The Actors' Unveiling Brings Awes!

The Actors' Unveiling Brings Awes!

Opening night of "The Pitfalls of Dating" featured a packed house in the downtown theater used by the college production company, and there were 90 percent women in the 400-seat playhouse.

The ladies packed the front of the theater, knowing that considerable male nudity would be featured. Two of the actors most likely to bare the meat were roommates curious to the females in the play as well as throughout campus. Both were quite handsome and fifth-year seniors at the university. This play was their last chance to prove themselves before embarking into the real-world of theater and film.

The lead character, Michael, and his real-life roommate Arsenio, were thought to be packing huge cocks. There had been no "undress rehearsals" so the guys and girls in the cast had no idea what to expect.

The randy women in the audience knew time would tell as the curtain was due to rise any minute. Would these guys rise to the occasion.... or be total disappointments?

Would these two "college hunks hauling junk" be the real deal?

Michael -- a medium-height and average 24-year-old with blond hair and fair skin -- played a character named Michael, by coincidence, and he was a young professional who wanted to date and bed his real-life friend, Patty. In the play, she was also 24 years of age and a nurse at the local hospital. Michael met her one night when he was visiting a patient and could not get over her bright blue eyes, cute smile and quick wit. Or, it may have been Patty's ample cleavage under that tight white nurse's uniform.

In Act 1, Michael was talking with his best friend, Arsenio, and was lamenting his failure to ask Patty out before he left the hospital. At least he knew where she worked.

Just then a motorcyclist veered off the road and onto the sidewalk. Arsenio leaped out of the way but Michael was struck and hit head on.

The ambulance crew loaded Michael into the meat wagon and, siren's blaring, raced to the emergency room. A crack team of physicians and nurses met the ambulance and unloaded the patient, who was still unconscious and unresponsive.

The doctor told Patty, the nurse on duty, to cut off his clothing so all of his injuries could be assessed. She moved rapidly with a nurse's aide, Maggie, who knew Michael, Arsenio and Patty from other theater productions.

The hospital bed was at the front of the stage, and soon Michael's clothing would be removed and what would they find?

The director who also wrote "The Pitfalls of Dating" -- Elizabeth -- had graduated from the university four years ago and was at Second City in Chicago working on stage productions ranging from comedies and improv. She opted not to have a true "dress rehearsal" with full nudity, costumes and make-up to make opening night the real debut of her work.

Michael, who was concerned by the amount of unnecessary male nudity in the play, was relieved, and so was his roommate Arsenio, who would be called on to show his tight athletic ass and cock and balls. Neither male actor read the full script when they auditioned a month earlier and they did not realize the nudity was even in the script until they were cast.

Patty and Maggie each knew of the nudity when they auditioned, and they were relishing the thought of seeing their guy friends bare the meat before so many women in a public place.

The doctor in the play was trying to assess Michael's injuries, caused by the hit-and-run cyclist, and he was occupied when Patty used medical scissors to cut right through his black cotton briefs. As she threw them on the ER floor, she gasped audibly and everyone in the theater knew she has just seen his male charms.

Maggie was over Patty's shoulder and also got a full view of his cock and balls.

The look exchanged between Patty and Maggie was not scripted and was spontaneous surprise and awe.

Patty's reaction was to place a towel over Michael's groin and continue with the scene.

As Act 1 concluded, the director of the play Elizabeth was apoplectic that Patty covered his man parts. Michael was supposed to writhe in pain on the hospital bed and show the entire theater his cock and balls and even his bare ass. None of this happened and the play was now damaged goods.

In Act 2, while Michael was recuperating and getting a sponge bath, Patty left the dirty deed to Maggie to cover up Michael's groin and protect his manhood. This was the second incidence where Michael was supposed to flaunt -- not hide -- his cock and balls for the ladies (and interested men) in the audience.

The rest of the play was tarnished from this point on, and there was only one way to save it. That was to hope that Arsenio -- Michael's roommate in real life and friend in the play -- had something measurable to share with the cast and audience in future acts.

Patty saw Michael's two-inch white shrimp of a penis and spared him immense ridicule from the cast, director and audience that was expecting a horse cock.

Maggie agreed with her. Michael was too talented and nice to get the razzies over not having more inches to share with the world. His shrimp was what God had given him.

In Act 3, Arsenio had met Maggie at the hospital while visiting Michael and asked her for a date. Maggie, who had just broken up with a steady boyfriend, was anxious to get back in the dating pool and Arsenio appeared to be a nice guy. She had never dated a black guy before but color did not matter to her in friendship and potential love.

The couple had just finished dinner and hit it off sensationally. Maggie invited her beau in her apartment for a nightcap.

You know.... the nightcap all men desire and few women grant?

As the pair were sitting on the couch with a nice glass of wine, Maggie made the first move and kissed Arsenio. He was being more cautious because it was their first date, but the kiss opened the floodgates to more.

As clothes came off, Maggie stopped at her bra and panties and opted to give Arsenio a blow job. Arsenio was down to only his black bikini briefs and he was hoping Maggie would be up for heading into her bedroom and getting naked.

Maggie saw a mammoth outline of a banana through his cotton briefs and gulped at having that inside her. She was then elated that she had opted to settle for a BJ.

Maggie was lying on her back and Arsenio was next to her, half on top. While kissing, Maggie's hand went down to his briefs and found the banana had grown even longer. She was now infatuated with seeing it, so she lifted her body up and used both hands to lower Arsenio's briefs.

You could hear a pin drop in the theater as the scene unfolded and got closer to revealing full frontal male nudity. There had already been two false starts so the audience -- and director Elizabeth -- could not be spurned a third time.

Maggie's hands went lower and lower and inch by inch of his dick was being revealed. The audience started to react to the thick brown man meat.

She was continuing to pull the briefs and still was nowhere toward revealing the actual cock head. His cock was so large and erect that she could not get all it out of his underwear.

The audience was hanging on every inch of Maggie's meticulous hand movements.

Finally, out popped a huge dick worthy of porn stars, male strippers and Playgirl models.

Maggie had no idea herself, since there were no actual dress rehearsals that showed Arsenio's wealth of talent. The director, cast and audience were getting her unvarnished reaction to an 11-inch cock and massive beach balls underneath. Maggie showed nothing less than shock and awe on her beautiful face.

The facial expression of Maggie was priceless as well as Arsenio's outright happiness that his nursing assistant girlfriend in the play and good friend in college had finally seen the generous tool he was packing. He wanted nothing more than to have her sucking on his big black cock and then later her riding on it with her generous tits bouncing to the beat of their mutual thrusts.

Elizabeth, the director, was elated and knew that Arsenio would salvage the show. After all, the college production company had sold out performances for three months based on the large amount of anticipated cock that would be shown on stage by Michael and Arsenio. Now, no refunds would be required.

The reviews of the show in the local college newspaper were positive and assured the run of the show would be extended:

Cocky Newcomer Saves 'The Pitfalls of Dating'

The female reviewer's story was all about Elizabeth's triumphant return to her alma mater and the length and girth of Arsenio's huge and delicious cock and balls.

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Arsenio's BBC saved his friend, Michael, who was allowed to be covered up by the nurses and hide his shrimpy performance.

Elizabeth worked with Patty and Maggie to find more ways to expose Arsenio in other acts of the play. In each performance, Arsenio would be surprised of some new and crude removal of his clothing or his being stalked coming out of the shower.

And, perhaps more importantly, Patty and Maggie got multiple chances to ride Arsenio's massive cock when they could ditch Michael and find some sexy time together. Both white ladies enjoyed being "blacked" and sexually satisfied.

The show must go on.... and the Elizabeth and her aptly cast of characters finished the run with record-breaking ticket sales and the best female attendance of a college play.

There was one major development in the last run of the play, and director Elizabeth and actresses Patty and Maggie were all in on it.

In the first scene when Michael's clothing is cut off right in front of the audience by the nurses, Patty does not cover up his groin as she did in the rest of the shows. Michael's pale ass is exposed first and then when Patty rolls him over his three-inch white shrimp dick flips out to reveal itself. Against his clean-shaven body, Michael's peanut of a cock and marbles as gonads bring the audience to a hush, and then to laughter, giggling and whispers among the female ticket holders.

In scene two, when Michael is getting a sponge bath in the hospital by Maggie, she also fails to cover him up and the audience gets an encore of his shrimp-sized penis and balls. Maggie lingers with the bath in this scene, giving the cast and audience more reason to laugh and make fun.

To Michael's credit, he did not react poorly to his sudden exposure and stayed in character.

After the show at the cast party, Michael was given the nickname "Shrimpy" in spite of his protests that the theater was cold and the heater was not working well.

The director's wisdom hit the mark:

On Michael's shortcoming:

"If you work hard enough at it, you can grind even an iron rod down to a needle."

On her patience with her casting:

"Big goals take a long time to reach."

On the emergence of Arsenio as an actor:

"Small, steady actions can change hard things over time."

Graduation for the foursome of Patty, Maggie, Michael and Arsenio was very special and, not surprisingly, none of the college prima donnas ever acted again. But their friendship endured along with their memories of their final college play.

If you enjoyed this sequel, read the original story:

"Director's Use Of Nudity Sells Tix"