Old Flames Ch. 09

Old Flames 09 RV (fiction, M29/F28, con, friends, exs, rekindle)

I woke to find Sam nuzzling into me as her face looked content if not a permanent smile on her face.

I looked at her wondering how the fuck we got here and decided I needed some alone time.

Only problem is since she's been back she has found way after way using her feminine charm..... and body to convince me to fuck me more than once like our relationship had never ended but on a small hiatus.

Granted the hate sex we had last night was rather fulfilling aaannnddddd rather...... releasing. As if all my hate, rage, anger, and hurt in how our relationship ended somehow evaporated during that session.

And god was it amazing!!!

What?

It was my first hate fucking I had experienced and I'm still a little surprised on how fulfilling it was.

But god was it draining at the same time.

Now matter how I looked at it it was fun.

However, if I'm to figure all this out and really determine IF all this weirdness is what I really want back in my life. A life I had made the decision to remain single until I die and was content with that decision just so I didn't have to deal with that level of being hurt again.

Hell I had put up a literal wall around my heart just for THIS reason as Sam had mysteriously broken down that wall and was beginning to make me think I wanted her back.

Yeah it was official I needed to get out of here if I was thinking that.

Only problem.... her.

I needed to get out from under her before she realizes I'm gone just so I can fucking think.

I gathered up my courage and slowly moved trying to not stir her out of her slumber that she was obviously enjoying as she dreamt whatever it was she was dreaming. Knowing my luck it was something sappy.... and probably involved me somehow.

I slowly moved and pushed her leg off me as it was draped over me. Then I moved her arm.

Now came the hard part.... slipping myself out before she woke.

And I got a third of the way out before she stirred as she lightly moaned with a smile, "Is somebody ready for round six?" as she moved her body and somehow slightly moved her body she her butt was propped up giving me easy access.

I looked at the scene as I thought I'm sorry we did HOW many rounds? and How in the hell did she do that?

I blinked at the mysterious display as it was affecting me causing my dick to stir and begin to harden.

I shook my head and officially moved off the bed that caused her to officially stir as she woke and turned to her side to look at me, "What are you doing?"

I grunted, "What does it look like? I'm getting out of here."

She looked at me and spoke, "And where would you be going at," she pulled at her phone and looked at the time, "at almost 6pm?"

And that explains why my stomach was growling so loudly. I had gone nearly the entire day without food as I grumbled incoherently at that realization before grunting, "Food."

I looked around and found my pants. I grabbed the clothing in question and put them on without putting on any boxers.

With my pants I pulled at a drawer and pulled out a simple blue t-shirt and put that on before moving onto socks. And finally I put on my shoes, officially standing.

I then patted myself as I mumbled the items I needed; wallet, cellphone, keys,.......... and car fob.

FUCK!!!

I left my car at Josh's place after getting plastered attending church.

Sam spoke, "Well if you want to wait a moment I can put on some clothes and we can go somewhere."

I wanted to argue but realized I may need to use her before kicking her to the curb so I can think.

I looked at her, "I just need a ride."

She looked at me, "Where?"

I spoke, "To Josh's place so I can get my car."

She looked at me, "Then?"

I grumbled as I pinched my nose, "Just get dressed Sam."

Sam looked at me momentarily before nodding and officially getting out of bed as her lithe nude body tempted me more to say the hell with this and take her up on round six.

I shook my head at the urge and determined FOOD was a bigger priority.... then thinking this shit out was secondary.

I walked to my door as I leaned against the door, "Come on Sam."

Sam spoke as she went into the bathroom, "Just let me pee and putting on some makeup."

I groaned as I called out, "I don't have time for makeup just hurry the fuck up!!!"

I heard her sigh before I heard a flush and she exited grumbled, "Alright fine."

She grabbed the clothes from the floor that had mysteriously disappeared from last night as she bounced and jumped putting on each article of clothing making it hard to not want her to do it in reverse and do something else as she spoke, "But I can't be held accountable for looking like a hobo."

I rolled my eyes ignoring my libido after the little show before turning as I spoke, "Come ON!"

I heard her hopping as she tried to put on her shoes as she grunted before following me down and out of the house.

Step One..... Get Sam out of the house...... check.

Step Two..... Have her take me to Josh's place.

I spoke as I walked to her 'Van' that looked like it came out of a 70's cartoon as it looked like it was on it's last leg with a shade of paint that was probably older than me..... maybe older than BOTH Sam and myself. I ignored the van's historic image and smacked the door, "Come on take me to Josh's place."

I heard Sam grumble, "Yeah yeah."

I hopped into Sam's van after she unlocked it and looked in the back and blinked. In the back was a modified motorhome in the van.

In the very back was a bed that looked semi comfortable. There was wood paneling along the sides. A small cabinet that looked like it had a small fridge. A small area that looked like a table. And lockable cubbies.

And a metric shit ton of clothes in the center.

I would be impressed if it weren't for the fact that it was a mess..... and it looked like someone made this on the cheap and shopped at IKEA for everything.

Sam smiled, "What do you think of my rolling home?"

I grunted as I looked at her, "Could be better."

She frowned at me, "Well excuse me for getting this on a budget."

Budget?

That's rich coming from a girl with an adult account charging idiots $50 for live shows after I had done the math from the one 'live' show I knew about as she had cleared at least $400k from just the people who joined to watch the show. And that was BEFORE the donations.

Meaning she probably cleared more than $400k in that video AFTER donations.

But I had no idea how long she had been doing her adult account(s). Nor did I know her finances.

I have no idea how much she was paying on her laughable apartment before this. Nor did I know if she had any debts so maybe she was telling the truth on being on a budget though I highly doubt it after seeing her one video and doing the math.

Still she could at least afford a nicer van that was converted into an RV.... at least that's where MY thinking took me.

If it were me and I was making money hand over fist like she was probably making I would have at least made a nicer choice with more conveniences. Though if I was really honest with myself I don't know how far I would go with something like this as I'm not much of a road warrior with a home on wheels as I'm more of a hotel warrior..... a comfy semi expensive hotel warrior if you will.

Granted I've never slept in a vehicle unless I had to..... and last time I did that I did in a vehicle and felt like I woke up with scoliosis the next morning because I couldn't properly lay down as my back was killing me.

I rolled my eyes at Sam and pointed forward, "To Josh's Jeeves."

Sam started the rolling van as I heard her mumble, "Dick!"

Still she didn't say anything as the van moved down the road and I realized exactly how shitty this van truly was as it felt like it was going to flip as Sam made any type of turn telling me the center of gravity was off somehow. And the way it puttered and tried to get up to speed told me that the motor couldn't handle the weight of the vehicle.

I looked at her mid drive, "Remind me how much this cost you?"

She didn't look at me as she spoke, "I bought it from an auction."

I held on to the 'oh shit' handles a little tightly as we made our way across town getting closer to Josh's, "What kind of 'auction' Sam?"

Sam shrugged, "Just an auction. I saw the van and decided it was perfect to move out of the apartment....." she trailed off before finally adding after a turn, "before I decided to come out to you."

I spoke again, "HOW MUCH?"

Sam was quiet for a moment before speaking, "$23k."

I looked at her, "Any way you can return it? And get your money back?"

Sam shook her head.

I sighed, "Well Sam no offense you can got taken."

Sam spoke, "Yeah I was thinking of doing an overhaul."

I spoke still holding onto the 'oh shit' handles, "Fuck that. Throw a stick of dynamite in the gas tank and run. Then get something else.... something NEWER! Then overhaul THAT."

Sam pouted, "Meaning I'd be spending MORE money."

I looked at her, "If you're going to be on the road and sleep in this jalopy more power to you but I wouldn't." Then I spoke, "I'd buy a NEW..... VAN..... AND.... CONVERT..... THAT!!!" as I enunciated every word clearly so she would understand.

She looked at me for half a second before returning her attention to the road.

When we got almost to Josh's place Sam finally spoke, "Will you help me find one?"

I looked at her thinking she was nuts BUT she obviously had plans. I sighed, "Yeah we can look later."

We finally pulled up to Josh's house and massive garage as Sam whistled and spoke, "Jesus the garage is BIGGER than the house!"

I smiled, "Yeah and he ONLY has one vehicle in there."

Sam looked at me wide eyed before looking at the garage as she spoke, "What does he keep in there?"

I smiled, "Different brews he's aging."

Sam blinked before smirking, "His brews any good?"

I blinked and thought how could she not know? before I remembered she HAD to be here to know Josh's brews. I smirked and nodded, "Better than the mass produced crap."

I jumped out of the van happy to be on solid ground, "Well thanks for the ride Jeeves. I can take it from here."

Sam nearly yelled, "WAIT!!!"

I looked back at her, "Yeah!"

She leaned over, "Where are you going? I'll meet you there so we can talk."

Great.... talk.

Something I want to avoid..... for now.

I felt an evil smile creep on my face, "The brewery," and walked off to my car.