Caddy Shack Up

Story about a pro woman golfer engaged to a superstar retired baseball player. Put it in the Loving Wife section since they had plans to get married. A long story for me with a twist at the end. This story is from my world and anything can happen. Sorry for any mistakes. A few of my stories have been posted on YouTube without my permission. Shame on you.

Caddie Shack Up

In the Charlotte airport Wade Wilson ran from the arrival gate to the sports bar in the airport to watch the end of the Ladies US CHAMPIONSHIP. He looked at the score board and saw that his fiancée Wheat (Wheatly) was tied on the 18th green with two other players. The announcer said if she made this putt she would be the champ.

Wheat Martino didn't expect her fiancee to make it to the US Open Championship Ladies golf tournament. He had spent two weeks on the west coast in baseball free-agent meetings and was planning on getting home later that night. Her mind was on this last putt for a birdie that she needed to break a three-player tie. The 15-foot putt was slightly downhill as she stepped back to line it up again. Her caddy Mel Johnson moved up next to her.

"It's a double break, trust your line," he whispered as his right hand moved around her waist to her opposite butt cheek and lightly squeezed.

She felt his caress and turn sharply to glare at him. "Don't."

"Sorry," he whispered back forgetting that the TV camera was focused on Wheat's last putt. "Take a breath and slowly let it out."

Wade had trouble seeing over the crowd of people in front of the airport bar, so he turned and watched the huge TV screen on the back wall. "What the fuck?" He gasped when he saw his fiancée's caddie's hand rub and squeeze her right buttock.

The bartender laughed, "Ha, did he just grab her ass?"

The crowd was silent as she took her stance and slowly brought back her putter. They all watched the ball move to the right, got closer to the hole, broke left and dropped in the hole. Wheat dropped to her knees and held her putter up high. She had won a Major golf tournament. Mel ran up and lifted her into his arms. Without thinking his lips found hers and they kissed.

Both were so excited and elated their tongues danced and explored. She heard the screaming from the fans, and it woke her up. "Oh God!" She gasped after jerking her head, tongue and lips back away from him.

"We did it babe," Mel laughed. "We won!" He tried to move closer, but she pushed him away.

"Asshole," she hissed. By then the other players and their caddies ran over to congratulate her. She was on cloud nine when they led her to the clubhouse to check her scorecard and sign it.

After hitting the restroom, she walked out and the TV and Tournament staff lead her back to the green. Mel smiled at her, but she ignored him.

The awards presentation on the green was amazing. Cameras clicked as she held the heavy trophy over her head, and afterwards was presented the $900,000 check. With the $650,000 she had already won this year she was now over 1 1/2 Million. She also knew this would lead to a bidding war from the sporting goods companies to sign her on to a big endorsement contract. The fan's applause was loud as she walked back to the clubhouse. She saw Mel motioning her by the door and walked over to him.

"Are we going to have time to celebrate before you head back to Charlotte?" He asked as he pulled her softness into his body.

"What the hell is wrong with you Mel? On fucking national TV, you touch my ass and kiss me. What if Wade saw that?"

"Hell, you didn't complain last night when I licked you until you screamed," he said angrily. "Besides now that you have the money you can break up with that cuckold."

"I told you that you're just a tour suck buddy. I love Wade and I am going to marry him. If you can't handle that then you can go to hell."

"You seduced me bitch. Not the other way around," Mel growled back. "Besides I have a contract clause that will cost you if you fire me."

"The next tourney is in Hilton Head so be there with my clubs. Let's calm down and relax. But if you show me any affection away from the motel we are finished."

*****

Wheat didn't expect to see her fiancée at the Lake Norman home when she entered the garage and opened the door to enter the huge house. The house belonged to Wade but soon would be hers as well when they married after the last tournament of the year. It was going to be a huge wedding in Hilton Head with over 300 people attending.

Wade was five years older than her at 29 years old and had retired with a knee injury from the NY Yankees as an all-star center fielder. Although he was loaded, he still received sponsor money if he stayed on their staff as an advisor partaking in trade talks. Even with her huge check and sponsor money she didn't come close to the many millions that Wade had accumulated.

The house was dark except for a hallway light. After putting her clothing bag and purse on the dining room table she walked into the house.

"Who's there!!?" She cried out when she heard the TV on. She knew she had turned everything off last Tuesday before she headed to Pinehurst. "HELLO!"

She grabbed a putter he kept by the hallway and held it up as she slowly walked down the short stairs to the den. "Wade... you scared the life out of me!" He was sitting alone in the dark room with the only light coming from the TV.

"I caught an earlier flight and managed to get in just as you made the last putt. Congrats by the way. That was a biggie."

"Don't I even get a hug and kiss?" She moved next to him and put her hand around his shoulders. She knew something was wrong. "What's up? Didn't your trip work out? I know you were after a left-handed closer."

"He signed late last night so that's why I was able to get in earlier today. I guess I'm just tired."

"I can get your spirits up baby. But I need a shower first. Oh yeah, I think I might be getting a Nike sponsorship!" She tried to pull his lips down for a kiss, but he resisted. "Are you mad at me for some reason? You know that I love you more than anything."

Wade didn't want to confront her until he knew for sure, so he turned and gave her a big wet one. "There's no one that I care about more than you. But I'm tired after the trip."

'Shit, did he see the touching and the kiss?' She wondered. She moved slowly up the stairs to the bedroom. She knew she should be happy but the thought of losing him destroyed all the joy. She knew she had to get a new caddie at the end of his contract.

*****

On Monday he was off traveling, so she met with her agent to discuss the different sponsor deals coming her way. She got a call from Mel, but she didn't pick up. His contract as her caddie was up as of January 1st so she had a few more months. Meanwhile, she started asking other players about available caddies.

Wade was looking to hire someone to follow her. He knew one retired baseball player whose wife was cheating on him that hired a PI to get evidence. Since they weren't married there wouldn't be any split of assets or alimony. Plus, the house and his cars were all in his name. Breaking off the engagement wouldn't be a big deal. But dammit he loved her.

He left a message. "Hey Jake, it's Wade. Please give me a call. I need your help on something." A few minutes later his phone buzzed. He answered it without looking at the caller ID.

"Hey Jake thanks for...." He stopped when Wheat talked.

"Baby... it's me. I uh... well I want to make sure you are OK today. You were down in the dumps yesterday."

"I'm fine. Just mentally tired from all the trade negotiations. Any news on the Nike deal?"

"Yeah, Arron said they want me bad. But they want me to fly out to their USA headquarters in Oregon."

"Is.... is Mel going with you?"

"Mel? God no. Why would he?" Her heart raced. "My... my contract with him is up at the end of the year and I've started putting feelers out to get a new one."

"That surprises me. I mean you two are so close. I mean you've known each other since college."

"We need to talk. About everything. Maybe tonight. I love you Wade."

He heard the 'We need to talk' relationship killer. "See you later." He hung up without the normal I love you goodbye.

She knew that he had seen the touch and the kiss. "DAMN!" she sat in her car and thought back about her history with Mel.

*****

Mel met Wheat on the putting green of the University golf course. He was on the men's team and had noticed her many times on the driving range. He was pretty good golfer but couldn't hit an accurate short iron to save his life. However, he could read the greens and that's what she was lacking. He agreed to teach her how to putt if she went out with him.

After a semester of putting lessons and heavy petting on their dates, he told her it was time to fuck. She was happy with his oral skills but didn't want a chance to get pregnant. "Not going to happen so if you can't accept that then we are finished."

"Hell, now that you have the putting skills down-pat, you want to toss me aside."

"My golf career is number one and I don't want to mess it up with a serious romance. I like you Mel but that's it."

"You know you do a lot better when I please you orally the night before you play. Are you willing to give that up? Hell at least you could give me a blowjob."

"Hand jobs are it. Take it or leave it."

"Leave it," Mel smirked. "It's ok for me to lick you to organisms but heaven forbid if you do the same to me. Goodbye Wheat."

She didn't feel that she needed him now that her putting matched the rest of her high-level game. Her lowest score in the last few tournaments started getting the attention of agents and invites to various prestigious end of the year tourneys. However, at the next tournament she almost missed the cut and the worse she played her putting confidence ebbed away. She realized it was the stress that was reduced when Mel went down on her the night before the tournament started. It was now in her head and created a superstition hard to fight.

She sat in her apartment a few days before the match with Duke and Wake Forest debating whether to call Mel. Finally, she hit his speed-dial number.

"Hello this is Mel. Leave a message.... beep."

"Hi Mel... it's Wheat. Give me a call."

Mel grabbed his phone. "Hey babe what's up?"

"I uh... want to apologize. I uh... agree to your conditions."

"I'll be right over." Fifteen minutes later he knocked on her apartment door. She opened it wearing a robe.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time."

She stiff-armed him keeping him back. "Rules first."

"Shit no more rules. I told you that."

"OK, only one. You can't fuck me."

"Shit Wheat. I have some condoms with me."

"Too risky and I can't take pills. I'll give you blowjobs."

Ten minutes later Wheatly was on her knees between his naked thighs. Her tongue licked all around his purple crown. It was the first time she had allowed him to be naked. She felt his thumb move between her lips.

Mel couldn't believe his cock was soon to be in her sweet lips and on her tongue. He moved his thumb in and out until she started taking over the motion with her head.

She sucked and licked his thumb and felt his cockhead push into her lips when he pulled his thumb out. Seconds later Wheatley had the first cock in her mouth. She realized it was almost impossible to breathe through her mouth, so she started using her nose. Her head moved faster and faster and knew he was about to cum. Her mouth moved away. "Not in my mouth."

He started to complain but needed to finish. Once she started winning again he could have more leverage to get her to swallow. "OK.... do it."

She resumed her blowjob and used her fingers to stroke him while her lips locked around the mushroom head.

"OH FUCK..... AH... AH," he moaned loudly. "Wheat... Wheat.... almost...."

She jerked her mouth away and suddenly his spunk hit her between the eyes. She kept stroking him until he was finally empty, and her face was covered with his cream. She grabbed the sheet under her and wiped down her face and eyes. "Now me." She pushed off her panties and moved onto her back.

Mel took his time licking sucking and teasing until she was begging him to finish her. He would bring her up to cuming and fall back. "Yoouu bastard!!"

He chuckled as he kissed up her stomach and onto her hard nipples. As he suckled her tips his fingers rubbed over her throbbing clitoris.

Her whole body was fire-red and on fire. She tried to push him back down, but he kissed up her neck until their lips met and opened. She sucked on his tongue until she felt his thick crown pressing into her sex. Bells and alarms went off. "STOP..... GET AWAY!"

He was so close and didn't want to lose it now. "A little bit more." He pushed his hips forward until he was inside. That's when it became dark.

His eyes opened and he was unsure where he was. He felt the pain on his head and reached up to rub over it. His eyes turned and focused on Wheat sitting in her robe across the room looking at him. "Oh fuck... what happened?"

"You broke the damn rules Mel. No fucking, remember?"

"Ahh," he groaned seeing her ACC player of the year trophy on the floor next to him. "You hit me with that?"

"Here's an ice pack," she said handing it to him. "I have a tournament this week. If you want to play by the rules be back here on Wednesday night."

He watched her get up and walk into the bathroom to shower. He felt better after ten minutes and walked into her shower. "I'm sorry... it won't happen again." He dropped to his knees and kissed up her right thigh.

She closed her eyes as his tongue entered her love nest and flicked down into her need. Minutes later she climaxed. Four days later she broke the course record and her team won the tournament.

*****

She sighed and dreaded the conversation she was about to have with the love of her life. Wade planned on taking a few days off with his ex-Yankee friend, Tom Rawlings, to give his PI enough time to investigate Wheat's relationship with her caddie.

Tom's large home was on the Florida coast near Fort Myers and had two pools and a huge hot tub.

"I expected to get a call from you," Tom said to his ex-Yankee teammate. "How bad is it?"

"The outlook doesn't look good. They've known each other since college and she must know I saw his hand, like the rest of TV land, on her ass."

Tom sighed and sat back. "That kiss didn't help either. So, you think they're fucking too?"

"Don't know for sure but dammit I love that woman. I've dated super models, TV and movie stars, and even gorgeous singers but she's the one I feel like matches me. Now my whole future with her has turn to shit. I'm ready to dump her sorry ass but want to know how she could disrespect me by kissing the asshole in front of the athletic world."

"Maybe you should talk to her first and give her a chance to come clean. Give your PI some time to dig up what she can so you'll know right away if she is lying. Stay here with me to keep the paparazzi off your ass. I have an electric fence if one of them try to climb over. Not enough to kill them but enough to make their balls light up."

"Thanks Tom."

*****

Wheatly was on cloud nine after signing her contract with Nike. They even said a new line of women golf outfits would soon be on the shelves with her name on them. The only negative was the CEOs mention of her display of affection with her caddie after the winning put. She explained they were caught up in the moment and that she had no plans to see him again. Still, they wrote in the contract that any adverse acts on her part to embarrass the Company may invoke a discontinuation of future dealings. They listed several examples including cheating and adultery.

She made sure that any bad press from her past would not negate the contract. It meant she will need to not play any professional golf for the next three weeks unless she released Mel from being her caddie. Wheat hoped that Wade would forgive what she has already done.

She called him from the limo back to the airport. Not surprised she got his voice mail. "I honey. I GOT IT and just signed a big contract with NIKE!! When are you coming home? I miss you so much and can't wait to hold you. Call me because I'll be on the airplane later. LOVE YOU!!"

A few minutes later she got a text from him that he was in Florida at Tom's house taking a few days off. He would let her know when he will get back.

There were no signs of goodbye or any usual 'I love you'. She knew he had seen the caress and kiss. She decided to call and try to explain it meant nothing, but when he didn't answer she left a message.

'I'm sorry you must have seen the show of affection on the TV. I had just won the USOPEN, and just lost it for a moment. I thought it was you in my arms. I don't love Mel, hell, I don't even like him that much and have decided to cut him. I can afford the penalty for cutting him short of the contract expiration date. Please baby come home so I can show you how much I care for you. I love you and only you.'

*****

Wade's business manager, Lisa Miller showed up unannounced since he didn't answer her calls either. He reluctantly let her in. "Gezz... Wade what are you hiding out here for. The whole freaking world wants your take on Wheatly's fuckup. Every talk show host is throwing shit loads of money your way for an interview."

"I could give a shit about money. I love the bitch and it's killing me that she could do that to me... to us. I need to talk to her, but I have so much anger I can't right now. She said it was the rush of the moment, but I saw something else. Tell the TV world I'm not available PERIOD!"

*****

When Wheatly's taxi pulled down her street she saw the mass of cameras and microphones in the reporters' hands. "There she is!!" A short stocky woman, with a 'Fox Sports' logo on her mic, yelled causing the group to rush her way.

"What should I do miss?" the driver asked.

"Get me out of here now!"

An hour later she arrived at her sister Flo's house near Durham. Her sister yelled, "IT'S THE US CHAMPION!!" But her sister's joy was short-lived when she saw tears rolling down her cheeks. "Oh my God what's wrong?"

"I'm going to lose Wade!" Wheat sobbed following into her older sister's arms. She pulled her inside and after a few minutes Wheat explained what happened.

"The family saw the touch and the kiss. We all hoped that no one would make a big deal about it. Why didn't you push him away?"

When her crying sister didn't look at her she knew. "Please tell me you haven't been sleeping with Mel. My god Wheat you are engaged to every woman's dream."

She stopped crying, "No, we've never had sex... I mean intercourse. She took a few big breaths and continued telling her about receiving oral sex from him before a tournament helps her relax and remain under control. "I tried to stop it after I met Wade, but I didn't make the cut in the next two tournaments. I was hoping that Wade would take his place but he's busy with his job during the weekdays when the tournaments start."

"First you need to be honest with Wade. He doesn't probably know about the history with Mel, and it will be better if it comes from you."

"NO! He will stop the wedding! I know him and he is too proud to marry me with what I have done. I'm so ashamed and people will be talking and laughing at me everywhere I go."

"Who besides Mel knows?"

"Just you now. We've been very good at hiding it. But Mel is going to be pissed if I let him go and will probably tell everyone especially the media if they offer him money.

"Don't fire him until he tells you what it will take to keep him quiet. We must bring daddy into this."

"Oh no... I have always been his little girl. It will hurt him."

"Daddy has 'connections' that he can call on to make sure Mel stays quiet. Not dead quiet, just heavily persuaded to go away."

"I'll talk to Mel and see what it will take and then we can call Daddy," Wheat said. She hoped that Wade will calm down and give her a way to tell him the truth and, in a way, happy that her mother was not around to see her shame.

That night she saw a phone call from Mel light up. "Hi Mel, sorry I haven't called back. Things have been crazy since the big win and then media wanting to know about the fondness we showed on National TV. You have told anyone about that have you?"

Mel had stayed quiet because he did want to lose his meal and possible sex source. "No sugar my lips are sealed, as long as your lips are open for little Mel."

"Uh, that's the thing you and I are finished. We've had a good run Mel and I will make sure you get what is due you if you keep our history quiet."

"Fuck you Wheat! I will require more if you want me to keep quiet."

"Think about what it will take, and I'll set up a meeting with my dad's law firm." She disconnected.

*****

A week later Mel walked into the law office of Russo and Ricci. With him was his cousin Greg who was studying law at Montana State University. They were led into a conference room with a large table of suits and two huge men standing in tight black tee shirts.

"Come in gentlemen and have a seat. "I'm Antonio Russo and I'm here representing Wheatly Martino. I believe you've already met Vito Marino, Wheatly's father."

Mel figured he had the power with a threat to tell the whole story to the media. He took his time pulling off his sport coat and his backpack where he took a stack of loose papers. "I'm going to make this very simple for you dudes. My contract states that if I'm fired before my contract is up, I'm to receive $100,000 plus the 10% of Wheatly's winnings for this year's tournament winnings after I'm gone. Since its very likely she will win at least another $400,000 I expect to receive $40,000 to $50,000 more."

Antonio, with no expression, glanced at the cocky son-a bitch. "Mr. Johnson, before we get too far, I'm going to ask you one question. You have better think about your truthful answer because your future will depend on it."

"Oh yeah, you fucking Wops don't have the power here because I do." Greg's hands were trembling when he leaned to Mel, "Apologize quickly," he whispered.

Russo heard him, "Listen to your law student Mr. Johnson. We are here to put this all behind us. Are you ready for the question?"

"Yeah, let me have it."

Russo leaned forward and stared him in his eyes, "have you told anyone else about having oral sex with Wheatly Martino?"

"Hell no, but if I don't get the money owed to me, I'll sing like a bird. I've been offered by a few talk shows to go on national TV and tell my story. That's another $40,000. So, if you want me to keep quiet let's round up my payoff to $200,000."

Russo turned and whispered to Wheatly's father. They whispered back and forth until Russo turned back to Mel. "To make you go away we are offering you $250,000. But this means you must never tell anyone, including your friends and family, about your history with Wheatly. If you do, even if it was not intended, you will suffer greatly."

"Is that a threat Mr. Russo?"

Russo laughed, "let's just say it would be a broken contract where you will owe us $250,000. We don't think kindly of anyone owing us that much money. So, Mr. Johnson do we have a deal? Wait, the other requirement is that starting immediately you will never contact Ms. Marino in any way."

Mel was thinking about asking for more and whispered this to Greg. He replied, "Don't be dumb, take what they give you, so you don't end up dead in a sand trap with your putter up your ass.."

Mel knew that he will be in demand because of his expertise in putting. "I have her golf clubs in my SUV downstairs. You have a deal." He stood to shake the lawyer's hand, who instead sat down and wrote in the $250,000 amount on the contract. They all signed, notarized where needed, and Mel walked out with a check for a quarter-million dollars.

Russo waited until he left and told his two big guys, "follow him to the parking garage and scare the shit out of him. Don't break any bones or leave any marks. Leave the law student alone unless he tries to help him. However, tell him he better be quiet as well."

*****

Flo had finally gotten her sister to sleep when her dad called, "How is she doing?"

"Not very well. She's worried that Wade is going to break off their engagement. She really loves him Daddy."

"I know and it's obvious that he loves her too but getting him to trust her again won't be easy. Offering a prenup won't work because he's already got one in the works. I hear he's worth at least 200 million. I think her only hope is to be truthful and try to explain that superstition made her fall under his spell. Plus, she's worried that Mel will spill the beans on a talk show to get even when she fires him."

"At the lawyers meeting today he signed a confidentiality clause and was paid to be quiet. Let's say that he knows the ramifications if he doesn't..."

*****

Wheat and Flo managed to quietly get into the Lake Norman mansion at 2am and fell asleep in the master bedroom. At 9am they were sleeping when they heard Wheat's phone buzz. "Oh God, it's Wade! Hi baby... I miss you so much. When are you coming home?"

"Give me another week. I need to fly to Japan for a hot shot 20-year-old catcher. You hurt me with your display of affection with your caddie. I can't get the picture of you swapping spit with the asshole out of my mind."

"Just come home and I'll tell you anything you want. I won the US CHAMPIONSHIP, signed with Nike, and am destroyed because I hurt you. He has been let go and will not say anything about our history."

"Your history! It wasn't history on the 18th green on Sunday. Fuck, so you've been sleeping with him up to 3 days ago."

"NO! I've... we've never had intercourse! I need to explain... face to face."

He decided to use baseball terms. "First, Second, or Third base? At least tell me that."

She was quiet for a few seconds. "Third."

"Fuck Wheatly... he cums in your mouth and then you come home and kiss me!!

"I've never did that Wade. Please we need to talk face to face." Tears were running down her face. "It was only at the night before the first round. I was relaxed enough play competitive golf."

"How long?"

"Please honey, that's not important."

He ignored her comment, "Why Wheat? I thought we were great in bed."

"We need to talk face to face so I can show you he means nothing to me. You are my everything Wade. Please, I'm dropping out of the next few tournaments so I can get another caddie, we can get together, and I can explain."

Wade had affairs when he was engaged after his rookie of the year season. His longtime exclusive girlfriend Britney was in premed and wasn't available with the long hours she spent studying. His quick stardom presented many women young and old to try and seduce him. At 20 years old it didn't take much to sway him sleeping with a girl in every town.

Still, he wanted her to pay. "Ok, I'll go on my trip to Japan and will see you after I sign the player.. I'm leaning towards breaking it off, but I'll hear why you sucked his cock for two years that we've been exclusive. Swear to me that you've never fucked him or anyone else since we started."

"Yes, I mean no you've been the only person I've ever had intercourse with. Please Wade I'll do anything to keep us together."

"Be careful what you promise. I'll see you a week from today at my house."

"I love you Wade."

He didn't reply before disconnecting. She noticed he said, 'MY HOUSE'. Lately he had started calling it our place.

"I love you too Wheat. I also hate you for what you've done," he whispered to himself.

During the next week Wheatly called around and received three caddie's names. Hank Morris was an older man in his late forties who took a long break when his wife got seriously ill. She survived and after taking another year off he put his name back in the hat. The previous player he caddied for had a new caddie, but she gave him high marks. The next caddie was Evan Taylor, a younger man in his mid-thirties but had a history with the women on the tour.

The third candidate, Gina Falcone, was a well-built woman who played professional golf in Europe for a year. She could knock a drive the hell off the tee and was a great putter but couldn't get her long iron game in-line. Wheat was surprised to receive a call from her uncle Antonio Russo who said that Gina was available.

The interviews were not close and for many reasons she picked Gina. The contract was for the rest of the season and would be renewed if both wanted it. They hit it off in their first meeting.

"Antonio told me about your history with the Mel asshole, Gina said after they introduced themselves. "I knew a few players in Europe that had a similar relationship with their caddies. None of them ended very well. And, I only swing one way."

"That's great because Wade's is the only one I've ever fucked and want to keep it that way. And, I have no interest in sharing him."

"And I have no interest in pissing off my Godfather Antonio."

Wheat laughed, "He's my Godfather too."

"Hell, I guess we are related."

They talked more that afternoon and Wheat asked Gina to stay with her at Wade's house. She hoped that she would help convince Wade that her relationship was truly over with Mel. For the next few days, before Wade returned, they hit the driving range and practiced green at the local country club. Gina quickly helped Wheatly increased her driving range 50 yards and even improved her putting accuracy. In the club house bar after practice two men did their best to pick them up but Gina had to twist the bigger man's wrist behind his back to make him go away.

"Thanks sister," Wheat giggled. It was the first time she had laughed since the Mel fiasco.

*****

Wade spent a few more days delaying the talk he will have with Wheat. The 14-hour time difference was enough for Wade to only send texts. 'Sorry but more negotiation is needed and I won't be back until Tuesday. Are you going to the next tournament?' he knew she would be traveling on Tuesday.

A few minutes later she responded, 'because I have a new caddie I won't be playing again until another two weeks. I want to spend some time with you. You're more important than golf is and will always be."

"Dammit!" Wade said to no one. "How can she tell me she loves me and weekly suck another man's cock? I need to find out why and ask her how I can ever trust her again?" At that moment he was leaning towards breaking off the engagement.

*****

Wheatly was disappointed that Wade was staying two more days. She knew the longer he stayed away the chances of them staying engaged was getting worse and worse. It was 4am the next morning when she called him. It was 6pm Tokyo time.

"Wheat are you ok? Why are you calling so early?" He was sitting on the huge patio of the local baseball owner's mansion. A couple of beautiful Japanese women were serving him and a few other guests drinks. Japanese music was playing in the background.

"Wade I miss you so much," she sobbed. "I can't sleep thinking I messed up so bad that you are going to break up with me. Please tell me we have a chance."

"Hold on until I can get to a private area... Ok Wheat listen, you hurt me terribly. I need to know why you did it while telling me you love me. Do you love him too?"

"NO! I only love you Wade. ONLY YOU!!. I've been so stupid thinking it wouldn't affect us... you."

"Why? Is he so much better than me in bed?"

"God no! you are terrific in bed and satisfy me like never before. I was a virgin when we met and have only had intercourse with you. I dated Mel in college but only have had foreplay with him. I had a big lack of confidence problem with putting and before a college tournament he got me to relax by touching me the night before the tournament started. It became a ritual and I felt I needed it to play at my max.

"This sounds like bullshit," Wade sighed. "What did he ask from you?"

"It started with hand jobs and moved to oral sex for me only. He told me I had to give him blowjobs or he was going to stop giving me oral sex. I told him we were done but then I didn't make par for the next few college tournaments."

"So, you agreed to suck his cock."

His harsh words shocked her. Wade had always used proper language around her. "You make it sound so bad."

"It wasn't bad until you agreed to be exclusive and later when you agreed to marry me. Hell Wheat, the tournament was only a few weeks ago and you sucked his dick then. Were you planning on doing this after we are married as well?"

"No... maybe? I know it's wrong but I don't know what else to do. I know I don't want to lose you and if it means I don't make a cut I'm going to stop."

"What 'GOING' to stop? Goodbye Wheat! I'm done... we're done. Keep the fucking ring but get out of my house within the next week!"

"Wade no! I meant to say I'm finished now! I fired Mel. Please don't break us up!"

She heard the disconnection click and fell to her knees. Her heart was destroyed. Gina heard most of Wheatly's conversation and hurried to her side when she collapsed. She hugged her while tears fell from the shattered woman's face. She felt bad for her but knew her chances for reconciliation was hopeless.

*****

Wade too was destroyed and wrapped up his visit to Japan. He was not the type to wallow in sorrow and visited the one person he needed.

High school baseball coach Billy Bare was sitting in his tiny office drinking his diet Pepsi. He had finished new tryouts with the new freshmen and sophomores. "Shit, I need a fast center fielder and wish Wade Wilson had a younger brother come out. Where are you Wade when I need you?" He heard someone knock and looked up to see Wade smiling in the door. "Dammit I should have wished to win the lottery."

"Are you alright coach?" Wade asked. "Are you busy?"

"Never too busy Wade. Shit, I saw the damn putt by Wheatly. What the fuck was that?"

"I think we are done coach. I took your advice and stayed away from a serious woman relationship unless I had a prenup. But dammit this woman has made me fucking brain dead. Please don't tell anyone about what I'm going to tell you."

"Of course not. You're like my own son Wade."

Wade told him about what she said about how it started, grew into oral sex even after they became excusive.

"Sounds like bullshit. But I know a lot of men with superstitions or rituals of wearing their socks inside out, unsnapping and tightening their batting gloves between each pitch. Shit that's why they started this fucking time clock with pitchers. Yogi Berra once said that Baseball is 90% mental and 10% physical. I think that's the case with Wheatly. A few times when her boyfriend got her off, she did very well. Then it became a mental game. So bad that when she didn't get off her golf game went to hell."

"Am I doing the right thing coach?"

Coach Bare sat back, "I can only say what I would do and that is you propose a period of separation where she plays in the tournaments with her new caddie. And see if she will be a good girl. Not needing sex with someone else before a tournament start. That should tell you if she can break this addiction of sex need. Put some PIs on her. I'm sure you can afford the FBI if necessary. Plus, you save face by stopping the wedding. At least you will give her once chance to prove she will be true to you."

"One slip and she will be gone. Thanks coach."

*****

"Hello Wheat," Wade said the next morning seeing her shocked face when he arrived at his Lake Norman home. She was dressed in a Wolfpack red sweatshirt and grey sweatpants. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail. She dashed to hug him but he held her back.

"OH GOD WADE! Please tell me you have forgiven me and that..."

He interrupted her, "STOP! No, I haven't forgiven what you did and would still be doing if you were not caught on camera for the whole world to see."

Wade heard the shower running upstairs and glared at her. "Don't even tell me that Asshole is in my house."

"No! It's my new caddie."

He sighed and had to sit. "Are you blowing him too now?"

"What? Do you think I'm a slut?"

He turned his palms up and smirked. "You know if the shoe fits..."

"Oh God what have I done? Please Wade believe me I will never let another person touch me. You know how much I love you. Only you. My new caddie is Gina a professional caddie from Italy. She's been staying here to help me get through this... this thing. I've cancelled my next two tournaments because I want to spend my time with you."

"Oh hi," Gina said walking into the room wearing only a tight sleeveless white tee and black yoga pants. "You must be Wade." She held out her hand.

"Right, so you are Wheat's new caddy. Welcome to my home." He gave her his million-dollar smile and. took her long slim fingers in his."

"Does she know?" He directed at Wheat.

Wheat took a big breath. "Yes but she is also Uncle Russo's granddaughter, so we are kind of related. She has helped my game a lot in a short time."

"It's all about your game isn't it? How can you prove to me that If your game starts going to hell you won't call oh' Mel up for a good tongue licking?"

"Because she won't," Gina jumped in. "I'll be with her."

Wheatly, wiped a tear that was about to fall from her cheek, "Of course my game is important but not as much as you. I never thought of the consciences and it really wasn't for the sex. Our love greatly overpowers what he did for me."

He smirked, "Right. Not enough to stop. Gina, would you please leave us alone?"

"Sure, if you need me yell." She directed to Wheat.

Wheatly smiled at Gina and moved to Wade. "Wade please give me another chance.

Wade had heard enough and knew he had to decide. He remembered what Coach Bare had said to him. "I want to stop the wedding."

"NO! PLEASE WADE!" She screamed falling to her knees praying. "I know you love me! I'll do anything you want. Anything to prove you can trust me."

"The wedding is cancelled." He said sadly. "You have to prove to me that you won't have sex with anyone for the next 5 tournaments that you play in."

"I can do that!" She smiled. "But that will still give us time to get married as scheduled." She started to spring up into his arms, but he pushed her back down.

"No, that will hopefully prove you do not need an orgasm the night before you play. After that period, we can go out on a date and see where we stand."

"Oh God are you saying I can't be together with you either?"

"Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying. You and your caddie must find another place to live."

"Wade I'm begging you to believe me. I will never be sexual with anyone but you. But baby I need you... your kisses and touches. Let me stay here and prove it to you."

"Sorry Wheat. You hurt me badly. This is your last chance and even then, I can't guarantee anything."

She grabbed some more tissues and stumbled to her feet. After taking two deep breaths she turned to walk away but stopped and removed her engagement ring. "Here. Does this mean you are now available to have sex with other women?"

He looked her directly in her eyes while taking the ring. "Since I met you, I haven't had any, zero, desire to be with anyone else. You made a cuckold out of me in front of national TV. So, to reduce that damage I will be going out with other women. To be fair and show you that my love for you still burns bright, I will not past first base until we meet again. If we meet again."

"How will I know?"

"Geez. Wheat with your little TV display with Mel and our break-up every eye will be on us day and night. They may see us with other people but they won't be seeing us alone with others. If I see or hear about you conversing with Mel that's it. Speaking of Mel how can you be sure he won't let it slip."

"You've met my Uncle Russo and kind of know what he does right? My dad said that he got the message. Also, what if the rumor isn't true? I mean they make up shit to sell magazines and newspapers."

Wade sighed, "I can relate to that. One time I was in The Dominican Republic for some scouting and the news had me partying with a hot new model in Las Vegas. We need to be patient and verify any such rumors or photos that could be untrue."

She realized this will be the only way to get him to trust him and give him some way to not be a cuckold. "What do we say the reason for our break-up. I'm going to deny that the reason was for unfaithfulness."

"I understand. So, what if we say that we decided to take some time off to work some things off? And that we are still close and we will see about the future?"

"Will we be? You know... close?"

"Wheat, I'm heart broken but still love you. This is to repair the ship to get it to sail again. We can't afford to have another leak."

"Aye, aye Captain," she half-heartedly joked. When do we have to leave? And who is going to announce it?"

"I'm going to hang low for a week at my beach house in the Outer Banks, so email me when you leave, or if you need more time. I will write up the announcement tonight and have it ready for you to review tomorrow afternoon."

"This... it... then," she sobbed. "I want you to know I'm so sorry to have hurt you. Will it be possible to talk to you during this period? I don't think I can handle not hearing your voice."

"How about every other Sunday around 10PM? That should give us enough time to be somewhat connected?"

"Wade, I need to know if you still love me," she looked like a sad puppy.

"Dammit... yes, but you've put us in a bad situation. Even if you play it straight for the next 5 tournaments, how can I trust that when you have a bad tournament you won't cheat again?"

"That's where Gina comes in. She is a great putter and can kill a driver. She's already built my confidence up much higher than before. What did you do when you went into a hitting slump?"

"I just stayed with it and went back to basics," he replied. He wanted so much to pull her into his body and ravish her but knew he had to show her he was serious. "You have two weeks to stay here and must be out before then."

*****

Wheatly overnight became the hot new Woman's Golf figure. Her outgoing personality, good looks and game opened doors never available to her before. Her kissing Mel at the Open made her even more popular with the tabloids and talks shows. When Wade announced that he was taking a break with her, a few rich and famous men was after her to get involved. TV audiences were greater in numbers as was the winnings at the tournaments. It was three weeks later when she entered the next tournament.

Mel had kept quiet about his affair with Wheatly. So, everyone was surprised when Gina showed up on her bag. ESPN finally got a short interview with Wheatley. It was obvious what the questions were going to be.

Max Evans the top sports representative smiled, "Thank you Wheatly for being here on SPORTS TALK." "You look terrific by the way."

She relaxed back in her chair. "Thanks Max. I took a break after the Open to get back in shape and work on my game.

"I've watched you hit balls on the range. "You have upped your driving distance quite a bit."

"Yes, as most of you are aware I changed Caddies and my new caddy is Gina Falcone, a professional caddy from Italy, has worked with me."

"May we ask you about your last caddy and the rumor that you were in a relationship off the course as well?"

"I can say truthfully that the only relationship we have had was involving my golf game. There was no romantic relationship. He's been only a good friend since college. That's all I'm going to say."

"I understand. But your fans want to know about your breakup with Wade Wilson."

Wheatly glared at him because the agreement before hand was that mentioning Wade was off limits. "No comment. Thank you for having me." She removed her mic and walked out.

*****

Wheatly played well in the next tournament in Florida. However, she was intimidated by the crowd following her around. Security had to remove a few intoxicated fans that made crude comments. And a couple of jealous women golfers took offense that she was getting all the attention. Gina spent a lot of down time by building her up with words of praise. Her drives now carried a lot farther thus enabling a short more accurate shorter iron to the green. Closer to the holes turned into birdies and even eagles.

On the last day she came from 6-strokes down to tie the front runner and force a playoff. She had the woman beat until the rival chipped in from a sand trap 40 feet away to beat her.

Even though she lost, she was still on top of the world golf-wise. However, her sex world had suddenly been frozen over. She started missing having sex with Wade and even the oral sex with Mel. To make things worse Mel replaced one of the caddies on the tour when a caddie fell and broke her ankle. She was told about it after walking into the clubhouse after the final hole.

"Guess who is taking Britney Harrison's place on Dana Morgan's bag?" Gina asked as they headed to the locker room. Wheatly froze, "Oh no, you're shitting me." She's been my nemesis since I joined the tour."

"Sorry, it's Mel. I saw him working with her on the putting green earlier. He walked over to meet me, but I walked away. You know if he tells her about your history she's going to blab it to the world."

"He's got too much to lose," she smiled. "Keep your eyes and ears open and see if she says anything. For now, I will cherish second place and $480K. She was excited to call Wade that evening to say she played well without the oral sex the evenings before.

Wade had moved back into his home near Charlotte. He had privately watched her on his huge full wall TV and noticed she was hitting it longer and was on most of the greens shooting for birdies with makable putts. Her third round was messy in thick roughs, which knocked her out of the top 5 and he had some feedback from his PIs that she had not been visited by anyone the nights before play. Plus, she away from the course times were clean as well. It was Gina who noticed there were a few 0f the fans following her looking the same.

"I think you are being watched by a few of PI's," Gina said after three tournaments. "I've seen them on the practice tees and in the hotels."

*****

Wade was sipping a drink of Maker's Mark when he heard her calling. He put her on the speaker, "Hello Wheat."

"Hi Baby, it's so nice hearing your voice. I've missed you terribly. Did you watch any of the tournament this week?"

He downplayed it, "Oh yeah, I saw a bit this afternoon. How did you do?"

"I should have won but the bitch chipped in on the first playoff hole. But I played my best-ever. I only wish that you were in my arms celebrating it with me."

"Anything else? Oh wait, you left a bunch of shoes here. Do you want to send someone to pick them up?"

She left them there, so she had a good reason to stop and see him. "I can swing by now if you want me too."

He was on to her, "Sorry I have some plans tonight. You can stop tomorrow morning I have a few errands to do. Also, you should leave your keys and gate card in the house before you leave."

Her glee from a big second place win was rapidly melting. "Wade you know how much I love you and know you love me the same. Please may we return to where we were? "I swear..."

He interrupted her, "No, 'where we were' was you giving head to another man many times while engaged to me. And then made me a cuckold on national TV."

"I fired him right away and won't ever talk to him again. You're the only person ever for me."

He sighed and cooled down. Wheat, you're right that I love you so much that it's killing me visualizing that asshole fondling and kissing you."

"He... he shocked me. I wasn't ready for it."

"Did you swallow?"

"Wade don't go there. I've agreed to go five tournaments to prove to you that I don't need sex the night before each match. Please let me give you some better visuals to replace the horrible one.."

"I must believe you won't do shit if your game goes haywire. Right now, I have a big doubt that you can. If you want to stop now just tell me."

"NO! You are my purpose in life Wade. I want to be your wife, have your kids, and live happily ever after. When we are together you know how perfect we are."

He chuckled, "That's the issue Wheat. "When we are not together you have sex with another man. But you must decide not to do it if things start going bad; if you lose your accuracy off the tee, flub sand trap shots, or start lipping out putts."

"I need more assurance that when I prove my faithfulness to you these next five tournaments that you will give me a real chance to get back together."

"Talk to you next week. Goodnight Wheat."

"WAIT... I LOV... " Click.

*****

Mel noticed some men following him when he and Greg left the meeting with the Russo and Ricci firm. Before they could make it into his Ford SUV, the biggest man grabbed his shoulder and stopped him. Greg ran ahead and entered the vehicle.

"Excuse me sir but you owe us something."

Mel was a well-built man from carrying golf bags most days. He was still pissed from the way he was talked to. He managed to grab the hand and tried to twist it away but realized quicky he was in trouble. "AHHH!" he moaned from the pain in his fingers. "Stop please... I told them I won't say anything."

Vito grinned, "We just want to give you an appetizer of what the main course might be if you have loose lips." Mel felt him let go just as the big man hit him hard in his side. It felt like he was hit with a sledgehammer. He tried to moan but the sound was that of a squeak as he gasped for breath.

"I... under... stand... ohhh fuck!"

Vito cocked his arm back to hit him again and stopped his fist a few inches from his chin. Mel jerked back and started to fall until the other mob enforcer caught him.

A man's voice yelled out from behind them, "Is everything OK over there?!"

Mel's cousin Greg, who was hiding behind the SUV stood up. "Yes, we are just goofing-off sir." The man hesitated and slowly walked away.

"I got the... message," Mel groaned.

"You're lucky this time," Vito grinned. He chuckled when he saw the wet spot on the front of Mel's slack. "Shit he pissed himself!"

*****

Wheatly was now flying high. Her moneys were rolling in from her three top-ten finishes and her Nike deal. She had also signed a contract to design and produce new flesh-colored female socks. She started wearing them in college and now had a wheat logo put on them. The world was now her oyster except for missing Wade. She had seen recent Hollywood gossip reports that he was dating 21 year-old women tennis phenom Maggie Young, who was the next superstar of female tennis. She and Gina did media searches to see any proof of a sexual relationship. So far it was just dinner dates and the upcoming tournament would be the fourth tournament of her sentence from being dis-engaged from Wade. She had not seen Mel close enough to speak to him and wanted to kept it that way. Gina also kept an eye on her. It was a fluke on an off day when Wheatly ran into Mel at their dentist office waiting room.

Mel was smiling at a preteen girl when he walked in the doorway. He didn't glance her way as he walked to the front desk. "Hi, I'm here!" He said to the cute redhead woman."

"And who are you?"

He laughed and leaned across the desk, "funny Ha-ha."

She moved her chair back. "Do you have an appointment sir?"

Mel saw the other workers in the office turn and looked at the commotion. "No but since I'm Wheatly Marino's caddie you've been able to squeeze me in."

The office manager walked out. "I'll handle this." He stood eye to eye with Mel. "Sir, we've been made aware that you are no longer connected with Ms. Marino. Therefore, we cannot and will not provide you services here forth. Let me know where you want your file sent."

Mel saw the man start to turn so he grabbed the man and spit in his face. "Fuck, I never liked this place anyway. And I'm happy to have dumped that bitch. The only thing I liked was her lips around my cock!" He had lost his cool and realized what he had said.

"That... that last part was... not true." He noticed quickly that most everyone in the office was shocked. He turned and looked in the waiting area and saw a woman holding her young daughter tight to protect her. But when he saw Wheatly he knew his ass was grass. "OH NO... Wheatly please."

Before she could reply a large man walked out of the dental lab and easily put Mel in a headlock. Mel tried to get away but, the man tightens his hold. "Let me go asshole or..."

"Let him go Mario," Wheatly said with hate in her eyes focused on Mel. "Get out now!"

Mel gasped for air and coughed a few times before he spoke. "I uh... I was uh... lying about... about having sex with Wheatly. Please Wheatly... I was just angry."

"Let's go asshole." Mario picked Mel up by the back of his collar and the seat of his pants before tossing him out the door.

Mel was banging his head on his steering wheel knowing that not only had he said something about having sex with Wheatly, but it was also in front of her. "Fuck I'm dead now!"

*****

Wade's PI Hank Flowers had followed Wheatly to her dentist's office and was about to leave when he saw a new Cadillac pull into the parking lot. He didn't think much of it until he saw who was getting out of it. He whispered to himself, "so much for keeping away from Mel", and grabbed his camera.

He had already taken a photo of Wheatly going into her dentist's office. Since the two were together inside he waited a few minutes with his camera ready. Suddenly the entrance door slammed open, and Mel came flying out headfirst. Lucky for him he managed to put his hands up before crashing into the porch rail. However, his right thumb was bend enough to twist enough to point the wrong way plus when he tried to stand his right knee cap hurt like hell. "OUCH DAMMIT!!!"

Wade was entertaining a few of his previous Yankee teammates when his phone buzzed. He saw it was his PI and picked it up while walking away from the guys. He had only told the PI to call if something major accord and hoped Wheat had not had sex with someone else. "Hank what's up?"

"You know I'm not really sure, but Mel has been arrested and taken in a stretcher to the local hospital. I had followed Wheatly to a dentist office and a few minutes later Mel gets out of his vehicle and walks inside. Something happened from inside and suddenly Mel was thrown airborne from the building into the porch railing. Shit broke loose and the police and ambulance arrived. I asked one of the patients that was in there what happened and she said that the injured man started yelling at the receptionist and when he said something about having sex with Wheatly a big guy ran out and tossed him outside. The cops came first and the medics a few minutes later. Hey one of the cops is knocking on my window... gotta go."

"Shit," Wade muttered. He was happy Mel finally paid something for his involvement with Wheatly but still didn't want it getting out that it might show him a cuckold. He knew Wheatly was in shock and called her a few hours later.

*****

Later that evening, Wheatly was crying in her condo with Gina sitting next to her. "No one will believe him." Gina said rubbing her back! "Hell, the cops only heard from the lady in the waiting area what he yelled."

Her phone buzzed and she saw Wade's name. "Hi baby." She said trying to appear happy. "I miss you so much."

"Same here Wheat. Before we go any further what happen today at the den..."

"Dentist office," she finished. "I was at the dentist for a cleaning and fucking Mel showed up too. I swear that it wasn't planned. When he tried to be seen they told him he was no longer welcome. He went apeshit and was yelling and waving his fists when he made a comment about having sex with me. A big guy grabbed him and tossed him out the door. He must have realized he broke his silence agreement and made two confessions that what he said about me was a lie.

Since he attacked the man in the dentist office, he was arrested and taken to the hospital for a dislocated thumb and a possibly broken knee cap." She sighed and awaited his comments.

"You don't have to answer but I take it that the guy who tossed shithead out the door was tied to your uncle."

She didn't reply. I was gone and so was he before the press found out who he was. Vito made a call later and no one mention me or anything about his comment. I hope your PI told you the same."

"Guilty," Wade said. Do we need to worry about Mel anymore?"

"He will probably have a new identity before he goes to Mexico and be a caddie to Carlos El Fuco. So... please Wade... he is gone and I am playing the best golf of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. People will say that Mel lied because I was dumping him as my caddy."

He hesitated before talking, "The biggest problem I have is the time away we are going to be from each other. If you have a bad tournament, will you need what he gave you?"

"NO, THAT's FINISHED! I have the confidence now working with Gina."

"I uh... have to go to the Dominican Repubic for a few weeks so let's discuss everything when I get back."

"Can I have my rings back?"

He didn't answer right away. "You have two more tournaments until the Christmas break and one between Christmas and New Years. We can discuss on January first."

"Gina is scheduled to go home before the one just before Christmas and I was going to skip that one and the last one."

"Our deal was for you to play the ones this year and maybe it will be a good test if you have another caddie besides Gina."

"If I ask Gina to uh stay..."

"Nope... take it or leave it."

"Wade please..." She heard him disconnect.

*****

Wheat kept her mind on being true to Wade. She won the next tournament by 6 strokes and lost in a playoff tie when her put rim the cup. Her new caddie was the husband of another player who kept building up her confidence.

It was a tv host who told her about Wade's history of cheating on his previous fiancée. "I didn't know the details," she responded back to her that tried to get her to talk. "He loves me as I do him," was all she said.

After the holidays Gina returned and so did Wade. His PI told him that she was better than good during her tournaments and kept her nose clean. The only news that bothered them both was Mel's sudden disappearance. Police officials quested her about it and she denied any wrongdoing. Since he had no family, no one seemed to care.

Wheat called and emailed Wade weekly, but he seemed distant. She kept seeing him with other women. Her golf game got even sharper and the Nike contact got bigger and bigger. After buying a wonderful home in Raleigh are she was surprised when he came to her door. She opened the door and saw him on his knees. He was holding a ring box.

"Wheat... I want to... "

She took a step back. "You haven't talked to me or returned my emails for 8 weeks. We promised to not have sex with anyone else while you decided to return my ring."

"I kept my promise... did you?"

"Wheat, I realized that you are the only woman I want to spend my life with. I'm willing to forget your thing with Mel."

She laughed and reached behind her for a photo of a newborn baby boy. My Godfather had a lot of people following you. And guess what he discovered?

"Uh.. uh... I can explain."

"I doubt it. You see... just like he paid Mel to keep quiet with money. You did the same with a 19-year-old girl who gave birth a few weeks ago. You might have gotten away with it, but you had to see the baby at the hospital. You really screwed the pouch when you insisted on a DNA test to prove it was yours." She turned the photo over and showed him a copy of the DNA results.

Wade started to stand but felt a hand on his back holding him down.

She continued, "Let see she had the kid almost a month early which makes the pregnancy date in early September last year. She was 18 at that time. Yes, I was naughty with oral sex with Mel but fuck Wade... you were busy screwing the eighteen year-old daughter of your best friend Tom. So, fuck you asshole. But before you go Gina has something for you."

Wade wanted to get the hell away because when she mentioned her Godfather he was afraid he would do to him.

He slowly managed to get up and turned to see Gina smiling. "Gina..."

The bigger woman had many a boxing lesson and before he knew she gave him a jab, cross, hook and an uppercut. The last punch lifted his head while Wheat gave him a quick kick in his defenseless balls. He stumbled backwards five steps before falling on his ass.

A minute or so later he heard, "You might want to stay away from your home because your buddy Tom is really pissed at you for knocking up his daughter. Her front door slammed shut.

Epilogue:

Wade stayed away from Tom, but the word got out about him knocking up an 18-year-old girl just a freshman in college. The Yankees stopped using him and the Baseball Hall of Fame had not voted him in on the first two years of eligibility. He kept quiet about Wheat's history with Mel because he was worried about her uncle treating him like Mel.

Wheat, she continued playing her best golf, and met a nice guy, who was in his early thirties who was loaded and never married. He was a self-made millionaire that had little experience with women. He was happy to provide oral support at the beginning of tournaments.

Her uncle was wearing a Boston Red Sox hat at her wedding. When asked about Wade he said, I never liked him anyway.

The End

*

Now relax. Dad Joke time.

What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the supply closet?

"SUPPLIES"