Pool Invitation

My wife Sarah and I moved to Phoenix in June. Nothing could prepare us for just how hot it gets every day. To make things worse, we bought a house without a pool. Looking at maps online, it looks like ours is the only house on the street without a pool.

Sarah and I are in our thirties with no kids. My name is Will by the way. We moved here for her job when she got a big promotion. I'm looking for a job now, but don't have to be in a rush due to the big pay raise Sarah got with her promotion.

Sarah is 5'6" with a petite build and shoulder length brown hair. She has what I affectionately refer to as itty bitties. To be honest, she doesn't even fill out an A cup bra. Speaking of not filling out undergarments, I am similarly lacking in the penis department. I'm a little on the chubby side, but nothing close to being an excuse for my typical penis profile; that is to say--no penis profile.

I have what my wife mischievously calls an inny. My penis is fully inverted 99% of the time. You will not hear me call it a cock ever since Sarah corrected me early on in our relationship. In a tone that brooked no argument, she said "This is not a cock. It's only a pee pee. If I'm being generous. That's what I would call a toddler's penis, but yours is more aptly compared to an infant. Actually, most infants have outies, so you would be in the lowest percentile even in that comparison. I will allow micropenis, since that's the medical term, but I better not hear you call it a cock again."

Don't get me wrong, Sarah loves me fiercely, but on this issue she stands firm. After the initial correction, I was careful to refer to it as a pee pee around her. However, I made the mistake of calling it a cock at the bar one time and she called me out in front of our friends. She made me correct myself and call it a micropenis. That humiliation still burns when I recall it, but usually ends up in an erection--a very short erection.

Sarah likes to measure me frequently, and it's always just a hair under 3 inches. She never rounds up, however. It's either 2 and 7/8 inches or 2 and 15/16 inches (on a good day). My balls are similarly petite. Think of a pair of marbles in a pouch the size of a golf ball. When limp, my inny looks like a belly button at the top of a very small scrotum.

Pretty quickly after moving in we were befriended by our next door neighbor, Janice. She's a divorced mom in her 40s, with two daughters in college. She's what I would describe as pleasantly plump, but with enormous breasts, at least double D's, but probably bigger.

I love breasts in all shapes and sizes. Sarah's itty bitties and Janice's massive mammaries are equally arousing. I would love to see them all bare together. Sarah's nipples are like little pink erasers on the end of pencils in the center of tiny dime sized areolae. I daydreamed that Janice's are probably a half inch long when erect with huge saucer sized brown areolae.

Little did I know, but I was going to get my chance to see them. However, there was a catch.

Sarah and I ran into Janice in the driveway on a scorcher of a Saturday afternoon. She was spilling out of a little lime green bikini coming back from the mailbox.

"Hey," Janice said, "would you like to come cool off in the pool?"

"Wow, that would be amazing!" Sarah replied.

"You should know I have one rule for my pool: clothing is not allowed," said Janice.

I had just been about to thank Janice, but instead I snapped my mouth shut. My heart was racing, I think I was in fight or flight mode. I was really excited to see these two gorgeous women naked, but was dreading Janice learning my secret shame.

Sarah with a twinkle in her eye said in her most innocent sounding voice, "I'm OK with it. What about you, honey?"

"Um.. uh.." I stammered.

"What was that, sweetheart?" Sarah asked in a syrupy sweet voice.

"OK," I said in a small voice. "Great!" Janice said, "Come over whenever you're ready." And she walked through the side gate into her back yard.

Sarah had a tote bag packed with towels and sunscreen and was ready to go in minutes. She seemed pretty eager. She stripped down and put on a robe and flip flops. I didn't have a robe, so I stripped down and tied a towel around my waist.

As we walked next door and let ourselves through Janice's side gate, my heart was hammering in my chest. Janice was just coming out the back door with a bucket of beers.

Next thing I knew, I felt my towel roughly ripped away from behind. I froze, looking right at Janice's face from about 5 feet away. I saw the look of shock on her face as she processed what she was seeing--or not seeing to be more accurate. I forgot to mention earlier that Sarah prefers me keep my genitals shaved smooth.

As the breeze hit the bare patch where my genitals should be, I could feel that my testicles had joined my inny, fully retracted inside my body with my bare scrotum flush. I wish I could say I looked like a Ken doll, but that was not quite the look I was sporting at the moment. If anything, I looked like a woman with a shaved pussy. The flap of skin where my penis should be looked not unlike a clitoris and the darker wrinkled skin of my hairless scrotum lying flush against my body looked like labia.

Janice gasped and said, "I didn't know you were trans!"

The embarrassed look on her face turned quizzical when Sarah began laughing uncontrollably. After quite awhile, Sarah was able to stop laughing and was catching her breath. I finally snapped out of my humiliation trance and grabbed the towel back from Sarah and wrapped it around my waist. That seemed to snap Janice out of her daze as her eyes never left my groin the entire time.

Sarah said, "Let's swim!" She promptly dropped her robe on a chair, squealed and jumped into the pool, but not before Janice and I caught a glimpse of her barely there bitties having their moment in the sun.

Janice shrugged and started untying her top. The knot came undone and her titanic tits were unleashed in all their glory. They were even bigger than I thought with huge, brown areolae. I imagined trying to palm them and realized my handspan was not large enough to reach from one edge of the areola to the other.

I was mesmerized watching the globes swaying gently side to side, sunlight dancing across their magnificence. As Janice finished untying her bikini bottom and let them drop to the ground, I saw that she kept her snatch shaved bare, just like Sarah and me. Dang it, now even I'm thinking of my genitals as a snatch. Just us three girls with shaved pussies *sigh*

"Hey, we all have matching shaved pussies!" yelled Sarah as she swam up to the edge of the pool.

Janice laughed good-naturedly and headed for the pool, the breeze teasing her nipples to their full erect size, every bit of an inch each! Boy did my imagination underrate Janice's rack!

I dropped my towel and followed Janice to the pool. However, she stopped and turned around and asked me if I liked what I saw. As I stammered trying to formulate an answer, Sarah climbed out of the pool, came up behind Janice and palmed her enormous titties. Her hands looked so tiny on those bowling ball sized orbs. She started teasing Janice's already hard nipples, like she was jerking off two tiny penises with her index fingers and thumbs.

With horror, I realized I was getting aroused. As I rose to my full, throbbing 2 and 15/16 inches, Janice gasped and Sarah giggled. "Now you see what I'm dealing with!" she said.

"Oh my god, it's so cute!" Janice blurted. "How big is it?"

"Why don't you measure it?" Sarah asked.

"Seriously? That sounds fun!" Then she addressed my penis directly in baby talk, "We're going to find out what a big boy you are! Yes we are! Come with me, big guy!" With that, she lightly grasped my little weiner and led me into her house. Sarah followed us in, laughing the whole time.

Janice led me into her living room and had me sit on the couch. Then she opened an end table drawer and pulled out a ruler. She gracefully dropped to her knees in front of me, face radiant and heavy tits bouncing. "Let's make sure you're as big as you can get," she said as she started stroking with her index finger and thumb.

"Holy shit, Fun Size looks even smaller in her hands!" Sarah exclaimed.

"Oh my god, that's such a great nickname! I was thinking Baby Carrot, but I like Fun Size better," said Janice.

"I think I'm gonna.." I grunted out as I came harder than I had in a long time, sending rope after rope of cum onto Janice's face and enormous titties. Janice licked her lips and said, "Mmm, I haven't tasted cum in a long time. I guess we'll have to try measuring this little guy later."

"You don't have to wait," Sarah said. "His refractory period is virtually non-existent. I think it has something to do with needing so little blood to form such a small erection."

While Sarah spoke, my "manhood" shrunk down to a nubbin before retreating back into my body, leaving a little hole at the top of my balls as the only evidence that it ever existed.

"Watch this," Sarah said as she dropped to her knees in front of me next to Janice. Seeing the two beauties naked on their knees in front of me was euphoric. The contrast between Janice's massive breasts swaying gently with her breathing and Sarah's barely there mosquito bites was a memory I will cherish the rest of my life.

Their matching shaved pussies pulled my focus from the wondrous contrast of their breasts from the two possible extremes. Sarah's pussy was completely closed with neither clit nor inner labia showing at all, just a delicate slit. Janice's on the other hand, looked plump and heavy. Her clit was prominent and her meaty inner labia displayed like a tropical flower. My mouth started to water with desire to taste them both.

My wife gently blew on my balls and my little guy came out of his hole like a timelapse of a mushroom growing. "That's a neat trick," Janice said as she tickled the extra sensitive underside of my perfectly formed, though miniature penis. She lined the ruler along the top and stated the results, "2 and 3/16 inches."

"Wait, that's not right," I said. "I'm 2 and 15/16. You have to measure from the under side."

"I've measured a lot of cocks, and I've always measured along the top."

"It's not a cock," I said reflexively. "It's only a pee pee."

I can't believe I just said that, I thought as my face flushed. "That's right, baby," Sarah crooned. "It's good that you know that you're cockless--less than a man."

"I guess you don't have a problem deep throating this little pee pee," Janice mused.

"Actually, deep throating him is impossible. He only reaches to about mid tongue. It can't be deep throating if it doesn't even reach your throat. Why don't you give it a try?" Sarah said.

"Are you sure you don't mind?" Janice asked breathlessly as she held me like a tube of chapstick between index finger and thumb. At Sarah's assent, Janice took me into her warm, hungry mouth. She expertly alternated between light suction, a swirling tongue and only slightly bobbing her head due to my lack of length.

Instinctively, I started caressing her supersized tits. They were deliciously heavy! I found her inch long, rock hard nipples and started stroking them with finger and thumb, just like Sarah had done only minutes earlier outside. I realized this is pretty much exactly how I jerk off.

Janice was desperately working my baby gherkin like her life depended on making me cum. Then she paused before opening her mouth wider and pulling my little marble bag in with her lower lip. She held my entire manhood, such as it was, comfortably in her mouth for a moment. Once she started licking my taint with my entire being inside her ravenous mouth, it was all over for me. I came hard. Again. My beautiful neighbor savored and swallowed every drop. That's when I noticed Sarah was sitting next to me on the couch rubbing her clit.

"Let me help," Janice said as she crawled over and dove face first into Sarah's now glistening snatch.

I wasted no time getting down on the floor to return the favor to Janice for orally pleasuring first me and now my quivering wife. As I scooted to position my face under Janice's bald pussy, I could see that she was completely drenched. I extended my tongue and gently probed her fleshy taco.

It was a vastly different experience from performing cunnilingus on my wife. Where my wife has a delicate, petite slit with a tiny hidden clit, Janice has a rough and tumble pussy with thick, heavy beef curtains and a prominent clitoris. In fact, her clit was a similar size to my own erection!

At first I was at a loss for how to approach all the meat she was packing. I gave it a few tentative licks before deciding to take a page out of Janice's book and just engulfed it with my mouth. I could tell she liked it when she tensed up. I started mimicking what she had just done to me. I applied some gentle suction while avoiding grazing her oversized clit with my teeth. I bobbed my head. I swirled my tongue. Janice started moaning with her mouth still planted on my wife's sex.

I could hear Sarah building towards an orgasm. I started speeding up what I was doing. I threw my whole being into giving Janice the best head I could. I increased the suction. I increased the speed I was bobbing on her plus sized unit. I licked the underside furiously. I had no idea if it was extra sensitive like mine.

Like Janice, I paused for a moment before taking the rest of her meaty pussy into my mouth. I started thrashing my tongue about with abandon and I could hear and feel Janice building toward her own crescendo. My wife and neighbor were making beautiful music to my ears.

The two women reached orgasm simultaneously, Janice clenching my head in the vice of her thighs while she flooded my mouth with her climax. I swallowed and gently pulled off of her sex.

"Wow, that's quite a clit!" exclaimed Sarah when she saw what Janice was sporting. "I think it's the same size as Will's pee pee."

"Bigger," Janice replied.

"Wait, what?" I said. "How big is it?"

"Why don't you measure it?" Janice said with a smirk.

Sarah handed me the ruler and I hesitantly approached Janice. I placed the ruler along the top of her still-erect clitoris. Janice flinched slightly due to it still being very sensitive. I was stunned with the measurement.

"2 and 15/16 inches," Sarah read over my shoulder. "So with Will being 2 and 3/8 inches.. Your clit is.. 3/4 inch longer than his pee pee! Holy shit!"

"I have got to get a picture of them together! Be right back!" Sarah squealed excitedly as she ran out back. She came back with her phone and directed Janice and I to "scissor" so that our junk was touching. She snapped a few photos of my "vagina" (inny penis and retracted testes) next to Janice's massive clitoris.

My lovely young wife then directed Janice to put the tip of her phallus into my inny hole and took some snaps. That caused my Vienna sausage to come out and play. Once I was fully erect lined up next to Janice's meat, it was clear hers was both longer and thicker. Sarah gleefully took photos. All throughout the process, she took closeups and wide angle shots to show our faces also.

"I can't believe your clit is bigger than mine," I said before realizing I just insinuated that I have a clitoris.

Janice chuckled and said she knew it ever since she saw what I was packing out by the pool. Both ladies were tickled that hers was the exact measurement we incorrectly thought mine was.

"Well, now that we've had some fun, should we go for a dip in the pool?" Janice asked.

After an hour or so in the pool, we decided to head home, but not before Sarah airdropped all the photos to Janice's phone. She also promised her that she could have me come over to do any handyman tasks she might have--nude, of course.

My new life in Phoenix was off to a great start.