Rimjob Prank

What follows is a truly tasteless tale about male to male rimming and rough gay sex. If you like really, really trashy stories about gay sex with very little intellectuality going on, this one's for you. This story is not based on anything, really. I took a detail from another story and built a completely different type of story around it. It's a very short story and it's pretty bad. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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I have always been an ass-man. However, early on in my bisexual/pansexual adventures, I had some trepidation about rimming men. In particular, I had heard enough stories about men having accidents while analingis was being performed, where someone ended up with a certain substance in their mouth that I certainly didn't want in mine.

Yeah, I know, it's a ridiculous thing to worry about on many, many levels. For starters, I had been anally tongue-fucking and ass-sucking women for well over a decade at this point to such an obsessive degree, you'd think I was actively trying to swallow as much shit as possible! My body count was rather high and I had never had any such issues with rimming women or them rimming me.

However, as a man, I don't trust men. Men are foul. Men do gross shit. And regardless of how society views gay men, they are still just men to me. Not only would I not expect most men to keep their assholes clean enough for me to tongue-fuck, but most men just have gross, hairy asses. Truth be told, I like my men rather feminine.

I hadn't been around the block, so to speak. And I didn't have a lot of people to talk to about it. Rimming (giving or receiving) is probably my favorite sexual activity besides intercourse itself, so I basically just waited until I was ready.

In the meantime, I'm rimming tons of women and I'm having group sex with women and men where the men are interacting. I'm watching women rim other men, I'm watching men rim each other and in an ever-increasing number of instances, I'm kissing the rimmers afterwards. I had also been eating anal cream pies ever since the second time I'd had anal sex with a woman. So, was I really THAT worried?

One night, I guess I decided I wasn't that worried about it anymore. It was another hot, lonely night of drinking beer and choking my chicken to gay Latino porn for what felt like hours, when I finally said, "Let's resolve this matter!"

So I went to a hook-up app, looking to meet up with a guy to give my first rimjob to. It was an exciting task right away. It was like flipping through a catalog. Normally, I go for latino guys with smooth muscular body, like the ones in the pornos I love to watch. But I wound up matching with this cute, skinny, limp-wristed, light skinned Latino guy. He got extra credit for being extra feminine.

We met by the lake in the middle of the day. He walked up to me wearing baby blue pajamas with fluffy pink slippers and was sucking his thumb. His posture was very flimsy and he wasn't much for eye contact. He turned me on in a completely different way than the guys in my pornos.

"Kai?" I asked.

He just nodded his head with his thumb in his mouth. I took my right pocket out from my jeans and said, "Let's take a walk."

He grabbed onto my pocket and we started walking around the lake like a man and his bitch on a prison yard.

"So, Kai, you like getting fucked in the ass?" I asked.

He nodded.

"Can you take a really big cock up your asshole?" I asked.

He nodded.

"How bout tongue? You like tongue?"

He nodded.

"Yeah, I bet you taste good, don't you?"

He nodded.

"Tell me how you taste, Kai."

He finally took his thumb out of his mouth to say, "Like cherries."

We stopped walking. With my fingertips, I moved his chin so that we would finally look up at me, in my eyes.

"I'm gonna shove my tongue right up your fucking asshole. How's that sound?" I asked, totally deadpan.

He smiled and nodded, obediently.

"Do you live nearby?" I asked.

"Yes," he said right before he turned around and pointed toward the road. "Across the street and around the corner."

"Show me." I said.

And so, we walked across the street and around the corner to his shitty apartment without saying another word to each other. As soon as we walked through the door of his dank, decrepit, messy ass apartment, the smell of stale sweat and lube with a hint of piss hit me HARD! At first, it disgusted me but within seconds, my cock was hard as a rock.

He walked me over to his damp matress which was on the floor in the corner of the living room in front of a flickering television which had gay porn playing on it. We didn't kiss or talk or put on any music. Nothing like that. Instead, we both just got naked, very routinely. He laid down on his back and spreads his long legs, presenting his beautiful asshole.

With all the time I'd spent worrying about how my first time rimming a guy would go, you may have been expecting me to hesitate a little. But I didn't. I just got down to the floor and I started licking his asshole as casually as if I was sitting down to eat a bowl of cereal. It tasted like it had just been cleaned with baby wipes. The flavor of baby wipes was off-putting, but I kept licking his hole and stroking his limp little cock.

"At least he cleaned up," I thought to myself trying to maintain my erection.

The more I kept at it, the less his asshole tasted like chemicals and the more it tasted like skin. Just as I was starting to get into it, I glanced up at his face and what I saw troubled me. He had a very unsettling smile on his face... then he bit his lower lip and PUSHED. At first, when I heard the sound of a loud fart, I worried that my worst nightmare was coming true.

"Fuck, now I'm gonna have to kill this guy!" I thought for a millisecond.

But when the taste hit, I was instantly relieved at the familiar taste of assy semen - about enough to fill a shot glass. I immediately swallowed the fresh ass-cum and started rimming him harder and faster, now fingering myself in the ass instead of worrying about stroking his pathetic penis. There was no more trying to maintain my erection. My cock was so hard, it felt like it had actually grown a little bit!

"Yeah, swallow my fucking ass-cum you fucking freak!!!" He shouted as he held my face to his leaking anus.

Unbeknownst to me, he had just been butt-fucked and creamed by some other random guy just moments before putting on his sexy PJs and going to meet me. He actually held all that cum inside his asshole that entire time - although between the last guy and me was probably 30 minutes at most.

It was a bold move on his part - assuming that I would be into it. Lucky for him, he was correct in his assumption. I'm sure that same move could get someone beaten up, possibly even sued?

"Well, since you're already lubed up, I might as well fuck you!" I said.

"Yeah, daddy," said the twink with his legs spread and his hole leaking. "Fuck my nasty, used up, cream-filled asshole. Gimme more cum in my fucking ass with that big black cock!"

He was ready to go! So I shoved my cock up his ass. And I mean SHOVED! I would definitely have been sweeter and more gentle if not for that little prank he pulled on me. But now, I just felt like being a fucking asshole.

"You like that shit, you little bitch???" I barked. "You like how I shove my BIG COCK up your fuckin' ass???"

"Yeah, I do!" He said, egging me on. "Fuck me hard, black guy! Fuck my sissy asshole as hard as you fucking can!"

And so I continued to slam my cock up his ass. I would slowly pull it out until only the tip was inside him and then SLAM the rest of it inside him. I went slow, so as to drag it out and not cum too fast.

"FUCK!.... Fuck... Yeah... Harder... Harder..." he kept saying each time I slammed it into him. "Harder... harder... harder..."

There's only so hard a guy can go, you know?

"You need to shut the fuck up!" I said as I pulled my cock out of his ass and shoved it right in his mouth. His tongue and mouth wrapped around my cock as I grabbed onto the back of his head and started fucking his face. I dropped the whole go-slow thing at this point. Now I just wanted to fuck his throat, hard and fast.

"Does it taste like cherries, bitch???" I asked sarcastically.

When I finally let up, he sounded like he dry heaved as he was catching his breath. I didn't really wait for him to catch his breath though. I just grabbed him by his bony hips, flipped him over and shoved my cock back up his ass. I grabbed onto his skinny sides and started fucking him hard and fast.

"Yeah, daddy, FUCK me!" He repeatedly plead as I thrashed his ass. I pulled his hips up and pushed his back down so his hole was upright and continued ass-fucking him with all my might. He panted and moaned louder and louder until I grabbed him by the back of his head and shoved his face into his filthy, sweat-stained pillow.

When I was good and goddamn ready, I yanked my cock from his asshole. My hand was already gripping the back of his head, so I yanked that too, as my method of flipping him onto his back. Once he was on his back, I pounced on top of his face and started fucking his mouth with the same intensity I fucked his ass with. He grabbed onto my ass cheeks while I fucked his throat as hard as I could. When I yanked my cock from his throat, he turned his head to the side and started coughing and dry heaving as drool spilled out of his mouth and watery snot ran from his nose.

"You alright?" I asked with my cock still bouncing off the side of his head.

He just nodded as he continued spitting and catching his breath. I started caressing the side of his face with the backside of my fingers.

"I can feel your heartbeat on my ass," I said.

I felt his hands creep up my ass cheeks. I put one foot on the floor so I could move forward and rub my asshole all over his slippery, slobbery face. He grabbed onto me to hold me still so he could stick his tongue up my ass and fuck me with it. I grabbed him by the hair and started slamming his face into my ass.

I decided to sit on his face and cut off his air supply for a bit. I could still his tongue wiggling around inside my asshole, so I started bouncing on his face with his tongue fucking me like a cock. When I was ready to cum, I acted like I was gonna cum in his mouth and I sorta did, but I mostly came everywhere. I intentionally shot it up his nose and got it in his eyes and hair.

"See, THAT was funny!" I said. "Now get the fuck outta here!"

I sent him on his way with no clothes and the apartment became mine after that. I decided to clean it up, fix it up and rent it out to some nice lesbians for a reasonable price. Not sure what happened to the sissy twink bitch after that.

The end.