Lazy Couch Sex on a Hot Day

Annie lazily blew wisps of hair out of her face while aggressively fanning herself with a paper fan, laying stomach-down on the living room couch. It was day 3 of what was expected to be a 6 day heat wave in the greater San Diego area, and even a house full of A/C units offered little relief from the muggy, humid air she was forced to deal with. Sweat dripped from her forehead as a tired, miserable expression plastered across her face.

"Uuuuggghhh... it's SO F__KING HOT..."

Continuing to lazily fan herself, Annie wearily grabbed the remote and attempted to find something to keep her mind occupied; she was down to a thin orange bralet and a white polyester bikini bottom, and she wasn't about to put any more on anytime soon- it was just too damn hot.

Her husband, James, was dressed SLIGHTLY more modestly, with his thin cotton T-shirt and shorts. He was a transplant from Houston- heat was something he was far more used to than his Yuba City wife, that was for sure.

"I have A/C installed in every room of the house, honey. It's not gonna get any better than this."

Annie's dark brown hair clung to her forehead with sweat and she just groaned and continued fanning herself.

"Just let me... watch TV... not in the mood for snark..."

Flipping through channels, Annie accidentally came across the local weather forecast: it was triple digits across the board and she let out another aggravated groan as she shut the TV off.

"Don't need to look at the forecast to know it's f__king HOT!"

"You want to take a shower together? I don't mind relieving some stress while we cool off."

"I'm not in the mood to be pinned to a wall and railed up and down for 15 minutes straight. I'm lazy today." Before James could respond, Annie continued by stating, "There IS an alternative I will entertain, though- just get over here and do me on the couch like this."

"You sure? If you're not in the mood, it's alright-"

"I'm horny, James. Trust me. But it's too hot to do the fancy-ass s__t. Let's get down to business over here."

Taking a moment to decide how he wanted to respond, James eventually made his way over and knelt behind her.

"I'm gonna keep fanning myself the entire time, just so you know. You got me MESSED UP if you think I'm gonna stop cooling myself during this."

"Completely understood."

James removed his shirt and shorts as Annie lifted the bra and off her chest.

"Just move the bikini aside and do me. No foreplay, let's get down to it."

James complies as the two get down to business; almost immediately, they find an inverted missionary position that works wonders for each of them.

"Ohhhh thank you," moaned Annie as she enjoyed the sex. "I'm... I'm also ovulating... It's why I'm extra flustered and feisty lately..."

The two briefly synced eyes on the wall thermometer mid-act; upon watching it climb another degree, they both groaned as Annie fanned her face faster.

"Take it... ugh... take it slow, James... can't be having rough-ass sex in this heat..."

"I feel like it would've been wiser to just give you head, no?"

"Honestly, dude, I'm... I'm a lot more down for that... than you'd think... yeah, you know what, change to head-"

"How close are you now?"

"I dunno, man, 65, 70% of the way there... why?"

"I'm about where you're at. Why don't we just f__k and then if we're still horny, we do head later on, sound good?"

"Sure, whatever," Annie dismissively groaned. "Let's go."

"Don't you... want it slow, you said?"

"Let's not take forever... phoooo... ugh... do what you gotta do to get the job done."

James grabbed onto her lower back, leaned forward, and went to town; immediately, Annie's eyes widened in surprise as she realized what was happening.

"Ohhhkay... WHOO... tiring me out today, understood."

The two kept going, mutually surrendering to the heat and humidity; eventually, they were both rocking back and forth at full speed and mutually about to finish. Annie couldn't even muster the energy to continue fanning herself: she chucked it halfway across the room in defeat, which caused James to laugh somewhat.

"F__k it, it wasn't doing anything anywaysssssOHHH!" James watched her dig her hands firmly into the armrest; she was REALLY about to finish.

"Ahhh!"

"It's SO hot in here, JamesssssssOOOOOOHHHH!"

The two gasped and moaned as they reached the top of the mountain; upon finishing, they took several moments to catch their breath before getting up to wash everything in the laundry room.

"Actually, you know what, big boy, head in the shower sounds really nice right now. See you in 5."