February Sucks the Nuclear Option

This is another ending to George Anderson's "February Sucks". I call this the nuclear option, because Jim was going to get even with everyone involved. This begins when Jim first figured out Linda had left Morrison's with the football player Marc LaValliere. It starts right after Dee told Jim, "But she is spending tonight with Marc."

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"You fucking bitch you helped her sneak out and leave with that asshole."

"Jim, she is completely in love with you. She just couldn't pass up an opportunity like this. We knew you would let her have this one special experience. She'll be back tomorrow and spent the rest of her life make it up for it."

"And who is this we?"

"Mainly Linda and me, but I know our other friends here agreed with us. At least the women do for sure."

I headed to the table. "Do all of you all agree I should let Linda should have her special night?"

They all nodded their heads yes and Dave said, "It's Marc LaValliere. He's quite famous, so you should forgive one night."

"I'd go and most ladies would." Jane said with a dreamy look on her face.

"I have no choice, but to divorce the cheating slut. We're no longer friends. I want nothing to do with any of you anymore. I hope you're ready for the shitstorm headed your way and anybody involved."

"Stop him, so we can talk some sense into him." Dee said loudly.

Phil got up and tried to grab me. I gave him a wicked uppercut and he went down hard. "I suggest you all stay where you are. I won't be so gentle next time."

Dave got up and charged me. I stepped out of the way, and kicked him in the ass. He went down and had ended up with a bloody nose. I kick him in the balls just to make a point. "I won't be nice anymore. Next time someone tries to touch me, I'll do permanent damage and claim self-defense. Mr. Bouncer, don't come any closer. I'll guarantee you'll never work again."

Everybody wisely backed up. My former friends all looked shocked at what I had done. They had pissed the wrong person off. I always seem so mild mannered. It was all an act. I work for a super-secret government agency. No, you've never heard of it. I was their best agent until I met Linda, but I still stay in shape and train. I could go in the field if needed, but I took a desk job.

I became the guy in the office who planned the missions. If someone got in trouble, I sent in the team to rescue them. If they got hurt, I sent in the emergency medical team. If someone could no longer work in the field, I arranged their cover and made sure they had the money to enjoy the rest of their life. I think you get an idea of all I do. All the people who work in the field love me. I had saved or helped most of them at least once over the years. They would have my back.

I had to get Linda out of the way first and get custody of my children. We decided to kill two birds with one stone. First Marc's millions disappeared while they were having sex. We needed some funds to help finance our operations. Linda was pulled over on her way home. There was an anonymous tip she was seen selling drugs. When her car was searched, they found drugs, counterfeit money and illegal weapons. They also found a key to a large safety deposit box. They found more money and an airline ticket for a flight leaving in a week to a non-extradition country. It was made to look like she planned to abandon me and the kids. She ended up spending the rest of her life in prison with a 320-pound dyke as a cellmate. Getting custody of my children was easy after that. Her lawyer delivered a message from me. It was a big mistake cheating on your husband.

We did lose some money. It would look bad if we got off scot-free. I showed the text alert I received when I reported the loss. I explained I locked our other accounts before moving the money to new accounts in other financial institutions. The stolen money ended up in an offshore account waiting until I needed it. I was going to just have Marc killed, but one of the female agents suggested a better solution. He was sold to male prostitution ring. There were plenty of rich sick gay bastards that paid plenty to have a former professional athlete as a sex toy. Once they were on our radar they were dealt with. Marc ended up catching a rare disease. I heard he died a very painful death. It took a month for him to die, and he was denied any pain medication.

Our researchers discovered Morrison's help Marc. All the money in the club and owners' accounts disappeared. We took down a prostitution ring and killed the people running it. The owners of Morrison's were convicted of running the prostitution ring. Morrison's had a gas leak on a Sunday night after it had closed for the night. We felt bad, because one homeless guy we missed had some minor injuries. We got him some help, and he even has a job and small apartment now.

The bouncers at Morrison's all had their kneecaps destroyed and their fingers broken. The band leader lost his hearing in a freak accident. Marc's teammates who helped him had their money stolen. We took down a child porn ring. Surprise, child porn was found on his teammate's phones and computers. Their time in prison was very unpleasant, because the other prison inmates hate people involved in child porn. His NFL team helped him cover things up. We took down a terrorist cell. We used their explosives and some of ours to do substantial damage to their stadium, including the offices of the team executives. It was attributed to a terrorist plot. The NFL also helped. The commissioner and many other high executives were tied to illegal gambling. They lost their cushy jobs and got some time in prison.

I wanted something special for Dee. She was sold to an S&M prostitution ring. She spent the rest of her life being tortured and sexually abused. Dave had to watch for the first two years. Some weirdos get off on cucking the husband in front of him while he is tied up. After two years, we finally dropped him in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. His body never turned up.

One of the couples was tied to their bed. They were alive and awake when their house was set on fire. Another couple was left in Antarctica. They had warm clothes, an arctic tent, two arctic sleeping bags, a stove, fuel, and about 5 days of food and water. The final couple found themselves on an isolated Pacific island where cannibals lived. I wonder how long before they were caught and eaten.

We made sure all the children were adopted and had good lives. My children and I moved into a new house with a nice pool. One of the best-looking female agents and I fell in love. She happened to be the one to think of sending Marc to the male prostitution ring. She took a desk job. We got married and she is a great wife and mother. I know she will never cheat on me.

I know many are asking why I just didn't stop Linda? I could see her becoming more self-centered every year. When Marc came to our table, I decided it was a good test of her love and fidelity. She chose poorly and failed the test. All those punished also chose poorly and helped Marc, so they had to be punished.

The moral of the story? Be careful who you piss off. You never know when it is the wrong person to piss off.