Busted Pt. 02

Linda really liked the house. So did I. Especially the pool, which was smaller than usual, a custom installation formed to fit the yard, wrapping itself around the back corner of the house. With the 3ft wide concrete walks that ringed it, it ran right up to the privacy fence and took up all but just one small corner of the yard.

We hadn't even started to unpack before Linda was out there tanning naked that same afternoon we moved in. Meanwhile, still inside, I now found myself unpacking HER fucking kitchen shit, which, when I started thinking about it, began to piss me off. So I stepped quickly out the sliding glass door to tell her I that I wasn't going to be her moving boy. Fuck toy, yes, but moving boy, no.

She was lying there naked, just a couple of feet away, on a fold-down chaise lounge, stretched out on her back, chick shades on, her arms thrown up over her head, boobs pointed up, with hands dangling off, and one leg cocked off at an angle just enough to show a full shot of her cunt lips... ok.. wait a sec... this was no phukking coincidence... I realized the direct line-of-sight to get the best view of her tanned lusciousness was... lemme see... oh, well, lookee here...

I looked up and there was the line-of-sight, plain as day. Our zero-lot-line neighbour in his TWO-STORY, multi-bedroom, multi-bath, clearstory residence, that, of course, had multiple large windows with blinds open and curtains pulled clear wide, and ALL with a direct and complete view of our pool and yard below. The viewing season had officially started, and Linda was viewing piece number one.

But before I could say a thing, Linda did.

"Well, of fucking course, Ed! That's why I'm lying out here like this right now, instead of helping you unpack MY kitchen stuff in MY kitchen!" she said in her raspy, sexy, cig voice. It was like she'd read my mind.

She pushed her shades up and looked at me.

"I mean, DUH?! Look at those views into our backyard! You know as well as I that any self-prospecting girl like me has to make her ass available to the viewing public. Check it out, baby."

She pulled her shades back down.

Self-prospecting? That didn't sound right. Because it wasn't. Then again, this was Linda, so, well, shit, maybe it was. Either way, I saw a tease opening.

"You mean self-REE-specting not self-PRAW-specting," I corrected.

I was trying to keep a straight face because I really wanted to see where this was going, because it could go anywhere. She flipped her shades back up. Now she had an attitude.

"Ugh... same difference," she said, annoyed. "I know what I said and I know what it means." She pulled her shades back down.

"Well, it doesn't mean that," I countered, choking off a laugh.

"Doesn't mean what?" she came back.

"Matter of fact, I don't think it's even a word," I went on.

"It most certainly is!" she snapped, flipping her shades back up so hard they slipped off her face.

"Calm down," I said. "We're just havin' a conversation here..."

She sighed, picked up her glasses, slid them on, and looked at me.

"God dammit, Ed. Just so you'll know, I was about to come in there and give you one of my world-famous, customized, only-when-I'm-naked, blowjobs, complete with full swallow and French-kiss after, no less."

She pursed her lips into a kiss,

"But noooo.... Noooooo! Bad, lazy, naked Linda is too selfish to help unpack, thinks you..."

She went on.

"So YOU had to come out here, all put out and pissy, to chew my ass."

She made a disgusted sound.

"How could you possibly think I could be that selfish?"

"Whoa, woah, woah," I cut in. "Don't be ripping me a new asshole. I didn't do anything wrong. Besides..."

I squatted slightly and wagged my ass over her face.

"Besides... I like my ass," I teased. "It's pretty. And it's your favorite ass. Don't you think my ass is pretty?"

She pulled her shades back down and patted my ass.

"Yes, honey, I do. Ok. Yes, it is a pretty ass. Feel better now?"

She giggled.

"Thank you," I finished.

I stepped back inside and started pulling the sliding glass door shut. Then I paused to add,

"Oh, and Linda, just so you'll know, after long hours of toil moving, I AM ready now for my special gift, remember? Your world-famous, customized, only-when-I'm-naked, BAL-LOW-JOB, complete with full swallow and French-kiss after gift?"

"Pffft..." she whispered, rearranging herself on the chaise.

"Just sayin'.. " I smirked.

I shut the sliding glass door.

No sooner had I when I heard her exclaim something inaudible. Then she scrambled hurriedly, was on her feet, and came in clutching her towel.

"Wha?"

She cut me off with a hand to the throat.

"Shhh!"

I made a face at her. And she made one back. She peeked back out through the glass of the sliding door. She looked at me.

"Right after you went inside, I was starting to turn over on my tummy when I noticed two young guys standing down at the end in the yard, peeking over our fence. I don't know how long they'd been out there. When I saw them, they knew they were caught, so they meekly waved their hands hello. But instead, I came in here like QUICK!"

I went over to the sliding glass door, slid it open, walked out, and looked around. There was no one to be seen. Of course, that didn't mean that there hadn't been. And Linda didn't make shit up.

I came back in and shut the sliding glass door. I started to say something, but she put up her palms.

"I know, I know," she said. "I had it coming."

"No, no, no, no," I countered. "You wanted to be noticed and well, shit, you sure were, and the very first time you laid out!"

I clapped and she started to tear up suddenly. I stepped over quickly and took her in my arms. My cock became hard nearly immediately to the feel of her naked body, oiled up and smooth, pressed close. She kissed me, then, pulling her lips off of mine slowly, reached down and started to undo my khaki shorts. But I stopped her and, while she made a little face, slowly turned her around. She leaned over and put her hands against the wall and put her ass up in the air and gave a little wiggle.

"THAT's what I'm talkin' about," I smiled, moving behind her. I took her smooth hips in my hands. My hard cock slid into her waiting wet cunt all the way. I held her hips back against my full insertion, moving her ass in a circle. God, she felt so good. She always did.

"Wonder who those guys were?" I asked Linda, as I long-stroked her pussy. "Maybe next time you should invite them over for a swim?"

Linda stopped and looked back over her shoulder at me, annoyed.

"Ed.. stop talking and FUCK ME!"

(to be continued)