Fantasy Cruise Ch. 13

Chapter 13 - New Depths

Mel sat in a chair opposite of the couple and asked, "So, why are you here?"

The couple looked at each other in surprise, the question completely unexpected.

"To learn about anal sex?" Ally responded, unsure.

Mel laughed softly, "Well I figured that much. I meant why are you here on this cruise? First group or second group?"

The couple shared another look, trying to decide how much to tell. Alex simply shrugged and nodded at Ally, leaving it up to her.

Ally took a deep breath and said, "First group."

"And you're still here? Good for you!" Mel said brightly. "I'm glad you're trying to work it out. But, that complicates things."

"How so?" Alex asked.

"Well," Mel replied, "When you're first starting out, it will take a lot of patience, communication, and understanding. I refuse to work with a couple where one of them is here to put the other through unwanted pain, or the cheating partner is wanting to put themselves through pain they think they deserve. I need to make sure you both want to be here. Otherwise, you're free to head back to your room and figure it out on your own."

Alex sat back thoughtfully, while Ally started practically bouncing with excitement.

"I'm definitely here for all the right reasons!" Ally exclaimed.

Alex winced. He hated it when she watched those stupid reality TV shows where people used that cliché. Ally saw his movement out of the corner of her eye and shrugged apologetically.

"Sorry, babe."

Alex's shoulders slumped, and Mel caught on to the subtext behind their behavior so far.

"Ally, can you give me a minute with Alex?"

Ally frowned but nodded and moved to the door, glancing back in concern.

"Don't worry, we won't be starting without you, I promise!" Mel said placatingly.

When Ally had opened the door and stepped out, Mel turned back to Alex.

"So, she was the one that cheated."

Alex nodded.

"How are you taking it?" Mel asked softly.

"Honestly? I fluctuate constantly between wanting to win her back and wanting to turn into the Hulk and smash my way out of here."

Mel gave a soft laugh. She really had a pretty smile when she wasn't being seductive.

"And you are angry at... her?"

"No. Yes. I don't..." Alex trailed off and sighed.

The words started to pour out of him like a river that busted through its dam.

"It's like I love her with all my heart, and I'm simultaneously so pissed I want to walk away. And she brings us on this elaborate cruise to trap me with her and entices me with constant... pleasure? I don't know. It's like she's bribing me to stay. That's making me mad too. Why couldn't she have just told me at home? And why now? I've asked for these things for years, and it's not until she cheats that she's willing to try doing them. I don't know if she actually wants to suck me off and give me her ass, or if she's doing it out of guilt, and that infuriates me too. I know I want them, but I don't want them at this cost!"

Alex heaved out a heavy breath when his tirade ended. Mel turned over her shoulder and beckoned Ally back in, who was caught peeking around the corner listening.

"You two need to talk. I'll give you a few minutes," Mel said, standing and walking out of the room.

"Alex?" Ally asked, her voice quivering.

"Sorry. I didn't mean for that all to come out like that. I think it might have been building up."

Ally sighed, "I fucked this up too, didn't I? We shouldn't have come. I just thought it was a chance for me to be a better wife."

With a snort, Alex replied dryly, "Stop sucking ex boyfriend's dicks for a start."

Instantly, he regretted it. He had meant it as a joke, but given the timing and context, he knew it didn't come out that way.

Tears glistened in Ally's eyes as she stood and whispered, "I'm sorry."

Alex caught her hand before she could move to leave.

"It was meant to be a joke!" he exclaimed quickly. "It came out wrong and was poorly timed. Don't listen to me right now. I'm a mess."

Ally let out a blubbery laugh. "You and me both."

She sat back down next to Alex, her legs turned towards him so she could look at him directly.

"You're right. I should have told you at home. I should have told you right away. I just felt so guilty. You didn't deserve what happened. You deserve a better wife than someone that would do something so... so..."

Ally floundered as she tried to find the right words.

"Something so vile! Hurtful. Selfish," she finished.

Alex sat there quietly, trying to process his thoughts, so Ally continued to fill the silence.

"So that's why here. That's why now. I wasn't that wife - the one you deserve. But I want to be that wife for you, Alex. I want to be the wife that isn't selfish, that does things because you want to try and doesn't say 'no' just because they sound icky. And guess what?"

She threw her arms into the air suddenly.

"I'm finding out that I actually like these things. I like sucking your dick, and I like sharing you, and," she said with a wiggle of her ass, grinding against the plug, "I'm pretty sure I'm going to like it in the butt, too! If I was a better wife - the wife you deserved? We could have been doing this years ago. That's why we're here."

Alex shook his head, laughing softly to himself. He grabbed Ally's hands and pulled them to his chest, pulling her in for a tender kiss.

"Ally, until now you always were the wife I wanted and deserved. Please don't sell yourself short. I've always been happy with you. Okay, yeah you fucked up and yeah, I'm angry about it. On the totem pole of what you could have done, a one-time slip isn't at the top. I'm really upset about the betrayal. The dishonesty. It's going to be a while to find that trust. But I've done more with other women here than..."

He trailed off and paused, then asked, "You really never fucked him after that one time?"

Ally shook her head emphatically. "NO!"

With a sad smile and a sigh, Alex continued, "I want to believe you. I just don't know if I can right now. You weren't a bad wife before that. You were the love of my life. It'll be a long road, and trust will need to be earned. You used to be enough for me."

The words stung Ally. You weren't a bad wife. Not you were a good wife, or you were the love of my life. You weren't a bad wife. How badly had she hurt Alex that he felt such a distance between them already? That she used to be enough?

Tears forming in the corner of her eyes, Ally leaned in and kissed Alex hard, pressing her lips against his with a need to devour him. To prove to him that they still had a chance. She pressed her tongue against his lips, seeking out his own. She started breathing hard as she moved to straddle Alex's lap, never breaking the kiss. Ally felt when Alex's erection returned after the emotional conversation and started grinding against it as they kissed. Then she grabbed him by the hair and pulled him back to break the kiss, panting heavily. She stared down at him with a determined look, which Alex returned.

Mel closed the door behind her with a small click as the electronic lock engaged to keep others out and sat back down in the chair across from the couple.

"We can begin now, if you still want to," she said, smiling.

Ally still had her back to Mel and raised her eyebrows questioningly, her own eyes gleaming.

"I want to," Alex said.

"God, I need to!" Ally replied.

"Then let's all get a little more comfortable," Mel said, and with a couple quick movements removed her dress. Underneath, she wore nothing. Her perky grapefruit sized breasts sat high on her chest, and her pussy was clean shaven. She put her hands on her hips and smiled. "Ally, go ahead and get comfy, we're going to talk to Alex first. I find that men become more understanding if they know what we're going to feel."

Alex glanced at Ally nervously but nodded at Mel. "So, what do you need from me?"

"Well, you need to take your shorts off."

Alex stood and dropped his shorts and boxers at the same time in one fell swoop. His cock sprang free of his waistband when he did and bounced in the air. Mel turned to dig through her bag and pulled out a rather large tube of lube.

"We're not going to do the whole blowjob lesson since you went through it already, but I need you to pay attention to how this feels, ok?"

Alex nodded, then grabbed his drink and polished it off in one swig.

"Great," Mel grinned, "now sit on the couch, and relax. Move with me when I move you, ok?"

With another nod, Alex sat and Mel slid down so she was kneeling in front of him. She started simply, licking and sucking along the length of his dick. Where Liz was a maestro at fellatio, Mel was an eager home hobbyist. Liz could perform magic tricks with her mouth and tongue, but Mel was easily the second-best cock sucker he had met. Which is why Alex was shocked when her tongue started travelling south of his balls and didn't stop. The first fluttering pass of her tongue across his rim caused Alex to gasp and jump backwards.

"Holy shit!"

Mel grinned. "Was that okay?"

With a shudder, he replied, "That felt... wow!"

Beside him, Ally giggled and Alex glanced at her, to realize she had sat back against the armrest of the couch, lifting her legs to expose her own pussy. Her fingers were lightly fliting across her lips, trying to match the level of energy in the room.

"Do you want more?" Mel asked Alex.

"Sure," he said softly.

Mel leaned in and buried her tongue in his ass. Alex let out a long, growling moan involuntarily. Her tongue began to slide around his hole, occasionally pushing in, until she was regularly slipping it in and outside of his ring. She held on to Alex's cock with one hand, but didn't stroke him since Mel wanted him to last. Alex tried to start fucking into Mel's hand, but she forced his hips to stop moving with her other hand.

"Slow down, Alex. We don't want you to burst already. We're just getting started."

Alex groaned in frustration, but laid back and let Mel have her way with his ass. After a couple minutes of licking, Mel pulled back and grabbed her lube. She squirted a little into her hands, then grabbed Alex's dick with one hand, and softly rubbed lube around his asshole with her other.

"Are you ready to try a little more?" She asked.

Alex was already leaking precum down his shaft, and on the edge of sanity, so he nodded.

"I need you to relax then. It's almost like when you push out, but you have to relax and accept the push, ok?"

"Ok," Alex groaned, as he felt the tip of Mel's finger start to push against his backdoor.

He tried to relax, but when she pushed, the first time, he clenched.

"See, that is the opposite of relaxing," Mel smirked. "What do you think Ally's pussy feels like when you push your cock against it?"

Alex shuddered, and suddenly felt the tip of her finger slid inside his ass.

"That's good!" Mel said eagerly. "But see how tight it feels? You let my slide a finger in, but you're clenching against it. Try to relax and not squeeze down."

Alex squirmed a little at the instruction but mentally tried to let his ass relax. To his surprise, Mel's finger started to move within him without too much force. She was able to slide it all the way inside and started rubbing against him when Alex was suddenly lurching uncontrollably.

"FUCK!" He yelled. "FUCK FUCK WHAT THE HELL?"

He felt like a fountain of cum was shooting uncontrollably out of his cock, and he couldn't contain himself. This was the single greatest orgasm he had ever experienced, and the entire world flashed white for a moment while he shot into the air.

When Alex returned to his senses, he glanced down at Mel who had removed her finger from his ass and sat back onto the ground smirking, her face and chest splattered with cum that he had involuntarily launched in her direction. Next to him, Ally was leaning back against the armrest of the couch, giggling. She was now completely nude with her feet up and slowly rubbing her pussy.

"That looked fun," she said.

Alex stared at Mel in disbelief. "What was that?"

Mel winked and said, "That was you, wrapped around my finger like I promised."

"Teach me!" Ally begged.

Mel grabbed a towel and some sanitizer to wipe her hands clean, then moved to Ally.

"Alex will need a minute to recover so I can show you what to do. It won't feel the same for you, but it'll give you an idea of what I did."

Alex let his head loll to the side as he watched through lidded eyes as Mel explored Ally's ass. Mel was slowly fingering Ally and showing her what she did. Ally was getting worked up but didn't quite orgasm from the lesson. Her moans excited Alex, and he started stroking his cock as it returned to life. Noticing he was ready to return to action, Mel suggested they moved to the bed for the next part. Slipping her plug back into her ass, Ally stood, and followed Mel to the bed.

Mel instructed Ally to lie against the headrest next to her, and slid a pillow underneath her own hips. Following Mel's example, Ally did the same, propping their hips into the air and exposing their assholes to Alex, one adorned with a jeweled plug, the other empty and inviting.

"Grab the lube, Alex. You're going to start by gently massaging it around the entrance to my ass," Mel instructed.

Alex grabbed the lube and started applying it onto the ring around her asshole, letting his finger brush lightly over the opening, teasing it.

Mel sighed happily in response before saying, "Press just the tip against my opening. Don't force your way in, I'm going to show you something."

Alex pressed the tip of his finger against Mel's ass, but it didn't slide in.

"This is what happens when there's clenching," Mel said. "It's restrictive and becomes painful for me and more difficult for you."

Suddenly Alex's finger slid into Mel's ass, and Alex gasped, glancing at Ally. She was watching where Alex's finger was disappearing into Mel with intensity in her eyes.

"See how much easier that was?" Mel asked. "Now, pay attention."

Mel's ass started pulsing tightly against Alex's finger, then relaxing, then tightened again.

"Feel the difference?"

Alex nodded enthusiastically.

"You need to wait until Ally is relaxed liked this," Mel relaxed her ass again, and Alex started sliding his finger in and out of her, eliciting a hum of appreciation.

"Okay, let's lube up another finger and slide it in slowly. Remember to wait until I'm relaxed."

Alex eagerly slid his finger out and squirted more lube onto his fingers. He pressed firmly against Mel's ass and felt his fingers slide all the way in.

"Wow, that was easy," he said softly.

Mel smirked, "It may be slower with Ally unless she's using her toys to keep loose, but I'm good at my job. Let's add one more so I'm comfortable with your size."

Alex nodded and prepped another finger, before starting to slide them back into Mel's ass. Mel let out a long sigh of appreciation, and on impulse Alex leaned forward and started to lick her empty pussy.

Beside them, Ally gasped, "Oh my god that's so hot, Alex!"

Alex grinned at her while he slid his tongue along Mel's labia, pausing to give soft kisses to different areas around her pussy. As he flattened his tongue for his first pass over Mel's clit, Alex felt her ass tighten slightly, and he paused in his fingering.

"Is this okay?"

Mel just grabbed the hair on the back of Alex's head and shoved his face back into her pussy. He continued to lick and suck from Mel's perineum to her clit, until she used the hand on his head to lock his mouth in place over her clit. Alex continued to pump his fingers into Mel as she started moaning through an orgasm. Mel didn't thrash or tense, but let out long, loud moans as she came on Alex's tongue.

As she started to come down from her orgasm, Mel reached down and held Alex's hand before he could remove his fingers from her ass.

"Stay there," she murmured.

Alex sat up, his fingers still inside Mel, and Ally attacked his mouth licking and kissing him to clean Mel's juices off his face. Ally was frantic in her need to taste Mel's juices on Alex in a way that made him start laughing and try to fend her off.

"Babe, I need to breathe," Alex said with mirth.

"Then don't be so fucking sexy," Ally replied with a predatory smile.

"Do you want to get him ready, Ally?" Mel asked.

Without another word, Ally grabbed the tube of lubrication from where Alex had dropped it and started covering Alex's cock with the slippery gel. Ally giggled as it made him extremely slick, and used her fingers to tease the areas of Alex's cock that she knew were sensitive. Every time her hands slipped over one of the sensitive spots, Alex twitched with a grunt.

"If you finish him now, it'll make the session a little difficult," Mel laughed, watching the couple.

Ally blushed brightly and let Alex go.

"Sorry, carried away," she said sheepishly.

"I didn't mind so much," Alex responded.

Mel smiled at him. "Are you ready to fuck my ass?"

Alex nodded in response, sliding his fingers out of Mel's ass. Ally grabbed his cock again and aimed it towards Mel's now open hole, pressing against his ass to push Alex inside. Alex tilted his head back and moaned as the tight ring of Mel's sphincter slowly slid down the length of his cock.

"Oh god, you have a nice cock," Mel sighed, then slid her legs around Alex's ass to pull him in tighter with her heels.

Ally slid back up on the bed next to Mel and started rubbing her own pussy with her fingers, still slick from lubing Alex. Alex stared at Mel intently as he felt her ass slowly pulsing around the base of his cock.

"Stay there a minute more, please," she gasped.

Alex nodded and resisted every urge in his body to start thrusting. Next to them, Ally slowed her hand on her pussy to match.

Finally, Mel nodded and simply said, "Okay. Go slow."

Alex started to pull out slowly, before sliding the entire length of his shaft back into Mel. His breathing deepened with excitement as he watched his cock disappearing into her ass. There was something so erotic, seeing her pussy empty while Alex filled her tight ring.

He gasped, "Fuck that's so hot."

Mel used her feet behind Alex to pull him in faster and speed his thrusts. Alex matched her prompting and was soon thrusting quickly in and out of Mel, who started moaning constantly, her eyes tight with ecstasy. After a minute of thrusting, Mel's eyes snapped open and she leaned forward, pulling Alex into a deep kiss as he continued to thrust into her ass. Her constant moaning came to a crescendo, and she bit Alex's lower lip as Mel started to cum again, this time with his cock buried deep inside her ass. Mel locked Alex's hips tight against her as she rode out the orgasm, preventing him from moving.

As Mel started to relax again, Alex glanced to Ally to make sure she was still okay with everything. She had three fingers buried in her own pussy and was pumping them furiously in and out, the accompanying squelching sound loud as Mel's moans tapered off. Alex grabbed Ally's hand and pulled it away from her pussy, causing her to whimper. He pulled her fingers to his mouth and started to lick them clean.

"Aleeeeeeeex," Ally whined. "Please! I need to cum!"

Alex grinned and looked at Mel, as she lay underneath him.

"Do you like eating pussy?"

Without a word, Mel expertly pulled one leg forward and kicked it over Alex's head, so she spun onto her hands and knees without dislodging his cock from her ass. The connected duo slid together until Mel was able to lower her own face into Ally's crotch. Mel immediately slid three fingers into Ally's pussy and used her other hand to start sliding the plug in and out of Ally's ass. Ally started immediately thrusting her ass towards the plug wanting to feel it back inside her.

"Oh god, fuck my dirty ass, Mel! Fuck me!"

"You like that?" Alex growled as the pace of his thrusts into Mel's ass increased.

"Do you like having Mel fuck your ass?"

"God yes, baby! God she she's so good."

"Are you going to cum from Mel fucking your ass?" Alex growled as he felt his own orgasm starting to form deep in his gut.

"Yes," Ally panted. "God yes, cum with me baby. Fill her slutty ass!"

Mel leaned forward and clamped her lips down over Ally's clit, sucking it into her mouth and flicking her tongue across it rapidly. Between the fingers rubbing Ally's g-spot, the plug fucking her ass, and Mel licking her clit, Ally started screaming and shaking uncontrollably when she came. The whole scene was too erotic for Alex and he couldn't hold back any longer. His cock throbbed as he released pulse after pulse of cum deep inside Mel's ass.

Alex was spent, but Mel clamped her ass down tightly on his cock as she continued to force Ally to a second orgasm. Ally lost all ability to reason as she simply moaned at the top of her lungs repeatedly until she was out of breath and collapsed.

Mel finally came up for breath, and leaned back into Alex while she licked her fingers clean.

"Is that what you had in mind?"

Alex chuckled softly, "Better than."

He wrapped his arms around Mel, and held her tightly to him before lowering to the bed trying to keep his softening cock in her as long as possible. They ended up spooning on the bed next to a gasping Ally. By habit, Alex nuzzled his head into Mel's neck as he held her against him, her breathing slowing with his.

Ally turned to her side and silently watched the pair, her face expressionless. All three of them lay that way for a few minutes, recovering. As his senses returned, Alex realized the intimate position he was sharing with Mel, and mumbled a soft apology, before slowly easing away. Mel rolled to her back between the couple, and slid her hands underneath her head.

"That was one of the more enjoyable lessons I've had this week," she purred. "Thank you both."

Ally's face broke out into a wide smile. "Really?"

"Really," Mel replied. "It's too bad, we can't stay here all night."

Alex awkwardly rolled off the bed and mumbled a thanks. He was still self-conscious about being caught up in the moment and sharing a deeply intimate moment with another woman right in front of Ally. He glanced around and found his robe, pulling it over his shoulders.

"I'm going to go clean up," he said softly. "Thank you for the lesson, Mel."

He turned to Ally, "Meet back here after?"

Ally flashed Alex an affectionate smile and nodded. As Alex left the room, he heard Ally start a rapid-fire conversation with Mel, rehashing what happened. Alex chuckled to himself and headed to the shower area to clean himself. He spent longer than he expected in the shower, as he thought about the end of that experience. He didn't like how easy it was to slip into the moment with Mel. Ally's complete lack of reaction also bothered him. Did she realize he was sharing the same post-coital routine he usually shared with her? Was she upset? Would she see this as him cheating? It's one thing to share sex with someone else, but entirely another thing to have that soft, still bonding moment of contentment and comfort after sex. Alex worked himself into knots by the time he shut off the shower and headed back to the room.

By the time he returned, Mel was gone and Ally was sitting on the couch in just her robe, hair wet. She glanced up as Alex entered and gave a soft smile, holding her arms out to him. Alex pulled her to her feet and into a hug. He held her tightly against him and nuzzled his head into her neck, the way he had with Mel from behind. They stayed that way for a minute, then two, before Alex stepped back.

Ally looked up at him expectantly.

"At the end there..." he started, but Ally pressed her hand against his mouth to silence him.

"Let's go back to the room," she said softly. "We can talk in the morning, okay?"

Alex nodded into her hand, and then they gathered their clothes and returned to their room in silence, but holding hands; their clothing bundled into their other arm. When they arrived, Ally dropped her robe, then pulled Alex's from his shoulders, and pulled him towards the bed. Once they were under the covers, she took his arm and wrapped it around her as she snuggled back into Alex, pushing her ass against him and holding her body tightly against them as they drifted to sleep.

* * * * *

Alex awoke the next morning with a moan. Ally was between his legs gently nursing on his cock and softly stroking the underside with her thumb while Alex wiped the cobwebs from his eyes.

"Good morning, hun," he finally said with a slightly raspy voice.

Ally popped her mouth off his cock briefly to respond before returning to her suckling.

"Morning!" she said brightly.

"How are you feeling, today?"

Pop! "Good!" Slurp.

Alex watched her suck on his shaft for a minute before responding.

"We need to talk about last night."

Pop. "Okay." Slurp.

"That was... intense. At the end. I feel bad."

Pop. "Why?" Slurp.

Alex sighed, "Can we have a normal conversation?"

Pop. "We are. But I'm not done with your cock. Deal." Slurp.

"Fine, I just... I want to make sure you're okay with how it ended."

Ally paused and stared at Alex for a few seconds, before pausing the blowjob and lightly asking, "Do you like her?"

"Mel?"

"Yeah. Do you like her? Would you date her?"

Alex frowned. "No, of course not. I'm married to you."

"What if I was okay with it?" she asked.

"Still no. I made my vows. 'Forsake all others,' remember?"

Ally resumed for a second before pausing again, keeping Alex at a low simmer.

"What if I wasn't in the picture?"

"What do you mean?"

"What if I died?"" Ally asked.

"Then I would mourn you for the rest of my days," Alex said, not rising to the bait.

Ally giggled and started sucking on his cock again, but stopped again a minute later, causing Alex to groan in frustration.

"What if I was okay with you moving on?"

Alex sighed, "Still no."

"Why not?"

"I wouldn't be okay with her career," Alex smirked, triumphant at shutting down the line of questioning.

Ally started bobbing her head again, this time a little more intensely until Alex moaned, then she stopped.

"What if she quit?"

Alex covered his eyes with his palms and groaned.

"For the love of God, woman!"

Ally grinned and waited patiently.

"Fine! If all of the laws of reality changed, and you happened to have an unfortunate mishap and died, and I waited the appropriate 10 years of mourning, and Mel quit her job and moved to our hometown, and after getting to know her for a while I realized we were compatible, then yes! In that crazy scenario I might date her."

Ally gave Alex's shaft a long lick, then, still smiling, she said, "I guess I don't need to worry about you leaving me after last night, then."

With a sigh, Alex said, "It just happened in the moment, ok? As soon as I realized what was happening, I stopped."

Ally's eyebrows shot up and she watched Alex as realization dawned on him. Those were almost the exact same words she had used to describe what had happened with her ex.

"Oh god," Alex said, horrified. "God, I'm so sorry, Ally."

Ally smiled, then started sucking Alex again.

"Ally, come on, talk to me."

Ally pulled off and grinned at him. "We were there together, babe. It wasn't cheating. But maybe you understand me a little better now?"

Alex felt guilty, and he started to get a sick feeling in his stomach.

"Babe, relax," Ally cooed, rubbing his thigh. "It's okay, I promise."

"I can't believe I did that."

Ally finally frowned. "Alex, stay with me. Listen to me. We are okay. Okay?"

Alex nodded, his head covered by his hands, but he wasn't feeling very amorous anymore. He started to go soft in Ally's hand, and she pulled back slightly. Between his legs, Ally murmured something.

"What?" Alex mumbled miserably.

"Focus!" She snapped.

Alex blinked in surprise at the change. "Uh, ok on what?"

Ally climbed up to straddle Alex's abdomen so she towered over him and leaned forward, grabbing his hands and pinning them over his head.

"Alex! I need you to do to me what you did for Mel last night," Ally said urgently.

"I'm not really in the mood right now, Ally." Alex sighed.

The sharp pain of a slap registered on Alex's cheek as Ally's eyes blazed.

"Snap out of it! I won't accept pity from you. Especially when I need you to fuck my ass. Do you understand?"

A wry smile slowly formed on Alex's lips and crept its way to his eyes. He couldn't help the laughter that started to bubble up from his stomach and turned into a full bellied laugh. Ally tried to lock the stern look into place on her face, but lost it as Alex's contagious laughter seeped into her. Ally collapsed onto Alex as they shared their laughter, until they were able to wind down to intermittent snickers and giggles.

Panting, Alex wheezed out, "I can't believe you slapped me!"

"I can't believe how much of a bitch you were being," Ally replied lovingly.