Witty Banter

"You better use a fucking condom."

She turned towards me with her eyes glaring. Her tone was cutting and sharp, speaking through gritted teeth. She sat there with her matching set of violet patterned underwear and bra, all laced up and showing off just the right parts. She wiggled her butt as she lifted up and sat back onto her knees. She started to mutter something else as she stretched.

"I'm only doing this since I'm horny and my date canceled. Don't consider yourself lucky."

She growled out. I smirked, rolling my eyes, ignoring what she was trying to say. I had expected a casual hook up when she called this late wanting to come over but I had known her for far too long for this to not be a little more. I stood up to briskly walk over to my dresser and yanked open the second to the top drawer. I pulled out a roll of Jumbo XL condoms, staring down at them in my hand giving a light chuckle. I unrolled them with a fluff as she shifted back to look at me.

"Luke, you aren't an XL, put those away unless you are pulling out some giant dildo I didn't know you owned."

I huffed as a response, rolling my eyes shoving them back into the drawer. I pulled out the actual box of condoms I was looking for that got misplaced in another spot. I ripped one off the roll once I tore into the new box. I softly put the edge of the wrapper in my mouth so I could use both my hands to unbutton my pants. I pulled my cock free from my boxers, giving it a few tugs with one hand. With my fumbling skills I slid the condom on my tip and rolled it all the way down to my base.

She laid back down, settling in, nuzzling her head onto a nearby pillow. She gently set her feet on the ground and wiggled her ass to show she was ready on the edge of the bed. I padded up behind her. I grabbed a handful of her ass as I put my hips against hers. I started to grind myself back and forth. She was pretty warm against me.

She pushed out a breath as she gripped the pillow not making any noise yet. I slithered a hand to rest itself on her shoulder and started to rock my hips instead of a grinding motion. She let out a huff. She wiggled her ass against me briefly. She was a tough nut to crack, but that just meant I had to try harder.

I have no clue why she called me specifically this late at night. I had next to no idea why she would want to fuck me out of all the people in our friend group. I continued to roll my hips in a slow rhythmic manner. I casually peered around to eye the box I was looking for. It was shoved out of the way barely peering out.

"Stay right there, I need to get something."

I padded over across the room to grab the black box I had slipped some goodies into a few weeks ago. It had a red ribbon wrapped around it that got pulled apart to open it. I had planned to use them on my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. She ended up breaking up with me before the shipment arrived. Such is life though.

I opened the box and slid it open to reveal a toy I thought she would like. I used a wipe to wipe it off before heading back over to where she was awkwardly standing now. I wandered down to my knees, I was merely a foot away from where I so wanted to be. I shifted the toy to nuzzle it against her entrance, slipping it under her underwear. I shifted back to the spot I was at originally to stare at her for a moment.

I pulled my hands around her waist as I rose to my feet. I snaked my left hand to the button on the vibrator and turned it on. She started to wiggle softly against me. She contained the gentle coo I knew she wanted to do.

"Why do you have a vibrator laying around?"

She spoke to me in an accusatory voice. She shifted from side to side holding in her urge to start fully participating still. She took a deep breath as she slowly started to relax. She huffed out a quiet breathy sigh into the nearby pillow she had melted into. Her legs started to grow unsteady wobbling.

"You know I did have a girlfriend up until recently."

I chose to relay this information in a matter of fact tone. She started to pull her legs up onto the bed. Her toes wiggled as she settled in. I could hear a mild squeak escape her as I started to hump and grind harder. A vibrator tends to do the trick to soften a woman. It was almost like a secret weapon.

"How was I supposed to know that when you are such a hermit?"

She nearly let a croak out as she turned to stare daggers back at me. She had always been a fussy individual so I wouldn't expect any less from her constant banter. I had been a little distant lately but not too much more than normal. I did work from home and kept myself practically stuffed to the gills with activities and hobbies so I would have very little time to think.

"I'm not a hermit. I just work a 9 to 5 most weekdays and I have a second job I work on weekends. It's not like I'm trying to ignore you guys."

I leaned down to huff into her ear as I let the words fall out. I could tell she was curious and couldn't quite put the mental pieces together at the moment. I could feel how hot her skin was in my hands. I squeezed against her sides with my fingertips.

"Well it feels like it..."

She let out a resigned huff as she scooted underneath me to get comfortable as she accepted the situation and my answer. Her words almost sounded like a complaint but I couldn't quite tell. She had burrowed her way to be hogging the pillow at the point. Her resolve seemed to be weakening.

"Are you just going to sit and complain or will you actually let me fuck you? If you flip over I bet I can make this better or even the tiniest bit less awkward."

She paused, giving out a firm squeak. I was nearing my limit of her acting like she wasn't enjoying this when I could feel how limp she was in my hands. I could make out each and every huff as her stomach sucked in with each unsteady breath. I tried to cool my temper though.

"I... I'll think about it..."

She stammered out not turning or shifting to reply. She didn't even move or react for the most part. She held steady on the path she was choosing. I rolled my eyes yet again as I gave her a hard slam against her with my hips. I leaned down to weasel more words into her ear.

"Will you actually or are you just going to be stubborn as always?"

"No...."

"No, what?"

"I... I'll accept it..."

I growled at her as she softly whimpered out, fully wiggling against me demonstrating her want to make me shut up. I rolled my eyes yet again doing as she so rudely suggested. I started to run my hand up and down the lace she was wearing to feel the texture underneath my fingertips. I traced my fingers over the hooks of her bra deciding what my next move would be.

She did eventually relax fully onto the bed letting go of all of her resistance. She huffed out a weak moan into the pillow she had claimed as hers. She let out a coo as she tightened her now forming death grip. I could see her through the narrow section not covered by her face, giving a soft bite to her lip.

"Do you want to turn over now?"

I cooed into her ear in a breathy fashion trailing my tongue up from the base to the top. She let out a whimper as I pulled my mouth away. A wicked smirk appeared on my face. I liked how much she was melting and relaxing by this point. She seemed to be more pleased rather than in a state of displeasure.

"No..."

She whined as I kept sliding my hands forward and back along her sides. I slowly stopped to tease at the top of her underwear gently sliding a finger into them then back out. She flicked me a gaze as she lifted up just enough to let herself take in a deep breath settling back down yet again.

"Why not? I can eat you out if you want~"

I gave her a firmer rub up and down bearing down my fingertips along her hips. I started to roll her onto her side with ease. She didn't weigh much so it wasn't hard. She huffed as a reply to the movement. Once we were both on our sides I gave her a yank to have her pressed up against me. She squeaked as I lined myself back between her tights. She curled her legs to get comfortable against mine. I shifted forward slithering a hand to pull the vibrator off and out of her underwear. She sighed and pulled the pillow to be over her face as it had loosened in the position change.

"Can I please take off your underwear now?"

I tried to ask as sweetly as I could, filling my voice with honey trying to coax her in. She nodded a hard nod preparing herself. I hooked my finger under the band of her underwear and pulled them down and off of her in a swift movement. She kept her legs firmly shut as I rocked myself against her tights. I could make out another coo as I continued to grind.

I shifted my hand to set itself on her now bare hip trailing its way to her front. I tried my softest to snake my hands between her thighs from the front to try to find what I was looking for. I applied a little more pressure just enough for her thighs to peel apart for me to plant my middle finger on her clit. She squeezed the pillow giving out a whimper. I started to swirl in a circle slowly. I continued to hump against her, giving her two different sensations to deal with.

She kept letting out fluttering noises into the pillow. I kept my wrist planted and I swirled my finger a little faster. She squeezed tightly as I gave her a good solid bounce once. I kept surging my hips forward in a rhythmic pursuit. I wanted her to be a puddle by the time I was done with her.

"Ahh~"

"Ohhhh~ are you finally liking my touch?"

I cooed as a response to her whine. She slowly nodded her head. She shifted one hand to gently hold onto my arm as I continued to swirl my one finger a little faster. Her legs had become limp allowing me to hook one arm under them. I slid my finger a little farther to get it wet with her juices. Ughhhh it sunk in so nicely!

I scooted my arm readjusting to be able to keep her leg lifted and hopefully my hand low enough to sink into her again. It weaseled its way in nicely. She squirmed as I sunk in gripping onto my arm. I started with a slow pace working its way up till it would be a proper fingerfucking. She let out another whimper and gripped onto me harder.

"Do you feel nice and warmed up now?"

I asked rather sternly, letting my excitement ooze into my voice. She nodded her head rather quickly after. I picked up my pace temporarily to add to the sensations. I was so antsy to continue. I could feel my cock twitching between her thighs.

"Will you let me eat you out now? There's no need to be embarrassed~"

I spoke to her sweetly trying to lull her in with my voice. She kept squirming and bucking, letting out a weak yeah. I pulled my soaking finger out of her as I sat her leg down to sit up. I took the moment to slither down to the end of the bed. I gave her a yank to pull her down to meet me. Her legs dangled on either side of my shoulders. I leaned in adjusting her to be in the perfect place. She sat there fully open for me. I sat each leg on my shoulders. She was glistening with anticipation.

"Fuckkkk, sweetie. You are soaking wet! Why didn't you tell me you were this needy?"

She just whimpered at my comment. I shifted my face forward, sticking my tongue out to tongue at her lips. I shifted to snake my finger into her entrance slowly sinking it into that wetness again. She wiggled against my face, blurting out a moan into the pillow she had reclaimed. I moved to flick my tongue near where her clit was. She started to grind her hips.

"Good Girl~ keep this up and I can fuck you soon just like you wanted."

I cooed out at her as I leaned back to take in the sight of her. She kept letting her moans fall out of her as her toes started to curl on either side of me. She also tasted amazing and all I wanted for the moment was to be buried between her legs. I took the moment to appreciate this before leaning back in.

"Ohhhhhhhh~ you like that?"

She nodded, whimpering out a quiet yes. That smirk returned to my lips as I lapped a few more times before cooing out to her yet again. I suckled on her clit as my fingers continued pressing into her wetness. I was so ready to fuck her.

"You needy for my cock? You want me inside you?"

"Y... yeah... please"

She spoke out weakly. She scooted to plant her feet up onto the bed fully splayed open. I took this opportunity to check the condom I had put on. I looked down to make sure it hadn't rolled at all, I gave my cock a few tugs as I rose to be standing. I lined myself up as she rested her legs on my sides. I rubbed the head just along her lips, she really was soaking. She was so warm and inviting against me.

I gently teased just the tip in as she practically swallowed me. She bucked forward trying to pull me in. I obliged her. I sunk the rest into her hilting. Ughhhhh fuckkkk she really made this hard to bust super quickly. She felt so much better than I had expected. She squeaked as I pulled half way out to sink back in again. She pulled herself up enough to grip onto my hips. I couldn't help myself from continuing to hilt again and again inside her.

"Fuck me, you feel good."

I moaned out in a blurt, I tried to keep it under my breath but it definitely wasn't. I could hear how wet she was with each slam of my hips. She writhed against me as I kept up my pace. She started to coo out my name which surprised me. I would have expected her to try to keep this less formal. Her huffs filled my ears and her beautiful body filled my eyes.

This was going to be a hell of a night.

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Thank you so much for reading! This one was sitting as a draft for a long time but here it is in its full glory! I hope you enjoyed it!