A Cure for Insomnia

Luke was going insane. All the regular "cures" for insomnia like melatonin and sleep hygiene, failed, and his internet pleas were met with nothing but canned answers. So in his state of abject desperation (and limited critical thinking skills due to fatigue), he didn't delete the weird chat request immediately. It was an empty profile claiming that they'd cured several people's insomnia--he just needed to send his address. When he didn't respond in 60 seconds, the user followed up with a winky face.

Obviously sending his address was a fast track to getting murdered. He accepted the chat request and started to type that he wasn't in the mood to be offed just yet (maybe ask again in 48 hours), only for the profile to message again. This time it was a photo and the caption All real and with a tried n true cure! You can trust me