO days you've worn outfits that were clearly pointless in covering up your body as yesterday I could CLEARLY see not only your ass cheeks but your nipples and areoles.   And today I can EASILY see your ass cheeks."

Autumn pointed at me and smirked, "But NOT my nipples OR anything else."

I rolled my eyes as she was proud of the fact her body was on display but was covered up.... if only barely.   I spoke, "Still your fucking panties are pointless BECAUSE they are so tight that I can easily distinguish your fucking lower lips."

Autumn smirked, "That's if I don't cross my legs."

I sighed as she pointed out another flaw as she was crossing her legs making seeing her lower anatomy kind of difficult... again if only barely.

I sighed as I went back to my book as Autumn spoke, "I don't see what the point is Chad.   The ONLY person who gets to benefit from my looks and body is YOU."

I nodded as I looked at my book, "Yeah."  I looked at her, "And everyone thinks we're dating."

Autumn spoke, "So?   What's wrong if they think we're dating?"

I sighed again, not wanting to define our relationship in this setting, "Just go back to whatever you were doing Autumn so I can study."

Autumn spoke, "No.   What's so wrong with how I dress?"

I knew it.   I shouldn't have opened my big fat mouth.

I looked up at her, "Because I don't want the attention."  I waved at the room, "People are fucking starring at us BECAUSE your outfit screams 'RIP ME OFF AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME!!!'"

Autumn looked at me, "They can try but they won't."

I looked at her, "What makes you think they won't?"

Autumn smirked and this time it wasn't a playful smirk it was an evil smirk, "Did we forget what martial arts I know?"

I looked at her as I admitted to myself 'Yes.   Yes I did forget.' but I spoke, "I doubt most guys will care."

Autumn smirked, "They will once I dislocate a joint or seven before they can try ripping anything off me."

Yep.   That's kind of scary.

I just looked at her as Autumn leaned towards me smirking almost evilly, "You know Chad, maybe you should join me in a work out this weekend.   I was gonna have Gabby do a workout with me this weekend but I think you should instead."

I squinted at her trying to determine the smirk and how she phrased that 'invite' before I spoke, "No thanks I'm good."  I looked back down at my book, "I like my joints right where they are... unbroken."

Autumn spoke, "Come on.   I can make it fun.   Wouldn't you like to know some moves in case you ever get into trouble."

I grunted, "That's what a gun and a 'be good' stick is for."

Autumn chuckled, "See we're taking Gabby's methodology."

I shook my head, "No, I'm using the 'whatever finishes the job first' methodology."  I looked at her, "If words don't de-escalate a fight then use a stick. If the stick doesn't work then use a gun."

Autumn smirked, "And what if your attacker is a girl?"

I shrugged, "Run away and hope to god she isn't faster."

Autumn chuckled as she looked at me, "What if I attacked you?"

I looked at her, "Run away and hope to god you aren't faster."

Autumn smirked, "Why?   Because I'm a girl?"

I shook my head, "No, because of the fucking establishment.   If I, a guy, were to HIT a girl, that would be you, even in self defense my ass would be thrown in jail BECAUSE of the in place laws.   Unless I have a shit load of witnesses showing I was protecting myself in self defense I'm running away because that's easier to explain to police than I was acting in self defense."

Autumn chuckled, "Ok.   I'll give you the laws are kind of fucked up here in the U. S."  She looked at me, "But trust me they ARE better here than in OTHER countries."

I shrugged, "I don't doubt it."  I looked at her, "I've read some news articles that has made me wonder about certain crimes in other countries."

I looked at her curiously, "What are the laws at Muschi?"

Autumn sighed as she looked at me, "About what you think."

I looked at her, "Like?"

Autumn shrugged, "I mean women and girls are treated with respect BUT the laws are kind of, shall we say loose."

I spoke, "Loose?   As in...?"

Autumn looked at me, "Well for one it's more 'Free Use' community.   Everyone uses each other sexually."

I squinted, "Isn't that kind of fucked up?"

Autumn shrugged, "Maybe.   But we don't have much crime."  She thought about it, "Actually, come to think of it, Muschi Islands do have the lowest crime rates in the world."  She looked at me, "But we don't report it."

I blinked at her, "Really?   No crime?"

Autumn nodded, "Yep."

I blinked, "How?"

Autumn shrugged, "I don't know.   They just don't."

I spoke, "So no murder?"

Autumn shook her head, "Nope."

I continued, "Theft?"

Autumn shook her head.

I continued, "Rape, kidnapping, domestic violence?"

Autumn looked at me, "Nope, nope, and nope."

I blinked more before I spoke, "So Muschi Islands is Utopia?"

Autumn shrugged, "I guess.   I mean there's a lot of weirdness on the islands but there isn't any crime."

I spoke, "How the fuck does that work?"

Autumn shrugged, "Again, I have no idea."

I grunted, "Huh.   That's weird."  I looked at her, "What happens IF someone were to break a law there?"

Autumn shrugged, "Be excommunicated more than likely.   Possibly jail in a neighboring country."

I looked at her, "Has anyone broken a law on Muschi Islands?"

Autumn thought about it for a moment before she shook her head, "Not that I'm aware of."  She looked at me, "I'm sure when Muschi first established themselves on the islands there were PLENTY of laws that were broken and a lot of crime but now there's not.   Everyone is pretty cordial and everyone knows everyone.   It's kind of hard to break laws over there without anyone knowing."

I pursed my lips as I was intrigued enough to where I actually wanted to go.   Just to check it out.   Not that I wanted to live there.

I still hated Muschi but I was still intrigued, especially learning the whole 'there's no crime on Muschi Islands' revelation.   Not like I was going there to commit a crime to find out what they do to criminals.   I just wanted to see it in action.

I wonder if Muschi Islands had this whole.... what comic book that I read had a superhero from a weird tribe?   Or was it a nation?

Fuck why am I brain farting the place.   I think there were a few movies about the hero.  

Anyways the 'hero' was from a Nation I think.   They isolated themselves from the world and became so technologically advanced that the world around them looked like they were still in stone ages compared to them.   I wonder if that's what Muschi did on the islands.   Like Muschi became so advanced that they HAD to hide themselves from the world and are only leaking their advances in sex or something.

I spoke trying to satisfy my guess, "So are there flying cars on Muschi Islands or something?"

Autumn smirked, "No.   There's no flying cars."

Damn.

I looked at her, "Teleportation?"

She chuckled, "No."

I spoke, "How does everyone get around then?"

She shrugged, "Trains, bikes, walking."

I blinked, "But no cars?"

Autumn shook her head, "Nope."  She smirked, "There's no REAL reason to drive a car."

I squinted, "But there are for trains?"

Autumn looked at me, "I mean, how else are you going to get around?"

I spoke, "BY CAR!"

Autumn smirked at me, "I mean sure.   BUT Getting things like GAS and other things a CAR needs is kind of a pain in the ass."

I sighed, "Good point."  Then I blinked, "Wait, doesn't TRAINS need GAS?"

Autumn blinked at me and even I knew my statement was stupid.   Autumn spoke, "Ummm most of our trains are run by ELECTRICITY."

I blinked and before I could ask the STUPID question Autumn spoke, "We have A nuclear generator that supplies the ENTIRE islands for the power generation needed.   So MOST of the islands run on electricity."

I spoke flatly, "Oh."

I sighed as I gave up my idea that Muschi Islands was this technologically advanced civilization as it seemed like they were like any other place.... just more Utopian and sexually generated I guessed.

I went back to studying as I watched Autumn look back at her phone before I got curious again.   I looked at Autumn, "I'm curious.   What do you do on your phone all the time?"

Autumn blinked as she looked at me, "What do you mean?"

I spoke, "I mean, if you aren't speaking to me or anything too distracting you're ALWAYS on your phone."

Autumn blinked, "Oh."  She blushed, "Well I listen to books.   Self help stuff.   Check in with my kids.   Watch videos.   You know anything to distract me."

I blinked, "Kids?"  Then I remembered she had kids, which I thought..... honestly, I don't know what I think as this was the second time I heard about her 'kids'.

Autumn smirked, "Yeah."

I spoke, "Ok... and how do you 'check' on your kids?"

She looked down at her phone and started tapping until she held it up for me to see three kids being displayed on different screens on her phone.

I blinked and looked at them thinking 'What the hell?'  Was she SPYING on her kids?

Autumn spoke as she saw my facial reactions, "They're in school at the moment.   Part of the feeds from the school that Ray sent them to.   This is part of the school's feed.   I can watch them if need be.   See how they're education is coming along."

She frowned as she turned the screen back to herself as she sighed, "I miss them so much."

I spoke, "Why don't you GO see them?"

Autumn sighed, "That would be lovely."  She looked at me, "It really would."

I spoke, "I hear a 'BUT' coming on."

Autumn smirked, "BUT when I birthed them they became part of the Ingram family, they became INGRAM children and went to INGRAM approved schools and raising methods."

I blinked as Autumn spoke, "Each family has their own raising style."

I tilted my head, "So... if you and I were to have kids."

Autumn looked at me, "If you don't claim them they become MASTERS children."

I squinted, "And if I do claim them?"

She smiled, "Then YOU get to keep them."

I tilted my head confused as Autumn spoke, "You see CHAD.   If WE, meaning myself or the other girls, have a child with YOU.   You either decide to CLAIM them meaning they will have your last name.   OR they will go to each of our families."

I spoke, "Ooookkkk... I'm confused."

Autumn sighed, "Meaning as soon as the child is six months old then they WILL go to either families exclusive raising."  She smirked, "Think boarding house or exclusive academy."  She continued, "We get to meet our parents once or twice a year while we grow but we are continuously learning from about eight or nine months."

She smirked, "It's how I picked up so many dialects and can speak so many languages.   Most of my nannies spoke various languages."  She spoke, "From there it was learning the different languages and speaking them fluently from kindergarten until year six."

I rose my eyebrow, "You mean sixth grade?"

Autumn shook her head, "No, year six."

I spoke, "Oooookkkkk....."

Autumn smirked, "Anyways, what I'm saying IS that for me and most of the girl's in the families it's VERY traditional to have our children taken to our families selected education institution."

I spoke, "Must suck.   Not knowing who your family is?"

Autumn frowned, "I mean it sucked when my children were taken away."  She held up her phone, "But hey at least I can see how they're doing and make sure they're getting the right upbringing."

I spoke, "Sounds like foster care if you ask me."

Autumn looked at me before she spoke, "I mean you're not wrong."

I looked at her, "So what you're saying IF we have kids I can either father them OR have them sent away?"

Autumn nodded, "Sure."

I looked at her flatly, "Ok that's not happening."

Autumn looked at me, "So you'd WANT to father MULTIPLE children?"

I blinked, "Uuuhhhh...."

Autumn spoke, "I mean ALL SIX of us are highly fertile and ALL of us have the BREEDER drug in us.   Meaning once YOU cream us there's a HIGH chance we will become pregnant with MULTIPLE children."

I didn't think of that.

Just another reason I don't want to 'cream' them.

Autumn continued, "Meaning YOU will RAISE MULTIPLE children."

And she adds MULTIPLE children like they were just common things.

These girls are NOT normal.

I squinted at her, "And what's wrong with that?"

Autumn shrugged, "Nothing."

She was quiet for a moment before she smirked at me, "So Chad, if you were to fuck me or the other girls, and we did become pregnant.   What would your reaction be?"

I sighed as I answered honestly, "Honestly, I don't know."

Autumn spoke, "Just off the top of your head.   What would you do?"

I shrugged, "Probably freak out."

Autumn spoke, "Why would you freak out?"

I looked at her, "Because I'm not done with school.   I don't have a job.   Not financially enough to support them."

Autumn smirked, "You're speaking like you wouldn't have the financial support from Muschi."

I looked at her, "Because I wouldn't want their help. Accepting their help means I'm indentured to them, meaning they will more than likely have control over any decision with that child that comes from our union and I'll more than likely have no say in that matter."  I looked at her flatly, "I'd rather have full control over ANY child that I make because I will more than likely want to be part of their lives."

Autumn leaned over smirking as I leaned back, "What are you doing?"

Autumn moved from her chair ignoring what I said as she grabbed the book I was holding and set it on the table smiling warmly at me.   I spoke leaning back, "What are you doing?"

Autumn sat in my lap straddling me with a warm smile on her face.

I quickly looked around to see people were looking at me, making me freak out more.

I looked up at Autumn and growled softly, "GET OFF!"

Autumn ignored me as she leaned and whispered, "That just made me SO wet."  As she began to nibble on my ear causing me to freeze.

I felt my dick harden against its restraint of my underwear band as Autumn was sitting on my lap.

Autumn whispered more into my ear, "Let's have kids."

I grabbed her head and made her stop what she was doing to look me in the eyes as I spoke, "Why?"

Autumn spoke, "Because you WANT to be a father."

I spoke, "NOOO... I SAID 'IF I were BECOME a father I would WANT to be in their lives' not 'I WANT TO BE A FATHER RIGHT NOW!'"

Autumn smirked, "Same thing."

I spoke, "No, it's not Autumn.   Stop thinking with your fucking breeder brain and LISTEN to me VERY CLEARLY.   I am NOT ready to be a FATHER right NOW!   MEANING I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS SHIT."  I pushed her body slightly, "Now get off.   I have studying to do."

Autumn frowned but got off me.   She remained standing in front of me making me look up at her, "What?"

Autumn's eyes were tearing up, "You don't want to fuck me?"

She said that kind of loudly as again I felt eyes on us as she was making a scene.   I even could read the faces of quite a few guys that read 'Are you nuts?'

I looked at her, "That's not what I said."

Autumn nodded, "Yes it is."

I sighed, "Look I said..."

She cut me off, "That you're not going to fuck my breeder body.   I got it Chad."

Her tears were falling as she refrained from sobbing on the spot and again I saw more eyes on me.

I spoke, "Let's go somewhere else please Autumn."

Autumn spoke, "Oh because I'm making a scene.   Well too bad Chad you're gonna have to deal with this embarrassment right here and right now.   Do you WANT to fuck me?   Yes or no?"

I looked at her seeing she was hurt.   After ALL that I had done this was the final straw.

I spoke, "You want an honest answer AUTUMN."

Autumn nodded.

I stood as I spoke, "Fine!   If you WANT to make a scene.   FINE!   I DON'T WANT TO FUCK YOU BECAUSE I HAVE EXAMS RIGHT NOW!   LIKE I HAVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES.   SCHOOL COMES FIRST.   YOU REALLY WANT TO GET FUCKED.   THEN FIND ONE THESE MEN WHO WILL GLADLY CHOP OFF THEIR LEFT NUT FOR A CHANCE TO PLOW YOUR BREEDER PUSSY BUT I HAVE PRIORITIES!   YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!!!"

I walked pasted her making her blink, "Now if you shall excuse me."  I got a few feet away before I looked at her, "I'll find my own way home."

And I walked out of the building leaving her standing.

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Autumn didn't leave me like I wanted her to but was smart enough to remain quiet for the remainder of my class while I took my exam before it was time to go home, which I don't think I did well on that exam as the recent fight kind of stuck in my mind.

Needless to say I was irritated from after the fight to my exam to when I left my classroom.

The entire ride home was oddly quiet and awkward but I didn't care because I was that irritated.

We got back to the parking garage as Autumn quietly moved and I wasn't going to say anything.

We rode the elevator is silence.

Then we walked into the penthouse as I saw the girl's were eating dinner.

Sloane instantly spoke, "HEY YOU TWO!!"

I gave one look at Sloane showing my irritation and even she faltered before I walked to my room.

Autumn remained behind me silently walking, not saying anything as I saw her head was bowed looking like a dog I had abused but still followed me because it didn't know any better other than I was it's master.

I threw my bag on my desk to show my continued irritation as I saw Autumn flinch.

Sloane walked in as she spoke, "Everything alright?"

Autumn opened her mouth but I answered, "No!   Everything is NOT alright."

Autumn closed her mouth as Sloane looked from me to Autumn and back to me, "Oookkkk...."

I looked at Sloane, "Get out."

Sloane spoke, "Just FYI Jade made Moo Shu Pork in case you're interested."

I spoke again, "Out!   And close the door!"

Sloane nodded, "Got it!"  She looked at Autumn one last time before she retreated and closed the door softly.

I waited a moment as I saw Autumn was looking down knowing I was pissed but seeing her with her head down made me feel like shit.

Still I needed answers as I spoke, "What the fuck was that earlier?"

Autumn kept her head down, "I know I acted rash."

I barked with a chuckle showing my irritation, "Rash?   You want to use 'Rash'?"

Autumn nodded as she continued, "I'm sorry.   But when you were talking about being a father."  She shrugged, "I don't know it just clicked something in me wanting to make that happen."

I sat down at the desk as I looked at her as I spoke, "And then you go and make a scene?"

Autumn nodded, still looking down, "I know.   I just don't know what came over me."

I spoke, "That you misinterpreted EVERYTHING I said."

Autumn nodded, "I know.   I replayed everything you said while you were taking your exam and knew I was out of line."

I spoke softly, "Listen, Autumn, I never said I DON'T want to fuck you."

Autumn nodded, "I know you said you weren't going to do it RIGHT now.   I know."

I smirked as it seemed like what I said was finally getting through her thick skull.   I spoke, "So why did you do it?"

Autumn shrugged, still looking down, "I don't know."  She looked up at me, "Just that when you spoke about being a father it just.."

I spoke, "I know I know 'something' clicked."  I looked at her quizzically, "Is it because of that breeder shit in you?"

Autumn shrugged, "Sort of."  She looked at me trying to not cry, "I just can't think straight sometimes.   And when you were talking about being a father I felt my pussy juice hard and a desire just flared in me that I wanted to make that happen for you."

I spoke, "So that's a yes then."

Autumn smirked as a tear fell, "Yes."

I looked at her quizzically, "Is this how it's going to be?   Every time something gets mentioned about sex or a parent triggers something like that?"

Autumn shrugged, "Honestly, I don't know."

I spoke softly, "Well help me understand so I know to AVOID certain things," I smirked, "like me being a father."

Autumn gulped as she looked at me as I spoke, "Let me guess, that triggered something?"

Autumn nodded as I sighed, "Listen..."

Autumn spoke, "I know I know you don't want to fuck me."

I chuckled, "I don't want to be a father just yet Autumn."

Autumn blinked as I spoke, "Listen and please listen to what I'm about to say ok."

Autumn nodded as I looked at her for a moment before I spoke, "It's been a minute since I've had sex.   And I'm NOT ready to be a father.   Which makes this ENTIRE situation difficult because it feels like the deck is stacked against me.   If I fuck you or ANY of the girl's out there it's an almost guarantee that any of you will be carrying my child."  I smirked at her, "A child that I'll more than likely WANT to be a father to."

I saw the look in Autumn's eyes as they softened as I spoke, "But I don't WANT that right now.   Which is why my dick is not going anywhere NEAR your tainted pussy's."  I smirked, "I want to have fun still.   Go do things I want to go to and see things I want to see.   Having a child right now would halt all those things," I chuckled, "INCLUDING finishing college."  I looked at her seriously, "I was serious when I said I WANT to finish college and have a job before ANY of your cook any of my creampies or whatever term you want to use."

I spoke, "Can you understand that?"

Autumn nodded.

I spoke, "You get that right?"

Autumn nodded with a smirk as she returned to her old self no longer looking like a lost puppy that I just smacked her nose for peeing in the corner.

I nodded, "Good."  I turned to my backpack, "Can you get me a bowl of Moo Shu Pork please?"

Autumn spoke, "Why?"

I looked at her, "Because I want to get a head start on my next chapters."

Autumn nodded as she headed to the door.   Before she touched the door, "Oh and Autumn?"

Autumn looked at me, "Yeah?"

I looked at her, "Extra soy sauce for the rice please."

Autumn rolled her eyes but nodded as she opened the door and exited.

I lightly heard whispering coming from the door as I was sure Sloane and the girls were talking to Autumn but the whispering wasn't long before Autumn was back in my room with a bowl and a glass.

She set the bowl and glass down with a fork and chopsticks before she spoke, "Want me to leave you alone?"

I looked at her, "Does that mean you're gonna stand outside my door?"

Autumn smirked as I sighed, "Might as well get yourself a bowl and sit on my bed like you did last night."

Autumn spoke, "Can I get comfortable?"

I shrugged, "Might as well."

I watched as Autumn exit my room and wasn't gone long before she re-entered my room void of her skin tight dress.

I ignored her as I began on the next chapter reading before another body entered causing me to stop and face the new person.

I looked and saw it was Sloane and Jade causing me to blink thinking I only saw ONE person enter not two.

I spoke, "Yes?"

Sloane spoke timidly, "Is everything alright?"

I looked over at the underwear-clad Autumn who shrugged before I looked at Sloane, "Let's just say we came to an understanding."

Sloane spoke quizzically, "Ooookkkkk...." she addressed Autumn, "Say did you get any info from your contacts, Autumn?"

Autumn spoke through a mouthful of pork, "Just the initial feelers."

Sloane hissed, "Damn."

I rose my eyebrow, "Really?   Damn?"

Sloane nodded, "I was hoping for something today but all I got was quietness."

Jade spoke, "Same."

I took a bite of the food and immediately looked down at the bowl as I heard Jade speak, "Good?"

I looked up at Jade, "Fucking fantastic."

Jade smiled proudly with a nod as she spoke, "Thank you."

I looked at Sloane, "I REALLY doubt you're going to hear something Muschi about your all situation for at least a minute."  I shrugged, "Or at least not get the full spectrum of what they're up for at least a few days Sloane."

Sloane nodded, "I know I know.   I was just hoping with our level in the families," she waved at Autumn, "especially her with her dad being the HEAD of Muschi."

I blinked as I spoke, "I thought he was the HEAD of the M in Muschi?"

Sloane shook her head, "No... he's the literal HEAD."

I blinked again, "I thought the HEAD was the CEO which is...."

Sloane rolled her eyes, "Gunther Erickson."  

I nodded as Sloane spoke, "No, he's just the face for the world.   Chuck Masters is the TRUE head of Muschi.   All the families report to him INCLUDING Gunther."

I spoke, "Oh."

Autumn spoke, "Daddy likes being in the shadows but Sloane's right he is the HEAD."

I grunted, "Did know that."

I ate more of the pork before I spoke, "You know Jade.   IF you or Whitney continue cooking the way you do it's going to be hard eating regular food."

Jade smirked as I suddenly realized what I said and hissed, "Fuck."

Sloane smirked, "What?"

I sighed, "What I said."  I put the bowl down and looked at it as I heard Sloane laugh before I shook it and spoke, "Fuck it."  I got up and started to move as I heard Autumn speak, "Where are you going?"

I stopped and looked at Autumn, "Pizza."

I hooked my thumb at Jade, "If she continues cooking this bomb food I'm gonna have a hard time eating anything else.   If I eat out every once in a while it won't be so hard saying no to Muschi after these two years are up."

Jade chuckled as Sloane smirked and spoke, "Just sit down and shut up with that shit.   You know you can't stop Moo Shu Pork after a couple of bites."

I scowled at Sloane knowing she was right before I spoke, "God damn it."

Jade laughed more as I moved and sat down to scarf the food down.

Autumn spoke, "I'll be sure to remind you to get fast food tomorrow."

Jade spoke, "Why?   I WAS gonna make some pho."

I squinted at Jade as she spoke the word 'pho' trying to not show my wanting to eat pho now.

Autumn spoke, "Or you know, I, could cook instead."

Sloane spoke, "Yeah then we'd have to wait until after 10 pm before we eat."

I looked at Autumn as I scarfed more of the pork down and spoke through a mouthful of food, "She's right if you're chauffeur."  I chewed and swallowed the pork fast before I spoke, "Though I'm curious of what YOU can cook."

Autumn shrugged, "I'm hell on noodles so most pasta dishes I shine.   I can also make a mean schnitzel."

I blinked, "What's a schnitzel?"

Sloane spoke, "A piece of meat that you beat the living shit out of until it's nice and thin then bread it and fry it."

Autumn shrugged, "More or less, yes."  She looked at me, "I can do beef, pork, chicken, fish, veal."  She shrugged, "Basically any meat will do."

Sloane spoke, "Typically it's either chicken, beef, or veal that usually takes the beating."  She looked at Autumn, "I haven't heard of using pork or FISH though?"

Autumn shrugged, "I mean fish could be a schnitzel just doesn't take the beating too well before falling completely apart but it can be done.   AND Pork is like the rest just beat until desired flatness then bread and fry.   The HARDEST is tofu schnitzel."

Jade spoke, "That's because Tofu isn't a meat."

Autumn nodded, "Yep.   So it's slice into desired thin strips, flavor, then bread and fry.   That one you have to be careful on the oil temp and everything.   Hence the bitch."

Jade nodded, "Yeah tofu is hard to cook but easy to use in soups."

Sloane chuckled, "Yeah I'll stick with REAL meats thank you."  Sloane looked at me with a smirk, "That includes SCHMEATs."

Schmeats?   Was she referring to my dick?

I sighed thinking 'Of course she is.'  I rolled my eyes looking at her, "Noted."

Sloane smirked, "So how's dicking down Autumn going?"

I looked at Sloane as Autumn spoke, "Hasn't happened yet."

Sloane blinked with a surprise, "Oh?"

Autumn chuckled, "You ONLY told me I could use the anti pregnancy P balls YESTERDAY."

I spoke, "Why are you SO curious if I've dicked Autumn or not?"

Sloane smirked, "You REALLY want to know?"

I nodded as Sloane looked at Autumn as Autumn replied, "You tell him.   I'm in enough trouble as it is."

Sloane spoke, "Ok."  She looked at me, "BECAUSE we haven't had sex in THREE YEARS."

Oh yeah.   There is that little tidbit I keep forgetting.... sort of.

More like ignoring.

I rested my elbow on my desk with a smirk, "Let me know when it's five years, then we can talk."

Sloane blinked as I heard Autumn scoff and choke.

I looked at Autumn as she was tapping her chest as it was clear she choked on her food.

I looked back at Sloane and Jade seeing Jade's mouth hung open before she recovered with a smirk and chuckled as she spoke, "He's right Sloane."

Sloane recovered too as she spoke, "But still THREE years Chad.   Three years of no fucking dick BUT dildo's.   Three years of no fucking type of men's fluids in our orifices or on our bodies.   Three god damn years."

I nodded, "Yes, I know the score.   What's your point?"

Sloane squinted at me before she spoke, "My POINT is the MOMENT you fuck her," she pointed to Autumn, "then WE are next!"

Good to know.

I spoke, "So let me get this straight.   As long as I don't fuck Autumn..."

Sloane sighed, "Then NONE of us will touch you."  She squinted at me, "But you keep your celibacy for too much longer I just might say fuck it and have my way with you."

Hmmm.... I wonder if I can fuck with her.