Old Lady Caught Short

As I was walking from my car in the supermarket car park, I heard, "Young man, can you help me, please?" Turning around, I saw an elderly woman sitting on the driver's seat with her legs out on the floor, holding her belly, seemingly in pain.

"Young man, I am in a very embarrassing and very personal situation. You see, my bladder is so full it hurts, and I desperately need to pee. Can you help me as I cannot get up?"

As a dedicated granny fucker, her request was music to my ears. "Yes, madam, I would be only too happy to help, but I will have to touch your private parts. Is that OK?"

"Yes, but hurry; I am peeing my knickers."

I gently pulled her forward on the seat, lifted her skirt up and then pulled her big granny pants down and off her legs. She then opened her legs and let a massive piss gush through her old hairy cunt.

Looking up and smiling, she said, "Oh, this is such a relief, young man. Thank you."

I was mesmerised just standing there focusing on the piss dribbles running down her chunky thighs and legs. The longer I stared, the harder my cock got. She could not miss it.

"Young man, it is obvious that you are like my young neighbour. He likes watching me pee. Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to scream or call the police. But I am going to ask you to get a tissue from my handbag and give me a thorough wipe clean."

I got the tissue and then helped her stand up. With her legs still wide apart, she added, "Be sure to do a good job."

Working from her legs up, I got to her clit and wiped it back and forth. "Oh, that is so nice, young man; keep going. I am having one of my happy moments." Of course she orgasmed and pissed some more.

"You've done this before, haven't you, young man? You certainly seem to know what us old ladies like. By the way, my name is Pat, and you are?"

"Jack, pleased to meet you, Pat. To answer you, yes, I've done that many times with my elderly lady friends.

As you obviously saw my erection, I am strongly attracted to lovely elderly ladies like you, Pat."

"That's what I like to hear, Jack. Now follow me to my home, and we can have a nice intimate chat!"

Pat lived in a small community bungalow, and she made me very welcome. "Now, Jack, let me tell you about me. I am in my early seventies, and although still interested in sex, I don't fuck any more.- anyway, not in my cunt. But I love it up my bum. My husband trained me to be very submissive. He didn't abuse me, but we did stuff that really got us sexed up and very horny."

"Well, Pat, I too love fucking old ladies up their shit holes, and I know this is perverted; one old lady really enjoyed pushing a soft turd around my cock as I spunked into her bowels. She then told me piss up her arse to clean it out."

"Oh Jack, that's the case with me. I enjoyed pushing solid turd out and rubbing my clit at the same time. Maybe we can try a what shall we call it?. A shit fuck sounds good."

After a couple of hours in her company, I noticed that she was very docile. She obviously wanted a fucking but seemed afraid to ask me. So, I sat with her on the sofa and started making out. As I got my hands on her granny pants, she sighed, "Jack, sometimes I am naughty and wet my pants when peeing. It used to make him so angry that he spanked me, and then we did lovely stuff afterwards. I need to pee right now."

She went to the bathroom and within a few minutes shouted, "Jack, I've had an accident, please don't be cross."

Seeing her sat on the pan with piss streaming from the crotch of her granny pants got me so fucking hard.

"Pat, you are a dirty old bitch, getting me so fucking excited. I am going to have to spank you."

"Yes, Jack, I deserve it, but please don't do it too hard, as I may have to poop soon."

"Ok, you dirty old cow, I'll let you keep your pants on. Now let me sit on the pan, and you take the position."

With her lovely old wrinkled fat arse tightly encased in her wet pants, I started to spank her. Of course she played her part by pretending to be hurt, but in reality her cunt was waiting for my cock.

"Oh Jack, stop, please, my poop is coming."

"Is it like when you enjoy pushing it out and playing with your clit, Pat?"

"It's a really hard one, Jack. Will you help me get it out? Push your finger right up."

As soon as my finger reached her hard lump of shit, she was in heaven.

"That's it, Jack, now let me push it out."

I let her stand up, and as she pulled up her soaking wet pants really tight around her bum hole and erect clit, she smiled and said: " Kiss me, Jack, and play with my clit."

Our tongues danced with each other, and soon I was stroking her nice thick clit and she, wanking my fat cock. "Oh Jack, this is so fucking hot. Oh yes, it's coming; rub faster. I can feel it coming out. Yes, yes, oh shit, yes, Jack, I'm cumming."

As she calmed down, with her hard turd still being held in her hole, she said, "Feel it, Jack; it is so fucking hard." She was absolutely correct. Her turd was really hard, and she seemed in no hurry to remove it.

"I've been naughty again, Jack, shitting my pants, haven't I?" But I can't help it. Wipe me, please, and clean my hole.

She stood up, faced the wall and, pushing out her fat arse, said, "Ram it right up, Jack and then shoot and piss.