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Living Dolls 42.6
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While I stood there waiting for the limo to show up, I figured 'prepping' for my little 'discussion' with Alan's daughter, Laoise, might be advantageous.
So I started searching my inventory. Planning on pulling my tablet to change some features on myself might be the trick to handle ALL these women that I was dealing with.
Still I searched my inventory FIRST before pulling out my tablet to see what I have that might be the key to getting what I want.
I knew my discussion with Laoise would be a game changer to my life as it opened further discussions to Alan and possibly widening my wealth.
I had rescanned the items that were being copied to see if there was anything I was missing as I went past the doll knowing that it wasn't ready yet though I had FIVE dolls meaning I could sacrifice one to the gods of chance and make Laoise my doll.
But that was too easy.
And I was still uncertain 'WHAT' the doll would fully do.
I mean, I could use one of Laoise. Make her my doll and figure out MORE what the doll does now that Holly wasn't part of my life.
Though I was curious about the dolls and their impact it still felt like this was the wrong option to handle Laoise.
The vials was also not the option to winning over Laoise, especially if Alan was right about Laoise being controlled into turning herself into a bimbo thanks to DeShawn the Blödmann wasn't the right option.
I knew the Dom Juice would be clutch to BEGIN the discussion with Laoise. I wasn't ready to pull it out and already kind of knew all the pros and cons to the amazing liquid.
The underwear was pointless at this moment as it didn't help me with anything dealing with Laoise... yet.
And the cloned willy was a pointless gesture.
So I moved onto the next items because last time I had stopped there after seeing the cloned willy was of ME being cloned.
I saw the copying of the clone a mouth and almost laughed at that being copied not knowing THAT was being copied. I almost pulled it from being copied as I didn't see the point of THAT item so I simply moved on putting a note to self to pull it later.
I saw some food items being copied and kind of lingered on the chocolates that I had put into my bag when the girls, Jeanette, Megan, and Ashley were doing their little girls sex night without me. I kind of laughed at those items and shrugged at them.
Some more food.
Some drinks.
Each item was becoming more and more pointless in my 'need' for my upcoming conversation with Laoise that would be my 'game changer'.
Until I saw TWO items that made me blink.
In one box being copied I saw a literal collar and the other item looked like tape.
I blinked at the two items and lightly wondered 'What the hell are THOSE?'
Being curious I reached in and selected the collar as I pulled it out.
The moment I pulled out the lacy collar I blinked as information flowed into my brain.
Lace Choker Collar
Item: Wearable Collar
Type: Common
Magical Item Type: Unknown/Scarce
Owner: Reece Samuel Knight
Wearer: Unknown
Traits:
• Collar has been imbued with magical energy during Owner's awakening
• Self healing has been unlocked
◦ Elastic never tears
◦ Fabric never tears
• Ultra comfortable
◦ Wearer will forget its even on
• Wearer will experience 10x stimulation to erogenous zones AND will experience 10x enjoyment through ANY and ALL orifices used during fornication/intercourse
◦ CAUTION: ITEM WILL MAKE WEARER AUTOMATICALLY HORNY AS IT RAISE EACH STAT (SENSITIVITY, VAGINAL LUBRICATION, EROGENOUS ZONES) BY 10X
▪ WARNING: WHEN WORN ITEM WILL MAGNIFY ADDITIONAL MAGIC ITEMS INCLUDING MAGICAL TATTOO(S)
▪ EXAMPLE: WITH PLEASURE TATTOO INDIVIDUAL WEARING ITEM WILL EXPERIENCE 35X STIMULATION TO EROGENOUS ZONES AND EXPERIENCE 35X ENJOYMENT THROUGH ANY AND ALL ORIFICES USED DURING FORNICATION THUS ACHIEVING STRONGER ORGASMS
▪ EXAMPLE: WITH PLEASURE TATTOO WILL CAUSE ADDITIONAL FEATURE OF ADDING G-SPOTS TO ORIFICES AND OBJECTS (SUCH AS NIPPLES) 99.9% MORE LIKELY
▪ WARNING: WHEN WORN WILL CAUSE WEARER'S VAGINAL SECRETIONS TO INCREASE 10x
▪ WARNING: WHEN WORN AND IF WEARER IS CURRENTLY LACTATING LACTATION WILL MAGNIFY DURING DURATION OF BEING WORN BY 10x
◦ CAUTION: IF WEARER HAS THE ABILITY TO SQUIRT, INDIVIDUAL WILL SQUIRT 10-35X HARDER AND EMPTY THEIR RESERVOIR OF FLUIDS SOONER
▪ WARNING: ONCE RESERVOIR IS DEPLETED THEIR ORGASMS WILL STILL CAUSE POWERFUL ORGASMS AND WILL ACT LIKE THEIR SQUIRTING BUT HAVE NOTHING IN THE TANK
▪ WARNING: CONTINUED INTERCOURSE WITH A DRY RESERVOIR WILL CAUSE ELECTROLYTE IMBALANCE FOR SEVERAL MINUTES TO HOURS AFTER FORNICATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED
◦ CAUTION: WEARER HAS A 75% PROBABLY OF BECOMING A SQUIRTER
◦ CAUTION: ONCE SQUIRTING HAS BEEN UNLOCKED TO WEARER 50% PROBABLY OF BECOMING PERMANENT
▪ WARNING: IF BLÖDMANN WEARS ITEM INDIVIDUAL WILL EXPERIENCE 55X STIMULATION TO EROGENOUS ZONES AND EXPERIENCE 55X ENJOYMENT THROUGH ANY AND ALL ORIFICES USED DURING FORNICATION THUS ACHIEVING STRONGER ORGASMS
▪ EXAMPLE: SUCH EXTREME ORGASMS WILL CAUSE WEARER TO PASS OUT AND EXPERIENCE PROLONGED ORGASM LIKE EFFECTS FOR LONG DURATIONS UNTIL CONSCIOUSNESS HAS BEEN REGAINED
▪ EXAMPLE: SUCH EXTREME ORGASMS WILL CAUSE WEARER TO CHANGE OR HAVE COMPLEX FEELINGS THAT EXCEED LOVE TO PARTNER WHILE WORN
▪ WARNING: IF BLÖDMANN WEARS ITEM AND IS UNPROTECTED WILL CAUSE VAGINAL SECRETIONS TO MAGNIFY BY 35-55X
▪ WARNING: IF BLÖDMANN WEARS ITEM WHILE LACTATING LACTATION WILL MAGNIFY BY 35-55X
▪ WARNING: IF LACTATION IS PRESENT AND IS MAGNIFIED WHETHER TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT WEARER WILL NEED TO INCREASE CALORIC INTAKE FOR LACTATION MAGNIFICATION
▪ WARNING: IF BLÖDMANN FAILS TO INCREASE CALORIC INTAKE THROUGH APPETITE CONTROL WILL CAUSE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS:
▪ FAINTING
▪ MALNUTRITION
▪ DIZZINESS
▪ UNCONSCIOUSNESS
▪ PROLONGED SLEEPING
▪ DISRUPTION OF BODILY WASTE
▪ MUSCLE LOSS
▪ BONE LOSS
▪ HEART PALPITATIONS
▪ HEART ATTACK
▪ FOGGY MEMORY
▪ EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMERS
▪ SUGGESTED INTAKE EQUALS 350-500k PER CUP SIZE TO OFFSET LACTATION MAGNIFICATION WHETHER TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT
• Wearer will have tattoos added to them more easily if worn during fornication
◦ CAUTION: WEARER WILL HAVE MORE UNIQUE TATTOOS ADDED TO THEIR BODY
▪ WARNING: BLÖDMANNS WILL UNLOCK MORE UNIQUE TATTOOS ADDED TO THEM IF WORN
▪ WARNING: BLÖDMANNS CAN 'ACCIDENTALLY' ABSORB COLLAR IF WORN TOO LONG MAKING MAGNIFIED STIMULATION TO EROGENOUS ZONES/ORIFICES PERMANENT
▪ WARNING: DO NOT CHAIN ITEM AND HAVE MULTIPLE ITEM ON ONE INDIVIDUAL AS IT'LL CAUSE VARIOUS CONSEQUENCES
▪ GUARANTEE ABSORPTION WHETHER WEARER IS BLÖDMANN OR NOT
▪ MAGNIFICATION WILL DEPEND ON HOW MANY ITEMS WORN
▪ EXAMPLE: 2 ITEMS ABSORBED MULTIFICATION IS NOW 100-550X DEPENDING ON WEARER
▪ EXAMPLE: 3 ITEMS ABSORBED MULTIFICATION IS NOW 1000-5500X
▪ WARNING: ONCE ITEM HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM WEARER, IF ITEM HAS NOT BEEN ABSORBED, WEARER WILL HAVE COOL DOWN (AKA SORENESS AND ULTRA SENSITIVITY) IF RIGOROUS INTERCOURSE OCCURS ON ANY AND ALL ORIFICES USED DURING INTERCOURSE
▪ COOL DOWN WILL VARY FROM WEARER TO WEARER
▪ APPROXIMATE COOL DOWN ON AVERAGE IS 36 - 72 HRS
I blinked as the information flowed into my head and spoke to no one in particular, "Well that's cool!" I squinted at the item as I spoke outloud, "Is this thing even legal?" Then I added while looking at the elastic fabric, "And WHY do you come with so many warnings?"
Then I thought 'Wait! When did I get a collar?'
I lightly looked at the lace choker collar wondering WHEN I got such an item.
Was it when I asked Gale for some items to entertain Sophia?
Didn't I give everything back?
So WHEN did I get this collar?
And WHY did I have this collar?
I thought and thought but couldn't think of WHEN I had this collar as I was SURE I didn't have it before I was knocked out.
I shrugged after not coming up with an appropriate answer to explain HOW I got a choker collar.
I sighed as I put the collar back in my bag of holding,"Better make sure none of my Blödmann's wear you so I don't have to worry about all the warnings," as I put it back in the copy boxes with its mates.
Then I pulled out the next item.... the tape. And once again information flowed into my mind.
Bondage Tape (Black)
Item: Vinyl/Plastic Tape
Type: Common
Traits:
• Soft low adhesive tape meant for beginner/moderate individuals for bondage/masochist play
• Can be used for a WIDE variety of reasons and uses
I looked at the type and mused as I nodded as I thought 'Well at least THAT didn't change."
I chuckled as I put the tape away as I thought 'Guess the bag can only do ONE thing' as I semi thought that the tape would also be magically imbued just like the collar did.
Is it wrong that I suddenly thought EVERYTHING got magically imbued when I brought them out.
Aluminium Can
Item: Canned Coffee
Type: Common
Traits:
• Contains 6.5 fl oz of Espresso and Cream
◦ Espresso Strength: Mild
◦ Cream: Semi Sweet
◦ Calories: 130k
• Ingredients
◦ Water
◦ Espresso
▪ Bean Type: Medium Blend
◦ Creme
▪ Creme Type: Diary
Aluminium Can
Item: Canned Energy Drink
Type: Common
Traits:
• Contains 16 fl oz of Caffeine/Taurine/B12 Vitamins
• Caffeine Strength: Mild
• Calories: 210k
• Flavor: Orange Creme
After about the fifth item that I pulled out as each one gave me simplistic information I pretty gave up on seeing if any other item got magically imbued though I was still surprised that the collar somehow got magically imbued and nothing else did.
That is UNTIL I pulled out the chocolate candy.
Aphrodisiac Chocolate
Item: Chocolate
Type: Common
Traits:
• Aphrodisiac Chocolate meant to heighten arousal, sensitivity and mood to anyone who eats said candy.
◦ Magically Imbued to GUARANTEE heighten arousal, sensitivity and mood to anyone who eats said candy
• Arousal Rate: 250% ~ 500%
◦ Duration: 8 - 36 hours
• Sensitivity Rate: 150% ~ 300%
◦ Duration: 8 - 36 hours
• Mood: 100% ~ 250%
◦ Duration: 8 - 36 hrs
• WARNING: EDIBLE CANDY HAS BEEN MAGICALLY IMBUED TO GUARANTEE RESULTS; RESULTS/DURATION WILL VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON
• Ingredients
◦ Cocoa
◦ Horny Goats Weed
◦ Maca Root
◦ Kanna
• Added Ingredients
◦ Pheromones
◦ Aphrodisiac
◦ Caffeine
I blinked looking at the chocolate as I thought 'Huh!'
Then I started to wonder because the collar and the chocolate were sex related that those two were magically imbued.
Why didn't the tape change?
I mean BOTH were basically the same thing.
And was this different from the Dom Juice?
I almost pulled out the dom juice but I looked up and saw a limousine pull around the roundabout as a driver instantly jumped out and lightly looked around as he spoke, "Are you Mr. Knight?"
I nodded, "Yep."
The driver looked relieved as he rushed around the vehicle and opened the rear door for me, "If you please, I'll take you to your destination."
I sighed as I put the chocolate into my bag of hold before walking forward.
As I approached the man's information flowed into my brain as I instantly waved it away trying to not 'see' the person's information as my eyes just settled on the person's name.
Name: Joseph Caffel
I sighed but was semi thankful so much useless information wasn't transmitted into my brain.
As I got to the door the man, Joseph, spoke, "I'm Joe. I'll be your driver for the day until your last location. I have been instructed to drive you to the Aria, is that correct?"
I sighed, "Looks like it," I smiled, "And I'm Reece."
Joe nodded with a polite smile, "Just call me Joe."
I looked at him being polite, "And I prefer Reece. Not MR. Knight."
He nodded minimally again, "Alright, Reece." He leaned his head towards the long vehicle, "If you please."
I sighed and nodded as I got into the limousine. I just sat in the passenger seat in the back without really moving as Joe closed the door on me.
I lightly looked around the vehicle seeing it looked like a stereotypical limousine that I've seen in just about every movie and television though this was my first time being in one.
I lightly looked around and mused nodding as compared what I saw to what I've seen in TV/Movies. It was A LOT but not TOO much to where I momentarily went 'Oooooo' and 'Awwwweee' before shrugging and moving onto my next thing I needed to do with my time in Vegas QUICKLY changing on me.
I pulled out my tablet from my bag and easily pulled up my information right as Joe got into the driver's seat up front and was already moving.
I quickly navigated to my 'enhancement' list seeing all the options to 'Change' each enhancement.
I selected the first obvious enhancement that needed to be changed to handle everything that seemed to be happening around me.
HyperSpermia: HyperSpermia is a rare condition that focuses on the individual's volume to release reproductive fluids during procreation and effect overall health.
Slated percentage: 150%
Volume Released: 12.7 mL
Refresh Rate: 75%
Current Release(s) in Testicles: 12 (15 Max)
Natural Decay Rate: 3mL/hr
Absorption: 50%
Testosterone Conversion: 50ng/.25mL
Matter Conversion: 95k/1mL
Refresh Rate: 1mL/30min
Overproduction: N/A
WARNING: INCREASING THIS STAT WILL ALSO INCREASE LIBIDO, REFRACTION, AND METABOLISM TO COMBAT HYPERSPERMIA.
Do you wish to change 'HyperSpermia'? Yes or No?
Yes.
PLEASE INDICATE HOW MUCH.
200%?
Slated percentage: 200%
Volume Released: 15.3mL
Refresh Rate: 100%
Current Release(s) in Testicles: 12 (17 max)
Natural Decay Rate: 3mL/30min
Absorption: 75%
Testosterone Conversion: 45ng/.15mL
Matter Conversion: 250k/1mL
Refresh Rate: 1mL/2min
Overproduction: Active
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 200% WILL ALSO INCREASE LIBIDO TO 200%, REDUCED REFRACTION TO 200% AND METABOLISM CONTROL TO 200%.
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 200% WILL CAUSE THE FOLLOWING EFFECTS:
• INCREASED VOLUME OF SEMEN RELEASED PER ORGASM: 15.3mL
• INCREASED REFRESH OF SEMEN PRODUCED AFTER ORGASM: 100%
• REFRESH RATE PER RELEASE: 1mL/2 minutes
• MATTER CONVERSION RATE: 150k/1mL
• INCREASED LIMIT IN TESTICLES
◦ CURRENT HOLD: 183.7mL
▪ MAX HOLD: 275.4mL
◦ WARNING: DO NOT LET TESTICLES HOLD MORE THAN 275.4mL AS REFRESH RATE EXCEEDS NATURAL HOLD
• WARNING: SUGGESTED HYPERSPERMIA RATE 150% TO NEGATE OVERPRODUCTION
Hmmm.....
Let's see what happens at 300%
Slated percentage: 300%
Volume Released: 25.2mL
Refresh Rate: 200%
Current Release(s) in Testicles: 12 (24 max)
Natural Decay Rate: 1mL/15min
Absorption: 45%
Testosterone Conversion: 30ng/.15mL
Matter Conversion: 250k/1mL
Refresh Rate: 1mL/15 seconds
Overproduction: Active
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 300% WILL ALSO INCREASE LIBIDO TO 250%, REDUCED REFRACTION TO 250% AND METABOLISM CONTROL TO 400%.
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 300% WILL CAUSE THE FOLLOWING EFFECTS:
• INCREASED VOLUME OF SEMEN RELEASED PER ORGASM: 25.2mL
• INCREASED REFRESH OF SEMEN PRODUCED AFTER ORGASM: 200%
◦ REFRESH RATE PER RELEASE: 1mL/15 seconds
• REFRACTORY NEGATED CAUSING PERMA-ERECTION
• MATTER CONVERSION RATE: 250k/1mL
• WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 300% WILL CAUSE CALORIC INTAKE NEEDED TO BE RAISED TO 4000k/day
• WARNING: IF CALORIC INTAKE DOES NOT MATCH SUGGESTED INTAKE POSSIBLE EFFECTS CAN OCCUR
◦ Hunger Pains
◦ Fatigue
◦ Electrolyte Imbalances
◦ Fainting
• INCREASED LIMIT IN TESTICLES
◦ CURRENT HOLD: 183.7mL
▪ MAX HOLD: 368mL
• WARNING: OVERPRODUCTION CAN AND WILL OCCUR AT 300%
◦ WARNING: DO NOT LET TESTICLES HOLD MORE THAN 368mL AS REFRESH RATE EXCEEDS NATURAL HOLD
• WARNING: SUGGESTED HYPERSPERMIA RATE 150% TO NEGATE OVERPRODUCTION
Oookkkkk.....
How far does this slider go?
500%
Slated percentage: 500%
Volume Released: 30mL (MAX)
Refresh Rate: 500%
Current Release(s) in Testicles: 12 (30 MAX)
Natural Decay Rate: 1mL/30min
Absorption: 30%
Testosterone Conversion: 15ng/.15mL
Matter Conversion: 500k/1mL
Refresh Rate: 1mL/1 seconds
Overproduction: Active
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 500% WILL ALSO INCREASE LIBIDO TO 500%, REDUCED REFRACTION TO 500% AND METABOLISM CONTROL TO 1000%.
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 500% WILL CAUSE THE FOLLOWING EFFECTS:
• INCREASED VOLUME OF SEMEN RELEASED PER ORGASM: 30mL
• INCREASED REFRESH OF SEMEN PRODUCED AFTER ORGASM: 500%
◦ REFRESH RATE PER RELEASE: 1mL/1 seconds
• REFRACTORY NEGATED CAUSING PERMA-ERECTION
• MATTER CONVERSION RATE: 500k/1mL
• WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 500% WILL CAUSE CALORIC INTAKE NEEDED TO BE RAISED TO 15000k/day
• WARNING: IF CALORIC INTAKE DOES NOT MATCH SUGGESTED INTAKE POSSIBLE EFFECTS CAN OCCUR
◦ Hunger Pains
◦ Fatigue
◦ Electrolyte Imbalances (GUARANTEED)
◦ Fainting (GUARANTEED)
◦ BLOOD IN SEMEN
• PAINFUL ORGASMS/RELEASES
• PAIN IF NOT RELEASED OFTEN ENOUGH
• INCREASED LIMIT IN TESTICLES
◦ CURRENT HOLD: 183.7mL
▪ MAX HOLD: 400mL (MAX)
• WARNING: OVERPRODUCTION CAN AND WILL OCCUR AT 300%
• WARNING: DO NOT LET TESTICLES HOLD MORE THAN 400mL AS REFRESH RATE EXCEEDS NATURAL HOLD
• WARNING: GUARANTEED PAIN AS TESTICLES WILL BE FULL AT ALL TIMES
• WARNING: POSSIBLE TESTICULAR RUPTURE/EXPLOSION CAN OCCUR THROUGH OVERPRODUCTION
• WARNING: POSSIBLE ATROPHY CAN OCCUR ONCE TESTICLE HAS BEEN RUPTURED/EXPLODED THROUGH OVERPRODUCTION
• WARNING: SUGGESTED HYPERSPERMIA RATE 150% TO NEGATE OVERPRODUCTION
Wow! That's A LOT of fucking Warnings.
Way too many for me to even think about putting my HyperSpermia at 500%.
Why the FUCK is it there if there were so many damned warnings?
And who in their right mind wants BLOOD in the semen?
And how much pain are we talking here?
And now there's possible RUPTURE and EXPLOSION in my nuts? Hell NO!!!
I sighed as it was obvious that whoever created this system was either diabolical or a demon for letting THAT be an option.
Like, who in their right mind wants ANY of that?
My only answer was a deranged individual would want ANY of the outliners at 500% and would HAVE to be completely mental to even think about putting THAT at 500%.
I 'think' the ONLY logical choice was to meet in the middle and put the Hyperspermia at 175%.
Slated percentage: 175%
Volume Released: 16.5mL
Refresh Rate: 110%
Current Release(s) in Testicles: 12 (17 max)
Natural Decay Rate: 2.5mL/30min
Absorption: 70%
Testosterone Conversion: 45ng/0.15mL
Matter Conversion: 100k/1mL
Refresh Rate: 1mL/10min
Overproduction: Active
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 175% WILL ALSO INCREASE LIBIDO TO 185%, REDUCED REFRACTION TO 170% AND METABOLISM CONTROL TO 190%.
WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 175% WILL CAUSE THE FOLLOWING EFFECTS:
• INCREASED VOLUME OF SEMEN RELEASED PER ORGASM: 16.5mL
• INCREASED REFRESH OF SEMEN PRODUCED AFTER ORGASM: 100%
◦ REFRESH RATE PER RELEASE: 1mL/10 minutes
• MATTER CONVERSION RATE: 100k/1mL
• WARNING: INCREASING HYPERSPERMIA TO 175% WILL CAUSE CALORIC INTAKE NEEDED TO BE RAISED TO 2500k/day
• INCREASED LIMIT IN TESTICLES
◦ CURRENT HOLD: 183.7mL
▪ MAX HOLD: 280mL
• WARNING: DO NOT LET TESTICLES HOLD MORE THAN 280mL AS REFRESH RATE EXCEEDS NATURAL HOLD
• WARNING: SUGGESTED HYPERSPERMIA RATE 150% TO NEGATE OVERPRODUCTION
Do you wish to increase 'HyperSpermia' to 175%? Yes or No?
Yes.
Changes Accepted. Please allow 6 hours for effects to reflect.
Then I saw a countdown next to HyperSpermia, along with a countdown for Libido, Refraction and Appetite Control.
At least the numbers will work more in my favor after noticing that I could only handle so many orgasms before I was officially pooped.
I was hoping the added 25% will allow me to keep up with what was going on. If not, I guess I can change that later or change it back to 150% if 175% is too much.
With that done I decided eating now might be advantageous after not eating since this morning which was almost 7 hours ago.
I put the tablet back into my bag of holding as I pulled out the arm length breakfast burrito and one of the litres of soda that I had in my bag.
I quickly went to town as I started munching on the burrito, easily scarfing down the entire burrito WAY before the limousine even touched the strip as the driver seemed to take the back route as we entered the Aria from the back.
Is it bad that the burrito barely felt like it satiated my current hunger?
I sighed as I watched the limo navigate the back before we pulled onto the strip for half a minute and were pulling into the Aria from the front.
I waited patiently as the limo drove up to the front as it appeared that someone was waiting because as soon as the limo drove up a man literally ran up to the passenger door and opened the door before the limo was even in park.
The door almost flung open as the suited man spoke, "Are you Mr. Knight?"
I sighed and spoke, "Yes."
The man stepped aside holding out his arm towards the entrance, "If you please follow me."
I sighed as I stepped out and my eyes told me the person was Chad Sharp.
I stepped aside as Chad quickly closed the door to the limo before he started walking towards the entrance and I followed behind him. It was clear that Chad was instructed to not dilly dally as he walked to where even with my new stature I had to almost jog to keep up with him.
Chad briskly navigated us through the throngs of machines and tables before walking to a secluded location as he waved a key card at the entrance before the doors opened like we were entering any grocery store though the windows on the doors were definitely one way as we entered into the small room it was clear we could see out and no one could see in.
Again Chad waved the key card against a reader as the elevator came down and opened for us. Then he waved the key card again before the elevator rode up to the 59th floor.
Ever been on an elevator that escalated so fast that it felt like your nuts instantly touched the floor of the elevator and you felt like you lost three feet?
No?
Trust me it was a WEIRD experience.
For half a nano second I felt like I had transformed into a dwarf before I leveled out as the elevator basically rocketed us towards the 59th floor.
I almost wanted to time it but between my thought and us hitting the 59th floor was so quick I almost hit 3 mississippi before the elevator lurched to a stop and almost was launched to the roof.
Was there fucking rocket boosters under the damn elevator?
I walked out of the elevator suddenly knowing how an accordion felt like and each step I swore I heard my body sound like an accordion.
I had to ignore my almost comedic interlude in my head as I almost jogged to keep up with Chad as he briskly walked to a door before stopping on the other side and faced me, "Here we are, sir."
I blinked as I approached and Chad waved his key card to the door as it audibly clicked.
I sighed barely reading on the door read 'Villa 19' as I opened the door and entered.
The moment I entered into the room I instantly heard chaos as I heard a distinct feminine voice yell, "YOUR NOTHING BUT A FUCKING DICTATOR!!!"
Closely followed by another feminine voice, "YEAH GRAMPS!!"
Then I heard a distinct crash of something valuable being destroyed.
Then I heard Alan's voice, "Now girls." Before hearing a muttered, "Oh Shit!" As another distinct smashing of a glass-like object.
I looked around trying to figure out 'where' the noise was coming from, easily signaling it was coming from above me.
I walked in more as I spoke, "HELLO!"
I watched a head poke over the walkway above me seeing Alan's face as he instantly looked relieved followed by two young women looking down at me.
Alan INSTANTLY smiled, "Ah, Reece!"
As both girls just blinked at me before one smirked at me while the other just squinted at me.
Alan briskly walked towards the stairs and came down seeming jovial, "So GLAD you can make it!"
I walked towards me with outstretched arms as he approached and wrapped his arms around me as he whispered, "These two are fucking crazy! You NEED to help me!"
At least now Taylor's 'discussion' with me made more sense.
Alan pulled away holding me at arms length as I blinked and saw some obvious fatigue in both his face and clothing.
Then I watched both women come down the stairs stopping half way as I saw each had their own body language.
Alan turned to face both women as he wrapped his arm around me, "Girls, I'd like to introduce a close colleague that I've hired to discuss your conduct of late and hope we can come to certain," he swayed his head side to side before smiling, "terms that we all can abide by."
The one that looked the most pissed scoffed, "What? A shrink?"
The other one seemed less pissed and looked at the pissed one, "He looks too young to be a shrink." She looked at me smirking, "But cute."
I spoke, "Triple."
Both girls looked at me confused as I turned my attention to Alan and spoke again, "Triple."
Alan blinked semi shocked as I turned my attention to him, "I want triple."
Alan recovered his shock as he squinted not saying anything.
I shrugged and hooked my thumb towards the two and spoke, "Or you're on your own."
Alan quickly darted his attention towards the two girls still standing in the middle of the stairs looking down on us like we were peons as I saw the color drain from his face. He looked at me and squinted at me, poking me in the chest, "You BETTER deliver."
I smiled innocently, "That's all you had to say," I turned my attention to the women approaching, "I think some distance is in order." I looked back at Alan, "How about you go for a LONG walk," I shrugged, "maybe go smoke a cigar." I leaned in and whispered, "Maybe go a few rounds with Megan for the REST of the night."
I straightened hoping he caught my hint, which he did, as he again squinted at me but one last look at the duo he nodded looking at me, "Yeah, that sounds like a FANTASTIC idea." He turned and clapped his hands, "Girls, I'm going to leave you with my colleague, Mr. Reece Knight, and at least listen to what he has to say. I'll be gone for a while," he looked at me for a moment before clearing his throat, "and we will revisit this discussion tomorrow."
The pissed one stomped, "I want to leave TONIGHT," she pointed to him, "and be with DeShawn!"
Oh goodie, now I know WHO Laoise was before my eyes even went off.
Alan raised both hands as he spoke, "Tomorrow I promise."
He backed away towards the door before looking at me, "Good luck!" as he opened the door and almost ran out.
Laoise stared at the door with murderous rage, "That dirty old mother fucker!"
The other one, I was imagining was Aisling, spoke, "Typical."
I was still waiting for my eyes to go off and feed me information about each one but it seems they were still far enough away to where it wasn't going off.
Aisling looked at Laoise, "At least he left us with a cute guy."
Laoise instantly grimaced in obvious disgust as she looked at Aisling, "He's white!"
Aisling chuckled, "So?"
Laoise folded her arms, "I don't do white."
Prejudice much?
Aisling chuckled, "So? Grandpa said DISCUSS with this idiot. NOT fuck him."
Laoise rolled her eyes about to say something before I spoke, "Actually, you two can continue your little relationships with DeShawn and....," I forgot Aisling's beau as I pointed to her, "Devin?"
Aisling giggled but nodded.
I nodded as I continued, "I honestly don't really care WHO you two fall in love with." I shrugged, "I'm just here as a favor to Alan to," I held up my hands and made quotation marks, "'talk' with you about your beaus. All I ask you simply hear me out," I shrugged with a smile, "then just placade the old man until whatever."
Aisling looked at Laoise, "He does have a point."
Laoise looked at Aisling then me for a long moment folding her arms before she finally rolled her eyes, "Fine!" As she visibly relaxed.
I smiled as I lightly looked around, seeing the 'lounge area' with a nice couch and two chairs facing each other with a table.
I held out my hand towards the sofa with a smile, "If you please."
I watched both women walk down the stairs and got close enough to where my eyes registered and information flowed into my brain.
Name: Laoise Schwartzmann
Age: 29
DOB: Jan. 29, 20XX
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual
Relationship Status: Dating (DeShawn West)
Personality: Bratty/Strong Willed/Passionate
Attraction: 50%
Wealth: $????
Name: Aisling Schwartzmann
Age: 26
DOB: Apr. 4, 20XX
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian/Japanese
Sexual Orientation: Bi-sexual
Relationship Status: Dating (Devin Freeman)
Personality: Smart/Dedicated/Easy Going
Attraction: 100%
Wealth: $????
Though I already know which one was which it was nice seeing their information.
Laoise, much like how Alan basically described Laoise having that bimbo 'look' though there should have been more he should have mentioned.
It was apparent Laoise had her father's height as she stood a might taller than most girls I've been around but not by much. If I had to guess, Laoise stood a hair or two under six foot. Whatever looks she had MUST have come from her mother and not her father but it was also clear she had some cosmetic surgery done. From the looks of it I'd say she had some nose surgery and possibly some lip filler. She had that long wavy blonde hair that was au de bottle as her roots showed she wasn't blonde but brown. And though she seemed irritated she had those same intense blue eyes from her father.
Though she was wearing a tight dress that went down to her calves it was painted on showing she had that bimbo-esque hourglass frame.
As she passed I got to see her side profile telling me she was gifted not only in the front but the rear. How much of that was altered I wasn't sure.
Aisling, unlike Laoise who was very Caucasian had more Asian features mixed, and thanks to my eyes had some Japanese in her.
She was definitely shorter but not by much. If Laoise was close to six foot, then Aisling was roughly 5'8" or 5'7". Because of her Japanese heritage she had the markings of a Japanese doll but there were some similarities between her and Laoise showing they were from Alan's lineage. She had long black hair and like Laoise had Alan's intense blue eyes.
Much like Laoise she was gifted in the front but that was about it as she kept a more petite frame.
Unlike Laoise who was wearing a skin tight dress that went down to her calves, Aisling wore a more revealing pair of shorts that went to her thigh, thigh high to be exact, and an equally tight shirt that left little to the imagination.
I watched both women sit before I made my move as I smiled, "Would either of you like some refreshments?"
Laoise sighed, seeming annoyed as she flung her hair to the side, "Champagne."
Aisling was more friendly with her answer as she looked me in the eyes and smiled, "I could go for some whiskey."
I held my finger, getting their attention hiding my evil smirk, "I was thinking something a little exotic." I looked around as I crossed my arms pointing in different directions, "Which way to the bar?"
Aisling smiled and lightly chuckled at my obvious ploy to be silly while Laoise just looked at me flatly for a moment before she pointed to her right, my left, as she flatly spoke, "Bar is over there with the game room."
I looked to my left and nodded as I walked off to the left, noting the dual sided fireplace separating the main room I had left the girls that had a decent sized TV hanging above it into the living room which was just as massive as the common room back at the hotel. From the living room I walked into what I assumed was the gaming room that Laoise mentioned as I found a pool table just sitting there along with what looked like a poker table and surprise surprise a bar.
I walked up to the bar lightly looking at the alcohol situation before shaking my head and found what I was looking for... the shot glasses. I grabbed three glasses and 'was' about to walk away before a certain bottle caught my eye.... Malort.
I had seen various videos on the Ticky about Malort and smiled almost sadistically as I grabbed the bottle.... and three more shot glasses.
Before I left the 'game room' I reached into my bag of holding pulling out the bottle of Dom Juice just so I don't have to explain 'where' the bottle came from and stuffed the bottle in my back pocket.
With the bottle and six shot glasses I walked out of the bar and caught the pack of cards sitting on the poker table.
I quickly grabbed the cards as I amended my idea and walked back to the girls as I walked out of the game room, through the living room, and back into the room where the girls were waiting.
I walked up to the table setting down my collection as both women saw the bottle of Malort as both revolted in disgust as Aisling was looking at me with concern doubt mixed with obvious disdain in her eye, "Really? Malort? Is that what you wanted?"
Laoise followed, "Malort is NASTY!"
I smirked, ignoring them, "Here's how it's going to go just to make things interesting." I held up the cards, "We're going to play cards the ante is 'Answers' to questions. You can either take a shot of this," I held up the bottle of Malort, "or you can take a shot of this," I pulled the bottle of Dom Juice from my back pocket.
Laoise and Aisling squinted at the bottle of Dom juice as Laoise spoke, "What's that?"
I shrugged, "Just a bottle of alkaline water."
Laoise rose her eyebrow, "So we either have the choice of drinking water OR NASTY Malort?"
I smiled at her, "When you don't want to tell me the truth," I shrugged being flat, "or if your answer is nasty then you can take the shot of Malort as penance for being rude."
I opened both bottles as I poured in a shot of Dom Juice to three glasses before sliding each to Aisling, Laoise and myself. Then I opened the bottle of Malort and did the same thing as I poured three shots and placed them in front of Laoise and Aisling along with myself.
I held up the deck, "The idea is we can play seven card no peek to make it interesting. You each ante up...." I swayed my head side to side, "5 answers per round. Whoever wins can ask whatever question they desire and they HAVE to be honest. If they're not honest or choose to not answer the question they take a shot of either the water or the Malort." I shrugged, "You can also simply tell someone to drink whichever as penance per answer." I smiled at them, "And if you want we can change the rules after a few hands."
I sat down as I pulled the cards out and began shuffling as I smiled at the women, "Sound fair?"
Both women looked at each other for a moment before Laoise squinted at me, "And do we HAVE to play?"
I shrugged, "I honestly don't care." I looked at her, "I'll just tell your dad you chose to not talk to me," I shrugged, "and you can continue having your accounts frozen until you agree to your pops." I smiled at her, "Or we can do this and after a few rounds," I shrugged, "And depending how the night goes you can say we had a LOVELY conversation and are now willing to listen to him." I looked at her, "The choice is yours."
Laoise was silent for a LONG moment as she obviously weighed her options before speaking, "So, let me get this straight. We play cards. I answer questions from you and what? We go about our lives after that?"
I nodded, "Pretty much," I shrugged, "There are some other rules but yeah you got the jist of it."
Aisling looked at me, "Like what other rules?"
I shrugged, "I don't know." I looked at the drinks before looking at Aisling and Laoise, "Folding is an automatic drink of both drinks and forfeiting seven answers instead of five." I smiled at her, "After we get to know each other after a few rounds maybe we can switch up the ante to clothes instead of answers making it strip seven card no peek," I wiggled my eyebrows, "And depending on how froggy you are you can ante whatever you desire."
Aisling gave me a shit eating grin, "Like SEXUAL favors?"
I shrugged, "Sure," I held up a finger, "BUT EVERYONE has to be cool with it."
Laoise folded her arms as she huffed, "I'm only wearing this dress that's not fair."
Aisling looked at her, "And you think I'm wearing more? I only have my top and shorts."
Laoise looked at Aisling, "Then why offer up sexual favors?"
Aisling waved at me, "Because he's HOT!"
Laoise looked me up and down before looking back at Aisling, "He's cute, I'll give you that. But he's not my preferred ethnic choice."
Aisling barked at Laoise, "Oh get off your high horse thinking ALL black men are BETTER than any other fucking race," she held up a finger, "I bet you," she pointed to me, "He can last longer than ANY black man INCLUDING your precious," she swayed her head being sassy, "DeShawn!"
Laoise huffed as she folded her arms semi pouting, "Like it's my fault blacks always have larger dicks." Laoise lightly looked at me and smirked looking back at Aisling holding up her pinkie, "I bet you he is no bigger than my pinkie!"
I blinked, almost wanting to prove something to her but Aisling looked at me with a smirk and held out her hand towards Laoise with a proud smile, "Bet!"
Laoise shook her hand, "What are the terms?"
Aisling shrugged, "I win," she tapped a finger to her lips before smiling, "I get a favor," she snapped her fingers, "No, I get your B Wagon."
Laoise blinked as she exclaimed, "My B Wagon?"
Aisling smirked as she nodded, "Yep."
Laoise sighed as she grumbled, "Fine!" She was quiet for a moment before she spoke, "And if I win you give your concert tickets to STB."
Aisling blinked as she exclaimed, "You don't even LIKE STB!"
Laoise smiled, "I don't but DeShawn's sister does."
Aisling waved at Laoise, "Then buy her fucking tickets."
Laoise smiled evilly, "This is more fun. Denying you your precious backstage pass."
Aisling squinted as she shook, "Fine, I accept."
Both women turned to me as I blinked, "Excuse me?"
Laoise folded her arms looking at me, "Go on, drop'em."
I looked at Laoise, "I didn't agree to ANY of this."
Laoise folded her arms, "You want us to talk to you, show you're willing to do anything to keep us entertained," she shrugged, "Or I go talk to my fiancée now and leave you with Aisling."
FUCK!
I smirked, "Fine," I held up my finger, "But on ONE condition."
Laoise smirked, "What's that?"
I reached under my shirt and slid my hand into my bag of holding as I pulled out the item that would change everything to my favor.... the new chokers.
I pulled the chokers from under my shirt and tossed them to both women, "Wear those for the duration of our 'talk' until I leave."
Both women caught the chokers as Laoise looked at me flatly holding up the choker, "Really? A choker." She tossed the fabric onto the table as she rolled her eyes, "That's so 90's."
Aisling smiled as she stretched the material around her head and put on the lace fabric around her neck smiling, "I'm down."
Laoise looked at Aisling flatly, "Of course you would."
Aisling looked at Laoise, "Come one, Lao, it's a small price to see his puny dick," she smirked evilly, "What do you have to lose?"
Laoise sighed, "Fine." She reached forward as she stretched the fabric around her head as it hugged her neck and looked at me flatly, "There. Drop'em."
I was half expecting the new chokers to kick in right away and shoot their libido's through the roof with it being 10x.
I shrugged internally thinking 'Maybe it takes a moment to unfreeze even Laoise bratty attitude.'
I sighed as I stood up and undid my zipper and unbuttoned my pants. I reached into the waistband of my boxers and pulled out my sleeping friend letting him hang out.
The moment my 'friend' was introduced to Laoise and Aisling's eyes both of their eyes instantly bulged as Laoise spoke, "HOLY SHIT!!!"
Apparently Aisling recovered first and laughed as she clapped her hands, "YES!" before she pointed to Laoise, "Your B Wagon is MINE!"
Laoise squinted as she too recovered looking at Aisling, "Lucky guess."
I put my dick back away as I re-buttoned and re-zipped my pants back up as I spoke flatly, "We done? Can we play now?"
Laoise sighed and rolled her eyes, "Fine, yes we can play."
Aisling rose her hand, "My turn, what's your view of cunnilingus?"
I pointed to her, "Great question," I held up the cards, "Maybe if you win you can ask that question."
Aisling mused, seeming semi irritated before she smiled, "Fine." She edged forward, "Let's start."
I started dealing out the cards as the girls reached forward instinctually ready to pick up their cards as I spoke quickly, "Remember it's no peek you have to keep the cards face down."
Both hands froze as even both women awkwardly chuckled as they almost spoke at the same time as they spoke, "Oh yeah!" They looked at each other realizing they had spoken in unison and lightly chuckled before they relaxed back.
I finished dealing the cards, placing seven cards down before I grabbed the Dom Juice, "Salut!"
Both sighed as they reached for their own shot of the Dom Juice as they mimicked me and spoke, "Salut!"
I quickly knocked back the flavorless dom juice as they did the same.
Perfect, the clock starts NOW!
Both women smacked their lips as they tasted the flavorless water before Laoise spoke confused, "I thought you said this was water?"
I nodded confused, "Yeah."
Laoise spoke, "Then why does it taste slimy?"
Uhhhhh....
Aisling looked at Laoise as she spoke, "I was gonna say oily."
I quickly spoke, "It's coconut water."
Both women spoke almost in unison, "Oh."
Phew!!!
I refilled each woman's shot glass of dom juice and smiled, "Seeing how it's MY game, I'll ante up five answers," I looked at Laoise, "How about you?"
Laoise shrugged, "Eh, why not."
I nodded and looked at Aisling as she nodded with a smirk, "I'm getting my answer to my question."
I laughed as I reached forward and flipped one card from the deck as I looked at Laoise, "Seeing how I dealt, you Laoise have to beat a," I looked down at the card before looking at Laoise, "An 8 of Spades."
Laoise leaned forward, "Ok, how does this go?"
I shrugged, "It's simple you flip cards one at a time until you beat an 8. Once you beat it we stop. Bet more answers then Aisling has to beat whatever you flip beating an 8. From there it's typical poker rules. Dupes beats single. Two pair beats Dupes. Trips beats Two of a kind. Full house beats trips. Four of a kind beats full house. And so on."
Laoise nodded as she flipped her first card....4 of diamonds. Laoise looked up at me, "Am I done?"
I shrugged, "Does a 4 beat an 8?"
Laoise flatly spoke, "No."
I chuckled, "Then keep flipping until you beat an 8."
Laoise sighed as she flipped her next.... a 7. She squinted and flipped the next.... a 3. Then another 7.
I quickly spoke, "Stop. That's a pair."
Laoise stopped as I looked at Laoise, "Alright you ONLY have three cards. Do you fold and forfeit 7 additional answers," I held up my finger, "Mind you HAVE to drink the Malrot."
Laoise instantly shuddered in disgust before looking at me, "Nah, I'm staying in."
I smirked and nodded as I looked at Aisling, "Alright, Aisling how many answers do you bet?"
Aisling blinked and shrugged, "Can I check?"
I nodded with a smirk, "Sure," I smiled evilly, "But I throw in 5 answers to keep you all honest."
I looked at Laoise, "5 to you or you fold."
Laoise looked at the shot for a moment before looking at me, "Alright 5,"
I nodded and looked at Aisling, "5 or fold?"
Aisling sighed, "Fine. I call."
I nodded as I leaned back, "Alright you have to beat a pair with your seven cards. Flip one at a time."
Aisling nodded as she reached forward, flipping her cards one at a time. She wasted four cards but got a pair of jacks as I quickly spoke, "Stop." I pointed to her hand, "Your pair of jacks is stronger than Laoise's pair of 7's."
Aisling stopped looking down as I spoke, "So now it's MY bet."
I decided to be a dick and pushed my shot of the Malort forward, "I bet my shot to the pot. If I win I get to give it to whoever." I then pushed my Dom Juice, "And I raise my water."
Both women blanched as they saw I pushed my shot forward.
Laoise squinted, "You're evil, you know that?"
I shrugged with a smirk, "Have to make this fun somehow."
Laoise sighed and pushed both her shots forward, "Fine, I'm in."
Aisling didn't hesitate as she too pushed her shots forward, "I call."
I nodded as I reached forward as I flipped my first card.... a King. Then the next.... a 2. And my third.... another King.
I stopped as I smiled at both girls, "Looks like I got a nice pair."
Both women squinted at me as it was clear I was going to win.
I smiled, "So, Laoise what will it be? More alcohol OR Answers to the pot?" I wiggled my eyebrow, "I'll accept articles of clothing now that you two have seen my dick."
Laoise squinted at me, "Someone's being cocky."
I shrugged, "Hey you two were the ones betting on my dick size first, I'm just reciprocating the same energy."
Aisling lightly snickered as Laoise looked at her, "Why are you snickering, you have to bet too."
Aisling blinked as she spoke, "Oh yeah." Then she muttered, "Shit."
Laoise looked at me, "I bet 10 answers."
Aisling nodded, "Same."
I smiled, "Alright I call," I waved at her, "Go ahead and flip."
Laoise sighed as she reached forward and flipped her next card.... a 10. She frowned and flipped the next.... a 3.
She stopped looking at her cards and spoke, "I have two pair."
I smiled, "That you do." Laoise looked down realizing the double entendre as she rolled her eyes and frowned though she slightly blushed while Aisling lightly giggled obviously catching the entendre.
I looked at Aisling, "Well, it's your turn to bet."
Aisling must have been feeling the 'water' aka the Dom juice as she smiled evilly at me as she reached for her shirt and took it off before dropping it on the table. She smiled, "I raise a piece of clothing."
Laoise spoke, "You Bitch! I ONLY have a dress!"
Aisling looked at her, "So? Lower your dress and expose your breasts if you want to call."
Laoise squinted at her as Aisling ignored her and smiled at me, "Well, Reece. You in?"
I shrugged as I took off my shirt exposing my upper torso and put it on the table on top of her top.
Both women instantly started drooling seeing my chiseled frame.
I spoke, "I raise ONE water," I looked at Aisling with a smirk, "AND a sexual favor."
Laoise squinted at me as she spoke, "Fine!" As she undid the straps to her dress and tugged it down exposing her naked breasts as she spoke, "Call."
With both women topless I got a clear view of both women's 'guns'.
Laoise easily had the biggest 'pair' as her breasts were quite large and obviously enhanced but it was apparent that she went the subtle route in her enhancement because her breasts were more tear drop than silicone filled that screamed fake.
Aisling on the other hand did go the route that screamed fake but her breasts were also accentuating other features that made anyone forget they were fake.
I easily overcame the hypnotism of naked boobs, if only barely, and almost commented on the display.
Aisling nodded with a shit eating grin, "Call."
I smiled as I waved at Aisling, "Flip and see if you can't beat two pair."
Aisling leaned forward and flipped her three remaining cards and landed a last jack giving her a three of a kind. Aisling smiled, "Trips."
I mused as I nodded as I looked down at the spread.... and the pot. I tapped my finger on my lip and looked at both girls.
My eyes told me that Aisling's Attraction and Lust were both at 100% and so was Laoise's.
I smirked as I stood up and once again undid my pants button and zipper before I tugged both down exposing myself completely letting my friend hang down as I made a display dropping the pants and underwear on the table before I spoke, "I bet my remaining clothes, two shots of water," my smile turned evil, "two sexual favors AND 10 answers."
I sat back down on the chair now fully naked as I felt the Dom Juice begin to kick in on my system as my dick 'rose' slowly.
Naturally both women kind of stared watching my dick rise, which I guess was the 'selling point' to convince them as both Laoise and Aisling nearly spoke in unison as they each stood up removing the remaining clothes they wore and dropped said clothing on top of mine, "Call."
I smiled inwardly thinking the Dom juice was an amazing liquid as I might not have to do much 'talking' to get my way.
I reached forward and began flipping cards and only wasted three more before I got my third King on my last card. I smiled looking up at the duo, "Trip Kings."
Laoise squinted at me sourly while Aisling seemed more accepting of my win.
I smirked, "Well, it looks like you," I looked at Laoise, "don't have a any more cards."
Laoise rolled her eyes as I moved onto Aisling, "But you do have a couple of cards."
I wiggled my eyebrows, "So do you bet?" I turned my smirk evil, "Or do you fold and accept whatever I dish out?"
Laoise squinted more before she huffed, "What's the point!"
I rose my eyebrow, "Excuse me?"
Laoise scowled, "Just hand out your nasty shots," she pointed at me, "but I will not be taking part of ANY of these sexual favors."
She stood up showing more sass, "In fact, I'm going to go to my room and call DeShawn." She grabbed her dress, "Excuse me!"
With that she stomped off.
I spoke, "You OWE me answers."
Laoise turned scowling at me, "Yeah! So?"
I waved towards the sofa, "So. You can pay me the respect and ANSWER those questions." I shrugged, "Who knows, I might be nice."
Laoise stood there for a moment before she huffed, "Fine!" She walked back and flopped down back where she sat and spoke sourly, "But if you hand me one Malort OR do ANY sexual favors I'm out."
Aisling instantly perked up, "I'll gladly take Laoise's sexual favors."
Laoise looked at Aisling, "You would!"
Aisling looked at Laoise, "Look here, AUNT, be WE," she waved at herself and Laoise, "are DATING football players. Football players who need I remind you CHEAT on their girlfriend's with EVERY fan and groupie that'll let them fuck them."
Laoise spoke in defense, "NOT my DeShawn!"
Aisling looked at me momentarily and thumped at Laoise like she was indicating 'this bitch!' before looking at Laoise, "YES! INCLUDING your precious DeShawn. He's from the HOOD just like my Devin. There's an unspoken rule UNTIL you're married he WILL cheat with EVERY gash that will let him. Why ELSE do you think Granddad MAKES DeShawn AND Devin do a STD test every time they come home BEFORE we see them."
Laoise blinked, "He does?"
Aisling nodded as she spoke flatly, "Yep!"
Laoise looked at Aisling concerned, "How do you know this?"
Aisling yelled at Laoise, "Because I'm NOT blind," she waved at Laoise, seeming indifferent, "Nor am I easily manipulated."
Laoise opened her mouth then closed it as she squinted and spoke though it was clear she wasn't entirely sure, "You're lying!"
Aisling shrugged but looked confident, "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not." She leaned towards Laoise smirking, "Ask your precious DeShawn about the Dams game in Los Angeles and a certain actress he was seen with." She smiled widely, "I believe her name is Jade Pinkie."
How come that name sounds familiar?
I was certain I had heard Jade Pinkie in the news?
Wait! Didn't her husband slap some comedian at some awards?
Man, I suck at names.... especially when they've not in films I follow.
Laoise squinted, "DeShawn already explained that night. Nothing happened?"
Aisling smiled, "Then 'why' did DeShawn have to travel away for six days?"
Laoise spoke, "Because he had to study films for the upcoming game. You know that. Devin does the SAME thing."
Aisling nodded, "Yes, but at THAT time their next game was TWO WEEKS away meaning they had a BYE WEEK so why not spend that two weeks with you?" She waved dramatically, "But NOOOO, he high tailed it for SIX DAYS going completely incognito saying he had to," she held up her fingers mimicking air quotes, "'study footage'. Then on the EIGHTH day ready to resume his relationship with you before the next game. Where did he go Lao?"
Again, Laoise opened her mouth before closing it looking more unsure as she softly spoke, "I don't know."
Aisling pointed out, "Oh and didn't he want to go on some stupid celibate cleanse for a few weeks after that claiming he needed the extra testosterone for the upcoming playoffs?"
Laoise nodded, "Yeah, so?"
Aisling yelled at Laoise, "THATS BECAUSE DESHAWN CONTRACTED SYPHILIS LAO!!! JADE GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE TRIED TO HIDE IT FROM YOU!!!"
Laoise's face went through various stages at that moment. First shock. Then rage.
Then I guess she did some napkin math and re-evaluated her memory before slumping.
Without saying anything Laoise grabbed the Malort and knocked the shot back, along with the other two one after the other in quick succession before the nastiness of the Malort kicked in and her this time went through various versions of disgust I had never seen before and didn't know existed before she hoarsely croaked, "I need a chaser, stat!"
I wildly looked around while Aisling just looked at Laoise in shock.
I guess I didn't move fast enough to find an appropriate chaser so Laoise decided to choose a chaser for herself..... the Dom Juice.
She grabbed the bottle and proceeded to POUND the bottle one large gulp at a time.
Now it was my turn to look at Laoise in shock as my mind simultaneously quoted a movie quote and thought 'Uh ohhhhhh.......' knowing FULL WELL how powerful the Dom Juice was and was now wondering the ramifications of someone drinking a nearly entire bottle of the magical elixir all to themselves.
If the Dom Juice turned whoever drank it in small quantities into literal nymphos, nymphos who it seems have some modicum of logical thought and surprisingly some will power to NOT answer to their baser 'needs' to satisfy their libido through the experiences and 'experiments' I've run. What would it do to a person who drank nearly a full liter of the stuff?
Will Laoise lose herself to her baser instincts and let her libido do all her thinking for the next 48 hrs? Or would that time dilation last LONGER because the powerful elixir who keeps her libido on overdrive for longer?
Would it FRY her libido?
Keep it permanently at over drive?
Or would her body simply digest it at a normal rate?
I honestly had no idea.
Laoise slammed the bottle down before wincing as whatever flavor profile was in Malort fought for dominance and she hoarsely spoke, "Soda!"
I spoke, "I think I saw a soda or two in the game room."
Laoise nodded, "Quick! And bring back a proper alcohol."
Aisling chuckled as she spoke, "Maybe some moon shine!"
Laoise just flipped off Aisling as she continued to smack her lips and give various sour expressions.
I refrained from laughing as I pushed the remaining dom juice shots towards Aisling, "Here take your shots, I'll be back."
Aisling shrugged as she quickly took the Dom juice shots before I even got up.
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