Sisters

Sisters.

What a fucking day I thought to myself as I drove home this Friday evening. My boss is a moron, he thinks he's so bloody good at his job, if he was to go out and try to do one of these jobs he'd make a fool of himself. He lived in the past and he was an arse licker to boot.

I had a job to do in the morning and a repeat of the job in the afternoon. What he couldn't get, didn't want to get was that there was a least an hour's travel between them, it was a hard push to do it in the time allocated, but Fridays were an early finish day, I knocked off, or I should say I should've knocked off two hours ago. What was going to make it worse was that on Monday, when I put my timesheet in with those two hours overtime on he was going to go blow his top. Again.

But fuck it, it was Friday and I was home at last. Do I want a shower, a drink and my girlfriend Esther, (who names their daughter Esther these days I keep asking myself). She would make sure it was in that order, didn't like to touch me if I had been working, not before having a shower, but I could wait that long.

I walked into, ... a great big kiss, like I had been gone for days not hours. She pushed a small beer in my hand and pulled me towards the bathroom, while I was tipping the bottle of beer into my mouth Esther was unbuckling my belt and taking my trousers down, this was before I had finished the beer, a first time this happened. She had me naked, the shower running to get the water hot and undressed herself. All this was new, I could get used to this I was thinking.

Sex in the shower wasn't new to us, it wasn't everyday or anything, but it had been done a time or two.

It wasn't full on sex this time, it was more than washing our bits, but she pulled me out and helped me towel dry as I helped her and it was now off to the races in the bedroom.

Sex between us was regular, the positions didn't change, the energy put into it went up and down, tonight it was hard and fast, and I loved it, forgot all about my day.

I came, she knew with her egging me on as she did it was going to be quick. But she knew that if she rolled me over still linked together she could keep me up. She did, all it took was her to tell me to roll with her.

So now she was on top and controlled what happened. We had done this before, but it was rare, not quite hen's teeth, but close.

Stupid me lapped it up. She dangled her titties on my lips, they weren't big, ( much the pity,) used her muscles to grip and hold me. We spent a good half an hour with her teasing me like that, then like a switch had been flicked she jumped off and laughed as she went out the door saying that dinner was nearly ready, but she did add that we could come back later and carry on from where we were.

Dinner was good, she wasn't a bad cook, not as good or adventurous as I am, but she can feed me when she wanted to.

There was a beef steak, chips and a small salad, she made a cheesecake, or was it brought I had to ask myself, it looked too good for her to have made it. Never mind, it was good. There was wine, and a film to watch when we sat down and fucking great sex when we went to bed again.

This time it was a lot of touching, kissing, bringing each other near and backing off and an almighty come at the end when I came.

Esther had hers too I'll add, and more than one.

We slept well that night and in the morning Esther brought me tea in bed and instigated sex again.

I was getting a bad feeling about this now. Esther liked sex but I couldn't remember her being this ... demanding. Should I complain? Probably. But I didn't, I just let it happen.

We went out shopping, there was simple me thinking it was the food shopping, we usually did it Saturday or Sunday.

No, what we? What I ment to say was She, had other ideas in mind.

I didn't mind a bit of women's clothes shopping, but this morning she took me to ... I don't know what it's called in polite society, but a high end underwear shop, for women. Women who have one ideas of what's going to happen when they put it on for a man. Or let him see her wearing it.

I can't have been the first man in that shop to be blushing beetroot red when she modelled a corset for me and anyone who was near. (Thankfully there wasn't anyone).

We were saving to get married, but spending a little, (read a hell of a lot in real terms), but with the living dream sex goddess standing there in next to nothing and smiling that look, ( you must know 'that' look,) what else was there to do but buy it. And the stockings, bra and panties set, suspender belt, and in the next shop shoes for her.

When we got home she told me she was going to get changed.

I did the usual joke of mine, of asking if it was for the big busted long blond haired woman look. She was dark medium length haired small busted woman you have to understand.

She did, she knew it was just a joke and always took it with a smile and "in your dreams" reply.

I was treated to another night of pleasure, and she wore everything we, ( I ), brought that morning, before, during and after we had sex.

I was thinking I could get really used to this.

Sunday morning was a bit more relaxed, well after her morning blowjob, another novelty since she moved in. We went to bed under the pretence of having a nap in the afternoon. I was sure I was so in love now, I was thinking about asking her that special question as she let me ride her through one and well onto a second climax. That was when I asked her what was going on. It had gone too far, with all this sex there had to be something, something that she knew I wasn't going to be happy with.

She put more effort, altered the angle that I was in her, one that she knew did something to me that made me shiver and most times let her have her way with whatever she wanted.

Not that day, I hate to tell anyone, but I was getting a bit too much sex this weekend, ... Christ, what a thing to have to admit, TOO much sex?

Her "I was trying to tell you, but I know you're going to be a bit, just a it'y bit upset when I tell you. But it's only for a week, or if it's that good two. ..." I waited, and waited.

"Okay," She took a big breath clenched her internal muscles making sure that I felt it on my shaft. "It's just that I'm going to go to Ibiza, I'm just going to have a last clubbing couple of days,"

I waited for her to say what else she knew I wasn't going to be happy with. She started to thrust up on me, I gripped both nipples tightly and held her still. I just said one word. "And."

"I'm going with Tanya and her boyfriend," Then the pleading for me not to be mad at her, she was sorry that I couldn't go, she knew I couldn't get time off of work at the moment. Only then did it cross my mind that this had to be planned a while ago.

The sex stopped, I lost any hardness anyway.

Tanya was a known ... thing between us, they were friends, but Tanya was a lose cannon, said and did silly things all the time.

Esther and I had had row's about how she always, always got into trouble when the two of them did anything together. With all this sex I could only assume that Esther was thinking that something was going to happen while they were there, or why not just tell me before it was too late. Her, 'I might be' two weeks not one was such a giveaway, they had to have booked for two weeks, you can't just extend your stay in the type of hotel that they would be staying in could they.

The rest of the day was quiet from me, Esther kept saying that it would go quickly, and she promised not to do anything that would upset me. She didn't understand that she already had.

In the back of my mind her cheating on me wasn't the first thing that was there, it was more about Tanya's liking for a little something, something to help her stay up all night, have sex all night and half the next day, sniffing, snorting and popping as I called it.

So Monday was as I had predicted, my boss was mad at me for the overtime on Friday, we had a bit of a back and forth of our respective views on the matter and I stormed off in a huff once he gave me the day's jobs. It didn't get better that evening when I got home to Esther packing her case. Now I saw why I had brought a new bikini on Saturday, it all fell into place. I didn't check then but when I did later I was surprised to find the new underwear still in her draw, that went some way to calm my nerves, she wasn't planning on dressing for sex with anyone else I told myself.

All I got was that it was two weeks, at most, she would never go again to those sort of clubs, that was about it. Tuesday morning, it was three thirty when the doorbell woke me, Esther's taxi had arrived.

So that was a great start for the day. I couldn't go back to sleep.

That meant when I got into work to pick up more materials and my boss called me in we had a big blowup. When he told me I couldn't book any more overtime without his nod of approval I just told him to have it his way. So I allowed enough time to pack my tools up before calling my boss that afternoon to ask for his permission to work another hour's overtime. He laughed at me, I knew he'd do that.

So I told him that I would pick my tools up now and come back in the morning, I told him to expect a call from the woman who had no water until I finished in the morning and hung up. I turned my phone off.

The woman had been great to me, she made tea and gave me biscuits, even offered me something to eat when I got there lunchtime.

She laughed as I smiled at her. Then she called my boss.

I could hear her side of things, and was sure that I heard him trying to make something up. But she had him and me, I wasn't expecting her to tell him that her, her husband and three kids would be moving to a hotel for the night and he would get the bill, meals included.

I completed the job, that afternoon, but I wanted my boss to have the stress of it. What I didn't know was that (A) he went there three hours later to see if he could finish the job, and (B) that her husband was a brother in law of my bosses boss. Did it hit the fan on Wednesday, not for me, but my boss.

He's never forgotten or forgiven me.

It was Thursday evening and I opened the door to Penny, Esther's sister.

Penny was two years younger than Esther at twenty, I was twenty six.

Esther had been my girlfriend for four years, we had only been living together for just under a year. I had seen Penny grow over the years from a gangly kid to a young woman who had a mind of her own and the strength to go for what she wanted.

She had at times frightened me by just being there, with Esther and I in a room playing board games or cards, she was young, had long legs and wore short skirts, and it wasn't uncommon for me to see what colour her panties were those days. What got me was that I was never quite sure if she showed them to me on purpose, or was it she was just comfortable with me and didn't have to think about what she should cover up. I never said anything to anyone about that. But now, here she was, bright smile and long blond hair, short skirt with heels that made her taller than I was.

I smiled at her and asked what was the blond hair about, she was a very light brown naturally.

She laughed, a laugh I didn't recognise from her. She had her back to me as she took her coat off, turned to me and you could have knocked me over with a feather. Her top was plunging, her tits, I knew that she had more in that department than Esther, but not this much more. Let's say her bra and blouse overflowed with flesh.

"Well you can call me Esther if you like, like you always joke with her you'd like her to change.

I'm blond, ish, have long hair and I have three or four times the bust that she has.

After what she's done to you I came to make it up to you. Shall we go upstairs or start here?" She started to unbutton the rest of her blouse. Call me a fool, go on say it. Fool, Fool.

I stopped her, I'd reached out and put my hand on hers and it touched some of that flesh, I pulled my hand away like it had been burnt. It sure felt hot, her flesh, not my hand.

I said to her that this mustn't happen, Esther hadn't done anything really wrong, adding a 'had she' at the end hopefully.

Penny played with her phone and passed it to me.

I had purposely not looked for any postings on line, just in case I would be disappointed, fooling myself.

It was Tanya's social media page, there for all to see was the pair of then on the beach bar topless. Then with a crowd of people looking on, it was dark so sometime in the night. They were dancing, or more likely stripping. The next, I was sure I didn't want to see this one but couldn't stop myself flicking on it.

There they were on their knees giving blowjobs.

Penny said, taking the phone back, that I didn't need to see the rest, it only got worse, and the videos were really XXX rated.

"So, you wanted her to change to a big busted long blond haired woman, she hasn't changed herself, but I'm here to make up for the sluts behaviour, shall we see if you can cope with a big busted blond?"

Penny had finished unbuttoning her blouse, she had started on the skirt.

I watched, both wanting to help and wanting this dream, or nightmare to go away, not knowing which one it was.

It was easy to see that Penny was four times as big as Easter, I know that the hair was out of a bottle, but she carried it off with such intensity.

She was my dream girl, woman, and she was standing there right in front of me reaching behind herself, the bra was falling to the floor as her hands were sliding her panties down. Then her hands were undressing me.

Her question of did I want to have a tittie wank first or did I want to save that for later made me blink and come back into the room so to speak.

Penny surprised me by being so ... in control.

I was a nervous wreck and older than she was, but I wasn't sure what to do. Stupid?

Penny had to explain it to me in simple terms, one's idiots like me could understand.

What would I rather put on. An old used suit, one that I didn't know what was in the pockets of.

Or a nice new one that I was sure was clean and nothing unmentionable was in any of the pockets, one that would mould to my body, one that fit like a glove, not hang off as if someone else had been wearing it.

Did I like to be used or did I want to teach. She asked if I always got what I wanted or was it Esther that got that.

The one that made me laugh and see what she was talking about was the car comparison.

Was I happy to drive an old banger, one that I had no idea how many previous owners there had been, one that hadn't been maintained correctly, one that had probably been over revved, one that had been used constantly flat out, one where the seats were saggy the door didn't always close and was libel to let me down.

OR, did I want a new model, one up to date, was what I wanted in a car, one where I had to take it gently at first, to get it running smoothly, make sure that the oil was only where it should be. One that I knew I was the first and only owner, one that I could tune to my liking, one that was willing to be driven gently or raced. One that had a brand new boot to be investigated if I wanted, one that wouldn't mind being tied up under a cover at times. ( I had to ask about that one, tell you about that later.) One that was waiting to get washed, waxed and loved. One that only had delivery mileage on the clock but was dying to go on a long journey.

I didn't know what to say. Here was ... well as near the perfect woman of my dreams. What was she offering, what was she saying?

She had me naked now, I don't know how I missed it, how she did it, but I had.

Her next words froze me. She admitted that she had protected her virginity by becoming good at giving a blowjob. So good that she was still intact, down there. She nodded downward. But she wanted to end that label, of being pure and unsullied. With me.......

Oh fuck, oh fuck. My brain was telling me to throw her on the bed and deflower her, but at that moment Penny went to her knees and proved just how good she was at a blowjob.

I couldn't last long, there was this woman on her knees sucking my cock like I had never experienced before, her eyes were wide open and locked with mine, and just, by a small amount were those big young titties, and she was, I didn't have time to think anymore as I came in her mouth. She didn't flinch, didn't let go or stop sucking until I was completely empty. She then made a show of swallowing.

Her smile matched mine I think.

We went to bed, I won't say we got it dead right straight away, but it was close. I'm not sure if she expected me to go down on her straight away, but I did. She learned very quickly that my ears were the best way to guide me where she wanted me. I wasn't happy that she learned that that quickly, it hurt.

I worshiped her titties, or maybe she would tell you I drooled all over them, I will admit that I licked, sucked and felt them all over, more than once. Her nipples we're like little bullets ever so quickly, I liked that.

Then after I had got to the point where I remembered that this wasn't just about me, that she had offered her cherry to me and was entitled to some respect and pleasure, well I was certainly hoping that I could deliver her pleasure and not be a disappointment.

I needn't have worried, I might have been the first to enter her, and I was fairly confident that I was, I took her slowly but steadily. I waited at points to let her get used to my intrusion, the feeling of having something inside her. Slowly but surely I made my way in.

Her legs had found my back by the time I was fully seated, her hands were pulling me in to kiss her as I started the age old movements that has provided so much pleasure to mankind and womankind over the ages. I didn't rush it, I wasn't going to come that quickly so soon.

I set a pace that I knew I could keep going for a while. But Penny asked, whispered in my ear that I should go faster, then go harder.

I was under no illusions when she came. It couldn't have been her first time of having a climax, she had my head over her shoulder and took a bite of it as she obviously came, I felt her gripping my shaft inside her, she pushed upwards trying to get me in further and let out this moan.

I stopped still holding in her while she moved about in what I was hoping were throws of passion.

She laughed, laughed, and told me she wasn't sure if she had been right to have waited, evidently it had been good for her. When she asked shyly if I could go again I knew that I hadn't done anything wrong.

The next round was more ... energetic, on her part as well as mine. Later I was thinking that she was finding what positions worked for her, the angle, the depth, everything.

I of course only had one, no two goals. One was to come again, and the other was to see if she would as well.

What I didn't think about was protection, family planning, not until the morning, and we had gone again before that dawned twice for her once for me.

I woke up having kittens. I was lodged uptight to her with my morning wood, if she was more experienced all she had to do was move slightly and I would have been inside her again. But I woke with a handful of tittie, my wood as I said before but my mind was filled with the fear that I had made her pregnant. When I calmed down enough to tell her what my fears were she just kissed me and told me it was fine, she was on the pill and had been for a while, then she scared me by saying that it would have been fine if she was, as that was what we were going to do, make a family together, adding that she was willing to wait until I was able to except it as she had.

I went into work with what one of my workmates said was a goofy look. I couldn't remember the last time I was the recipient of a blowjob before going to work.

I could get used to this.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I went home that night, I had left before Penny had and she had only said that we would see each other later.

I walked in to find her cooking. All she said was that it would be forty five minutes so we had time for a quickie. Forty five minutes was a quickie in her mind?

I showered, with her help, if you can call it that.

"You first, then me, how do you want it?" Penny was so ... open, knew what she wanted and made sure I did as well. I was slow in deciding so Penny decided for me. She pushed me onto my back and proved again how good she was with her mouth, okay, there was a lot of hands involved as well, in this position. But who was complaining? Not me.

Then as she swallowed and smiled her sweet smile she got on her back and parted her legs and told me to show her again what she had been missing by not letting anyone go down there. My ears took another painful excursion to show her.

I was down there, my tongue was painful with all the work she expected me to give her with it.

I didn't mind, I had plans for later and wanted to reload before I put them into action.

We had dinner, shepherds pie, with vegetables. I had to keep my body in shape she told me, keep my strength up.

I was her new toy, like a kid at Christmas she wanted to play with me all the time, did I mind? Not one bit. ( smug face )

This time after bringing her off as quickly as I could I had her turn on her hands and knees, she smiled back at me and wiggled her very attractive rear tell me she had wanted to try this after watching porn. That was where she had gotten all her sex lessons so far, Porn!

I hadn't noticed that she had moved the mirror, until she pointed out how much her titties swung around as I drove in from behind.

God did that look great, this was me living the dream, big titties, long blond hair and anything goes.

It was later that night I asked about the tied up under covers thing she had said. It was some porn she had watched, a man tied up a woman and to keep her warm while he went and did something else, put a cover over her still tied to the bed. She liked the idea of being defenceless. Oh food for thought, and this was all in the first couple of days.

Penny stayed, and took Esther's place in everything, housework, cooking, shopping and outstripped her in the sex department by a long way.

Penny wasn't only up for sex but was chasing me for it all the time. I was a pig in a mud bath. She didn't give me time to think about Esther, about how little sex she did give me. I was having the time of my life.

That first weekend we went out shopping, she had a list that I thought was a bit excessive. But over the next week it proved time and money well spent. We didn't have to go again until next weekend.

She used the time for more sex lessons. Let's be very clear here, I had thought I was the teacher, but soon learned that it was Penny that was responsible for most of what we did. She might have only seen it on a porn site, but she wanted to try it in real life, and if she liked it wanted to go again and again. The second weekend came, shopping again, long list of what she said we had run out of.

I shouldn't have been embarrassed, but was turning bright red at the checkout when the condoms and lube were put through.

I couldn't work out why we needed them, but later that Saturday night learned the reason. Penny wanted to try anal, something I had tried before, but Esther had complained that she didn't like it so it was something we dropped from our repertoire.

Penny took a long time on her own in the bathroom that evening. My brain wasn't working as it should so missed the reason.

She had done a deep cleaning job on herself, back there.

Look, it's sex, some love it above all else, others hate it with a passion believing it's only for gay men or, I suffer at the thought of this, pegging, when a woman wears a strap on and takes a man from behind that way, I shudder just to think about that.

But for me it's just another form of sex with a woman, I've done it during their time of the month before now, and let's acknowledge that some women love that for how dirty it is to others so want to have it that way, and of course there's no fear of getting pregnant, or less than anything apart from a blowjob or hand job.

It wasn't at my instigation, it was all on Penny and her rush to experience everything as soon as she could, that's what I told myself anyway.

I took my time, before, during and after. I made sure that she was comfortable with the experience, I know she had a climax before we got down to it properly, before I had her hold herself open and pushed inside.

Penny was very open in her comments about how she was feeling as we progressed, it wasn't until I was fully embedded and stroking my full length into her that her description of it changed. Then it was more how good it was and that we had to do this again. I did make it clear that I wouldn't be capable tonight.

But luckily she wiggled her rear and told me it would be kept for special nights only.

It only dawned on me, or sunk in my muddied mind that she was thinking of us as a more than a holiday hookup. I really hadn't thought about it.

We cuddled when I had come in her, we had used the bathroom came back to bed, this time to rest. We were face to face touching each other's backs, having a kiss and just resting.

I couldn't resist, I bent my head and went to suck on a nipple. Penny cradled my head and held me close, it seemed she was happy to allow me to carry on and groaned now and again. I was hoping that it was from pleasure, not pair. I wasn't being that tender with her nipple as I might have been.

I was very happy, content even. I wasn't expecting Penny to ask me anything let alone what she did. She asked me if I wanted her to tell Esther that she had replaced her or was I going to tell her.

Penny rolled over and straddled me, she now kissed me and smiled telling me that I knew she was meant for me, not Esther. She was what I had dreamed of, a willing woman with long hair, big, she emphasised the size of her bust by rubbing over my chest while telling me, and started to rub her pussy on my now hardening cock.

I hadn't thought that I would be able to get erect again that night, but Penny raised the dead so to speak and slowly rode me after moving her hips that allowed me to slide in her pussy.

"There is something that I have to tell you though ... those pictures I showed you, of Esther, they weren't real, I had a friend manipulate a few old ones, it was to make it look like she was cheating on you. I knew you wouldn't let me near you, not as near as I needed to get, not to get you to see how much better we are as a couple than her and you. Will you forgive me?"

I was at a weak point, close to coming, so dam near. When she moved so a nipple was so near to my mouth that I could lick it, ( which I did, ) I was putty in her grip, I nodded yes as she lowered her tit so I was forced, ( forced my arse,) forced to take in a mouthful of her tit flesh, nipple included. I came like a steam train in her as she upped her pace of fucking me.

We lay there, Penny still on top of me, her breast had been taken away but I was still partially inside her feeling warm and very contented.

I asked when I got my breathing and brain under control if she had told me the truth this time, that Esther hadn't danced topless, stripped and given blowjobs to a group of men, but had to ask if there was a video of her, you know, with someone else.

Penny kept kissing me and promised that the pictures I had seen were of her making, it was all fake, there was no video, as far as she knew. She did it all to get to me.

Well she had certainly got to me alright, in a big way.

I had lost the ability to know what day it was, so much had happened, changed, that at one point I asked her if I was going to work in the morning. I seem to have been hard and horny constantly, Penny was either having sex with me or getting me ready to have sex with her, at some points I thought I was in control, but at others I knew I was just along for the ride, pun intended. I dozed and slept between romps. I have never had so much sex in my life, and my life would be considerably shorter if this kept on my body was screaming at me sometimes.

Penny wasn't desperate to have me, or her come, she just wanted to be close to each other. Or indeed joined, mouth, pussy, hand, it didn't seem to matter.

I woke up Monday morning, I had been relieved to get a full nights sleep. "See you tonight, we have things to do tonight, Esther is due home tomorrow," Penny said after kissing me goodbye.

For once I was in a good mood and so was my boss. I think everyone saw it and was surprised.

When I got home that evening Penny had cooked and it was waiting in the oven. I had to shower before doing anything else I felt, Penny joined me and washed all my bits carefully before going to her knees. She had kept her hair dry in a cap, it made it quicker after getting out if she didn't have to dry that. But it wasn't a blowjob to completion, it was only a warm up for later she said standing and putting on a dressing gown, she knew that I would know the rest of the evening that it was all she had on, tease.

When she led me to the bedroom I was more than ready to resume where she had left off. But she had other plans.

We, Penny packed as I passed her Esther's things into suitcases she had, I couldn't help but notice that her things were in neat piles on the dressing table waiting to be put away, where Esther's things had just come from.

I shouldn't have, but with Penny's insistence I called my boss and begged off sick, well I was very hot and sweaty, Penny made sure of that. We waited for Esther to come home, I was really uncertain as to how she would take the news that Penny, her sister of all people, had taken her place in my heart, bed and everywhere I looked.

We heard the taxi arrive, heard the door open and a case being put down in the hallway. Esther waled in, she looked like she had been sunbathing, she looked good with a tan went through my head.

I got up to look in her eyes and tell her about Penny and I having found each other and that I wanted her, Esther to leave. But Esther put a hand out before I could say anything.

"Dave, I have something important to tell you before you say anything," I saw she was tensed up and let her carry on, my news could wait a few minutes.

"Dave, I had such a great holiday, it's made me think about what I want from life at the moment, I don't want to get married, have kids all of the things that I know you want, so I've decided that it's better if I leave today, so I don't change my mind, I know that you'll do everything you can to make me change my mind. But it's over between us, you and me have to go our separate ways,"

I stood there, stunned, like a statue. Penny came to my side and took my hand, Esther smiled at her before she had spoken, it disappeared as she did.

"Well that's all good then, saves us having to explain that you're moving out and I'm moving in, in your place. I have spent the two weeks you sunbathed to mould Dave into the man that I knew he was," I didn't like the sound of how she said that, but she cared on anyway. Esther's face took in a dark look, and I witnessed a cat fight of sorts. They swapped words, not punches thankfully.

The turning point to Penny's side was when said, told Esther that I was a man who wanted his woman to have long hair, and she would die it any colour I wanted and not cut it without permission, and then the final blow came. I needed a woman with a bust, big tits not Nat bites like Esther had.

That ended what looked like being world war three at the start, they hugged and made up, like siblings do I guess. We had a cup of tea and the three of us went to their parents house to drop off Esther's things, she like Penny thought that was where she would live for the time being.

I hadn't thought about coming face to face with their parents, it had been a bit of a nightmare the first time Esther and I went away to London for a weekend, and having to admit that we only had the one bedroom. I'd thought that night was bad, tonight it was worse, we were here to tell them that although Esther had been living with me for the past while, and obviously having sex, that we had decided that we weren't to be, as a couple, but, and what a big but it was, but now I had Penny to keep me hot of a night, and at all other times of the day, but I didn't voice that out loud.

What could go wrong with that declaration of ... What was it. Girlfriend swapping, partner swapping?

I needn't have worried, dad, I didn't call him Mr. did I, dad looked at me, looked at both girls individually and then at mum, his wife. He smiled, he actually smiled at me and asked if he should be worried, was I coming back for mum at some point in the future, was she to my liking as well?

When he said it I couldn't help but look at mum smiling and pushing her big tits together with her arms as women do, it was all for show, or I assumed it was, and hastily said that I didn't think so.

Of course that was the wrong thing to say, "I didn't think so," it should have been, "oh no, definitely not," but in my head I was thinking that I knew where Penny got her big tits from.

Idly my thought's went to where did Esther's tits go to.

I was brought back to the room by Penny holding my arm and telling mum that she should start to plan for a wedding, we were actively trying to start a family.

That was news to me, we might have been practicing, and a lot of practice had already happened, but starting a family, now?

Then all the family started to laugh.

Dad came and punched my shoulder, told me that it was alright it was a joke. But later Mum caught me on my own and had a word with me.

"It was a joke, but I will tell you this, if you don't want to get married to Penny then tell her soon, and by the way, like me, she will castrate you if you think of cheating on her. She will never cheat on you, of that you can take my word of honour. Penny is the copy of me, always has been compared to Esther, we have the exact likes and dislikes, even down to men, you're like Bruce, he can look but he knows that if he needs anything, in the bedroom to spice it up he only has to say, he never needs to ask or beg for anything and Penny is the same. So say now or else be ready for a wonderful life with a wonderful woman,"

With that she kissed my cheek, patted my bum and walked away to join the rest of the family.

On the way home Penny asked if her mum had said anything of interest when she had me on my own, I told her nothing that surprising, only that I would have to keep the knives under lock and key.

Penny smiled at me, put her hand on my crotch and toyed with what she felt rising and frightened me to death.

"Oh don't worry about the knives, if I find you going anywhere else to get happy then I'll bite them off, no need for knives. ... Do you think your up for a blowjob as soon as we get indoors?"

It was a joke wasn't it. Wasn't it?

Well so far we have two kids, one of each, both under two, and tonight practice for number three starts, I was told on my way out the door this morning, Penny has told me in pillow talk, that she wanted a football team of kids. She's joking.

Isn't she? Tell me she's joking.