Kinky Wife

Hello My Dear Readers...

The following is a Mobile Phone Conversation between A Young Married Couple.

The story is set in India.

I have tried my best to make this as interesting as possible, and I hope all of you will like it.

Happy Reading!!

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Chirag : Hii... Babyy...

Mishti : Hey...

Chirag : What Happened?? Why do you sound so low...

Mishti : Are you busy??

Chirag : No... What is it??

Mishti : Are you alone?? Is somebody near you??

Chirag : No... No... I mean... Yes, I am alone... It is only me in my cabin.

Mishti : Okay...

Chirag : What is it?? Tell me fast!!

Mishti : Something happened today...

Chirag : What... What happened... Are you okay??

Mishti : I don't know what to say... I...

Chirag : Mishti... What is it...

Mishti : I don't know how to tell you this... Chiru... Your brothers came home today.

Chirag : My brothers?!

Mishti : Yes.

Chirag : I mean... When did they get back from Delhi??

Mishti : Today, I guess... I actually don't know...

Chirag : What is it?? Just tell me what it is!!

Mishti : They came here... And...

Chirag : And?? What happened!!

Mishti : They...

Chirag : Mishti, Tell Me!!

Mishti : I don't know how to...

Chirag : Just tell me what happened!! Now!!

Mishti : You know what happened!!

Chirag : I don't know!! They haven't told me anything!! What is it... What is the matter!!

Mishti : Okay...

Chirag : You are making me angry now!! Is everything okay?!

Mishti : They came... And...

Chirag : And What??

Mishti : Guess... Hehe...

Chirag : Guess?? You want me to guess?? And... Why are you laughing... What is wrong with... Ohh... Oh...

Mishti : Hehehe...

Chirag : My... Ohohoho... Bitch!!

Mishti : Hehehehehehe...

Chirag : Bloody...

Mishti : You still want to know what happened?? You still want to know what they were doing here??

Chirag : No...

Mishti : You really don't want to know what they did to me??

Chirag : No!!

Mishti : Why??

Chirag : I think I already know.

Mishti : Hahaha... Okay... So...

Chirag : What??

Mishti : Ask me...

Chirag : Ask you what??

Mishti : I know there is a lot you want to ask me... Hubbyy!!

Chirag : Absolutely... Nothing!!

Mishti : Oh come on... Darling... Ask me what they did to me!! Ask me what your brothers did to their sister-in-law!! Ask me what the two naughty devars did to their innocent bhabhi!!

Chirag : Not interested.

Mishti : At-least ask me who fucked me first!! Please!!

Chirag : My... Oh My... Hehehe... This Girl... Hehe...

Mishti : Hehehehehe...

Chirag : Fine!!

Mishti : What!! Not Fine!!

Chirag : Hhmm...

Mishti : Ask me something!! Please...

Chirag : Did they have to help you strip?? Or... Were you already naked?!

Mishti : Aaha!! Hehehe... That's my babby... Mmwaahh!!

Chirag : Answer me!! Now!!

Mishti : Hahaha... Well... I was already naked.

Chirag : Hhmm... Nice... Good... So you knew they were coming... You were ready for them.

Mishti : Look... Actually...

Chirag : What??

Mishti : You see... I was naked... But it was not exactly me being ready for them...

Chirag : Then??

Mishti : Hehe... The thing is... I was in the middle of riding someone else when they came home!!

Chirag : That is so sad... You would have been worried seeing your special secret lover having to take the pain of hiding himself, because of my brothers.

Mishti : He had to stop fucking me!! That is what really mattered!!

Chirag : He could have continued... Why did he even bother to stop!! It was after all only the brothers of your husband, and not your husband!!

Mishti : I know!! And that is what hurt me as well... He should have just let me jump on him forever!! It would have been great to bless your younger brothers with the unforgettable sight of their elder brother's wife bouncing on an ultra hard monster, like a true pornstar, exactly how they would have already always imagined me!!

Chirag : Shit!! Bitch!!

Mishti : Thank you... Darling!!

Chirag : Hehe... And by the way, who was that monster??

Mishti : You doubt it was your father??

Chirag : Was it my father??

Mishti : No... No... Don't worry... It wasn't...

Chirag : Then??

Mishti : It was my dad!!

Chirag : Fuckk!!

Mishti : Lol... Did you just cum already?! Hahaha...

Chirag : I am just not able to accept you can be so dirty!!

Mishti : Kinky... Not dirty!!

Chirag : Whatever...

Mishti : You still haven't asked why I called you...

Chirag : You already told me why you called me.

Mishti : No!! I haven't.

Chirag : Hhmm... What more is left to be told?!

Mishti : Hehe... Well... Chiruu... I have something very special to tell you... And yes, this is actually something big!!

Chirag : Go on...

Mishti : This is really real!!

Chirag : Are you really serious??

Mishti : Yes...

Chirag : You don't sound so.

Mishti : It is just that I still don't know how you will take it... But I hope you will be happy to hear this.

Chirag : What is it?? Just say it!!

Mishti : Chiruu... You are going to be a father!!

Chirag : What?!

Mishti : Yes, Chiruu... I think I am pregnant!!

Chirag : Are you serious??

Mishti : Yes!! I think so... I mean... Yes... I am pregnant!!

Chirag : Oh baby... I am so so thrilled!! You have no idea how wonderful I am feeling right now!!

Mishti : Me too!!

Chirag : I love you, Mishoo... I will be home very soon... I cannot wait to see you...

Mishti : You are... I mean... You are really happy... Right?! You want this... Right?!

Chirag : Ofcourse, yes... I am super happy... I just hope it is confirmed.

Mishti : Yes, Chiruu... Yes... It is confirmed... I did the strip test twice!!

Chirag : Awesome... Mmwahhh!!

Mishti : But there is a problem...

Chirag : What is the problem?? Did you already see a doctor?? Is there any complication??

Mishti : No... No...

Chirag : Then... What?? Mishoo... The baby will be fine... Don't worry about anything... Okay?!

Misthi : You just don't get it... Chirag... It is not about the baby!!

Chirag : Then... What is it??

Mishti : I am just not sure who exactly is the one!!

Chirag : What!! What are you saying??

Mishti : I just don't know if it is your dad or my dad!! I also doubt if it is my elder sister's husband!!

Chirag : What?! What do you mean??

Mishti : I don't know who it is that has bred me!! That is what I mean... Hahahaha!!

Chirag : Huh!! What... Oh... Shit!! What the... What on earth is wrong with you?? Why can't you be serious for once!!

Mishti : Lol... I really wish I could see your face now... Hahaha...

Chirag : You shameless slu...

Mishti : Slut!! Go on... Complete it... Say it out loud... Call me a slut!!

Chirag : Shut up!! I am going to kill you!!

Mishti : Don't shout like this!! You are in your office... The staff will hear you!!

Chirag : As if I care!! You are such a filthy bitch.

Mishti : Kinky... Not filthy!!

Chirag : Oh just stop it... You really made me think about becoming a father... I never expected you were upto something so cheap. What do you even get by doing this??

Mishti : Are you really angry at me?? Sorry... Chiruu... Please... Don't be so angry... Please... I am sorry... Okay?!

Chirag : Get lost...

Mishti : It was just a joke.

Chirag : I did not like it.

Mishti : What is it that you did not like??

Chirag : You lying about being pregnant.

Mishti : Oh... So you did not have a problem with me telling it could be your dad or my dad or my brother in law?! You would have been happy even if I was pregnant with the child of somebody else!!

Chiirag : Mishti... Just go die!! I hate you!!

Mihsti : Hehehe...

Chirag : Arrggghhh....

Mishti : Sorry...

Chirag : I really hate this unwanted giggling sound you make everytime... I might end up smashing you one day if this is how you are going to behave!!

Mishti : I am really sorry, Chirag... I did not mean to hurt you... I did not know you will get upset like this.

Chirag : Hhmm...

Mishti : What?? You really wanted me to be pregnant??

Chirag : Err...

Mishti : What??

Chirag : Yes... I guess...

Mishti : Really?! You never told me anything about it...

Chirag : Yeah...

Mishti : Like... Really?? Already?!

Chirag : Yeah... Why?? What's wrong!!

Mishti : It has been only 11 months since we got married...

Chirag : So, what??

Mishti : I mean... Isn't this too early??

Chirag : I don't know... I think it is the right time...

Mishti : We have hardly done anything together...

Chirag : We went for a good three week long honeymoon in Europe... Two more international trips after that... And quite a few weekends at a dozen resorts in South India...

Mishti : Yes... Yes... That is all correct... But...

Chirag : But what??

Mishti : That is not everything...

Chirag : What more do you want?? What is it that you really want??

Mishti : We are yet to have any kind of serious fun... Chiruu... I mean... Hehehe... There is so much more we can do as a young couple... I am honestly already feeling so horny, Chiruu... Thinking about all the adventurous things we are going to do in our next trip.

Chirag : I don't think I am in the right mood to talk to you now... Actually... I am busy... I got some urgent work to do.

Mishti : Please... I am really sorry... I am sorry I irritated you... I will make up for it once you are here... I promise you that... Please... Please don't be angry...

Chirag : Hhmm...

Mishti : Please... Stop being angry at me...

Chirag : Ohk... I am not angry...

Mishti : Thank you... And about the pregnancy... We will talk about it... Okay?! it is just that I feel I am not fully ready right now... I just don't know... I never thought about it... But I will start thinking about it...

Chirag : Okay... I understand... And... No need to hurry... And... I am... I am sorry if I made you feel like I am pushing you into motherhood.

Mishti : You don't have to say sorry... Please... That will hurt me more... Promise me you will never ever apologise to me!! I just don't think that you ever need to!! You can shout at me... You can scold me... I won't mind!! Maybe... Just don't get very very angry when I say something kinky... Hehehe...

Chirag : Hhmm... Okay... Done!!

Mishti : Mmwaahh!! Hehehe...

Chirag : Hhmm...

Mishti : I love you!!

Chirag : Hhmm...

Mishti : I love you, Chiruuu...

Chirag : I love you too...

Mishti : Say it like you mean it.

Chirag : You say it like you mean it first!!

Mishti : Fine... I really love you, Chiru... I love you so so much... You are the best part of my life... You are everything I want... You always will be my darling hubby...

Chirag : I really love you too, Mishoo... I love you a lot...

Mishti : I am going to let you fuck me in the ass tonight!!

Chirag : Mishtii!! Damn!!

Mishti : What?? You did not like what I said?? You don't want to?!

Chirag : Mishtii... Are you serious??

Mishti : Yes...

Chirag : Like seriously serious??

Mishti : Yes...

Chirag : Really?!

Mishti : Yes... Hehehe...

Chirag : Whoaa...

Mishti : Hahaha...

Chirag : Fuck!! Finally!!

Mishti : Oh yes, baby... We are finally going all the way!! Hahahaha...

Chirag : I am going to drill you so hard tonight!!

Mishti : I can already feel you going in... Tearing open my virgin ass-hole... Making me bleed for you again... Aahhhh!! Hehe... That is how excited you sound... Hehehe... And I am loving it!! Ooohhhh...

Chirag : Oh yess... You bloody horny bitch!! Exactly... Yeah... Tonight, I am going to make you pay for being so dirty!!

Mishti : Kinky... Not dirty!!

Chirag : Hahaha... I am going to fuck you so hard tonight, and you are going to be squirting like a possessed whore!!

Mishti : Oh, yeah?! Really??

Chirag : Yes... Without doubt!!

Mishti : Well... Let us just hope that your dick will stand erect at-least tonight!!

Chirag : Oh, shut up... You... Slut!!

Mishti : I really will become a slut if you cannot do me tonight as well!! I am done getting nothing!!

Chirag : What the bloody hell... Hehehe...

Mishti : I mean it... Like... I really mean it, Chirag... I could hardly feel you the last many times... Trust me... I mostly think you do not even have a dick!!

Chirag : You are going to be ploughed tonight!! You will regret saying what you just said... I swear!!

Mishti : Why are you not even half as big as your daddy?? He is so well hung... Like... Huge!! Oh... Wait... Is he really not your real daddy?? Oh My... Your mummy slept around... Right?! Yeah!!

Chirag : You fucked-up bitch!! You are making it really bad for yourself!! Just wait until I get back home!!

Mishti : Ohh daddy... Yess... Oooo... This is soo nice... Yaaa... Fuck me... Yaa... Fuck me daddyy... Just like that... Aahh... Dadyyy... You are so big... I feel so good daddyy... Fuck me harder daddyyy... Fuck me all day... Fuck me every day... Fuck me in front of your son... Show him what it means to be a real man... Show him how to fuck a woman... Ohhh yaaa daddyyy... Just don't stop... Make me yours... Take me with you daddyy... Keep me locked in your room... Keep me tied onto your bed... Don't leave me with your son... I want to be your wife daddyyy... Your son is not the husband I need... You are the husband I need daddyyy... Ohhh yess daddyyy...

Chirag : Shut up!! Just shut up!! Shut up right now!!

Mishti : How dare you tell me to shut up!! I am your daddy's wife!! Show me some respect!!

Chirag : Oh my... Lol... You have gone crazy...

Mishti : Don't you dare call me crazy again... I am your stepmom... Understand that!!

Chirag : Stepmoms normally are good to their stepsons...

Mishti : Absolutely no need to be good when the stepson is a tiny dicked sissy. Totally useless!!

Chirag : Hahaha...

Mishti : Why are you laughing?? Answer me... Stupid... Stepson!!

Chirag : Lol!! This girl is seriously mad... Hahaha... And... You are in a way very funny, Mishti... Haha!!

Mishti : Shut up, you idiot!! Stop pissing me off more... And get lost... Forever!! And also... When you go... Take your useless mummy too... I don't want her old fat ass anywhere near the house... Let me and my daddy hubby live here in peace.

Chirag : What about his other two sons?? You are going to do with them too??

Mishti : Huh... Ohhh.. My... Well...

Chirag : Lol... Gotcha!! Guess you were not prepared for that!! Hehe... Clearly struggling to reply... Hehehe... Not so kinky after all... Eh?! Loser!!

Mishti : What I was trying to say is...

Chirag : What?? There is nothing!! You lost!!

Mishti : Nah... I didn't lose...

Chirag : Yes, you did lose!!

Mishti : Nope!!

Chirag : Oh yes baby, you lost... You just realized I am a lot better at this than you think!! And you got shocked... And you are humbly accepting defeat... Poor soul!!

Mishti : No... Fucker!! It is just that... I mean... See... Why bother to do with his other two sons in my fantasy, when I am doing them for real!! I thought you already knew. Oh... Wait... You don't?! You really don't know?? Come on, Chirag... You do know about it... You know all about it... I am already doing them... You know that... In-fact, I am doing them right now... Guess you forgot I told you that your brothers are home!!

Chirag : They were home... That is what you said!! My younger brothers were home... But... They left long back...

Mishti : Oh... Yeah...

Chirag : See... You lose again...

Mishti : You are right... They did leave... They left long back...

Chirag : Yes... I know...

Mishti : But they... Came back!! Yes... They came back... And this time, they also brought a few of their friends along.

Chirag : You are fucking all of them?? Now?? At the same time?!

Mishti : Yes... All 7 of them... Together!!

Chirag : Must be a lot for you to handle...

Mishti : Not really... I have taken more in one go!!

Chirag : And, when was that?? Oh, I think I know... When your dad was busy raising funds for his new hotel project... Right?!

Mishti : Not exactly... I did not have to do much then!! My elder sister took care of most of that... My mommy helped too. And... Yeah... So... When daddy really needed my help was during our marriage. A lot of bills were left pending and all of it had to be paid urgently, and the event management team was adamant that we settled them before the wedding ceremony, and they demanded for cash payments the previous night. I knew there was no chance my dad could get a huge sum of money ready in such short notice, especially after over spending on my gold purchases, and I knew dad needed my help there and so I stepped in, and I did everything I could!! It actually went on till the morning... I was getting fucked by random men, who hungrily waited for their turn to come, even until just an hour before I got married to you... And I guess that now you also know why I was late to get to the wedding hall!!

Chirag : Enough... That is more than enough... Mishti... Stop... Okay?! Just don't say anything more!! Please... The least you can do is to not make me feel sick when I think about the day I got married. Please!! Enough of your nasty thoughts and cheap talks!! This is all so shitty!!

Mishti : Kinky... Not shitty!!

Chirag : What the... Look... I am about to leave the office... I will call you once I get in the car... Bye... See you soon...

Mishti : No... Not now... Please... Wait there...

Chirag : What?? Why...

Mishti : Because... We are still not done here... Your arrival could be a disturbance... Please understand...

Chirag : What are you even saying??

Mishti : Your brothers are here with their friends... Remember?!

Chirag : Fuck!! This girl is...

Mishti : Please understand... Hehehe...

Chirag : Lol... Mishti...

Mishti : Don't laugh... I am under so much pain...

Chirag : Really??

Mishti : Yes... Ohh, yes... Fuck!! Ohh, Chiruuu... You have no idea what is happening here!! I am sucking cocks... Shit!! Stroking cocks... Hhmm!! Getting my pussy eaten... Aahhh!! Nipples bitten... Ooo!! Asshole licked... Uffff!! By the friends of your brothers... Each one of them trying to please me better than the other!! And all this while your brothers are recording me in the act, shooting this surreal sultry scene using the new cameras they bought from the very money you gifted the two of them on their last birthdays!! They want to make a porn video featuring me, it seems!! And that is why they came to our house today, as soon as they landed from Delhi!!

Chirag : Great!! We are going to be rich!!

Mishti : Not really...

Chirag : Why??

Mishti : They are going to blackmail you to pay them, if the video should not be on the internet.

Chirag : We have to pay them?! I though it was going to be the other way around!!

Mishti : Not here...

Chirag : But why...

Mishti : We don't have a lot of options, hubby...

Chirag : What should I do??

Mishti : What do you want to do??

Chirag : I am ready to pay them!! Anything to save your fake unvalued chastity from this real evil world.

Mishti : Lol... You are so romantic...

Chirag : Hehehe...

Mishti : They have given me their bank details...

Chirag : I will make the fund transfer immediately...

Mishti : Or... Wait... No!!

Chirag : What??

Mishti : Don't make the transfer.

Chirag : But you said we don't have any other option than paying them, if the video should not be on the internet!!

Mishti : I know...

Chirag : So... We have to pay them!!

Mishti : But... Don't pay them!!

Chirag : What do you mean?? You don't have a problem with the video being on the internet??

Mishti : No... Definitely no!! Lol... I think I would actually love that... Hehe... What could be better than seeing my awful mother-in-law cry helplessly, looking at her unbelievably horny husband vigorously play with his otherwise damaged old dick, watching their own son's wife getting gang-banged online!! Hahahaha!!

Chirag : Fuck!! Bitch!! Oh my... Hahaha... You bloody bitch!!

Mishti : Thank you!! Thanks a lot!!

Chirag : Lol!! How is it possible for you to imagine all this, even though it is for fun!!

Mishti : For fun?! Who told you that!!

Chirag : Okay... Fine... How much longer are they going to take before they finish shooting the video and leave??

Mishti : Hehe... The whole night... I guess. And since you are not going to pay them, they might make a few more episodes before leaving...

Chirag : Do you think I can come home and convince them to let you free??

Mishti : Honestly speaking, I think it is best you don't come home and see me right now... You may not like watching them take turns on me... And also, you will find it difficult to trust me when I tell you I was actually getting gang-raped and I was not enjoying any of this!!

Chirag : Ohh...

Mishti : Hehehe... Don't cry already... Lol...

Chirag : So... I am to sleep here tonight?? In the office?!

Mishti : Maybe instead of sleeping, you can go through all the porn sites you know, and check whether your brothers have already started uploading your wife's masterful performance online - Who knows, maybe you could just turn lucky and view number one could belong to you forever!! Hahahaha!!

Chirag : Lol!! The things you say... Suchaa bitch!!

Mishti : Haha... Mmwahhh... Come home... Fast... Now!! Idiot... Don't keep me waiting anymore!!

Chirag : Hehehe... Coming... I will call you once I get in the car... Okay?!

Mishti : Okay... And one more thing...

Chirag : What??

Mishti : Can you buy a packet of condoms on the way back??

Chirag : I can... But for what??

Mishti : You know.

Chirag : I don't.

Mishti : Oh, yeah?!

Chirag : Yeah... Because I have not been using any!!

Mishti : Yeah... Right...

Chirag : Then... Why??

Mishti : I need it.

Chirag : Why do you need it??

Mishti : What do you mean by that??

Chirag : What I mean by that?! Well... Simple!! I don't plan to use it... Then why buy condoms!!

Mishti : Can you just buy condoms and come home?? It is going to be useful.

Chirag : You said you were taking pills!! That is why I shot inside you yesterday, and day before, and every other time!! Why on earth didn't you ask me to use condoms if you were not taking pills??

Mishti : What are you even saying??

Chirag : You are not on your pills... Right?!

Mishti : But, why are you so concerned?? You didn't mind a baby.

Chirag : I still don't mind a baby!!

Mishti : Then... Why are you so worried??

Chirag : Aarrghhhh... Are you taking pills, or not?!

Mishti : Hehehe... I am... I am taking pills... Don't worry.

Chirag : Okay... Well... In that case... Why do you need the condoms??

Mishti : Just to make sure everything is safe.

Chirag : Make sure what is safe??

Mishti : Everything!! Hehe...

Chirag : I already did you without a condom!! Using one now won't save you from becoming a mom!!

Mishti : Listen... I don't mind a baby too... It is just that I still feel we are too young right now!!

Chirag : Too young... Too horny... Especially you!!

Mishti : You are not too bad either... Hehe... You are rushing home to fuck me... I assume!!

Chirag : Just assume?!

Mishti : I don't know... I mean... We know each-other only for the last few months!! And... Who knows what is happening inside your brain!! And... Who knows whether you are coming home secretly hoping you will actually get to see your wife getting gang-banged by your brothers and their friends!! Hahaha!!

Chirag : Ohhhh... Grrrrr...

Mishti : Lol... Hehehehe...

Chirag : See you soon...

Mishti : Wait... Slow down...

Chirag : What??

Mishti : Did you start?? Are you driving right now??

Chirag : Yes... Why?? I mean, how did you guess that??

Mishti : Hehe... I just thought so...

Chirag : Why did you think so??

Mishti : Why didn't you tell me that you started??

Chirag : I didn't know that was a must...

Mishti : Why did you still do it so secretly!!

Chirag : What are you even saying... Look... I was talking to you when I was getting out of the office, and so I took the stairs, and so I did not have to cut your call, and so I did not think I had to tell you when I got into the car!! You would have anyway noticed it when I turned the car on... And... Why should I even try to be secretive about all this!!

Mishti : Have you crossed the medical store??

Chirag : Why?? Why do you want to know??

Mishti : Come on, Chiruu... You cannot doubt me like this!! You think I am really fucking your dad and your brothers together, and I am asking you where you are so that I can help them hide?! Right?! That is the truth... Right?! I never expected this from you!! I thought you trusted me!! You really broke my heart!!

Chirag : Mishti... That is not what... Stop being so stupid!! For once... Please...

Mishti : Hehehe...

Chirag : Oh my dear... Mishti... You are again laughing... I just don't know what to do with you...

Mishti : Lol!! Mwwahhh!!

Chirag : Hehe...

Mishti : Chiruu...

Chirag : Are you near the medical store??

Chirag : Why exactly are you asking me about the medical store??

Mishti : Because I wanted something...

Chirag : What do you want from the medical store??

Mishti : Condoms!!

Chirag : Not this again... Why are you even asking me to get condoms?? I don't use one when I fuck you!! I never had to because of the pills you take!! You know that better than me!!

Mishti : I know...

Chirag : Then, what?!

Mishti : Please buy a packet... Please!!

Chirag : I don't want it!!

Mishti : But, it's not for you!! Idiot!!

Chirag : Huh... Then for whom??

Mishti : It is for Prakash!! I think it is better he is given a packet of condoms to use!!

Chirag : Prakash?? The watchman in the apartment?!

Mishti : Yes.

Chirag : What!! Why?? Condoms for him?! Just why!!

Mishti : For safety...

Chirag : Mishti... What the hell!! Why do you have it buy it for him!! He will buy it when he goes to his house!! He knows how to take care of himself!! You don't have to worry about his safety!!

Mishti : I am not worried about his safety!! But I have to be worried about my safety!! And that is why I still think you should buy condoms when you come home!!

Chirag : What are you even saying?? What kind of nonsense are you trying to do!!

Mishti : Please...

Chirag : Stop it, Mishti... And... What is wrong with you?? Why do you even talk to him?? What are the kind of things he tells you?? I cannot believe this... He asked you to buy him condoms?? What on earth is happening here!!

Mishti : You are overthinking!! You have got this all wrong!!

Chirag : I am going to get that bastard out of the building!! He is not going to work there for one more day!!

Mishti : Chirag!! What is your problem?? Prakash is not at fault here!! Why can't you understand!!

Chirag : What are you trying to prove, Mishti??

Mishti : You don't know?? You don't get it??

Chirag : No.

Mishti : Chirag... See...

Chirag : Go on... Tell me...

Mishti : I...

Chirag : Just tell me what it is, Mishti!!

Mishti : Look... I really want him to fuck me... I really want Prakash to go inside me... But I am worried he could be not all that safe... You never know what kind of women these people would be interacting with. But having said that, he is really really big... Like, seriously huge!! I know that for sure!! I saw him with just a towel wrapped around his body in the morning, in the terrace... I was there smoking a cigarette when he came out of the staff quarters, completely wet after a bath, and his highly transparent thin towel did nothing to cover the monster he was hiding inside!! Chirag... You will not believe this, but his balls alone looked bigger than your entire tool!! I really need to have him in me, at-least once!! He is going to stretch me like I always desired!! And... I want it to be before you make me pregnant and we have a baby and we start a family!!

Chirag : Oh bitch... Ohh... Not this again!!

Mishti : Hahahahaha!! You are such a stupid fucker!! Your dumb mommy has only managed to grow you into a useless sissy!! Hehehehe...

Chirag : Damn... Fuck!!

Mishti : You are a fool!!

Chirag : I almost fell for it.

Mishti : You completely fell for it!! Lol... I could literally visualize you having a panic attack!! Hahaha!!

Chirag : I will be home soon... Bitch!!

Mishti : Drive carefully... Okay?! Hehehe...

Chirag : Bloody... Bitch!!

Mishti : Hehe... Please don't forget the condoms...

Chirag : Ohh... Just get lost!!

Mishti : Hehehe... Come home fast, my darling sweetheart!! I have a surprise for you!!

Chirag : Surprise?! My foot!! No way you can trick me one more time!!

Mishti : I am serious...

Chirag : I will never take you seriously again!! I never ever will!!

Mishti : Come on... I am really serious this time... I really have a surprise for you...

Chirag : What is it?? What is the surprise?? Tell me right now!! I will come home only then!!

Mishti : It is a surprise!! I cannot tell you what it is!!

Chirag : There is no suprise!! You are just messing with me... To say something even more dirty!!

Mishti : Kinky... Not dirty!!

Chirag : Whatever...

Mishti : Come home fast... You are really going to love this.

Chirag : There really is a surprise?!

Mishti : Yes... I swear!!

Chirag : Then what is it?? Tell me now!! Just say what it is!!

Mishti : No...

Chirag : Mishti...

Mishti : Fine... I will give you a clue.

Chirag : Okay...

Mishti : You ready??

Chirag : Actually Mishti, I know there is nothing!! And... I know you are just playing with me again... I know you well enough to confirm that!

Mishti : Well... You are wrong... So... I guess you don't know me well enough... I guess you just don't know what kind of a person I am...

Chirag : Ohh don't say that... Please don't say that!! Just not that!! Please!! I know exactly what you are!! I know what kind of a fucked-up filthy slut you are!! So damn whorry!!

Mishti : Kinky... Not whorry!!

Chirag : Argghh... Whatever... Whatever you want to call it... But, I just know what you are!!

Mishti : In that case, you must be knowing everything about me.

Chirag : Of course, yes!! I know everything about you!!

Mishti : And that means you would also be easily able to guess what I am upto... Right?!

Chirag : Anytime!! Always!!

Mishti : Ohk... Good...

Chirag : Yeah...

Mishti : So why don't you try telling me what exactly I am wearing right now!!

Chirag : Huh...

Mishti : Pink...

Chirag : Pink?! Pink what??

Mishti : Pink!!

Chirag : What pink??

Mishti : Guess...

Chirag : What??

Mishti : I am wearing only...

Chirag : Only what??

Mishti : Only a pink...

Chirag : Pink what??

Mishti : Guess...

Chirag : I don't know... I really don't know... I mean... How will I know!!

Mishti : Guess... Make a guess...

Chirag : I have no idea...

Mishti : You are the one who seems to know everything about me!! So you must be knowing what I am thinking and what I am wearing too!!

Chirag : Lol... What logic is that...

Mishti : I am wearing only a pink...

Chirag : What!!

Mishti : Try... Make a guess... Please...

Chirag : Fine... Hhmm... Sweatshirt?!

Mishti : What??

Chirag : Pink sweatshirt!!

Mishti : What the...

Chirag : You are wearing a pink sweatshirt... Right?!

Mishti : You suck!!

Chirag : What...

Mishti : Sweatshirt?! Seriously?? Man... Go get a life!!

Chirag : Fine... I will try again.

Mishti : Hehe... That is more like it.

Chirag : Let me see... What could it be... Oh... Ya... A... Pink kurta?? Like... Just the kurta... Only the top... And no pants!! Nothing below your waist!!

Mishti : No...

Chirag : Okay... Then... Yeah... Pink kurta... But... Nothing underneath too!!

Mishti : Wrong!!

Chirag : So it is not a kurta...

Mishti : Correct!!

Chirag : Got it... Pink bikini!!

Mishti : No.

Chirag : Pink bra?!

Mishti : I am wearing no bra... I hardly wear bras... You should know at-least that by now... Hehehe...

Chirag : Pink panties?? Is that what you are wearing right now?? Just that... Just the panties... Something hot... Something kinky... I mean... It could be a... Thong... Yes... Only a thong... Ping thong... Nothing else... A tiny thong... A kinky thong... Pink tiny kinky thong!!

Mishti : Hehehe...

Chirag : I am right... Right?!

Mishti : You wish that is what I was wearing??

Chirag : Just tell me whether I got it right!!

Mishti : You got it absolutely... Wrong!!

Chirag : What the hell... Then... What else is it... What else could it be!!

Mishti : Well... Maybe... It is nothing really kinky... You shameless creep!!

Chirag : Ohh... Shit!! Really?! I thought...

Mishti : You have a very twisted mind!! You bloody bad boy!!

Chirag : You are so... But... The things you say... That is what made me guess all... Phew... Okay... Wait... I get it now...

Mishti : Get what now?? You already ready to make another guess and make yourself look silly again??

Chirag : Well... In that case... Stop stretching this and just tell me what it is!!

Mishti : Hehehe... Stop crying for everything and be a sport!!

Chirag : Give me a proper clue.

Mishti : Well... It is not something as sexy as a sweatshirt!! Lol... Hahaha!! But it is not something as covering as a thong either!! Hehehehe!!

Chirag : What!! Hahaha... So it is like that!! I am already so confused, and you are cruel enough to try to bluff, and add to the chaos!!

Mishti : Hehehe...

Chirag : See... You are making this very stressful for me. Damn!! What could it be... I am sure it is definitely something on the darker side!!

Mishti : Hehehe... Maybe!! So... Take a deep breath... And think like a normal person... It could be something very simple... Just think...

Chirag : Aaha... Now I know what it is...

Mishti : What is it?? Tell me...

Chirag : Pink saree... You are wearing that saree I bought you last week... Right?!

Mishti : Hhmm... God... Fine... Hhmm... Very close.

Chirag : Really??

Mishti : Ya... Yes... Almost there...

Chirag : Okay... Got it... You are waiting for me wearing only the sleeveless blouse... Pink sleeveless blouse tight enough to gloriously make your creamy boobies pop out!! That is it... Yes?!

Mishti : Could be... But just that the saree and the blouse are still in the backseat of your car, if you remember correctly!!

Chirag : Oh yes... Shit... How could I forget that... But... Come on... What is it then?! Give me one more clue!!

Mishti : It is something shiny.

Chirag : Shiny?? Oh... Got it!! A pink jacket!!

Mishti : Fuck you!! Chirag!!

Chirag : Well... Then, what is it??

Mishti : Guess!! Try!! Do it like you want to do it!!

Chirag : Give me a clue... Give me a good clue.

Mishti : It is actually to help you!!

Chirag : Yes, I know!! I want you to give me a clue to help me!!

Mishti : That is now what I meant...

Chirag : Then??

Mishti : What I am wearing now is something that will help you!!

Chirag : Help me?? Me?!

Mishti : Yes... You!! Help you!!

Chirag : But, help me how??

Mishti : Help you tonight!!

Chirag : Help me tonight?? With what??

Mishti : It could be of help to you once you are home... It will be useful!!

Chirag : Useful?! How??

Mishti : Hhmm...

Chirag : What are you saying... What is that you are wearing!! What could help me tonight!! What could be useful tonight!!

Mishti : You really have no idea??

Chirag : No... No idea.

Mishti : Try...

Chirag : What is it??

Mishti : Think...

Chirag : I really have no idea about what it is that you could be wearing!!

Mishti : What were you going to do once you reached home??

Chirag : Why do you ask that??

Mishti : Well... You were coming back home because we were having this conversation... Right?! Not just because you finished your work early at the office... Right?!

Chirag : Yup... And I am driving home as I talk to you, and I am almost there...

Mishti : Yeah... Yes... Exactly... And... What were you planning to do once you reached home??

Chirag : Eat!! I am really hungry...

Mishti : Okay... Fine!!

Chirag : What...

Mishti : Leave it...

Chirag : What?? Why do you sound so irritated!!

Mishti : See... Chirag... One last time...

Chirag : Okay...

Mishti : What do you think I am wearing??

Chirag : I really don't know...

Mishti : It is a pink shiny...

Chirag : It is a pink shiny what!!

Mishti : Tell me!! You know what it is!!

Chirag : I don't know... I really don't know what it is.

Mishti : Try... Please... Make a honest effort... Please... I will really appreciate that!!

Chirag : Mishti... I am sorry... But, I really don't know... I have tried guessing everything I can think about!!

Mishti : Once more... Please... You might have seen me buy it during our trip to Thailand!!

Chirag : Thailand?!

Mishti : Yes!!

Chirag : Oh... You should have told that earlier!! I got it... I know what you are wearing!!

Mishti : Yeah??

Chirag : Yes... I know what it is now...

Mishti : Really??

Chirag : Yes!!

Mishti : Hehehe... Tell me what it is!! I want to hear you say it!!

Chirag : It is the pink cap!!

Mishti : What!!

Chirag : You are wearing the pink cap with the elephant logo... Right?! The one you bought at the zoo.

Mishti : Wow... Great...

Chirag : I finally got it!! Congratulate me!!

Mishti : For what??

Chirag : For getting it right...

Mishti : Hhmm... Good try, Chirag... But as always, you are wrong!!

Chirag : I am sorry, Mishti... But I am sure I came close...

Mishti : Yeah... Yes... Of course!! That you did!! You came close... You came very close... You came very very close!!

Chirag : You happy I tried??

Mishti : Very happy... Could not have asked for more!! Thanks to my parents for finding me the perfect husband!!

Chirag : Are you saying that in a sarcastic way??

Mishti : Not at all!! Why would I do that!! I am really so proud of you... You tried your best!!

Chirag : Can you now tell me what it is??

Mishti : Yeah... I think that would be better!! I don't think you can give me the right answer anytime soon... I mean... I don't think you will be able to ever get it right!!

Chirag : I can actually give it one more shot.

Mishti : Not necessary I guess... I don't think you have it in you!!

Chirag : Oh, Mishti... Don't get so upset... Haha... This is nothing major!! You know that!!

Mishti : Yeah... And... I am not upset!! And... Just don't laugh... Loser!!

Chirag : Ohh... Oh my... Oh yeah...

Mishti : What??

Chirag : I got what it is...

Mishti : Hhmm...

Chirag : Really!! I really got it now!!

Mishti : Really??

Chirag : You said I came very close when I said it was a cap... And you also said it is something that you bought from Thailand... So...

Mishti : So?? Say it... Please...

Chirag : It just has to be the pink hat you bought at the street market!! That is what you are wearing... Correct?!

Mishti : No!! No!! No... Are you mad?? What is wrong with you!!

Chirag : Why are you shouting like this!!

Mishti : I am angry that you do not know what I would be wearing!! Despite giving you all the clues and more!!

Chirag : Stop being over dramatic for no reason!! Just tell me what exactly this stupid worthless thing you are wearing is, and get over with this!! What stupid worthless pink shiny thing are you wearing??

Mishti : Butt... Plug...

Chirag : What... The...

Mishti : Pink... Butt... Plug...

THE END