Up the Poop Chute

Up the Poop Chute (bi)

I remember falling asleep cuddling my wife. We both always like spooning. It's one of the things we agree on. We were naked and had planned to make love after a long work week with no sexual release. But then we fell asleep still naked before we had sex.

Some time later I was waked by a tugging pain in my dick. Something had taken hold of my cock head in a vice-like grip and was pulling on it.

My eyes shot open to see Violet's body turning away from me in her sleep, but as she rolled away the horrific tugging began anew. I screamed out, "What are you doing to me!?"

This woke her up too, she also screamed, "What am I doing to you? What are you doing to me!?"

Inside confused moments it gradually dawned on both of us that the head, and just the head, of my dick was inside the opening of her butt. I knew all too well how she felt about anal, "I didn't do it! I promise."

"It's in there so I know you did!"

She moved away from me as she accused me. I panicked, "Wait! Don't move it hurts." I grabbed her hips to hold her still.

"Well, take it the fuck out! THIS is NOT happening."

But my wisecracking nature emerged, "Oh, but I think it already DID happen. And it doesn't sound like it's that bad for you."

"Well, you're obviously not liking it so I guess you've been wrong all along. Now get off me already."

"I can't. I'm stuck."

"Stuck? If we have to go to the emergency room you're a dead man." She flipped her long hair as she complained and I ended up with a mouthful of raven hair.

"Don't worry. We'll get it out. I just can't figure out how we ended up like this. You gotta believe me. I would never."

In a sudden change of heart she said, "I believe you." She never believed my excuses the first time. Which told me she knew it wasn't an excuse."

Then she was quiet. Vio is many things but she's rarely quiet. She also never admits when she's wrong, not directly anyway, "I think I know." She said quietly. "I was dreaming we were doing it - the right way... and it wasn't going in easy... in the normal place. So I pushed back against you..."

And there it was. While we were sleeping she fucked her own ass on my cock, thinking it was going in her pussy. Then I said it: "So It was YOU who fucked your ass."

She argued, "No it was your dick that fucked me. If you hadn't put it near there it would never have gone in. So it's YOUR fault. And do you rember what I said about this?"

I sure did. I answered with a chuckle, "I guess Hell is a very cold place right now."

"No, the other thing."

I remembered that threat all too well too, "You said if I ever did it that way my ass would be next. But I didn't do it. I was asleep. I swear. You did it to me." I was already trying to avoid being punished, "This doesn't count. It can't."

"It's still your dick up my poop chute. I blame your dick. This wouldn't have happened if it weren't hard and pushing where it shouldn't have pushed. It's dirty up there. Now there's poop all over your dick."

I flexed my growing penis. "I promise you, my cock doesn't care."

"Eew!"

"No, really it feels great."

"Then you won't mind when it's your ass that's next."

"It's still not my fault. And I'm not actually fucking it. If we were all lubed up, and I were thrusting, and I came, that would be one thing. But none of that is happening."

She accepted what I said gradually, "Oooh kaay, but if you had done those things, your ass WOULD be next."

My cock was rock hard by now. "Ok, yea, but I'm not. Just so we're clear."

We lay there in silence for a bit. My cock was throbbing now and I knew she could feel it. "That's it!" She declared. "If YOU were lubed up YOU could get it out. YOU must've had some drops on the end -- just enough to lube yourself. Just enough to get as far as YOU did. And now it's all dried up."

"There you go. Blaming me again. But yea, we just need some lube." We tried to scootch closer to the night table at the risk of wrenching my cock off my body before giving up.

We were panting from the exertion, when she told me, "Make some more drops so you can take it out."

"It doesn't work like that. I can't just make pre-cum whenever I want. It comes out when I'm ready for sex and my cock is being touched the right way." I was adamant. "Your poop comes out fine. You might as well make some lube yourself."

"Don't be ridiculous. Just think horny thoughts and rub the shaft a little."

I smirked, "That won't be a problem." I was already thinking horny thoughts. So I milked my cock a bit, trying to produce some slippery gunk.

"Is it working?"

"I can't tell. Let me wiggle the head and we'll see if it's loosened up at all." But when I tried it didn't slip out. Instead it crawled up another inch.

"Hey!"

"Hey you. You clenched and pulled it in."

"I did not! You pushed."

"If I pushed it was only to get it moving." Then I added, "It'll be like taking the cork out of a champagne bottle. You gotta move it around before you can pop it out." Then I had an idea, "You should push while I wiggle."

When she pushed, instead of expelling me her chute widened and I went deeper. "Don't worry." I said. "If I just go back and forth a bit it'll spread the lube around so I can get out."

So there I was with three inches buried up my wife's beautiful bum and I was doing these short jabs back and forth. She declared, "This feels way too much like thrusting. You better not be thrusting or you're gonna pay -- with your ass."

I kept fighting the unpleasant friction. "How would that even work? You don't have a dick."

She retorted, "You and your buddies are always saying you'd stick it anywhere warm and wet. I'll get one of them to do it to you." She WAS pretty manipulative and did have a lot of sway over men. I didn't put it past her to succeed.

I started to feel the painful friction start to yield. "Yea! But they're talking about blowjobs."

"That'll work for me. I don't like those either. If you have too much fun back there you'll never get another blowjob in your life unless you blow one of your friends." She reached back to feel our progress, "It feels like it's almost all the way in. You can also sleep on the couch forever too."

I wouldn't agree to that. But I also knew she'd hold me to it if i didn't thoroughly convince her I wasn't guilty. "I'm not having fun. It's too dry and it hurts too much -- well, it WAS too dry. I can feel things getting slick now."

I would push in a little to gather some slick precum then pull back until we hit a snag. Then start over. She turned her head to look at me, "I can see it on your face. You're enjoying this. I think you're fucking my ass."

"No. No. I swear I'm not."

"Does it feel good?"

I refused to answer that. "Does it hurt you?" She also refused to answer.

I reached around and grabbed her by her soft tummy to help me control my thrusts. Then on impulse I fingered her clit. She didn't stop me. In no time we were both moaning. Between her passionate sounds I heard her say, "Jerry. He's the one you're gonna suck."

By now I was too far gone. I was fucking her ass with full pumps and even when I was sure I would be able to pull out I didn't. When she shuddered in orgasm I bottomed out, delivering a full load of spunk deep into her bowels. I think it was the best cum of my life.

Breathing heavily I offered hopefully, "I bet it's wet enough now." Then it just slipped right out. "That's just what we needed. You know it wasn't going to come out any other way."

She replied, "You really liked that, mister. I hope it was worth it." Watching her waddle to the bathroom I figured this might become a new thing for us and if I had to give one blowjob to keep plowing her ass it would be worth it.

Part 2

A day or two later I had second thoughts. There was no way I was going to give a blowjob. Especially not to a buddy. I steadfastly refused to ever suck a cock. I threw it back in her face saying it would be a cold day in hell before I did.

Another four days later and we had neither talked about it nor had any sex. I guess she was being clear.

But when I walked into the bedroom one night I was met by the sight of my sumptious Vio lying face down on the bed, naked as a jaybird, with her gorgeous ass propped up by a couple pillows. If ever a woman was ready for some grand anal fucking this was the time. I was hard in a flash and naked in two.

As I approached the bed in anticipation she stopped me, "You know there's a price to pay."

Of course, I did what any red-blooded American would do. I begged. "Come on dear. It doesn't have to be like this. You know it was an accident. And you ended up liking it."

"You did too. And you always knew the price tag. What's it going to be? My pussy when and how I want it? Or my ass on my terms?" Both choices were a loss for me.

But she had me, and my heart skipped a sex-charged beat. I wasn't going to go the rest of my life with no sex. My life also wasn't as free as it was before. I weighed my options: she was already caving. I would choose pussy and wear her down eventually. "You know I love you, Violet. Let's make love -- the normal missionary way."

Her voice turned icy, "I want to lay on my tummy. The angles better. So if you want to please me at all you'll do it this way."

It seemed normal enough for me. Atop her prone body my cock found home. Her familiar wet pussy welcomed me like an old friend. We also discovered that with my legs outside of hers that this new position was tighter -- even if it was a little awkward and provided less depth.

I plowed her cunt sensually, I could grab her boobs from behind, and we learned that it was primally delicious if I bit her neck while we engaged in animalistic sex.

The first time I slipped out I thought it was an accident. By the third time I recognized that her hips gave a little jerk just before each time I missed my mark. And every time I fell out my slippery cockhead touched her tight sphincter.

The tricky little vixen wanted me to fuck her ass again!

I wanted to fuck it too. And I knew I would win. I just didn't know I would win so soon. So the next time we slipped up I left my pussy juice coated cock there touching her bung. I'd never seen it pressing against her cute chutehole before and fuck did it look hot! It drove me to brand new heights of lust.

I desperately wanted to drive it all the way up her ass in one sudden push. But I had to restrain myself and I had to ask permission. I also knew she wanted it but would never admit it. "What if I rubbed your clit like I did the other day?" I smiled at my own slyness.

So I reached around which forced my cock to press harder against her brown winker. It didn't really go in. At most her ring spread just a little. But I pretended it did go in, "I think it's stuck again. We're gonna have to do the same thing we did the other day."

She laughed, actually laughed playfully, "You do and you're gonna suck both Jerry AND Brett."

I pondered that for a long second before I thought up a plan. With my right hand on her clit and my left arm bearing almost all my weight I acted like I slipped. Falling down onto my elbows I maneuvered so half my dick jammed itself up her poop chute. As sincerely as I could I exclaimed, "It was an accident so it doesn't count."

So she answered back as sincerely as she really intended, "This is a life changing moment for you. Pull it out and that's the end of it, or push it in the rest of the way and suck cocks for me on the regular."

I really really wanted to fuck her ass right then. And I really wanted to keep fucking her oh so tight backdoor into the future. But to make such a commitment? So far I'd escaped my fate but I wasn't so wily and she had me right where she wanted me. I stayed completely still, "For you? You mean it's not just a punishment?"

She wiggled her butt under me. Even pushed up against me a little. "I've always liked watching men suck cocks. In porn anyway. And it's absolutely a punishment. Punishment for being a man. Punishment for wanting blowjobs. If you men like them so much you can suck off each other and leave us women out of it. But also..."

"Wait. Also what?"

She hesitated, "Also it turns me on. And also I want you to keep doing this." She pushed her ass up into my cock again. And I let her impale herself all the way. Did it count?

Vio milked my cock with her tight ring. That was all it took. I started jackhammering her butt. I was biting her neck and grunting into her ear, "This is too fucking good. I don't know if I'm going to regret this but I'll suck a million cocks for you."

She had her hands on the mattress. Pushing back into me just as fast. "Fill me up with your cum you dirty cocksucker and then we'll talk about what else you can do for me."

We groaned and writhed together, both of us fucking her asshole as hard as we could. I panted, "I don't know about my buddies being a part of this. What if we went to a gloryhole instead?"

My fingers were rubbing her clit just as fast. Our climaxes built and just like before when her butt contracted rhythmically on my turgid pole we came. Cum squished out all around my cock, squirting back on my balls.

Exhausted and sweaty I fell down on her back. She was also out of breath, "What's a gloryhole?"

Part 3

We parked at the adult bookstore hand in hand. Our hearts were beating out of our chests. "Are you ready?"

"More than ever." She answered. "I can't wait to watch you suck a big one. Maybe it'll be black as coal. Are you as wet as I am?"

I shuddered. I hadn't considered that the cock I sucked might be big. Or black. "I don't really get wet like you. I don't even have a hard-on. To be honest I'm scared as fuck."

"Oh baby, it's nothing to be scared of. Even if it's gross and messy it isn't anything you haven't expected from me."

I also never stopped to think it might be gross or messy. She was making it worse. "But you're my wife. You love me. These will be strangers."

She pulled out her phone, "It's not too late. We could call Jerry or Steve."

I opened the car door, "Let's just go inside."

"That's the spirit! You'll make a great cocksucker." I was sure the guy getting out of his car next to us heard what she called me.

Inside I pulled her away from the arcades to look at the covers on some movies. One was titled, "Forced Bisexual Blowjobs" and there was a picture of a hot girl with two studs. "We could just get this and go home." I suggested.

"We're not getting any porn with naked sluts in it. We can't have you lusting after any woman but me." I dropped the idea before she saw any porn with only guys in it.

Turning a corner we were affronted by a wall of plastic cocks. She went straight for the biggest blackest dildo, "You would look so hot sucking on this! Should we bring it home?"

I had hope, "You mean, instead of going back there." I pointed to the arcade.

"No." She said flatly. "So you can practice for next time." In my mind I thought about sucking a cock here once a week multiplied times however many weeks we came. That seemed like it could really add up fast. In a month I'd have sucked four cocks!

I suggested we talk about the giant dildo later fearing that once we got it home she might want me to put it in worse places than my mouth.

The next thing I knew she was dragging me through the curtain into the dark. Dimly lit hallways created a maze leading to nowhere. Creepy men followed us, gawking at my wife's figure and forming a line of onlookers. Imposing shut doors lined all the walls until finally we ducked through an open one into a dingy cubicle with sticky floors. There was one lawn chair in the room which Vio pushed me into as she stood and locked the exit.

I loaded cash into the machine but my wife picked a channel that showed no movie, only a black screen resulting in a total blackout. Soon a beam of light shone through from my left. I peeked through, feeling lucky to see the porn video the guy was playing. Jenna Haze was expertly blowing a cock on bright green sheets while the man pulled and yanked on her head.

Then the dude turned to face me. He was a stocky guy wearing work boots and a flannel shirt. I actually heard his buckle clinking and his loud zipper lowering as he produced a wrinkly little white worm in the limelight.

I looked back to Vio, begging with my eyes for us to stop this. She knew what I wanted. She still said, "It's Time to pay the price."

When I looked back through the padded hole the guy's dick was coming right at me. I backed away quickly as his body covered the hole returning us to darkness again. Behind me I heard Vio exclaim, "Oh shit! Now I can't see." She fumbled with the channel selector, stopping at a bisexual movie but also providing enough light to see what our mystery man offered.

A four inch softy hung through the hole. Vio sounded dissappointed, "I was sure it was going to be a big black monster." Nevertheless, she pushed on my shoulders, "Suck it."

My knees hit the concrete floor as I engulfed the flaccid penis. My wife was impressed, "Oh, it's still hot to watch you even if it is small and white." From my perspective it was just smooth and warm. It didn't taste like anything. And it was easy to suck on, moving it around in my mouth with my tongue. I didn't know why anyone complained about giving blowjobs.

Vio's head came down to my shoulder as she reached around me to feel my dick. Until she felt it I didn't know I was excited. She rejoiced, "You seem to like this as much as I like anal. I think we've got a couple new hobbies." I considered that a love/hate statement.

The cock grew to about the same size as my six incher. Then with my jaw pried open and it hitting the back of my piehole it was no longer easy. He kept bumping into parts of my mouth uncomfortably. He made me gag a few times and all I could think was how glad I was there was a wall between us.

Violet was frigging furiously by my side and she never let go of my rock hard dick the whole time. I bobbed on the swollen cock having a hard time figuring out how to get sufficient air while her breath came out just as ragged, "This is the most exciting sexual thing we've ever done! I'm so glad you decided to put your dick in my butt that first time."

I pulled off the throbbing cockhead, angry, "It was an accident! I was asleep. And it was your butt that fucked my cock."

She just sighed, "If you say so." Next she started a slow build up of loud mewling pre-orgasmic moans.

We heard the guy on the other side ask, "Is that a woman over there sucking my cock?" As he asked it his dick spit out ropes of cum which hit my lips and shot inside me, getting all over my tongue as well. Honestly, it tasted just like mine. Vio fell off the orgasmic cliff screaming her yesses to the universe. My cum feeder exclaimed, "We've never had a woman in here before. I'm telling everyone." Then he was gone.

When Vio calmed down she grabbed my dick again, "Hmmm? It's soft now." With a self satisfied look Vio reached into my pants as she proclaimed, "As I expected. You messed all over yourself."

"Only because you kept stroking me through my pants."

She smirked, "I stopped that five minutes ago. This was all you."

It was a humiliating thought. I hung my head, not willing to admit any truth to it. I was just glad it was over. However, my shame was interrupted when my wife practically shouted, "Now THIS ONE you've GOT to suck!!"

I had thought the ordeal was done. But when I looked up a gigantic coal colored shiny black cock was sticking straight out, probably ten inches, into our room. It was just what she wanted and it was pointing right at me. It was darker at the base and lightened gradually until the head reflected a plum colored radiance.

Its manly beauty scared me. It demanded to be sucked, yet if I did it would be because I was drawn to its magnificence. I shook my head fearfully.

Vio felt my dick. I worried she would use my erection to prove to me that I wanted to suck it -- which I did. Though, even my dick was too chicken to express its desire. It wouldn't even rise when she lowered my pants to tug on it.

She tossed her own pants on the chair before standing behind me with her steaming cunt rubbing on the back of my neck. In a daze I watched both her petite hands reach around my head, take hold of the humongous log, and place the dripping tip to my clenched lips.

Leaning into my body the pressure of her pussy on me pushed me inexorably upon the dark pole. Impaled slowly, I did nothing to stop the beast from invading. I watched in lustful horror, waiting for the entire leviathan to go down my throat. Of course it didn't. When it touched the entrance to my gullet there was no way it could go any farther. A deep muffled voice commanded me, "Suck it, bitch!" Apparently, he too thought I was female.

I couldn't suck. Not because I didn't want to. And no longer because I couldn't admit my desire. But because my lips were about to split and it was too deep. She wouldn't let me back off to suck the head so I tongued the bottom of his shaft. There was so little room in my mouth it was all I could do.

I couldn't move so he did. He withdrew it slowly back to his side of our sex hole. Vio pushed me along with it until my forehead and chin on the wall stopped me from going any more. My lips were now on his side of the partition. When just the giant head was in between my lips I kissed it and swirled my tongue all around it in a sexual frenzy. My wife was gushing on me. I could feel her wetness dripping down my back.

When the big cock started fucking my mouth through the hole she began a series of tiny multiple orgasms. I've never known her to cum more than one time and here she was matching his pumps as she humped on my neck, holding me in place, embedded in the hole. He kept pulling out so I could feel the ridge on the crown then thrusting in forcefully until he hit my too tiny throat abruptly.

My eyes teared up but nevertheless I was wanting it to continue. I tried to take it deeper a few times but it just wasn't happening. When I felt it swell I knew he was going to spew. I tried to yell out for him to cum in my mouth though my words were unintelligible. Violet pulled me back, leaving me with just the large bulbous head and several inches of black cock extending from my mouth, I clamped down refusing to let him take it away. After that he began jetting powerful streams into my being. Vio squealed as she again reached around my head to feel his cock pulsing its load onto my tongue. Her tiny white hands even milked the massive black cock a few times, squeezing the last drops into me.

He started to pull away to leave, so I sucked powerfully both to keep it a little longer but also to collect any residual spoo I could suck out. I could only delay him so long. Bright light suddenly shone through the hole, illuminating my cummy cocksucker's face. I looked up at my exhausted darling and showed her how completely full my mouth was with slimy cum.

I didn't know if she wanted me to swallow it, or kiss her with it in my dirty mouth, or what. I noticed now that she had also removed her shirt leaving her completely naked in our nasty little room except for a pair of heels. She pulled me up from my aching knees. I just followed her lead. With her hands on both sides of my head she brought me to her boobs. "Spit it there."

I let the gunk drip from my lips all over her amazing tits, spreading it everywhere, in her cleavage, on her areola and nipples, in the underboob crevice, and I generally coated her whole chest with spunk.

She rubbed my face all over herself, glazing me totally before ordering me to lick her clean. The cleaning of her great breasts was the third best part, proceeded by her orgasms and the actual cocksucking. His cum was congealing and thickening as I slurped it all down greedily. Nothing could beat the taste of cum covered tiddies.

I stepped away to admire her purified nipples when a noise caught our attention. Down at the hole a man was complaining irritably, "Hey! Send the bitch down to take care of the rest of us." He meant my wife, and that I would never allow.

"I want you to suck a whole train of dicks for me." She declared.

"I want to suck every cock in the store for you. But first I need to throw you down on our bed and fuck you every way I can think of. We can always come back to suck that train." I snatched up her clothes and my pants, grabbed her by the hand, and dragged her sexy nude body, running through the store, with my own erection leading the way. Every eye was on us as we dashed for the exit. Everyone clapped and shouted lewd words at "the cocksucker". Could they tell it was me by looking at my face?

I only paused to grab the giant black latex dong from the wall, explaining that I needed to practice. I slapped some unknown amount of cash on the counter, then rushed into the night and our car.