Rent-A-Rod

Rent-A-Rod

Tags: detachable, detachable penis, remote penis, portal, oral, oral sex

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This is a work of fiction for adults. If you are not an adult, wait.

If you don't like fiction for adults, that's your choice.

All characters are above the age of 18.

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Tony walked into the apartment. His room-mate Jason reclined in a bean-bag chair in front of the 65-inch TV playing video games.

"Dude. You haven't moved. I went to class and you were in the same position."

"I know man," Jason replied shooting at zombies. Occasionally he'd glance at a phone next to him, tap it then get back to zombie-annialation.

Tony dropped his stuff off. "I'm ordering pizza. You in?"

"Yea man. I'll send you money when I get a sec." his hand darted over to the phone, swiped up and gave a couple of quick taps.

After Tony placed the order he sat on the couch watching Jason.

"Jas - where are you getting the money from? You're caught up on rent, ordering food. You never seem to leave the apartment or stop gaming. What's your secret?"

Jason held up a finger while he gamed, occasionally dropping the finger down to tap on his phone.

Later -

"That was a good run." Jason sat up and put down the game controller. "I should level-up where there's better loot. Where's the pizza?"

As they ate Tony asked again, "So where are you getting the money. Your parents said you needed to figure it out, that they'll minimally support you. You're still gaming and barely see you on campus. You are barely are keeping a B in Lit."

Jason paused eating with his eyes half closed, "Just a sec." He pressed the phone as the screen turned white. After a second the screen turned blue and locked.

"Man, that was good. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. You were asking about class?"

"Jason, I'm trying to figure out if you're doing anything illegal I should know about. We've been friends for years. How are you getting cash without leaving the apartment?"

Jason looked at Tony. He moved a leg around, shifting. "Basically sex" as he finished chewing.

His phone lit up blue. "Just a sec. It's a client." Jason looked at the phone. "Mary1283. She tips well." He tapped on the phone and the blue turned to green.

He moved his legs around and reached for a drink. "I need to stay hydrated with her." he said with a wink.

"Jas, what are you talking about?" Tony asked.

"It's like this, man" Jason began. "I was at the gym doing my workout and saw a guy pausing his set and tapping his phone. Later in the locker room, he approached me. Said he saw that I take care of myself and that people he knows are looking for gig-workers who are fit. He said I was a good candidate. He'd get $50 if I interview and another $50 if I was hired. He'd split both with me. I wasn't about to turn down $25 so I took the info.

"Short of it is I called and they brought me in. Just a sec." He looked at the phone saying "No teeth.." and swiped down. Irritated he swiped down again. "She better tip well. Anyhow, this place rents cocks using portal-tech. But not just any cocks. They look for people with a certain length and shape. Just a sec." he swiped up.

"Better," he continued looking at the phone. "Clients can rent a cock. You fill out a profile and people can shop for meat they want to sample. As a supplier, I can accept or decline a request. The cock is rented out for 15-minute increments for $20. I can make $80 an hour by - just a sec." he started to tap the screen. His eyes lost focus and he tapped again.

"She's being feisty tonight." He paused. "$80 an hour plus tips. I don't drive or do anything that would be dangerous if I get distracted, so classwork and video games are good while I'm being rented out. Geez, she's being aggressive." He tapped the screen, swiped up, and tapped a few more times.

"I don't believe you." Tony flatly replied. "You just can't rent a cock."

"You wanna see, man?" Jason smirked standing up. "Here." and he undid his pants dropping them to the floor.

"Jason! I don't want to see - what the fuck?!" Tony exclaimed standing startled.

Between Jason's legs, behind his underwear, was a light green glowing circle.

"Yeah man. It's rented out to Mary right now. Eugh," Jason grunted. "No teeth." and swiped down on his phone.

"What the actual hell?"

"Here's the best part." Jason said dropping his underwear.

Between Jason's legs there was a patch of hair, then a white disk. Around the disk was the dim green light. The disk sat where his penis and testicles would be attached.

Jason swiped up. "I need to sit down for a second." He sat with his boxers and pants around his ankles. He swiped up a few more times then rocked forward a few times and sighed. "That was nice."

"Dude, what is going on?" Tony stammered.

Jason stood up, pulling his boxers and pants with him. "Whoops, almost put on a show for you. Sorry about that man." There was a slight hum and he gave a slight jog. "Need to re-settle things."

Tony sat down. "Jason, can you start over. What the hell happened."

"I told you man. I rent out my dick to people for $20." His phone dinged. "Nice, she gave a $10 tip."

"No. You can't do that. That's impossible."

"Yea man. You can. I do. I called and had a phone interview. They asked some medical history questions and had me come in where they gave me a work-up, and measured my dick. Soft and hard. Length and around. They liked what they saw and installed a gizmo behind my balls, like one of those rings people wear in the pornos. When a client requests, I can agree and my package goes to them for 15-minutes. I'm left with the disk until it returns."

"That's... ok... say it happens. Is it safe?"

"Yea. So far, no misplaced packages." Jason grinned. "Let me turn it off." He tapped his phone. "There, I took myself off the registry. You do that when you need to piss too."

"And what happens when your dick is rented? Do you feel anything? Any control?"

"Yeah man. It was freaky the first couple of times. You can feel everything and you can give feedback to the renter through the app. Swipe up for good, down for bad, tap for pleasure and about to cum. I can even recall it but I don't get paid. Never had to do it, but others have."

"Wait. Others?" Tony put his head in his hands. "How many people rent their dicks?"

"About a hundred or so. There's a message forum you get registered for. I'm going to go back online after I pee. I'm not making money right now." Jason got up and went to the toilet.

Tony was still on the couch as Jason returned. Jason's phone lit blue. "BansheeLadi? I'm declining. Last time she put my junk into the freezer. I'm not into torture." he said pressing a button on the phone.

"Jason. Aren't you afraid that your cock and balls will get injured or destroyed?" Tony asked nervously.

"Nah man. The clients sign all sorts of documents that they won't do permanent damage. And the company also resets your cock to the same configuration as when it left you. Dunno how they did it, but it's pretty cool. One time Aimee left lipstick on my cock. It came back with the lipstick in the same spot. The client didn't mention it."

"Aimee. Your girlfriend. She knows and doesn't mind that you're having sex with other women?"

"Nah. She's cool with it. I'm making money. The company screens out diseases and shit when it's transporting the cocks. And we're not entirely sure it's women who are using my cock. There was one time when Aimee was over, I had my cock rented out and she gave all positive feedback to the client as we made out. She was playing with my nipples as the client was doing something wild. I came hard. Twice. And when it came back, it was still rock-hard. Aimee took me offline then rode me." he grinned. "That was a good night."

"So no damage, even if they do cock torture?"

"Well, the client can pay extra to have things done to the cock before it gets to them. During the training, they show the client's screen. And when it comes back sometimes the mods stay. I've had it come back real pale with red hair. I sent a pic of that to Aimee. She thought it was cool. On the next rental it can shift back. Others online have said they know their cocks have been burned or sliced, but they come back fine. I'm not into that shit and it says so on my profile."

Tony pinched the bridge of his nose. "Dude. I'm having such a difficult time trying to figure out if you're making this up or not. I was curious how you were making rent."

"Man. I hear ya. If I wasn't getting checks from Rent-A-Rod, I'd doubt it too. $80 per hour plus tips is a good thing."

"Wait. It's called Rent-A-Rod?" Tony looked up. "You realize that isn't helping make it more believable."

Jason grinned. "Yea. Catchy name." His phone lit blue. "Let me get this client. SassySasha is always fun. Would it help if you watched?"

"Jas, we've been friends for a while, but I'm not sure if.. Jeeezuuuss you're packing!"

Jason dropped his pants and underwear standing in front of Tony. "Man, I'm sure nearly 100 people have handled and seen my cock by now. I know there's youtubes and pornhubs with it."

Jason lifted his flaccid cock. "It's about 5 inches soft and gets to about 9 inches. The company says it doesn't have a hook which is good. They also say the tip-flare is good." He lifted the cock around to show it to Tony.

"Jason, what are you doing?"

"Showing you the process." Jason replied. He dropped his penis which softly bounced off his thigh. Behind his ball-sack and body, there was a white ring slowly glowing and dimming blue.

Jason tapped the blue screen on his phone. The cock and balls faded out, replaced with the white disk. The phone screen shifted from blue to green to white.

"I'm gunna need to sit down for Sasha." Jason said sitting on the couch. He kicked off his underwear and pants, sitting only in a t-shirt.

Jason closed his eyes and shifted his hips around the disk. With his phone in his hand, he pressed up a number of times. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast. He stopped and cocked his head then tapped the white screen.

"Talk to me Goose. What are they doing." Tony prompted.

"They're slowly stroking and playing with just the.. tip. Just behind the head. I feel something being pressed into the pee-hole. They stopped. It's rotating." Jason swiped up then tapped. "They stopped rotating. I think they want to edge. Now they're sucking on it from the other end."

"Other end?"

"Yea, where it'd be on my body. They're sucking on it. I think they're using it like a popsicle with the thing in the shaft. Wait.. It's getting cold. Feels like ice-cubes." He swiped down. "They just smacked it telling me to stop swiping down. Ok.. It's cold.. And now there's a liquid being poured over. Wait - what's the stuff you put on ice-cream that gets hard?"

"Magic Shell?" Tony ventured.

"Yea. I can feel it hardening. Now they're biting the shell off. Oh, that's different. I need to tell Aimee. And aggressive licking. I'm fully hard right now. Most of the coating is gone. That was nice.

A pause. "Now I can feel a mouth on the body side of my cock."

"The root I think it's called." Tony said remembering some biology.

"Yea. And they're stroking it keeping it hard. Oh, the rod is coming out of the shaft. I think it was being used like an ice-cream."

Jason relaxed. "My cock is being held and I feel a mouth on the head."

Without realizing it, Tony had put his hand into his pants and was slowly stroking his own cock.

"Man this is happening. I think they're making out. Half my cock is in one mouth, half in another. My balls are between them; it feels like chins maybe. They're sliding my cock between them. My balls are rocking against their mouths. Back and forth. I think their lips are touching. I can feel them kissing with my cock in both mouths. "

Jason moved his head and put his hands on the sofa. "Yea, their tongues are going around my cock. I can feel them trying to find each other."

He was swiping up and tapping furiously. "I don't think they're paying attention to me." he said. "This is hot.. I'm about to blow."

Tony was rock hard in his pants, with his hand stroking his own cock. "What happens if you do?"

"If I cum, they can send me back, hit the reset, or keep going."

"Reset?"

"Yeah man. It allows me to go again instantly. It costs them $5. Most people will.. oh here we go." Jason's hips pressed forward and his torso rocked a few times as he came. His head arched back then fell forward.

Sitting up, Jason reflexively reached to his crotch and rubbed the disk. "That was wild. I hope they wanted that. Yea, I think they did, I can feel them swallowing and oh-jeesus, they're licking my cock clean."

"You're still in their mouths?" Tony asked stroking.

"Yea man. I felt the head-end being sucked dry, and the other end sucking cum back. That's an interesting sensation."

Jason opened his eye, looking ahead. "The head just popped out. I'm being held in place with lips and.. teeth? It's a light pressure. Now I'm being held.. I feel a cloth drying it off and rolling my balls around. Now what; oh. I think that's lotion. Wait, wha.."

Tony slowed his strokes. "What's going on?"

"My cock is back to being held by lips and a hand? under it. Now I.. I think my cock is pressing on someone's pussy. Yea man! I can feel the lips. I'm going in. I'm really sensitive now. I'm being used to fuck someone." His eyes glazed over as he swiped up. "Wait they're leaving me in the pussy."

"The mouth let go?"

"Yea. Wild. My cock is hanging from someone's pussy, I can feel my balls against something wet, and I can feel contractions. Normally there's a disk on the end. I wonder if they opted out." Jason commented.

"It'd make sense for them to hold you in their mouth."

"Yea man. Good point. Oh the contractions are getting better. Man-o-man! She's getting eaten out while I'm stuck in her pussy! I can feel a chin pushing against me! Wild!" he gestured to his crotch.

Tony gave up and started to massage his cock through his pants. There was a small wet spot of pre-cum showing.

"Tony, my man!" Jason noticed. "Getting in the mood!"

"Shaddup and give me the play-by-play."

"Right now, I can feel her grinding on someone's face. My cock is getting pushed in by a chin, and her vag is pushing me out and my sack is keeping things out.... Whoa..." he said closing his eyes.

"What?"

"I'm all the way in, balls included! It all just popped in! I can feel wet and throbbing all around. Never had this happen before. Man, this one is wild!" He rubbed the disk with one hand, while the other tapped the screen and played with his nipples through his shirt. "I'm actually getting ready to come again." he mentioned.

"Dude! Your balls got sucked in?"

"Yea man! Fully in!"

Jason has lost his pants by now and was rubbing the wet spot on the outside of his briefs.

"Man, just ditch them." Jason laughed then paused. "Yea, I'm coming" and he held his finger on the screen. "Oh man.." he moaned. Placing his hands next to him, he shook like a wet dog. His head thrown back he let out a soft cry, then curled forward.

"Oh that was intense. I'd never had where all my junk was in a client." Jason looked over to Tony. "Man, you alright?"

Tony had his hand wrapped around his cock outside his underwear. A trickle of cum on his shirt. "I'm good dude." he said standing up.

"Be right back." Tony duck-waddled to his room.

Jason laughed as his phone went blue, returning his balls and cock. He entered the code and took himself off the registry.

Checking the renter app, he called to Tony, "Man! They tipped $30! $55 for that session!"

Jason's phone rang. "Hey A! Yea. Just got done with a session. You want to borrow it for an hour? Yea. I can send it to my puck. Yea, no problem. Any settings? No-O, High Sens? Aimee, are you studying or want to see how far you can edge me? Both? Both is good. Yea. I'll send it after I whiz. Love ya!"

He walked to the toilet. He reached down to hold his penis but missed. Looking down he noticed everything forward of the ring was smaller. Looking closer, and using his fingers for scale, where his hand would normally close around the shaft with room to spare, it closed completely around his cock. His balls felt smaller too. Grape sized.

"Well, fuck.." as he looked down. "Explains how I fit."

He finished urinating, which took longer because of a smaller urethra, and buttoned up.

Tony was sitting on the couch with a new shirt and pants.

"Dude, sorry I had to bail like that." Tony apologized. "How you described what they were doing just pushed me over the edge."

"No problem man. You won't believe what happened. Remember when I said the renter can put in mods and sometimes the mod sticks? Man, my junk is about half normal size! It explains how I fit."

"Jas, are you serious?"

Jason nodded. "Yea, wanna check it out?"

"No - yes --- no!" Tony stammered. "I mean, I'm concerned about my friend and roommate, but I don't want to see your cock again."

"Ah man, it's not a problem. You're not the first to see it." as he swiftly undid his pants and lowered his underwear. "Yeah. Looks smaller. What do you think?"

Tony was averting his eyes. "Jason, I really don't want to look at your penis. I'll take your word for it. How do you get it back?"

"Next time it's rented, it'll be fixed. Which reminds me. Aimee wants to borrow it." Jason pulled out his phone and opened the app. "'k.. High sensitivity, check. No orgasm, check. Happy girlfriend, check. Oh, hey man, it'd be funny to send it this size! Return to default, uncheck! And rent!"

Out of the corner of his eyes, Tony saw a brief fade out. He looked back to Jason and saw the white disk sitting above the boxer tops. "You're renting your dick to Aimee?"

"Nah. I can rent out my cock to myself for $1 / hour using the app. She has my rental puck, so I just sent her my cock. She finds it relaxing to study."

Jason's phone rang. "Hi A! Guess it arrived?" he laughed. "Yea, that's the size from my last rental. Yea, they requested it. I thought it'd be funny. I'll fill you in later with details. Did you want me to cancel and re-send it? Yea, I guess it is cute. What do you mean normal sized?"

Putting his hand over the phone, "She says that's normal sized!" he said grinning. Tony nodded.

"Yeah A. No problem. The other settings are there. I'll pull it back in an hour. Love ya!" as he hung up.

"Dude," Tony began. "I hate to break it to you but what you sent her is kinda normal sized."

"Nah man. I'm just a little bigger than normal."

"Jas, 5 to 6 inches is normal. You're an outlier at 9 inches."

Jason's eyes widened. "Really. Huh. No wonder they were happy to get me. Oh, hang on. She's starting." he said sitting down. "She loves grinding homework with me. Right now, guessing my cock is sitting in her vag lips. Feels fucking weird at this size. She feels huge."

"Jas, yea. They charge you to rent your own cock?"

Sitting back he said, "Yea. It's a trick that's passed around the boards. You want to go to a bar, or clubbing but don't want to use the toilet? Rent your cock and leave it in the tub or shower. I do it when I go to classes or out drinking. Real convenient since I have my own bathroom. When I get home, rinse and rent."

"I thought you had an empty leg. Kinda smart."

Jason closed his eyes. "Yea. Smart people out there." His eyes unfocused as he paused and shifted his hips. "I love when she does that."

"Yo, TMI. I don't want to know what you and Aimee are doing." Tony said, as Jason dropped his head on the sofa back.

An hour later Tony came out of his room. Jason was in the chair in front of the game console.

"Back to the game?"

"Back to the game, back to normal," Jason said patting his green-lit crotch "and making some money" swiping up on the phone. "Yea, man."